Aka Pine
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Joined 12-30-09, id: 2195119, Profile Updated: 03-22-11
Author has written 21 stories for One Piece, Bleach, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Age, and Assassin's Creed.

Name: Aka Pine Writer, or Sam if you feel like it

Email: aka_pine_writer@yahoo.com

Sex: Female, like it matters.

Age: Does it matter? Don't ask a lady her age.

Blood Type: B+

Biography: I like to read, write, paint, draw, and various other things. I'm not going to put too much into this profile, because let's face it, who the hell reads this stuff anyways? And don't you hate it when you skim through someone's profile and it takes AGES to get to their stories? I won't do that to anyone unfortunate enough to stumble across my page. BUT...I will post these:

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this on your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

What I plan on writing:

It seems I will have to take back my previous statement that I will not do Naruto fics, as I seem to have a plot bunny that will not leave me the thump alone.

Knights of the Old Republic- Deen-a-Me-Tay? (Remember the guy in the locker on Manan? Well...my Revan has a wickedly brillant plan on how to get him out...whether he likes it or not.)

Naruto- Ah, Spring (Kakashi-sensei really did act like a dog...but this was beyond funny.)

Dragon Age: Origins- Character Drabbles (Scenes that SHOULD have been in Dragon Age, especially with my characters).

Final Fantasy VII: Continue the 'Misadventures of Zack Fair', 'Gestalt' (Vincent centric with Young!Sephiroth), and maybe after I finish everything else, work on a currently nameless 'what if Sephiroth lost his memory' fic and/or another AU story involving Zack, Cloud, Hojo, and against game cannon, a still-alive Sephiroth. Also, possible mini-fic looking into the lives that our three favorite SOLDIERs might have led when they first signed up for the program: yes, Genesis, Angeal, and Sephiroth. Oh gods, the horror...

Stories In Progress:

Currently working on the sequel that several of my reviewers asked for in regards to my FF VII one-shot, 'Undone'. Will be rated M for language and blood, but it will look in Cloud's and Sephiroth's life after they leave Nibelheim and up to the Nibelheim incident. Won't be slash/yaoi romance; more like a brother fic, with the elder pondering over his confusing emotions most of the time. ALSO working on an AU sequel to this AU sequel, where there will be yaoi, so as to make everyone happy. Probably will be much, much darker. Why? Because Insane!Mad!Sephiroth is a little too fun to write.

In regards to 'Shaping Bonsais'...I have found my Muse, and have properly chastised it. I *AM* working on it; I just want to finish it before I post the rest of it. Savvy? Good!

Working sporadically on MoZF, Gestalt, and the still-nameless piece of Sephiroth loosing his memory. Dragon Age drabble is looooong, and still being picked at.

Smutty Smut Smut Smut

Otherwise called 'word porn' by yours truly. Posted on my Livejournal until I get up the nerve to post here. If you don't like word porn or slash/yaoi/men-getting-it-on, don't click on the bloody links and come crying to me. Seriously.

~Final Fantasy VII Kink Meme Fills~

Hands that Hurt, Hands that Heal

Original prompt: "Hojo/Sephiroth, with Hojo molesting Seph while he's got him vulnerable and helpless during some sort of examination or procedure. I'd prefer chemical restraints over physical, but anon will take what anon can get. Massive bonus points if you can squeeze in some comforting (doesn't have to be of the sexual variety) afterwards with Zack, Angeal, and/or Genesis."
Rating: MA
Warnings: improper drug use, language, non-con, Hojo, comfort sex, more-than-threesome, and Sephiroth willing to let himself be taken care of.

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Rating: MA
Prompt: "I want Zack/Seph/Cloud with Sephiroth on bottom. Request that Zack and Cloud fuck him at the same time. Bonus: Sephiroth being unsure and allowing the other two to completely dominate him. Remember, double penetration is a must!"
Warnings: Sex, language, AUish, odd humor, and the oh-so-rare NotABitch!Cloud.
Pairings: Zack/Cloud/Sephiroth.

