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Author has written 60 stories for Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Teen Titans, Super Hero Squad Show, Batman, Batman the Animated Series, Wolverine & the X-Men, Star Wars, Naruto, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Young Justice, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
"Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become."
Yo, I'm Dcfan100!
Update: WOW I haven't been here in years! It's like stepping out of a time capsule. Look at this place. Feel free to look around if you'd like, but do forgive my past self for his eccentricities. He's a good kid really, he's just ...hyper and pretentious.
If you haven't guessed from my title I love everything related to DC comics. Batman, the Teen Titans and Green Lantern you name it. I do enjoy Marvel comics (Especially Deadpool) and I'm a huge Star Wars, Naruto and Lord of the Rings fan. I try to update my stories every week cause (EDIT: XD MAN! My biggest apologies to everyone, I most certainly DO NOT update my stories every week) I know how annoying it is when an author doesn't update for five or six months (EDIT: I am ashamed of myself, but perhaps sending me angry PM's would convince me to update quicker XD). I'm a theist! A certain theist who is proud of his beliefs! More specifically Trinitarian Monotheism! I also believe that there is substantial physical, logical, philisophical and scientific evidence to back up the trinitarian monotheistic theory. Now if you have no idea what Trinitarian Monotheism is let me break it down for you. It is a worldview that says that there is a singular, infinite,personal, miracle-working deity who exists as a compound whole. Translation: Christianity. Yeah...maybe I should have just said that in the first place.
I usually write humor or romance with a touch of drama or angst now and then but even though I've been around for awhile, your reviews really help me know how I can be a better writer. I do, requests so if you've got an idea for a fic that you'd like me to write you can pm me. Also, I do tend to act extremely juvenile sometimes but hey just roll with it. I'm also American and pretty proud of it, regardless of the mistakes we've make in the past, Ronald Reagan, General Patton, Apple Pie, Betty Grable and all that...see what i mean by junvenile?
So, that's about it, thanks for visiting my profile and feel free to comment on anything here and make suggestions on how I could make it better! So without further ado here is the profile page of me, Dcfan100.
DCFAN100: Making you ask "Where the heck is government censorship when you need it!?!?" since early 2010.
MY ROBXRAE HUMOUR FIC PLEDGE
I, DCFAN100, DO SOLEMNLY, YET WITH SOME GIGGLING,
VOW TO PRESERVE, PROTECT AND PROPOGATE THE TRUE SPIRIT
OF THE ROBXRAE PAIRING BY READING AND WRITING FICS ABOUT THEM
WHEREVER AND WHENEVER I'VE GOT TIME; AND TO ATTAIN AND UPHOLD
MY REPUTATION AS A HARDCORE ROBXRAE (DESPITE HAVING SOME...*scratch* A LOT OF
NejiXTenten and IceXCat tendencies) FAN THROUGH WRITING
PLENTY OF CRACK AND HUMOR FICS, WHICH, IF I DON'T MAY I
SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE CHAINED TO SOMEONE WHO THINKS
THAT THE JARJAR X PALPATINE PAIRING IS REALLY INTERESTING!
And remember RobXStar and BBXRAE fans, opposites attract but...
All objects with mass are attracted to one another by the gravitational force!
Now before we really start my profile, let me be clear of a few things
A) I don't do slash. why? I just don't, I've got nothing against it but unless its crack slash I can't write it.
B) I do not repost things. You know the type, 99% of kids aren't crazy, if you are part of the 1% who is then put this on your sig. Why? Because it would take up way to much space on my rez.
C) My reviews are always given in good humor and the critisism I give is always intended to be constructive.
And now, this list I know you all came here to read!
A list of pairings I do and do not do.
Pairings I like
Raven X Robin (Made for each other!)
Neji X Tenten (Freakin LOVE it! KISHIMOTO! YOU'VE MADE THE LIST YOU SICK...*ahem*)
Batman X Catwoman (Really, who else is he gonna end up with?)
Shadowcat X Iceman (Can I get an 'Awwwww!')
Batgirl X Robin (One of my personal faves, in TB or BTAS continuity that is)
Zuko X Katara (Yeah, I like it, what's it to ya?)
