Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Kisses, and Hush, Hush.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
My name is jhon and I cant go on.
I am three, what is wrong
My dad comes home every day drunk
He carries a
He makes me cry I feel like I might die
My eyes are
my dad screams and calls me a bum
sometimes I cry i
one day my dad came home late at
He looked scary I want to hide I might be having a fright.
he walks in the house and calls
He pins me against the wall, he's aiming his
Im scared and I wish my daddy would rest,
He pulls out his gun, my name is
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,asking
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed outthe
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
You know you live in 2010 when,
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
repost plz:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
This is why I DON'T have a Myspace.
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
thnx mom now do u think u culd teeach me how to be just as sarcastict as you.
bonus.-my mother taught me sarcasim.
" were going to hell in a ham basket now sit down and buckle your seatbelt."
hahaha repost if you owe your mom.
Bella/Jacob (DO NOT BASH ME FOR THIS. HMPH!)
My fave anime, manga, and TV shows are Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Sonny With A Chance.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever said anything random, and all you got was silence instead of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're still reading these copy and paste sentences, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you will never, ever, copy and paste a copy-and-paste statement on your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?
The Jacob Black Motto:
He's all that Edward's NOT.
Oh, yeah, I went there!
If you're laughing your butt off right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I Love this!
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... only to tell the police to lynch him.
ven ways to anoy random people with random questions. i've asked all or most of these questions. if u plan on useing or have used any of these plz repost.
1.) what color is white bread? if they say white tell them you don't believe them and they need to prove it. if they pull out a sandwhich take it and run.
2.) would an elephant eat a penguin if so would the penguin fly up to peck out the E's(elaphant) eyes out or would you have to pick the p(penguin) up so it culd. and if the p cant already fly do u think in a million years it cul and if in a million years the penguin culd fly wuldnt it be cool to see it fly across the sky?
3.) what's your name? when they say their name rate how cute they are and say your a _(enter score there) and then walk away.
4.)do you have a dog? is it an alien? if they say no say. are u sure? cuz i think it has 4 eyes.
5.) how many fingers am i holding up( while flipping them off or making the peace sign)
6.)ask them what ur name is thewn laugh and say silly u don't know my name i'm a bug i don't have one.
7.)walk up to some one and say silly goose fred can't talk hes a fish
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
A day without sunshine is...night.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Life sucks, and then you die.
I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.
Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.
If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're good at one thing, and that's staying strong.
In a world of cheerios, be a Froot-Loop.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.
Stop the heartache, rewind the good times, fast foward the bad things, and pause the unforgettable moments. The only reason people hold on to memories so tightly is because they are the only things that stay the same when everyone and everything changes.
Be careful who you trust, don't listen to anyone who gets in your way, do what you think is right, and forget what other people have to say.
Be crazy, be stupid, be wild, be silly. Because life's too short to worry about being cool.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up.
Normality will be restored as soon as remember what it is.
Fear nothing. Risk everything.
Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they learn how to live in the same box.
You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things gor wrong, but just remember that life goes on.
You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.
Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.
Love is like war, easy to begin, impossible to forget, and hard to end.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.
Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.
We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let them go, things go wrong so that you can learn to appreciate them when they're right, you believe less so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better ones can come together.
You spend minutes, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces back together, justifying what could've, would've happened. Or you just leave the pieces on the floor and try to move on.
The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on.
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
A friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.
If you plan on taking a trip to Scotland to see if Hogwarts is real, and then go to Italy to see if the Volturi are real, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you tell people that you are a "Muggle-born Squib whose letter to Hogwarts got lost with the owl", copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy this into your profile.
If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (WHOO I WIN!)
MainEntry: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiaSpeech: nDefinition:
fear of long words (Okay now that's just cruel, think about it. "Do you have a phobia?" "Yes" "What is it?" "It's hippopotomon-AHHHHH" "What's wrong?" "It's a long word!" I think the person who made this up is the same one who made lisp have an 's' in it)
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Draw their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I told your ex he was gay and he slapped me with his purse
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Great woman comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Man: But I don't know your name
Man: I know how to please a woman
Man: I can tell you want me.
Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Man: I want to give myself to you
Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
19 yes I am not a guy!
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? both
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? yes
4. Do you have a best friend(s)? yes the bestest most awesomest friend in the worl
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? In a way
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? never
7. Do you like your life? sometimes
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No my friends arr amazing
9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yup I “accidentally” fell once
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Its balanced
11. How long have you had Facebook? Like um, I dont remember
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Id like to try
13. What are your biggest fears? SPIDERS!!!!!!
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yes
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes and it terribly sucks
16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? No, second chances
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes
18. Do you ever wish you were famous? In a way
19. Are you currently missing someone? Very much
This guy or that guy?
Punk/Goth or Gangster?: someone who doesn't pretend to be somebody else
In a guy...
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: depends
MAN1:i wasn't really that drunk last night
MAN2:really?i remember you running in the supermarket to the pineapples and yelling sponge bob i know your in there
Man 1: I wasan't that drunk last night.
Man 2: You walked up to a midget, gave them a mushroom and said "grow Super mario!"
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