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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2193840, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 10 stories for Night World series, Vampire Diaries, Forbidden Game series, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

If you're not up for random lulz, don't read this random below. It is the most awesome Omegle chat ever and if I lost it I would probably cry, but my word doc is busted yada yada yada, so here it will stay for safekeeping. Very swear-y. And awesome. Frequent abuse of capslock.

You: Horny dude?

Stranger: Nope.

You: OHTHANKYOUGAWD.

You: I love you right now.

You: Seriously.

Stranger: Huzzah!

You: O_O

Stranger: I know, it's hard to find someone to actually talk to here.

Stranger: 90% of it is "LOL WANNA CYBUR LOLOOOOL"

You: If I hear 'asl' one more motherfucking time, I swear...

Stranger: Oh god damn. I hate those three letters.

You: I will kill myself and everyone around me.

You: :D

Stranger: With a flame thrower I hope.

Stranger: At least, that's what I would personally use.

You: Creative. Gory. Sick.

You: I like.

You: ;)

Stranger: Shazam.

Stranger: That's what I'm here for.

You: See? Shazam - that's a nice word.

You: Nobody says that enough.

Stranger: I agree, we need to spread it.

Stranger: By the sword, if necessary.

You: We do. And by the sword ANYWAY.

Stranger: Of course! I shouldn't have been so hesitant.

Stranger: My apologies.

You: Who's gonna pass up an opportunity to wave sharpened steel at innocent people?

You: You are learning, Young One.

Stranger: That I am. O' Master.

You: We should spread that too...

Stranger: We shall spread many things.

You: That sounded kinkier than it should have

Stranger: Oh my.

You: FUCK! THE OMEGLE PERVERTS HAVE GOTTEN TO ME!

Stranger: NNNOOOOO

Stranger: It's alright. We'll make it through this.

You: *Deep breathing* Holy mother of fuck, get me the fucking chainsaw flamethrower combo!

Stranger: It's already prepared.

Stranger: I also equipped it with a small rocket launcher.

Stranger: Hope you don't mind.

You: Ga-aaaah, I-i-its for my own good- Quick! Before I- lol Hi. asl, bab- HOLY FUCK! GETITOFF!

Stranger: *BOOM*

Stranger: Now to the lab to piece you back together...

You: *Is dead. Contently dead*

Stranger: *brings you back to life. Convinently, with an anti-Omegle chip installed in your frontal cortex*

Stranger: *Conveniently

You: *Gasping* Oh God, that was AWFUL!

Stranger: *pat pat* It'll be alright now. You'll never have to go through a trauma like that again.

Stranger: -And- you're a bio-weapon now.

Stranger: Isn't that fantastic?

You: Oh God That W- Bio-weapon, you say? Oh, everything seems do much brighter now!

Stranger: I bring light wherever I go.

You: Me too, now.

You: IN THE FORM OF NUCLEAR BLASTS!

Stranger: YEAHH

Stranger: Let's try and not use those too much. I'd like to have a place to live.

Stranger: Besides a crater.

You:BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: D: WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?

You: F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER

You: U IS FOR YOU AND MEEEEEE.

You: N IS FOR- NO.

You: F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN.

You: U'S FOR URANIUM - BOMBS.

You: N IS FOR NO SUVIROOOOOOOOOOORS.

Stranger: You are the best person I have ever met, I swear to fuck.

You: I get that a lot.

You: ;)

Stranger: Damn right.

Stranger: :D Asl

Stranger: OH GOD

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: KILL ME NOW

You: HOLY FUCK-

You: BUT I LOVE YOU!

Stranger: END IT FOR ME

Stranger: I CAN'T LIVE

Stranger: LIKE THIS

Stranger: LOOK AT MY EYES

Stranger: THEY'RE BLEEDING

You: OH, IS THIS HOW OUR TRAGIC STORY MUST END?

Stranger: PROBABLY NOT

You: OH, WHY IS FATE SO CRUEL?

Stranger: I THINK I JUST GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE

Stranger: I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE WHAT YOUR ASL IS IT WAS THE FUCKING OMEGLE VIRUS

Stranger: IT WASN'T MEEEEEE

Stranger: I SAID IT AGAIN

Stranger: DAMMIT

You: *Is sobbing* BUT HOW CAN I EVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME EVER AGAIN?

You: I KNOW WHAT YOUR CAPABLE OF.

You: AND IT FRIGHTENS ME, STRANGER. IT FRIGHTENS ME.

Stranger: I'LL FIX THIS

Stranger: *rips own face off* I'm a god damn Terminator.

Stranger: Reprogram me.

You: Holy fucknuggets - I seriously love you right now.

You: *Hacks away randomly with a screwdriver - uses wrong end*

Stranger: *zap* D: That hurts!

Stranger: Do you really know what you're doing back there!?

Stranger: ...As an aside that sounded kind of strange out of context.

You: Not even a little bit - and they have totally corrupted you. O_O

You: Me too, though, so it's okay.

Stranger: At least we're on the same page.

Stranger: And I think that my teeth have guns in them now.

Stranger: Whatever you did, it was awesome.

You: Accidental flings of awesomeness are the best kind.

You: So this chat will show.

Stranger: So. It. Will.

Stranger: So, I was about to say something witty and random.

Stranger: But 'lo.

Stranger: My dog has taken a shit in the middle of the floor. There will be a momentary pause in this conversation.

You: I now want to hug your dog - is that weird. Oh (and not a single fuck was given that day). And I'll rest assured that your retort was amazingly witty and fabulous.

Stranger: I hath returned. My house smells like dog shit now.

Stranger: But no, it is not weird. My dog is awesome.

Stranger: Which is why I named him Loki.

You: Norse mythology will enhance the awesome factor in anything.

Stranger: I agree.

Stranger: I should get a larger dog and name it Thor.

You: And then a cat called Sif and a parakeet called Odin.

Stranger: Damn yeah.

Stranger: I seriously considered naming a fish I had one time "Fuck yeah"

You: Now I want to say something suitably smartass back to you, but all I can think of is the most buff, badass goldfish ever scowling at the water and headbutting the tank when you look at him funny.

Stranger: That is the most amazing image.

You: I know, right? I could just stare at a wall imagining that and be happy.

You: In fact, I might actually do that just to freak people out.

Stranger: I'd recommend it.

Stranger: Now that I think of it.

Stranger: That image reminds me of something extremely odd I saw one time at a restaurant.

Stranger: There was this giant goldfish with a huge tumor or something on it's stomach.

You: Weight lifting lobster?

Stranger: That too.

Stranger: But the thing is

Stranger: It just stayed in one spot UPSIDE DOWN

Stranger: Staring at the glass as you walked by.

Stranger: And it was still alive.

You: I bet when they tried to boil him the little bamf just sat in the bubbles all chilled and snapped his claw a the chef like, "Turn it up, bitch, I'm gettin' chilly."

Stranger: And then he shanked them.

You: And then they had a little butcher's knife vs claw sword fight.

Stranger: And the next morning a room of dead chefs was found.

Stranger: And the lobster drove into the sunset in his badass Ferrari.

You: And now he lives in Hawaii with a team of sharks as his bitches.

Stranger: And he's an international cocaine dealer.

You: And he orders lobsters at restaurants just to laugh at them, but then goes and kills the chef anyway like a little red vigilante.

You: And Kill Bill was based off of a true story - about his Friday night.

Stranger: Oh my god.

Stranger: Mind = Blown

You: And, Godammit, HE BELIEVES IN FAIRIES.

Stranger: He doesn't just believe in them. He's their god damn ruler.

You: And all the tutus and flower petals in the world cannot even scratch his badassery.

You: He's just sitting on a throne of vole skulls and chef hats somewhere in Barbados looking like the hmfic he is.

Stranger: -Nothing- could scratch it.

You: Drinking crabjuice,

Stranger: There needs to be a movie mad about his life.

Stranger: Does he wear a fedora?

You: And a bow-tie. Because bow-ties are cool.

You: Say they're not and he'll cut you.

Stranger: I'd never do such a thing.

Stranger: And I imagine music plays whenever he walks into a room.

Stranger: This song, probably http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzFpohQdMGw

You: We are such loyal minions.

Stranger: We are.

Stranger: That's why we're loved by him.

You: Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha, that song. He would be so very proud to call you his bitch, my friend. XD

Stranger: XD Fuck yes.

Stranger: This conversation has had me in tears multiple times.

Stranger: Best Omegle ever.

You: We should get badges made and everything to commemorate this day.

You: And have snacks.

Stranger: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly.

You: And CAPES, GODDAMMIT!

Stranger: FUCKING CAPES

Stranger: With lots of little pockets in them.

You: And lobsters sewn in! AND BIOGORAPHYS!

Stranger: Oh my god!!

Stranger: AHHH

Stranger: There is so much awesome that I think I just had a stroke.

You: Oh, the awesomeness that we could be! Holy hell, I cannot even diufhr kurygug/j g.ij t;otr r;jgohyugbyug irgylgftyerig;ouo upojhjvh trewyt fh,fbu;pnh

Stranger: So we both die of awesome.

Stranger: And are reincarnated.

You: AS LOBSTERS.

Stranger: MADE OF STEEL

You: WITH BADASS GOLDFISH HENCHMEN.

Stranger: AND CLAWS THAT TRANSFORM INTO AKS

You: AND MATCHING MOTHERFUCKING CAPES OF ULTIMATE BADASSERY.

Stranger: YYYYEEEEEESSSS

Stranger: And that song plays every time either of us walks into a room.

Stranger: But every time we walk into a room we kick the door down.

You: AND OUR NAMES SHALL BE NORSE.

Stranger: MY NAME SHALL BE HRAFNKEL

You: I AM VALKYRIE!

You: AND THE DOORS ARE NOT KICKED DOWN, THEY BLOW THEMSELVES THE HELL UP. THEY CANNOT TAKE GETTING IN OUR WAY FOR A SECOND.

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: YES

You: AND THEN IN DOOR HEAVEN, THEY'LL BE LIKE "Dudes, dudes, this random pair of lobsters came up to me and I freaking blew into a million tiny unfixable pieces! It hurt so much I wish I was never grown, but these badass crustations just swaggered right over me! It was awesome."

Stranger: They will sing tales of us until the fucking end of time.

Stranger: Also, I nearly accidentally closed this tab.

Stranger: I was genuinely extremely upset.

You: BECAUSE WE ARE THE DEFINITION OF SWAG- There, there, honey. I'll see you when we're ruling Atlantis with a claw of steel. AHEM. AND WE YOU WILL BE HONOURED WHEN WE KICK OVER YOUR MAILBOX.

You: HONOURED, I SAY.

Stranger: DAMN RIGHT

Stranger: WE WON'T JUST KICK IT OVER

Stranger: WE'LL LITERALLY SPLIT IT IN HALF WITH AN AXE KICK

You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Stranger: Can I have flamethrowers in my claws?

Stranger: That shoot flaming poison darts.

You: Only if my legs are really chainsaws.

Stranger: Of course.

You: And I want my tail to be a nuke launcher.

Stranger: Well, damn right. That's just to be expected.

You: AND WE SHALL RIDE LABRADOODLES.

Stranger: AND WHEN WE DRINK TOO MUCH WE VOMIT SWORDS

You: AND THEN THE SWORDS ARE HARDWIRED TO MUG PLACES FOR MORE ALCOHOL.

Stranger: FUCK YES

Stranger: What do we drink?

You: ...

Stranger: Besides blood.

Stranger: The blood of children, that is.

You: And then they are our little dancing slaves.

You: And then we teach them to ride sharks.

You: And then we have an army.

You: And then - WORLD DOMINATION IS OUUUURS.

Stranger: Jesus fuck. I didn't think we could get anymore awesome like ten minutes ago.

Stranger: It just keeps getting better.

You: We can experiment, too. Like, make an army of LobsterSoldiers with bulletproof shells and claws.

Stranger: Lobster-Shark hybrids.

You: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

You: Lobster-Shark-Fairy hybrids.

Stranger: Holy fuck.

You: Bullet proof sharks with claws that can fly and are to cute to kill,

Stranger: The ultimate weapon.

You: You're all officially fucked.

You: And now I want my own Lobairyark.

Stranger: That's right motherfuckers.

Stranger: We'll have them.

You: I would name him Binky and he would be mine, and he would be my Binky.

You: And I'd teach him to fetch

You: souls for my collection.

You: ;D

You: AND WE WOULD HAVE SUCH FUN.

Stranger: WE -WILL- HAVE SUCH FUN YOU MEAN

You: YES

Stranger: Also, we should become a lobster rapping duo

Stranger: And only rap in Swahili.

You: And tie Justin Bieber to a poll behind us so his girlish sobs are our backing track.

Stranger: YES

You: We'll totally cut his tongue out first, of course, but I still want to poke him with a stick every once in a while.

Stranger: We'll make sure to keep him alive so we can make him rue the day he recorded a "song"

You: And make him listen to ACDC on a loop until he becomes a headbanger, then cruelly snatch it away and replace it with his own album - and then he will HATE HIMSELF AND REALIZE HOW MUCH HE DESERVES ALL THIS.

Stranger: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: YES

Stranger: AND WE WILL BE AS GODS

You: AND WE WILL HAVE MINIONS AND THE WATERS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES AND THE CITIES WILL CRUMBLE AND THE WORLD WILL BE ANARCHY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND WE WILL ALL EAT NACHOS.

Stranger: OH MY GOD I WANT NACHOS NOW

You: And His Lobstery Badassness will be looking over like, "Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh."

Stranger: While he smacks up all the triflin' bitches.

You: I wonder what Nacho ice cream would taste like.

Stranger: I...I don't know.

You: I wonder what Nacho ice cream would taste like to a lobster.

Stranger: Can lobsters taste?

You: FUCK.

You: WHAT IF WE DON'T LIKE OREO'S ANYMORE?!?!

Stranger: OH MY GOD

You: WHAT IF EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE NEPTUNES SALTY BACK WASH?!?!?!

Stranger: IT WON'T

Stranger: I'M TELLING YOU

Stranger: IT WON'T

Stranger: I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN

You: OH GOD

You: OH GOD

You: OH GOD

You: OH GOD

Stranger: CALM DOWN

Stranger: CALM DOWN

You: NO

Stranger: IT'S OK

Stranger: I'M A MAD SCIENTIST

Stranger: I'LL FIX IT

You: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN

You: I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND GET FAT

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Well.

Stranger: We probably should exercise or something.

You: Psh.

You: I'll have minions to exercise FOR me.

Stranger: Oh shit.

Stranger: Good idea.

You: And then I will eat them.

Stranger: Absorb their power.

You: Harvest their internal organs to sell on eBay.

Stranger: That sounds like a good business.

You: It is- Uh, I-I mean, uh huh... I, um, I'd imagine it would be...

You: O_O

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: So can I like

Stranger: Get in on that?

You: eBay has less morals than Hitler.

You: You can start bidding for your Grandma at 25p.

Stranger: Well I'll be damned.

Stranger: I need to start harvesting old ladies and selling them on the black market.

You: You really do. And then look at all the office drones in their little cells while you gleefully hack open the bodies of your loved ones and lauuuuuuuugh.

Stranger: I think this means that we're best friends or something.

You: Totally biffles for life, and junk. AND OUR COMBINED AWESOMENESS WILL OVERTHROW HUMANITY. And do all that other fantabulous stuff.

You: And have you ever gotten into an elevator with a back labled 'Human Head' in your hand?

You: *bag.

Stranger: ...No but I'm going to now that you've said that.

You: Oh, and when you get off get all teary eyed and tell everyone that even though you're going your separate ways you're never going to forget them. Then call out a group hug. Then enforce it.

Stranger: This is the best idea I've ever heard.

Stranger: Much better than when I jumped into a moving car.

Stranger: And almost got arrested for it.

Stranger: Because it was the wrong car.

You: Is it sad that I actually believe you? XD

Stranger: XD No because it's -actually- true.

You: Won over - I believe there is no limit to your mania. Oh, and if you're in an elevator with only one other person, poke them. Then pretend it wasn't you.

You: And also smile at another passenger inanely, and then after a while announce, "I'm wearing new socks."

Stranger: This is also an amazing idea.

You: And meow occasionally.

Stranger: And stare at the wall and tentatively try to lick it

You: And if you're alone with somebody, look over at them and say in a really creepy voice, "I NEED TO FIND A MORE SUITABLE HUMAN HOST BODY."

You: Or just look at them, then scream and back away going, "You're one of THEM!"

Stranger: XD yes!

Stranger: Or stand uncomfortable close to them

Stranger: And tell them that they smell like cheese and gym socks.

Stranger: And that you love it.

You: Or open up your bag and whisper in, "You got enough air in there?"

You: And if it's silent as you ride, clutch your hands over your head and shout, "Shutupshutupshutup! All of you just SHUT UP!"

Stranger: If we were a team.

Stranger: We would destroy the minds of thousands.

You: Nowhere would be safe.

Stranger: It already isn't.

Stranger: The plan is coming together perfectly.

Stranger: In fact we planned on meeting like this in a past life. So we could rule the universe.

You: BUT WE ARE STILL NOT LOBSTERS. GOD.

Stranger: IT'LL COME IN TIME

You: In the meantime, we will commence our torment of the general public, driving them one by one to the brink of madness.

You: You could also drop a pen and do nothing, and then when someone goes to pick it up, dive on them and scream, "That's MINE!"

Stranger: That is -fantastic-

Stranger: I had something I wanted to do in a theater but...I'm banned from there now so I cant.

You: Or just stand silent and motionless facing the wall without ever getting off - at a theatre I'd probably steal the candy and throw Skittles at everyone while screming, "TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!"

Stranger: XD

Stranger: I tried to leap through the screen.

Stranger: I took off running and jumped at it

Stranger: The uh...the screen was thicker than I expected.

Stranger: So I just kind of bounced off and hit my head on the concrete floor.

You: Can you imagine if you just went straight through and lived in the movie?

Stranger: Holy shit.

You: And then we would, in theory, have thousands of worlds to jump through and dominate individually in case we got bored.

Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE!?

You: And if you hit your head on the floor, maybe you'r still in a coma.

Stranger: ...This is a possibility, but I have an unusually thick skull.

You: Maybe I'm a figment of your imagination.

Stranger: It just hurt a lot.

Stranger: And they threw me out.

Stranger: That's so depressing to think about.

You: Did you bite them?

You: That always cheers me up.

Stranger: I attempted to.

Stranger: Though I -did- tell them that if they didn't let me go I'd urinate on them.

You: I can just see that, you with a gaping head wound looking rabid and thrashing in the grips of two ginourmous security guards and telling them that you were going to piss on everything they love.

Stranger: That is essentially what the situation was.

You: I don't doubt it for a second.

Stranger: Except instead of giant security guards

Stranger: It was two skinny high school kids.

You: YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED UPON YOUR LOBSTER FOREFATHERS TO FINISH THEM.

Stranger: FUUUCK

Stranger: Also, I find it amusing to try and convince people total lies about myself in bars.

Stranger: I convinced a guy one time that I was Steve Jobs illegitimate son.

You: "I can see your aura."

You: Annoyingly, you win.

Stranger: Bahaha

Stranger: ...I should try that in an apple store sometime to see if I can get a free ipad and then sell it.

You: And if that doesn't work, just tell someone, "Code 3 in housewares," just to see what happens.

You: And when an announcement comes on, fall to the floor clutching your ears and scream, "OH GOD! IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!"

Stranger: YES

You: Or throw a load of bouncy balls at people while demanding, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"

Stranger: Oh god, that reminds me of when I started doing shit like this in middle school.

Stranger: I convinced kids in my class that I was famous in Japan.

Stranger: And got them to buy my lunch for me because of it.

You: Aaaaaah, there's nothing funnier than dumb kids. Except for when they fall over.

Stranger: Oh no, that is definitely the funniest.

You: I just write, "I see dead people," or, "I see you," on all the computers.

You: And then watch people try not to freak the fuck out - which never works.

Stranger: Oh god, that's fucking fantastic.

Stranger: I scared the shit out of a friend of mine one time doing something like that.

Stranger: I "hacked" (and I use the term loosely here) into his computer and made Notepad come up and typed "I'm watching you."

You: HA! There's never an inappropriate time to scare someone shitless.

You: I got bored at a funeral of someone I didn't know, and just wandered around the home freaking people out by diving from the curtains screaming, "WHY DID YOU BURY ME?!"

Stranger: XD

Stranger: Fucking amazing.

Stranger: I am in love.

You: Lots of them were eating at the time.

Stranger: I do hope some of them vomited.

Stranger: Or at least cried.

You: Sometimes both at the same time.

Stranger: And good fun was had by all.

Stranger: By all I mean you.

Stranger: And now me.

You: All that really matters.

You: :D

Stranger: :D

Stranger: I think we're just living trolls.

You: Fuck yeah. We must educate our minions in the art of trolling too.

You: Omegle shall be boot-camp.

You: And we will take it over purely in honour of this meeting.

Stranger: That we shall.

Stranger: I do like trolling the horny bastards on this site.

Stranger: They'll want to cyber and I'll oblige them for about five minutes, telling them I'm a woman.

You: It never stops being funny to blue ball them.

Stranger: And then as they get into it, I tell them that they're fapping to a grown man.

Stranger: With a beard.

You: I usually get sidetracked by a very interesting duck. Then freak out because I DON'T FUCKING TRUST DUCKS. THEIR EYES ARE BEADY AND DARK AND THEY WILL RIP OFF YOUR SONOFABITCHING ARM FOR A BREADCRUST.

You: AND THEY EAT LOBSTERS.

Stranger: FUCK THOSE GOD DAMN DUCKS

You: WHO -DOES- THAT!?!?

Stranger: I GOT CHASED BY LIKE THIRTY OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID.

Stranger: NO SHIT.

Stranger: DUCKS APPARENTLY DO THAT.

Stranger: WE'LL FUCKING TAKE THOSE BITCHES OUT.

You: OUR SHARK FAIRIES WILL FUCK YOUR FEATHERED SHIT UP!

Stranger: THE WAR OF THE AGES IS UPON US.

You: RAISE YOUR GLASS, KIND SIR, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE ON... Well, duck. O_O

Stranger: Oh man

Stranger: That sounds delicious.

You: And there's a sledgehammer involved somewhere.

Stranger: Theres always a sledgehammer involved.

You: And if there isn't, you're doing it wrong.

Stranger: Exactly.

You: Speaking of, I must go feed my hamster.

Stranger: I'm going to choke a duck out with a super nintendo controller cable.

Stranger: Oh my, well that is something that must be done.

You: I'm going to choke a duck with another duck.

Stranger: Shall I wait or must this glorious conversation end now?

You: Meh. Hamster can nibble the cage all it wants - I KNOW IT WAS HIM WHO ATE HALF THE REMOTE BUTTONS.

Stranger: THE LITTLE BASTARD

You: AND THEN DRAGGED IT AWAY LIKE FALLEN PREY.

You: I WENT ALL OVER THE HOUSE LOOKING FOR IT, AND I MISSED GAME OF THRONES, AND, YES, THE TV CAN BE OPERATED MANUALLY, BUT THE LITTLE FUCKER WAS WATCHING AND THEN IT WAS A MATTER OF PRIDE.

Stranger: OH HE WILL PAY

You: I'll kill a duck by firing him from a catapult. O_O And he will make a pretty picture on the wall.

You: And I shall lol.

Stranger: Not just a regular catapult either.

You: Ooooh, I shall LOL.

Stranger: A fucking trebuchet.

You: Fuck. Yes.

You: That's on fire.

Stranger: And covered in skulls.

You: And bound in live electric cable.

Stranger: I'm so pleased with this idea.

You: Acid must also be involved at some point.

Stranger: We'll fire the duck into vats of it.

You: Ooooooh, what if someone made a sledgehammer out of acid?

Stranger: ...Oh my god.

Stranger: My mind can't even fathom it.

Stranger: But we'll do it.

You: We shall.

You: Because we are badass metal lobster gods and we can just do these things.

Stranger: Yes.

You: Through sheer awesomeness.

Stranger: And people will start a religion around us.

You: And our (un)holy book will centre around this convo and make all the other holy books cringe away in fear.

Stranger: None other will stand up to us.

You: And if we do, we have plenty of leftover SledgeAcidHammers to drop on their faces.

You: And then post on YouTube.

You: And then rule YouTube too.

Stranger: Hell, we already rule half the world.

Stranger: Just from this conversation.

You: Hell to the Yeah.

You: This should be in the Omegle hall of Fame.

Stranger: Fuck yes.

You: And just the general hall of Awesomosity/Badassery.

Stranger: This is glorious and we didn't have to ask "ASL LOLOLOLOLOL"

Stranger: We don't even know anything about one another besides the fact that we're awesome.

Stranger: And that we're lobsters, but that's beside the point.

You: AND WE HAVE A SHARED LOVE OF VIOLENCE, DUCK HATE AND LOBSTER WORSHIP. AND WHAT MORE DOES A PERSON NEED OUT OF LIFE?

You: And lobsters are always the point.

Stranger: Well, yes, but that's a given.

Stranger: We knew that we were lobsters already.

Stranger: Otherwise we would have sensed it.

You: You may not notice it, but even the daily news and girls gossiping are just clever euphemisms for lobsters.

Stranger: Oh really? I don't watch television so i wouldn't have noticed that.

Stranger: I'll have to look into that.

You: Look and you will see, Young One. Look and you shall see.

You: Lobsters have actually very quietly taken over the world.

Stranger: That's why things seem so good then...

You: It was a lobster that got bored and killed Osama Bin Douchebag. And Hitler.

Stranger: Oh wow.

You: And in return they ask for nothing.

You: Except regular sacrificial rituals using human children.

Stranger: Well, of course.

You: Of course.

Stranger: That's to be expected, though.

You: An Omegler just opened with, "Hello!" I said, "You're too perky," and disconnected. That is just the kind of person I am. O_O

Stranger: Bahaha

Stranger: That's glorious, though.

You: From now on I'm just gonna try to convince people to bow to their rightful lobster overlords.

Stranger: Oh, we both will.

Stranger: And also, I think this is the longest Omegle I've had.

Stranger: Usually I get bored and disconnect, but not so this time.

You: Fuck me, I only just noticed. O_O

Stranger: I know!

Stranger: What has it been? An hour maybe?

You: Aaaaah, remember when you first manufactured me into a bio-weapon? Good times, goooood times...

Stranger: *wipes away a tear*

Stranger: Times I'll never forget.

Stranger: We almost lost eachother to the Omegle disease.

You: Don't speak like that, Stranger. We pulled through!

Stranger: We did!

You: TOGETHER.

Stranger: TOGETHER

Stranger: FOR

Stranger: EV

Stranger: ER

You: FUCKIT.

You: LET'D JUST GET MARRIED.

Stranger: FUCK YEAH

You: AND ADOPT LITTLE MEXICAN CHILDREN.

Stranger: FOURTEEN OF THEM

Stranger: I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK WHAT GENDER YOU ARE.

Stranger: THIS GOES BEYOND THAT

Stranger: WE WERE MEANT TO BE

You: AND NAME THEM AFTER NORSE GODS AND CRUSTATIONS.

Stranger: YES

You: SOULMATES!

Stranger: YES AND MORE YES

You: THROUGH OMEGLE!

Stranger: YYYEEEESSS

You: LET'S JUST DO A DRIVE THRU IN VEGAS! RIGHTTHEFUCKNOW!

Stranger: GET IN THE CAR LETS GO

You: I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC!

You: FUCK YOU, OCEAN, WHEN WE RULE I'LL MAKE ALL THE FAT KIDS DRINK YOU THROUGH STRAWS.

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: GET IN THE BOAT THEN

Stranger: WELL, WHEN I GET THERE

Stranger: THEN YOU CAN GET IN THE BOAT

Stranger: I'M ALMOST THERE THOUGH

You: BE HERE FASTER!

You: I WANT MY MEXICAN NORSE CRUSTATION BB'S.

Stranger: OK

Stranger: I JUST HIT THE COAST

Stranger: LETS DO THIS SHIT

You: I AM SWIMMING TO THE BOAT.

Stranger: I CAN SEE YOU

You: LIKE A BOSS.

Stranger: LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN BAWS

You: I AM RIDING A LOBAIRYARK. LIKE A BOSS. HIS NAME IS BINKY. AND HE'S A CERTIFIED MINISTER.

Stranger: SHIT WE CAN JUST GET MARRIED NOW

You: FUCK YES.

You: HOLD ME, MY BADASS DARLING!

Stranger: *HOLDS YOU LIKE A BAWS*

You: TOGETHER FORE-OhmygawdBinky! WTFareyou-GETITOFFMYARRRRM! GetitthefuckoffofgkgyKYGOG OIHPH POHOHo;hhfgtyasdfghjklertyucb gfcjhfdsgyvijoty u[9t;jhmy;ij;otjh'njjn'jn'tyj 'pyuh[p jfsbjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Stranger: OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO

Stranger: *DOUBLE SHOTGUN FLAMETHROWERS THE MOFO*

You: *EXPLODES FROM THE OCEAN ALL MAJESTIC AND... CLICHED-LIKE* YOU CANNOT KILL ME. I AM A FUCKING BIO-WEAPON ENHANCED IRON LOBSTER GOD WITH CHAINSAW CLAWS, FLAMETHROWERS AND A NUKE LAUNCHER TAIL. I RUN THIS SHIT. YOU CAN'T HASSLE ME, FOO'. I'M ALSO A FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH.

You: EVERYTHING IS BADASS LETHAL AND NOTHING HURTS.

Stranger: THIS IS WHY

Stranger: WE WERE GETTING MARRIED

You: NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

Stranger: WAIT WAIT

Stranger: I HAVE IT

Stranger: WE CAN FIX THIS.

Stranger: OH MY GOD I'M A FUCKING GENIUS.

Stranger: WE WILL MERGE

Stranger: INTO ONE

You: BIO-WEAPON ENHANCED IRON LOBSTER GOD WITH CHAINSAW CLAWS, FLAMETHROWERS AND A NUKE LAUNCHER TAIL TIMES MOTHERFUCKING TWO. WITH PROPS.

Stranger: WE ARE THE ULTIMATE LOBSTROSITY

You: AND WE WILL CONSUME NOT ONLY YOUR LIVES, BUT YOUR VERY SOULS.

Stranger: WE EAT FUCKING TIME ITSELF

You: CAPSLOCK IS AFRAID TO USE -US- IN CASE IT SOUNDS TOO CRAZY.

Stranger: YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH

You: NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.

You: NOTHING.

You: Like, unless my power cuts out and I disconnect. But come on, how likely is that to happe-

You have disconnected.

BUT I AM NOT ALONE. ILU, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE!


*Insert quirky bio here*

And this is my section of the Magical Unicorn and Awesomesauce Land known as Tumblr.


1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Italy

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? stream

3. What can you hear right now? Song birlds and crows

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. my dog lolled his tongue at me because he is a stupid.

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Psychic Sally

6. Type your name with your elbow. Emkily

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. What's the first thing you see? a picture of an angel sat in an alley with his elbows propped on his knees, a bottle at his side, halo tilted and wings askew. i'm pretty sure he's haning an existential crisis over there. i like it.

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Uh. I don't know what that is...

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? it shut down on me. Yep, the Great Machine Rebellion hath cometh. grabeth thyne water guns. eth.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? ardcykiis. yep. it all makes sense now.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? i have scars on my neck from where i fell into glass when i was seven - nOT THAT I WAS DANCING ON THE BACK OF THE SOFA TO THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK BECAUSE PSHH THAT WOULD BE SILLY PSHHHH i slit my throat less than an inch from my jugular. oh, so close, but no cigar/alleviation from the constant agonised monotony of this mortal coil. or math.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? blue paint? it's splattery? and a sword. uh.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? no snoring, i grind my teeth to keep from either yelling at someone or punching them, and how the fuck would i know that.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything except ancient Somalian throat singing.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 4:30am.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? for something interesting to happen to me in real life. preferably something violent. or to be happy with myself, or have other people be happy with me. or something.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? being a little kid. i don't want to grow up ok it is a fucking trap i see u frontin

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my books. and my phone. i don't know what you want me to say here there's no family heirloom locket imbued with magic inheritance from a dead great-relative my family sucks i would pawn it no give me internet.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? idk

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? i can deal with it, but i like open spaces outside better, and whenever i'm in a crowd i feel like lashing out thrashing around and just running until i can breathe. there's too many people on this earth and we need another plague jfc

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? i like the night, i like the dark, but if i think more-twisted-than-usual stuff i think i see them. fuck you too, Subconscious, you're a fucking asshole too.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I DO NOT CRY. NOT SINCE I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD AND WANTED TO GET A BITCH INTO TROUBLE WITH MY INNOCENT EYES. UNTIL I WATCHED THE GODDAMN NOTEBOOK. SCREW YOU, ALLIE. SCREW YOU, NOAH. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO BEAUTIFUL?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Miss 60 - Rock Muse.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black hair and dark blue eyes. that or bleach blonde/white. eh. and it's not really a distinction of 'opposite sex' either if someone is hot they are hot and that is the end of it.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? i can't. tch. and ew.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? both. at the same time. through an IV.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? meat.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? hot chocolate cake with melted fudge sauce (sorry).

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? I killed a tank full of them when i was four? yup, just reached in and massacred them, like a backwards Jaws. What? i was a fucked up kid - not, however, fucked up enough to eat one.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? pffffff

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? no have you met people they are assholes.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? why would you want to know that? no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? No Fear (best hoodies EVER) or Snorgtees.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes Husky fucking stupid do not sit there that is my hEAD dFH

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? HYGFTDULI H;POJLIkhj,l.kmnbbnm,.lkl;///////

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? lol i don't feel love

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM? text, probably. i'm emotionnally inept. or say it jokingly even if you mean it.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 6. does this please you? i don't-???

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? eh.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? i hardly call anyone.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? the human race in generalised terms - as singular people i can be deeply fond of them, but as a whole... ick. also saletape.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? buy a globe, pet, i live in England.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? food left unguarded.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? bitch do u know who i am.

37. FIRST JOB? Professional Trouble Maker.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? *evil laughter-* what no

39. DO YOU SWEAR? because fuck you, that's why.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? reading.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? no. i have to take regular medication, but no.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my grades.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? fun and money. lots of money.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? why would a human want to force another human body out of their bODY??? >?? ????:.???//////?/?/>/?? ???

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no. i'm only me.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? no, they're just pretty and sometimes make me want to like scream into the abyss of empty space our rock tonne speck of universe dust is suspended in by inexplicable forces that Just Are.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? whatever's in the bathroom.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? you're lucky this was typed. that's all i'm saying.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? steak.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? sarcasm. tongue clicking. eye rolling. swearing (every other fucking word). insulting. random acts of violence. and boredom.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Taylor Swift. she's inbetween My Chemical Romance and Theory of a Deadman. idc if music makes you happy or entertains you fucking rock that shit

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? no i am an asshole too

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? too much.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? i don't i shove it down where it can quietly fester as a mental illness.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my head.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Action Men, animal figurines and a Barbie horse game for PlayStation. and rocks

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? idk

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? he scares the shit out of me to this day tbh

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? no, as if i'd ever do a thing like that.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? mash. i am British.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? it'd be so great if we didn't have to hide our weirdness from each other.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Em, Tabbi (after Tabitha from The Ring - apparently I look like that with my hair in front of my face. lovely) or Overloard Of Terror.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Paramore, Bowling for Soup, A Fine Frenzy, Fall Out Boy, Florence & the Machine, All Time Low, The Glitch Mob, movie soundtracks, idk, a bunch

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Merlin, Doctor Who, Adventure Time.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? eh?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? caramel.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes. why what are you planning

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? BWUAHAHAHAHAHA, oh. you were serious. i had to chase my dog down the street yesterday because he is a jerk.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? someone fooled you, fool.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 110.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? yes dammit.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? tapping.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? a human.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? the way they smile. and that's not sappy you can tell a lot about a person from that so fuck u

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Echo - Jason Walker

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Justin Bieber and Sasuke Uchiha.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo (i'm Gemini).

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? brown (interesting, huh?) but i'm dying it blue again soon because good colour yes

86. EYE COLOR? green.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? McDonalds or KFC.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? no. really, people, it doesn't take THAT LONG to wait for fish to cook.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Artist.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? pffff.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no. i can whistle on a good day.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? liberal democrat, if i must.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? w/e your into, bro.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? stuff.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? see question 96.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Good Omens.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: no. that's it that's the thing.


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"...easily as we might tear cloth. I have seen vampires plunge their claws through the ribs of their pray and..." Charming, isn't it? I know. It's from 'A Vampire Hunters Handbook.'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

curtains

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Adventure Time because it is perfect ok

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:40ish?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:28. Meh.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

washer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier this evening, as i was forced out into the frozen wasteland-like tundra (my icy street) and commanded mercilessly (that's about right) to haul obtrusive dead weights (old carpet rolls) into the pet iron beast of my tormentor (my mother's car).

