Author has written 5 stories for One Tree Hill.
Hi my name is h a l e y !
I'm 20 years old
I live in MA and NH (#childofdivorce)
dorming college student, nursing major
i have a great boyfriend E. if only he was nathan scott or julian baker but oh well lol. =P
Yes my real name is haley j, but not james. True story: if i had a twin, she would have been peyton; if i was a boy i would be nathan;
We've Been Waiting for You READERS!!!!* * * * * * I AM SO SO SO SORRY! I haven't updated in weeks, I apologize! I've be so so busy at school and I just have zero time to write. I will update AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! But that may not be until May... :/ So sorry!
Favorite Character ever on the history of ALL! shows: BROOKE DAVIS. NO QUESTION!
I LOVE BROOKE AND JULIAN!
I also LOVE Sophia Bush. she makes great movies and is so down to earth.
RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT OTH!
CAN'T WAIT to see NALEY and BRULIAN especially be parents in the 13 episodes we get in OTH SEASON 9!
PEOPLE WITH SPOILERS, PLEASE PM ME! I'D LOVE TO HEAR THEM ALL :))
Julian (to his sons): Hi guys, it's Daddy. I like the sound of that.
Jamie: My mama told me that sometimes people have to cry out all their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles.
Julian's vows: You walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without you in it, and my whole life was no longer capable of making me happy--not without you.
Brooke: I thought I knew you, but I guess its easier to see what we want until we are looking for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t. And that means you don’t know what I can do.
Julian: Happiness is a mood, not a destination.
Julian: It's pretty magical isn't it? Brooke: It's so beautiful, this whole trip's been perfect. Julian: Well i have to admit, i had a little help. Last night at the bar Jamie gave me a gold star for luck. Brooke: Oh. Julian: Wanna see it? Brooke: Yeah. (holds out hand, Julian places a ring in her hand) Julian: Oh wait thats not it, that's the engagement ring i got for you. Where'd i put that thing? (Brooke stares at ring, mesmorized) Julian: Hey. (Brooke looks up at him adorably) Everyone says the next thing I do, the next choice I make, is going to define me. My career. My life. Well the next thing I want to do is ask you to be my wife. And tell you how much I love you. And that nothing else matters. When I look into your eyes, Brooke, I see the rest of my life. And I see it with you. (goes down on one knee and puts the ring on Brooke's finger) Marry me, Brooke Davis? Brooke: Yes, okay. I want to so much. (kiss) Julian: I was hoping you were gunna say that. (grin, KISS) !!! (OMG FINALLY!)
LARRY: Brooke, now that you are living here, let's just assume that you're going to find a new hot-dad fantasy, all right?
Sam: Grief is like the ocean; it’s deep and dark and bigger than all of us. And pain is like a thief in the night. Quiet. Persistent. Unfair. Diminished by time and faith and love. I didn’t know Quentin Fields, but I’m jealous of him. Because I see how his absence has affected the people who did know him. So I know he mattered to them. And I know he was loved. People say that Quentin Fields was a great basketball player: graceful, fluid, inspiring. They say on a good night it almost seemed as though he could fly. And now he can.
Haley: (to Nathan) I gave you my heart and that's all I can give you, and if that's not enough, then I'm not enough for you
Peyton: At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is 1.
Naley Always and Forever Nathan: (to Haley) When I fell to the floor tonight, I was so scared, I was so terrified. Then I saw you, and I promised myself that if I could just get up, and walk over to you... I'd tell you how much I need you and how much I want you... and how nothing else matters.
Ellie: Every song has a CODA, a final movement. Whether it fades out or crashes away. Every song ends. Is that any reason not to enjoy the music? The truth is, there is nothing to be afraid of. It's just life
Peyton: (to Nathan) People always leave. But sometimes they come back
Rachel: (to Lucas after Keith dies) Nobody has all the answers, but we all have our Y's
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
Haley: You look beautiful Brooke. Brooke: Hotter than Julian's skanky Brooke-a-like right? (pause) right?! Haley: Yea totally Lucas: right Nathan: Absolutely
Nathan: (to Lucas at leyton wedding) That's us. Whatever i said before Lindsey's wedding, just go with that. Lucas: God you suck at this.
Alex: Heyy hot PA boy. HI. ... I like him! Brooke: yeah well you got a little competition on that one. Alex: please you are way too old for him hahaha snorts haha
Nathan: Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; it can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back'.
Keller: (to brooke on guitar) Lucas and Haley aren't back yet, but you can come into the devil's lair, drop your things, have sex with Chris Keller... whatever.
Julian: Oh no. This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and I wake up in the morning and it was so amazing she’s planning a wedding.
Peyton: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all you can hope for. This year I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a heart long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.
Julian (to Chase): I’ll take a beer…I’ve heard about your mixed drinks.
Jake: I could have held you in my arms forever, and it still wouldn't have been long enough.
Julian: So Haley's pregnant again? Brooke: Yeah its gunna be really good for them. She's been so sad since her mom died. Now they'll have a new baby. I'm really happy for her. Julian: Hmm a little selfish though. Brooke: TOTALLY selfish. They already have Jamie and we can't even have one. Julian: So greedy. Brooke: Maybe we could kidnap this one. Julian: Or maybe you can meet me in the bedroom and I can romance your ovaries until they surrender. Brooke: Ovaries isnt very sexy... Julian: No?... I know.
Haley: (about Karen) She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.
Nathan: (after trying th pick up newspaper clips of Haley from the tour in the rain) I was hurt, Haley. But I was still proud of you. Everyday.
Keller: Come on. Either he gets jealous or me, you and Brooke have a threesome. Either way, it's win-win for you.
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more. This is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is
Julian: The beach is becoming our spot. Brooke: I don't think you can call it a spot if it's every other month. Julian: I guess that's fair. Brooke: No, I'm sorry. Do you remember how it was in the beginning? Even when we were apart, we'd talk every night, and my heart raced with every text, and every time my phone rang I hoped it would be you. Julian: I still do that with you. Brooke: Yeah? Julian: Mm-hmm. Brooke: Peyton used to say 'People always leave'. Who knew she was actually talking about her stupid ass. I'm just lonely. Julian: We're here now. Brooke: I know. And it's amazing...And it's what I wished for. Julian: Wanna know what I wish for? Brooke: Mm-hmm. Julian: Skinny dipping. Brooke: You did not! Julian: Uh-huh I did. You coming or what? Brooke: That's what she said.
Nathan: Not cool man Julian: lighten up Francis, everybody loves a good brokeback mountain joke Nathan: not when you're over there sleeping in your lamb skin condom
Julian: but i want you to know that whenever we do get pregnant (illegal grin), that's gunna be a great day. (that grin again) And i'll be more than okay with it
Brooke: “Who was your best friend growing up?” Sylvia: “I was! Isn’t that right JuJu-Bee?” Julian: “10-4 Big Momma!”... Brooke: “Over and out, Momma’s Boy.”
Brooke: Hey what's your name Haley: hayy..leeyy! Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you...Brooke
Haley: This is like an X rated version of "Where's Waldo"
Brooke: I'll tell you what we're not gunna do. we're not gunna pay that dum-dum 500K dollars. ... maybe we should just start speaking Spanish and she'll get really confused and she'll just leave. It might work, she's really dumb.
Karen: (to lucas about brooke) You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get under someone else...Ohh my God! I just realized what that meant! Uhhhh, ohhh my God. I-I thought it was more philosophical, you know get to know them... not get under them...Uhhhh, scratch that.
Chase: (after sex with Brooke) Put me in your heart and go see everything Brooke, and then come back to me
Brooke's time capsule video: so you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. & somebody please tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your heart ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, or aliens, or something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well,you missed it, and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about
Nathan: They didn’t know how. Look the thing is you made your dream happen, alright? And even though I didn't quite get there, when it was taken away from me, I dealt with it alone. That was stupid, selfish and wrong. So if your mom tries to take your dream away from you and you feel that same pain I did, I’ve sort of been there okay?... And I’m going to be kind of pissed off if you don’t come talk to me about it. Thank you for coming today. It means a lot. I know you didn't know Quentin, but... it doesn't surprise me that you're thinking about other people when all this stuff is going on with you. That's not bad for a girl who never had a chance. Come here. (Nathan and Brooke Hug).
Julian: Even with all the gorgeous models here tonight, the most beautiful woman here was backstage. Brooke: Thank you. Julian: I was talking about Victoria.
Brooke: (about Alex) No I’m not okay. Ho-bag got naked in front of Julian! Chase: Ho-bag? Brooke: Alex ‘my ass is the size of a cumquat’ Dupree, my model. She’s so manipulative and materialistic and self-serving, and naked and… Chase: Brookish?
Producer: But he just called him (Dan) a murderer! Rachel: So? He is one.
Brooke: Are you hung over? Alex: Jet-laaaag. Brooke: Jet-lag my foot. You flew in from New York! (as alex takes a pill) Wait, you just got out of rehab, what is that?...WHAT did you just take?! Alex: Vittaaminns?? Brooke: no no give it (makes Alex spit it out)
(introduction) Julian. Quinn. Q: You made out in my bed. Brooke: Hey! Quinn: Hey so did you. Julian: sorry about that *grin*
Julian: Can I borrow you? Wanna tell me why you were mounting your ex-boyfriend in the back room? Brooke: Because you weren't available. Julian: Very funny. Brooke: I'm serious. This morning I looked over at this big sexy body and I thought to myself 'Why aren't you making men's clothes Brooke Davis?' Julian: Mmm-mm. Clothes for bros? Brooke: Ka-ching! But, in order to make men's clothes you need a fit model for measurements. You were my first choice but alas... Julian: I was busy with Alex, I get it. Well, I'm here now and I'm all about taking my clothes off for you in the back room so you can send your little boy toy packing. Brooke: You're very sweet. But I think I'm gonna stick with Chase, I'm already half-way through his measurements. But don't worry baby, we're all business. Hey Chase! Break's over, drop your pantsss! (making Julian laugh in jealousy)
Brooke: She must be high! Victoria: I’m not high, I just had 3 martinis at lunch…okay, I’m a little buzzed. Brooke: Not you drinkie…Millicent! She expects me to pay her 500 thousand dollars to model for this company. Victoria: That’s not high, that’s smoking crack! Brooke: That’s what I said! You know this is all Alex’s influence! That bitch has been a pain in my perfect pilates ass since she rolled outta rehab and landed here.
Brooke: Uh, no. I’m normal sized. Alex: I know, but I have the best diet for you! You’re so going to lose that weight.
Quinn: Wow, that didn't take very long. Brooke, are you okay? Brooke: Can you please tell that munchkin to stop looking at me. Quinn: Great, she gets chatty and you get paranoid.
Brooke: “Unless you want your baby to be born with a dent in its head the size of my fist, you had better start agreeing with me!” Haley: “Hear that baby? That’s Auntie Brooke’s way of saying she can’t wait to meet you.”
Brooke: Hi. This hot body of yours is just inspiring me to do something I have never done before. Julian: Oh, yeah? Brooke: Yeah. And it's gonna take a lot of hard work and it's gonna take a long, long time. And I'm gonna need you to start by taking your pants off.
Julian: So what are Mia and Chase doing here? Jamie: Trying to kidnap me
Chuck: I didn’t do it! Jamie: I didn’t LIKE it!
Victoria: Oh, right, you know my daughter. Your name is Fetch or Dash or something. Chase: It’s Chase. And I didn’t just date her. We were lovers. Victoria: Yeah, but for about 30 seconds from what I’ve heard.
Brooke: Zelda said Julian's conflicted about something. Haley: I... Listen, I realize the irony of the following statement, but you can't take anything Zelda says too seriously.
Brooke OOOH! That Zelda's a bitch!
Julian: That ring looks sexy on you. Brooke: You look sexy on me.
Nathan: So that baby thing. How does it work? I just wanted to know how Haley: You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus? Nathan: He was like a ninja. A three foot tall where do babies come from ninja.
Julian: “Guys are mean. I missed being in the Brooke bubble.” Brooke: “Well, yeah. ‘Cause it’s the best place ever.”
Nathan: (to Julian) Being a father is 95 instinct, and you have good ones. When the day comes, you'll be ready. J: thanks man, hey that was my first ever 'fist bump' N: don't overthink it
Julian: shhhh baby it's okay. Brooke: its not J: It is. It's going to be. I love you so much. Brooke: (crying to Julian) but I wanna have babies with you, I wanna have a family J: Then we'll get a second opinion, and a third okay, we'll find the best doctors out there B: but what if-- J: hey shhshh i love you, that's all that matters. I love you. B: i love you too
Julian: (why he didnt take the movie) Plus there’s this girl that I’m kinda in love with and I couldn’t stand to be away from her for another day.
Brooke: If there is an evil spirit in the house, this is definitely the best way to keep it from killing us (Ouija board). Haley: It's just a massed produced board game, dude. Brooke: That doesn't matter, dude! Now, what did Zelda say? Oryctolagus something! Oryctolagus...cunniling! Haley: It wasn't that! You're so bad! Brooke: You're right, I wouldn't be afraid of that!
Brooke: Mother! Another button please? The slutty milf look is sooo not you!
(Julian takes Brooke's ring so she doesn't lose it at the bachelorette party) Brooke: But i feel so naked... you should get naked (starts unbuttoning his shirt)
Jamie: Aunt Brooke… Julian you guys will make great parents some day.
Shrink: All you have talked about is your work, Brooke. But when you mention your friends being happy, you define that happiness strictly in terms of relationships and family. The question is, why are you so insistent on going through life alone?
Josh: You know what's good on a black eye? Alex: If you say, 'raw meat', I will tear out your tonsils, tie off your weiner bag, and castrate you like a bull.
Brooke: What? Julian: You remember what you said to me our first night here? Brooke: "What if we ruin it?" Julian: Every night I spent away from you, I dreamed about being back here... in this room, in this bed, with you. I dreamed about us, Brooke. And now we're here. We're back.And you look even more beautiful than in my dreams. I love you. I never stopped loving you...not for one night, not for one moment. And I never will. Nothing can ruin us, Brooke Davis.
Julian: (to Alexander) If you hurt her, I will hunt you down in the Outback. And I don't mean the steakhouse. Although, I'll go there too...I wouldn't last one day in the outback.
Brooke: I have this poster hanging in my living room, Paul. Of course I'm upset. And the only reason that it's hanging there is because you took him to see that movie, and for one day that boy felt close to his father. He felt loved and appreciated. And the sad part is that there was only one of those days. Because in my book, the day that he didn't feel that way should be the unique one. Fix it.
Brooke: Does Brooke Davis have to slap a bitch?
Julian: I’ve got this theory that if the phone was invented after texting people would be all like “this is amazing, you can actually HEAR their voice!” Then nobody would text.
Brooke: Something that'll put you in a better mood, or at least in the mood to make out with me. Julian: Grease 2 it is. Brooke: Again? You're weird. kiss
Brooke: Hi. This hot body of yours has just inspired me to something that I have never done before. Julian: Oh yeah? Brooke: Yeah. And it's going to take a lot of hard work, and it's going to take a long, long time. And I'm going to need you to start by taking your pants off.
Julian: I’m not a guy’s guy. I don’t have homies. Brooke: I don’t think anyone has had homies since 1989.
Brooke (to Haley) Okay. If this is out last night on earth I just want you to know I am really glad we are spending it together.
Rachel: (to Jamie) I remember when you were a rumor in 3rd period.
Taylor: Can we say grace first? Haley: Now you’re religious? Taylor: Well, I have been shouting god’s name a lot lately.
Jamie: Where do babies come from? Julian: Stork Bro. Jamie: Weak... Aunt Brooke Do you know where babies come from? Brooke: Not From Me.
Nathan: You working hard, or hardly working? …Shrek 2. Julian: Wow, that’s your movie quote? Shrek 2? Nathan: ….I like Shrek 2.
Jamie (to Haley): I’m not crying for me, I’m crying for you. You're mom's dying.
Haley: Life's too short to play games. If you love somebody and you want to be with them, then go get them. Deal with the mess later.We don't know what tomorrow will bring.
Brooke: I'm the donkey in a big, stupid shakespearean mixup. Victoria: You're not making any sense. Brooke: Alex slept with Alexander, not Julian. So, I ruined wardrobe... Bitched out the one man who makes my world turn... And clocked an interloping hoochie whose only mistake was boning Crocodile Dundee. Victoria: You realize you're overlooking the best part of this... Julian didn't sleep with Alex. And as far as that shakespearean play, as I recall, the donkey gets turned back into a person once he realizes what an ass he's been.
Alex (to Brooke) : Didn't know your own strength, did you Bam Bam?
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I've written my first fic UL and its sequel BL, wrote 8x11 & 8x18 one-shots, AND am currently extending my 8x22 one-shot into a full story,
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Unexpected Life / Baker Life Family Tree
Julian Ryan Baker & Brooke Penelope Davis (married 1/2/2011)
We've Been Waiting for You Family Tree (Like show with some extras)
Julian & Brooke (Davis) Baker
Nathan & Haley (James) Scott
Mouth & Millie McFadden