Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls.
Hobbies: Softball( third base), track( poll Volting), reading, stalking..um I mean..following my crush, blending in at gym class in the middle of the gym and then see the other team thinking they won but I am still in and then getting them all out and winning.
Likes: spys, mysteries, adventure, James Bond, finding out how my friends are so much like Bex, Macey, and Liz. Becoming more and more like Cammie every day, Social studies, gym class, dogs, and following not stolking my crush.
Discription: Dirty blond hair, curly hair ( Witch I hate with burning passion), blue eyes that change color like every 5 mins, tall, skinny, athletic, small nose, not very smart in math, science, or english, love dogs, have two boxer dogs, loyal bestfriend, plays softball, loves to eat food, loves good myster/murder mystery books, cop shows, dancing with the stars (its my opsetion at some points), Social Studies, FANFICTION, family, friends, halloween, christmass, church.
Wants to do: I want to be a detective but have this really cute corner cafe.
Here is the ring Zach gives Cammie in I do!
Might not work
Here is the the Wedding dress in I Do!
might not work
92 Of The Teen Population Would Be Dead If Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasnt Cool.Put This On you profile If You Would Be One Of The 8 Laughing Hysterically in the background.:)
shuffle questions! (Still in progress!)
. Put your mp3 on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag your friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.
(THE SONGS UNDER THE QUESTIONS ARE MY ANSWERS)
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The Script- Breakeven (its not okay?)
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Taylor Swift-You Belong With Me (ummm)
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Taylor Swift-Dear John (No I hate guys that are jurks)
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Billy Curentington-People are Crazy
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Taylor Swift-Fifteen (yes to go to school)
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Taylor Swift-Teardrops on my Guitar (No comment)
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN
All American Rejects- Gives You Hell (NO I DON'T!)
9.WHAT IS 2+2?
Lady Antebellum-Need You Now
10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Rascal Flatts-What hurts the most (Umm ok)
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Selena Gomez and the Scene-Naturally
12.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dht-Listen to your heart (yes I do lisen to it)
13.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Black Eyed Peas- Imma Be (?)
14.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Katy Perry- Hot N Cold ( Ya we go back and forth)
15.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Secondhand Serenates- Fall for You
16.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Tno Coury- Diary
17.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Justain Bieber-Love me (WTF?)
18.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
La Roux- Bulletproof
19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Kelly Clarkson-My Life would suck with out you
20.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Michael Buble- Haven't met you yet
21.WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Taylor Swift- Today was a fairytale (confused)
22.HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Boys Like Girls-Love Drunk (I will be in Love)
23.WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
TAylor Swift- Breath
24.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Beyonce- Sweet Dreams
25.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Kings of Leon- Use someone (wish I had a bf but I don't cry over it.)
26.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
27.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Taylor Swift-Sparks Fly
28.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
29.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Carrie Underwood-All American Girl
30.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Kenny Chesney- She Thinks My Trakers Sexy (?)
31.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Matt Nathenson- Come on Get Higher
32. DO YOU FEEL HAPPY?
Carrie Underwood-Before He cheats (YES! I get to go beat us some guys car!)
33. HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Demi Lavoto- Here we go again
34. HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED MUCH IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR?
Metro Station- Shake it(perveted much)
35. IS MUSIC YOUR LIFE?
Train- Hey Soul sister
36. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?
Carrie Underwood-Cowboy Casanova
37. ARE YOU POPULAR?
Taylor Swift- Our Song
38. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD FASHION SENSE
Coldwater Jane- Bring on the love
39. DOES THE PERSON YOU LIKE LIKE YOU BACK?
Uncle Kraker- Smile
40. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN NO-ONE IS LOOKING?
Taylor Swift-White Horse (ya i give I cry.)
41. ARE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON?
Taylor Swift-Tim McGraw (apparently Not)
42. DO YOU HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE?
Taylor Swift-Long Live
43. ARE YOU A LONER?
Taylor Swift-The way I loved you
44. DO YOU HAVE A LARGE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS?
Tim McGraw- Last Dollar
45. ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL?
Taylor Swift- The story of Us.
46. ARE YOU HYGENIC?
Taylor sWift- Forever&Always
47. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
Taylor Swift- Love STory
48. WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF DIRECTLY BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP?
The Band Perry-Hip to my heart
49. ARE YOU A MUSICIAN?
50. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW?
Taylor Swift-Better Than Revenge (ok then)
How I am blonde. Got this from someone's profile and tried it.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (lots of times lolz)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I do this daily!)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (I hate wearing shoes.)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (Usually takes about 3 days but ok :))
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (i do this daily)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (actually to many that it would eventually bore you)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (that's my life for ya, happens daily)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Most of these I have so done!
This is Genius:
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
YOUR GUY SIDE
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
XYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
16 OK I BET YOU THAT I AM MORE GUY THAN GIRL! BUT I AM A GIRL!
YOUR GIRL SIDE
X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
XYou hate wearing the color black.
XYou like hanging out at the mall.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (OR LONGER!)
XYou smile a lot more than you should.
XYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
XYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
XLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
14! Thats sad!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me.
Dresses aren't my thing. But then again... who's thing are they??
Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.
Just because I fall don't make fun of me. (even though I don't care.)
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Just because I say something in quiet times, doesn't make me weird. Laughing about it does.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. That's right!! Girls are strong!!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with little kiddie things like the Jonas Brothers and Disney Channel, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzer, XxPurpleStarGazerxX~GallagherGirl73~, Sammilovesbutterflies, cammiegallaghergirl
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Sailorgirl3, raisingdanielle(xD), Moglet123 =D, That's Classified (:P)...cammiegallagergirl 8)
We're Teenage girls,
we stay up way too late.
Obsess over our hair.
Have that one guy who makes our heart skip a beat.
We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character.
We get lost in music that relates to our situation.
We’re obsessed with stars that we will probably never meet.
We’re a little off every 28 days ;)
we try to sing no matter our talent.
we don't have the highest self-esteem.
So take us as we are
or don't bother trying.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. (So true!)
I'm not the brightest smartie in the jar. (A/N that's kinda true in some instances! :)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life? (I'm hoping to use some of these sometime in my lifespan! :)
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
Woman: Really? I'd put 'F' and 'U' together.
Girls Don't Realise These Things...
That I brought you roses,
To tell you that I like you.
That I was raised with respect,
So didn't sleep with you when you were drunk.
That my body's not "ripped" enough,
To satisfy your wants.
That I open your car door,
And pull out your chair like I was raised.
That I'm not "hot" enough,
To be your guy.
That I am actually nice,
Not a jerk like all of your other "boyfriends".
I don't have a huge bank account,
To buy you expensive things.
I like to spend quality nights at home,
Cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I would rather make love to you then just screw you,
Like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
But never good enough to date.
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
But when we were about to leave, you went home with another guy.
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit on you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
But not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend.
If I start not being there, because it hurts being used as a doormat,
Only to be thrown to the side when some new jerk comes around.
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before leaving for my second job.
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish,
You could have done something different, been someone different.
That I comforted you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you,
Instead of spending time with my family.
That I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
But I thought that was what friends were for.
I can never do anything right and that nothing I do is good,
Enough to make it in your world.
For not being
That you can't accept me,
For who I am.
But most of all, I'm...
That you don't realize,
I've been the one all along, all this time.
That I told you I loved you,
And actually meant it.