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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Twilight.

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Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.

1) Severus Snape

2) Draco Malfoy

3) Harry Potter

4) Lucius Malfoy

5) Voldemort

6) Sirius Black

7)Remus Lupin

8) Alastor Moody

9) Fred Weasley

10) George Weasley

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Sort of but not really it was a Voldemort wins and tortures everyone scenario I forget the name though.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Not really I think Harry is more cute than hot.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I’ve actually heard of this couple before and I see where it could work but Severus and Sirus are definitely not one of my favortie couples.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah loads but its always been Fred and George and never Fred by himself.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Possibly well yeah like if remus decides to discipline draco for being rude to him in the thirs book I’d definitely read something like that.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Urm Lucios/Moody no but Lucious/Fred I’d read that.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

LOL Remus would beat the shit out of Moody for even touching Harry.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

He was uncouth, he was unrefined, he was an insufferable mischievous old git, but Draco didn’t mind because Sirius was all his.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Maybe somewhere, though I’ve never read any.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Making it up to You

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Voldemort wants to get back at Severus for deserting him so he sends Lucius to get him back but they end up falling in love.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Of course even I read some on occasion.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning this fic contans my three favorite things whoring slutting and fucking

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I’m like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

That is so wrong on so many levels. 0.o

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The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15380 - Favs: 10,207 - Follows: 8,849 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 171,793 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Summer Days by poetic licence reviews
Summer days, full of possibilities and gentle uncertainties. Written for a pairing challenge. For Nahkasiipi, Dorrie6 and Kessie. Slash: Fred & George, Harry & Bill. Warnings: Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
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Second Chance reviews
Harry gets a second chance to undo his biggest mistakes, trusting those good for nothing sell-outs Ron Hermione Dumbledore and Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last Resort reviews
Yet another Snape mentors Harry's fic, full summery inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
What If? reviews
Slow rewrite of the Hp series full summary inside. Includes slash SSDMHP HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Playing With Fire reviews
Vernon finally goes too far and Harry kills all of the Dursleys and who should show up right after Harry goes murders them but Voldemort and his most trusted death eaters. features a DarkHarry and LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sweet Decption reviews
Jacob can’t handle being with Edward, when it means always coming in second to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Life and Times of Casey Swift reviews
What if one of Freddy Krueger’s victims didn’t stay dead? What if she came back to haunt him.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010
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