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The Pacts of Runaways by Spider Milkshake reviews
Could not resist including a Prime incarnation of Alexis from Armada into the world, especially considering how excellent a character Prime Starscream is. It's a case of snarky teenager meets snarky giant alien robot. Shenanigans ensue. (Takes place shortly after the MECH T-cog incident). Some cursing and references to abuse. Non-slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Starscream, Alexis, Airachnid - Complete
SCP-3922 Test Logs: Happy Tree Friends by nightelf37 reviews
Test Logs covering the Happy Tree Friends episodes if they were modified as a result of SCP-3922. Not marked as a crossover in order to be easier found.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/7/2021 - OC
Mad Maddie by Kit-for-Kat reviews
What's a girl to do when her business is haunted by an evil, animatronic rabbit that smells like dead squirrels and has a penchant for late-night infomercials? AU HORROR/FRIENDSHIP Warning: Language, Strong Violence/Gore, and lots of Laughter! NO Romance! Can't handle? Do not read! [Disclaimer: I do not own any FNAF characters. Only Maddie.]
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,906 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/1/2017 - OC, Springtrap
light me up by Yilena reviews
With demons possessing victims around the city, Marinette has to hide her identity and live as the superhero, Ladybug. The chance to connect and trust someone opens up when she meets Adrien, a fan who's strangely immune to demons. AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Playing Hawkmoth by jayru128 reviews
A short crack AU fic where Gabriel Agreste isn't a horrible person and had no idea he was perceived as a villain. He'd been passionately roleplaying and thought the heroes knew they had a friendly rivalry. This leads to several awkward questions in the reveal, and the question of what to do with their time now. Nathalie isn't being manipulated, and Lila's not present.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Always look on the Dark Side of life by GanHOPE326 reviews
Chancellor Palpatine has revealed himself as the Dark Lord of the Sith; Mace Windu is dead; and Anakin Skywalker has just begrudgingly committed to the Dark Side of the Force. Well, it can't be possibly THAT bad a mistake? Surely there must be an upside to this whole Sith business? After all, no matter how bad things get - you should always look on the Dark Side of life...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala, OC - Complete
SCP Foundation: COVID-19 by Your Average Nutcase reviews
A brief story imagining how the current coronavirus pandemic would occur in the Foundationverse, and how the Foundation would response to an anomalous disease.
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2020
Sweet Mother by MadnessJones reviews
Invader Zim AU: A funeral leads Dib to learn that his family is harboring many secrets. He meets his hateful grandmother, learns of his father's troubled past, and also must stop Zim from taking over earth. Will all of this drive Dib insane?...well, more insane? No pairings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Zim, Dib, Prof. Membrane, OC - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,383 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Bad Day by P-Artsypants reviews
Marinette was Ladybug! This was Adrien's luckiest day ever! Except it wasn't, because all his good luck was used up in one go. Turns out this might be the worst day of his life.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Count Drac-Man by Amaxe reviews
The one where the Avengers mistakenly think Spider-Man is a psychopathic serial killer, and Peter thinks they are after his identity. Insanity ensues. Reveal.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Letters to a Daughter by Umeko reviews
After arriving in Valinor, Elrond writes down his thoughts and experiences in letters addressed to his now mortal daughter. Crack-fic and parody.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 3/26/2019 - Elrond - Complete
Speechless by P-Artsypants reviews
In a world where everyone has a soulmark, the first words their soulmate will say to them, Marinette is born without one. But Adrien Agreste has two. Curious, considering he's mute.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/26/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Trine Me by Just A Random Pencil reviews
Starscream. Air Commander, Megatron's top lieutenant, excellent tactician (or so he claimed). Thundercracker. The Brooder, the Thinker. Skywarp. The Idiot. Megatron didn't see a problem.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Megatron, Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Counting Day by oliviikate reviews
Zim mysteriously leaves Earth one day. Dib, being Dib, chooses to follow. However, he finds himself at a high-security Irken event. Soon, the pair will cross paths, and the entire Irken empire will be rooting for their capture. Cover artwork by Extolleroftrolls on Tumblr! (
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,407 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Elude by TheActualFoxy reviews
Mike never imagined that he would return to the pizzeria and face the overly attached animatronics yet again. What's worse, they're extremely avid to make him a part of their family, which involves stuffing him into a suit. WARNINGS: Gore and small hints of romance
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,125 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Making Connections by HanHannie reviews
Captain America tears off the mask of the one and only Spiderman only to reveal that he is a child underneath. What he doesn't realize is that fifteen year old, Peter Parker is a foster child in the child care system and Peter wants it to stay that way. Can Peter keep his secret while training with the Avengers? Can he keep himself from making connections in case he gets sent away?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The 30 minute fall by vala411 reviews
What happens during the 30 minutes that Loki falls while Thor and Dr Strange chat. (Part 1 of the Avengers Divergent AU)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Loki - Complete
Tale of the Toa Stones by ArchAngelleofJustice reviews
Takua has been exiled from his hometown of Ta-Koro. But an attack on Onu-Koro calls Takua into action, and now he must recover the sacred Toa Stones from each village. A retelling of the story told in the videogame 'Tales of the Tohunga'/'Quest for the Toa', this fic aims to be more canon-compliant than the source material, and act as a prequel to the Mata Nui Online Game.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Complete
How to Unscramble an Egg by deanine reviews
Deadpool's Dictionary: roommate [ˈro omˌmāt, ˈro omˌmāt] NOUN the person that lives with you, a person that you did NOT kidnap. Are they a person you're confining against their will? Yes, technically, but for their own good. It isn't kidnaping if you're helping the confined person out. It's roommates! Post Homecoming AU
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,605 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Complete
Dreams After Ragnarok by MagicalGirlHell reviews
All Bruce wants is some sleep, but an ancient terror stalks the Supercruiser in the night.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Thor, Loki, Heimdall, Valkyrie/Brunnhilde - Complete
exit, pursued by tentacles by LadyMoriel reviews
Loki arrives on Thor's doorstep sporting a ferocious scowl and dripping with some kind of noxious green slime that smokes when it hits the welcome mat. He elbows his way in before Thor can even get completely out of the way, and Thor closes the door behind him, wondering just how dangerous it would be to ask for details. Inspired by the Funko/Marvel animated short "Time To Unwind."