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

...the computer screen? as you, like, have to?

9. What are you wearing?

Fleesy PJ's. grey top, blue polka dot bottoms. they're snuggly.

10. Did you dream last night?

no.

11. When did you last laugh?

my friend just came up after PE limping and screaming like, "PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

and my other friend just put his arms around him and went, "No, come on, let's just hug it out. It's okay. Shh."

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint splatters

13. Seen anything weird lately?

ur face

14. What do you think of this quiz

i'm so tired is there a food prize i will love you

15. What is the last film you saw?

Warm Bodies. so fucking adorable omg.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

an island with books and hugs.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

...if i was a Greek God a survey said i'd be Nyx, the primordial Goddess of the Night. another said Artemis (Virgin Goddess of the Hunt and Moon). i think that's pretty cool. if i was a kind of bender it's a clear line between Air and Fire.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

there's too much to just pick one and fix everything. people are just gonna fuck it up again. i just.

19. George Bush:

do u need to lie down.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

a refund.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

fuck off.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

omg yes take me.


YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 22 /25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I like long showers)

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. don't tell anyone!

Like being the star of every thing.

3/26


1. Tanith Low

2. Dusk

3. China Sorrows

4. Mr. Bliss

5. Ghastly Bespoke

6. Valkyrie Cain

7. Remus Crux

8. Thurid Guild

9. Skulduggery Pleasant

10. Davina Marr

11. Faceless one

12. Fletcher Renn

1) Have you read a five/ten (Ghastly/Davina) fic before?
No body's twisted enough to right one (please let me be right please let me be right)

2) Do you think three (China) is hot? How hot?

Well, OF COURSE she's the personification of beauty (Fuck you, Rosalie Hale. Go die). She's Mrs-I-shall-make-you-adore-me-with-just-one-glance-then-I-shall-swim-in-your-tears-when-I-leave-the-taxi-cab-your-driving

3) What would happen if six (Valkyrie) got one (Tanith) pregnant?

Everyone would rethink the laws of science.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine (skulduggery)?

Where does the list begin...

5) Would seven (Remus) and two (Dusk) make a good couple?

Sure! Go plot and be insane in your little corner, love birds

6) Four/eight (Mr.Bliss/Thurid) or four/nine (Mr.Bliss/Skulduggery)?

Four/eight. We all know the reason Thurid wanted Bliss on the council was because Bliss was blackmailing him with their homemade porno.

7) What would happen if seven (Remus) discovered three (China) and eight (Thurid) in a secret relationship?

He'd... Go be boringly annoying someplace else, overjoyed at finally seeing a naked grand-mage.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six (Dusk/Valkyrie) fic.

Hmm... this could actually be ok.

:His target, his latest revenge-driven obsession. When Dusk finally captures 18 year old, sharp tongued, firey elemental Valkyrie Cain, he plans to make her suffer through the most cruel and creative tortures his vamparic mind can mix up. But EVERYONE knows the most important rule of being both a vampire and an assassin. Don't fall in love with your victim.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten (Mr. Bliss/Davina) romantic fluff story?

Pint 1: Bliss was dead before we knew who she was, so unless she has a thing for corpses... Point 2: Ew.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five (Tanith/Ghastly) Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Some scars never heal"

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven (China/Faceless One) fic?

Is WTF a plot-line?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven (Remus) het? What about nine (Skulduggery) slash?

Thank god my friends dont read fanfiction, now I dont have to answer this screwed up question.

13. Would one (Tanith) want to have sex with twelve (Fletcher)?

Maybe if you swapped them around.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six (Dusk/China/Valkyrie) fic, what would the warning be?

Cover your eyes, throw your computer out a window and run to the nearest doctor to ask for a memory wipe.

15. What pick-up line might eight (Thurid) use on five (Ghastly)?

"Nice scratch marks. You must be a real animal." Eeeeeeeeew! Where the hell did that come from!? Run Ghastly RUUUN!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight (Davina/Thurid).
Umm...no

17) What would happen if Seven (Remus) walked in on Two (Dusk) and Twelve (Fletcher) having sex?

We will never know. It will never happen. I. Wont. Let. It. Happen. EVER.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Mr. Bliss) to de-flower One (Tanith)?

See question 11.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Remus) slash?

See question 12.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (China) het?

See question 19.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Faceless One)?

See question 20.

23) What might Ten (Davina) scream at a moment of great passion?

I got a RAAAAISE!!!!!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ghastly)?

Not that long ago.

25) What is Six's (Valkyrie) super-secret kink?

Why the fuck would you put those pictures in my mind?

26) Would Eleven (Faceless One) shag Nine (Skulduggery)?

Hey, Skulduggery was in that hell dimension for almost a year. Who knows what really happened?

27) If Three (China) and Seven (Remus) get together, who tops?

China. Remus would be like her little beardy slave.

28) "One (Tanith) and Nine (Skulduggery) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Skulduggery) suddenly runs off with Four (Mr. Bliss). One (Tanith), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Faceless One) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Fletcher ((it would be unhappy)) ), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ghastly) and finds true love with Two (Dusk)." What title would you give this fic?

"I've got a thing for the undead."

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Remus/Thurid) was canon?
Spectacularly unsurprised.

This was really fun. Just change the characters and try yourself!


These are ACTUAL warnings on ACTUAL products

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Too late! you lose!

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief


Whats the last book you read? This Book is Full of Spiders, Seriously Dude Don't Touch It.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? roll around in it.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Grimm's Fairytales rewritten by Phillip Pullman

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY AKA: this answer.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? Uh, there's two equally close (They both hit me when I yanked, BTW. Cheers for that) One's 'Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever' which says: "I had time to think Uh-oh, and the the small explosive Iggy had stuck down the Eraser's shirt detonated, leaving and ugly, gaping hole in his chest. Shrieking, the Eraser plummeted heavily downward." and the other is the equally charming and oddly coincidentally fitting: ""The worst. I don't think he's ever forgotten the time I threw a bundle of dynamite at him. It didn't kill him obviously, but it definitely ruined his day." from Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire.

What are your thoughts on writing? as clichéd as this sounds (VERY), it's the only way i express my, uh. feelings. or even the mere fact that i have any. i like being someone else for a while.

How tall are you? Why?

What book are you currently reading? Just skipping through my favourite parts when I get bored.

Well, what do you like reading? Fantasty with a twist of romance and a heapful of humour. Things to hope for, you know? There're so many mundane, mediocure things in life - your escapes shouldn't be one of them.

What music are you listening to? my laptop as it gradually overheats. unless you count the music in my head. In that case, "Down For The Count" by Bowling for Soup is rattling around up there.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Tumblr - the fans know everything first.

What was the last thing you cooked? cereal.

What color are the walls of the room you are in blue.

What is the weather like? raining.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? nah

Anything else? now you're just getting lazy.

What's your favourite article of clothing? word shirts.

Who is the most special person to you? i'm not all that fond of people... i ;ove my Grandad, if that counts. he's like me, only homophobic and slightly racist.

One word that would best describe you? nope.

What's your favorite number? six. i was born on the 6th day of the 6th month and weighed exactly 6.6lbs, and two of my names (middle and last) have six letters in them. six sixes... or would that make it seven sixes? But if you counted the number of sixes and made it seven, it wouldn't be six anymore- uh. nevermind it doesn't even sound like a word now ffs sixsixsixsixsixsixisixsidcuh gjklkdjhfjkl;d.m n

What does your name mean? Emily-May? apparently Emily's French or Latin and means either 'Industrious,' or 'Rival/Emulating,' which means basically 'to imitate and surpass' and May means 'wished-for child,' 'rebellious,' or/and 'bitter.' my middle name means 'moon' and my surname represents 'A fighter armed with bows and arrows.' because Google is your friend.

What does your user name mean: that i'm content to remain unstable

What is your favorite Disney movie? Tangled - that or How to Train Your Dragon - they're even and, and, and oh Gods, there are no words- i can't even

What made you smile today?the rain.

Last thing you said out loud? "No fuck you."

Last rainbow you saw? i have no idea.

Do you want a hair cut? yES it reaches past my ribcage and it's fuckannoying i want it to my chin tops god why-

Are you musically inclined? i love it, but i can't do it.

Have you ever been in a fight? ish.

Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? meh.

What is your favorite outfit? boys' jeans (except not because i bought them so they are my jeans) interesting tops and a hoodie/leather jacket. converse or boots - something i can run in and kick in

If you could chose the dumbest thing you've ever said, what would it be? "I bet you I can jump that."


List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Jem Carstairs
2. Jessamine Lovelace
3. Will Herondale
4. Isabelle Lightwood
5. Gabriel Lightwood
6. Jace Wayland
7. Tessa Grey
8. Alec Lightwood
9. Clary Fray
10. Axel Mortmain
11. Simon Lewis
12. Magnus Bane

1. Have you ever read a 6 (Jace)/11 (Simon) fic? Do you want to?
Fuck no to both.

2. Do you think 4 (Izzy) is hot? How hot?
Oh, if I was into girls I'd so tap that.

3. What would happen if 12 (Mangus) got 8 (Alec) pregnant?
Um, I'm happy for them and all, but I think a few people'd be pissed at Magnus for screwing with physics. Stick to you spirit fingers, buddy.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9 (Clary)?
She's a main character, so one would hope.

5. Would 2 (Jessamine) and 6 (Jace) make a good couple?
Five minutes alone and Jace would either kill Jessamine for whining so much without putting out, or Jessamine would try to kill Jace. And he'd let her just to be put out of his misery.

6. 5 (Gabriel) /9 (Clary) or 5 (Gabriel) /10 (Mortmain)? Why?
Either. Like, if he dated Clary she might go off on him and he'd stop being a prick and realize girls are NOT FREAKING INFERIOR (bitch), but if he had a fling with Mortmain the lols would be off the charts. Plus it's easier access. Timeperiods are a bitch.

7. What would happen if 7 (Tessa) were to walk in on 2 (Jessamine) and 12 (Magnus) making out?
Leave them to it or fetch Will and Jem to see so that they could all be disturbed together.

8. Make up a summary for a 3 (Will)/10 (Mortmain) fic.
No. Just no. O_e

9. Is there any such thing as a 1 (Jem) /8 (Alec) fluff?
Fuck me, I hope not. Thank the Gods for time period differences.

10. Suggest a title for a 7 (Tessa) /12 (Magnus) hurt/comfort fic.
Say the Magic Word.

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 7 (Tessa), what song would you chose?
Long Live - Taylor Swift - Listen to it and tell me you don't agree. I love that song, it's perfect. PM me when your done!

12. If you wrote a 1 (Jem)/6 (Jace)/12 (Magnus) fic, what would your warning be?
Please throw this fic from a high window overlooking a burning, shark infested tsunami. That is all.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Gabriel)?
Few days ago, a week maybe. He's a much neglected character, but I love him for some weird reason.

14. Would 1 (Jem) look if 2 (Jessamine) got lost?
Purely out of duty/the fact that he'd ridiculously nice. Not because anyone'd miss her.

15. What would 3 (Will) say if 4 (Izzy) killed 9 (Clary)?
"*Wolf whistle* Damn, my apologies - I just couldn't decide if I should break you up or throw water on you." Perv.

16. 7 (Tessa) goes to break up 10 (Mortmain) and 8 (Alec)'s wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

Tessa: Alec! Alec, stop! You can't do this! Please, Magnus is just about going insane looking for you! He loves you, you idiot! This'll kill him!

Alec: Heeeeeyy, Tessie! D'you wanna 'ave a - Hic - drink wiv ush? *Holds up empty bottle*

Tessa: Y-you got him drunk? Christ, Axel, that's low even for you.

Mortmain: Thanks.

Alec: Ooooooh, Tessie! I wuv you, you know that? Magnus loves you too, and I love Magnus ssssssssshhoooooo much, sh-so I've gotta wuv you like... Why s'nt he here? IT'S MY WEDDING DAY! WHERE'S MY BOYFEWND?!

Tessa: Dear God. *Calls Magnus* Get your sparkly ass over here, we have a crisis- ALEC PUT DOWN THE PREIST! HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS!

Magnus: *Pops in, zaps Mortmain and then pops away with Alec to rehab* Thanks, Tessie!

Tessa: *Stands over Mortmain* Alone at last, eh? *Cracks knuckles, smiles sweetly* My turn.

Mortmain: *Is never seen again*

17. Why is 6 (Jace) afraid of 7 (Tessa)?
Because she's a badass warlock hybrid who's probably the only thing on the planet that could beat him in a fight. (Like, she could turn into him and know all his moves and copy all his powers and basically kickass. I mean, over a century of life has to earn you some pretty awesome skills). Best Nephilim the world has ever known vs Best warlock the world has ever known would put WWE to shame. XD

18. 6 (Jace) and 7 (Tessa) are in a happy relationship until 6 (Jace) runs off with 9 (Clary). 7 (Tessa), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 12 (Magnus) and a brief unhappy affair with 2 (Jessamine), then follows the wise advice of 1 (Jem) and finds true love with 3 (Will).
Holy fuck. O_o That could be canon...

19. Four (Izzy) invites Three (Will) and Eight (Alec) to their house for dinner. What happens?
It is extremely awkward because they have nothing in common except hair colours. Will and Alec would gawp at each other, convinced that the opposite was an evil twin. Everyone'd get food poisoning from Izzy's cooking which they'd actually be thankful for 'cause it's mean they could go home and never speak of this again.

20. Nine (Clary) tries to get Five (Gabriel) to go to a yoga class. What happens?
He'd say no. She'd glare and get Jace to drag him anyway. Cue hysteria from Will.

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One (Jem) or Six (Jace)?
Love 'em both. I'd probably just make all three of us have a joint sleepover. If I couldn't, I'd crash with Jem - Jace'd draw on my face in my sleep.

22. Two (Jessamine) and Seven (Tessa) are making out. Ten (Mortmain) walks in... Their reaction?
Ahahahaha, oh that would NEVER HAPPEN. Bitch. And Mortmain'd probably just kidnap Tessa while she was, aaaaah, otherwise occupied.

23. Three (Will) falls in love with Six (Jace). Eight (Alec) is jealous. What happens?
I'm guessing this is pre-CoG? Cool. Alec would probably just glare at will while taking sneak photos and touching up Will's image slightly until it looks like him. Cue disturbing, fangirlish slash fantasies. XP

24. Four (Izzy) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten (Mortmain), Two (Jessamine), or Seven (Tess)?
Well, I'm fucked. Tessa'd probably try, but that'd just result in BOTH of us getting dragged away to shop.

25. One (Jem) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
It'd go irritatingly perfectly, like everything he tries, but then Will'd fall onto the scene and start mixing wine in with everything and then Jem'd have to beat him over the head with a rolling pin. Viewings would be off the charts, and they'd be loaded forever. :D

26. Three (Will) has to marry either Eight (Alec), Four (Izzy), or Nine (Clary). Who do they choose?
Alec. Then he'd gag him. Without him speaking, marrying Alec would just be like marrying himself, looks wise. He'd die happy (can we just excuse the fact that the ego is a clever defence mechanism to mask his true inner turmoil and self-detestment? Kaythnxbai).

27. Seven (Tess) kidnaps Two (Jessamine), and demands something from Five (Gabriel) for Two (Jessamine)'s release. What is it?
Will's head on a platter. Even though Gabriel couldn't give a damn about Jessamine, he'd be more than happy to oblige. ;)

28. You get to meet either Two (Jessamine) or Six (Jace). Who do you choose?
Where I'd love to have a snark off with Jace, I'd pick Jessamine just so I could kick her in the head. :D

29. Ten (Mortmain) challenges Four (Izzy) to a chariot race. What happens?
She slashes his tires and then tramples him. Everyone else then proceeds to kick the hell out of his unconscious form.

30. Everyone gangs up on Three (Will). What happens?
SARCASM OVERLOAD!

31. Everyone is invited to Two (Jessamine) and Ten (Mortmain)'s wedding except for Eight (Alec). How do they react?
Blinks. "So?"

33. Ten (Mortmain) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

He gets arrested 'cause he just about spouted his entire evil plot, complete with the happy ending of a bloodbath and the end of the Clave.


ok peace and stuff.

HAVE A NICE DAY or not i mean i'm not, like, trying to tell you what to do, or anything.