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11295 - Favs: 8,405 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Grotesquerie by DreadNot reviews
A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,051 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
What I Am Not by DreadNot reviews
AU: Anders wipes the floor with Danarius. Kmeme prompt fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Cyclic Dilemma by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. The reason why Cloud has all his memories in Duodecim, and Sephiroth doesn't.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Blanket by Axia West reviews
Anders has never had trouble with women... That is until he meets a fiery Warden Commander with a heartbreaking past. She's not looking for love and neither is he, but sometimes the Maker has plans of His own. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,128 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Anders, Tabris - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Jane Eyre, the Facebook edition by writergal85 reviews
An exercise in extreme summarization.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Renji Reflection by hu3long2 reviews
Renji and Byakuya are forced to reevaluate their relationship after years in the Sixth Division. ByaRen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Wasurenai by Empatheia reviews
[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Empatheia reviews
[Zangetsu] What does Zangetsu get up to while Ichigo's not using him to bash merry hell out of the bad guys [and good guys]? Well, lots of stuff! Like singing!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Zangetsu - Complete
Zoro and the Incident of the Mary Sue by Digitaldreamer reviews
When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2005
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Healer's Embrace reviews
Betrayed by the woman who he thought was a friend and his love, Fenris is sent back to Danarius, who inflicts the worst punishment possible on the elf. Left to die, Fenris is found by an unlikely ally...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,924 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Anders, Fenris
Learn to Be Lonely reviews
Anders had resigned himself to a lonely existence...until two elves decided to take matters into their own hands. Anders/Fenris/Merrill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Snapshots in the Life of a Former Slave reviews
Snippets in the life of Fenris once he meets a Mage Hawke. Mostly humor, slight crack eventual, and some disregard to game mechanics.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M)
Stille Nacht reviews
Fenris shares a quiet evening. Holiday themed.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Fenris, Isabela - Complete
Malaise reviews
Anders tells Hawke to take it out on him if she wants someone to blame for her mother's death. She accepts.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Fun and Games reviews
Desmond meets someone he does not expect in the Animus.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Ezio A., Zevran A. - Complete
Babies are a gift from the Maker, Fenris! reviews
Garret Hawke and Fenris find a baby left on their doorstep. Cue ensuing chaos and cute.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Between Friends reviews
Sebastian has a problem, Fenris lends a hand. Crack.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sebastian V., Fenris - Complete
Shaping Bonsais reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer surrenders to Soul Society. Rated for future chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ulquiorra
To The Wolves reviews
Fenris broods, mulling over his past. Rated for mentioned violence. Oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fenris - Complete
CUT! reviews
In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Misadventures of Zack Fair reviews
How many rules/regulations were broken by, or instated because of, Zack Fair? Quite a few, actually.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Zack F.
Undone reviews
What if ShinRa did not take Sephiroth in when they did? What if he was left in Hojo's care? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Hiccups reviews
Hiccups- where two friends are dropped unceremoniously into the One Piece universe. Shameless self- and friend-insertion. Please don't read; it'll fry your brain.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Cactuar Dance! reviews
Zack tries to pass on his knowledge of the Cactuar Dance to his favorite Chocobo Head. Oh, Zack...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Of Shinigami and Swordsmen reviews
What do you get when you have Abarai Renji meet Roronoa Zoro? Chaos, blood loss, swearing. You know, the usual. A story of Zoro, if he ever heard of Soul Society, and wha lengths he might go to to defeat Mihawk.
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zoro
Disney, Magic Carpets, and Red Heads DO NOT MIX! reviews
Renji has an accident, and tries to explain it to Byakuya. This leads to a deeper discussion involving Princes, street-rats, and why Byakuya likes Renji the way he is.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Rain reviews
A short musing on Kira, rain, and Ichimaru Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - I. Kira - Complete
Animal Magnetism reviews
Zoro is followed by a black cat. Hilarity and randomness ensues.
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zoro, Yoruichi S.
Oro reviews
Nami has a way to pay off Zoro's debts- his earrings. So why won't he just hand them over already!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Oral Fixation reviews
Why DOES Sanji always have a lollipop in his mouth nowadays? Rated for Marimo and Ero Cook talk.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete