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Joined 12-29-09, id: 2195005, Profile Updated: 10-23-12
Author has written 12 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Kim Possible, Danny Phantom, Peter Pan, Harry Potter, iCarly, and Glee.

Welcome to my page, I hope you enjoy your stay.
My personal stories are really nothing to speak of, but feel free to peruse the favourites list as you please. I like to think that where my writing style fails, my preference remains impeccable.
Although, my views on the subjective are so subjective it's really a pointless subject.

These profiles are here to explain who I am to you, so I suppose I should tell you that I'm a girl, teenaged at that, who thinks herself far funnier than she is and far cleverer than she may ever be.

The plus side of having such a huge ego is that you get upgraded to bigger seats on the plane, since economy can't really store all this self esteem.

That's not nearly all there is to me, but it's all I'm foolish enough to post online. If your own foolishness has led you to the bottom of my profile, please feel free to message me; anyone with such a blatant disregard for their own time is a friend of mine.

Since generally people tend to post their favourites on here, yet I have no reason to tell you everything I'm interested in (It would just bore you, my life isn't nearly as interesting as it seems in my mind), I'll just leave you with my favourite quote, from my favourite man, in my favourite language, on my favourite profile (I warned you I was narcissistic, did I not?).

I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song,
seems like we just got started and before you know it,
the times we had together were gone.

Dr Seuss

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Thunder, Clap Us Open by jellyfishheart reviews
"The day Santana devotes to finally clearing out her closet, three things happen." Touches on family, relationships, and sexuality. Brittana, Quinntana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,362 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Never Asked To Feel Your Halo by BattleKitten reviews
The thing was, neither of them wanted this-whatever it was, but since when did the Universe care about what Rachel or Quinn wanted? Their cards had been dealt the moment they'd entered that shower together. Now it came down to how well they played them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 198,937 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
101 Days of Seddie by popcorn1001 reviews
Whether it be subtle or quite freakin' obvious, the relation that Sam and Freddie have dangles between the line of frenemies and love. Written from a list of prompts, different situations that Sam and Freddie always seem to find themselves in. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 116,285 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Fifty First Times: Brittana Style by MGMK reviews
In any universe, regardless of the circumstances, Brittany and Santana are inevitable. Watch me prove it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 235,228 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Brittany P., Santana L.]
Lets Be Unicorns Today by Skillzyo reviews
When she was nine years old, Santana Lopez caught her first glimpse of real beauty and happiness; and it came in a blonde haired, blue-eyed package. Brittana! 'Cause it was always on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Defining Moments by CrazedLunatic reviews
David and Wes reach out to Blaine after the Sadie Hawkins dance. What they get in return is a best friend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Blaine A., Wes
giving them their graceful lift toward light by possibilist reviews
'Quinn is a bitch to Rachel. Rachel is not a bitch to Quinn. Kurt sort of hates them both.' Faberry evolution through Kurt's POV. Drabble from before season 1, canon through current season 4 episodes. Faberry romantic endgame.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Everyone's Gonna Know Now by Temora reviews
When Santana confronted Finn about outing her, his response was, "The whole school already knows." That was pretty much true. This story is about the first moment or incident in which each member of Glee - and a few others - discovered Santana's secret.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,937 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Pact by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Ten members of the McKinley High Glee Club have had enough. Thus, a suicide pact was born. They must carry out their assigned tasks or face the consequences. Then again, they've suffered enough already. Who will live? Will any be saved? Time will tell.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
My Paradise by XIAmUnicornX reviews
A surge of electricity shot thought my body and found its safe haven within the confines of my soul. My heart beat is escalated, my hands are trembling, my mouth runs dry, and my head is spinning. I've never seen anything so beautiful in my life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
The Perfect Record by SinfulPerfection reviews
Brittany has kissed every person in Glee Club. This is the story of how she did it, and how her relationship with Santana developed as a result. A little bit of Brittany/everyone and a lot of BRITTANA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Strange & Beautiful by emmaoliver reviews
Everyone is a little bit strange, and a little bit beautiful - but sometimes they just need someone to show them their beautiful side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
I Swear This Time I Mean It by Arkantoz reviews
"You don't care that everyone in the restaurant is wondering why you're both crying your eyes out. All that matters is that you've got the girl of your dreams in your arms and that she still loves you."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,819 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
One Step Closer by insaneantics21 reviews
Dreams are peculiar things. For Santana, her worst nightmare comes true with the words "there's been an accident". It takes thousands of steps to rebuild her life and replace the nightmare with her greatest dreams.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,060 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Mrs Pierce Knows by HeavenlyHorcrux reviews
Mrs. Pierce watches Brittany and Santana interact and sees their relationship strengthen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Get Through This Night by morningdelight reviews
"I forgot I was different, then I was beaten." Klaine, Brittana. Two shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L.
Her Story: Philosopher's Stone by HPGunshot reviews
The note said that JKR strayed from the truth, leaving out the facts while putting in her own work of fiction. Two girls at a locally owned bookshop decide to see how much the series strayed as they read from the journals of one Hermione Granger. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,909 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chicken by deeplyshallow reviews
This game is far more dangerous. It's subtle and slow and painful and only gets stronger as time goes on. It's what they do best and neither wants to lose. Neither are ones to give up or back down, they are going to fight, at whatever cost, until they win
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
that unattainable magic, that inescapable madness by i m a g i n e dream b e
The evolution of Vocal Adrenaline. It wasn't always this way.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Jesse sJ. - Complete
A Freak Like Me Needs Company by GoldStarGrl reviews
Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez have nothing in common. Except for their sexualities. And cigarettes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Second Best by Kalexico reviews
Fill for this prompt at the glee angst meme: Brittany isn't a natural blonde, she dyed her hair so Santana would look at her the way she's always looked at Quinn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Closest We've Ever Known by Jakia reviews
The gleeks, and the people who made them. One-shot. A look at the glee club and their parents. Gen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Should Have Asked for Directions by dylanhart reviews
A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,233 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Sweet Release by IantoCriss reviews
A shuddering sob ripped through his throat, and Blaine was grateful for having his own bathroom; hopefully no one would hear him. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. I'm... gay. - As You Wish 'verse - Warnings for self-harm
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Love is not a Victory March by karatam reviews
They've always had something in common. Mike/Santana friendship, Bike, Brittana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Santana L., Mike C. - Complete
Crazy on You by roxystyle011 reviews
Grammy winning recording artist Rachel Berry gets court-ordered to see a Therapist following an incident with the paparazzi. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,686 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Still Us by allikitty699 reviews
Dave and Azimio have a talk. Friendfic. Just a quick little plot bunny. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Azimio
Neo Classicism by Emma CS Me reviews
Tina doesn't think about it. Kurt doesn't know what to think. Brittany doesn't think she has to think about it. Santana doesn't want to think she has to think about it. Rachel doesn't know what to think either. Artie tries not to think about it. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Bleeding Tears by courixoxo reviews
Cindy likes Jimmy. That much is easy to see. But when Betty Quinlan threatens to ruin it all, Cindy decides it's time to declare war.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
Contagious by Lint reviews
It makes you feel better, right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
iMake Excuses by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
Prepare to be overfluffed with Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
In the Middle of a Bench by Dr. F. M. Obsesser reviews
Libby has a plan and it involves Jimmy getting hit in the head... light fluff, I couldn’t resist once I had heard this quote. JC
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
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Strength
Everyone needs something to stop the hurt, but sometimes the need is what causes the hurt. This is the story of each of the New Directions and the one push that showed them who they really were. *I'm not very good at summaries* Chapter 2: Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - New Directions
these tangled webs reviews
If love was seconds slowing to hours, just staring at crystal orbs, then she loved Brittany. And if love was desperately grasping for a label for her feelings, then she - well, she loved Brittany.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
six words, one life
Hemingway six challenge. Six words to describe each character. Better than it sounds, please just look at it! Review if you have any requests.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - New Directions
Memories reviews
To the end, Fred Weasley had but one regret. And it's that very regret that will resurface as the darkness draws in. Unrequited Fremione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lima Loser reviews
"Oh. I'm happy for you, dude. You and her. I always thought it'd be me, but secretly I hoped it'd be you." In the end, he had always known it would end this way; That was the price he paid. No one had ever chosen him over Finn, and no one ever would.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
If It Weren't For Him reviews
Seddie. Sam wonders why she couldn't just like nice, simple Brad.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
A New Epilogue reviews
A completely alternative ending to DH, where the couples that JK set up are thrown apart by Dumbledore and a FF writer with too much time. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Ginny/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Time to Grow Up reviews
Every child must grow up. Every boy must become a man. Peter took longer than others, but it's time to bid goodbye to NeverLand for good. Better than description, promise!
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Peter Pan
Cry reviews
Feeling really bad, so here's a poem to Sam watching Danny. Cheers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sam M.
Right and Wrong reviews
A short one shot that may turn into something more. What Kim Possible doesn't know is very able to hurt her.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Kim P.
Jealousy reviews
Set before Kim/Ron begin dating. Kim has never experienced jealousy before.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kim P., Ron S.
Quotes reviews
J/C fluff, still working on my other story just hit a sort of block. Libby is sick of Jimmy and Cindy fighting, so plots to get them together. But what will everyone else think? Rated because I think I MIGHT curse a little, so just in case.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.