Shikamaru X Temari (Thank you Shadows of the Wind, you have officially made me a shipper of this pairing)
Thor X Enchantress (Son of Odin and Amora? Think about it, think about it...yeah :D)
Hawkeye X Black Widow (Awwww yeah!)
General Grievious X Shaak Ti (*giggles like Kakashi with Icha Icha*)
Parings I don't really like but I don't hate them either, I'm either on the fence or just don't ship it.
Raven X Red X (I respect but do not ship it, although it is quite interesting)
Hinata X ...anyones name here... (I'm still trying to decide which I prefer, the fantoms of each throw me off)
Batman X Wonder Woman (Yeah I watched the Justice League episodes with them in it but not really my thing.)
Beast Boy X Starfire (I'll write it if I do a RobXRae)
Starfire X Speedy (StarSpeedy, Um...well...okay, why not?)
Speedy X Raven (Well...and thats all I have to say)
Cyborg X Jinx (I see the ground for it, it's kind of sweet but it's not really my thing, srry)
Aqualad X Raven (I do feel strangely compelled to write Aquaven fics every now and then though, DAMN YOU AQUAVEN WRITERS AND YOU'RE ADDICTIVE WRITING STYLE!)
Shikamaru X Ino (Sorry folks, my beliefs are sealed, well at least on this subject)
Thor X Sif (I can stomach it but ya know :b It's cool in its own way)
Pairings that aren't really my cup of tea
Starfire X Robin (I used to think this pairing was sweet...when I was 8)
Beast Boy X Raven (Friends. I do not see any romantic attraction.)
Cyborg X Raven (Um, no)
Nightcrawler X Shadowcat (In the words of Luke Skywalker, 'NOOOOOOOO!')
Tenten X Lee (They'd better be just friends or else someone's gonna get there neck...uh, I mean...I respect this pairing but I do not ship it)
Neji X Hinata (...see my section on 'case against NejiHina for more details')
Any Slash or Yaoi pairings, (Sorry guys, It's nothing against the characters or the people who do ship them but I just really have no desire to write or read them)
Sai X Ino (Come again?...Kishi...why...and what...and)
Superboy X Ms Martian (It's the type of relationship that kinda makes me go...ehh. And as of season 2...well now I just feel bad for both of them)
Thor X Jane Foster (Poor Jane is probably going to be crushed when they...you know)
Hawkeye X Mockingbird (Forgive me for saying but...they seem more like co workers)
Hulk X Wasp (About as crazy as it sounds, and works just about as well, in others words, NOT)
Plo Koon X Shaak Ti (Ahem...WHAT THE...!@$@#%#)
"Don't go around saying the world owes you something. The world owes you nothing, it was here first." - Mark Twain
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival." C.S Lewis
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read," - Pliny the Elder (he was a nut job but he had great quotes :b)
"The Nine most terrifying words in the english language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan.
"Is a person's destiny a thing like a cloud flowing with an inescapable flow? Or can a person choose the flow he wishes… I still don't know the answer to this. Either way the destination may be the same in the end. However by choosing to live like the latter, a person can live and strive towards a goal." - Neji Hyuga
"Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested" - Sir Francis Bacon
"It is well that war is so terrible...lest we should grow too fond of it." - Robert E. Lee
"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi-Wan
"That's going on you tube!" - My Camp Counselor every other minute.
"Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat." - Jean-Paul Sarte
"If everyone's thinking alike then someone isn't thinking." General George S. Patton
"A man who would not risk his life for something does not deserve to live."— Martin Luther King
"A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy." Benjamin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
My CASE AGAINST BBXRAE AND ROBXSTAR
Now before you start to throw rotten tomatoes at me, let me state my case against RobXStar and BBXRae...I don't like it. Okay commense with the throwing of the tomatoes! No seriously! Write me a message that says *Throws Tomato*. Anywho, I can't say that I find either of these relationships plausible. Yes, opposites do attract but unless you connect on a certain amount of fundamental levels the relationship is going to break apart. Or...you are going to end up clashing on every single issue. It's like pouring acid with nitro glycerin... everything explodes.
Opposite Views = No support no positive reinforcement Frustration = A relationship that doesn't work.
Take a relationship like Zuko X Katara for example, there opposite of each other, but they're not polar opposites and there is so much sexual tension between the two that in the words of one fan fic writer 'you could cut it with a knife and make a sandwhich with it', and I think they'd make a great couple. Now the Robin Starfire relationship in the comics made sense because in the comics Starfire was much more physically imposing. Meaning that since Robin was the only one who'd worked with a guy like that (Batman) they automatically clicked. She was a lot more fiery and a lot tougher. But you can see how this is different in the show.
My argument against BBXRae is that those two have several traits that would make a long term relationship very difficult. I'm not an expert on relationships and I'm not going to try and pretend like I am one but just think how difficult a normal day would be for those two even with love involved. Gloomy cannot mix with prank bent schizophrenia, Raven gets annoyed at Beast Boy cause he acts like an idiot sometimes and not in a UST either. I just really don't see the connection here. I'll list off a few more. Beast Boy seems to immature to handle a relationship (XD Yeah like I'm one to judge) like that which is why he worked well with Terra, they were both still learning. We know Raven has a sense of humor but the humor she responds to is more along the lines of witty rather than idiot. (Please forgive me for using such harsh language against BB.) Raven likes her solitude, Robin knows the meaning of this word, Beast Boy doesn't. First thing he did after leaving the Doom Patrol? Find some new friends.
MY CASE AGAINT NEJIHINA
Okay, the most common argument against NejiHina is that, they're cousins and it's illegal for cousins to marry. Well, I'm not trying to be nationalist here (although I'm probably showing my cultural ignorance on the subject) but i heard and do not quote me on this but I have heard the incest between cousins is legal in Japan so I'm not going to touch on this point. The argument against the couple that falls under the category of them being cousins is that there children would turn out deformed. Well while it's possible, many people who have married a close relation have had kids who are perfectly fine. Take President Rosevelt for example, he married his second cousin and had plenty of kids who turned out perfectly fine. In the novel journey to the center of the earth, the main character notes he is going to marry his cousin when she returns. In the Bible Abraham married his half sister Sarah, although it should be noted that it wasn't until the time of Moses that God said "No longer can close relations marry". Everyone today marries a relation (I'm a theist, if you want to debate this point i'll be more that happy to argue my worldview out with you) it's just that today you don't marry a close relation because if you trace the whole world back to one man and one woman then brothers and sisters had to have married if the population was to ever have grown. So if you don't marry a relation then you don't marry a human and then you're really in trouble XD. So lets get down to defusing the NejiHina relationship. Lets start with the main one, think about...*ahem*...doing your cousin...Yeah, ew. If you didn't think ew then let me just go ahead and give you some reason why I think NejiHina wouldn't work.
A) There personalities clash. The reason I think NejiTen works so well is because Tenten represents (IMO) fun, wit and curious light heartedness yet with a tone of seriousness and compassion that makes her likeable. Neji is a cold, loner, some would say a bit of a possesive jerk who keeps a calmer and clearer head which fits with Tenten's seriousness and compassion part and the chemistry of the couple comes from the clashing on the cold yet sweet and romantic and fun yet caring and wild part. Hinata on the other hand is shy, has a yes-woman personality, and is afraid to speak her mind. Neji's personality would run right over her with him not giving a damn about Hinata's personal feelings or him even thinking to ask what she thought. Even if he does care for her he doesn't really take her feelings into account.
B) Hinata doesn't go for the 'Loner' types. Hinata needs someone who can connect with her painful past, comfort her and then bring her out of her shell with a spunky, wild, optimisitc, attitude. Like Naruto (many would also say Kiba). Neji on the other hand, would if anything just force her to keep that attitude, he's silent so much that living with that man 24 hours a day would drive poor Hinata crazy. Even if he does have a painful past himself he's not going to talk to a women like Hinata about it. On the other side of the equation I think Neji would prefer a strong willed woman anyways.
C) The awkwardness factor. Hinata cannot stand next to Naruto for a minute without blushing and if physical contact is made you might as well say 'Bye bye concious Hinata'. Now just think what would happen to Hinata if she was told then she was going to have to marry her cousin that she's known for so many years and have to bear his children. Yeah...awkward.
So there is my argument. Remember, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong, the mighty creator of Naruto has the last word on this matter (no matter how much I hate him right now) but if you have questions or want to point out flaws in my argument then don't hesitate to write me.