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Random Randomness by ElizabethSnow17 reviews
(Discontinued) A series of one-shots about failed experiments, incidents, ridiculous situations, and anything exploding. (Note: all were written very early on in the series.)
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Burning Hearts by Ziomy reviews
Bella & Alice go to Italy to save Edward from the Volturi. Aro is mystified by Bella's potential & refuses to let her go. Along the way Bella tries to save Edward & Alice but finds that her heart may just be stolen by an unexpected member of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,308 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Alec
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
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Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Dancing With The Devil by LostInTheAbyssOfWords reviews
She thinks she’s damaged. He doesn’t want to admit he feels alone. But when destiny decides to throw them together things get complicated, a mess because the heart gets involve: they fall in love. An HSchool story. AU
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Dean W., Bella
Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
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The White Knight by Hazelmist reviews
He was her white knight but he was no angel… He didn't flinch. He shivered where she touched him and shut his eyes. "Tessa." He cleared his throat… Jem/Tessa. UPDATED! AU after Clockwork Angel but may still contain spoilers for CP and CP2.
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Clockwork Devastations by A.Clips reviews
Set after Clockwork Angel but before Clockwork Prince. Someone is after Tessa, in the hope that they can use her ability to make money. As the death toll increases in areas close to the Institute, there is certainty that something is happening, and that Tessa is the key. First in a trilogy! Please R&R
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Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen. Winner of 3 Hopeless Romantic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 436,960 - Reviews: 6218 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
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Truly by iphis15 reviews
Valkyrie/Skulduggery, fluff. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
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Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
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Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Clashing Personalities by CideanForever reviews
"Tobi…" Deidara groans, dropping his head in his hands. "Gomen, Deidara-sempai! Tobi just stumbled into the pretty lady!"
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Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by Ski October reviews
Will's finally crossed the line and when Tessa runs away, it's straight into the arms of Gabriel Lightwood. Literally. As she gets closer to Gabriel, Tessa starts to see that Will isn't the Right Man for her. Tessa/Gabriel. Slight Will bashing.
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Valkyrie's Tears by Sweethearted reviews
Cheery little shorts that explore the multitude of ways one specific girl can fall apart without one specific living skeleton. Angstiness abounds.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 140 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, let's start with Sasuke.
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Deleted Scenes by LittleNapoleon reviews
Some scenes that I think we would NEVER see in the show.
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These Days by StormDragon666 reviews
When Deidara asked him how long he'd loved her, he answer, the truth, was, "My entire life." And he decided for the truth to be made known on graduation day, immediately after the biggest ceremony of their young lives. Until then, he would, as always, play the part of the best friend. The pining best friend. For days, and weeks, and years. Modern SasoSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Month Long Romance by ShelbySabaku reviews
She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Poppling by iphis15 reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
carpet burns by sarsaparillia reviews
This is not a game of forgive and forget. — Karin/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands and Feet by cutecrazyice reviews
Her hands were cold and so were her feet - but always, always, he was there to warm them up. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lay Me Down by Majesta Moniet reviews
"You have no idea…how much you've done for me," he whispers to her. "And how much you'll do once I'm gone." Jem/Tessa/Will. Post-Clockwork Prince. Character Death.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Tanya Rayne reviews
100 word drabbles.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
Various Drabbles and OneShots by velja reviews
An ever-growing collection of short stories featuring Damon. They are all unrelated, unless stated otherwise each chapter is a piece of its own. Various pairings, including slash, so you have been warned. Basically it's Damon with either Elena or Alaric. Some stories are funny, fluffy, far-fetched and over-the-top, others more serious or canon-based.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Damon S.
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
A bunch of oneshots made from my crazy mind. Some of them are sweet and normal, others are full of bad things, and others are just Skulduggery and Valkyrie arguing. Rated T for those iffy situations sometimes. Mostly Valduggery. Please read and review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
How the Heavens Go: An Unlikely Story by Majesta Moniet reviews
This is the story of a boy and a girl. Some would call it a love story; others would call it impossible. Gabriel/Tessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gabriel L., Tessa G.
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bright Side by FreedomxSparks reviews
Inspired by Mademise Morte's calenders, I try my very best-est to add a cheery lil mini-fic everyday. Warning: May contain Crack couples and bizare goings on. Rated T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 189 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
No Strings Attached by Orange Sherbet reviews
And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bittersweet Mistakes by Dalila Dusk reviews
Tessa looses her memory in an unexpected attack of the Clockwork creatures. Unable to remember anyone, even herself, she is stuck in the cross fire of the Enclave and her family at the London Institute.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Letters To And From A Shadow Man ON HOLD by The Mr. President reviews
These are the obsessed ramblings of Cordelia, a BIG Julian fan, and the replies of a not very amused Julian. Poor Julian is being stalked by Cordelia but his reply to Cordelia starts to get her kind of angry.... Need to rewrite this.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/15/2005
Blindness by Kapootya reviews
Itachi doesn't see a reason to live in darkness, but his attempt to die in darkness puts him in the care of Doctor Haruno. Can he be saved?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plasticity by Arastas reviews
Together, they'll form something glorious, something bloody and beautiful and broken. Series of 100-word Jenny/Julian drabbles.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jenny, Julian
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My child by 252020 reviews
Godric's thoughts on his child and Sookie after he was saved from the fellowship
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Eric N., Sookie S.] Godric - Complete
Bite Hard by kwoods24 reviews
Mortal enemies Clary Fray and Jace Wayland are paired up for a project that Clary is positive will ruin her vacation. But what if its a blessing in disguise? AH. Its been done but please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,542 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Running by Blue Lily96 reviews
Will wakes up Tessa in the midle of the night because Nataniel has shown up on the Institutes doorstep with a message for her. A bit of romantic tension betwee Will and Tesssa. Genres are questionable, I wasn't really sure. Read and Review! :
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Frantic by GabbiCalabrese reviews
Will smiled at her, her heart lightening. Before she even realized what she was doing, she ran into his arms and embraced him as if she would never let go. He returned her embrace just as tightly, resting his face in her hair the way that he always had.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Will H., Tessa G.
My Munchkin Minions by KrazyKimmy reviews
Why is Derek Landy's online army called the 'Munchkins? I am simply exploring this little... reason for being. WARNING: CONTAINS LORD VILE, DRY HUMOUR, AND SKULDUGGERY'S LITTLE MINIONS!XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Skulduggery P., Minion 1 - Complete
Mine by G.U.3.S.S reviews
Will comes to terms with the fact that maybe he's a little jealous, and sets out to stake a claim of sorts. Possible WIP. Feedback much appreciated.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Will H., Tessa G.
Best of Me by sparklylulz reviews
A series of several random moments in the lives of Rachel and Jesse. -St. Berry. Pure fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - [Jesse sJ., Rachel B.] - Complete
Vote Rachel by amythedork reviews
Puck helps Rachel campaign for Prom Queen. / "You're going to prom, and you and all of your lame little friends are gonna vote for Rachel, got it? And you'll do what I tell you to do or I will run you over with my truck." / T for language. Unbetad!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
london bridges by FlopsyOllie reviews
"Looking back, he should've seen it. There were a thousand chances where he should've seen it. But he didn't and he'll never forgive himself for that." Puck/Rachel friendship angst journey.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by letthesongtakeflight reviews
"Valkyrie Cain, you're my guilty pleasure." "Skulduggery Pleasant, you're my guilty pleasure, too." A collection of Valduggery oneshots. May canon-ball. Don't like, don't read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
Let's Try This Again by chalantness reviews
Like he said, he was just damn lucky Caroline didn't kick his ass when he showed up at her house. / Compliant to 'Please Don't Fight'
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Now Shall I Sleep In A Bed Of Blood by WaltzMatildah reviews
A coda to the end of The Descent. Immediately following Damon's existential crisis with Jessica, this is, unfortunately, what did not happen next...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Right Man by AnimeCountDown reviews
You close your eyes when you play. Show me why. Oneshot. JemXTessa.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Lessons Learned by MissLe reviews
He probably would've enjoyed the slow and burning kiss bestowed on him if not for the cat calls that it roused from the rest of the bar or one of the Stabbington brothers booming casually over the noise, "Hey, looks like the Royal Guard finally arrived."
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
rays by mrie reviews
Itachi and Sakura. A life lived and shared. Companion piece to 'Shades of Sunrise.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Should've Seen it Coming by Crazy Cherries reviews
"NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PARENT'S NAMED YOU SASUKE! SASUKE! A.K.A. see full summary inside " Sakura's mad. Sasuke's depressed. And everyone else is in plain shock. "It's not true! I swear I wasn't looking at Itachi that way!" Sequel to Never Saw it Coming. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undying Devotion by Kribu reviews
A moment in the life of Scapegrace and Thrasher. Or, well, to put it clearly, this is Thrashgrace. Crackfic. 6 x 100 word drabbles. I'm not entirely certain about the rating - there is nothing explicit, but sexual situations implied, so reader beware.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - V. Scapegrace, Thrasher/Gerald - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
Sequel to Letters to Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You can owe me by Nova802 reviews
Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Love In The Elevator by KissingFire reviews
One-shot. Two strangers get stuck in an elevator together; A cold workaholic and a girl with claustrophobia. T for swearing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Everybody's Doing It by loveadubdub reviews
"Look, this is a club about sex. Or not having sex. Or whatever. So let's talk about it."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Good Medicine by TheMastress reviews
When he looks up there's all these tiny people where the Gleeks should be and he's totally confused. Was it like, Bring Your Mini Me to Glee Day and someone forgot to tell him about it or something? Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Solid by Tarafina reviews
Sick of the tension between Sam and Rachel, Puck steps in to get them together already. :EvanBerry:
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
This Isn't Funny by Always With Amy reviews
Blaine and Kurt flirt with each other all the time. There's no way that Blaine could have just been imagining it. - Klaine; mild Wert. Post-BIOTA.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take As Long As You Need by Nixxx852 reviews
Five times a member of New Directions begged Kurt to come back to McKinley, and the one time someone told him to stay away for as long as he needed to. Written as a response to a prompt in the glee fluff meme.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Post Inebriation by Aleauxvander reviews
Post Inebriation- In which Artemis can remember nothing of what happened the night before and in which Holly and the twins try desperately to keep it that way. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Happy Reading by Aleauxvander reviews
Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
His World by passing.strange reviews
"Sweetie, he only has eyes for Rachel. You could do naked backflips in front of him and he wouldn't even give you a first glance, let alone a second." "I see the way he looks at her. It's...well, it's like she's his whole world." Puckleberry/Kurt fluff!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
History by iphis15 reviews
Skulduggery/Solomon and Valkyrie/Solomon oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism. SolomonPOV.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - S. Wreath - Complete
The Difference by ThreeJays reviews
**HOUSE GUEST SPOILERS! Doppelganger hijinks can be a nuisance. And they can also change everything. Damon POV. Teeny Weeny Oneshot, post 2x16. Damon/Elena *Rated M for Language and Crudeness*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Lost by Always With Amy reviews
"He apologized, you apologized, and things have been back to normal since then. Except sometimes, you think that they really, really aren't." - Blaine realizes a little too late. Kurt moves on a little too soon. - Second person. Post BIOTA.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nice Guitar Playing by WordsMeanEverything reviews
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Tipsy by djpcjbs reviews
Setting during Blame It On the Alcohol. Just a little one shot about Puck and Rachel. Mostly Puck. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
A Series of Un Fortunate Events by magenwashere reviews
Pairing: Mason Lockwood and Jenna Sommers. Jenna and Mason have a history that is long, complicated, and at times frustrating. This will be maybe two or three chapters. RR, please. Warning: Some Bad Language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jenna S., Mason L.
Moments by nicodemusfleur reviews
Moments in Damon and Elena's relationship through a set of music inspire ficlets.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dance with Me by EMlit88 reviews
The second time she dances with him, she isn't so afraid anymore. In fact, she's plunging into the water headfirst. Future Damon/Elena one-shot. Something short and hopefully sweet for Valentine's Day!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Fruitful by MuslimBarbie reviews
He hates fruit. More than hates it, really; loathes it, absolutely despises it. He can't imagine why anyone would like it. So, of course, Amy loves fruit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Heartbreak by Nice-one reviews
He always thought he'd be the one to screw it up. Now he sees her for the first time and it's a major disappointment. Future fic. Something that could happen down the line for these two. One-piece.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Vamping Out by simply-aly reviews
"Is it my fault my fangs come out when I'm turned on?" she cries hysterically before jumping off the couch and running upstairs.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by EMlit88 reviews
"You can't ignore this forever," she said softly. "Well, it's a good thing that I'll outlive you then, huh?" Damon/Elena one-shot. Minor spoilers from "Crying Wolf" 2x14 .
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Youth by iphis15 reviews
Oneshot, not particularly pairings-driven, T for Language and Insinuation. They were young and they were innocent and they were stupid.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Nightmares by Pyreflies Painter reviews
It has always been said that dreams are flashes of our subconscious, but what does it mean when we have nightmares? Are they a sign, or a warning? Will Herondale is dreaming...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Will H. - Complete
Run and Hide by MuslimBarbie reviews
Amy Pond – mad, beautiful, impossible Amy – will definitely be the end of him. He just knows it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Passing Of Letters by KissingFire reviews
Texting is so ovrr8d. OOC/All Human/T for language and some content.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
These Hard Times by michellemtsu reviews
Katherine and Elena hear some disconcerting truths from one Damon Salvatore. Spoilers through 2.04 "Memory Lane." AU after that.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Art of Breaking by effies-scrapbook reviews
Introspective drabbles written in second-person describing my favorite characters in THG. Up: Haymitch - "Look at you, filthy drunk. You're not worth your wealth."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Haymitch A.
Fire and Ice by C.K.isback reviews
He was fire, she was ice. It is only common knowledge that they would never mix. Drabble
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Guardian Angel by RemainingMemory reviews
Blood. Death. Love. 'Do it for Jem' Jem is sick, and on the brink of death, it is up to Tessa to help him. She must visit Yanluo's handsome son every night for a month, in return for the cure. It's not easy, but Tessa is willing.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Tessa G.
Sick Cycle Carousel by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. Will's POV. There was something dark in him.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Happily Ever After by SeaSaltChocolate reviews
A series of some clichéd, some normal, oneshots. Plenty of FAX and EGGY to go around – you can't spell cliché without FAX. Okay, you can, but you get my point.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010
Military Weapons by Wannabe-Fantasy reviews
NOW NOT A ONE SHOT Damon and Stefan have not taken the news of the Cullen's very well at all. Very OOC! Random and funny, includes mention of finger snapping. Yeah, I know. Damon went there. Yes, he did.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
are you going to scarborough fair? by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's weird that that's how he always makes her feel- young and restless. Post 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Secrets by EJML-Isotope reviews
"You knew this was coming. I told you," I said, slowly stepping backwards toward the door."I didn't think you were serious!" Charlotte gasped, standing abruptly from her chair. I shrug. "Goodbye" I whisper. She left. "Hello again." I smile rougishly at them. Now she's back.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tessa G., Will H.
Rest your Soul in Dreams by Zoraya Windwalker reviews
After everything is said and done, sometimes all you want to do is sleep, and dream. Because what else can you do if the people around you won't let go, and you just can't STAY anymore? Rated M because I'm paranoid...xD!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
You're Not Exactly Pacey by amoenavi reviews
Tyler's not used to this whole "wooing" thing. He blames Dawson's Creek. / Set in and around the mysterious land of 212: The Descent.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Synonym, Antonym by KisstheRain14 reviews
It was funny how a mess was connected to the word knot, but a beneficial or indifferent thing related to the word tie. /SophieThomas, Thomas POV. Oneshot, rated T for end AN/
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sophie, Thomas - Complete
I Love You, But by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
Poem in which Jem explains that although he loves Tessa, she would be better off with Will. Sad but sweet.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Bright Lights by jamespotterthefirst reviews
In the midst of a dance hosted by Benedict Lightwood, Tessa finds the perfect opportunity to speak to Will about all the obstacles keeping them apart. ONE SHOT. Will/Tessa.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
He's Easy Like That by Avecia reviews
Collection of one-shots. He told her that vampires couldn't pro-create. She begged to differ.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,837 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Distraction by annie.of.belle reviews
kinda-unrequited Valith. post Mortal Coil. short.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Tanith L., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Conversations in Cars by lillypilly11 reviews
"Give it time," Katherine said. "We've all got plenty of it on our hands." Damon and Elena, post-Sacrifice.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,298 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Here's A Thought: Next Time, Don't Wait Around by Tiny.Fishy reviews
Sasuke reflects on Itachi and Sakura's relationship and realizes something much too late. Could it destroy their wonderful life together or will he leave things as is? Sequel to Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? Non-mass AU ItachixSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The hearts true desire by Zoraya Windwalker reviews
A little compass is wreaking havoc with Elenas emotions and… Bonnie is playing matchmaker. Rating only because I'm paranoid!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Quotes by annie.of.belle reviews
Series of oneshots. "Its amazing and romantic and following that, everything a fanfiction should be!" - Arabella Blue-Dusk "Brilliant!" - Mademise Morte. Feel free to submit quotes!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
One More Secret by Kasai Ame reviews
It's just one more secret in a sea of secrets and lies, but it's all that Will Herondale has to keep him sane. Once in a while, for a few short hours, he can find a little peace and happiness. Rated T, oneshot, some sexuality.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Contrast by TayaCurragh reviews
When Jem first saw her Tessa, he thought he saw himself in her own character, but he didn't realise the contrast. Freeverse.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Agramon by Chasing.Twilight reviews
he found he could quite easily imagine doing that every night for a very long time.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Wicked by maddiecggleek reviews
"Rachel," I hissed through my teeth as I helped her off stage behind the closed curtain, "I don't give a crap about what happened in high school, I don't care about retribution or karma, I don't even care about that song!" Klaine. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Within Temptation by trenzalore296 reviews
A series of one-shots portraying different characters emotions about the dance scene from Miss Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Sink or Swim by TwistedSky reviews
Tyler has nightmares, and it seems the only one who can keep them away is Caroline. Spoilers through 2x11-ish. Fluffy ending.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Tessa Doesn't Know by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Tessa doesn't know how Will really feels, even when he's saying the exact opposite. She doesn't know how Jem feels because he never lets it out. Free-verse Poems. Two shot: first part Will, second part Jem.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Resuscitate by BadBoysAreBest reviews
You're a vampire. You don't have to feel. You haven't had a real human relationship in how many years? Then you have the audacity to tell me that life is worth living, when you can't even remember what it was like to be alive. 2x10-2x11. - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,691 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Secret Santa by maple the wacky tree reviews
HikaHaru Christmas oneshot. Surely, SURELY there was a good reason as to why her best friend was dragging her all over Ouran, claiming to have the "perfect" present. And surely, SURELY there was a good reason at to why he was acting so nervous about it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Sick by Patch Cipriano's Angel reviews
Damon catches Stefan writing slash fan fiction for a book series where the brothers in the books strangely resemble them. How will Damon react?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Random Valduggery Short Stories by HarmonyB reviews
Random, cheesy, funny, lovable Valduggery short stories. Read at your own risk. VC/SP
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Unsent Postcards by timeiscontagious reviews
The villagers were safe. She was safe. Why would he stay?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Damon S.
Getting Over It by Kribu reviews
Being the boyfriend of Skulduggery Pleasant's best friend isn't easy. Prequel to A Skeletal Romance, but can be read just fine on its own. Technically Fletcher/Valkyrie, but Valduggery at heart.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Saving Me by Puck's Girl reviews
The first time Elena woke up screaming was the day after her world fell apart...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Fire by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
Damon and Elena need each other. They don't realize that until it's too late. D/E; Post 2.09 - "Katerina." Please R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Weight of Us by only-more-love reviews
Lying - to herself and to her family and friends - is an art. Takes place post-2x10: The Sacrifice - later that night.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Need by thefireflycatchingdays reviews
Set after the events of 2x10. One-shot/Drabble. Second person POV, Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Behind the Window by haru.fan reviews
Jem thinks about everything in his life and where it has led him. Short drabble, Jem centered. pre CWA
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Jem C.
Fletcher Renn's Guides by CheekyBrunette reviews
Fletcher Renn is a Casanova, or at least he thinks he is. With these simple guides and rules he will teach young men what to and not to do in awkward situations with their girls. We can only pray he knows what he's talking about. Also by NerdySkeleton.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2010
Ghastly's Task by kaletra7 reviews
After Mortal Coil, Ghastly knows what he must do. He has to find her. Ghanith. Rated for language and maybe some grown-up talk in later chapters. Written before Death Bringer, so small details may not tie in.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Tanith L., Ghastly B.
Soldier Boy by only-more-love reviews
In this war, he won't be a deserter. Damon/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Paint on the Walls by best with breadsticks reviews
Oneshot: There really is only one person who could ever capture his nose in an illustration just right.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Birthday Gift by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Flynn is determined to give Rapunzel the best birthday gift she'd ever receive. Set after the movie. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Mended Bones by Colorfully reviews
A collection of one-shots, maybe a few multi-chapter stories. I will definitely include TanithxBilly-Ray, ChinaxSkulduggery, and maybe ValkyeriexSomeone. Not all stories will be romance. Rated T to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010
Popping The Question by Eralk Fang reviews
Proposing to Flynn doesn't take the first time. Set after the film.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Catching Rider by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. A disgruntled palace guard captures Flynn Rider, but he's missing a few details. Like the fact that Rider is dating the princess, for example. Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Miss Mystic Falls Runner Up and the Frog by lillypilly11 reviews
Damon gets on Bonnie's bad side for the last time, and a witch will do what a witch has to do. Poor Damon, it's not easy being green...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Words I Held Back by sparksfly16 reviews
Tessa deserved someone better, he repeated the harsh truth to himself. On the days he wished he could change his actions, he'd think the words to himself. She deserves someone better.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
The Ten Things on Billy Ray's To Do List by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
"Darlin', you could look dangerous in a frock with little pink hearts on it. Not that you have one to wear at the moment. Or that you're likely to ever wear one. Not that I'd mind either way, of course." Exploring the potential of a post-Mortal Coil Tanith/Sanguine romance. Now *FANFIC REC'D* on *TV TROPES*. :D This is my Crowning Moment.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
How to Train and Care For Your Vampire by lillypilly11 reviews
In which Elena has ideas, and Damon has ideas on top of her ideas. Another instalment in the 'Bite Club' series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
What It Means by BeautifulLie20 reviews
Because he could have ran, flipped that infamous switch he loved talking about, and forgotten about all of them. He could have left her to die plenty of times already. Yet here he sat, willing to protect her...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Story Of Their Life by LassieLowrider reviews
Earlier 'The Big Ass Tree'. This is now a collection of oneshots, all centered around either Valduggery or Ganith. If it offends you, then don't read it. T to be on the safe side.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Out Of Town by iamnotavampire2 reviews
Damon wants to leave for a while, just wanting to get out of state, but what happens when Elena says that she wants him to take her away with him?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,156 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Holes by crimewaves reviews
What happened to Clarabelle...? Warning- spoilers for mortal coil ahoy. Also, not a cheerful, non violent, non surreal read. So you're aware, it's a bit odd.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Clarabelle, J. Gallow
Picture by BadW0lfGirl reviews
This is a fic inspired by the song I Put Your Picture Away by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Fractal Logic by lillypilly11 reviews
Episode addition for 'Katerina'. The not caring thing is going about as well as can be expected, which is how Damon finds himself lurking in Elena's room for the second time in a week.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Silent Dance by Bleu-Marine-2 reviews
The Miss Mystic Falls dance viewed blow by blow from Damon's POV and an entry in Elena's diary that same night. Damon & Elena. Unresolved tension, some angst, and budding romance - COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A Left Turn at the Evolutionary Tree by lillypilly11 reviews
The new and improved Damon Salvatore is just not that much of a badass any more. ...Or is he? Damon/Elena oneshot fluff, sort of a follow up to 'First Rule of Bite Club'.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Wednesday by SpanishLullabies reviews
Wednesday's stop being interesting, life-threatening or fun when Damon stops coming around.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Polaroid by Aspect reviews
"He's standing by her mirror again; he always comes back here to look at the photos, to look at her life. He likes to see that radiant smile, the one she doesn't seem to wear often enough anymore captured in still motion..."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Ghost by promise.me.forever reviews
Elena's not too sure what to make of Damon, simply because he's never anywhere. She hasn't seen him since her rescue, although she feels as if she has but can't place where or when. Elena post episode 2.08.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Disarming by iphis15 reviews
Oneshot, Caelan/Valkyrie. T for stalkerishness, disturbingness, that sort of thing. There should be a category for 'Hate', because 'Angst' just doesn't cut it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Caelan - Complete
Speechless by yo-digitty-yo-yo reviews
"Elena! What dire emergency has you calling me into your bedroom tonight?" D/E oneshot, post 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
What if by Zoraya Windwalker reviews
What if... you reached the end of your hopes? What if... it's the last day on earth for you? What if... today all your dreams come true? Set after 'Rose'. Rated 'T' because I'm paranoid.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by AJzkitten69 reviews
Stefan's hasty departure clues Elena in to a few things she's been ignoring
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Stuck In My Head by AJzkitten69 reviews
Sookie has a song stuck in her head, and blurting out the lyrics leads to the strangest of consequences.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
SoCalled Protection by AJzkitten69 reviews
Sookie sets out on a road trip and finds herself with two unwelcome guests.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Don't Rain On My Picnic by AJzkitten69 reviews
Stefan and Elena's date is interrupted by a protective Damon. Short and cute oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Fives Scenes of Domesticity by SpanishLullabies reviews
He begins to think of these moments of domesticity as a moment happening in an alternate universe that has nothing to do with the one they're living in now.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Searching For A Soul by iphis15 reviews
There was once a being more sick and twisted than humanly possible, so of course it had to be. Shipless, Nye-centric, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Nye - Complete
Pick Up by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
Tyler just wants Mason to pick up the phone.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Tyler L. - Complete
Guiding Them to Love by yintotheyang reviews
Short drabble series. How do other people view the relationship of Damon and Elena?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Watchful Eyes by Hemsee reviews
Damon and Elena's slow romance as seen through the most unlikely pair of eyes. Teddy's perspective.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Wait by onion.sun reviews
'They don't love you like I love you' - Yeah Yeah Yeahs. An addendum to the ending of episode 8. Damon and Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
What Once Was Lost by lillypilly11 reviews
He was going to take it all away with him when he left. Elena had other ideas. Damon/Elena scene from 'Rose' rewritten. Yes, another one.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Imprisoned by timeiscontagious reviews
No one knows I'm in here except for my captors.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Katherine - Complete
Rose by chalantness reviews
"What are you doing here?" Tyler Lockwood stares straight into her eyes. She wants to flinch away. His stare is so cold, lifeless. Alone. "I know." Spoilers of "Rose" 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
I Will, Tonight by wellversedinconverse reviews
He thought he was doing the right thing by backing off, letting go of the love of his life and accepting that she was just not that into him. He thought things were finally looking up. He thought wrong. One-shot. Set in Season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Tatoos by bluecow reviews
ONE SHOT! T rated for a random China who is a little OOC! set during Mortal coil. What happens when Val ISN'T there when Sul-man gats his tatoos fixed!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Skulduggery P.
Once in a Blue Moon by chalantness reviews
Tyler Lockwood didn't usually get what he wanted. Once in a blue moon, however, he got exactly that. Spoilers of the promo of "Rose" 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
The Night Under by StormDragon666 reviews
It was unlikely, that Sakura would fall through a hole and land in a nightworld inhabited by demons. It was strange, the way they treated her so kindly. It was chilling, that they did not want her to leave. MultiSaku oneshot for Halloween contest, 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Like A Dog With A Bone by eena-angel2001 reviews
Now a collection of Tyler/Caroline drabbles-unconnected and stand-alones, but all Forwood.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Carve Out a Black Heart by nonameface58 reviews
Misery is easy. He should know. He's had more than a century to practice and perfect it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
AURA by Aphrodite-Venus-u.k reviews
CASSIE WONDERS ABOUT NICK.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cassie B., Nick A. - Complete
A Stitch by Daydreamblvr6 reviews
Missing scene from 2x07. '"I'll take her," Damon offered.' Because Damon and Katherine didn't just magically appear at the tomb, and Katherine sure didn't walk there on her own.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Damon S., Katherine - Complete
The Girl in the Red Dress by sparksfly16 reviews
Extended scene from 2.07. She hadn't compelled him, and that's what frightened him the most. Because it meant that it had been real, all of it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jeremy G., Caroline F. - Complete
The Hour Before Dawn by crimewaves reviews
A space of empty time just before the day after Skulduggery was ripped into the Faceless Ones dimension. Valkyrie's reaction. Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Love is for the Weak by Druna Malgood reviews
Oneshot. Valkyrie gets forced to go to school, Tanith gets hyper, Ghastly gets injured, Fletcher gets chicken thrown at him and Skulduggery looses interest. It's all happening here folks.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Not Anymore by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Ok major spoiler warning for S 02 Ep 07. Damon's thoughts as he closes a certain door. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Damon S., Katherine - Complete
SkulduggerificAfter Mortal Coil by A Girl Named K reviews
A collection of drabbles set after Mortal Coil. More or less the same as the original, with more mentions of prostitutes, homosexuality and drug abuse from the one person you didn't think could use drugs . Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010
Perceptions by Chasing.Twilight reviews
Jace Wayland is a lot of things.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
But Instead Do The Evil by cuthalion reviews
Written after watching the episode 6 of Season Two, "Plan B". Damon reflects on his mysterious inability to put things to rights while watching how they go utterly wrong.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Institute According to Church by HarpZephyr reviews
View the glamoured world of Nephilim, Downworlders and demons as seen by a certain Persian cat. Warning: spoilers, Post-Clockwork Angel Completely in POV of our fave immortal cat, Church
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Church, Jem C.
Cry by Sandrine C reviews
One-shot, 2x06, an insight into what was going through Damon's mind when he called after Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I Never Told You by jamespotterthefirst reviews
"I'm sorry. Will had never uttered the words but he found himself close in the two weeks that had elapsed since he had last spoken to Tessa." A brief encounter between Tessa and Will after their disastrous conversation on the Institute rooftop. ONE SHOT.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Lost and Found by writergirl94 reviews
Set immediately after S2 episode 6, "Plan B" While Stefan is still upset Damon does what he can to comfort him. Damon is completely in character!Total brother fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Back To District 12 by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. *Mockingjay Spoilers* Gale returns to District 12 six years after his last encounter with Katniss. So much has changed in his home district but even more different is the person he once thought he'd know forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
A Footnote in History by Lady Knight 1512 reviews
He hates that porch. Nothing good ever happens to him on it. If he's not kissing the wrong girl, he's being told by the right one that there's no longer room for him in her life. SPOILERS - 2x01
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Before Valkyrie by SapphireOceans reviews
Before there was Valkyrie, there was Stephanie. And Stephanie's life was totally different. Just a short fic. Please review! *Puppy dog eyes*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Aftermath by Japanese and Chocolate reviews
After Nathaniel betrays her, Jem contemplates how he and Will feel about Tessa. Deviates from book.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Auf Achse by kwoods24 reviews
Jace's thoughts when Clary is sleeping in his room in CoA. One-shot, Song-fic. The song is by Franz Ferdinand. My first fanfic so please R&R! *DISCLAIMER* I don't own the song or the characters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Decent Into Darkness by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Darkness couldn't live without light. And, unfortunately for Tom, light could not live without darkness. An epilogue to the series, so that everyone gets what the want. Julian/Jenny
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Julian, Jenny - Complete
Girl Of Ice by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Kaitlyn's first boyfriend, trying to make sense of it all.
Dark Visions series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Secret Wishes by Toshiros-Snow-Demon reviews
What have you done, Edward!- What happens when Edward get Multiple Personality Disorder, and what will be the outcome? Warning, get gruesome towards the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward - Complete
Things I should not do but will anyway by Flaring Rhythm reviews
I should not write Fanfictions that deprive Skulduggery Pleasant of his dignity, but will anyway... Oneshot, I think...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010
Tear Me Down by lillypilly11 reviews
On the worst night of Elena's life, the last thing she wants is Damon there. But there he inevitably is. Damon/Elena with background Stefan/Elena and Stefan/Katherine. Epilogue now added.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Plan by stephanieflautist reviews
'If anyone had asked me in this moment, what had happened to lead up to this, I would have told them the truth.' Jesse's POV on his relationship with Rachel from the start to finish.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
pull the damn thing out it hurts by destructoxgirl reviews
Damon's thoughts as Elena removes the arrow from his back, as seen in Bad Moon Rising 2x03.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Till the end by Elmo99 reviews
This takes place after Mortal Coil but I decided to completely disregard the fact that Tanith is taken over.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Future Reality by Hemsee reviews
Because some dreams are future reflections of reality – based on the dream scene at the beginning of "Memory Lane".
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Choice by beachglass5387 reviews
Katherine and Elena have a conversation about the Salvatore brothers. They may even more in common soon...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
and then i caught myself by fliortia reviews
She's lost hers. He's searching for his. The sequence of events are generally unfortunate when one is unsure of ones own identity.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Nighttime Promises by boqlover reviews
Elena lay on her bed facing her window and wished that she would imagine Stefan would climb through the window. But she wasn't wishing for Stefan, she was wishing for... T for now probably M if I write more chapters
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Teacher's Pet by starofoberon reviews
Ficlet. The new guy doesn't trust Spencer Reid as far as he can throw him. Response to Fortune Cookie prompt, "A calm sea doth not a sailor make." Or something like that.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Never Let Go by naojv reviews
Together, they'll learn that some bonds don't break after all. Set in the middle of an alternate Season Two.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Consequences of Staring by neatocow11 reviews
Caroline and Stefan discuss some very interesting topics while hanging out. Caroline/Stefan friendship.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Caroline F., Stefan S. - Complete
Guardian by NerdySkeleton reviews
Rated T for suicidal thoughts..."Slowly, she raises her barefoot and begins to take the deep plunge...'That first step is a big one,' someone says."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2010
Follow You Home by Red Stockings reviews
I have his kiss on my lips Elena, the one that Damon thought he was giving to you. So you are going to walk out into the night and kiss Damon Salvatore and make him think you love him, before you break his heart. Damon/Elena Series One COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Listen to the words that will tear us apart by Sandrine C reviews
Post 2x03, one-shot, D/E. The underlying truths behind the heartbreaking words exchanged by Damon and Elena in their last scene in 'Bad Moon Rising'
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
May It Be by AdiosImAGhost reviews
"The stars are the street lights of eternity."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Worth Saving by espergirl04 reviews
Sometimes she lets herself think about how her life would have been different. Nikita/Michael
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Weakness by sparksfly16 reviews
She was his biggest weakness...and she always would be. Michael/Nikita one-shot
Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
How it Should Have Been by Wandering-Recluse reviews
It should have been gravy, a fourth consecutive win at Regionals-his life should have been perfect. Then why wasn't it? *oneshot*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
One and Only by Druna Malgood reviews
Short, Skulduggery Pleasant related one-shots with all kinds of different pairings, like Valduggery, Fletcheryie, Ghastith, Chinduggery etc. Beware of some Mortal Coil Spoliers.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
War by TigerLily927 reviews
Today was supposed to be a day of peace of mind and now he has shattered that into a million microscopic pieces.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heartbeat by Helen3616 reviews
Sometimes, he'd just lay there and listen to his heartbeat. T for slight language. Genre friendship, but slight romance implied.
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Jasmine by CloakedInBlue reviews
A total PWP, 'just because' sort of moment. Zuko is pensive, and charming without even trying.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Lem's comic book by Daria234 reviews
Lem creates his own comic book and gets opinions on it from his co-workers, but being an artist can be so frustrating. Humorous one-shot.
Better Off Ted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Lem H., Phil M. - Complete
The Easy Way by Hemsee reviews
They hurt each other as only best friends can. She says words she doesn't believe in anymore and he does the one thing he knows she'll never forgive. And they do it because admitting they care isn't an option.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Every lie is a promise I don't want to keep by Sandrine C reviews
Set after 2x01. One-shot, what Damon wanted but could not tell Elena. "If only you knew why I needed you to hate me, then maybe I wouldn't feel so disgusted with myself..."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Switch by AKA DD reviews
SPOILER: S2Ep1. Damon switches off his feelings and descends into Darkness as he broods over what Katherine and Elena said.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
It's All In The Smile by Scare4irony reviews
When you're a new born child, you see a strange being hover over your crib...it's always her, she's always your big sister but now she's different and you don't know what's wrong. All you know is that her smile isn't the same.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Pretending to Forget by vertigoSWAY reviews
When Merlin is being held at sword point, multiple blades pressing from all sides at his throat, he doesn't even seem scared. "Whatever fate you have planned for me, your highness, I wish that you let me stop this before you carry it out."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Ashes Of The Wake by AmiNoo reviews
Set after S2. The magic is no longer kept secret. With the pyre about to be lit, Merlin is resigned to his fate. He knows that, after everything, this is his destiny. If only he could make him understand that...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? by Tiny.Fishy reviews
The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Have Lost Everything by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
Will's thoughts after Tessa leaves him in the attic at the end of the book. I know it's not in this category but we're still waiting on a Infernal Devices category. WillxTessa SPOILER ALERT
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
the broken bits of Jesse St James by perfectpro reviews
-So he wanders up and sings with her and maybe that's where it all got shot to hell.-
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Jesse sJ. - Complete
How Close Is Close Enough? by wellversedinconverse reviews
"What now, Elena?" He can see her mind working overtime, can hear the indignant huffs coming from her. He can practically feel those doe eyes rolling up into the heavens. Post 1x22. A series of stolen moments between Damon and Elena. Completed
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
His Confession by Lady Alyss reviews
A funny fic if Skulduggery confessed something to Valkyrie...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
A Pleasant Satire by forgetcanon reviews
A collective plea from the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant turns into a multi-chapter story with questionable prospects of ever being finished. Rated M for language and terrifying ideas. Such as Duskyrie and Fletchina.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Matter of Trust by surrexi reviews
In the aftermath of the events on Founder's Day, Elena must decide which Salvatore brother she can really trust.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Katniss, Remember I Love You by jamespotterthefirst reviews
*MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS* Gale's point of view during his last encounter with Katniss. ONE SHOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
For Love of Katniss by Rowena of Naxen reviews
WARNING: MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! All the things Gale did because he loved her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Thunder Trouble by Uchizaki reviews
Haruhi's woken up in the middle of the night in Karuizawa by a passing thunderstorm. Fluff, light Twins/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The ABC's of Vampire Diaries by LittleNapoleon reviews
Title explains it all.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
The Legacy of Lexi by Ash Ninja reviews
Lexi was Stefan's best friend and always wanted the best for him. Even after her second death. Ficlet, Basically Stefan's real reasons for not killing his brother after Lexi's death. Non-cest.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Stefan S., Lexi - Complete
A Child's Wish by K.Blood reviews
When you're a child it's great to have that one special person in your life who you know will always be there for you. Jenny/Julian. Fluff-fic. Oneshot.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Confessions by Lady Knight 1512 reviews
He'll never say it out loud, never even write it down, because pulling the thought out of his head will make it solid, real. – A series of confessions from Elena, Stefan, Damon and Katherine.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
That Secret Chord by mng reviews
Set sometime after season 1. What happens when you love someone but can't let go even though it hurts. Mostly Damon's point of view, his turmoil...also Elena's indecision. Story is complete. Please read A/N 2 in first chapter, very important
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Conquest in a Waltz by Ani-Coolgirl reviews
"Elena's eyes are on him, and Damon knows he's doomed." Damon/Elena, past Damon/Katherine
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A Gesture of Kindness by arabean reviews
We all have weapons in our arsenal.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Perfect Fit by Seph Meadowes reviews
The greatest couple Mystic Falls ever saw - snarky, hot, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they haven't happened yet. . . Several imagined moments with Tyler and Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Rubik's Cube by KandiLips reviews
"Did you try to read its mind?" Max inquired the girl incredulously. Angel nodded, now whimpering. Max clamped her teeth down hard on her tongue, obviously trying quite immensely to avoid laughing her butt off. "Honey, it's a chunk of plastic." ONE-SHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Angel, Max - Complete
Unwanted Conversations by Shuichi Saito reviews
"You. Are. Gay" She said, purposely drawing the words out slowly, a large grin was plastered on her face "And I don't mean 'I'm so happy gay, gay' I mean 'I love snogging boys' gay" !MALEC!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Oneshot Crossovers by Nikita Morrowind reviews
Randomness that is spawned of my boredom in ICT class. MUCH TWILIGHT-BASHING! PLEASE R&R Rated T for Language
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Merlin
Here At Veridian Dynamics by Bad Werewolf reviews
Very short. No Spoilers. You don't even need to have seen the show to get it.
Better Off Ted - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Roadtrip by Mystewitch reviews
Damon decides that Elena has gotten too gloomy lately and decides to kidnap her for a road trip for some needed R and R. A fun AU fic that deals with just Damon and Elena during the summer after the season one finale.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,729 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Thirty thoughts and Three words by Lonewolf66 reviews
Thirty thoughts by Valkyrie and Skulduggery and three small words that make all the difference...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Crown of Thorns by mng reviews
Damon and Elena. Set shortly after they find out Katherine isn t in the tomb. Elena looks for Damon, finds him, what happens then. I think the shows Damon and Elena comfort scene was far too short.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Just The Girl by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
School reunions are bad enough without your high school crush being the newly divorced mother of a brat who bares quite a striking resemblance with the senapi you used to call Tono. Not to mention your brother running off with the Polish ice cream man...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Tale of Two Wars by GingerIntelligence reviews
"Because it's clear cut and it's ambiguous, it's painful and it's actually calming, on both sides, and it's the most complicated moment of Sherlock's life, because it's just too simple." Sherlock/John, nightmare!fic, minor bad language. Mild pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Second Chances by xXTwistedPrincessXx reviews
Who honestly liked the ending to forbidden game? I know i certainly didn't. so here's a way Julian could have come back. After the games from Jenny's POV.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Seeing You by NotSorry reviews
"When I left, you have to understand," Valkyrie's voice became desperate. Desperate for them to understand that they had to trust her. "I did it for you. I did it for all of you. I can't tell you. I want, so much. But I can't." Sequel to 'Missing You'
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Missing You by NotSorry reviews
Stephanie struggled, sobbing, but soon ran out of energy and settled to wrapping her arms around his neck and weeping into his Ghastly-made suit. "Oh, God." She whispered. "Oh, God. I missed you."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Dreaming Contexts by forgetcanon reviews
Skulduggery woke, curled up on his side around the Escort Sphere. He did not remember his dream, but that was for the best. He felt rather sticky and that was never a good sign; he could only hope that he hadn't screamed.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
City of Recyclable Plastic Bottles by Ashabagawa reviews
Jace has a dream. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
C'mon, who wasn't hoping it would happen? by twilight1801 reviews
Alright, who loves Julian? ME! And Jenny should, too. Here's the story a little differently, starting from when Julian comes for the second Game. Jenny FINALLY chooses right.She FINALLY realizes Julian is AMAZING. C'mon, who wasn't hoping it would happen?
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Hypothesis by Rain on your Back reviews
AXH. After the two first books. Artemis asks something to Holly by an email...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
requiem for a dream by Cella N reviews
Freedom or death, happiness or loneliness. What's real and what is a dream? SAKURA. SASUKE. NARUTO. Which will you choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Skulduggerific! by A Girl Named K reviews
Random drabbles of Skulduggery, his friends and enemies. Incorporating special occasions, events, and current affairs...and sex jokes. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Bivouac by Lli reviews
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Sparrow Against A Parrot by NotoriouslyN reviews
She had told him that a parrot could offer a more pleasant companionship than that of a bunch of seafaring scallywags. And it were those words that had Jack Sparrow taking her in as a member of his crew, if only to prove her wrong. Jack Sparrow/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Scorpius by xybolic reviews
TBR Contest Entry. It was probably a mistake to date an elf who was looking after a demented Mud Boy. Best Over-All winner in Kitsune Heart's 'The Big Reveal' Contest
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Power of Darkness by fairwinds09 reviews
Damon can't seem to resist the compulsion to slip into Elena's room when she's asleep...but sometimes the outcome isn't exactly what he expected.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Poet's Darling by Seph Meadowes reviews
Tyler visits Caroline at the hospital. Some Tyler/Caroline. Complete.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - [Tyler L., Caroline F.] - Complete
I Hate You, I Love You by xJadelynWestx reviews
A basic Damon/Elena fic. Maybe takes place sometime in season 2, after they found out it was Katherine, not Elena, that Damon kissed. The end is a little rushed, sorry for that.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Break Outs, Make Outs and Stolen Cars by queen-sarcasm reviews
Series of one-shots with all of the characters. Chapter 1 and 2 are up. 1 - Kait really doesn't want to be in school. So what does Gabriel do about it? 2 - Lewis never got caught, algebra is boring anyway.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Love You by MorbidMandy reviews
After an intense sparring match, Jace says something that makes Alec think. He asks Magnus a question, and Magnus answers him. Malec fluff. Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dance with me by Mimi-dudette reviews
He had been abandoned. On the night of his graduation dance. By his twin AND his girlfriend. Hikaru huffed, stuck out his bottom lip in a sulk, and summed the night up in two words. 'This sucks.' HikaHaru x Two-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
By the North Sea by jenbachand reviews
I want to tell her things. About how I did play by the North Sea as a child. Eric/Sookie. Set mid episode during 9 Crimes
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Many of Sakura Haruno's Admirers by Polmkk reviews
When Sakura woke up today, she defintely DID NOT expect guys from all over confessing their love to her and asking her out. The only thing she can get out of this is one major headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Midnight Snack by AKA DD reviews
While Stefan was "detoxing" in the basement, what was going on between Damon and Elena...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Being a Hero by Yukirei-chan reviews
Heroism calls for instinct and selflessness, not thinking and self-preservation. This was probably why it was never Artemis' style. It's short, kinda sweet and my re-initiation to fanfics.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Awkward Silence by bluebell 33 reviews
They are just little things i thought up... They aren't very good, but i was bored, so here they are...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010
It Was Just a Dance by Shatteredsand reviews
A series of one shots from the perspectives of Jenna, Alaric, Bonnie, Caroline, Jeremy,and others as they watch Elena dance with Damon. Everyone sees things a little differently, but some things can't be changed no matter how you try to look at them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Playlist by Shyguy1 reviews
Just a little one-shot. It's way to tempting to just leave it laying there, oh no. Please read/review
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Point of No Return by Miss Yaya reviews
Most of us pass the point of no return at some time in our life, now it's their turn. Short drabble, nothing much. If you like, please be kind and drop a R&R.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
A Manifestation of Guilt by The Creatress reviews
TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
LOST in your eyes by Kara.R.K reviews
Damon and Elena are at the boarding house - Alone. Need I say more?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Cutting Games by Arastas reviews
She's a war general, a puppet master, a jungle cat. And he's never been able to resist her eyes. Caius/Athenodora drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Caius, Athenodora - Complete
Fireworks by Nimash reviews
HikaHaru oneshot. With Kaoru once again "ill in bed", Hikaru and Haruhi end up going to a local summer festival alone. With fireworks in the air, will these two finally admit the sparks they've been feeling?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
New Beginnings by owl-eyes and wolfsheim inc reviews
The sun was frying his brain. His wasn't checking out his student. Nope, not him, not her eyes or her legs, or - damn! Fifty one sentence themes for the KakaSaku fandom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Tabloid Fodder by Aleauxvander reviews
It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why by NotSorry reviews
'That's why they were there, gathered around the marble tombstone.' Just popped into my head... Based on quotes from Dark Days, may be a multiple chapter story... Hints of Valduggery
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Charismatic Enigma by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Holly goes to visit Artemis at Fowl Manor, she finds that he is still asleep. When Artemis does wake up, he is not his usual alert, composed and guarded self. General cuteness. Review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Last Resort by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Elena had always hoped she'd never have to depend on Damon, what with his almost PMS-like mood swings and general air of anger and blood-lust and unpredictability. Damon is all she has left. /Missing Scene/Tag: Miss Mystic Falls./ :Damon/Elena:
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Minutes by MissZoey reviews
Each additional second begins to tell you that he isn't ever coming back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Damon and the Night Light by Dbz VD rox reviews
Damon sleeps with a night light and Stefan finds out why. Better summary inside! Please read and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Necromancer: The Endless Night by Sweethearted reviews
Oneshot, shipless. "The night welcomes us, draws us in. We are the Necromancers, and we let it."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Movie Time by Midnight Callwel reviews
'It's a bouncy ball Elena, not the Holy Grail' In which Damon tries to distract Elena while watching a movie. One-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
er, their hair by dreamscapenymph reviews
In which Gaara feels he is at the top of the world. sequel to er, her, herr, hurr, hair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
To Kiss a Predator by atlimbo reviews
It's easier to say yes… A drabble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
This Flame Is Feeling Fine by fangirlgonewild reviews
General spoilers, Damon and Elena spend a quiet evening watching television.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Founder's Day: The Aftermath by tamilnadu09 reviews
Set after the events of 1x22...just a little something to keep us entertained for four months while we wait for Vampire Diaries to come back with new episodes!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,518 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Caring by Angelv98 reviews
When you have no experience whatsoever in comforting someone, what do you do when you're thrust into a situation where comfort is needed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Torn by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
A little poem from Damon's POV, mainly about his feelings for Elena. Mihi.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Shattered by ThaliaAnderson reviews
"Even if he could, Jace knew in his heart that if he didn't have Clary, he may as well have died. He needed her, even if he couldn't say so out loud." Songfic, based on "Shattered" -Trading Yesterday. During CoG, on Jace's walk before he sees Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Brotherly Bonding by citigirl13 reviews
A stupid silly one shot about Damon and Stefan. Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
here comes the moon again by emilyforprez reviews
he runs until he feels nothing at all.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Premonition by Aleauxvander reviews
His mind was too orderly, too logical and brilliant for him to believe in premonitions. But this dream was vivid, far too close to reality for it to be anything but. Dream or premonition, it was beautiful and a part of him wished it real. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Dead, They Sleep by Shatteredsand reviews
Elena has chosen who she really loves and, needless to say, someone's heart had to break. A fight errupts and only one brother walks away.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Twist of Fate by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Continued from the season finale. What happens when Elena goes in the kitchen to see what's going on? Meeting Katherine was not what she expected. But Katherine has a little plan all of her own. Very good! Please read!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010
The Message by infie reviews
spoilers E 1.21 Damon's threat has been ignored. He can't let that stand.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Vampires in Pink, how Bizarre by Dbz VD rox reviews
Damon returns from a three day hunting trip and is in desperate need of a shower. What happens when the shower gets broken and he has to go to Elena's house? Based off of an episode from DBZ but I changed a few things. R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Handle With Care by Zerabell Blackborn reviews
Jenny, age six, has an unusual guardian. "Lucy didn't blame the kid for having night terrors, the shadows in this house had a tendency to move." A short tale of babysitting woe; post-closet explosion. OneShot. Complete. Cursing.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
A Heart of Glass by Kelly Sedai reviews
His heart was nothing more than shimmering motes, shattered and ground with hatred and loathing into dust.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapeutic Trick by NerdySkeleton reviews
Written for Basic-Bookworm's challenge. Greaya Smith has forced Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain into a room together, in hopes of getting them to find their romance . A cardboard cut out helps things move along, too.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Broken, piece by piece by filthysmile reviews
He drinks, she sighs, he watches, she shifts. They break. d/e
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Human Night by dutchtreat reviews
None have ever come this close to touching your soul. Damon/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Almost Humanity by Mark of a Raven reviews
Damon Salvatore was a lot of things, but human was not one of them. Slight Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Long Awaited Death of Bella Swan by Chasing2morrow reviews
What SHOULD have happened a LONG time ago. And you all know it. Takes place right after the "Paper Cut Incident". Short oneshot.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Jasper - Complete
er, her, herr, hurr, hair by dreamscapenymph reviews
In which Sakura is mostly speechless. In which Gaara's word count is more than hers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Hidden Room by OdetteOdile reviews
Damon. Elena. Katherine's machinations. Post-Season 1.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
All it Would Have Taken by Valzen reviews
Have you ever wondered how powerful the words “What if?” truly are? What if Sakura Haruno had flourished a bit early? What if Neji Hyuga hadn’t grown up alone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Pieces of You and Me by Shatteredsand reviews
They shouldn't be thinking like this. They shouldn't notcie these things. Not about each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Off White Knight by imperfectandchaotic reviews
The steady beat of her heart and the undeniable sweetness of her scent means that she's safe. -Missing scene from episode 1x11: Bloodlines- :Damon/Elena:
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Hugs by Iridescent Rain reviews
And she was hugging him, and he was trying to figure out why she was crying. Sequel to Poke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
First Aid by future mrs.wayland reviews
A continuation of the episode "Miss Mystic Falls". Set after the episode ended with Elena and Damon sitting outside fo Stefan's cell after he hurt her by shoving her up against the wall. maybe a little OOC. Some Stefan bashing. Delena fans will love it!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Winged Descend Upon Canadia by Jace'sAngel reviews
Everybody goes vacationing in "Canadia" and hilarity ensues. Lots of OC's. Possible fluff. Pairings: Jace/Clary, Fang/Max, Alec/Magnus. Co-written by Shay Is A Beast. Yeah, we can spell Canada. But the use of the term "Canadia" will be explained.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2010
He Hated Her by Echo1317 reviews
A collection of Jace/Clary drabbles, and some random stories. Chapter 9: You know that feeling after you take the last sip of scotch out of your glass, and all that's left is the ice? Yeah. That's her.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Tanith Low Vs The Discount Supermarket by Ceres The Unknown Angel reviews
Tanith Low pays a visit to the local discount supermarket at 2 AM...What could possibly go wrong!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tanith L. - Complete
Blackened Angel by The-Despondent-Insomniac reviews
She was his saving angel. She's not such an angel anymore, because she's fallen; right off her pedestal and into his arms. She's HIS fallen angel now...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Strange Things by Problem Child1 reviews
“You know he’s a vampire right?” Xander asked. “Yeah,” Vi sighed. “But he’s just so pretty.”
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
The Sқєlєtoη Muses by Rachelle Lo reviews
To created inspiration, all you need is a muse," Skulduggery said, nodding wisely. "At least, that's what the fortune cookie told me." A series of one-shots, created for the muse.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010
Near Touch by AKA DD reviews
It's about the simple intimacy of the near-touch." It didn’t matter, because whatever it was, in that moment, Elena Gilbert completely forgot about Stefan Salvatore. Inspired by the dance scene in Miss Mystic Falls. SPOILER ALERT!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by Angelv98 reviews
What did the Hyuuga have that he didn't?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Come On Home by oneperfectfit reviews
Buffy writes a letter to Spike. One day, he writes her in return. Post-Chosen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
Love's Labor's Loser by Fishpony reviews
“Every fic is better with kissing involved,” claims Hazel, daughter of Aphrodite. Charlotte, daughter of Athena, claims quite the opposite. Romance, its ups and downs explored by a really bored pair of teenagers. Three-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Already Too Late by MauMaster reviews
Jace wanted to reach out and kiss her again, kiss her until she smiled. He pushed those thoughts back, pushed them away urgently before he became a monster. CoA
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Kaleidescope by Seph Meadowes reviews
Isabelle had always loved colors. Isabelle/various.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Isabelle L. - Complete
Why Do You Care? by TorturedLove reviews
Set after episode 17, Elena begins to wonder why Damon cares so much about whether she got hurt. So she calls Damon over with the intention of finding out, with some very interesting results! First fanfic! : Rating changed because I'm paranoid!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
The Stone in the Glass House by Felicity Dream reviews
Times when Jesse is a secret jerk, and he knows it, and times when he's not. Finn Hudson got how many second chances from Rachel? Why is he any different? AU and a bit of a future fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2010 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] - Complete
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by legi0nn reviews
Drabbles of Skulduggery and Valkyrie, revolving around a father and daughter scenario.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
The Killer Supreme Meets His Match by Ryo Nightray reviews
Vaurien Scapegrace meets his match, but in more ways than one. ;D Just a one-shot but might be expanded. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010
Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Valkyrie Cain: The Dark Side Of Love by ToryTigress92 reviews
Nefarian/Valkyrie. Warning: this ain't gonna be pretty. He tortured her, manipulated her and hated her. She hated him with a passion but that didn't matter. Because Nefarian Serpine and Valkyrie Cain were in love.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., N. Serpine] - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Cooper Sterling reviews
Just some random drabbles and stories with our favorite Skeleton Detective and his partner. Rated T for mild violence in coming drabbles and arrests.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Letter by VelvetHands reviews
Artemis writes a letter that will never be read. Rated T just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Reasons to kill by YouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe reviews
A few relativly short stories. Not a Valduggery amoung them; ain't that shiny!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disorientation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Not, strangely enough, the act of becoming less similar to China. "Either Valkyrie had become incredibly adult within the past, oh, nineteen minutes or so, or she had gone deaf." Compensation gift for the ever-patient natureismagic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
When We Next Meet by Toshiros-Snow-Demon reviews
What happens when Bella finds Edward after he leaves? Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Darcy's Journal by Darthmat reviews
A day in the life of Mr. Darcy; the Passion, the Pain, and, of course the Pride and Prejudice!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010
Lord Loss Vs The Elevator by Clovers-Charm reviews
Lord Loss gets stuck in the human world and battles agains people in the elevator!
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lord Loss
i whisper these promises yet form no words by emilyforprez reviews
each apology means nothing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
BEER! by Ecclestein reviews
Iggy has one of his dreaded ideas, and this time Fang's dragged into it. Sort of a songfic. Not Figgy, little Fax at the end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Shooting Stars by Notebooked14 reviews
And whenever we pass in the hallway, there's sparks. I can feel them layering the air, and I'm sure he does too - Kaitlyn/Gabriel.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010
A Vital Difference by teacupsandcyanide reviews
An overly emotional educational piece that is probably going to offend a few touchy thirteen year old fangirls. AxH - "You could stay...?"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Names by LiahLozzah reviews
Honestly, Kaoru could be just so annoying at three in the morning. Based slightly off my attitude to my English teacher looking too far into everything when it comes to 'looking at deeper meanings'. 'Hikaoru' none romance, damn it. Contains annoyed Hika.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ten Things by mollycoddle reviews
Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everything by forgetcanon reviews
There's a simple reason why we keep following you, Skulduggery, no matter what mistakes you make. You're everything to us; without you, we have nothing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Letters From Another World by Clarissa Frey reviews
She's a school student, totally against her teachers assignment. He's a lonely soldier, with no family to write or receive news from. When these two meet under the most unlikely circumstances, lives will change in a way most unimaginable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I don't mind so much anymore by LiahLozzah reviews
Why Hikaru told Haruhi he was over it - with a few embellishments on how much he cares but how confused he makes her. HikaHaruVSTamaHaru - I love HikaHaru, I do. Damn you CANONNESS. X.X
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Aftermath by rewritetime reviews
She could be his unintended. Drabble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Two Songs Just Aren't Enough by somerdaye reviews
And Hikaru's pretty sure they never will be. "Why are you dancing with me? It's your wedding." "The bride has to make her rounds, doesn't she?" Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
we'd share each other like an island by qaby reviews
DE. They find out that kitchens are totally their territory.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Dead by Lady Alyss reviews
Small poem, short story, all about Skulduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Change by Mimi-dudette reviews
I can’t stop running. I can’t. I’m already so far behind. And why would Haruhi fall in love with the underdog? Hikaru POV, HikaHaru, Please R&R :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
I'm never letting you go by Mimi-dudette reviews
‘I love you, Haruhi’. It took Hikaru two years, a stubborn twin and a whole lot of cherryade before he finally said it. HikaHaru Oneshot :
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
My Voice, Your Voice by Robias reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru always talk in sync. It's not a choice, it's a habit. No pairings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Spider Monkey by DeanFTWinchester reviews
When Eric pays an intoxicated Sookie a late-night visit, hilarity ensues.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
balance is officially restored by qaby reviews
DE. Damon says he's leaving Mystic Falls. Elena convinces him to stay the only way she knows how to.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Holly's Only Competition by RoseRedMisery reviews
One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Choosing Sides by Only If You Wish It reviews
It shouldn't be this hard, choosing between them. But it was. It's so much harder than anything I've ever faced. -Elena Gilbert...This is what I think should happen after The Return: Nightfall.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,220 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Elena, Stefan, Damon - Complete
Sheer Vertigo by Opal Roseblossom reviews
In the end what Opal takes from them isn't their lives, it's everything else. "He doesn't cry when the world crumbles." Slight Artemis/Holly. Major character deaths.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
vengeance by pepper6887 reviews
Edward get's pwnd by Damon of the Vampire Diaries and OC. Plenty of Edward bashing...you have been warned. Rated T for language
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Damon
Inappropriate Advances by voicelord reviews
She had been warned all her life that: "men are single-mindedly perverted horny animals and it is your job to run like the wind!" Too bad Haruno Sakura never did take advice very well. Especially the advice of her idiotic teammates. Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
You Got Mail by Psyche Eros reviews
Pride has its price, and they both paid it when Hikaru saw Haruhi walk down the aisle.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Waking the Dead by El loopy reviews
Nothing scary about taking a shortcut through a graveyard. Jenny had always found it a peaceful place…until the voice whispered out of the darkness. JennyxJulian. Oneshot.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
everywhere by emeraldviolet reviews
OneShot — Ash decides a year is to long to wait, and goes back to Briar Creek. — AshMary.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Always by Iridescent Rain reviews
ItaSaku Fifty themes. Sometimes a word is enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
LJS Christmas Drabbles by deathofaraven reviews
A series of drabbles that were all made for people for Christmas. Includes stories from: Forbidden Game, Night World, Secret Circle, Vampire Diaries, Dark Visions, and...others.
Crossover - Night World series & Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Inconcessus: 20 Themes by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
There is no evil angel but love.--Shakespeare. TobixMadaraxSakura in 20 themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
There Are Angels Everywhere by Echo1317 reviews
I'm an angel," Jace said, smirking that golden boy smirk of his. The girl laughed, "Me, too."
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Max, Jace W. - Complete
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Conversations Over Milk by Iridescent Rain reviews
Does that mean my milk's gay? Crack!One-shot. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Phone Calls and Fan Art by A Clockwork Pumelo reviews
Just a little story I wrote with Artemis, Holly and Foaly discussing the merits of their graphic novel, Foaly finding inappropriate fan art, Artemis stripping, and all of them breaking the fourth wall. Why is inside.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Solstice by Seph Meadowes reviews
It is summer, it is the solstice the crowd is cheering, the crowd is laughing in detail permanently, seriously without thought. Alec-centric. Eventual Alec/Renesmee. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Date by love comes and goes reviews
This wasn't a date. Nope, not a date at all... even if Jacob wouldn't let go of my hand.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Fortune’s Opportunities Against Liar’s Yen by Moonlite Knight reviews
‘Don’t get sucked in.’ That was a warning that Holly planned on forcing Foaly to put on his new brand of video games. Right after she beat the game. slight AxH Written for AFFanGathering’s Holiday Fanfiction Exchange.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mistletoe by onefowlswan reviews
Written for Lceracer's Christmas story challenge! A/H One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Repetition by Madison Streatley reviews
At a young age, Jace learned that a word repeated enough times would lose all meaning. One-shot. T for implied mild adult themes. Set either between City of Bones/City of Ashes or during City of Ashes. JxC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
Winter Sports by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Quinn and Rashel have a little fun. Nothing serious, just some fun and fluff. Oneshot.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Rashel J., J. Quinn - Complete
Moondance Or the Impromptu Waltz by theweepingblade reviews
Holly decides it's a lovely night for a moondance. Artemis's suit does not agree. Backup vocals provided by the moon light. The rain is on drum set. Butler is on bass for this evening. Please respect the dancers. There is only one shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Splinter by deathofaraven reviews
Damon gets a splinter and is determined to have Elena take it out.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Elena, Damon - Complete
Peter Pan by Unrequited reviews
Quality time with the twins between TLC and TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Features Editor by ohLizzy reviews
Marc St. James had only seconds to react before a very excited Betty Suarez came hurtling towards him. She stood in front of his desk, a look much like that of a mother who’s kid just graduated from college. Short little Marc/Betty friendship one-shot.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Marc St. J., Betty S. - Complete
Bella's letter to Edward by charlottied95 reviews
Is Bella and Edwards love all that it seems?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe by Arastas reviews
He's never broken down so completely before, particularly not in front of her. She sees how terrified he is, and that scares him even more. Short Damon/Elena oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Nick and Cassie by RedRose102 reviews
Just a cute little fluffy one shot about Nick and Cassie. I loved them together in the book!
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
MakeBelieve by Lli reviews
One-shot. Closely following TTP. The two usual suspects. A fight turns into something entirely different.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
backsliding by Phoenix Satori reviews
This smacks of History, Repeating. ::Damon/Elena::
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Last Moment by KireiAi reviews
My version of the ending of the ending of the Vampire Knight anime. Read. and. Review. Please. I love you.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor by Lli reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Blindfold of Skin by oftimeandspace reviews
She is a slip of a girl with history in her smile.
Crossover - Doctor Who & True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rose T., Eric N. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Suit Makes the Man by Nyah reviews
Post season two. Eric, Sookie, a strip club, and a cigarette. How could this not be fun?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Questionable Reading by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Damon's bored so he reads a book he found in Stefan's room. He's not impressed. Damon;Minor Stefan, OOC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Not The Usual Cold Christmas by AbsoluteAddiction-x reviews
Hikaru's Christmas definately wasn't turning out all rainbows and sunshine. Could anyone change that? // HikaHaru // Rated T For Angst //
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Dr Cox's Rants by rchcc122 reviews
Dr. Cox from Scrubs rants to the Twilight characters.
Crossover - Scrubs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Magnum by SwiftKick reviews
AR: In between the missions and the mayhem, Itachi enjoys coffee and company. Then the mayhem resumes. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,393 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Hurts by annie.of.belle reviews
twoshot valduggery-esque. err... thats it. read for details!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2009
Miso Addiction by Asuka Kureru reviews
Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Einie Meinie by annie.of.belle reviews
Valkyrie making a Tough desicion Written for 7DOB, day seven.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Interpretation by theycallherkaush reviews
Because their interpretation of him was far from the actual truth. Damon Drabble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Reliance by silent nox2 reviews
And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Nagareboshi by Foreverly reviews
.:ShikiRima.Drabble:. “Isn’t it common for humans to make a wish upon them?” His face was expressionless—as usual. “We aren’t humans.” She almost frowned. “There’s no harm in trying.”
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Taken by Adribug354 reviews
Jace and Clary attend a ball in Idris five years post-CoG. Clary is attracting much attention, especially from the prominent males in the room, thanks to her gift with runes. Jace does not react well.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Pyromaniacs Bible by Flameco68 reviews
Some stuff Iggy and Gazzy get up to in science class... Inspired by me and my friends in OUR science classes. so, true story. : enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by with eyes looking up reviews
It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Playing Hooky by ohLizzy reviews
“So sad,” Marc tilted his head to the side, and eyed Betty with a pitying look. “What kind of kid never skips school?” Amanda leaned close, and stage whispered in Marc's ear. “I don't think she ever was a kid.”
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Betty S., Marc St. J.
good night, tiny humans by verbtastic reviews
sookie wonders. bill protects. sophie anne doesn't know. eric wants to forget. godric prays. tara hopes.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Waiting Game by Custom Built reviews
On wondering how Julian passed his time waiting in the More Games Store. Plus, the arrival of a special someone.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Julian
Denouement by hasu86 reviews
“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Changing by kitsune13 reviews
just a short drabble, naruto/sakura. Perhaps AU, perhaps just 'not yet'. Sakura has always had certain rules when it comes to him. He's just not sure when they started changing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Emergency by Asuka Kureru reviews
Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Although Bereft of You by Lady Alyss reviews
Did you wonder how people were coping with Skulduggery's disappearance. Little snapshots of the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant dealing with his sudden disappearance. Please read & review, it's my first hurt story
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Everything Is Alright by Neon Genesis reviews
When Sasuke returned to Konoha, it took him a while to understand his feelings for one Haruno Sakura: he wanted a mother. But what he found was so much more. SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gateway by The Straight Lesbian reviews
How 'The Faceless Ones' should have ended. Drabble.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster by xStarXStruckx reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper does not do jealousy. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Poke by Iridescent Rain reviews
GaaraxSakura One-shot:"Sakura, What are you doing?" "Poking you, of course." "...Well, stop" She grinned at him. "No way, Kazekage-sama"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... Akatsuki no Sakura. — Crack!fic. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Everything I Do by refloc reviews
Perhaps it was a gift that graced the dying, or perhaps his mind had known it all along, but Artemis suddenly understood. “I love you,” he said simply. oneshot and songfic
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sakura's Fifty by earthbender068 reviews
Fifty different themes 10 per guy centered around Sakura & the men of Naruto. Pairings include, SakuxKankuro, SakuxShika, SakuxShino, SakuxNeji, & SakuxKiba. I'll try to change the filters as the story progresses, rated T for mild lang/adult situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Those Left Behind by Arastas reviews
“She will be missed and loved forever,” he murmurs softly, reading the line from her headstone. Death/funeral scenes of major characters. Character death, obviously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Sam's Phone Call by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Tell him I'm gay."-Max "Are you really?"-Nudge "No, of course not!"-Max. One-shot about Max dumping Sam and him refusing to quit calling her. AU, AH. Rated T for some swears.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max
Sasuke and Carlisle's Hour of Fun by NaminesFantasy reviews
What happens when Carlisle Cullen, Twilight, And Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto, get their own talkshow? Madness, thats what happens. Rated T, just in case.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sakura H., Carlisle
Breathless by Sulana reviews
“Hikaru wants to… apologize?” Haruhi blinked. “That doesn’t sound like him at all.” -HikaxHaru oneshot. Hikaru's POV. R&R please.- -Note: This story was /not/ set after//before any specific episode. It just.. happened.-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Three Syllables by starry night blue reviews
COMPLETE - Their names both had three syllables. He thought it was special. She thought it was silly. There are three syllables they do agree upon, though.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Fairies in Edward's Meadow by Dustfinger's cheering section reviews
Emmet just woke up from being changed, Edward and Rosalie are FWBs, Esme has a pineapple, carlisle is complaining,and disney references are made, OH did we forget to tell you that they are all apparently FAIRIES or unicorns. major AU, OOC, Fluff, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Important Guidelines by Min Daae reviews
Important lessons for living in Winterfell: 1. Don't irritate Arya. 2. Don't irritate Arya. Really.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Fifty Ways to Kill a Frey by Min Daae reviews
What the title says. Or maybe only ten. Rating for violence.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Ary, Ary, Quite Contrary by Min Daae reviews
Arya is distressed and annoyed, it's partly her own fault. She seeks comfort from big brother Snow. He explains some things.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — AU. Crack-ish. Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Practice by broken-quill24 reviews
After all these years, Artemis finally agrees to get fit. However, what will happen when Butler decides that Artemis needs someone more 'his size' to train him? A/H Fluff One-Shot. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
EXAAAAAMS! by Lady Alyss reviews
aaaaah! everybody panic! it's exams season here in the UK! oneshot of how Valkyrie deals with it. heh heh...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Them Bones by Sugar Skulls reviews
They're a magical crime-fighting duo made up of a teenage girl and a living skeleton detective. Nobody's really surprised by anything after that. Except maybe when they figure out they're head-over-heels for each other. Valduggery Drabbles.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
Boredom by ClumsyFox reviews
What does Skulduggery do while Valkyrie’s away? Rated K I think, so sorry if a word slipped.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Drunk On Love by nutshak reviews
Eragon and Saphira have yet another halarious and heartfelt conversation about life, love, and The English Language.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
Of Wolf and Dog by Min Daae reviews
Sandor and Arya snarl at each other, Arya makes Sandor angry, mostly because it's true.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rivalry by Mummyluvr reviews
When Cas gets drunk, he vents about his family to someone who can understand annoying little brothers. Even if Dean’s and Castiel’s happen to be the exact opposite of each other.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Devirginization by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
DDR: Chuck E' Cheese by EverFlame reviews
Peter goes to work at Chuck E' Cheese! Guess what he sees? Emmett and Jasper paying Dance Dance Revolution! It's hilarious! The link is on my profile! The story is based off the episode of Family Guy when Peter is friends with Bill Clinton! Read & Review!
Crossover - Family Guy & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Peter G. - Complete
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Nothing's Changed by Dlvvanzor reviews
Holly and Artemis have finally said some things that have long needed to be said. But of course, nothing has changed. Holly/Artemis Oneshot. Some spoilers for Time Paradox.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Edge by Arastas reviews
He can balance his twin selves perfectly, making him interesting and mysterious, when it's all she can do to handle her own one-dimensional existence. Short Quinn/Rashel drabble.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2009 - J. Quinn, Rashel J. - Complete
Hunny The Sweets Monster by Civil Enough reviews
With eyes tightly closed, one of his hands weakly reaches up to clutch his chest, - vainly attempting to silence his sobs- and all the while trying to convince himself that it was only… only his stomach that hurts."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Banana Chocolate Cake by Fierce Kitten reviews
Artemis can't cook. Holly's frustrated with trying to teach him to bake a banana chocolate cake. How do Artemis's lack in cooking skills help his lovelife? AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My Obsession by Spectral Scribe reviews
Cake. That was all he ate.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Family Spat by Jason Strong reviews
In the Demigod Files, Nico tells Percy and Thalia that Persephone turned him into a dandelion. But, why would she do that? What could he have said to make her want to? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
As Charged by SunshineandDaisys reviews
Oneshot: But their efforts were to be in vain. The female host had spotted the cookie jar. The empty cookie jar. Chocolate brown eyes narrowed as she slowly looked down upon the cookie-holding Hitachiin. Hikaru swallowed. "This isn't what it looks like."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Anything by Arastas reviews
He used to claim he didn't have a worst fear. Ash/Mary-Lynette drabble, short.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Nothing to Worry About by AnimeIsMyLife7 reviews
One-shot. One sided Host Club - specifically Honey x Haruhi. The hosts show their feelings in small actions.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take A Picture by Mewdu reviews
Talking to a random stranger that could have killed her in a second was probably not the smartest thing Sakura's ever done. Especially since this stranger is a member of the akatsuki. But she was having a bad day...HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neon White by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hindsight by Arastas reviews
He’s her biggest weakness, but far from her only one. Series of 100 word drabbles, various characters and pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
Differences by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. There were many things that Sakura couldn’t see, but she couldn’t believe that she was blind enough to miss something as big as this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Goldenrod by Miss Mary Sue reviews
Identical twins can’t be told apart by looks, until Kaoru realizes the underlying difference between Hikaru’s and his way of gazing at a certain scholarship student. Based on episode five.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by mayalucille reviews
You don't know what you had until it's gone. Sho watches Kyoko fall in love. RenxKyoko, one-sided ShoxKyoko
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kyoko M., Shoutaro - Complete
Sakura's Little Helpers by HawaiianCaffeine reviews
Have you ever gotten help when you didn't really WANT it? Well, Sakura has now. And lots of it... But that isn't always bad either. Sometimes, anyway. SakuAkat. A 'Take It or Leave It' contest entry drabble. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Not Just A River In Egypt by Nausikaa reviews
James was pretending not to watch Lily. Lily was watching James pretending not to watch her. Sirius was watching James and Lily act completely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Parties and Awkward People by Gennerator reviews
Sakura grew up hearing that alcohol lowered your inhibitions. She really wished she had paid attention. Because Gaara had the funniest name in the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Closet Buddies by Custom Built reviews
What if Jenny hadn't gotten away at the end of The Hunter... instead, how about if she got stuck in the closet with Julian?
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blacksmith's Daughter by Lady Kaliska reviews
Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,155 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Yet Grace Must Still Look So by Skiagrapher reviews
You're never going to be rid of me, he tells her, and Sakura knows with absolute certainty that it's the truth. There are all kinds of fine lines, and they cross all of them. 50 sentences on violence, madness, and love. Deidara/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Purposes and Wishes by Arastas reviews
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Short oneshot drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella - Complete
Isosceles by Lady Silvamord reviews
Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
The Lonesome, Gregarious Cowboy by nutshak reviews
Eragon and Saphira are at a feast. Saphira wants to go home, and the crowd wants Eragon to tell a story. Eragon stays, and Saphira gets him back for it. Inspired by the song by Tripod.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Occupational Hazard by Spun reviews
Preseries. "It's tragic," Isabelle says, "but you've been demoted to family pillow. Deal."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
Coffee and Snowflakes by Agent Firefly reviews
The host club takes a day off to enjoy the snow. Haruhi spends a restful moment with two of the club's quieter members.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Frosting on Top by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It was really hard, Kiba was discovering, to seduce a girl who laughed at all your advances. Still, he could manage. Just with a bit of... sweetness. KibaSaku. Oneshot. For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Haunted by Arastas reviews
Oneshot. James-centric. Bella reminds him a little too well of a certain human he'd rather forget... James/OC, implied James/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James, Bella - Complete
Choice by Arastas reviews
Pre-Twilight, James and Victoria. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James, Victoria - Complete
Death By Love by Arastas reviews
Deep down, I knew somehow that I would be last, that she would save me for the end. Maybe to let me know what was coming, to let me dread it. It worked. Royce's POV of his death. Pairingless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Royce King II, Rosalie - Complete
Fuchsia, Glitter, and Rhinestones by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost Taste by sonofon reviews
Some people drink to forget. Hunny eats cake to remember. HunnyHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
to the death by mrie reviews
Twenty-four rules to being a ninja and a teammate, because they’re practically one and the same anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Drabble. The overlooked was often the most dangerous. Implied HoneyHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Breathe by Skiagrapher reviews
Sakura breathes in. She breaths out. She finds she has to do so again.' He makes her an offer, and it's perhaps not as hard as it should be for her to make her decision. Deidara/Sakura. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ménage a trois by Seductive Venus reviews
She was a part of a ménage a trois and she had no regrets. -HikaruxHaruhixKaoru-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt by emerald sorceress reviews
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rose T., Ianto J. - Complete
Alleviate by mrie reviews
She doesn't love him – not anymore. But she once did and she thinks she could again. So she'll try to save him, one more time. Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
how scattered is the shattered glass by justcallmefaye reviews
Sasuke knows that glass is easy to break and very hard to put back together. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sum of the Parts by psquare reviews
Haruhi reflects on the twins one late, lazy afternoon. Oneshot drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Art of Being Strong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because in the end everything he's ever done, every step he's ever taken, has been for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Weapons of Mass Annoyance by FailingDemi reviews
Erasers. Hikaru. Haruhi. Test. KO'dness. See the crap I wrote about it! -CRACK/DRABBLE/implied HikaHaru--Challenge done for SHINE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blue and Grey by Clairavance reviews
...and when no hope was left inside on that starry starry night, you took your life as lovers often do..." Julian x Jenny belong to L.J. Smith. Random drab. Coincidence that the song fit snug as a bug!
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble by redcognito reviews
Faye brews a potion.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by ignitesthestars reviews
People always assume Sakura sleeps in the middle. NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Through the eyes of a Child by Clairavance reviews
All FG characters are copyright property of LJ Smith. Random drabble. Kaylen is mine. Don't use her - she bites.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Julian, OC - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bits of Time by Sunpies reviews
Really, life is little more than bits of time. Fifty themes: Neji/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Six Boys Fujioka Haruhi Unintentionally Rejected by lizza of the west reviews
In which Haruhi misunderstands six date requests and bluntly breaks six hearts. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Particle Analysis by Verboten Byacolate reviews
No.4.. Jashin apparently prefers demonic squirrels to Hidan. Deidara actually expected it. :HiDei drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Rocking Her World by cutepiku reviews
A parody on one-shots. Haruhi finds a wonderful surprise for her when she comes home one day... Short, and funny, please R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
To Love Sakura by Miss Soupy reviews
A collection of oneshots with all of them Sakura pairings. NEW POST: DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Strength And Sand by ignitesthestars reviews
Written for 1sentence on lj. Fifty themes on love, loss and what one can find in another if one really looks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Complicated by milkmoth reviews
Neither of them wanted an arranged marriage, or a secret, or these *feelings*. Things are about to get messy... KyouxHaru. COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,540 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Magic's Bells by milkmoth reviews
In which Fuyumi’s firstborn son is corrupted by his uncle, Haruhi doesn't believe, and Kyouya has to instill some magic in said nephew's and Haruhi’s Christmas. Pronto. A KyouHaru twoshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
You shall go out with joy! by x-mas reviews
VD. A short story of what happened when Elena finally decieded to take drastic action over the Salvatore brothers long standing dislike of each other.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Mischief Mage reviews
Twoshot or IS it? It's Christmas time, gifts all around! That is, between everyone except two people. What form of gift exchange will Kyouya devise for himself and Haruhi?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
An Intensely Romantic Story by Gennerator reviews
Sakura was very pretty. So pretty she got raped. By like...five hundred different people. God her life was ironic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Changes by justcallmefaye reviews
In which Sasuke is left on a bench and Sakura walks away. SasuSaku angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
More Than Us by Soul Raider 116 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru, Kaoru and Hikaru, that’s how it’s always been. But the world is expanding, and Hikaru’s moving on, and Kaoru knows he’ll have to give his brother up. HikaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Sand Walls by Cella N reviews
He spent half his life building walls around himself. But walls made of sand are easily destroyed by the first person with a strong enough punch. SAKURA. GAARA. On friendship, the beginning of something, and icecream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And Thus, Kyouya Hates Her by SigmaTheta reviews
He chooses to hate her. Hate is a manageable emotion. KyouyaHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Living with Kyoya by Kalachuchi reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Trapped by pom-chan reviews
Kyouya and Haruhi. Trapped in a broom cupboard. Nothing happens. Yes, the Hitachiin twins are disappointed, too. But maybe you'll be a bit more persistent? [KyouxHaru fluff]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Hug Me by Sunruner reviews
It was just meant to be one of those days. The sort where everyone who cares really doesn't, and the only one who doesn't, really cares. KyouyaHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
How it Happened by WikketKrikket reviews
Oneshot for Fruitichan! KyouHaru. Kyouya is not quite sure how it happened, and he doesn't like being in the dark. So he's going to figure it out. Pure fluff, so happy birthday Fruiti! :D Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Maybe by GreenBinderGirl reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi, vague mention of Hikaru x Kaoru and Kyouya x Tamaki] It's more difficult that he realized.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Healing Hands by voicelord reviews
So Sakura succeeded in earning the acceptance of an extremely stubborn Hyuuga Clan Lord, but how does all of this fit into her relationship with his handsome nephew? Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Nascence by PetitDejeuner reviews
Nascence, Sakura said, means beginning. A beginning of war, pain, betrayal. A beginning of a year, love, life. The beginning of everything in the world, Neji... everything good and bad and in between. The beginning of me and you. Of everything. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,245 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Skin Deep by indelible reviews
Kyouya, Haruhi. [On breaking barriers and crossing invisible lines.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Hime reviews
After a hard day's work, this is the only place they want to be. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yakyuu by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Neji. Sakura. Baseball. And pants.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Springtime by milkmoth reviews
Three encounteres in the gleaming white building. One little girl, two identical boys. And a new springtime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind dance by inactiveGE reviews
Haruhi is coerced into her local highschool's dance, on a blind date, and the Host club, not willing to risk her safety, escort her. Little of HikaHaru and just twinsxhiharu in general.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Astraphobia by milkmoth reviews
Haruhi gets a panic attack at school and hides in the restroom. Unfortunately, it's the coldest member of the host club who has to comfort her. KyouyaxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Stray by indelible reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, Kyouya is a good husband. Otherwise known as the fic wherein Haruhi goes insane. KyouHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Party of Three by Everywhere Yet Nowhere reviews
.:One shot, HikaHaru:. Fifty sentences written for fifty themes on the relationships between Hikaru, Haruhi and occasionally Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Tears and Silken Sheets by blueey reviews
KxH Oneshot. Lying alone on their bed, Haruhi thinks that enough, is enough.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moonwalk by Chrysalight reviews
One dance at the Ouran Festival is all Kyouya asks for to figure out his feelings. Strongly implied KyouyaHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Gift by Kolinshar reviews
[Oneshot with very subtle themes.] He creates his greatest masterpiece. And hates it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodlust by cannibal-peach reviews
He's hurt and looking for a way to heal. He wants to feel the love that others receive everyday. But no one wants to be near a monster. But she understands what it's like being alone. She understands the pain. She understands the painful craving for love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Behind Those Cold Eyes by TaShYrEi reviews
She wonders what could be inside that clipboard he always wrote on. But when she sees it, she gets an answer she never expected. [Kyouya x Haruhi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Lightening Crashes by theunknownvoice reviews
When a huge storm happens during class what will happen to Haruhi?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The One And Only Truth by Asuka Kureru reviews
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Kit Spooner reviews
NarutoSakura oneshots to the tune of thirty kisses. It goes way beyond chemistry and crushes, baby. [ongoing, ratings vary for each story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
These Circumstances by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura and Shikamaru tampering with the Hokage's mission records at midnight? And what role does Neji have to play in all of this? [complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kinenhin by Sayaka-sama reviews
Slight AU. To be young is to be a fool, and to be a fool is pure bliss. VERY long GaaSaku childhood oneshot. Done for Lethal Empathy community challenge at LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
All That I Give You by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] It was just a question. Likewise, it was just a gift. KyouyaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Rice Crispy Treats and Calculus by Bambi reviews
Haruhi can't escape the summer heat or the host club. HaruhiHikaru. HaruhiKaoru. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Hole In The Wall by Cella N reviews
Sakura is finally free, finally independant, finally living one her own. If only Naruto hadn't blown a hole in her bathroom wall. SAKURA. NARUTO. SASUKE. KAKASHI. OTHERS. This is where you laugh at life. AU. Verily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sakura H.
The framework of the universe by afrai reviews
Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony by Sayaka-sama reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Watching by Niffs reviews
The 'natural' Host is finally starting to look at the tono as more than just the Club's idiotic leader, with a little help from the Shadow King... but not all the Host Club members are happy for Tamaki. HaruhixTamaki one shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Bittersweet by Yue Guang Kuroneko reviews
Hikaru is suffering. He loves her, he can't keep his mind off of her, but he knows his feelings would only ruin her life. His love for her is bittersweet...unless she returns them. [HikaruxHaruhi Oneshot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Bad Magic by IceHeart161 reviews
Just a little something I wrote for a challenge a while back. QuinnRashel
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - J. Quinn, Rashel J. - Complete
Drowsy by sharingank reviews
He tasted like mint. MoriHaruhi oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vantage Point by indelible reviews
Kyouya observes people, but none has disturbed him as much as Haruhi has. KyouHaru, HaruHika.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Bent Over by sketched lane reviews
Funny how all situations can be summarized in four simple actions. KyouyaHaruhi missing perspective moment
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Flustered by evysun reviews
The inability to fluster that unreadable face, it tore at them with an almost nagging feeling. What made her so immune when other girls would faint from the sight? The twins play a game with Haruhi, but just how much of it is just a game? HitachinxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
And Venus Loved Mars by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Wings by sharingank reviews
She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Neji thought being a prodigy and genius made everything easy...NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Facades and Rain by GoGothGirl reviews
Is that all you see me as? A mere shadow' Rain always brings out the best in people because it cleanses our being of all facades,Kyoya was the living proof of that.Haruhi had been his last hope of being recognize as something other than a shadow.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Papercut by GoGothGirl reviews
The Hitachiin twins decided that June 28th is the most unusual day even for their standards, for that was the day 'he marked her as his'. And all of that over a crude papercut. Haruhix?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A little Piece of insanity by The Black Gryphon reviews
[oneshot? Possible continuation] Life was like a chess game, unpredictable sometimes, controlable the next. kyouyaharuhi, one sided hikaruharuhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
candykiss by Northlight reviews
There are some grownup things Hunny wouldn't mind trying. [HaruhiHunny]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Letter Trouble by Krys Yuy reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru finds a letter from an admirer of Haruhi’s and – jumping to conclusions – gets jealous.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Look at Me by Krys Yuy reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru contemplates exactly what he wants from the Host Club’s pauper.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
game two by Northlight reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru come up with a new twist on an old game. HaruhiHitachiins
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Broken Men by Muffytaj reviews
NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stages of Love: Team 7 Style by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Series of drabbles, 500 words or less, written for the stages of love community over at livejournal. NaruSakuSasu, het and implied yaoi, complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maybe you should wear less black by ValleyBliss reviews
AU Oneshot! SakuGaara smut, with a hint of SasuNaru and a hilarious dose of SakuNaru FRIENDSHIP . What happens when Sakura and Naruto meet up for friday night drinks at the city's hottest club? Gaara in leather, thats what!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Konoha Blend by sharingank reviews
He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Promise Written In Snow by Chicklets reviews
Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Labels by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Taste of Heaven by Nightjar reviews
Because Max and Fang are both angels, really. [OneShot] [MaxFang]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
When Time Stands Still by LoveHurtsOnlyIfYouFightIt reviews
Life has become routine for Sakura, with rare chance incounters of the random. When you have come to terms with it, the world is very big, and we are very small. When she is on the edge, a chance incounter will create a bond. Sakuracentered & Gaara's edge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Tad Trouble Sleeping by Nightjar reviews
Max can't sleep, and Fang decides to lend a helping hand. [OneShot, Drabble] [MaxFang]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster by Blu Rose reviews
Sakura tries to figure out the enigma known as Subaku no Gaara... SakuXGaar
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Accident On Chiloquin Road by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
Title speaks for itself. Ash and Mare, one year on! EVERYBODY I'VE FINALLY FINISHED IT! Wahoo! This chapter is dedicated to EVERYONE who reviewed this story. I never would have finished it without you. Hope you like it!
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Eve of Everything by Sailor Panda reviews
The relationship between Sakura and Gaara told from a different perspective. Perhaps not all of it quite sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Stupid People by exSurreal reviews
For 15minuteficlets. NW.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Blushing Bride by QuasiAngel reviews
Tired of being alone in her fiancé's house, Sakura takes to the woods and stumbles over an injured man. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Anchor by sharingank reviews
He needed an anchor to help him move on, someone to make him see that his heart is good, not tainted by the demon living inside...A little something about the dynamics of the relationship between Gaara, Sakura, and Naruto...somewhat NaruSaku...oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Impasse by Geno Calamari reviews
Some thoughts on you and her before I kick your ass. Naruto POV, One-Shot. Spoilers for manga 219
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Romping 101 by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Sakura and Neji romp in the snow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
As Long As It Takes by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Sakura. Naruto. And ramen. Side fic to Between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
OOC by Yao Kafei reviews
Jack, Will, and Elizabeth try to cope with one of the most common problems in fan fiction...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Bad Luck by Yao Kafei reviews
"It's bad luck to have a woman onboard, too. Even a miniature one..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2003
Julian's Fanmail by exSurreal reviews
Julian gets fanmail, and he gets a little nasty. My attempt at being funny.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Dear by exSurreal reviews
Letters are sent between DamonStefan, ThierryHunter, RobGabriel. This won Bloody Quills :D
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Complete
From the Abyss by Lazuli1 reviews
DV fic. Gabriel thinks of the girl who has saved his soul.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
Gathering of Heroes by Kitten reviews
This story comes before "Ode to the Forgotten Heroes" and explains how Julian met Rob and Damon and how he got where he was. **It's better than it sounds**
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Forbidden Game series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Complete
Whole again by Latalia reviews
PG cause there's steamy come-to-me kissing! Ash and Mary-Lynette fic about him coming back, I'll do a better one soon...PROMISE! r+r puh-lese!
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2001
Payback by Elena Gilbert reviews
Humorous fic about Julian and Damon drunkenly trying to get back the girls they love...
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2001
Nightly Thoughts by Notus Lethe reviews
DV : Maybe Gabriel's encounter with Frost wasn't what it seemed...
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2000
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A Shadow Minder reviews
An amiable splitting open of the mental cavities of the youngest Shadow Man - well, at least before the Elders did it in a more literal sense. Harsh. Experimental re-write in progress. I think.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Julian, Jenny
Fragments reviews
Ficletts set to random prompts set to my mania-ridden mind set to The Infernal Devices. Multiple pairings, but mostly Tessa-centric. T for language and... general mind numbingness. Yeah.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Tessa G.
Infernal Drabbles reviews
Creative title, right? A Drabbly-Oneshot-Type-THING for every letter of the alphabet. MOAR CREATIVITY! XD Mostly crack, but a bunch of different pairings, granted most are Tessiam, then Jessa, or a few where you decide for yourself . You know the drill.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Speak Now reviews
Because wedding crashing just wasn't on many little girls' Bucket List, you see. Tessiam songfic set to the tune of Taylor Swift's Speak Now. Oh, just go with it, will you? I did, and it turned out like this... .
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Headgames reviews
Written for bookluver123 and all you Jessa fans out there. A freak accident injures Tessa, leaving Jem feeling guilty as he, of course, blames himself. His prying leads to discoveries about their real feelings and also Tessa herself. 2-Shot, I think.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Won't Say It reviews
"If Will wasn't as adept and skilful a liar as he was, he would probably be dead by now." Welcome to the longest One-Shot in the history of the world ever! A songfic to 'Won't Say It'- yes, the one from Disney's Hercules. Contains legit CP teasers...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
In which Tessa's frustrated, Jem's worried about something snapping, and Will's nosiness blows up in his face. Pairing of your choice if you squint and have the mind to look for it. Crack, cause there's not enough in this fandom. T for innuendos.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Mute reviews
Elena's thoughts on that little run-in with the elder Salvatore in her bedroom. Set at the end of Rose. You know the one.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Drunk Stefan, Naked Streaking and Water Pixies reviews
In episode 8 162 candles Lexi said that Stefan "...jumped naked in the Trevi fountain...". Were you wondering what EXACTLY happened then? CLICK THE TITLE TO FIND OUT!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Stefan S. - Complete
Stake me if you can reviews
Rashels old slayer buddies go to check out a vampire hide out, but run into a certain ex-Lancer and her vampire soulmate. If that doesnt convince you, theres a rainbow Quin in it... T for violence.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Rashel J., J. Quinn - Complete