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Paint it Black by Queen of Crystallopia reviews
The Avengers are broken and scattered across the globe after the events of Civil War. But when Peter Parker is taken by the very worst of humanity, Tony Stark will do whatever it takes to get him back, even if it means hunting down former friends and enemies to do it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,612 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Monsters by Coyote Blues reviews
Raven rescues Kurt with a little help from an old friend; Kurt, meanwhile, gets a little more than he bargained for. Story is AU and takes place during X-Men Apocalypse (XMA). Cannon pairing (mostly), multiple POVs as story progresses. Peter & Wanda fans, this is a story for you too! Update: COMPLETED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Azazel, Blink/Clarice F. - Complete
Limits by Otoshigo reviews
Chat Noir put up with a LOT. But this really took the cake. [Drabble/Crack]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Punch and Judy Sort of Guy by KhamanV reviews
Left to his own devices (and an absolutely heroic pile of alcohol) Loki, now posing as the King of Asgard, decides to take a shot at fixing his presumably deceased identity's little PR problem in the most dramatic of ways. It goes okay. (written for a tumblr prompt, minor spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Loki - Complete
The B Team by Juliabohemian reviews
Scott Lang, Peter Parker and Loki talk about important things, like lotion and baseball, and Tony Stark's drinking habits. Because reasons. Why are these three in a room together? Try not to think about it. I didn't.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Loki, Ant-Man/Scott Lang, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Mad World by ia.m.writing reviews
Group projects are the worst- especially when you're partnered with your alien nemesis. But when Dib uncovers disturbing ties between his reoccurring nightmares and the homicidal maniac they are researching, he is thrown into the most dangerous battle of his life. At least he'll have some help from an unexpected new ally. Hey, what kind of name is Nny anyway...?
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,984 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Zim, Dib, Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Plagg's Crush by Otoshigo reviews
Plagg is more than a little disturbed that he's developed... feelings for Marinette. Of course, he's not going to do anything about it. Right? Right. (Wrong.) [Marichat. Mari...chat?]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Join Us by MadnessJones reviews
G1 AU: Bumblebee is captured by the Insecticons and they try to warp his body and mind to make him one of them. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Bumblebee, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel - Complete
In Which the God's Are Entertained by VampireApple reviews
Dionysus finds out that Hades loves Persephone. He spreads the news all around Olympus. The gods watch the ensuing chaos with relish. Crackfic!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Hades, Persephone] Dionysus - Complete
Stand the Hazard by KeelieThompson1 reviews
A plot from the future to save the past effectively ends Anakin Skywalker's career as a Jedi knight.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,899 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Containment Breach: The Mask by GamingIsCoolDude reviews
First story etc. go on and read
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Complete
FNaF World: The Horror Attraction by Tenebrae Vesper reviews
It's Halloween and Springtrap, owner of Fazbear's Fright, is throwing a party. However, his plans get interrupted when Baby challenges him – spend the night at a haunted house, all alone. Springtrap accepts, but will soon realize just how deadly his decision was…
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Springtrap - Complete
Rise of the Decepticons - Prequel: Origins by Crystine Decepticon reviews
Heroic Decepticons AU. Retelling, Decepticon-centric. First in a new series: Rise of the Decepticons. In this pilot episode, we discover how and why the Decepticons came into being.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Another's Optics by MadnessJones reviews
Bumblebee and Starscream have switched bodies, and now must live each other's lives while trying to figure out a way to return to normal. No pairings. Takes place around season 2 of G1 series. Completed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
The Hand Dealt by not paranoid enough reviews
Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,221 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Strange Case of the Misplaced Mary Sue by Crescent Moon Dancer reviews
Sometimes, being in the wrong story can make all the difference in the world. Starring: an unusual Medieval!Sue, a crazed Legolas, a fuzzy caterpillar, and copious amounts of garlic water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Reprise I by Elfpen reviews
Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder. Major AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,150 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
Let Me Help You by Sideos reviews
A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,484 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
FEAR (First Enjoy And Reread) by SheerLuck Home reviews
Read this parody at your own risk... seriously, Alma is never far behind; some injuries may occur to your spleen. I will not be held responsible. Enjoy the blood though: I did.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Alma W., Commissioner Betters, P. Fettel, Point Man - Complete
Great Grandpa Cap by youngjusticefanatic reviews
There's another death in the Parker family leaving Peter without any relatives... or so he thought. Extensive research done to find any living relatives finds some interesting information leading back to WW2. Apparently he does have a relative who is shockingly able to look after him.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
Scream For Me by the Last Flowerchild reviews
An ongoing series focusing on the misadventures of Ghostface, Freddy, Michael, and Jason. After being sent to an apartment to live together, the four find themselves in the middle of a world of unsolvable problems. Includes character appearances from several other horror movie killers. Now entering season 2-from Camp Crystal Lake, to Hell then back again. Reviews are appreciated.
Crossover - Halloween & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 286,295 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Michael M., Jason V.
Loki's Lost and Found by Lokiismylife reviews
Loki sticks Coulson in a pocket dimension after joining the Avengers, and now they all have to go in and find him. And it won't be easy- Loki's got a lot of junk in there!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Unconventional Shopping Trip by Nitrobot reviews
After putting up with Starscream, Metroplex and a whole planet of unfamiliar slag, Windblade decides to treat herself (oneshot, hinted Windblade/Starscream and mentioned Chromia/Ironhide).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Windblade - Complete
Red vs Blue vs Green by Hannibal-Necromancer97 reviews
Master Chief and Cortana receive word that a certain coworker of Dr. Halsey is using humans in live-fire simulations to train his soldiers, the Freelancers. They are sent to a canyon in the middle of nowhere to get the two teams to cooperate long enough to resolve the matter. (everything is heavy-AU, so things may not match up with what's currently going on. Language ahead.)
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,540 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
The Drunk Side by Fjallsarlon reviews
Extreme crack. Anakin is annoyed about how long it takes to become a Master, and goes bar-hopping, all around Coruscant. It turns out Anakin isn't the only one drinking.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Yo, Drácula by Federico H. Bravo reviews
La historia jamás contada. La versión surgida de los labios del mismísimo conde Drácula acerca de su llegada a Londres, Inglaterra, en 1897. Cómo conoció a Mina, Lucy, el Dr. Seward, Jonathan Harker y más importante, cómo nació la eterna enemistad entre el profesor Abraham Van Helsing y él. ¡Léela si te atreves!
Dracula - Rated: T - Spanish - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Dracula, Mina Harker, Lucy Westenra, Dr. Van Helsing - Complete
Abandonment Issues by Galad Estel reviews
Clingy! Elrond. Paranoid! Elrond. After his wedding with Celebrian, Elrond starts freaking out about the future of their relationship. Humor/Angst/Romance. Elrond/Celebrian. Crack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Elrond, Celebrian
Kaiju Dib by Spectra reviews
In his latest plan for global conquest, Zim creates a Godzilla-sized, mind-controlled Dib, and sends him on a rampage filled with destruction and DOOMY GOODNESS. How will Dib fight against Zim's latest weapon when he IS that weapon? And can he stand up to the mysterious 'Mecha-Dib? It's classic, canon-style DIB vs. ZIM action in an epic, Japanese movie monster showdown!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Photogenic by kantokedex reviews
The animatronics grow bored of their constant torment of the night guard. However, they find an item that may change all of that!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie - Complete
Christmas According to Skywarp by Dark Star of Chaos reviews
Only Skywarp could get the facts more or less right, and still come up with something crazy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Game Over by Jheric0 reviews
Mike Schmidt has survived all six nights and earned overtime. However, he never realised this would be his final night alive.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's by HowlingJustice reviews
In this literary adaptation of the hit game, experience the life of Mike Schmidt in a different way. After some backstory, he finds himself the prisoner/player of a "game" orchestrated by a criminal mastermind. Each night, a phone call leads to dialogue which helps him succeed. The only way for him to be set free and get out alive is to survive five nights at Freddy's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
The Dead Chronicles: Our Lady of the Underworld by S.A.M. - Piccarda reviews
There was no abduction, no trickery and certainly no rape between Hades and Persephone. There was only a misunderstanding, the laws of the Underworld, a lazy gardener and the conviction of a young woman in love with a god.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,257 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Demeter, Hades, Persephone, Zeus - Complete
Gatherer of Secrets by Eilike reviews
Loki strikes a bargain, willfully putting Thor's new bag of marbles at stake. As things turn out, a malevolent spirit seems less trouble to deal with than an older brother and his friends bent on saving their possessions. But what do you do, if, 1,000 years later, the menace returns and claims its due, while you're trapped in a dungeon? (kid!Loki & kid!Thor)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Thor, Loki, Sif, Fandral - Complete
VVCD The Turning Alternate 1 by VAPX007 reviews
Expect all new twists as the denizens of that dreaded castle return to your screen! Will Igor get his master to drink blood at last? Will Goosewing finally get the foul fiend? Will Count Duckula finally grow up and get the life he wants to lead? COMPLETE
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
The SHIELD Codices: A Clear and Present Loki by KhamanV reviews
Loki is forced to see that all permutations of his future end at Ragnarok, and like so many iterations before him demands his own chance to unbind himself from destiny. The odds are poor but one path might be found in the company of his enemies: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. busy with enough troubles of their own. Spoilers abound, speculative. (Codex 1)
Crossover - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,434 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Loki, P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
Marvelous Jobs by Eilike reviews
A version of events after the Avengers take their Shawarma break, in which Loki gets his drink, Tony does not get his evening off, and the Chitauri get Officially Mischieved. Brotherly feelings, but no pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Prince Philip and the Forest Nymph by landerson3630 reviews
In honor of "Maleficent" (which I have yet to see), I'm posting my own alternate sleeping beauty story from a few years back. In the original adaptation I did not like how the female lead spent much of the story asleep and tried to imagine it differently.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent, Prince Phillip, Merryweather - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Bailing Cheese or was it Bail and Cheese? by Lanelle reviews
The Dragonborn has been arrested... someone has to post bail. (warning: knowledge of storylines needed, spoilers and lack of editing)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Cicero V., Sheogorath, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Balgruuf the Greater - Complete
A Love Song Back to Me by P-Artsypants reviews
Maleficent saw the loophole that stared her in the face. Prince Phillip would break the curse in time, for sure. After all, he was betrothed to Aurora. So in an effort for her evil plan to stay in action, Maleficent takes care of the young prince herself. Phillip never imagined having to live off the land like the birds above. Alternate twist on the classic Disney tale.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Prince Phillip] - Complete
Silent Hill 4 Chaptered by LabyrinthDweller reviews
Novelization in third person of the fourth Silent Hill game. Rated M for general Silent Hill happenings. Reviews greatly appreciated, but not needed.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,267 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Henry T. - Complete
Brotherhood by ravenxwolf reviews
Robin and Beast Boy have never been very close, but after they become stranded in an unknown land with no way of reaching anyone, they must learn to survive together. When enemies arise, the two boys begin to learn what it means to be...a brother.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
A Redder Crimson than the Devil's Eyes by Gy4r4dos95 reviews
When spring cleaning uncovers a strange item in the Titan's basement, what will happen when Beast Boy manages to open this box? The slow shaving of life from an innocent human being. BBRAE pairing. A lot of sexual references, but nothing graphic. Contains strong language. Don't worry, no death! And I know it's rated T, but it's a very high T.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,876 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
It Feeds On Noodles! by Mr. Smith1991 reviews
Zim is bitten by a vampire and mutates into a hideous Irken/Vampire crossbreed with an unquenchable hunger for Chinese Food. Now he must find a way to cure himself before his base is littered with take-out boxes. Based upon the unfinished episode.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Skoodge - Complete
Cracked Thor by Myth Queen reviews
A crackfic parody of Thor , in which Loki is banished to earth with Thor. Included inside: Thor eats crunchy pancakes, Loki makes friends with a beloved cartoon character, Frigga goes on a banishing binge, two couples get married, lots of Jotuns get socks stuffed in their mouths and then drop-kicked off the side of a cliff, random quotes from different movies, and IQ loss. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki, Frigga - Complete
A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko reviews
To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,990 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Enforced Somnambulism by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
AU: Loki resorts to some tricks to rouse Odin from the Odinsleep.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Loki, Odin - Complete
The Phantom Menace Re-Imagined - A Screenplay by batmanunderoos reviews
It is a time of great unrest. In series of brutal attacks, a mysterious order known as Black Sun unleashes terror on the galaxy. The Jedi Order pursue Black Sun across the cosmos, all the while hiding suspicion their power is weakening. Growing ever more desperate to find the reason, Master Yoda hopes to decipher an ancient prophecy. A complete AU re-imagining of the prequels.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Beloved Monsters by Spiritual Stone reviews
"I'll just introduce myself properly, then," Link shrugged, even as he felt a pair of Stalfos and Iron Knuckles line themselves up behind him, "My name is Link Dragmire, son of Ganondorf, Prince of Hyrule. So, Sheik, now that we know each other," he smiled, and extended a hand. "How about I kill you like the dog you are?"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,820 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Link - Complete
Relapso & Resurjo by iennisita reviews
G1. La batalla por la refinería se convirtió en una violenta pelea por la supervivencia cuando Omega Supreme se aferró a su único objetivo: Destruir a los Decepticons definitivamente. Una misión que Starscream deberá impedir a toda costa. No slash. No parejas. M por violencia y sangre.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Sweetest Ride by Mikkeneko reviews
After Thor and his teammates show up to work one day on a set of totally rad wheels, Loki feels the need to respond in kind. Things rapidly get out of hand... No pairing, crack, language. No animals were harmed in the making of this fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Grandma Bestla's Coming To Town by Omnicat reviews
Sing to the tune of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla has come to visit, and now she's Thor and Loki's problem.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
Tales of a Secret Mother by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
We all know about Laufey and how that ended, but what about Loki's mother? What if she was able to travel between worlds like her son could, and be able to shapeshift to blend in? What if Loki hadn't been as abandoned as he'd thought. A series of short glimpse's of Loki's life with a secret motherly figure looking out for him from the sidelines in three parts.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Justice is Served by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 S3 AU. Galvatron created the Decepticon Justice Division and sent them after Decepticon traitors, mutineers and deserters. The DJD is hot on the trail of their number one target: Starscream-but who is hunting whom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Starscream, Blitzwing - Complete
Dib on Irk by Idonquixote reviews
AU. Zim never comes to Earth. Instead, Dib goes to Irk. And this is his story. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
There's got to be a Morning After by chatnoir1 reviews
The morning after an awesome party, Steve awakens to find himself and Loki in bed together naked, and no memory of what happened. Has Steve lost his virginity to Loki? Will Thor kill him? Has Clint really turned into a Zombie wearing a woman's robe or is he just monstrously hung-over? Will Loki be able to answer Steve's questions?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
The Teletubbies' Adventure in Lothlorien by LalaithElerrina reviews
When the Teletubbies find themselves unexpectedly in LothLorien, no one could imagine the havoc they cause...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Haldir - Complete
If I Fell by 23 Enigma reviews
Kurt's mysterious past finally catches up with him, but with these revelations comes a much darker foe. Will his fellow X-Men be able to save Kurt from his inner demons?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Bureaucrats are in Charge by Archaeologist reviews
Anakin, dark side. Because of love, war, or hate? Don't think so. Here is the real reason... This is really cracky so be warned.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Liesmith by Redblade reviews
"Even If I don't get to keep my trophy, I still own your head, Loki Liesmith, and will do as I please with it while it sits on your shoulders." A sulky Asgardian prince needs to put right a spiteful jest gone too far, his own life on the line.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Team Corporate Funding 2 by odmonkey reviews
It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Little RED Riding Heavy by razorbeamz reviews
Heavy is delivering a basket of sandviches to his good friend Medic, but he runs into trouble along the way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Under Cover Boss by Kickin' Kori Anders reviews
What happens when Slade goes on Under Cover Boss for his own company? Some really jacked up things, that's what.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Gir, Slade - Complete
For Me, For You by Ironi Numair reviews
"You are my son." Loki turns slowly, afraid to look down at his Jotun hands and instead turning his beseeching eyes to his father. He sees himself. The man he was meant to be. What he'd left behind all those ages ago.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Assassin's Creed Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond wakes up a captive of some strange lab experiment looking through these strange memories of an ancestor of his named Altair ibn La-Ahad. Rated for Desmond's mouth and Altair's violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,195 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Into the Woods by Lyxie reviews
She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Tuck the Hallway Monitor by karistalpassion reviews
Tucker gets a shot at being a hallway monitor and he just overdoes it. For real! It's...wow. Inspired by South Park's rip on Dog the Bounty Hunter...obviously.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Tucker F. - Complete
Ain Melir Den Urui by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
After witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated T for innuendo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Elrond, Thranduil
Kurt's Dad by MommyMayI reviews
Kurt finally meets his father
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
Transformers: Entomophobia by SingingFlames reviews
Starscream pursues Mirage into a secret facility. They find something waiting inside. Halloween trade. Mild disturbing images. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Starscream, Mirage
Survey Ship Visit by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Skyfire & Starscream are surveying star systems for Rodimus Prime-but what do they do when they have to report on the politics and economics of a world that hates and fears intelligent machines?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Irkens Don't Sleep by Eilike reviews
Zim is captured and prepared for examination. Will his superior Irken technology fall into the hands of a mad agent? Dib makes his decision. But getting a groggy Zim out of the lab is only the beginning of the challenge... No ZaDR. Lots of sympathy :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
When the Ashes Fall by Lady Zahara reviews
On our field trip, Dib vanished along with everyone else. I'm stuck in some old mining town, with a busted PAK, on a mission to find Dib so I can finally go home. Normally I'd rant that humans are disgusting, but after what I've seen, I miss humans.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Bilbo Baggins Kidnapped! by raspberry.blue reviews
Ever wonder how a local newspaper would report Bilbo's adventures?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Awakening by Elesariin reviews
When Legolas ventures a little too far into the heart of the Mirkwood, he suddenly finds him self in an excellent position to judge exactly how dark the forest has become. Follows movie cannon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Heimdizzy by TheRazzleDazzleDame reviews
Heimdall's never thought Loki's had a way with words...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Heimdall, Loki - Complete
Experiment by AnimatedBritney reviews
Beast Boy is the focus to this new villain; a crazy mad scientist. Only one Titan is left to save their team mate. Lots of BBXRAE. R&R.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Creature by DisMinded reviews
Peter Parker missed that fateful field trip. He was never bitten by the spider and thus never became Spider-man. But Peter was never destined to lead a normal life, and one way or another Parker luck will have its say...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Again, From The Top by Sorida reviews
The Tallests tell Zim about his "top secret mission." What they find is truly unexpected. Based off of something Steve Ressel said back in 2003.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
The Socratic Method by xdragonslayerx reviews
Dib gets rather helpful advice from his psychologist,thus dooming all of humanity. Meanwhile, Zim finds his plotting needs a helping hand, and GIR finds a dress. Also, did you know computers can feel insulted? The End has come!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Don't Goat There by Animegx43 reviews
Introducing my first HTF OC.Grumpy is the oldest, weakest, most fragile person among the happy tree friends. How will he be responsible for destroying the entire town? Read, find out, and comment.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
I'm Smarter Than You, Dibstink! by JustPlainToni reviews
Zim wants brains! And in order to get Dib's, he has to score higher than him in standardized testing. How much knowledge can one Zim handle in a night's cramming? Find out!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Speechless by Zoa-lii reviews
TFA. Bumblebee was attacked by Decepticons and his vocal processor was damaged. Now without a voice, how is the talkative bot going to handle it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,526 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Animegx43 reviews
All Flippy wants is to have a quiet day to enjoy his date. But Lumpy is making it more exciting then he really needs it to be. Will Flippy enjoy a quiet dinner with Flaky, or will Flippy have to kill Lumpy first?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Downtime by VectorCrocodileFangirl reviews
What the Decepticons do in their spare time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Four Shaves and a Haircut by Animegx43 reviews
Lumpy plus scissors equals bad! How will his stupidity bring problems to him his customers, and his hair salon? A HTF oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lumpy, The Mole - Complete
Binge by DeimosPhobos reviews
As eager as he was to leave the floating prison to film a video, 2D would much rather run away as soon as his feet hit solid land and leave it all behind. So, he does just that. Contains OC's to make the story work. No pairings.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Don't Let a Mary Sue Into Titans Tower by Hinn-Raven reviews
A mysterious girl shows up and starts following the Titans around- much to their annoyance! Watch as she begins to drive the Titans to varying levels of insanity- particularly Robin. Chapter Five: Mary Sues die painfully. Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Invasion of the Bumblebee Scouts by Red Witch reviews
Gaz is forced into the scouts and even worse, Zim decides to infiltrate her troop.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Murder on Ice by packman23 reviews
When someone kills Flippy a string of murders begins. Only one person can stop it, and he is somewhat cold. Please R&R.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Cro-Marmot, Giggles - Complete
Even In Death by Deceptifish reviews
Even in death, there is no rule but Megatron's. Some bots simply take longer to learn this than others. Post Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Damn you, Wheeljack! by Fierceawakening reviews
Good old fashioned Decepticrack. Wheeljack's latest device, designed to magnify Starscream's disloyalty and obnoxiousness, backfires, rendering him polite and obedient. What will Megatron do about such a terrible turn of events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Megatron - Complete
Medic of Doom by Mackity Blackwood reviews
What's a docbot to do when the slagging youngbots keep getting in up to their olfactory sensors in accidental self-mutilation? Random oneshot encounter with the TFA crew, round about the vague area of Season 1. Brief focus on each of the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ratchet, Bumblebee - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
The Ballad of Deoxys and Mewtwo by Ysavvryl reviews
"Gee Mewtwo, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night Deoxys: try to take over the world!"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Deoxys, Mewtwo - Complete
The Game by JaspersLilRed reviews
The Riddler and The Joker join to make the Titans play The Game. What is The Game, you ask? Survival. When Beast Boy is the main Pawn, can the Titans go through all three rounds to win their friend back before something even worse happens to him? Complete
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Beast Boy - Complete
Zim is Bitten! by otherrealmwriter reviews
In an attempt to destroy Zim, Dib tricks a vampire into biting Zim. What happens to all involved? Written for the Fireplace Alliance Challenge.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Zim - Complete
Clouds Above and Worlds Away by Shyrstyne reviews
When he created the younglings, not even Wheeljack knew how important little Bumblebee would be to the survival of the Autobots. AU-Verse. Bits&Pieces writing style.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Bubblegum Makes Demeter Run by Araedia reviews
Demeter's making herself at home in the Underworld again... and Hades doesn't like it. He comes to the mortal world to find the perfect instrument of torture... guess what it is?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hades, Demeter - Complete
It's OUR Turn! by Aethelgythe reviews
The twins finally revenge-prank Jazz on Halloween but a real terror arises that threatens their very lives. An ancient evil thought to exist only in legend has arisen-and its out for one sole purpose. His mission-to taint and darken the innocence of the youngest spark in the Autobot ranks-Bumblebee. COMPLETED! Please R&R! NO SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
The Heartbreak of Carpet Tongue by Red Witch reviews
When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Phantom Menace by Veriform reviews
A novel-form rewrite of the first prequel film, focusing not just on the film's protagonists but on Grievous, Dooku and the emergence of the Separatist Alliance. See my profile for notes on differences between in-film universe and my own interpretation.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Pit's descent by Sweet Reichel reviews
Pit's arrival to the Brawl Mansion. Not quite a nice welcome ;P Two-shot, no pairings.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pit, Peach - Complete
Noche Roja by Ghost Steve reviews
Goofy siempre ha sido conocido por todos como una persona amable y cariñosa, pero a su regreso de un viaje de trabajo Max comienza a notar cambios en él, cambios nada agradables y aterradores. La bondad puede ser corrompida por el mal algúnas veces.
Disney - Rated: K - Spanish - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Hunted by Tunica Spellcaster reviews
The Almighty Tallests hire a inter-galactic hunter to track down ZIM and bring him back to Foodcourtia for Sizz-Lorr is threatening to take away their snacks. Can ZIM escape the wrath of THE DARK INVADER? This is part one of two. BTW-Please leave reviews
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zim
Fluff and Circumstance or The Cult of Ario by Ze Dybbuk reviews
In this crack-fiction adventure, Pit is convinced that Lucario, Mario, and Wario are all trying to destroy the world! There's a good chance he's just crazy, but the more everyone learns about it, the wierder it all gets... NOW COMPLETE, IF ANYBODY CARES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Pit, Ike - Complete
Mask Disease by Tollian reviews
Mask powers are useful, as all Toa know . . . until you can't turn them off. The Toa Metru learn the hard way that too much of a good thing isn't good at all.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Zemya - Complete
Rebirth by Tomboy-014 reviews
RvB: Reconstruction. The 3-part story of how the Alpha AI became Pvt. Church. Made to help fill some of the inconsistencies between Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction. Rated T for language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Internet Is for Prawn by ckret2 reviews
In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Sign by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder how Xavier got custody of Rogue after 'Turn of The Rogue' Ever wonder what happens when you hear the Annie soundtrack one time too many? Find out in this bit of madness!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Mystique/Raven D., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Queen of Hearts, Redeux by the-lionness reviews
One of Mumbo's tricks goes wrong, trapping Beast Boy and Raven with the Queen of Hearts. With the strings being pulled by the queen and her ministers, can the two escape? And what happens when they get closer? bbxrae Before Trouble in Tokyo and The End.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Icarus and Hermes by moronic-muffin reviews
What if Icarus didn't fall to his death, but a certian Messanger God caught him? Humorous one-shot. Re uploaded due to spelling errors.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Teen Titans, The Night of the Changer by TitanFan11 reviews
They say that when the moon turns yellow a creature called a changer looks everywhere for shape shifters to devour. What is Beast Boy going to do!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Beast Boy - Complete
Megalomaniacs Anonymous by archmagus reviews
Magneto is having difficulty adapting to life as a good guy. So Xavier does the only thing he can: tricks him into going to a rehab clinic! Magneto tries to break back in!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,161 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Chain of Command by Windvuur reviews
The Military reveals it's plan to defeat Alma and the Point Man makes a friend
Crossover - Silent Hill & F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Untitled 51 by The Familiar reviews
A creature from Irks' past appears on Earth.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Zim, Torque - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
My Annoying Roommate by Adder of the Pit reviews
I've been gradually working on this for months. This is a much lighter take on Flippy and his alter ego, because I'm a bit tired of seeing him portrayed as a total emorific angst-wad.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Protege' by jedinemo reviews
Darth Vader has an unsettling encounter within the Imperial Palace that changes the course of Galactic history.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Aborted Haircuts and What Came After by Karkadinn reviews
The Titans have a run-in with an extremely unconventional and, shall we say, freaky villain. Crossover with Courage the Cowardly Dog. Yes, really.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Synchronicity by krycalex reviews
The aftermath of the Auburn explosion. Old story is old, but leave a review and I'll consider writing another one.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Jedi and Ghosts and Stories, Oh My! by Christy T reviews
Vader gets a visit from the ghost of Qui Gon Jinn and finds that the ghost has gone a little off the deep end. Humorous oneshot. OOCness.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Darth Vader, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Chute Jumping by bio-hazard32 reviews
Turaga Dume lightens up and goes off to break one of his own laws.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Keeper of Sauron's Sanity by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
The origins of Koss, as written by Dagniro Vanaliel, not me, and posted here with permission for the convenience of my readers. It is advisable to read 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER' first, at least until the second chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sauron, Legolas - Complete
Zulu Squad by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Grim Adventures of Starscream and the Reaper by Thunderstarwarp reviews
Megatron and Mandy make at bet for their friends. If Mandy wins she gets Starscream and if Megatron wins he gets Grim. Who will win? A Transformers and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Crossover.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Starscream - Complete
Awash in Broken Promises by VA-Parky reviews
A series of manipulations and missteps leads to the rise of Darth Vader and the fall of Anakin Skywalker. ROTS AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,940 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Fair Trial by Maeve Riannon reviews
At the end of the First Age, Sauron refused to submit to the judgement of the Valar. But, whose fault was it? And was he really alone in his decision? Maiarin humour.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Dragon Curse by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Roy's dragon knowledge will be put to the test when a new Smasher comes to SSB, cursed with the blood of a dark dragon. Will he be able to help the troubled angel? Third installment of the Dragon series, introducing Pit!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,460 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Lean On Me by Kenya Starflight reviews
When the Empire declares Darth Vader missing in action, the Alliance sends Luke Skywalker and Han Solo to find him. But all is not what it seems on this mission...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Adventures of Beast Boy in the UK by mrbeans reviews
Beast Boy sleeps in, misses a flight and ends up stuck in the UK with no way of contacking Robin or any other Titans. He must find a way home and in the process have some fun and encouter an old enemy
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Beast Boy, Slade - Complete
Castlevanian Wizard by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
A CastlevaniaHarry Potter crossover. Voldemort has come to close to capturing Harry. Dumbledore, calling upon a favor owed to him, requests that Dracula hide Harry within Castlevania for the summer. How will the poor young wizard cope?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Harry P., Dracula - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
How the Ice Cream Was Saved by theweirdperson reviews
Mystique is depressed over her rejection by her children, and is depleting the Brotherhood ice cream supply. What's there to do but create a list of schemes to get them back involving green dye, puppies, and polka bands?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
I Feel Pretty by kasey8473 reviews
Anakin dons a frilly ballgown as a disguise on assignment. The usual sort of mishaps occur. A companion piece to 'The Long Road Back'. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Invader Zim and That Fiery Cupy Thingy by twinfrodo reviews
Invader Zim and Harry Potter Crossover! Dib and Gaz are accepted to Hogwarts during Harry's 4th year with Zim hot on Dib's tails finding out about the Goblet of Fire and plots to attain the cup to help him in his conquest of Earth.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
15: Phasmatis ex Machina by Silent Elegy reviews
Danny has always been a C student at best, and moonlighting as a super hero has not help his grades in the slightest. When he's granted genius intelligence, he's naturally overjoyed, but there's one little glitch...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
The Lord Of The Wings by Estelfir reviews
This was a Creative Writing assignment. Basically it is a spoof on the Lord of the Rings... it also has a slight Monty Python twist.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Thangorodrim by fanged geranium reviews
An irreverent look at Fingon rescuing Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
Magic Dance in Middle Earth by Ciryature Sea Elf reviews
LotR Labyrinth crossover. Thranduil tells his five year old son, Legolas, that goblins will take him away if he does not behave. The threat proves true, resulting in a faceoff between the elven lord and everyone's favorite goblin king. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Code of the Ninjurai or Samuinja by The Qing reviews
A dangerous bounty hunter attempts to destroy Zim, with hilarios and painful results!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Too Many Meetings by The Snowballer reviews
Dozens of Elrond's daughters, along with scores of assorted other Mary-Sues, arrive in Rivendell on the day of the Council of Elrond. Will they be welcomed with open arms and asked to join the Fellowship? Nope. Warning: contains Figwit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/5/2005
Scapegoat by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Semi AU My introduction of a comic character into the evoverse. Meet Felix Hausmann, an ordinary German teenager that is ordinary no more. In fact he's 'dead'... long live Azazel... r&r please! COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,952 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Needs Of Many by Tergon reviews
Part II of the Genetex Saga. Kurt, now a member of the team, is still trying to work out his new life. It doesn't take much, however, before that life is threatened along with those of his friends.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Research by Elf of Sirannon reviews
We can only understand what we are shown; some serious omissions on the part of the dear Professor lead Mary Sue to make some dangerous assumptions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Legolas
Sauron Crocker by Teroglahn reviews
When Frodo accidentaly puts on the One Ring at the Prancing Pony, he sees Sauron... though not exactly the big eye we're used to. Fairly OddParents Crossover
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Dilemma by Erestor reviews
While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Day the Earth Stood Back: An Earth 723 Fic by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
How far do the consequences of hatred extend? Nightcrawler and the XMen are about to find out as past and future meet. This is a complete story. If you choose to peek, please leave a review! I really want to know what you think of it!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,179 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Magneto/Erik L., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
Underneath the Skin by Seraphim737 reviews
Somebody has possessed Kurt and is trying to take control of him, but for what purpose? COMPLETE! :D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Birthday of SPOOKY DOOM by ckret2 reviews
Zim learns that on someone's birthday, everyone else has to do whatever the birthday person wants. Zim uses this knowledge, and tries to take over Earth with it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Charles Xavier and the Holy Grail by Matt Briddell reviews
And now for something completely different. Magneto sends the X-Men to a strange world that bears a strange resemblance to a certain British movie. Their powers are useless, and Scott and Kurt are the only ones that seem to have any idea what’s going on
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,136 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
The Sinking of Númenor by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The real reason Númenor was sunk, and, on a related theme, why there are no Fae in Middle-earth. Contains bizarre humour, angry Valar, and a sheep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2003
Named After Black Horses by TrueBlueSpark reviews
Zim studies the strange human ritual known as sleep, with rather bizarre results. Alternate story title: Zimmy Nightmare Movies in FULL SOUND AND COLOR! [bask in my glorious COMPLETEness]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Generation Gap by Birrirra reviews
Kurt, Pietro and Wanda are made an offer they CAN'T refuse...(rated for language and violence) *Chapter Ten* Final chapter! Sinister has everyone at his mercy...or does he?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,772 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 11/15/2002
Twins2: Lost On Coruscant by KittandChips reviews
AU. Anakin and Obi-Wan are reunited for another adventure, after Anakin 'misplaces' his seven year old twins on Coruscant.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Going Sane In A Crazy World by Question the Majority reviews
12 years in the future: Will Zim finally conquer Earth? Will Dib finally prove that Zim is an alien? Or will they both just get thrown in the crazy house? I vote crazy house. [IZ comedy with a little dash of JTHM and Squee crossover theory for flavor!]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Am The Pumpkin King by Amp reviews
I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Beware! by The Phantom reviews
Movieverse. A story about the Aunt May Conspiracy! *COMPLETE with EPILOGUE!* Ever notice how she's ALWAYS offering him something to eat? Here's my explanation... Please R&R! :)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Complete
The Nature of War by Amicitia1 reviews
Certain X-kids press Kurt's buttons, and hostilities escalate out of control. In the face of impending crisis, it's up to Amara to set things right. Complete story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Complete
The Aunts by cgaussie reviews
PG cause it has blood. Meh. Anyway! Purple and Red are sent to Earth due to their lives being in danger, a relation day is at Skool, 'n everyones favourite Homicidal Maniac appears! Also includes cross dressing.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2002
The Eye of Oblivion - Vol I reviews
Novelization of ES: Oblivion. The royal family is dead, the Dragon Fires are unlit for the first time in centuries, the world is about to end, and it's up to a cynical beggar to fix the whole mess. Can things get any worse from here? Probably, but that is not going to stop our heroes from trying.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Baurus, Martin S., Hero of Kvatch