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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2194563, Profile Updated: 03-04-11
Author has written 5 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Total Drama series.

This message is a bit late, but I am extremely busy with school and my Eagle Scout Project. Sorry to everyone who reads my stories, but I won't have any time to write at all until (at the very earliest) March 23rd. Thanks for hopefully understanding my situation. Sorry. -3/4/2011

Hello everybody, ultimateTORINOR here. I suppose you are wondering what's up with his name? It's because of the Olympics in Torino. I was OBSESSED with them (so much that I actually began running around my neighborhood until I realized I hated running). So now you know the mystery. If you weren't wondering, you now know anyway. Congratulations! Welcome to my profile!

How Long I've been here on the site: A little bit over half a year. Not that long. Sometimes I wish I could've discovered this site sooner. Think of all the possibilities!

Let's see...some personal info about me..

I'm 17 and, on July 12th, 2010, I finally got my license! I am NOT homeless, and I have a dog, and she's totally AWESOME. I have a mom, dad, and two sisters, and that kind of sucks. They team up on me a lot, and it's not FAIR! These next few sentences are kind of depressing and sad so read at your own risk. I also had a twin sister, but she died at birth. She was 12 days older than me (we were both 4 months premature). I also have an INHUMAN amount of scars all over my body. That's kinda cool, I guess, because I can lie and say I was attacked by a shark (people believe me too). Anyway...I am a pessimist and even my family calls me Eeyore. I really hate pop, on account of the fact that I get really bad stomachaches whenever I have it. I don't like rap at all (see how I turned down the hate a couple notches?). But I don't hate people who listen to rap, so please don't hate me. Since I am really jumping around on the topics of this, basically I'm male, 17 as of March 23 (yes!), and have a borderline 3.1 GPA. On a side but positive note, I DON'T do drugs or alcohol! YAY!

One very important fact about me i that I'm not all "manly man". I'm very comfortable with that fact (obviously). I actually enjoy massages, and can sing quite high. As I don't have a picture of me on the Internet, let it be known that I do not have a 12 pack. Although, I do work out...occasionally.

Things I've never had: Getting to know my twin sister, a brother, a scar-free body, a 4.0 GPA, and a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Things I ALWAYS will have: A family, a somewhat decent GPA, friends, scars all over my body (I'm used to it), and a really weird belly button. Let's just say the scarring scarred my belly button, making it an look really messed up (My friends think it's totally awesome).

Things I don't like: Homophobia. God, how I hate this. People should be free to do what they want with their lives, whether it be with someone of the same sex or opposite sex. You can not agree with the practice, but you can't hate someone or be negatively inclined towards that person because of who they're attracted to. I may be biased on this issue, but I think my point is solid (Sorry about the rant there, everybody). If you're homophobic, I don't hate you. I don't even not like you. I just want you to try something. Just...try seeing from someone else's perspective. See where that takes you.

I got my ACT results back. They were a lot better than I thought they'd be. That's a plus.

All in all, I'd like to think my life doesn't suck that bad. I'll never be a full body model, fortunately. That career path's not for me. I'm thinking more of the "author" angle.

Also, the first R rated movie I watched (legally) was Hot Tub Time Machine. I really like hot tubs.

...That sounded weird...

I was also forced to go to my school's play, which apparently had the theme that Jesus is a really mean person. A really mean one.

I know they had to make it "religion-friendly", but it was ridiculous.

On top of that, it was 100 percent singing. For three hours.

Total Drama the Musical is now Total Drama World Tour? This basically could potentially make the trailer and flier completely and utterly obsolete. In short, we now know even less than we did before. Maybe...

Actually, not really. I saw the TDA special. I personally thought it was very...different. Not bad, but different. Also, I have completely different first reactions to the two new characters. I simply can't stand Sierra, but if he plays his cards right, Alejandro could be in my Top Five, no problem.

I'm currently working on the story Total Brawl Island. It's a crossover fic of Total Drama Island (love the show) and Super Smash Bros Brawl (love the game). I have the first chapter up, and the first character has been eliminated! And since it's my first story, I would appreciate if people REVIEWED. Give me your feedback. Good or bad, it tells me how good a job I'm doing or how I can improve to get to that point. Who doesn't love that? All right guys, I've decided to make a character list, just in case it helps anyone.

Key: Screaming Smashers members and Bawling Brawlers members

Falco, the sarcastic

Mario, the heroic

Wolf, the guy who says "mate" a lot

Fox, the optimist

Sheik, the woman with very few words

Link, the very clumsy swordsman

Ike, the swordsman with anger management issues

Krystal, the nice and friendly but directionally challenged

Marth, the fruity swordsman

Peach, the very attractive but spoiled princess

Lucario, the calm mediator

Yoshi, the coffee obsessed dinosaur

Olimar, the silent midget

DK, the friendly brute who hates fighting

Sonic, the very energetic and enthusiastic

Capt. Falcon, the slightly slow but determined

Ganondorf, the all-around villain

Wario, the "Owen" (need I say more?)

Luigi, the quiet writer

Ness, the cynical brainiac

Zelda, the bossy princess

Samus, the all-around fighter

Snake, the ex-military who is slightly insane

Bowser, the bad guy who's trying to be good


Total Drama the New Challenge!

I've started my own create a character Total Drama season! I'm probably going to do a summary (like my own personal wiki page) eventually, so this will probably be full of spoilers! More updates later! Thanks to everybody who read this story, reviewed, and/or sent in a character! You all are AWESOME!

People, big news! I'm currently in the process of creating my very wikipedia page for this season! While some people might not see the point of this, I do! Be sure to check out the finished product!

God, writing wikipedia pages is tough stuff. Anyway, I finished all that I want to do for the page...for now...


Also, I wrote a songfic called Truly a Long Time Ago, which I basically made up on the spot. It (so far) has been immensely more popular than Total Brawl Island: The NEW Series. (Not anymore!) I would also like to thank my first two reviewers ever: koolbroadwayreader and Shadowed Theatre, thanks for your reviews. It made me feel good that people were reading and liked it! (Because people seem to like it, I might write more songfics)

This portion of my profile will continue getting updated as the story progresses. Thanks for the AWESOME number of views!

Another story I have started is Shards of a Crystal, which I am putting it as priority number 1, That doesn't mean I won't ever update Total Brawl Island again, but that it will be spread out over a longer period of time. What is this new story about? Go to the bottom and click on it to find out. I really want to know what you guys think of the first chapter, as I am stepping outside of my comfort zone a little bit, as I've never created a whole new world before. But, I'm not going to spoil the story for you! Go ahead and read it, and review please if you could. That would be really cool! PM me if you have an idea for me, as anything goes in your imagination. Chapter 2 is now up, and I think it went...all right, so if a lot of people could review that would be great. I have a lot of stuff going on in the next couple weeks, so I need to be motivated to get through chapter 3. Also, I noticed a very stupid thing in chapter 2: for some reason I kept calling Talen Telan. That is wrong. His name is Talen and I feel really stupid for the confusion this could potentially cause. I also am deciding what to do in later chapters. The campers are going to be separated, but they can't all be in different places, that would get really complicated and confusing. I'm mulling over a few ideas, but I could use your feedback too. Which is why you could give me a few ideas by PM me. I'll say this again after the next chapter comes out, but you can tell me anything, as this thing is going to be tough to write. Also, review!! Thanks, guys, and continue to look for updates to Shards of a Crystal in the future! Chapter 3 is up. I thought at first it wasn't that good, but you all seem to enjoy it as I now have 12 reviews! Just so you all know, Chapter 4 will still be at Camp Wawanakwa, as I'm writing how our last two important characters get to the new world...which I still haven't got a name for yet. Anyway, the last two coming is between Chris, Chef, and Talen, and to give you guys a hint, one of the guys is dead. So who will go with him to the new world? For what purpose? It's between Chef and Chris, find out in chapter 4...which I just finished! YAY! Chapter 5 is finally up, and I have officially started one of the Total Drama crew's story. Where will it lead? I have some ideas, but all in all, I'm not sure. I have time, though. Sorry for the HUGE delay, I had finals to study for, and life just really piled up on me. Anyway, Chapter 6 will feature a new character, the right hand man of the evil guy! He is...quite evil. That's all I'll say. I have got a good start on it, so look forward to Shards of a Crystal updating in the next few days! All right guys, some info for everyone. Chapter 6 is done, I'm just having computer issues that make it so I can't upload any new chapters. I don't know why this is suddenly occurring, but my guess is that Media.com is behind this mess. Try to be patient, everyone, and I'll try to get this straightened out as soon as I can. Finally, Chapter 7 is done, and it's about a camper who I can sympathize with. Who is that camper? Read and find out!! Wow, my readers must be much more canon than me. Why am I saying that? All I'm saying is that it might not be the obvious choice. But then again, it might be. You're going to have to wait and see. Chapter 8 is up, internal conflicts and all. Will the male model be able to resist the darkness in his heart, or will he give into it? Not going to tell you, however, all stories can't have a happy ending. I'm pleased to say that Chapter 9 is up, no matter what the website says (sometimes I really hate the uploading lag). To finally get things back on track, Chapter 10 is up. I'm not sure when the next chapter will be here, so just wait patiently, people!

Thanks to all of you who read my stories! You all are awesome!

Also, I REALLY LIKE to bold and CAPITALIZE words!!

Favorite video game character of all time is Luigi. He's just always been my favorite video game character, whether it being how we actually have stuff in common (we are both younger brothers we both LOVE the color green), or because he was my favorite character in Super Smash Bros. Also, personally, I think Luigi could easily kill Mario in a fight, on account of all the pent-up rage at being eternally overshadowed. Seriously, that would really suck! Luigi is currently still on Total Brawl Island.

Since I've given the story away, he's not technically on Total Brawl Island anymore. However, in HunterSylux1593's (who doesn't value Luigi nearly as much as I do) continuation, Luigi was voted out after the mansion challenge, with Ganondorf (the first one eliminated) getting the final marshmallow. I'm still slightly angry about that...

He would've been eliminated in about episode 8 or 9, and he would've been in a pairing. And, since that will never be an actual reality, I'm just going to pretend it did, in the world of my imagination...

Movies currently on my AMAZING list: Up, Blindside, Avatar (now that was a movie!)

Bands I'm currently listening to: 3 Doors Down, Creed, Imogen Heap (my favorite artist ever!), Hinder, Switchfoot, and Augustana

Video Games on my awesome list: Dragon Age (possibly the best game I've ever played), Super Smash Bros Brawl and Melee (though Melee was better)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. That's a big percentage! I think that that's a little too big though. Realistically, (maybe) about 40 to 50 percent try it. Either way, I don't get drugs. However, I do understand that I don't live the life you've lived, and I don't have anything against people who use. Just saying. ultimateTORINOR out.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Scalec, DuncanxCourtney4ever, TrueJackVP408, ultimateTORINOR

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

If you think that this was funny than Copy and Paste this into your profile

I have only one phrase after something like this: LOL!

So, yeah. That's pretty much it about me. I could tell you where I lived, and my garage code, and my social security number, but I think you'll forgive me if I don't go into those areas. Sorry for those of you that...wanted that information.

Projects that are developing in the vast contents of my writing and video game obsessed mind...

A possible sequel to Truly a Long Time Ago (as I feel that the story could continue...somehow)

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Total Drama World Tour: Second Season by Fedora Kid reviews
The third act in the "Second Season" series. The second season of Total Drama World Tour has arrived, and fourteen contestants, plus four newcomers, will be battling it out for the ultimate grand prize of two million dollars in the ultimate season.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 193,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Chef Hatchet - Complete
TDI: Heroes Versus Villains by janey1097 reviews
Wawanakwa's got a new, exciting competition on the docket: twelve Total Drama heroes against twelve villains! Campers are plucked from all over the interweb. Inside: the hiatus ends, but Chris is ready to scrap the old contestants and get new ones. That is unless some pirates, veterans, exiles, and a reality-warping laptop have anything to say about it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,711 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Morning Sun by Shadowed Theatre reviews
Sequel to Rain. Gwen and Trent have found out breaking up is hard, is getting back together any easier?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Trent, Gwen
Bridgekiel to Paradise by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Bridgette wins the grand prize for TD, and takes everyone to a place she's wanted to visit since she was a child. Though surfing was the first thing on her mind, shy Ezekiel slowly becomes what she wants most. A mature Bridgette/Ezekiel story.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,432 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Bridgette, Ezekiel] [Tyler, Izzy]
The Last Promise by Shadowed Theatre reviews
In Courtney's mind, these were the worst words in the world. The final words he said to her...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Total Drama RPG by MachSpeed Harmonus Sentinalus reviews
rpg version of total drama island. please Read&Review, chapter 25 is up, i am finally finished
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,156 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Rain by Shadowed Theatre reviews
After all is said and done, how do Gwen and Trent pick up the pieces after the damage is done?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Cheers by hawktakesflight reviews
A group of Smashers are trapped inside the Mansion after the teleporters fail. All seems fine - until one by one they start dropping dead. Suspicions rise, but all hope seems impossible. Complete, many thanks to those who R&Red. Ch 7: To Your Health
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,999 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
23 Presents by Imagi reviews
He was homeschooled, crude and sexist. He didn’t fit in and he certainly didn’t belong. So why on earth would he send them a Christmas present? Holiday story featuring the TDI cast. Be prepared you are in for one heck of a wild ride. :D Enjoy! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,496 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ezekiel - Complete
The Wedding by Winter-Rae reviews
Bridgette and Ezekiel are putting the final touches on their wedding, which is in two days. With friends arriving and some things going wrong are they going to make it to the big day? Main pairing: Bridgette/Ezekiel
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,881 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is by Winter-Rae reviews
How some of my favourite Total Drama Island pairings spend their Christmas. Each pairing gets their own chapter. Pairings: Justin/Beth, Harold/Eva, Duncan/LeShawna, Noah/Gwen, Ezekiel/Izzy, Harold/Bridgette.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
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Total Drama the New Challenge reviews
Chris' new scheme for ratings has left the remaining campers in a strange place: a different reality! What possible challenge could there be? Who will they meet? More importantly, is anything real? Stay tuned to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,696 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010
Shards of a Crystal reviews
The campers of TDI and Chef are alone in a new world, tasked with saving it from an evil tyrant. Along the way, certain campers will do all they can towards this end, while others will decide that an evil tyrant isn't such a bad thing after all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Total Brawl Island: The NEW Series reviews
The video game characters are going to be stationed in a mansion in a race for survival! Sounds easy enough...though, this mansion is a product of Chris Maclean's mind, so nothing will go as planned for the remaining contestants! This story is revived...
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Faded reviews
One man's dream leads to a tournament where characters from all the different world's compete. After it finally ends, Master Hand thinks his dream is a success. However, someone among them might have other plans...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010
Truly a Long Time Ago reviews
Gwen has some terrible news for Trent. Will this heartbreaking news take him over the edge? Songfic, and the song is Speeding Cars by Imogen Heap. R&R if you could!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
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