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Joined 12-30-09, id: 2196809, Profile Updated: 03-21-10
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Baccano!, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sherlock Holmes, Mentalist, Star Wars, Myron Bolitar series, Labyrinth, Fullmetal Alchemist, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫.

There is not much to know about me only that I love reading and writing. I work hard and try to get stories up as much as possible and I love to tweek other's stories and make them my own. That's probably why i am so drawn to Fanfiction. I am not constrained to any one kind of story I like to add variety so expect a lot of that. when I'm not writing I'm playing tennis or dealing with an avalanche of homework. I hope you enjoy and remember comments, criticism and applause are always welcome: )

Favorite Quotes!

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then

“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo

Perry: My 2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f are! (Kiss Kiss Ban Bang)

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish. (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Charlie Bartlett: Oh trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert. (Charlie Bartlett)

"Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit."
Jonathan Stroud (The Golem's Eye)

(Bartimaeus) "I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered."
(Nathaniel) "What! How long has it been?"
(Bartimaeus) "Five minutes, I got bored."

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You'll Like Me When I'm Dead by Jade-Max reviews
Post RoTS AU - Dark Drama & Dark Romance: Suit-less Vader has learned that Padmé has survived and is determined to install her in her rightful place by side... Minor P/OC & V/A pairing at the beginning - primary V/P pairing. EPIC.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 288,143 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
You Do Good, You Find Good by The BatThing reviews
New Chapter: A kitten, bad grades, office troubles, GameBoys ... yeah, and more. Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,442 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Vis à Vis by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,891 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Underneath the Dying Rambutan by JudasFm reviews
Non-slash. Dumped into a Vietnam POW camp with BA, Hannibal's world is turned upside-down one day when he meets a certain young lieutenant. How the Team first got together and escaped the camp. Please R&R!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,550 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Hannibal
Hiding My Masked Affection by spockjasperlokizukowriting reviews
The darkness deepened as he gently leaned me against the wall, and amongst the chaos and confusion of my mind I could only whisper, "Thank you..." The blue mask flashed then all was still, leaving a hollow silence to carry down the street. Blutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Katara, Zuko
My Band of Fathers by dudeurfugly reviews
A frightened seven year old girl is rescued during the D-Day invasion, and after learning to trust the paratroopers, Easy Company gets one little timid yet stubborn stowaway. And they end up getting more attached than they originally planned...
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Life in a Glasshouse by poisonivy231 reviews
After the shooting, Cristina and Owen have rebuilt their relationship, but what will happen when Dr Burke returns for a special case? And is that his only reason for coming back? How will Cristina and Owen's relationship survive?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Cristina Y., Owen H.
Jack of Diamonds, Queen of Hearts by 221b Baker Street reviews
A series of short stories set in the early years of Patrick Jane and Angela Ruskin Jane , events and experiences all leading up to that fateful day. A continuation of Courting Fire, because so many asked. Dedicated to allanon9
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
Daughter of Apollo, Lord and God of the Plague by Thunder S Silence reviews
Kyle has spent her entire life isolated from society with her mother. Now, due to an unforseen accident, she must leave her home and search for the family she's never known in her entire eleven years of living. How will she fare alone in the big NYC?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Apollo
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Where the Heart Is by Amari Bell reviews
Jack needs somewhere to live, and Ian needs a housekeeper who can handle his seven-year-old nephew. They all end up with something they didn't expect.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,836 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008
The Goblin King's Daughter by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
It's been nineteen years since Sarah ran the Labyrinth, but the fair folk haven't forgotten the Labyrinth's Champion and Sarah finds herself seeking help from the Goblin King when her twelve year old daughter is taken. One catch. It's his daughter, too.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,739 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
The Last Spencer by jedlee07 reviews
Upon hearing the news, he thought he was the last Spencer. He was told differently.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
Never Supposed to Happen by ohcurliehair reviews
A sudden intake of breath and he tore his eyes away from her. A shot at Cal and Gillian's history.
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,927 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Gillian F., Cal L.
Pages Of Red by Heroes.Heroines reviews
When Castle and Beckett meet Lisbon and Jane, thankfully first meetings aren't always the most important. Minor fluff and interesting twists. Read and Review
Crossover - Mentalist & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Patrick J., Rick C.
The Worst That Can Happen by Smitty3 reviews
After Cal is in an accident, Gillian comes to a crossroad.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,260 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Navani by Helen Racine reviews
COMPLETE! Not all love stories end with "Happily Ever After." - The tale of Poseidon and Sally.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,903 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sally J., Poseidon
Way of Danae by Millennialice reviews
Five times her life with him made her want to cry. Once she did.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sally J. - Complete
Inbetween Days by Spydertiger reviews
A selection of short one-shots centered around the daily life of Death the Kidd, Liz and Patty. Even those who live with Death have chores sometimes. Mostly KiddxLiz centric. Beware, will update erratically
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Quondam Iterum by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
22 year old Alex Rider frowned as the doorbell rang once more. Who in god's name would be at the door at two in the morning? Certainly not Ian Rider, his deceased uncle of almost 10 years......Right? Non-slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Amicitia Instituo by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
Jacen and Ian both stepped forward towards one another. "Nice to meet you, sir" Jacen held out a hand."And you" Ian said grasping the hand for a firm shake. Yes, this was definitely going to be panion Piece to Quondam Iterum. Non-Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ian R.
Torn Masks and Broken Games by SnapdragonSmile reviews
She was a dirty faced urchin, now she is an eminent politician's wife. Marisa has learned to be cynical, that there are certain dreams that must be forgotten. Asriel wants her to break the rules. Worse, he makes her want it too. MarisaAsriel.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
HoND: Herlikin by princessebee reviews
The story of a young Romani girl betrothed to the King of Thunes, Clopin, and their life together. This story is positively ancient written in 1999 and has A LOT of flaws, but at readers' request I am archiving it here. Enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Look Who's Talking! by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Life as the Leader of Dogs isn't all it's cracked up to be, as Inutaisho is regretfully reminded of each day when dealing with his two volatile wives and mischievous sons. Chapter 9 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,669 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Like father like son: beginning by Clarlie reviews
Fighting Naruto Orochimaru decides to use an ace in his sleeve. But things seem to happen not the way he planned. Now Konoha receives a powerful ally. But why Naruto is not happy at all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
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An Old Wife's Tale reviews
As hard as it was for Sakumo to grow up the son of the Second Hokage, it was even harder for Saiya to be his wife. Follow their lives before and after his death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/14 - Sakumo H., Tobirama S.
A Time to Mourn reviews
Could they see how angry she was? Did they see the fury in her tear-filled eyes? The wife of the Second mourns the death of her husband. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Tobirama S. - Complete
As Petals Fall reviews
Yohime always knew there were consequences for her decision to be with her lord. Her thoughts as she ages.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Youhime, Nurarihyon, Rihan N. - Complete
20 Lucky Days reviews
Alice is a simple song writer trying to get by in 1930's New York. So how is it that she has managed to catch the attention of mob boss Luck Gandor. Twenty moments she has recalled with him.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Luck G.
Tales From the River reviews
From the moment he was born, Minato was destined to be hokage. Why? Because he was the son of one of the greatest shinobi in the land. He is destined to become as great as his father but his mother vows to die before he suffers the same fate as him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Minato N.
The Way We Were reviews
A long lost lover spots Sirius in the train station and muses on the way they use to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Vampire's Origin reviews
One day Renesmee asks her father where the first vampire came from. He tells her the story Carlisle told to him all those years ago. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Puttin' on the Ritz reviews
Maddie's world is turned upside down when her mother is killed in a car accident. Maddie is placed in the custody of her father, a man she has never met. As she learns to live with him she discovers her mother's death might not have been all it appeared.
Myron Bolitar series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
Haunting You reviews
Patrick's daughter is watching him with his new family from beyond the grave. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Tears That Fall reviews
Roy and Riza's daughter watch as her parents are led to their execution.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Loss of a Smile reviews
Years before Sarah, Jareth had a Queen and a daughter.Years after the Labyrinth Jareth and Sarah had a daughter. When Jareth's enemy kidnaps both girls the two parenst are forced into action to save their daughters and the kingdom.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
From Camp With Love reviews
Apollo currently has five children at Camp Half-Blood. Parent's Day is coming up soon and they are desperate to bring their father down to Earth. Hope you Enjoy :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Apollo
An Angel's Mother reviews
Padme is visiting with her parents when she comes across a hologram of a strange couple. As she investigates further she finds her parents aren't the people she had thought. Her story intertwines with the story of the mother she never knew.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Padmé Amidala
One Without the Other reviews
This is a summary of the relationship between Win and Myron.To be honest I just published this to get people posting in this category :
Myron Bolitar series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Now You Have Her reviews
Patrick's wife looks quietly over a covnversation between Jane and Lisbon. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Facing Death reviews
Death is curious to know exactly why Padme gave up living. A conversation between padme and Death. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Lost Star reviews
Jane's daughter is watching over her father and remembering the time they spent under the stars. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
When We First Met reviews
Onseshot. It's Valentine's Day and Jane's wife is watching over him and thinking about the first time that they met. Enjoy :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Come and Find Me reviews
Irene muses over the first time she met the Great Sherlock Holmes. Oneshot. Irene/Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Will Always Be Mine reviews
The Great One may have been a name many knew since they were children but his Queen seems to have been left out of history. A moment in her life. This is a one-shot but could become more based on reviews.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shinou
When I Saw You Last reviews
Aspen is a young high born princess livinge her life with her husband the Land of Fire Daimyo. For years she has kept her past love a secret but will is soon be revealed after the arrival of what was once her protector? Minato/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Minato N.
An Abandoned Goddess
Hel is not Loki's only daughter. Sidle, his youngest, is stuck on Earth like him in Konoha. Training under the future Hokage she has become a powerful banished goddess. So when Hel comes to her with an interesting proposition, will she refuse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Minato N.