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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2194588, Profile Updated: 10-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, and Clue.

Hi everyone! Well I guess this space here is for typing stuff so that is what i will do. Most of the importent stuff is on the bottom.

i
adore
admire
love
stalk
dream about but not in that way. or do i? (i do not!)
drool over
faint every time i see a picture of
will commit suicide if i never meet
%100 obessed with
Helena Bonham Carter & Kristin Chenoweth

Favorites: Current Obsession: Bellatrix Lestrange :)

TITLE: super duper awesome possum matchmaker! (Broadway Babe WA is one too!)

Colors: Lime green and pink! My bf favorite color is black and it all matches isnt that just great! hahahah

Movies: Date Night, Planet of the Apes (new one), Four Christmases, All Harry Potter Movies, RV, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Edward Sissorhands, Fantastic Mr. Fox (Meryl Streep i love you!), Coraline, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice (if you haven't seen ones of these movies go see them now! I mean it get up and go see it RIGHT NOW!!)

Books:Wicked, A Little Bit Wicked, The Funny Thing Is..., Harry Potter, What I saw and How I Lied, Evil Genius

Musicals: Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Guys and Dolls, Promises Promises, Phantom of the Opera!!

Actors/Actresses:Kristin Chenoweth, Helena Bonham Carter, Meryl Streep, Tim Burton (does he count?), Johnny Depp, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, myself (jk jk) everyone on NCIS

TV shows:Pushing Daisies (please bring it back), NCIS, House, The Middle, Modern Family, Psych, The Soup, Community, The Office, 30 Rock, Family Guy, and many more!

Music: Anything but Rap (the candy is always better without the Rapper) and Hip Hop


Favorite Couples:

Ned/Olive: Whyy couldnt this happen ahhh it would have been a match made in heaven!

Ziva/Tony: Everyone knows this is going to happen sometime there is no avoiding it

Flo/Chad: The commercial people! i know im a match maker (flo: progressive, chad: alltel)

Lovett/Todd: Just amazing nothing can beat the coolness of these two... well they are as cool as olive and ned

Bellatrix/Voldemort: They are crazy they belong together! (i just try to think of voldie more as tom riddle form cuz he is cuter that way)

Bellatrix/Rodolphus: They are cuter then volie and bella... i like them

April/Will: Why won't Glee let this happen they are too dang cute together!

Joker/Harley Quinn: My second and third fav. villains THEY ARE SO DANG CUTE AND EVIL TOGETHER... it is sweet lol!


Favorite Quotes:

PUSHING DAISIES QUOTES:

Olive: Oh, isn't it great we can joke? Now that we that we know that there's nothing going on between us and never was. It can be funny. I bet this sort of thing happens all the time between adults. Mixed romantic messages. In no time we'll be looking back and laugh until we wet the rug. Which we'll then want to shampoo. Couple times. Possibly three, depending on what we were drinking.

Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!

Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive: Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.
Emerson: Fair-rier?
Olive: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.

Chuck: What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Olive: Like a hypoglycemic werewolf!

Olive: What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!

Olive: I'm sure it's just the mailman. Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman

Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive:
That wasn't the truth bus. That was the bitchy, cross town express.

Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck:
Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson:
Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car!

GLEE QUOTES:

Will: Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment.
April:
What's this now.
Will:
Yeah, so... I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live... uh... because I'm getting a divorce.
April:
Divorce! So you're free to date? And by "date," I mean sleep with people, and by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people - people like me! Kidding. Not really.

April Rhodes: I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down.

April Rhodes: Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate!

RANDOM QUOTES:

Mrs. Lovett: better you should think she was dead
Yes, I'd lied 'cos I love you!
Sweeney Todd:
Helena...*thinks* That's not the good name, is it?
*everyone laughs on the set*
Tim Burton:
*Laughs* Alright People, from the begin!

"My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama! I carried you around for nine months.' What did Tim do? He just had sex with me. It was all fun for Tim. All gain."
-Helena Bonham Carter :)

"Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once."
-Helena Bonham Carter :)

"Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine!"
-Urban Dictionary about Helena Bonham Carter

"it better than shrimp which I've heard most of my life. Shrimpo, shrimpy, littler person"
- Kristin Chenoweth

...days that move slower than a sleepwalking turtle...
-Broadway Babe WA, Shattered and Healed Dreams

Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: polishing his razor He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: relieved Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles.
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

What's with all the disorters these days?! When I was young all we had was crazy people!

- Ellen Degeneres

I blame the microwave for most of our problems... I mean if something gets that hot without fire is from the Devil!
- Ellen Degeneres

Helenaworld the number one place to stalk Helena!
-the-sadisticalovett-nutcase

I would like to think of myself as a Snook and a Lestrange. Both because I am insane and also sweet at the same time... well does that even make sense... probably not.
-ME!

Would being Bellatrix Lestrange be fun you might ask? Well that is easy would you like to torture people you hate without any consequences? Would you want to have a smokin' hot hubby? Would you like to work for the Dark Lord? I mean what's not to love!
-Me! again!

Continue to read! PLEASE! I know you want to!


being the dork that i am i went and found out what kind of wand i would have hahaha here it is

Wood type: Maple

Length: 11½ inches
Core: Dragon Heartstring (same core as BELLATRIX HOLY CRAPP!)


How you know you’re obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange? If you say “OMG I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!” and then laugh for more than one of these… you are obsessed.

1) When you get mad at anyone that insults Bellatrix… then you threaten to Crucio them.
2) You tend to talk about killing Molly Weasley. *growls* I hate that women! Ok not hate but dislike greatly… well I did like her for the first six books then the seventh I just began to hate her all of a sudden… wonder why?
3) You know all of her lines in the books. You can say them on command. People make you say them on command.
4) You have an excellent well planned, well rehearsed excuse/reason for everything Bellatrix does in the books
5) You tend to end long explanations like this... "And that is why Bellatrix should torture Harry because it would be hilarious." or “And that is why you should join the Death Eaters." or "And that's why Bellatrix is really alive.”
6) Whenever someone says "Let's make a promise" people ask if you'll be their bonder.
7) When you begin to talk to someone they stop you and ask “Is this about Bellatrix?”
8) You plan to name one of your future children after her.
9) When you got to page 736 in the seventh book you scream “NO YOU’RE THE BITCH” and then sob uncontrollably when you finish the next page.
10) You can’t talk five minutes without saying Bellatrix once.
11) Your boyfriend rolled his eyes for the first time after you started your Bellatrix rant.
12) When someone say Bellatrix is insane you say "NO SHE ISN'T! The Longbottoms are insane!" (insert stupid person's reply here) "I KNOW THE CRUCIATUS CURSE! ARE YOU GOING TO DEBATE ME ON THIS!?"
13) You have run down a hallway in SCHOOL!!! (this is totally the truth) and sang as loud as you could "I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!!! YOU COMIN' TO GET ME?!"
14) Your best friend calls you Bellatrix and you call her Sirius...


~You Say Pink~

I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Sweeney Todd
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Rap
I Say sucks!
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different…
And That You All Are

ALL THE SAME


Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Yeah Gregorovitch' You keep saying 'Gregotovitch." Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ewww why couldn't it have been a Bellatrix quote?)

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Bookshelf

Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:35

Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

10:08

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom talking on the phone

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

after school Walking home

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

What are you wearing?

pink t-shirt, pink pajama pants

Did you dream last night?

Yup

When did you last laugh?

Today after my great aunt said shit.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings

See anything weird lately?

an old lady in a hummer with a poodle on her lap giving someone the finger

What do you think of this quiz?

This is a quiz?

What is the last film you saw?

You Again (GO SEE IT!)

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy

PROMISES PROMISES TICKETS!

Tell me something about you I don't know:

I really think you are going to stalk me and kill me

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make the Harry Potter world real... and I could be in it! (lol im such a dork)

Do you like to dance?

Yes sometimes

George Bush:

Idiot...

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Harleen

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

James, Carter, Peter


Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!" 2) You have the movie memorized 3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives. 6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles. 7) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett 8) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney. 9) You WISH with all of your heart that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part (at which i cried and begged the tv to make her come back to life and live happily with sweeney). 10) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next. 11) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it. (It is pretty bloody and cannibalistic after all), but you're still dissappointed. BUT... If people say they don't like Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, or Tim Burton... then you pull out your razor. 12) Whenever Johnny gets down to his low voice such as his 'I want you bleeders' voice, or his whisper, the 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit. And the vermin of the world inhabit it-' after No Place Like London... You want to shriek or run up to the TV set and kiss it. ; D. 13) if you had to die, you'd rather die by his razor, with Johnny's sexy but evil Sweeney face being the last thing you see. 14) When Sweeney and Lovett are singing and dancing around the oven you scream and yell "WATCH OUT MRS. LOVETT HE IS TRICKING YOU HE IS GOING TO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

RE-POST MY FRIENNNNNDDDSSS!!!!

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes (or always) evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

STORY INFO:
BOTH OF MY STORY ARE LACKING UPDATES! SORRY! MY FAULT BUT LIFE IS HECTIC I WILL BE POSTING AGAIN WHEN I FIND TIME I PROMISE!

Ten Years: How long has it been? How much longer must I wait till the Dark Lord returns to set me free? How much longer must I wait to hold my little boy in my arms? Ten years, ten years I have waited for his return! TEN! My little Ain would be ten years old. Going off to Hogwarts next year, he will be surrounded by mudbloods and half-bloods! And the boy WHO LIVED! The baby that destroyed my life, my family’s life! The Dark Lord!

Favorite Rod and Bella Pic: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/334/b/8/lestrange_love_by_makani.jpg

Second Fav.: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/247/c/8/Bella_and_Roddy_by_nami86.jpg

Rod & Rab funny!!: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs6/PRE/i/2005/073/d/6/death_eater_brothers_by_makani.jpg

Pushing Olive: Olive Snook has had a hard life... after meeting Ned will it get any better? How about when a unknown sister comes into the picture, another man, drugs, family craziness and a new baby! What will happen? Why don't you read and find out?!


The cherry on top! what my characters think about meee!!!

Bellatrix Lestrange: Wow... she is kind of insane... we should crucio her... oh wait!! SHE IS MY LONG LOST DAUGHTER! (jk jk haha)
Rodolphus Lestrange: Hate her.
Rabastan Lestrange: Well she is ok... I guess
Olive Snook: Will she be my drinkin' buddy?!
Lauren Lands: Will she stop torturing my family! AND LIFE!! PLEASE!!!
April Rhodes: She's nuts... WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE!!! I'VE GOT ENOUGH CRAP TO DEAL WITH AS IT IS!!!
Carrie Snook: MOMMYYYY! *runs over and hugs me* (and yes i do consider myself to be carrie's mother because duhh i created her!!!)

What I am going to say to my famous idols when I meet them... if I ever do... which I am planing to do... so it must happen... or I'm screwed.

Kristin Chenoweth: OH MY GOSH! *squeal* Ms. Chenoweth I would like to tell you, thank you for opening my eyes to the musical side of the world and the wonderfulness that comes with it. I am sorry that wonderfulness might not be a word but I am too excited to care. You are my idol and thank you for brighten my day with your music and comedy. You have saved me from some pretty dark days.

Helena Bonham Carter: Thank you for being so different! Sweeney Todd is one of my favorite musicals ever thank you for portraying Mrs. Lovett perfectly. Your strive and determination... and ADD makes me really want to join the show biz. Your wonderful talent in every movie just make them the best ever. And no one could play Bellatrix Lestrange like you could.

Johnny Depp: Wow... Mr. Depp you are just wonderful. One of the most talented actors in the biz. And I think I am saying for the whole 99.9999% of the worlds females that love you. Thank you for you great work. Keep it up! LOVE YOU *HUGS HIM*

(more coming soon)

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Burn Now by Lamia of the Dark reviews
AU. After the fall of the Dark Lord, Lucius and Rodolphus end up in Azkaban. Narcissa has an emotional breakdown and quickly turns into a drug addict, and Bellatrix is stuck raising Draco on her own. BellaxVoldemort in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Draco M.
Tempus Fugit, part I by Alizorah reviews
Months after the events at Helheim, Lara Croft finally feels the effects of her traumatic and devastating experiences. As soon as she comes to terms with the reality of her newly dismal life, the former adventurer finds herself haunted by the darkest parts of her past, throwing Lara and her companions into their most dangerous journey yet- one that will change their lives forever.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,587 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
A Poisonous Flower by Carameltoff reviews
Celosia Lestrange, the unfortunate daughter of Bellatrix, was an ordinary pureblood girl. But she got too close to her enemies, and love can make you do some dangerous things... Stuck in a family where death follows like a plague, how will she decide which side she's on? Features Bellatrix, Harry and many other Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,588 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., OC, Barty C. Jr.
The Blonde and the Brunette by xBadxRomancesx reviews
Nellie and Ben had a daughter that Ben never knew about. And Lucy left Johanna in Nellie's care. When Sweeney comes home, they seem like one, happy family. But secrets, want for revenge, and romance may tear Sweeney Todd's family apart once again.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Little Stars by bellastrange51 reviews
Her first word was CRUCIO. The story of the daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,505 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Savior by Broadway Babe WA reviews
It's three years after the McKinly glee club graduated. Something bad has happened to Rachel who is now a Broadway star and she goes to Will for help. Collaborator mArTiNaMcBrIdErOx91
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,474 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rachel B., Will S.
National Geographic by QueVeeBee reviews
Seth reads an article on wolf mating in a National Geographic magazine which leads to an interesting series of events between his alpha and sister. BLACKWATER. Rated M for language and future lemons. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,062 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jacob, Leah
The Demon Barber Is Alive! by drivenbyrevenge reviews
Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,211 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Boy Who Died by oceans-of-light reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Beyond Redemption by unamuerte reviews
What if: Judge Turpin never died? Sweeney burns Nellie, but the Judge rescues her? Once he discovers Nellie is in the clutches of the Judge, Sweeney realises he loves her. But is he beyond redemption? Which man will win Nellie’s heart? Eventual Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,569 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin
The Basket by Broadway Babe WA reviews
What if Glinda had secrets of her own? We already know Elphaba's side of Oz. What about Glinda's? There's more behind the story the Wizard of Oz than you think, even beyond Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Glinda U., Dorothy G.
More than Nothing by akcott reviews
NOLIVE! It will make you say "Aaaaaaawww!" Very sweet, very cute. This is how the world of Pushing Daisies should be, with Ned and Olive happy together forever.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Chosen One by MrsMargeryLovett reviews
There was a second Potter child, forgotten on the night of her parents death. Adopted by the infamous Bellatrix Lestrange, and lusted over by the filth of the Death Eaters, will the true Chosen One ever be revealed? Rated T for teenage sex later on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,152 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Locked Up Harlequin by TheViolentFemme reviews
The previously unreleased case files of Prisoner #Q091192 aka Harleen Quinzel aka Harley Quinn. This is a PREQUEL to the game. UPDATE: CHAPTER 3 UP
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harley Q.
Deception by ff345 reviews
Unable to bear living with her unrequited love any longer, Mrs. Lovett hatches a plan to finally make Sweeney Todd hers - but oh what a tangled web we weave, when once we practice to deceive…
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 173,557 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Vermilion by HarleyQuinnClownPrincess reviews
Harley is out of Arkham and is back working as a psychologist, everything is fine she's even got a man in her life again. But every thing is turned upside down when the past comes back to haunt her. Rated M to be safe.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harley Quinn
Sweet Child O' Mine by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
It's everything at once for Bellatrix as she begins preparation for her NEWTS:she's fighting with her boyfriend, her sisters are driving her mad, and oh yeah...she's pregnant at 16. How will she deal when she must uphold the name of Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,771 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bellatrix L.
I Wouldn't Say Never by Grey-EyedGirl reviews
How I want Pushing Daisies to end. A look into Olive and Ned's possible future. Chuck leaves for Egypt, and Ned realizes he may just have feelings for Olive, but when Chuck returns will Ned finally choose who he wants to be with? Noliveness! Please R&R
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
April Rhodes Act I by Broadway Babe WA reviews
April Rhodes "Glee" goes to NY after dropping out of high school and her life goes crazy. Takes place in PD world. Includes RENT Bohemians and a handful of OCs. T for themes. Cowriter whatslifereally. WARNING: Might not make sense. BE IN FOR A SOAP OPERA
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Vice and Virtue by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Bellatrix is starting her death eater career, Andromeda has a secret that treatens to ruin her life, and Narcissa is pregnant. Takes place during their Hogwarts years. Rated M for mature themes and physical abuse. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,624 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
Sister Of A Baker by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Mrs. Lovett's sister decides to pay her a visit. Nothing has even been good between them and when Sweeney learns who Mrs. Lovett's sister is, he understands why. Sisters to disagree in life, also disagree in pies. Not a good summary, story is better!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Forgive Me For My Sins by JamesLuver reviews
The Devil will be the death of Sweeney Todd, tempting him with the promise of his revenge. Sweeney Todd will be the death of Nellie Lovett, tempting her with her desires. But nothing is ever simple. Toby unwittingly puts the barber and the baker in danger and they are thrust into the midst of a vicious game of life and death. A game that must come full circle. ON HIATUS.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - [Sweeney T., Eleanor L.]
The Not So Friendly Florist of Feet Street by drivenbyrevenge reviews
The wonderful world of Teeney Swodd and Lellie Novett! Johanna is a masculine emo, Anthony is quite possibly a hobo,Toby wears an afro wig, Pirelli is an Indian con-artist, and the whole story is just basically screwed up! Exactly why you should read it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
His Brother, Her Lover R&R by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
Bella is caught up in a secret love affair with of all people, Rabastan Lestrange. R&R. new summary, which I suck at. Started out as a one shot, but has just been expanded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rabastan L.
There Is No Love Without Pain by BellatrixBlackLovett reviews
Mrs. Lovett lived for Sweeney. She carried his baby and showed him her love but that all changed when her heart was stolen by a woman. A woman who Nellie could never be without. M for abuse and sexual content. Written with Grapenut01 R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,631 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B.
Parenthood by PeersHitInMoscow reviews
A situational story of what would happen if Harley and The Joker had a kid. Sorry if the characters are OOC, it's my first time writing them. I don't know if I'm going to continue this. Rate and Review, please! :D
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
One Less Bell To Answer by TinyTexan06 reviews
One-Shot, April/Will fic. I love them, I can't help it! What REALLY happened after that musical number?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Will S., April R.
Hello, Apathy by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It was complicated, as Ziva had stated plenty of times. However, with the sudden appearance of Tony, everything needs to be straightened out before they go back to normal. Eventual Tiva. Warning: FF took out my break marks.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,038 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Interview With A Witch by Leia Emberblaze reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask the the Wicked characters questions? Here's your opportunity! Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the other characters are waiting to be interviewed! This is sure to get very funny very fast...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Where I Want to Be by Permanent Rose reviews
April's made a lot of mistakes, but she keeps coming back to the one man who can set her straight. April/Will
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/4/2010 - April R., Will S. - Complete
Blood and Tears by BlinkYourEyes reviews
I changed the ending. This is what i think should have happened in the BakeHouse. One-shot. Rated T for death. I do not own Sweeney Todd or the rest of the people. Only the plot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tobias R., Eleanor L. - Complete
His Only Faithful Servant by Remus Weasley reviews
Voldemort has fallen, and Harry Potter has won. However, the Dark Lord still has one Death Eater who has remained faithful. Taking place directly after the death of Voldemort, this is the story of what would happen if Bellatrix did not die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Searching for Control by JacksonFrost reviews
Rodolphus craves the thrill of the fight, the empowering feeling of domination. He spends his whole life looking for it, but between serving the Dark Lord and being husband to a fierce warrior, he feels like he's always in desperate need of it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bellatrix VS Morrible by Broadway Babe WA reviews
What happens when Bellatrix and Madame Morrible face off in a fight? This, I guess. Written also by whatslifereally who is currently obsessed with Bellatrix so yay boredom I guess. We decided to go evil for the oneshot. WARNING: Major character death
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., M. Morrible - Complete
Good by Leia Emberblaze reviews
My sequel to the musical. What became of Glinda and Elphaba after the curtain fell? What happens when an old foe returns to wreak havoc in Oz? Fiyerba, Gloq, and Gelphie friendship. Lots of action and some fluffy scenes.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
A Way To Make it Through by NCIStivaAddict reviews
Sequel to My Happy Ending. Tony and Ziva are married. What will life throw at them?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To Mend A Broken Heart by alinaandalion reviews
He lost everything in one day, and he never imagined that he could hope to move on, especially with a woman he had left behind.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Dare by NelliethePieAngel reviews
An acquaintance of Sweeney's dares him to play a cruel joke on Mrs. Lovett, to fake loving feelings for her. in the process of this dare, will he actually end up falling in love with her? I really hope you enjoy it, and reviews are loved.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
After the Ever After by WontYouLightMyCandle reviews
Being unsatisfied with the ending of Pushing Daisies I'm writing the ever after. Been done loads but I'll try to keep the sprit of the show and tell you what COULD have happened. Please, please R&R as it's my first non-Rent story :D
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010
Madness by JacksonFrost reviews
She clung to the last shreds of her sanity with all her might, because giving in to the welcoming madness was surrendering, and Bellatrix never surrendered." Bellatrix battles lyssophobia, the fear of going mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
From Hate to Love by FringeDivision2008 reviews
Kate shows up alive and asking for protection; Mossad is after her family and the team rushes to help. They find she is keeping secrets and must accept them to keep Kate alive: especially that she married Ari. Saparate from my other stories.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kate T., Ari H. - Complete
My Happy Ending by NCIStivaAddict reviews
This is a Tiva story. She has an undercover assignment and something goes wrong. He is the only one that knows and can comfort her. Story now Complete. WArning: This summary gets totally forgetten like 3 chapters in. It turns to something else completly.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Side Effects by SoCalKat reviews
While Ziva recovers from a terrible car crash, she learns she has lost her memory of the last four years.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
You And Me, Mr T, By The Beautiful Sea by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
When Mrs. Lovett falls ill, the only way for her to recover is a trip to the seaside. Of course, Toby and Mr. Todd come. Mr. Todd is not thrilled, and tries to make it a miserable trip, but it's so hard with Mrs. Lovett's contagious happiness. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
The Seven Kisses of Bellatrix Black by JacksonFrost reviews
From a child to an adult, Bellatrix Black remembers the significant kisses of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
AHHHH! by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
My first oneshot! Fiyero and Elphie take their kids on a road trip to visit Galinda. Just think, kids, long car ride and two AWESOME parents
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by MissBonhamCartersPoppet reviews
Series about Glinda the Good's marriage to Sir Chuffrey. Hybrid-verse. UPDATE: DISCONTINUED
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Glinda U.
Another Cook Off by voila23xx reviews
when ned gets invited to a three day cook off he brings olive, but does not invite chuck, will she be mad? will olive take advantage of chucks absence? will ned? *shameless Nolive fic.* R&R please!...
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Haunted by S.M.Hoffman reviews
Toby doesn't believe in ghosts or that his shop is haunted, even if his son and wife and everyone else does. But then how can he explain why he sees Mr.Todd and Mrs.Lovett? COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Someone to Watch Over Me by The Lonely Goatherd reviews
Olive is tired of falling in love with the wrong man. But when a stranger makes his way into the gangs life at the Pie Hole Olive suddenly wonders if her woeful years are over. Or is there more to Mr New Guy than meets the eye? OliveOC
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,624 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Story Of Bellatrix Lestrange by sacredpotatoe90210 reviews
Bellatrix turned around to face Molly Weasley right as the bright green curse slammed into her chest. Right before Bellatrix dies, she recalls her past, growing up as a Black. R&R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
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Ten Years reviews
How long has it been? How much longer must I wait till the Dark Lord returns to set me free? How much longer must I wait to hold my little boy in my arms? Ten years, ten years I have waited for his return! BELLA & ROD STORY! well...kind of... you'll see
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rabastan L.
Should I Love You? reviews
The love story between Ms. Scarlett and Mr. Green.
Clue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Pushing Olive reviews
Olive Snook has had a hard life. After meeting Ned will it get any better? How about when a unknown sister comes into the picture, drugs, family craziness and a new baby! What will happen? Why don't you read and find out! Co-Writer: Broadway Babe WA :
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010