Author has written 4 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, and Les Miserables.
Hey, I’m Casutama
I am 15, currently, and I am not what people call normal. No one is normal. 'Normal' is an unattainable standard by which we live our lives, while at the same time wishing that we were different, individual. To be normal is to be invisible, to not exist. We are defined by our differences, our abnormalities, our quirks and ticks. Everyone is different, no one is the same. To be different is, in the very essence of the word, to be normal. In my opinion, as nobody really is "normal", as everyone is somehow individual, to be normal must be considered as abnormal, which makes normality abnormal. Due to this, normality cannot exist.
I'm an enigma who sings in the shower, dances when nobody's watching, laughs with wild abandon, and loves deeply. I am as wild and untamable as the sea; as mysterious and untouchable as the moon...
I am the girl...
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the unexplainable, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
I love reading (almost everything) I adore music (both classical and modern, although I am not too fond of pop music) and the arts, I love learning new languages (English, French, Spanish, Latin, Chinese, Japanese, Czech), and I love the English language, even though I am from Austria where German is spoken I write mostly in English. I am not too fond of movies in general, although there are some that I've enjoyed.
I LOVE HARRY POTTER. Whatever the situation, I am sure to have a perfect quote from one of the books. I could probably recite them by now, judging by how often I have read them. I am not nearly as fond of the movies, though. I’m a total book purist.
My favourite books:
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fantasy Stories, Fairytales, Agatha Christie, Jane Austen, Historical Romans, The Timetraveller's Wife, Les Misérables, Jane Eyre, Hamlet, Dickens' work as a whole, I am also still attached to Children's books and so many others that I can't possibly name all of them. I'll basically read anything that I can get my fingers on.
My favourite films and TV-Shows:
At home, I haven't go a television, so I don't know any TV-series. I am also not too fond of movies in general, but there are some that I have liked, so here we go:
Favourite Classical Music:
Composers: Beethoven, Chopin, Tschaikowsky, Strauß, Debussy, Brahms, Schubert, Lortzing, Mozart, Haydn, Purcell, Elgar, Wagner, Liszt, Bach, Vivaldi, Verdi, Bizet, Mendelssohn...
My favourite bands:
In alphabetical Order: ABBA, AC/DC, After Forever, All Time Low, Apocalyptica, Arven, The Beatles, Black Veil Brides, Blue October, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Coldplay, Enya, Epica, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, The Fray, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, HIM, Hollywood Undead, Indica, Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Linkin Park, Metallica, Ministry of Magic, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Negative, Nick Lachey, Nickelback, Nightwish, Nirvana, Obsidia, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Queen, The Rasmus, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rise Against, Serenity, Simple Plan, Skillet, Slipknot, Staind, Sunrise Avenue, System of a Down, Tarja, Three Days Grace, Trading Yesterday, Unheilig, The Used, Within Temptation, Wizard Rock Bands, You Me At Six, 30 Seconds to Mars
1. Your real name: Tamara
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Maxtamxarx
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Tamizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Eagle
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Maria Schönau
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wagta
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Milk
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Maria Leopold
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Mimy
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kd.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
You own a cell phone
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You like homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.
You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to “hardcore” dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color
I am officially (fill in the blank) Guy
but of course it doesn't really work...
Quotes and other important phrases:
'I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.' - Kurt Kobain.
'School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?' - Billie Joe Armstrong.
'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.' - Albus Dumbledore.
Every man dies. Not every man really lives. --William Wallace
If you live to be 100 I hope I live 100 minus one day so I never have to be here without you. - Whinnie the Pooh
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them - Albus Dumbledore
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends - Albus Dumbledore
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities - Albus Dumbledore
Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self. - Albus Dumbledore
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black
Live forever, or die trying.
“Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back. If you smile, it returns the greeting.”
“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it’d be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.”
“Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.”
"Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one lives forever."
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
“Best friends understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say just a minute. Stays when you say leave me alone. And open the door before you can say come in.”
“Life’s not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.”
"If you understand everything, you must be misinformed."
“If people don’t like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that’s too bad. I don’t want to change to be something that I’m not for other people to like me.”
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
"There’s nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you’ve read only once can’t."
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
A habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why most of us have so many of them.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had.
Always forgive, but never forget.
Learn from mistakes, but never regret.
“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.”
Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You should write a book “How to offend women in five syllables of less”.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.
Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed.
Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live.
God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of falling... and no one catching me.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
There are only two things that are certain in life: the continuity of life, and the inevitability of death.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a pack of waterballons:
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (totally!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yes)
You write fan fictions about the book. (noooooo, really?!)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (my poor friends...I annoy them sooo much!)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (has happened)
Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)
You quote random lines all the time. (it annoys my parents awfully)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (yes...*ashamed*)
You've got a book memorized. (I read the English and German versions of Harry Potter. Then I read the whole series in French, and the book I was reading in was an early edition, so I complained non-stop about sentences missing of which I know that they are in the English edition.)
You've read a book more than five times. (the book that I've read most often I've read 46 times)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (with 1000 pages in one day... but I didn't do anything else than reading that day.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, but only thought about it, not really prepared, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Hedwig, Olga,...)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (well...more like getting them to split up or kidnap her... I wouldn't kill a character)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yeah!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes!)
Your idol is a character from a book (so what?!).
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
An Ode To My Mom
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A Girl was an outcast in her school. Everyone thought she was lesbian, even though she wasn't. No guy would date her, no girl would get even 10 miles next to her. They called her names, they threw paper at her, they cyberbullied her. Her parents talked to the school, they promised to do something, although they didn't. Her Parents told her it gets better, but she was finished with this pain and anguish. She went up into her room, and ended it all with a gun shot to the head. Her parents rushed to her room as soon as they heard the shot. They were too late, everyone was. Her Funeral was the most saddest one of them all. The Bullys went, and still laughed at her and yelled Lesbo at her ligless body in the casket. But no one said anything, as they always did when she was living.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and and electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! :-0
If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever randomly quote Harry Potter movies/books/fanfictions at random times and people around you say "Huh?", copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend hours on the computer reading fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the sexiest line ever is "I love you" and "I know" post this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile.
If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile. (I've actually done that to write fanfictions!)
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. (I always knew that there had to be something good in Draco, don't ask me why).
If you're in denial over Tonks’ and Lupin’s deaths copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you liked Snape (or at least honor him) after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (and not just once!!!)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.
Not everything is as it seems at the first glance. Stereotyping is being superficial. Before you judge someone, GET TO KNOW THE PERSON BEHIND THE FACADE INSTEAD OF JUDGING BY THE WAY SOMEONE DRESSES OR SPEAKS!!!
Not All Gryffindors Were Brave: Peter Pettigrew
Not All Hufflepuffs Were Weak: Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Amelia Bones
Not All Ravenclaws Were Clever: Gilderoy Lockhart
Not All Slytherins Were Evil: Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Regulus Black, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy
Copy and paste this if you want. The bold is you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Retarded Disfigured Clown - Blue October
Waking Up: Midnight Hands - Rise Against
First Day of School: All Because of You - Sunrise Avenue
Falling In Love: Hurricane - 30 Seconds to Mars
Fight Song: Intro (The Silent Force) - Within Temptation
Breaking Up: All I Need - Within Temptation
Prom Night: Drop - Blue October
Life: Call to Arms - Ministry of Magic
Mental Breakdown: Beyond Me - After Forever
Driving: Fallen - 30 Seconds to Mars
Flashback: A little fall of rain - from: Les Misérables
Getting Back Together: Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
Wedding: Anarchy in Tokyo - 30 Seconds to Mars
Birth of a Child: Forever Yours - Sunrise Avenue
Final Battle: Generation - Simple Plan
Funeral Song: Orchideous Symphony - Ministry of Magic
Final Credits: Mother Earth - Within Temptation
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
Favorite Gryffindor: Neville and Hermione
Favorite Hufflepuff: Ernie and Susan.
Favorite Ravenclaw: Anthony Goldstein and Luna Lovegood.
Favorite Slytherin: Andromeda Black and Draco Malfoy.
Favorite Marauder: Sirius and Remus.
Favorite Member of the Golden Trio: Harry. He's the peacemaker of the three. But frankly, it is a really difficult question to answer. I love all of them.
Favorite Black: Sirius and Andromeda!
Favorite Weasley: Ginny and Bill.
Favorite Hogwarts Teacher: Remus Lupin. And McGonagall.
Favorite Member of the Order of the Phoenix: Tonks and Kingsley.
Favorite Death Eater: Snape, then, because he was doing the spying for years, and he did it for Lily.
Favorite Leader: Neville and Harry. Dumbledore is wonderful, of course, and I love him, but it was Harry who trained the D.A in the first place - illegally - and Neville who kept the D.A going through that year when Harry was absent.
Least Favorite Gryffindor: Peter Pettigrew! Treacherous little traitor!
Least Favorite Hufflepuff: Zacharias Smith, although I sort of like him…
Least Favorite Ravenclaw: Lockhart and Marietta Edgecombe.
Least Favorite Slytherin: Lucius Malfoy. Without any doubt!
Least Favorite Marauder: Peter Pettigrew. Treacherous little rat, going and betraying Lily and James and getting Sirius thrown in Azkaban and using Harry's blood...
Least Favorite Member of the Golden Trio: Ah, impossible to answer. The closest an answer I'd get to with that is probably Ron, because he’s a git when he’s jealous, but normally...
Least Favorite Black: I hate, hate, HATE Bellatrix. Really!! She’s just so sadistic, and I hate her for what she did to Neville’s parents and everyone, plus she was the one who killed Sirius, and I love him!
Lease Favorite Weasley: Great Auntie Muriel. She’s just so very annoying!
Least Favorite Hogwarts Teacher: UMBRIDGE! And might I add Lockhart, the selfish brat?!
Least Favorite Member of the Order of the Phoenix: PETER….
Least Favorite Death Eater: That’d be Lucius Malfoy. I really can’t stand him. And perhaps Bella...
Least Favorite Leader: Cornelius Fudge. Let's face it, he was a very pompous, little man, and he refused to see what was right under his snotty little nose just because facing the truth of the fact that Voldemort has returned would sting.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No! That’s absolutely disgusting! Headmaster/Student. And Dumbledore is sooooo old! Anyway, he is gay.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh yes! Especially in his time at Hogwarts but also after he has recovered from Azkaban! Very, very, very hot! I love him!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Unlikely to happen, as Snape and Harry are both guys… and they can’t stand each other… but if it happened, there would be a huge scandal for the least!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Absolutely! There was I time I never read anything else! And I still like reading about him. Especially when he gets to the good side after Harry defeated Voldy in the seventh book and befriends everyone (Trio, etc.) So Friendship Fics. But if it has to be I also like Drarry sometimes.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Well, they are both odd and genius, so considering that: yes. But Dumbledore is about 100 years old and she is about 15… so I guess not, I am tolerant in age differences, but this is too much! And anyway: DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
None. Lily is dead. Unfortunately. If she was alive, Lily/Draco, as she might get him over to the good side and I don’t think she is lesbian.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would scream and run away. Frankly, nobody wants to know what Snape is doing with his student during detention this exact.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
She didn’t care. She really didn’t. Why should it matter that he was old enough to be her father? Let alone his little furry problem. Why wouldn’t he see that she loved him despite all this?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I honestly doubt it. Really. This would be more than just mad.
10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Emerald Green [I'm no good with comfort fics:/]
11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Randomness, no plot, character death
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh, I’m reading them quite often, most actually.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Neville and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Hermione runs off with Sirius. Neville, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with Ron and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Remus.
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Some people think so… I am not one of them.
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
He wouldn’t care probably.
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?
As Remus and Albus are already members and my Draco would unfortunately be too proud to, this leaves us with Ginny.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Luna and Sirius, as Draco/Dumbledore would be really, really random!
20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Remus!!! Adore him. Wouldn’t mind him being a bit more than a sibling, though…
21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?
22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?
Not Ron, not Harry and not Albus, although I love them too, but not that way… hmm. Difficult question. Both of them, Neville AND Sirius!
23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Astoria had loved him since the day she had set eyes on him in her first year. For the next two years, her eyes followed him around, and when he and his brother left with a bang, she visited their joke shop, just to see his charming face again. She last saw him alive before the battle, laughing with his brother. When she next saw him, he was lying with the others, motionless and pale and eyes closed. That was the first time Astoria truly cried: she cried for Fred, the one she'd loved for years, the one who'd died in battle.
24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Hmmmm… that’s a hard one. I always imagine Neville and Luna ending up together, so Neville wouldn’t kill her. On the other hand, Lily is already dead so Draco CANNOT kill her. Hmmmm…
26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?
27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?
28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Lily! Or Neville. Though I love Snape and Albus too.
30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?
Harry? 18 and 24.
31. Have you ever read a 9/11 fic before?
Actually I have. But this is random to no extent. It is completely crazy with which pairings people come up sometimes. I mean, really, Draco/Ron?!
32. Do you think 8 is hot? How hot?
Yes, I guess he is. He’s quite my type, actually, but I’d never make out with him or something. I know Ginny and him belong together.
33. What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?
Nothing would happen because this WOULDN’T happen!!!!
34. Do you recall any fics about 3?
Sure. Loads. I love those that show how he got together with Tonks, and I love those Maraudertime ones…
35. Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
This is a quite popular couple, and I can see why, however, I am not a supporter of Luna/Ron.
36. 5/9 or 5/3?
5/3. Lily/Draco is very stupid, as he’s a baby when she died. But I can imagine Lily being together with Remus before she got together with James. I mean, they are both intelligent and sensible, also sensitive, and she could build him up… I love Lily/James, but I consider Lily/Remus as a possibility.
37. Suggest a title for an 11/4 Hurt/Comfort fic.
38. What would happen if 4 wanted to marry 1?
Lots of crazy things?! Everyone would freak out for sure.
39. Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
Yeah. They all adore him, so … naturally!
40. Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?
41. Does anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Definitely not, and I am glad. I would have to fear for their sanity, if they did that.
42. What might 10 scream at?
She might scream at Harry for being what she calls a stupid, noble git!
43. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what would the song be?
Battle of One – by 30 Seconds to Mars
44. What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
It may be you who carries the name Lovegood, but let me show you that I too can love good…
45. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?
I mean, I am mad enough that he’s ditched my sister, but ditching her for crazy old Loony Lovegood? He’s gone bonkers, really…
46. How emo is 7?
Not at all, actually. Which is a good thing. Where would Harry and Ron get to if their brain had gone emo?!
51. Would you rather marry 9 or 6?
Draco! Of course!!!!
52. Do you recall any romance fics about 4 and 8?
No, I don’t. And I somehow can’t endear myself to the idea of expanding my horizon on this behalf. Sorry, but that’s just sick!
53. What would you do if 2 and 9 were canon?
Oh, that’s not so bad even. I think Luna could do a lot of good with Draco. I have even read some fanfics in that area. It’s a nice idea, although I remain true to my favourite couple: I am a huge Luna/Neville shipper.
54. Do you consider 3 good or bad?
Remy? The best! He’s cute, adorable, brave, cool, brilliant, intelligent, funny, sweet, good-looking, understanding, …
55. 9 loved 1 until 1 ran away with 5. 9 then had a hot one night stand with 6, leading 4 to fall in love with 8. To undo the damage, 8 sets 10 up with 7. 10 and 7 are very happy together, but 8 just feels more lonely. 8 tries dating 12, but 12 breaks 8’s heart to be with 11. 8 tries dating 6, until 8 finds out 6 was secretly dating 8’s best friend 2 behind 8’s back. After even 3 blows 8 off, 8 follows the wise advice of 11 and finds a very happy life with 7.
Draco loved Neville until Neville ran away with Lily. Draco then had a hot one night stand with Albus, leading Sirius to fall in love with Harry. To undo the damage, Harry sets Ginny up with Hermione. Ginny and Hermione are very happy together, but Harry just feels more lonely. Harry tries dating Severus, but Severus breaks Harry’s heart to be with Ron. Harry tries dating Albus, until Harry finds out Albus was secretly dating Harry’s best friend Luna behind Harry’s back. After even Remus blows Harry off, Harry follows the wise advice of Ron and finds a very happy life with Hermione.
56. Suggest a title for that story.
A Very Potter Randomness
57. What’s the most comforting 6 could say?
You are not meant to be with me. Love, Harry, is the most important thing in the world. Your destiny is to be with someone else. I know, who your soulmate is, but to truly belong to her, you have to figure it out on your own.
58. Would you come to 7 and 9’s wedding?
Always. Although I really don’t support this couple!
59. Is 4 your type?
Yes, in Godric’s name, of course!
60. Would you be friends with 11?
Favorites (Harry Potter)
Weasley? Ufff… Ron probably, although… no. Ginny, rather.
Character, Overall? How could I decide. Luna, I’d say.
Female Character? Luna, definitely
Male Character? That’d be… Neville. Yes. Or Draco maybe... could also be Sirius or Remus... no, Neville.
Group Of Characters? The Silver Trio
Adult? Er… Sirius
Ship? Neville/Luna, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/OC, Lily/James
Spell? Expecto Patronum
Sweet? Chocolate frogs
Book? The Deathly Hallows
Place? This is not needed to be asked: Hogwarts
Weasley Twin? George
Shop? Let’s go with Ollivander’s, for now
Weasley? Muriel, she’s… urgh!
Character, Overall? Pettigrew and Bella!!! Damned traitor and phychopatic murderess!
Male? Fudge – come on, he’s an idiot!
Student? That’d be Pansy. Idiotic cow!
Spell? Cruciatus. I mean, if you don’t like them, just kill them already. No need to torture as well!
Book? Uhmm… the Goblet of Fire. I don’t know why, it is just really very disturbing I think.
Ship? Harry/Voldemort. How mental is that?! As if you'd fall in love with your enemy who wants to see you dead and who has killed your parents.
Sweet? Cockroach Cluster
Death Eater? Pettigrew? Alright, he doesn’t count as a Deatheater. Lucius and Bella then. What they did to their son/nephew is unforgivable!
Shop? Borgin and Burkes.
Place? Privet Drive
Professor? Umbridge… although Lockhard isn’t too wonderful, either.
Couples? What Do You Think?
Harry/Ginny? Love it. I think it’s a really nice and cute pairing. I don’t like Ginny with anyone else, and Harry either, although I do sometimes read Draco/Harry, but it has to be very special.
Ron/Hermione? Nice pairing. Really just… nice. You could have seen it coming since PoA
Harry/Hermione? Nope. (with popped p) I mean, they are like siblings. No. Just no!
Harry/Luna? I do get the point of it, I could see it happen, but I actually don’t support the couple.
Harry/Pansy? Really mental. Almost as bad as Harry/Voldemort. It wouldn’t happen.
Ron/Lavander? No way. It’s wrong. That was just a ... period.
Ron/Luna? Also wrong. For Luna, he’s just not sensitive enough.
Ron/Pansy? No. It's ... just... WRONG!!
Ron/Fleur? Nahh. Fleur isn’t really the one for Ron. He needs someone totally different. And he’s not enough gentleman for her.
Hermione/Krum? Definitely not. I mean, as long as they are going out… it’s kinda alright, but normally… no.
Hermione/Draco? I’ve read some of those, some are pretty good, but all in all rather not.
Hermione/FredORGeorge? No way. This is really wrong. Hermione couldn’t be with any other Weasley than with Ron.
James/Lily? A pairing I like a lot. Good for a dramatic/fluff story once in a while.
Lily/Snape? No. Not really. I pity Snape of course, but I just can’t see this pairing. Lily is meant to be with James. Believe me, it’s sort of their destiny.
Lily/Sirius? No way. Really no way. He wouldn't do it, because he is loyal to James, and as I've stated before: She is MEANT to be with James.
Lily/Lupin? I could see this one happen, but as it is Lily's destiny to be with Jamie... I don’t think it can be.
Tonks/Lupin? Love it. They are so sweet and it's good for a little light reading of Drama with Happy End (until they die, that is)
Draco/Pansy? No. I really think that Draco belongs with Astoria, or, if it is good enough a FanFiction, with Harry. The rest normally doesn't work out.
Fred/Angelina? It could happen (I actually thought it would in OotP), but Fed does die so...
Bill/Fleur? Yes. Don't know why, though.
Harry/Cho? I don't think it would last. Cho is alright and tough enough, but she still is too girly for Harry. Ginny can also be girly, but she is tougher and also more understanding than Cho. I think Harry and Ginny are just meant to be.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron? Harry
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Neville or Seamus? Neville ( I soooooo love him!)
Snape or Slughorn? Well, duh! Sev of course.
Fred Or George? George
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione.
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione
Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Hog’s Head.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts.
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor.
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Bott’s
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet.
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter.
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Lupin
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Black
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James Potter or Snape? Severus
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus (you could always buy/make an Invisibility Cloak)
Harry or Ron? Harry
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna
Aragog or Grawp? Grawp.
WWW or Honeydukes? WWW
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs
Death Eaters or Order of the Phoniex? Order of the Phoenix
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore ! (well, why would I pick the noseless git ?)
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa; Bellatrix killed Sirius plus tortured Neville’s parents. And she desires Voldemort. That would be enough reason not to chose her!
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