Author has written 3 stories for Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, and Clue.
Hi everyone! Well I guess this space here is for typing stuff so that is what i will do. Most of the importent stuff is on the bottom.
Favorites: Current Obsession: Bellatrix Lestrange :)
TITLE: super duper awesome possum matchmaker! (Broadway Babe WA is one too!)
Colors: Lime green and pink! My bf favorite color is black and it all matches isnt that just great! hahahah
Movies: Date Night, Planet of the Apes (new one), Four Christmases, All Harry Potter Movies, RV, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Edward Sissorhands, Fantastic Mr. Fox (Meryl Streep i love you!), Coraline, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice (if you haven't seen ones of these movies go see them now! I mean it get up and go see it RIGHT NOW!!)
Books:Wicked, A Little Bit Wicked, The Funny Thing Is..., Harry Potter, What I saw and How I Lied, Evil Genius
Musicals: Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Guys and Dolls, Promises Promises, Phantom of the Opera!!
Actors/Actresses:Kristin Chenoweth, Helena Bonham Carter, Meryl Streep, Tim Burton (does he count?), Johnny Depp, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, myself (jk jk) everyone on NCIS
TV shows:Pushing Daisies (please bring it back), NCIS, House, The Middle, Modern Family, Psych, The Soup, Community, The Office, 30 Rock, Family Guy, and many more!
Music: Anything but Rap (the candy is always better without the Rapper) and Hip Hop
Ned/Olive: Whyy couldnt this happen ahhh it would have been a match made in heaven!
Ziva/Tony: Everyone knows this is going to happen sometime there is no avoiding it
Flo/Chad: The commercial people! i know im a match maker (flo: progressive, chad: alltel)
Lovett/Todd: Just amazing nothing can beat the coolness of these two... well they are as cool as olive and ned
Bellatrix/Voldemort: They are crazy they belong together! (i just try to think of voldie more as tom riddle form cuz he is cuter that way)
Bellatrix/Rodolphus: They are cuter then volie and bella... i like them
April/Will: Why won't Glee let this happen they are too dang cute together!
Joker/Harley Quinn: My second and third fav. villains THEY ARE SO DANG CUTE AND EVIL TOGETHER... it is sweet lol!
PUSHING DAISIES QUOTES:
Olive: Oh, isn't it great we can joke? Now that we that we know that there's nothing going on between us and never was. It can be funny. I bet this sort of thing happens all the time between adults. Mixed romantic messages. In no time we'll be looking back and laugh until we wet the rug. Which we'll then want to shampoo. Couple times. Possibly three, depending on what we were drinking.
Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Chuck: What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Olive: What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!
Olive: I'm sure it's just the mailman. Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman
Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Will: Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment.
April Rhodes: I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down.
April Rhodes: Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate!
Mrs. Lovett: better you should think she was dead
"My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama! I carried you around for nine months.' What did Tim do? He just had sex with me. It was all fun for Tim. All gain."
"Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once."
"Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine!"
"it better than shrimp which I've heard most of my life. Shrimpo, shrimpy, littler person"
...days that move slower than a sleepwalking turtle...
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
What's with all the disorters these days?! When I was young all we had was crazy people!
- Ellen Degeneres
I blame the microwave for most of our problems... I mean if something gets that hot without fire is from the Devil!
Helenaworld the number one place to stalk Helena!
I would like to think of myself as a Snook and a Lestrange. Both because I am insane and also sweet at the same time... well does that even make sense... probably not.
Would being Bellatrix Lestrange be fun you might ask? Well that is easy would you like to torture people you hate without any consequences? Would you want to have a smokin' hot hubby? Would you like to work for the Dark Lord? I mean what's not to love!
Continue to read! PLEASE! I know you want to!
Wood type: Maple
Length: 11½ inches
1) When you get mad at anyone that insults Bellatrix… then you threaten to Crucio them.
~You Say Pink~
I Say Black
ALL THE SAME
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "Yeah Gregorovitch' You keep saying 'Gregotovitch." Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ewww why couldn't it have been a Bellatrix quote?) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Bookshelf Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:35 Now look at a clock. What is the actual time? 10:08 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
"Yeah Gregorovitch' You keep saying 'Gregotovitch." Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ewww why couldn't it have been a Bellatrix quote?)
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mom talking on the phone
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
after school Walking home
Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfiction What are you wearing? pink t-shirt, pink pajama pants Did you dream last night? Yup When did you last laugh? Today after my great aunt said shit. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Drawings See anything weird lately? an old lady in a hummer with a poodle on her lap giving someone the finger What do you think of this quiz? This is a quiz? What is the last film you saw? You Again (GO SEE IT!) If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy PROMISES PROMISES TICKETS! Tell me something about you I don't know: I really think you are going to stalk me and kill me If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make the Harry Potter world real... and I could be in it! (lol im such a dork) Do you like to dance? Yes sometimes George Bush: Idiot... Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Harleen Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? James, Carter, Peter
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
What are you wearing?
pink t-shirt, pink pajama pants
Did you dream last night?
When did you last laugh?
Today after my great aunt said shit.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
See anything weird lately?
an old lady in a hummer with a poodle on her lap giving someone the finger
What do you think of this quiz?
This is a quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
You Again (GO SEE IT!)
If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy
PROMISES PROMISES TICKETS!
Tell me something about you I don't know:
I really think you are going to stalk me and kill me
If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make the Harry Potter world real... and I could be in it! (lol im such a dork)
Do you like to dance?
Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
James, Carter, Peter
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!" 2) You have the movie memorized 3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives. 6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles. 7) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett 8) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney. 9) You WISH with all of your heart that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part (at which i cried and begged the tv to make her come back to life and live happily with sweeney). 10) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next. 11) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it. (It is pretty bloody and cannibalistic after all), but you're still dissappointed. BUT... If people say they don't like Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, or Tim Burton... then you pull out your razor. 12) Whenever Johnny gets down to his low voice such as his 'I want you bleeders' voice, or his whisper, the 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit. And the vermin of the world inhabit it-' after No Place Like London... You want to shriek or run up to the TV set and kiss it. ; D. 13) if you had to die, you'd rather die by his razor, with Johnny's sexy but evil Sweeney face being the last thing you see. 14) When Sweeney and Lovett are singing and dancing around the oven you scream and yell "WATCH OUT MRS. LOVETT HE IS TRICKING YOU HE IS GOING TO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Ten Years: How long has it been? How much longer must I wait till the Dark Lord returns to set me free? How much longer must I wait to hold my little boy in my arms? Ten years, ten years I have waited for his return! TEN! My little Ain would be ten years old. Going off to Hogwarts next year, he will be surrounded by mudbloods and half-bloods! And the boy WHO LIVED! The baby that destroyed my life, my family’s life! The Dark Lord!
Pushing Olive: Olive Snook has had a hard life... after meeting Ned will it get any better? How about when a unknown sister comes into the picture, another man, drugs, family craziness and a new baby! What will happen? Why don't you read and find out?!
The cherry on top! what my characters think about meee!!!
Bellatrix Lestrange: Wow... she is kind of insane... we should crucio her... oh wait!! SHE IS MY LONG LOST DAUGHTER! (jk jk haha)
What I am going to say to my famous idols when I meet them... if I ever do... which I am planing to do... so it must happen... or I'm screwed.
Kristin Chenoweth: OH MY GOSH! *squeal* Ms. Chenoweth I would like to tell you, thank you for opening my eyes to the musical side of the world and the wonderfulness that comes with it. I am sorry that wonderfulness might not be a word but I am too excited to care. You are my idol and thank you for brighten my day with your music and comedy. You have saved me from some pretty dark days.
Helena Bonham Carter: Thank you for being so different! Sweeney Todd is one of my favorite musicals ever thank you for portraying Mrs. Lovett perfectly. Your strive and determination... and ADD makes me really want to join the show biz. Your wonderful talent in every movie just make them the best ever. And no one could play Bellatrix Lestrange like you could.
Johnny Depp: Wow... Mr. Depp you are just wonderful. One of the most talented actors in the biz. And I think I am saying for the whole 99.9999% of the worlds females that love you. Thank you for you great work. Keep it up! LOVE YOU *HUGS HIM*
(more coming soon)