Parodius
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Joined 12-30-09, id: 2196671, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 11 stories for Teen Titans, Ben 10, Assassin's Creed, Avatar: Last Airbender, Left 4 Dead, Stoked, Danny Phantom, and Mass Effect.

Pen Name: Parodius
GT: xX Chevalier

MAL

I'm a boy; I like boys.

I live in the mountains, surrounded by mansions, congested by white people.
I long to live in the city, surrounded by trees, overlooking the cascading sea.


Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Avatar: TLA / Book 2 / Chapter 1 - The Avatar State

Sokka: Aww, I feel woozy...
Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity...

Avatar: TLA / Book 2 / Chapter 11 - The Desert

Shepard: I was told you're the person to talk to if I have questions.
Aria T'Loak: Depends on the questions.
Shepard: You run Omega?
Aria T'Loak: *chuckle* ...I am Omega. But you need more. Everyone needs something more. And they all come to me. I'm the boss, CEO, queen if you're feeling dramatic. It doesn't matter. Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule. *pause* Don't fuck, with Aria.

Mass Effect 2 - Omega Station

"You taught me that justice is a contract. Once broken, it can never be mended. You sacrificed so much to protect the innocent, but to the guilty, you offered no mercy. I loved my mother, and I never wanted to hurt her. But with what she did to us, she gave up the right to exist. My hands were shaking when I did it, but you were there to steady them."

"You made a monster of me, father, but I wondered why you saved the others. You left me in doubt. Didn't you want me to be like you? I knew I could save you; but if you felt regret, if you wanted me to choose for myself I would have to let you go, to let you die."

"The Rapture dream is over, and in waking, I am alone. Mother, I left behind and you chose to die rather than have me follow you. But you gave me the greatest gift of all, something I have never had. My freedom. There is no name for what I am, but the world is about to change. I thought we would seize it together, yet as I sat there with you I wondered if even I could be redeemed. Your sacrifice gave me hope. But father, wherever you are...I miss you."

Eleanor Lamb - BioShock 2

"We pledge to the spirits of founding fathers and the glory of the realm, our mother, that we shall be the shields which defend our homeland and the halberds which smite those who would harm us."

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Fandoms:

Teen Titans
Ben 10: Alien Force
Mass Effect
Danny Phantom
Avatar: TLA / Legend of Korra
Stoked


Favorite Pairings:

Games:

Bioshock
Jack X Atlas

Left 4 Dead 2
Nick X Ellis

Mass Effect
M!Shepard X Kaidan : M!Shepard X Joker : M!Shepard X Vega

Cartoons/Anime:

Teen Titans
Robin X Speedy

Ben 10: Alien Force
Kevin X Ben

Code Geass
Lelouch X Suzaku

Fruits Basket
Kyo X Yuki

Stoked
Reef X Ty

Junjo Romantica
Nowaki X Hiroki : Miyagi X Shinobu

Generator Rex
Rex X Caesar

Avatar: TLA
Sokka X Jet X Zuko

Legend of Korra
Bolin X Mako

Danny Phantom
Danny X Dash

Glee
Finn X Sam : Sebastian X Blaine

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The Boy Makes Coffins by Madness of Angels reviews
Two years ago Kaidan Alenko was branded a traitor and vanished. While building his team to stop the Collectors Shepard is given the dossier of a human biotic seen travelling with a talking geth last seen on Ferris Fields. MShep/Kaidan, Steve/Robert
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
The Turian Giggle by DarkExperience reviews
A drunken Kaidan begins groping and embarrassing Shepard in front of Vega and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Moves like Jagger by AzzyDarling reviews
James get the dubious task of getting a very drunk, very frisky Shepard back to the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Shepard (M), James V. - Complete
Starting Over by Celestial Chaos reviews
Kaidan just got Shepard back in his life after their run in on Horizon. And damn it, he's not ready to lose him again. Kaidan/M!Shep. Spoilers for ME3 ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Dirty Old Man by ElZacharie reviews
Vega and Shepard finally do it woo. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - James V., Shepard (M) - Complete
I'm Yours by shadowdweller25 reviews
After seeing Sam flirt with Danny all day, Dash takes Danny to his house. Slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Off the Battlefield by Universitas reviews
Assorted drabbles and one-shots about those rare moments where Victor Shepard and Joker aren't risking their lives. *M!Shepard/Joker* Includes shaving and shopping disasters, the pilot's chair, and fancy parties.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
What I Do For You by Stormcloudishone reviews
A series of Nellis one-shots revolving around the lives of our two favorite zombie-killing machines both pre-, during-, and post-apocalypse; suggestions and comments are welcome!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ellis, Nick
Awkwardly Brother Love by ExtReme-Rain17 reviews
Rex and Caesar were stranded in Mexico city after their visit with their Grandmother., They stayed over in a hotel overnight to talk about Rex's past, while Caesar has other ideas. Rating T to M later. Be warned.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Rex S., C├ęsar S.] - Complete
Sleeping Over by MakeMeYou reviews
10 P.M to 4-Shepard was having one those dreams and it was not about the Reapers! It was about Kaidan. You'd think that the commander was on crack if he told you what his dream was. But suddenly everything turns into one lovely chain between the two men.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Boys Just Wanna Have Fun by MakeMeYou reviews
Between Shepard and Alenko there are sparks of passion. The relationship between commander and lieutenant is a scandalous one. But boys will be boys! Drunkards, tattoos and misleading hints of scandalous sex. All events take place in ME1. Slash! M/M love!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Sleep Creep by BookerSeeFoodBookerEat reviews
Bevin. They're on a camping trip and Ben can't sleep. DISCONTINUED.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Soap Suds by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Ellis lost a bet, has to wash Nick's car, and Nick sits on the sidelines like a creeper through the whole thing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Right Person is Already There by AnimeLuvrBandGeek reviews
Spencer gets dumped again and our favorite tech nerd is there to cheer him up. Seddie FreddieXSpencer Yes, Freddie is dom, blame the friend who requested the story Eventual Chap 2 reason for M rating.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Freddie B., Spencer S.
Only a Dollar by Abbandon reviews
Sam felt very strongly for Finn Hudson, and it killed him watching Quinn kiss him. He'd give anything to kiss him, just once. Sam has a dollar and a chance to make his dream come true. AU of events in Silly Love Songs
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Finn H., Sam E. - Complete
In the Morning by May Chang reviews
ONESHOT. Huh, Shepard thought dazedly as he stared at his very naked lieutenant. Okay.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
High by IsaacBlade reviews
Danny's life has taken a turn for the worse,with his parents divorce, school dragging his social time down, and his uncontrolable addiction to Dash and weed, can the man of his dreams save him from himself before it's too late. Slash M/M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Danny F., Dash B.
Covert Operations by Universitas reviews
From the slums of New York to the wartorn streets of Elysium to the reaches of deep space, fifty sentences exploring the past and present of Commander Victor Shepard. *M!Shep/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Home Work by shounenai4life reviews
Justin needs to do his homework. Max has other things in mind. Rated M.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Justin R., Max R. - Complete
Beyond Limits by Universitas reviews
Sometimes, five 100-word drabbles aren't enough. Seven "deleted scenes" from "Mass Mayhem" further exploring Victor Shepard and the people serving under him. *M!Shep/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Coded Pieces by Universitas reviews
Destroying the VI hybrid's core and freeing David wasn't the end of it. *M!Shep/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Mass Mayhem by Universitas reviews
100 drabbles in 20 weeks exploring Victor Shepard and his crew. Week 20: Both of them are determined to finish the mission. And both of them are determined to come out on the other side. Together. *M!Shepard/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Love me Forever by Imperial13 reviews
Danny loves Dash, but Dash is straight...right? Tucker's got a money problem and Sam's only trying to help everyone get on their feet again, not to mention that little secret she has...It shouldn't be this hard for everyone to be happy. But it is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Danny F., Dash B.
Too Far by BookerSeeFoodBookerEat reviews
Kevin goes a bit too far with the jokes. He finds it funny but Ben? Not so much. Do NOT read if you don't like yaoi. Read and Review. Pure BEVIN. DISCONTINUED.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,755 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Constants by Universitas reviews
Among all the changes in Shepard's new life, he wanted to be the one thing that stayed the same. *M!Shepard/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Joker's Wild by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
How Joker might've worked as a romance option in Mass Effect 2. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Forbidden Lovers by Kagasha reviews
Yuki and Kyo share a kiss in an isolated garden and soon, their feelings begin to venture in territory that they never have been in before. As time passes, they fall in love. Their only problems are Tohru's budding feelings and Akito's wrath.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,857 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Restless Dreamer by BlueBastard reviews
Kaiden is plagued by the same dream. Wandering the ship at night, he realizes he must find a different alternative when he keeps bumping into the object of them. Not to mention the other man is undeniably amused by it all. Kaiden/Shepard.Male/Male.SLASH
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Question Me by M a l a k ' s M i s t r e s s reviews
Shepard x Kaidan. Rated for language. Shepard stepped forward and was suddenly in his personal space. Much too close for comfort. Or not close enough, depending which way Kaidan looked at it. "I'm a Spectre...Alliance regs don't apply to me."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Chameleon by Midesko reviews
Kevin finds himself in Ben's room searching for something he left behind. After finding it Ben comes in, luckily for Kevin he can blend in with his surroundings. BeVin Kevin/Ben Lemon, don't like? Don't read! For Quimbelork rated M! One-shot!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Intruder alert! by Midesko reviews
You'd be mad too if some dangerous person broke into your house at two a.m. to sit on your kitchen counter and drink your damn soda!" He huffed as he finished screaming at the raven. BeVin Yaoi Lemon. Dun like, dun read.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Match Made In by Panamint reviews
Dick and Roy pretend to be in love to solve a case. Wally... just gets in the way.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Lessons by The Alice of Shredd reviews
Because of their similarities, Robin and Speedy get paired up for oneonone training. While teaching Robin how to use a bow and arrow, Speedy gets a little too close for comfort.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Robin, Speedy - Complete
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Underneath the Lights
Kaidan finds himself at Purgatory, hoping to unwind and relax a bit. A few drinks in, and he finds himself talking to a very intoxicated Shepard. What could go wrong? M!ShepXKaidan
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Rage reviews
Danny and Dash take the same English exam, except one of them fails. Later, he finds Dash in the locker room and thinks he should investigate to see how the jock's holding up. DannyXDash
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Sunrise reviews
Waking up early has it's perks; watching the sun rise, checking out the ocean, and kissing Ty? Maybe only for Reef. ReefXTy
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Reef, Ty - Complete
Snowed In reviews
Piles of snow give Ben the day off from school and Gwen out of the house, but with a catch; Kevin, and the brunette is less than thrilled, or is he? BenxKevin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Marshes reviews
"Initially, the plan was simple; stay alive, keep moving, trust no one. But of course that was...initially. Ellis. Ellis; was definitely not in the plan." NickXEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
East to West reviews
Speedy's choice to leave his team behind, might've been the best idea he's had in while. Choosing how he feels about his new home, and the people in it, that's a another matter entirely. RobinXSpeedy
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Robin, Speedy - Complete
House Party reviews
Work was brutal, and the gang needs something to make up for it; how about a party? Reef hopes Ty shows up, but does Ty realize what Reef's thinking? ReefXTy
Stoked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Reef, Ty - Complete
Treehouse of Wonders reviews
Team Avatar's lost in the woods, with Aang and Katara off exploring on their own; leaving Sokka alone in the forest. Or is he really alone? Set during the episode "Jet", but doesn't follow it. SokkaXJet
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sokka, Jet
Masquerading reviews
Ezio's current assignment brings him to the richest section of Florence; a party to be exact. His mission? To assassinate the most powerful man in the city who has turned corrupt. *originally a high school poetry entry.*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Red Light Lust reviews
When Ben gets detention, Kevin's forced to pick him up, and the former couldn't be unhappier; or so it seems. One-shot. BenXKevin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Stranger In The Night reviews
Showing up in the middle of the night on a motorcycle is strange enough, going out for a joyride is another matter entirely. Two-shot. BenXKevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete