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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2194274, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
Author has written 43 stories for Dragon Age, X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Elder Scroll series, and Hunger Games.

I'm an avid writer of fantasy and science fiction, but never had I forayed into fanfic... until Dragon Age. Now, I think I might just be addicted.

As always, reviews of any sort are delicious and greatly appreciated.

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Un Rêve de Trois
MA/NSFW - Fantomex/Psylocke/Cluster - What's a guy to do when he's been brought back from the dead, split into three bodies and the woman he loves has taken up with his clone? Fantomex isn't going down without a fight, or at least not until he convinces Elizabeth and Cluster to see the obvious benefits of their situation.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Published: 4/1 - Elizabeth B./Psylocke
Knots reviews
While waiting for word of Annie's fate, Finnick ties knots and reflects on the memories dredged up by his most recent interview.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Beggar's Dance reviews
Despite his better judgement, mentor Finnick finds himself falling for one of his tributes. He vows to do whatever he can to keep her alive, even if it means begging for sponsors amongst the "friends" of President Snow.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
When the Pirate Met the Assassin reviews
How Isabela met Zevran, lost a husband and gained a ship. Vaguely NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Isabela, Zevran A.
Shala the Gray, Harbinger
Spoilers for the Brave Companions questline. Dark Elf Shala manages to turn her rise through the order into a series of romantic entanglements. Just jotting down a few imagined scenes - too busy playing the game!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
For the Taking reviews
*MA/NSFW* Isabela/Fenris... While the world is busy being in peril, the companions are able to steal quiet moments of their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Isabela, Fenris
Tainted reviews
When Tamlen attacked the companions' camp, the Warden found herself unable to stop him. It cost her everyone she loved. She and Alistair have sworn to hunt them down, but it is only a matter of time before the taint takes them too. Yup, DA vampires.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair
No More Heroes reviews
The Blight has not ended. Alistair departed during the Landsmeet and both Loghain and the Warden perished in the siege of Denerim. In its wake, the remaining companions undertake a search for a wandering drunk and the witch that could save them all.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,092 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leliana, Zevran A. - Complete
Sundered reviews
Just before the battle for Kirkwall, Anders visited Isabela with a secret. He charged her with getting Hawke out of the city, but no one can hold the Champion for long. Years later, Hawke hunts him across the world, leaving their son in Isabela's care.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Isabela, Hawke (M)
My Brother's Shadow reviews
*NSFW/MA*
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Carver H., Isabela - Complete
A Night to Forget reviews
*NSFW/MA* Fenris/Hadriana... On the night before the ritual that will bind lyrium to his flesh, Hardiana pays Leto a visit. Warnings for DUCON, M/M and the author being mildly disturbed that she wrote this. :/
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Letters to Bethany reviews
Three years after their trip into the Deep Roads, Hawke attempts to explain her motivations in a series of letters to her sister.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
The Inevitable Fenris vs Anders Angstfic reviews
*MA/NSFW* Fenris visits Hawke's home to apologize for a past outburst and finds something unexpected. Spolers through Act 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
A Kiss for a Kiss reviews
*MA/NSFW* The Warden has chosen Alistair... but when a companion is gravely wounded, old regrets resurface.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
Untitled reviews
*MA/NSFW* Perhaps there is a certain kind of solace that only comrades-in-arms can give. Two companions share an understanding, stealing quiet moments from time to time.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Ororo M./Storm
New Divide reviews
Written to the Linkin Park song of the same name... Zevran and Taliesin discover who it was that actually betrayed them. Later, the Warden comes to Zevran for advice.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Zevran A., Taliesin - Complete
The Merriest of Missions reviews
The Warden volunteers to help Santa. Not everyone in the party is pleased.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Special Training reviews
Anders had thought he and the Commander were growing close, but as Saturnalia approaches she begins acting very strangely... And because it's just not the holidays until someone gets an ugly sweater.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Anders, Amell - Complete
Smallclothes Raid! reviews
Zevran is a terrible influence on our poor, young Warden. But there's just something about that bosom...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Zevran A., Wynne - Complete
My Immortal reviews
Quick songfic drabble to go with the Evanesence song of the same name. The archdemon has been defeated and the Hero of Ferelden is to be presented to the court at Denerim.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Alistair, Aeducan - Complete
The Last Warden reviews
What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,334 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
The Line reviews
For the Greed portion of a Seven Deadly Sins collaboration. Alistair reflects on a childhood lesson involving a few chickens and a lot of mud. As he begins to stand up for himself he learns that, sometimes, a little greed can be a good thing.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alistair, Aeducan - Complete
A Deep Roads Love Story reviews
A scribe in the Shaperate falls for the only son of a dying house and attempts to help him rediscover his family's lost thaig. Absolutely does not have a happy ending. OCs with brief appearances by Alistair, Zevran and Oghren.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Grey & Gone reviews
*MA/NSFW* In Zevran's absence, Nathaniel helps Tabris deals with her loneliness and distrust of humans. In Antiva, Zevran learns of another attempt on her life and is given the opportunity to send warning.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Zevran A., Nathaniel H. - Complete
Refuge: Scenes From a Romance reviews
Takes place during the Darkspawn Chronicles AU. Zevran seeks refuge in the Alienage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Zevran A., Shianni - Complete
Something Like Fellowship reviews
The party welcomes some guests to camp for the evening. Alistair gets a cooking lesson, Morrigan is confounded, Leliana is besotted and GOLEMS ARE NOT FOR RIDING. Also, run Legolas, run! ;D
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Aftertaste reviews
*MA/NSFW* Back amongst the Crows, Master Arainai reflects on his departure from Ferelden and the final night before the battle for Denerim. Zevran/M!Surana
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
Insufferable reviews
*NSFW/MA* On his way to the encounter with the Grey Wardens, Zevran reflects on the events that brought him to Ferelden. Zevran/Rinna/Taliesin
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Zevran A., Taliesin - Complete
Elissa Cousland's Fantastical Fairytale reviews
Plucky young heroine Elissa Cousland follows a path through the enchanted forest and meets some unlikely new friends. Written for a fairytale challenge... with apologies to anyone who plays a Cousland.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Alistair - Complete
What Happens in Denerim reviews
Alistair, Oghren & Sten wake up in an inn with no memory of how they got there, where they lost Zevran or whose baby that is... Based on the plot of The Hangover
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alistair, Sten - Complete
What Do Golems Dream Of? reviews
*NSFW/MA* An experiment with the Swamp Witch's newest spell sends Shale into the Fade. But what do golems dream of? ...many, many birds were harmed in the making of this fic.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Shale, Sten - Complete
Qunari Poetry reviews
The Warden and her companions come across a cache of books banned by the Chantry...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sten, Zevran A. - Complete
Blood & Honey reviews
*NSFW/MA* Mahariel takes a rather reluctant Zevran on a hunt... The prompt was, obviously, honey.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Mahariel, Zevran A. - Complete
Marked reviews
How Tabris gets her tattoo...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Tabris, Zevran A.
Sword of Kings reviews
After her return to Ostagar, Tabris thinks back on the strange human king.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tabris, Cailan T. - Complete
Training Exercises reviews
If only we could watch the party members train each other in their varied specializations... Because I'm sure that would go *so* well... Quick bits, to be continued...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Alistair, Oghren
Not Tonight reviews
*NSFW/MA* Tabris/Alistair/Zevran... Riordan's revelation still haunts Alistair. As for his fellow Warden, well... if this is to be her last night who says she can't have everything that she wants?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
The Boy Who Would Be King reviews
The new king and queen of Ferelden have settled down to start their life together, start their family. A happy ending for all, yes? Or perhaps not…
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
The Longest Night reviews
*MA/NSFW* On the night of Morrigan's ritual, the Warden tries to forget... and ends up remembering.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
The End reviews
Thirty years after the fall of the archdemon, a wandering drunk returns to Denerim... Based on the most painful ending of the game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Warden's Rose reviews
Alistair made a beautiful attempt at metaphor with his gift, but perhaps didn't fully understand...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alistair, Aeducan - Complete
DA: X reviews
An "elf", a "dwarf" and a large foreigner go for a walk in the woods... where they encounter an elf, a dwarf and a large foreigner. Pairings that my brain demanded, particularly the sword fight. If anyone else is amused by this I shall be happily shocked!
Crossover - X-Men & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Zevran A. - Complete
Fireside reviews
One night in camp. Our hero has trouble dealing with silence… also, with words. Alistair vs. Zev
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete