Alyssa Lou Dragomir Bartley
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Joined 12-30-09, id: 2195147, Profile Updated: 03-06-11
Author has written 3 stories for Vampires, Twilight, and Vampire Academy.

hey ppl!! how r u all 2 day, may I ask?? LOL!! gasps oh no!! oh no, oh no!! EVIL BUTTERFLIES!! RUN AWWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!! lol

Ok, now 4 some info!! lol

Name: Kelsi (or Jetsparrow!!or Alyssa Lou Dragomir Bartley!!lol.)

MSN: jetsparrow_rules@live.com.au (just say who u r nd that u got it off fanfiction =.=)

Age:15

Country: Australia

Fave T.V shows: 2 many 2 put down...lol...anime in general tho

Fave books: Manga, nd Vampire books such as; The Vampire Academy Series by Rechelle Mead, The House of Night series PC and Kristin Cast; Evernight Series (I 4 got . he he), The Vampire Diaries Series by L.J Smith nd so on ns so on...lol

Religion/God:Wicca. The Greek Goddess Nyx. This Goddess is the personification of Night and is Older and more powerful then the God of all Gods, Zues.

lol...so yeah...lol


Serena: HEY!!

Kelsi: WHERED U COME FROM??

Serena: Tokyo?? I dont know...?

Kelsi:Ummmm...OK??

Serena:Do u enjoy penutbutter??

Kelsi: Penutbutter? You came alllll the way from tokyo to aske me weather or not i enjoy penutbutter?

Serena: yeah, pretty much.

Kelsi: Sweat drops OK...

Serena: Tee Hee! Chocolate covered peanutbutter slathered BUTTERFLY!!

Kelsi: No! oh no, oh no!! THEY HAVE FOUND US!! THE EVIL BUTTERFLIES!!

Serena: Evil?

Kelsi: Oh, Goddess! Serena u idiot!


Religious views: Nyx. Wicca

Political views: Politics confuse me. O.o

Now the more important stuff

Myspace, Facebook or Twitter: Facebook

Fanfiction or Fanlib: Fanlib!! Its awsome!! R.I.P Fanlib

Pirates or Ninjas: Ahh, the age old question... ninjas. Kung fu and all that.

Google or Yahoo: Google. Google. Google. Google.

Apple or Microsoft: GOOGLE. Just because.

Disney or Nickelodeon: Nickelodeon. There's no Miley Cyrus on Nick.

Wii, XBOX 360, or PS3: Wii.

Twilight or Harry Potter: Harry Potter. (Every time S. Meyer is compared to J.K. Rowling another Weaseley dies! SAVE THE WEASELEYS!) then twilight

Target or Kmart: Both


1. Your Gangta Name (first 3 letters of your real name plus izzle):

kelizzle

2. Your Detective Name (fave color + fave animal):

Black tiger

3. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name):

Reece Cheese

4. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):

belkehut

5. Your Superhero Name (2nd fave color + fave drink):

Purple Mother

6. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Kelrucje

7. Your Witness Protection Name (Mother's middle name):

lee


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan Russia Greece so IT IS MINE!


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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)


If you think they should do a Buffy special where she stakes the Cullens, copy this into your profile.


If you think Harry Potter is a billion times better than Twilight, copy this into your profile.


Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he's a sparkle fairy. If you agree with this, copy this into your profile.


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.


If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.


Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you agree with the above, copy and paste it into your profile.


The "I Hate Twilight" Portion of my profile

I did read it, I'm not just saying that. I hate it because:

1. Edward is a stalker

2. Bella sets the women's rights movement back 100 years

3. (I can't stress this point enough) VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!

4. 1D characters

5. I would like to LaPush every character off a cliff and stab them with Forks

6. Any interesting sub plots are completely forgotten

7. The vampires with the more normal tendencies are the bad guys -- WTF

8. Who the hell names their kid Renesmee?

9. Renesmee/Jacob pairing paints him out to be a pedophile

10. Renesmee will need a shrink at some point and/or develop a drug problem ("My lover is 17 years older than me, but he used to love my mom, and my dad hates him. Did I mention he's a wolf and smells bad to me?")

11. Meyerpire =/= vampire

12. Meyerpires are sissies

13. I've read Twilight fanfiction better than the actually books

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!


If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you understand the reference in the above sentence, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you because of it's effects, put this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you avoid people who are permanently smiling at all costs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you wasted two hours of you life watching High School Musical, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you like it when your room is a mess, but your mom/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have writing the same thing over again on these copy and pastey things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

"Never fall into love- you must take it at a running jump." -My grandmother said that!

"It has potential..." Julia Robert

"There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles."
--Unknown

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces"
--Judith Viorst

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation"
- Oscar Wilde

"It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man."
--Miranda Ingram

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. "
--Ambrose Bierce

"Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee."
--Stephanie Piro

"I don't possess a lot of self-confidence. I'm an actor so I simply act confident every time I hit the stage. I am consumed with the fear of failing. Reaching deep down and finding confidence has made all my dreams come true. "
--Arsenio Hall actor

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
--Oprah Winfrey

(I like this one better) "A great friend will come and bail you out of jail at 3am- but a true friend will be sitting right next to you in a police blanket cause you lost you clothes saying, 'That was fucking awsome! But next time you don't throw shit at the dog.'" --Unknown

"Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts!"
--bumper sticker

"Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.."
--John Q. Tullius

To Sakura (Naruto)Haters

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sai at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Funny Quotes

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's stil there- (A good one!)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, but couldn't tell someone your age in the same amount of time, copy and paste this into your profile.

5 Reasons why kids are so adorable

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Random Quotes:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS:Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS:Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS:Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS:Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS:Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS:Already know not to tell

FRIENDS:are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS:Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS:Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

I would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Akatsuki Reverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, RANDOMNATIONS,Deiyasha, TheCupcakeMonster, xMaka-chan hearts Kiryuu-kunxX, Alyssa Lou Dragomir Bartley,

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or anything of the sort religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.


Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .


10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.


If after reading this, and most/all of the things apply to you, join the club!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

Huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better,” but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much?"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to your profile

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a Wiccan, so I MUST put curses on people I dont like

FUCK STEROTYPES! WOO!


Favorite Quotes from OHSHC

"I never thought the famous scholar would be so openly gay."-Tamaki Suoh (episode 1)

"Momma, Haruhi using those dirty boy words again."-Tamaki Suoh (episode 2)

"But I have to wonder." - Hikaru Hitachiin

"When did he take pictures of us?"-Kaoru Hitachiin (episode 3)

This is 4 Howls Moving Castle

"Horny bastards."- Kally

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm going."- Kally and me

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying dog."- Me

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait it's just a bird. Never mind." - Kally and me

"My shirt sure is pink isn't it."- Charlie

"Who would dump him?" - Kally and me

"Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn." -Calcifer


Friends or best friends

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. David

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? K

4. Your month of birth? April

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Taylor

7. Your favorite number? 20

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California I guess...neva been there

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Both

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I had a REALY nice caring BF like my bestie does

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW!)

"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world."

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!)

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"


Ponderisms:

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile and add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover, xMaka-chan hearts Kiryuu-kunxX, TheAnimeGirlWhoLovesVampires,

"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! (And/or if you could never remember this)

If you think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy/paste onto profile. (Zero-kun!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste on profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Lady V-chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover, xXTheVampireNarukaMochizukiXx, TheAnieGirlWhoLovesVampires,


SAVE THE TREES! EAT THE BEAVERS!! If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile

SAVE THE WHALES! EAT THE JAPS!! (Not that im racist! I LOVE the Japs!!)


TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON QUOTES-

"Don't worry Bella, my kung foo is strong!" - Harry Clearwater.

"What a marshmallow!" - Jacob Black

"I'll be in as soon as you put the dog out." - Alice Cullen.

"You're dating an older chick... hott." - Emmett Cullen.

"GRRR!" - Edward Cullen fighting James.


She said that she wanted to get high - He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink - He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said "Drink up"
She said that she wanted to shoot herself - He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up - He took a picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood - He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep - He had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone - He gave her a name tag that sad "My Name Is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always - He asked when he wasn't.


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four.

A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds.

Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.

Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.

1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.

Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
- I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
- I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
- We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
- I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
- I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. - I wish they could adopt me.
- I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
- I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
- We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
- I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
- I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
- I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
- I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
- I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
- I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
- I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
- I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
- I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. Because in my option, no one has the right to do this things just because of who you are, because of something you can't change. Stand up for the people who have been beaten down for years!


FAVE SONGS!:

1. ALL "TATU" songs.

2. ALL "The Perfect Circle" songs

3. Son of Man Tarzan Song

4. Mocking Bird-Eminem

5. Toy Soliders-Eminem

6. ALL "Cascada" songs

7. Hey Soul Sister- Train

8. Tears of Jupiter- Train

9. Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo

10. In my Head- Jason Derulo

11. Memories- David Guetta/Kid Cutti

12. Rude Boy- Rihanna

13. Pop goes the world- Gossip

14. Welcome to the World- Kevin Rudolf

15. I made it- Kevin Rudolf

16. ALL the Breaking Benjamin Songs


~"Sure. We love reproducing. It's one of our favorite things." -Jace- (Mortal Instuments)

~"I'm 17, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex." -Xander-

~"I'm so strong that I walk through this funny little world of yours and I don't notice it. It bores me. But you. You, Mrs. Jackman, you make me weak. I notice you." -Hyde-(James Nesbit)

~"What's wrong, Watcher, life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea. Cup of tea. Nearly got shagged. Cup of tea." -Spike-

~"Would you like to see my mask?...These crazies, they can't stand it. They scream and they cry. Much as your doing now." -Scarecrow-

~"Listen, can't tell you, I haven't f#cked anything in days. Seriously, a gust of wind and I'd go off. So, nothing personal, but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking strait." -Hyde- (Nesbit)

~The night was pregnant with mystery. (greastest Christopher Pike line ever, lmao)

~"What are your qualifications?"

"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

"Charming. Sign here." -Blazing Saddles-

~"We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-

~"The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-

Raoul Duke: Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
Dr. Gonzo: That's so ugly, man!
Raoul Duke: Fuck. Truth hurts. -Fear and Loathing...-


May I just say, I want A Jacob. He's sweet, he's kind, he will do anything to win the girl he loves over... even when it is hurting him. He builds cars, he is strong, and hot! (in both ways) He may act like a jerk at times, but he does it to not show how much pain hes in. If you are a proud supporter of Jacob Black, and think he could so kick Edward's ass, show your love.

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.


10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later

Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.


Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


To Sakura (Naruto)Haters: If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS. If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS. If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS. If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sai at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS. If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS. If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS. If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS. If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS. If you just hate her, COPY THIS

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Funny Quotes

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive. You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's stil there- (A good one!) It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet- A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"


5 Reasons why kids are so adorable

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


FRIENDS

:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS:Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS:Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS:Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS:Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS:Already know not to tell

FRIENDS:are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS:Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

I would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or anything of the sort religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o.\/

Sasori -.-

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.


Friends or best friends

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW!)

"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world."

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!)

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile and add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover, GilbertHeartsHisYoungMasterOz

"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! (And/or if you could never remember this)

If you think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy/paste onto profile. (Zero-kun!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste on profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Lady V-chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife, Neji'sTrueLover, GilbertHeartsHisYoungMasterOz,


If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, but couldn't tell someone your age in the same amount of time, copy and paste this into your profile.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

You May Be A Writer If-

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

UPDATE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU DON'T UPDATE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE, THEN FORGET IT. YOU HAVE NO HEART.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

This is proof that I am a softie, this made me cry!
If you believe abortion is wrong post this on ur profile

If you are against child abuse, post this in your profile...

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am

the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, LellyLunya, way-2-obsessed-with-vamps, WildChildBornGood, Team Comrade 11~


THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?
Orange

Name one person who made you smile today:
Stephanie :)

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Riding to school :(

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Getting ready for school

Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate Cookies (preferably Oreo's)

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No :(

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Er... Butter?

Do you take vitamins daily?
No.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
No

Do you have a tan?
Yes, but not like Snookie tan, or "Attacked by orange marker" Tan. It's from the sun, and I don't do tanning beds. (Nor do I just lie out in the sun and 'tan')

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
No, I don't, I like PIZZA!

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No. Bottom's up

What did your last text message say?
I don't has a phone *cries*

What are you doing tomorrow?
@ my MUM'S!

Look to your left, what do you see?
A printer

What color is your watch?
I don't have a watch.

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?
Ocean, Volcanoes, Jungle, Animals... etc.

What is your birthstone?
Um...A diamond I think

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
any

What is your favorite number?
3 and 20

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
um...Jess

Any plans for today?
Reading and writing as much as I can. (That, and school)

How many states have you lived in?
3 and I am living in the fourth state, but I have originally already lived here

Biggest annoyance right now?
My brother!

Last song listened to?
Pokemon Theme song (me nd Steph's theme song!)

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No :(

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No ( I am the maid)

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I'm not aloud to wear them any more, *cries*

Are you jealous of anyone?
Sometimes.

Is anyone jealous of you?
Not that I know of.

Do you love anyone?
My friends, my family, my pet's. BOOKS!

Do any of your friends have children?
My adult friends?

What do you usually do during the day?
Go to school, do homework, read, write, listen to music...

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
not really

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No. Usually it's "Hey."

What color is your car?
Don't own one.

Do you like cats?
Yes.

Are you thinking about someone right now?
No... but now that you mention it...

How did you get your worst scar?
HA, i don't have a scar!

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

You Know You're a Book Addict If: ( LOL, I am!)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I did when i first read BreakingDawn and Spirit Bound.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book


A kid gives his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: "What is this?"

Kid: "A cow eating grass."

Teacher: "Where's the grass?"

Kid: "The cow ate it."

Teacher: "Where is the cow?"

Kid: "He ate all the grass, so he left."

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Shadows by Mishcabe reviews
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Entwined Souls by Roozu Doll reviews
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Did you say you were a vampire? by DhampireRose reviews
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Quil & Claire by SecretlySpellman reviews
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Curse of the Bell by AnimeCatGirl16 reviews
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Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love or torture reviews
Just as the tittle says: Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love or torture and other random stuff! If u want 2 be part of this...just review...this will include the Wolces and their imprints Clair nd Nessie will both b 18
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Freaky Kinda Vampire reviews
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Angel Redemption reviews
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