Author has written 7 stories for Digimon, Stargate: SG-1, Warcraft, Bible, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Harry Potter, Halo, and Fate/stay night.
Full Name: Kieren "Raptor" Gallagher
D.O.B.: Classified "Beyond Top-Secret"
Appearance: Not much is known about this person. However, all that is known is that he is 5'9" tall. He also tends to talk to himself for no apparent reason, seemingly in unknown languages. Skilled at impersonating voices.
Favorite Food: *Me* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU F*KING DOING HERE?!
*C.I.A Operative* Holy Shit!!! (pulls out gun)
*Me* (Vanishes from sight, rips gun out of hand, and shoot C.I.A Operative in the back of the head)
*C.I.A Operative* (keels over with his brains blown out the front of his head)
*Me* (sits down in chair after pushing dead person out)(sigh) Sorry 'bout that, guys. Damn C.I.A, always doing shit like that... anyway, yeah my nickname is Raptor, although my older brother calls me Kezza. I kind of came up with my nickname... haven't gone back since =D. Hmmm... my favorite food... that would be PIZZA!!
Current Happenings: Handed in two assignments for school, reading and blowing things up in Bad Company 2
CONTACT AT: firstname.lastname@example.org
Member of the Brotherhood of the Pen! Rank: Beta 27
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (sorta a goth...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying John-Doe.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be a sadistic bastard.
If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this to your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste this to your profile to help him in his plans for world domination! MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Signs you're an avid reader:
You can't go thirty seconds without picking up a book
You stay up until ridiculous hours reading
You get pissed when people interrupt your "reading time" (e.g.: *MUM* You need to mow the lawn! *YOU* FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M READING!!!!)
You just have to finish the chapter no matter what
You just continue reading even after you've finished the chapter
You need to be told dozens of times that dinner is ready because you're so absorbed by your book
You have wet dreams about books (may not actually happen)
If the above happens, when you wake up and find your book covered in unmentionables, you jump up and scream, then run around the house like a chicken with it's head chopped off, and only stop when you run head first into a wall, door and/or window at full speed, knocking yourself out
If any of these signs apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, one-village-idiot, SPARTAN-25, TenWings, UltimateFanJob123
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list. UltimateFanJob123,
If you are a homophobe, you are no friend of mine. So just go ahead and leave now!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time, because even the teachers at her high school bullied her because she is dating a woman.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room because he was male.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the foster parents who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me, but they are not allowed because they are gay men.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. A group of men kicked me half to death because I love another man.
I am the sister who had to read the eulogy at my brothers funeral when he hung himself. My parents refused to go because he loved another man, and killed himself two weeks before he graduated because my father kicked him out and my mother refused to help him. I am the sister who left home with him, and because I choose right over my parents, I will never see them again.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me, because I am a transsexual male.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the female domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me, because I live with another woman.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind, the kind who love “the wrong sex“.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Stargate SG-1 fanfiction
X-over of all Stargate series
Part 1 of ??? of the Stargate Origin's Series
Pairing(s): Massive OCness
Summary: When the soul and mind of a teenager from our world is shunted into the Stargate Universe, he doesn't realize it at first... until he gets a visit from some very familiar faces. He then joins the SGC and uses his knowledge of the series and understanding of the Ancient Language to help discover the exact reason the Ancient's died out 10,000 years ago, and how the human race came to be their inheritors. But when he is unexpectedly abducted by Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet, and told that he is an Ancient, he quickly realizes that everything is not as it seems. Continuing his quest to find the reason his predecessors died out, he enlists the help of Atlantis, and SG-1... minus Vala. From there, they head off into the unknown, a few universal crossovers, and the occasional smut party between to teens who've known each other since Kindergarten. On indefinite hiatus
Stargate: New Dawn
Stagate SG-1/Harry Potter X-over
Alternate Timeline for Stargate Origin's Series
Pairing(s): HP/HrG, OC/OC
Summary: In an unexpected turn, a simple computer glitch strands the 1st Extragalactic Expeditionary Force in hyperspace for 240 years. Leaving the Stargate Universe, the cross the invisible barrier between it and every other universe in the multiverse. In another unexpectedtwist, they end up in a universe where magic is real, and so is a certain series of books. This sets up the most twisted adventure that I as a writer can come up with. Great Races Alliance plus one. On indefinite hiatus
Alternate Universe (AU) Fiction
Genre: Fantasy/Sci-Fi with Yuri Romance added later
Pairing(s): SPARTAN-B312 / Noble Six/Human (Hunter)
Summary: It's over... Reach is gone... Noble Team was picked off one by one... First Jorge, then Kat, followed by Carter and Emile. Jun... well, I don't know about him. Last I saw him was with Dr. Halsey... But that doesn't matter. As for me... well, let's just say things are just getting started. I'm Noble Six, and this is my story after Reach... On creative hiatus due to writers block and my Advanced Diploma
Magical Device Gungnir
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (continues into A's, StrikerS, ViVid and Force)
Alternate Universe (AU) Self Insert Fiction
Pairing(s): Eventual Fate/SI
Summary: I'm watching Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha for the very first time when I'm twelve. Suddenly, I'm sucked into the anime and given my own Intelligent Device, Gungnir, to aid me. I just want to go home! Not save the world from the Jewel Seeds. But to do that, I need the Jewel Seeds. And so, I take up the reigns, crack the whip, and guide the sun through the sky!
Armored Core: Legends
Naruto/Armored Core X-over
A semi-original story that takes elements of Naruto and Armored Core 4/For Answer and combines them with a liberal dosing of alien invasion with a twist. Released in an episodic chapters, it will contain super soldiers developed from the DNA of the Nine Tailed Beasts, each piloting... you guessed it, Armored Core NEXTs. When finished, I plan to have it span a decade, maybe five seasons (each released as a separate fic), with an epilogue at the end of Season 5 set five years after the series ends, giving a brief summary of what happened, and a teaser for the sequel series.
Armored Core: Legends of the Rebellion
Code Geass/Armored Core X-over
Code Geass Alternate Universe (AU) Fiction
Pairing(s): Lelouch (Zero)/Kallen, OC/?
Planned sequel series to Armored Core: Legends. Two seasons, both following the Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion/R2 anime/manga (mainly anime). Again, will be released episodically. A tear in the fabric of space-time sends Masaki on another adventure, this time to overthrowing a tyrannical empire. Let's find out just how the Knightmare Frames fare against a NEXT. As you can imagine, probably not well... Even the Lancelot will be in trouble.
Armored Core: Legends RE: Ignite
Naruto/Armored Core X-over
This time it's real. The last book in the Legends Trilogy. Basically, OC arrives in Naruto verse, hides NEXT, is coerced into attacking Konoha while in biju form, OC get's sealed inside Naruko, shakes off genjutsu, and trains Naruko in everything she knows, including piloting a NEXT. No more information is set. Again, want to work on the first series first.