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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2193737, Profile Updated: 04-17-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I am 23 years old and from England although I live in Melbourne, Australia.

I love the escapism of twilight but (shockingly!) don't fancy either Edward Cullen or RPattz; I just love the romance. Who doesn't need more romance in their life?

I mainly read AU-Human, and am very picky about the kinds of fanfics I do read.

I'm currently writing my first ever fanfic called Publicity Shy.

Notes about Publicity Shy:

Bella lives in Avebury which is a real place that is totally awesome. I grew up near by and it is one of my favourite places in the world. If you are visiting the UK and are considering going to Stonehenge don't, it is too touristy, too expensive and not intimate. Avebury, on the other hand, is fairly close by and so much better. It is free and you can touch the stones. Visit it or you'll regret it. Website: http://www.avebury-web.co.uk/

Directions from London: drive West on the M4 and get off at the Swindon West junction. At the huge roundabout take the exit to Wroughton and follow the signs to Wroughton. When you get to a T junction turn right on to the high street up the big hill and follow the long country road until you see some huge stones. 2 hours from London max. Or, take the train to Swindon and get the 49 bus from the nearby bus station. If you do visit please message me telling me about your trip.)

Strictly Come Dancing official website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/strictlycomedancing/

To inspire me I listen to this Spotify playlist that I constantly add to. Any songs mentioned in Publicity Shy will be there and there are spoilers as to future songs being used. Yes, I am aware there are some shockingly bad songs on that list but they are there for plot reasons. (Note: I think Spotify is only available in some European countries.)

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always an Edward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21188 - Favs: 10,297 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella, new to "the lifestyle," attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,322 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10479 - Favs: 11,440 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Once Was a King by Brits23 reviews
Bella relies on pen and paper to inspire her in a monotonous world, but the written word is nothing without the right melody. She finds that melody in a man who breathes life into an endless sea of grey. He's everything-everything she can't have. CxB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,095 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Through the Oak Door by struckatthesky reviews
One kiss sparks the clues, but what do they all mean? Bella dreams of her future, knowing the life she lives ends in tragedy. How can she change her story when she already knows the ending? The door is there, but where is the key? (AH)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,170 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Elusive Mr Cullen by dariachenowith reviews
Bella is a high class escort, Edward her newest client. They soon realize that there's more between them than great sex and witty conversations. While Bella doesn't believe in fairy tales, her life seems to be turning into one fast. Or is it? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,228 - Reviews: 5974 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22650 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8261 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8784 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9218 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties by IdPattThat reviews
He walked away from his true love for his career. Now, five years later, one phone call changes Edward Cullen's life in a way he never expected. AU/AH. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,658 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5534 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Seduction by far-to-jaded reviews
Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Publicity Shy reviews
Bella Swan is a semi-reclusive novelist whose life if turned upside down when she is thrust into the limelight on 'Strictly Come Dancing'. How will she cope with fame, big city life, dancing, and her dance partner, Edward Cullen? Set in the UK. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,793 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Publicity Shy: The Outtakes reviews
Sometimes Bella and Edward aren't there or sober enough to notice for all the juicy gossip. Please read only in conjunction and order with Publicity Shy otherwise it'll spoil the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward