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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Codename: Kids Next Door, and Spiderwick Chronicles.

Hi my name is NoneofYour Buisnes

I Live in Everywhere and Nowhere on the corner of Anywhere and There


I Hate Twilight and think it is a waste of paper. There is no Point to it.

Links to People who support my opinion-


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Excuses for Not Bringing Your Homework

I forgot...

My dog ate it...

I ate it...

My pet llama ate it...

Aliens stole it from another galaxy...

My mom kept it...

I burned it by accident...

I was busy...

Copy an Paste this if your not stupid enough to use these and will just admit that you didn't do it and will try harder next time.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Come on! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say “Run, bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: Bail you outa prison.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you’re in there.

FRIENDS:Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS:Are offend when you make fun of them.
BEST FRIENDS:Kick your ass and alls forgiven.

FRIENDS:Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Will be next to you singing a jail song.

FRIENDS:Will tell you forget it when you want to vandalize somebody's house.
BEST FRIENDS:Are the one's getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS:Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trmpoline.
BEST FRIENDS:Are jumping right after you.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A Good and Best Friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

"When life gives you lemons, why don't you just throw it at someone to make you feel better?"

"Don't judge a book by it's cover. You aren't a judge."

"COCONUT TREES DON'T GROW BANANAS!"

"Give me a review and make me happy."

"Let's be good friends, shall we?"

-trips- "See how I fall for you?!"

"Look at the sun! It's shining!"

"PLEASE REVIEW!"

Boys Are Like Slinky's, They're Useless, But Fun To Watch Fall Down The Stairs

If Anyone Tries To Smart-mouth Me, I'll Slap Them Around So Fast It'll Sound Like Applause

If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes

Your Yearbook Picture Haunts Me

Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt

Boys Are Cute When They Try To Be Smart

All Your Problems Can Be Solved If You Let A Bear Eat Them

Boy + Toy Gun = End Of Life As We Know It For Heaven, Hell, And Earth

Sanity Is Overrated

Lets Talk About What We Can Do For Me

I Wouldn't Trust Me

It's All About Me, Not You

When I Told Your Boyfriend That He's Gay, He Hit Me With His Purse

I Used To Be Normal, Until I Met These Losers I Call My Best Friends

I Do Whatever The Voices In My Head Tell Me To Do

I'm Not Strange! I'm Different!

I'm Not Short, I'm Vertically Challenged

Me And You Is Friends. You Smile, I Smile. You Hurt, I Hurt. You Cry, I Cry. You Jump Off A Bridge, I'm Gonna Miss You

You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Off A Cliff, I Laugh Harder

I'm The Type Of Girl Who Would Burst Out Laughing In Dead Silence Because Of Something That Happened Yesterday

I'm No Angel, Just An Innocent Devil

Good Girls Are Bad Girls Who Don't Get Caught

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!!BUNNEH!!

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Now Who'd Like A Cookie?!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfan

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile !

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. I even said what I was thinking, which made for a really akward silence.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Try not to cry.

“Raindrop”

A

drop

of rain is

like a sudden

knock at the door.

Unexpected, yet often

welcomed with a smile. It

can vrighten your day or ruin

your plans. It can make you laugh

or make you sad. Whether the raindrop

is moving fast or slow, or is big or small,

it akways gets everyone’s attention. A rain-

drop contains many secrets. It is a bubble of

anticipation and surprise. It cleanses the earth

it feeds the flowers and fills the holes. The

raindrop is never silent. It bangs on the

roof, splatters on the window or

splashes into a puddle.

A raindrop.

(\ /)(")_(")
Copy this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination.
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Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. The worst thing you could get from the opposite sex was cooties. Mom and dad were your heroes. Five dollars seemed like a million. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over". Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. Kool-Aid was the drink of choice and the only thing you smoked were the tires of your bike. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that could get broken were your toys. Life was simple and carefree, but what I remember the most was wanting to grow up.

"If I'd had a normal life, I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now. But as I've lead an utterly ridiculous life, I'd have to say that we're apparently surrounded by alternate timeline versions of ourselves." (Nightcrawler, Excalibur #103)

Kurt: "I'll agree to you staying on the team. But if you ever-"
Brian: "EVER."
Kurt: "Hurt Kitty-"
Brian: "I will without hesitation tear your head off."
Kurt: "And I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures all over it before teleporting it into the north sea."
Pete: "Well, the urge to go to the little boys room has now left me."
(Excalibur 91)

Kurt: "Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
(Uncanny X-Men 410)

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train. - unknown

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! - unknown

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" - unknown

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. - unknown

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. - unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! - unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - unknown

If music is the food of love...play on. - William Shakespere

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - unknown

Men aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. - unknown

The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes. - unknown

Vertical - So vertical there is no horizontal. - unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like no one had ever hurt you. Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live like this is a paradise on Earth. - unknown

Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown

I am a pink flamingo on the great lawn of life. - unknown

Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - unknown

I wanna blow shit up with my mind. - unknown (yeah, but I also say this)

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - unknown

"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"- unknown

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.” - unknown

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" - unknown

"Sometimes you need to be strong
For a friend
For your family
Or for yourself...
And other times its okay to cry."- unknown

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."- unknown

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "- unknown

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "- unknown

"Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make good excercise."- unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " - unknown (I know some people who I would love to do this to)

"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."- unknown

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."- unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-unknown

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- unknown

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."- unknown

"Never memorize something that you can look up."- unknown

"Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" -unknown

A life is a life

born or unborn

perfect or unperfect

blind or not blind

deaf or undeaf

young or old

God didn't give it to us just to get

rid of it ourselves by

murder or abortion

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger!

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Nightcrawler's Shadow

If you realize that this ain't a scene, it's an arms race, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a gay friend and are damn proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do too, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (My friends are alway talking about their favorite kind of drink, it makes me sick to my stomach. bleh)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (yep! If you read the earlier part of my profile, you know its Rain. Again, I don't know why. It might have been the hippie impression I did once when I was hyper on sugar but who knows)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Nightcrawler's Shadow

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in X Men (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other X Men related thing you can think of about X Men or the X Men characters. Crazy is when you can open up a X Men comic and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OKD (Obsessive Kurt Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you can write a very thick biography about your favorite X-men character. Crazy is when you randomly shout out CHOCOLATE just to make your friend laugh. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spent time just copying and pasting things onto your profile because you were bored, copy and paste this onto you profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (uh-oh)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've read all seven Harry Potter book out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((Jurassic Park))

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Flubbed Headlines

these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say

JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Isn't a murder victim dead in the first place)

11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (and they said drugs hurt your grades)

MAN KILLED OVER PHONE(parents should tell this to there teens to get them to stop texting)

POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE(What the Heck!!)

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH(zombie workers on strike?)

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this)

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

If you have stayed on the computer literally all day taking absolutely no breaks whatsoever, except bathroom breaks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had the urge to jump into your TV and correct whatever mistakes your favorite characters have made, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think bananas are odd fruits, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to talk like your favorite character (with an accent), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mouthed the words to your favorite movie and/or TV show just to piss off your friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.(I'm pretty sure I live by this rule)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.

I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you ever stop typing randomly, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Bloom: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sky: No

Bloom: Do you like me?

Sky: No

Bloom: Do you want me?

Sky: No

Bloom: Would you cry if I left?

Sky: No

Bloom: Would you live for me?

Sky: No

Bloom: Would you do anything for me?

Sky: No

Bloom: Choose--me or your life

Sky: My life

She runs away in shock and pain and Sky runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Bloom: Talk To Her!
Sky: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Bloom: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Sky: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Bloom: Then Tell Her.
Sky: She Won't Like Me...
Bloom: How Do You Know That?
Sky: I Can Just Tell.
Bloom: Well Just Tell Her.
Sky: What Should I Say?
Bloom: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Sky: I Tell Her That Daily.
Bloom: What Do You Mean?
Sky: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Blooml: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Sky: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Bloom: Oh Some Boy.
Sky: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Bloom: She Does.
Sky: How Do You Know..?
Bloom: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Sky: You.
Bloom: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Sky: I Love You Too.
Bloom: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Sky: I Just Did

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that’s not the shape of my heart

Daydreamer: Do I ever cross your mind?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Do you like me?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Do you want me?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Would you cry if I left?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Would you live for me?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Would you do anything for me?

Nightcrawler: No

Daydreamer: Choose--me or your life

Nightcrawler: My life

She runs away in shock and pain and Nightcrawler runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:22(Well... Im a chick so this is a tad awkward that I like more guy stuff...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Minus make up)

You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

12 (Well, thats lower then the guys side... I reppeat CHICK!)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14(Well... Im a chick so this is a tad awkward that I like more guy stuff...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Minus make up)

You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

6 (Well, thats lower then the guys side... I reppeat CHICK!)

Sweetness

This is really sweet... (And it applies to me too...)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

One day a girl was talking to her boyfriend and she decided to ask him some questions:

"Do you like me?" She asked.

"No." was his reply

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

"No." he said again.

"Would you do one thing for me?" She asked, her heart breaking.

"No." he replied

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"If I left right now, would you cry?" She asked, her heart would be completely broken if he answered...

"No." He said, the girl had enough and ran away. She felt someone stop her, she saw the boy and tried to get away but stopped when he started speaking.

"I don't like you, I love you. Your not pretty, your beautiful. I wouldn't do one thing for you, I would do everything for you. I don't want you, I need you. If you left, I wouldn't cry, I'd die." the boy told her. They lived happily ever after.

"As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is." - George Carlin

"Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose." - Nietzshe

"Fame was like a wonderful drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs." - Homer Simpson

"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas, and democrats have no ideas." - Lewis Black

"Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson

"Tell me - which one of you is going to die this year?" Professor McGonnagal

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're truly free to do anything." Tyler Durden

"Being normal is overrated." - Beast Boy

"It's easy to feel like a hero. It's a little harder to be one." - Penn Jillette

"Nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their face and saying "Ha ha, I'm better than you" is part of life." - Stan Marsh

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anyone will side with you when you are in the right." - Mark Twain

"Anyone can overcome adversity. If you truly want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

"There's nothing more important than family...'cept maybe revenge." - Captain Cold

Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? ―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me? -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

Another Happy Landing Obi-Wan Kenobi

I sense Count Dooku.

I sense a trap.

Next move?

Spring the trap.-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Apparently not Obi-Wan and Anakin

I was begining to wonder if you even got my message

We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested Master. Then we decided to come rescue you

(looks up at chains) Good job! Obi-Wan and Anakin

Why you... stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking... nerfherder!

Hey. Who's scruffy lookin? Han and Leia

How are you doin?

Same as always.

That bad huh? Han and Luke.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

MENopause, MENstruation, ever notice most of our problems begin with MEN!

Come to the Dark Side... we have milk and cookies!

You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them.

Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

Live forever, or die trying.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A) duct tape B) chocolate or C) running it over. I prefer option C.

The reason I am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Don't get mad; get sadistic.

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Budgies are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow... isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

Only two things are infinite:1) the universe 2) human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment!?

I tried to call 911 the other day, but couldn't find number eleven on the keypad!

When you laugh, I'll laugh, you cry, I cry, you fall down that ski slope, I laugh even harder.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? And for dyslexic to have a y?

The definition of politics - 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures'

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. (This is SO something Rogue would say to Remy!)

Due to Economic Recession the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused. Thank you.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's needs of fame and fortune. If you care post this on your profile.

"INTERCOURSE DOES NOT MAKE A RELATIONSHIP! ROMANCE AND LOVE ARE BASED ON LOVE AND EMOTIONS, NOT THE LUST OF THE FLESH! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE IS EXPRESSED THROUGH ACTIONS OVER TIME, NOT ONE QUICK, SIMPLE ACT THAT CREATES NOTHING MORE THAN TEMPORARY PLEASURES!"

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,

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Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, Element Wolf, Viola,JewelandKoal, Lupa Dracolis

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

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Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...

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Now look at your wall and and say STUPID outloud, you will see the shadow of a heart appear...

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If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, Yunih, Rannaty, ONIX-21, bloodandvanity,Jewel and Koal, Lupa Dracolis

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.Weird is the same as different, which means the same as unique, then weird is good.If you are weird and proud copy and paste this to your profile.If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong arguing with yourself.It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash 2112, XDVanilla, Little Prue, GhostAuthor, Lupa Dracolis.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

"-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from

Strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends!" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Tell the truth and run.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?'

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

Beans and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!"

You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much!

Don't mess with me: I've got a stick!

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

I'm so gangster: I carry a squirt gun.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry: I cry. You laugh: I laugh. You fall off a cliff: I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Silence is golden but ductape is silver.

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.

WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasonal cliff...like Bella.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

It isn’t that easy, Sugah.” Rogue sighed. “It’s fate, Falling in love with someone. There is nothing yah can do once it’s happened, but let it. Ah just wish Ah’d done things differently. Maybe Ah’d have stayed.”

“So If I threw my Bratz doll collection at him he would not go away?” Illyana asked innocently.

“No. In fact, If he were Remy, He’d probably keep one and blackmail yah into doing something for him if yah wanted it back,” Rogue grinned at the thought of someone throwing Bratz dolls at Remy. That’d be a sight to see.

Too bad she’d probably never see it, even if it did happen.

“Well, What about if I poured a milkshake on his head?”

“He would go and buy yah a new one,” Rogue stated, sadly.

“Really? After I just poured it over his head?”

“Yup. Probably a colder and more expensive one, too.” Rogue nodded.

“B-but why would he do that?!” Illyana asked, confused.

“You’ll know when yah’re older, Sugah. He’ll probably follow yah everywhere at school, ask to hold your books for yah, Bug yah tah death whenever he sees yah just tah see yah get riled up, and laugh at yah when yah do. And then he’ll make yah fall in love with him, so yah nevah know what’s happening around yah anymore, and always have tah ask people what the hell is goin’ on.” Rogue sighed. “But theres always this feeling, Like yahr heart is doing backflips, or, or...yah know that feeling when yahr on a really fast Rollercoaster? That’s the feeling, that’s what Love is lahke. That’s how Ah felt. How Ah still feel.”

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

FAVORITE QUOTES EVUR!!(and poems/verses of poems)

"Detroit is still hard at work on an SUV that runs on rain forest trees and panda blood."
(Conan O'Brien)

"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."
-Coco Chanel

Mark Twain: "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

Mark Twain: "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way."

Mark Twain: "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

Mark Twain: "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

Mark Twain: "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."

Mark Twain: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."

Mark Twain: "The human race is a race of cowards, and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner."

Mark Twain: "The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become."

Mark Twain: "There are basically two types of people: people who accomplish things and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded."

Mark Twain: "Thunder is good, thunder is impressive-but it is lightning that does all the work."

Mark Twain: "To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than normal."

Mark Twain: "We have the best government money can buy."

Mark Twain: "When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

Winston Churchill: "A prisoner of war is a person who tries to kill you and fails, then asks you not to kill him."

Winston Churchill: "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

Winston Churchill: "I'm very fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Winston Churchill: "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Winston Churchill: "It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right."

Winston Churchill: " 'No comment' is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again."

Winston Churchill: "We have always found the Irish to be a bit odd. They refuse to be English."

Winston Churchill: "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing-after they've done everything else."

William Shakespeare: "I am not bound to please thee with my answer."

J.R.R. Tolkien: "It's the job that's never started that takes the longest to finish."

J.K. Rowling: "If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

Ambrose Bierce: "Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."

William Congreve: "Hell lack no fury like a women scorned."

Elbert Hubbard: "Die, verb: To stop sinning suddenly."

Aunt May, Spiderman 2: "I believe there's a hero in all of us..."

Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight: "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian."

Albert Einstien: "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

Albert Einstien: "If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin: "We are all born ignorant, but one must work very hard to remain stupid."

C.S. Lewis: "A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunitic can put out the sun by scibbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

Douglas Malloch:
The tree that never has to fight
For sun and sky and air and light,
But stood out in the open plain
And always got its share of rain,
Never became a forest king
But lived and died a srubby thing...
Good timber does not grow with ease,
The stronger wind, the stronger trees.

Robert Frost: "The best way out is always through."

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
Robert Frost

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on.
Robert Frost

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost

Freedom lies in being bold.
Robert Frost

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
Robert Frost

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert Frost

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
Robert Frost

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
Robert Frost

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.
Robert Frost

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.
Robert Frost

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

Nothing can make injustice just but mercy.
Robert Frost

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.
Robert Frost

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Robert Frost

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward.
Robert Frost

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.
Robert Frost

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second.
Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.
Robert Frost

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader.
Robert Frost

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.
Robert Frost

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.
Robert Frost

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.
Robert Frost

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.
Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost

We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows.
Robert Frost

What we live by we die by.
Robert Frost

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country.
Robert Frost

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.
Robert Frost

You can't get too much winter in the winter.
Robert Frost

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
Robert Frost

"Don't count the days, make the days count."

-Muhammad Ali

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" -Edgar Bergen

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. —African proverb

If the law is against you, bang on the facts. If the facts are against you, bang on the law. If both are against you, bang on the table.

"Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses." Alphonse Karr

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings. -Diogenes of Sinope

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -Mark Twain

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso

"I’m the one who’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to." Jimi Hendrix

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." -Confucius

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." -Albert Einstein

"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." -Ben Stein

“To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.” St. Thomas Aquinas

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." -Albert Einstein

"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." -George Bernard Shaw

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." -Henry Ford

I am not young enough to know everything

by Oscar Wilde.

"If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it." -Herodotus

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done." -Dwight D. Eisenhower

"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down." -Mary Pickford

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." -Anais Nin

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom." -Bob Dylan

"Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly." - Lauren Bacall

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." -Edgar Allan Poe

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." -Will Rogers

"Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them." -Peter Ustinov

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." -George F. Will

"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that." - Lauren Bacall

"Youth is wasted on the young" -George Bernard Shaw

"Brevity is the soul of wit."
William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 2 scene 2

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." -Charles Kuralt

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If there were no God, there would be no atheists." - Where All Roads Lead, 1922; Gilbert Chesterton

"On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux."

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."
The fox to the little prince.
By Antoine de Saint-Exupéry in the book 'The Little Prince.'

"Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60."Gore Vidal

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."-Eddie Izzard

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." -R. D. Laing

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." -John Cleese

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." -Al Franken

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." -Charles Kuralt

A Brook In The City

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--> The farmhouse lingers, though averse to square
With the new city street it has to wear
A number in. But what about the brook
That held the house as in an elbow-crook?
I ask as one who knew the brook, its strength
And impulse, having dipped a finger length
And made it leap my knuckle, having tossed
A flower to try its currents where they crossed.
The meadow grass could be cemented down
From growing under pavements of a town;
The apple trees be sent to hearth-stone flame.
Is water wood to serve a brook the same?
How else dispose of an immortal force
No longer needed? Staunch it at its source
With cinder loads dumped down? The brook was thrown
Deep in a sewer dungeon under stone
In fetid darkness still to live and run --
And all for nothing it had ever done
Except forget to go in fear perhaps.
No one would know except for ancient maps
That such a brook ran water. But I wonder
If from its being kept forever under,
The thoughts may not have risen that so keep
This new-built city from both work and sleep.

Robert Frost

A Dream Pang

I had withdrawn in forest, and my song
Was swallowed up in leaves that blew alway;
And to the forest edge you came one day
(This was my dream) and looked and pondered long,
But did not enter, though the wish was strong:
You shook your pensive head as who should say,
‘I dare not—too far in his footsteps stray—
He must seek me would he undo the wrong.

Not far, but near, I stood and saw it all
Behind low boughs the trees let down outside;
And the sweet pang it cost me not to call
And tell you that I saw does still abide.
But ’tis not true that thus I dwelt aloof,
For the wood wakes, and you are here for proof.

Robert Frost

the oven bird by robert frost
There is a singer everyone has heard,
Loud, a mid-summer and a mid-wood bird,
Who makes the solid tree trunks sound again.
He says that leaves are old and that for flowers
Mid-summer is to spring as one to ten.
He says the early petal-fall is past
When pear and cherry bloom went down in showers
On sunny days a moment overcast;
And comes that other fall we name the fall.
He says the highway dust is over all.
The bird would cease and be as other birds
But that he knows in singing not to sing.
The question that he frames in all but words
Is what to make of a diminished thing.

Robert Frost "Nothing Gold Can Stay"
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf,
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.

Robert Frost "The Road Less Travelled By"
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

"The Rose Family" by Robert Frost:
The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But the theory now goes
That the apple's a rose,
And the pear is, and so's
The plum, I suppose.
The dear only knows
What will next prove a rose.
You, of course, are a rose -
But were always a rose.

Robert Frost:
There is a singer everyone has heard
Loud, a mid-summer and mid-wood bird
Who makes the solid tree trunks sound again

Robert Frost:
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost:
I end not far from my going forth
By picking the faded blue
Of the last remaining aster flower
To carry again to you.

William Stryker: The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.

Logan reveals the adamantium claws
Victor Creed: Oh! Shiny. Tell me something, Jimmy. Do you even know how to kill me?
Logan: I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off. See if that works.

William Stryker: I promise you two things. You will suffer more pain than any other man can endure, but you'll have your revenge.
Logan: I come with you, I'm coming for blood. No law. No code of conduct. You point me in the right direction, you get the hell out of my way.

Kayla Silverfox: You're not an animal, Logan.

Logan: Why?
Victor Creed: Why? You don't call. You don't write. How else am I supposed to get our attention?

Travis Hudson: We all got a choice, Son.
Logan: Mine got taken. That will never happen again.

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

Wade Wilson: All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places, meet new exciting people and then kill them. So I become a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.

Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding. They will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?

Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Remy LeBeau: Do I owe you money?
Logan: No.
Remy LeBeau: Then Remy LeBeau, I am.

Logan: (Last Lines) I'll find my own way.
Remy LeBeau: Good luck.

Remy LeBeau: You miss me?

Chris Bradley: I'm not afraid of you, Victor. I'm afraid of dying.
Victor Creed: How do you know? You've never tried it before.

Kayla Silverfox: Why the moon is so lonely?
Logan: Why?
Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.
Logan: You tell this to the kids?
Kayla Silverfox: No.
Logan laughs
Kayla Silverfox: His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the spirit world together.
Logan: Oh, this is a true story.
Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu that the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu didn't know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up in the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But... he can never touch her again.
Logan: Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

Logan: I thought you were the Moon and I was your Wolverine. Turns out you're the Trickster, and I'm just the fool who got played.

Victor Creed: Nobody gets to kill you but me!

Logan: Do I look like a man who exaggerates?

Victor Creed: to Logan when they are about to get executed Wake me when it's over.

Kayla Silverfox: Walk until your feet bleed. Then keep walking.

Wade Wilson: Okay. People are dead.
William Stryker: If you didn't have that mouth of yours, Wade, you'd be the perfect solider.

William Stryker: Your country needs you.
Logan: I'm Canadian.

Wade Wilson: Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.
Logan: looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.
Frederick J. Dukes: I love her.
Logan: You love her? After one night?
Frederick J. Dukes: She's a gymnast.

Frederick J. Dukes: You gonna puke?
Logan: If we were meant to fly, we'd grow wings.
David North: Aww, don't worry Nancy, more people die from driving than flying.
Logan: Yeah? How 'bout impaling?
John Wraith: Hey be nice. Or be your approximation of nice... would you like a bucket?

William Stryker: I have a job for you.
Logan: I already have a job.
David North: Lumberjack? Eighteen grand a year?
Logan: Eighteen five. And I haven't had to kill anybody.
David North: Miss it?
Logan: Right about now I am.
David North: Yeah?
William Stryker: Zero, back to the car.
Logan: nods to the car as Zero keeps looking at him Atta boy.
clicks tongue. Zero goes to the car

Female Bartender: Are you drinking to forget?
Logan: No. I'm drinking to remember.

Logan: upon seeing the obese Fred Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.
John Wraith: Hey, be nice, man.
Logan: looks at Fred's tattoo Hey, fat... Fred. I seem to remember that girl when was about 85 pounds, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.
Logan: You know where Victor is?
Frederick J. Dukes: No idea.
Logan: Where's the island, slim?
Frederick J. Dukes: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.
Logan: Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is. So come on, bub, for old times' sake, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Did you just call me Blob?
Logan: No, but...
they fight it out in the boxing ring and Fred cold cocks him by knocking him out of the ring
John Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?
Logan: I didn't call him Blob. I said "bub". God damn it.

Remy LeBeau: You don't like flying, huh?
Logan: I'm fine. Just concentrate on what you're doing.
Remy LeBeau: You sure? You got a bit of sweat on your brow there.
Logan: Very funny. Just keep your eyes on the...
Remy LeBeau: On the what? The clouds? Keep my eyes on the clouds?
Logan: You're going up and down like a freaking yo-yo here! Where'd you get this thing, anyway?
Remy LeBeau: Oh, this is my baby. I won here in a game. Jacks over fives.
Logan: Great.
Remy LeBeau: Relax. We're almost there.
they arrive at the island
Remy LeBeau: There it is. The island. Three Mile Island. Hiding in plain sight. No one's gonna snoop around a nuclear reactor. They think it's gonna turn them into freaks.
Logan: Like you?

Logan confronts Weapon XI, AKA Deadpool
Logan: Wade, is that you?
close-up of Weapon XI's face shows his mouth has been completely sealed off
Logan: snorts Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.

Heather Hudson: Travis.
Stopping the truck after seeing Logan running across their driveway and running into the barn
Heather Hudson: I think there's a naked man in our barn.
Travis Hudson: Yep.

Carl Fredricksen: Carl, with his house high in the air, opens his door to see who knocked on it. Looking around, he spots Russell and yells... Whaa!
Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!
Carl Fredricksen: What are you doing out here, kid?
Russell: I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse.
His flag then blows away in the wind, and he gasps
Russell: Turns to Mr. Fredricksen Please let me in.
Carl Fredricksen: pause No.
He slams the door shut
Carl Fredricksen: Russell waits uncertainly for a few seconds. The door opens again Oh, all right...
Russell runs inside

Russell: from trailer Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross...
Carl Fredricksen: No!
closes the door on Russell's foot
Russell: Ow.

Carl Fredricksen: seeing all the animal eyes from the shadows You got a "run away in terror" badge?
Russell: No.
Carl Fredricksen: grabing his hand to run Time to earn it!

Charles Muntz: on board his Spirit of Adventure airship Does anyone know WHERE THEY ARE?
Russell suddenly is dragged across the large window by a garden hose. Muntz stares while his eye twitches

(Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter)
Wolverine: Hey! It's me.
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops Okay.

Logan: (Logan's first line) Beer.

Magneto: You homo sapiens and your guns.

(commenting on the X-Men uniforms)
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

Logan: What the hell are you doing?
Rogue: I'm sorry. I need a ride, I thought you could help me. I...
Logan: Get out!
Rogue: Where am I supposed to go?
Logan: I don't know.
Rogue: You don't know, or you don't care?
Logan: Pick one.

(trapped inside the Statue of Liberty)
Cyclops: Storm, fry him!
Magneto: Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?

(In the ring, before the fight with Wolverine)
Emcee: Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.
Stu: You said "anything goes"!
Emcee: Anything goes, but he'll take it personal.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Where are you going?
Wolverine: To find her.
Storm: How?
Wolverine: The traditional way: look!

Logan: There's someone here.
Cyclops: Where?
Logan: I don't know. Keep your eye open.

Cyclops: All right, we can insert here at the George Washington Bridge, come around the bank just off of Manhattan, land on the far side of Liberty Island, here.
Wolverine: What about harbor patrol? Radar?
Cyclops: If they have anything that can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us.

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

Cyclops lands the plane abruptly
Cyclops: Sorry.
Wolverine: You call that a landing?

talking about "The Cure"
Logan: Well, for all we know, the government helped cook this up.
Dr. Hank McCoy: I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this.
Logan: I've heard that before.
Dr. Hank McCoy: My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.
Logan: to the Professor Did he just call me boy?

Logan: while he and Beast are fighting off Magneto's forces I thought you were a diplomat.
Dr. Hank McCoy: As Churchill said, "There comes a time when every man must..."
pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another
Dr. Hank McCoy: Oh, you get the point!

Limb-Growing Mutant: Wolverine is slicing the arms off a mutant who grows them back Come on.
Logan: Wolverine, using all his strength, kicks him in the balls. The mutant falls over Grow those back.

Logan: That was my last cigar.

Logan: Who's the furball?
Dr. Hank McCoy: Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs
Logan: Right, right. The secretary. Nice suit.
Prof. Charles Xavier: Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh...
Dr. Hank McCoy: Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal.
Logan: Look who's talkin'.

Dr. Hank McCoy: wearing his old X-men jacket Hard to believe this once fit me.

"looks like it's open season on mutants again. how do you feel, nightcrawler?"
"black and blue all over. but i'm that, anyway." (cyclops and nightcrawler)

Sentinel is on the xavier grounds and destroying the institue and beating wolverine colossus and cyclops...
Cyclops- Behind me! guys get behind me now
Wolverine- I gotta get its mainframe
Cyclops- There isn't time, I want this thing off my lawn now
Cyclops takes off his visors and then the whole next panel becomes red
Wolverine- Every Now and then summers... I remeber why you're still in charge.

F4 and x-men just took down a monster
Wolverine: Oughta Be grateful
The thing: Grateful
Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped fore you bothered to show
The thing: Did'nt they come up with a cure for your kind?
Wolverine: You got a problem with Mutants
The thing: I meant Canadians

Gambit: Everyone can relax gambit has returned

Jericho: "Voodoo power. The mystic power of a mighty Houngan Priest, bestowed upon me by the ancient and all-powerful spirit-gods of the Loa. And with a little help from the good folks at Flik Lighter Company... pyrokinetics, the control of smoke and flame. Immunity to fire. And enhanced strength. Among other things."
Gambit: "Not bad. Bet you come in handy on camping trips too."

Nightcrawler: Peter, my friend...
Colossus: Da?
Nightcrawler: Your foot...
Colossus: Da?
Nightcrawler: please remove it from my splen..

Gambit: (From House of Cards series) Okay... maybe i am homo superior... ...but i'm only human

Gabbit:If I've learned anyt'ing about life wit de X-Men--it's dat anyt'ing is possible

Gambit:You want me to kinetically charge dese cards--and use 'em to make a new doorway outta de wall instead? Just when I was afraid de only reason ya asked me to come along is my irrisistable animal magnetism.

Gambit:I throw de cards. De cards go boom! End of bad guy. End of story.

Gambit:To my friends, de name's Remy LeBeau. To my enemies, it's Gambit! You can go on ahead an' forget dat first name right about now.

Gambit:"After all dis time--an' I still manage to impress myself."

Wolverine classic line: "I'm the best in what i do kid, and what i do ain't nice".

Cyclops, in Phoenix Endsong: "I'm getting tired of burying my wife"

Wolverine: ...NIGHTCRAWLER? Looks like you finally got that OPERATION huh?
Nocturne: No. I'm NOCTURNE... Nightcrawler and the Scarlet Witch's daughter from an ALTERNATE REALITY.
Wolverine: ... Uh-huh. Man, I'm so SICK of female knockoffs of established characters who--
X-23: Hey, can I borrow the car?
Wolverine: ... I gotta remember to stop leaving my DNA layin' around.

Gambit: If ya mess wit t'e KING's QUEEN, youd better watch your ACE, JACK

Gambit:Day two. No food, but I found a tape recorder. Figure a journal might help if some explorer finds a frozen Cajun Surprise a few hundred years from now. Been spelunkin' a bit. Diggin' through th' remains of the base. Seein' what I might find. Place really pancaked in on itself when it blew up. Makes for a really tight squeeze getting around. On the plus side, there's no food, so I'm losin' enough weight to slink around in no time at all. Day four. Cold. Never been colder. Loisiana Bayou boy chillin' in th' Antarctic. Go figure. An' whose fault is it you're in this mess? Your own an' you know it. Can't even get the power to come back on. No lights. No heat. An' did I mention--no food?! Glass is half full, plenty of water, just wedge some ice under my armpit until it melts. Wouldn' want my legacy t' be nothin' but whinin', after all...an' what will my legacy be? A life of takin' things. Stealin'. But never buildin' anything. No real friendships. No lasting loves. And family? Any family that didn' betray me...I ended up betrayin'. No chance t'tell them how sorry I am. No guts t'tell them when I had the chance. Woe is me. I really hate the morose Gambit. Let him die here, figuratively, if not literally. Dinner time! Let's scrounge for plastic shavings an' seat covers! Almos' done...can't survive off scraps...gotta leave...but I know I won't make it...more'n a few kilometers... One last room... Haven't been able t'get into...maybe somethin' there... Food--a plane--anythin' be nice about now... Make a deal wit' th' devil himself at this point...

Gambit:Y'know, I've had a pretty good night of it--an'what does that say 'bout me, considerin' I spent most of it wit' people tryin' t'kill me--an' I'd rather it not be ruined by your Oprah-moment!

Gambit:The gentleman assumes the pot is his to win...but I have a literal ace up my sleeve.

Gambit:"Okay, our first order of business is...findin' out who--other than most of you in this room, that is--wants me dead!"

Gambit:You fellas wanna see a card trick?"

Gambit:Oh, dat's gonna leave a mark!

Gambit:Stop screamin' like a girl at a Backstreet Boys concert! I had a hunch th'explosion wouldn't hurt you.

Gambit:You know it's a bad sign when I'm de voice of reason

Gambit:Playin' for keeps is still playin', Mon Ami, so take a card...ANY CARD!"

Gambit:I'm a thief, chere, jus' doin' what comes natural

Gambit:Pardon my asking, m'sieu...but who died and made you God?"

Gambit:Fin'ly. I knew if I wore dis trench coat long enough... it'd event'ly come in handy (XD!)

Gambit:Eventually, one of you mooks is gonna realize not to play poker wit' me--'cause my hand will always win th' pot!

Gambit:Ahh, de good ol' days, when dis thief's only concern was the big score. Tell me, Yuio, how'd you and I ever get involved in dis whole Hero Gig?

Gambit:Lookee here, mes amis...another bad guy wit' his hair pulled into a pony tail. Is there some dress code nobody tell me 'bout?

Gambit:S'il vous plait! That is no way to treat a lady, m'sieu--'specially when dat lady is my wife.

I wouldnt apologize to you if I had run over your mother with a cement truck (Wolverine to Cyber)

Wolverine: All right, you egg-suckin' piece of gutter trash! You always did like pushin' around people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try pushin' me!

Cyclops: Rogue, can you see Bishop?
Rogue: I could spit on him, if I wasn't a lady. Looks like he's running for Congress.

Jubilee: Did you see what she did?
Storm: Yes, Rogue has a way with men.

Jubilee: How did you do that?
Gambit: With style, Petite. With style.

Wolverine: I always thought you had a soft spot for that Cajun.
Rogue: Bout as soft as you, fat-head! You gonna shut up or am I gonna have to help you?

Storm: Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it.
Gambit: Storm makes jokes now, what's next?

Rogue: Some "power," huh? That's when the boys stopped calling.
Beast: Consider yourself fortunate. I had dandruff.

Jubilee: "Restaurant? You'll be lucky if he takes you to a Taco Bell, Rogue." (Talking about Gambit)

Rogue (to Bobby): "You are deader than a snowman in July! An’ ah mean TV-movie of the week, CNN all-day coverage kinda dead! No... wait... better yet... ah’ll just let you live... since everyone knows just bein’ you punishment enough!"

Jean: "I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as Gambit can be... those eyes, that grin, the body -- it takes a girl's breath away."
Scott: "Oh really? When next the opportunity presents itself... remind me to drop a truck on him."
Xavier: "Cyclops."
Scott: "A big truck."
Xavier: "Cyclops."
Scott: "A really big truck."

Professor Xavier: "Hello Erik. Nice helmet." - X-men #1

Rogue: "An' from the sound of it, the poor darlin' ain't too happy. Will y'all listen to that language? an' she calls herself a lady!"

Remy: "Worse fates spring to mind, Chere."
Rogue: "That's all Ah'd need - thoughts o' you running through my head twenty four hours a day."
Remy: "How'd dat be any different than now?"

Remy:"I t'ought I joined de X-Men, not de Brady Bunch."

Cyclops: Y-You found me?!
Phoenix A wife should also know where the hubby is. Besides I read minds remember? You Tarzan -- me Jean the telepath.

Havok: "For God's sake, Rogue. He's a PSYCHOPATH."
Rogue: "I'll be absorbing his MEMORIES, not going on a DATE with him."
Gambit: "Glad to hear it."

(Nightcrawler has been hurt in the Blackbird's crash, and is being pulled on a makeshift stretcher by his teammates.)
Nightcrawler: Katzchen... are you okay...?
Wolverine: Fresh as a daisy, bub... but if you call me Kitty again, I'm gonna break my rule about slappin' around furry invalids.

Jubilee: "Show-off! I was just about to do that!"
Beast: "I am certain. Fact is, I was sitting over there thinking, "What would Jubilee do in MY place?"

Angel: (about Scarlet Witch) "Wow! What a dish! If she's an evil mutant, I want an application blank!"

Havok: “Did you get anything from the zombie?”
Rogue: “Yep. I got weirded out.”

Kurt: “Everywhere you go, mother….there’s always trouble.”
Mystique: “He started it.”

Bobby (when he’s about to be killed): “Me? A mutant? You kiddin’? I work in the kitchens here. Most nights I spit in their soup, just for the hell of it!”

Kitty: And I was just a geeky gangly, barely teenager—struggling to pay attention to this exotic, beautiful woman talking to me--when all I could think about was the “God” that was sitting at the counter. In retrospect, the first glimmer of a school girl crush on the tall handsome stranger. That may have been the last “normal” instant of my life.

Kitty: Standing there in the shadow of Peter—under the protection of Colossus—I just knew I would always be safe. That he would always be there to protect me. Always.

Kitty: I should have been terrified…and I might have been. Except for him. Here I had only officially been a mutant for what, ten seconds? And I already met my knight in shining armor. Literally

Kitty: Here I am… holding him in my arms again. Only this time I don’t have to comfort him. I don’t have to protect him. I don’t have to do anything….but say goodbye. Welcome home Piotr Nikolaevitch Rasputin.
X-men # 110 (as she scatters Piotr’s ashes)

Trish: “It’s slippery, Hank!”
Hank: “It’s ice, Trish, It’s supposed to be.”

Jean Grey: “You’re a firecracker, Creed…and I’m an atom bomb.”

Iceman: “Stop fighting and make nice! Or Iceman will make ice! Okay; lame, I know, but I’m still making you look stupid.”

Iceman: “What kind of name is ‘X-23’? It is totally Star Trek. Y’ know what I’m saying? Can’t we just call you ‘Trudy’ or something?”

Rogue: “That’s why I have to be the one to watch her, Scott. You see that, right? Sooner or later, she’s gonna try to stick the knife into someone. And I’ll be there to break her arm and make her swallow it.”
Beast: “If you wanted to take this conversation out into the hallway, Scott, I’d miss you, but I’d cope.”

Logan: “Affairs of the heart…Always the best, always the worst. Don’t worry, kid--you get stomped on by yer life enough times, you’ll learn not to let it get to you, like me—“
Kitty: “Oh Goodie…you mean I can be as warm and open as you, Mister Tough Guy? Or is it ‘Mister Viper’ on your wedding license?”

Rogue: “You got no call for such anger, Northstar—you got talent, skills—you’re a champion!”
Northstar: “I am a mutant. Without my super speed, I am nothing. I have nothing.”
Rogue: That’s funny. Without mine…Ah’d be everything.”

Rogue: “Look out, Hank! He’s free!”
Beast: “Thank you, Rogue. That would have been my diagnosis too. But it’s always good to have a second opinion.”

One of the Children: “Enough talk, bring them down. Later we can discuss the finer details of each kill.”
Iceman: “Is that how you spend your evenings? Mostly I just end up watching reruns of friends.”

Beast: “Of course. Where would we be without a daily crisis?”

Rogue: What am I going to do with you Remy LeBeau?
Gambit: I have a list, but I left it in my other pants.

Gambit: A romantic moonlit flight through the mountains, cherie?
Rogue: If your armpits sweat on me, I'll drop you.

Rogue: "G-Gambit. Gambit...Ah loved you. Ah...Always...Loved you."
Gambit:" As if I'm gonna let you punch out on an exit line like dat, Chere?"

Rogue: "An' what kinda man are you NOW Remy? "
Remy: "Dat's why I need you...to help me find out...cause wit'out you girl...I'm afraid o' the answer."

Rogue: Ah . . . saw what ya did. It must have been hard on you.
Remy: No, chere. Not having you in my life . . .? Dat was hard.

Rogue: Almost from that first time we headed into town on your bike... Ah could feel it. For the first time in my entire life, ah felt... hope. Ah knew that underneath all that hair-- all that attitude-- there was a person that cared about me. A person ah could love. And I do, Remy. Ah love you. ! Remy--?
Gambit: Don't say that, chere.
Rogue: But I do--
Gambit: You can't love me, Rouge... Because you don't know me. You don't really know me.
Rogue: Ah know you have secrets, but I know in time you'll share th--
Gambit: Den what? What happens when you can't forgive me... any more that I can?

Rogue: I thought you'd appreciate me makin' you an ol' fashion Cajun meal with muh own two hands.
Remy: If I made a list of things to do "with your own two hands" stirrin' gumbo wouldn't be on it.

Gambit: Rogue says she did not cheat. D'accord. But the gloves are off now, hey? Any agreement not to use powers is null and void, no? And my powers can make this game real intestin'.
Rogue: Keep your slimy paws off a me, Gambit! You know ah can't make flesh to flesh contact with you without drainin' all your powers away!
Gambit: Perhaps. But don't nobody know how Gambit loves a challenge.

Rogue: Are you...cryin'?
Gambit: Nah, wouldn't want that idea gettin' out. Ruin my reputation right quick.

Rogue: Keep gettin' a static charge from your kisses.
Gambit: Must be my electric personality.

Rogue to Mystique: When ah was a kid--'fore ah developed mah power--ah remember you holdin' me, protectin' me from the badness and nightmares. You can't do that anymore, you don't dare.

Rogue: "Bless my Southern soul, Cyclops givin' us a break? Will wonders never cease?"

Rogue: "An' if he's too stupid to know he needs rescuin', that's too dang bad."

Rogue (to Erik the Red after he forces her to kiss Gambit): "How dare you violate me like that!? You mentally raped me! Your justice's let' me pregnant with a new personality -- an' the exact one ah wanted ta get to know like a real, normal woman!"

Gambit: Jus' tell 'im it's a machine dat tracks down the genetic signature of mutants anyplace in da world. No one ever believes the truth.
Cecilia: Is your accent as real as the lung cancer that cigarette's going to give you?

Gambit: "When you get mad...you really get mad, chere. You didn't kiss anyone an' absorb dem while I was gone, did you--someone like Blastarr, maybe--?"

Gambit:" What has love done to you, Remy LeBeau? Standin' in the rain, pretendin' its that and not tears runnin' down y'face."

Gambit: "Look at dis here. I be the thief, Chere...and there you go off stealin' my heart."

Gambit: Alors! I thought I joined the X-Men not the Brady Bunch! There are some things I prefer not to do in a group!

Gambit: Look, Mambo, it's not dat I don't wat to repay you and all, but revenge ain't 'sactly my area of expertise. Heartbreack, yes... revenge, no. Now, you want I should steal somethin'...

Gambit: Why not lay off de face for a bit? You might not t'ink so, but dere be a number of girlies who won't be so happy you go an'...

Gambit (speaking to Storm): Outta all the X-Men I always did have the most in common wit' you, ever since we first met. 'Course, at th' time, you'd been changed into a thirteen- year old. Sort of put us on an even level, maturity-wise.

Gambit: Whoa! Very nice Stormy--The way you get the wind... to do whatever you want. How coome it doesn't always work?
Storm: Because some people... won't shut up... and let me focus the the concentration I need... to prevent that from happening.

Storm: Is everyone alright?
Gambit: Your friend is one spoon short o' a bowl o' Gumbo but other dan dat...

Gambit: Is it me, mon ami, or am I de only one who thinks it's funny-- dat you'd ask a thief like me t' help you move your most prized posessions.
Cyclops: Ex-thief, Gambit...no?
Gambit: Once it's in your blood Scott... It's like bein' an alcoholic who wants t' drink but don't. De need is always dere. De fact you don't know what I'm talkin' about is just one reason you're a lucky man, Cyclops.
Gambit: I'm talkin' bout your hole life. Scott about you're friends and family. I'm talkin' about a future with a wife dat loves you-- and a past not filled wit' things your ashamed of.
Cyclops: Except perhaps my inability to hook up this blasted VCR...?
Gambit: "Speaking o' which, whose 'Three Stooges Collected Works' video?"
Cyclops: "Ummm, that'd be mine. It was... er, a gift... a wedding gift."
Gambit: "Like I said, you're a lucky man, Scott Summers."

Jean: Is it the feelings you're ashamed of, Gambit... or just showing them in public?
Gambit: My feelings, Jeanne. My life. My choice, what to do with them.

Gambit: You t'ink dey serve drinks at de late show?
Jean Grey: I think the more nervous you get-- the more jokes you crack.
Gambit: Shhh. Ancient family secret.

Gambit: And just when I was afraid de only reason you asked me to come along is my irresistable animal magnetism.
Jean: Don't push it Cajun.
Gambit: Who, me?

Cyclops: I'm sorry. My mind must have been... elsewhere.
Jean: The gutter, perhaps?

Cyclops: ... because I have nothing to apologize for.
Jean : How can you say that? Or is the ability to drool whenever Psylocke enters a room some new mutant power of yours?

Cyclops: I'm worried.
Jean: What a shock...

Jean Grey: "Don't lie to a telepath, Scott. It's demeaning."

Jean: Morning, Boys! Am I interrupting an intellectual conversation, or just standard macho nonsense?

Cyclops (after blasting his alarm clock): "Here I am, Cyclops--So-called leader of the X-Men--and how do I use my optic blasts..? As a snooze button."

Wolverine (After hearing Jean scream): "I didn't know she knew words like that."
Cyclops: "It was probably your influence."

Wolverine: By my count, there are only a few thousand of them. Cover me, I'm goin' in.
Cyclops: Okay.
Wolverine: I was just kiddin'.
Cyclops: Me too.

Jubilee: (to Gambit) WhaddayameanWhydoIgotta... Men are such pigs.

Jubilee: I know you're in there, McCoy! No one else sings Sinatra in the tub 'cept the Prof'... it's my turn next, so clean all your yak fuzz outta the drain when you're done!

Jubilee: Ya' mean somebody was actually desperate enough to become Mrs. Gambit?!

Jubilee: "Why does everyone say my name like it means 'shut-up'??"

Beast: Please wait for the danger room to come to a complete stop. And use caution while checking the overhead compartments, as luggage may have shifted during travel. Thank you for flying Beast Air, and please come back again.

Beast: Memo to self: ...on the necessity for providing a more efficient means of drying myself after my daily ablutions. Fur may be cute, and thermally useful, but in some respects it's a royal pain!

Bishop: You know, LeBeau, you are indeed something of a jerk.

Wolverine: We got rogue X-Men, no offense Rogue.

Iceman: "CALM DOWN?! Scotty, I'm missing HALF MY CHEST!"

Iceman: "Note: Ask Scott the trick to getting people to listen to him."

Iceman: "STOP! As glad as I am to have the two of you hate each other more than you hate me, I think we can all agree that we'd be better off fighting one another somewhere far away from here, instead of being killed here by Sentinels."

Iceman: "I've got two choices here. Number one: Run away, save self. Number two: Prevent the mercenaries from being crushed, possibly get crushed myself. I'll be expecting Thank You notes from everyone!"

Joseph: "What was that all about?"
Gambit: "You tell me, Joseph-- or Magneto --or Eric Lensherr. What name you goin' by today, mon ami?"

Gambit: "... dese people even accepted me. Dat should tell ya what a poor judge of character dey are."
Joseph: "Point taken"

Cyclops: That sir, is no way to treat a lady.
Gambit: Or Rogue neither, hein?
Beast: My oh my, talk about a man who loves to live dangerously.

Rogue: If y'all is done babblin', keep an eye out for company, while--
Jubilee: I don't babble. You're thinking of the Beast.

Rogue: "Marrow! Guess this means...y'like me better'n an ugly gator...?"
Marrow: "...you smell better."
Rogue: "I'll take it. Thanks."

Iceman: "I'm trying to think --"
Cecilia: "Don't hurt yourself."

Rogue: Ah got the Russian, Storm! What about the swamp rat?
Storm: He is about to receive a painful lesson in the law of gravity and humiliation unless the good Earth responds to my call.
Gambit: CA C'EST ASSEZ! Enough! I'm sorry already! Less wit' de guilt and more wit de savin', Chere!

Professor X: "Walking into a trap is one thing - but to do blindly is--"
Gambit: "What's th' saying, Prof... "Love is blind"- ? See you later."

Wolverine: "Any comments?"
Rogue: "Nothing printable." Uncanny X-Men #230

Mystique: "Looks like, uh, we got a kodak moment here, huh?"
Rogue: "Aw, shaddup."

Gambit: "On de count of three'?"
Bishop: "Why wait? Let's go on two'."

Rogue: "The Age of Apocalypse ends. Now."
Morph: "And not a moment too soon if you ask me.. which you didn't.. but that's what I would have said if you did...which you didn't"

Cyclops: "Got the ring, Alex?"
Havok: "What's it worth to you?"
Cyclops: "Want to die, Alex?"

Colosus:...I thought I saw a ghost earlier... A creature of light, and ice.
Gambit's thoughts: Ghost woman? Non, can't be. She swore that if I stayed with her, she'd leave de others alone.
Gambit: She wrap aroun' you like a swirl of smoke?
Colosus: No.
Gambit: Say she was in love wit' you an' dat you best love her back?
Colosus: No.
Gambit: Good.
Wolverine: Why you askin', LeBeau? Remind you of someone you know?
Gambit: Nope.

Gambit: No harm done Rogue. C'mon back down! Something's wrong, she looks scared.
Wolverine: Small wonder Gambit. Doble dose o' those come-hither, heart breaker eyes o' yours... that'll spook anyone.

Wolverine: Gambit... one of those days you are going to push your luck too far, boy.
Gambit: An' you, friend Logan... are goin' to explode if you do not learn to relax, no?

Bishop: You must be Gambit. There's very little written about you.
Gambit: Jus' the way I like it.

Gambit(to Bishop): A plasma rifle-- 'gainst a Boysonberry Pie? Can you find thee crazed psychopath in this picture?
Bishop: Is this wise?
Gambit: Keep laughing or she'll kill us.

Wolverine: So yer the skirt that tamned the Cajun?
Bella Donna: "House-broke," to be more acc'rate.
Gambit: Nice t' see everyone's havin' their HA-HA's at my expense.

Storm: "Boosted?"
Gambit: You stoled those radios?
Marrow: Gimme a break. I'm getting lectured on taking things that aren't mine by a pick pocket and a member of the theive's guild?
Gambit: Um, right...

Psylocke: Why is it...you men always seem to talk in macho slogans?

Professor X, on how hard it is to kill an X- Man- "Sometimes it seems that in mutant heaven there are no pearly gates, but instead revolving doors."

Cecelia to Daredevil when he comes seeking medical assistance- "Take off your clothes."
Daredevil's- "What?"
Cecelia- "I think I said it in plain English. Take off your clothes. Especially that mask. And hurry up."
Later...
Daredevil- "OWCH!"
Cecelia- "'OWCH'? Aren't you supposed to be a hero? "
After...
Cecelia- "Hold your breath. This may hurt a little."
Daredevil- "OWW!"
Cecelia- "Did I say a little?"

Pete to Cable- "You made me throw away my cigarette. You must be punished."

Nightcrawler: Katherine. You don't want to do that. Why not give me the sword, eh?
Shadowcat: Oh, JOY. It's the Monkey.

Cyclops: I believe you people have something that belongs to us?
Gambit: Short li'l fella.
Jubilee: All adamantium and attitude. "He's one of a kind. We'd like him back.
Beast: And don't forget our resident psionic Japanese-By-Way-of-Britain Ninja Warrior...You can imagine how hard they are to replace!

(Emma has just woken up from her coma)
Xavier: Henry -- Report!
Beast: "Star and Garters" is the only thing that springs to mind, sir.
Sean: Saints preserve us.
Beast: Okay, that too.

Kitty: How long can you keep this up? You haven't slept -- you look terrible!
Wolverine: Don't hold back. How d'ya really feel?

Quark: The X-- The X--
Beast: 'Men', 'Force', 'Factor'... it all does get so confusing!

JJ Jameson: McCoy -- Isn't that Magneto out there?!
Beast: It... would seem to be, yes.
JJ Jameson: But... he just saved us all, no?
Beast: It... would, uh, seem so, yes. Um yes. Yes, I would say that, DEFINITLY he saved us.
JJ Jameson: So you're also saying... Magneto is one of the X-men, now...
Beast: Yes, you could say he is one of the X-men now. Sort of. In a way.

Shadowcat: "WOW!"
Mystique: "I bid you both welcome... to my humble abode."
Shadowcat: "WOW!"
Mystique: "Will wonders never cease? I've rendered ghost-girl speechless."

Cable: If I'm bodysliding to a different planetary mass, I have to recalibrate my instrumentation.
Wolverine: How long will that take?
Cable: If I do it myself, about twenty, twenty five minutes.
Wolverine: And if we help?
Cable: An hour and a half.

Storm: Why must I paint my face?
Dazzler: To look good.
Storm: Why?
Dazzler: So people'll look at you.
Storm: They already do. Too often. I do not like it!

White Queen: Why you arrogant... self-righteous... doubting... arrogant...
Banshee: Ye already said "arrogant"...
White Queen: Shut-up.

Storm: We are here to see a man about a rescue.
Xavier: Pity. I was hoping for a pizza delivery.
Colossus: Is Professor Xavier unwell, Storm? He is making a joke.
Jean: Contrary to popular belief, the man's only human. Complete with a sense of humor.
Warren: Such as it is.
Xavier: Et tu, Archangel? Don't I get respect anymore from anyone?

Phoenix: "I've done my part, Psylocke, and Beast's done his. This last bit is all yours. We have to put that Transmat Ring out of commission - permanently."
Psylocke: "You mean I get to break things? Not a problem."

Rogue: "Ah got the Russian, Storm! What 'bout the Swamp Rat?"
Storm: "He is about to receive a painful lesson in the law of gravity...and in humility...unless the good earth responds to my call."
Gambit: "Ça c'est assez! Enough! I'm sorry, already! Less wit' de guilt and more wit' de savin', chere!
Rogue: "He's awful snitty f'r someone up a creek without a parachute..."
Storm: "True, though I imagine it is the fall talking...or the realization that I am hurling basketball-sized hailstones past his nose at ninety miles per hour. Neither of which would be the case if he had heeded my warnings."
Gambit: "Anyone ever tell you ladies you got a real talent for kickin' a man when he's down? Dis gon' smart--"

Archangel: "They're in a blind panic! What could it be?"
Iceman: "A John Tesch concert?"

Nightcrawler: "Peter, mein freund --"
Colossus: "Da?"
Nightcrawler: "Your foot."
Colossus: "Da?"
Nightcrawler: "Remove it from my spleen."

Angel: "I'm thinkin' back about a year ago, maybe more...somebody swiped a Matisee from my New York penthouse."
Gambit: "Why you be lookin' my way when you say such things?"
Rogue: "Maybe, Gambit, because you're a thief."
Gambit: "Not for a Matisse, Rogue. Remy's taste runs more to Cezanne."

Gambit to Bishop:" For de first time since you dropped into dis century, you called me Remy. You tryin' to make me blush?"

After a pro-mutant group runs away when seeing actual mutants.
Gambit: Ideals, mes braves, they're easy to embrace. An' I t'ank you for dat, at least. It's dealin' wit' reality that'll take some work. For all of us.

Kitty to Brian:"It's me, Kitty! Whatever's happened, however we appear...we're still pals right?"
Brian changed by demons: "You dare to challenge the might of the Goblin Princess."
Kitty to herself: "Uh-oh."
Brian: "The penalty for that transgression...is DEATH!"
Kitty: "Wrong! No more pals. Captain Britain has gone totally looney!"

Kitty to herself: "He's changed...and so have I...into I hate this I HATE this -- a CHEERLEADER!"

"That's the classic X-Men spirit, fellas. Never use a door when you can make one of your own." -- Shadowcat

"If there is anyone present who can think of a reason why we should not have our heads examined for trusting Spiral, may you speak now or forever hold your peace. Then by the power vested in me as Excalibur's team leader, I pronounce this mission a 'Go'!"
"sniff I always cry at weddings." -- Kurt and Kitty

"Love makes you want to stab people? That isn't love. That's brain damage. Though I do understand your confusion between the two, some days..." -- Kurt

"You're a bad influence on me, Wisdom. If anybody asks, then you made me do it." -- Kitty

"I mean, look at Cable. Look at that bloody gun. It's bigger'n he is. What does that say to people?" -- Pete Wisdom

"What are you doing with that gun?"
"Hitting people with it. Look, I never claimed to be a role model, all right?" -- Kitty and Pete

"So Mister Wisdom lent ye some clothes?"
"Yes. Mister Wisdom claims to have fifteen sets of clothes that are all exactly the same. He also offered to teach me to smoke, drink, and say disgusting things."
"Mister Wisdom certanly is a very...generous man." -- Rahne and Douglocke

"This must be Plan B then."
"What, 'if the bomb doesn't go off, jump out of hiding and shoot them'? Did they think that up on their own?" -- Pete and Kitty

"Everybody breathing? Good. Backup's here." -- Captain America

"For all I know, it was a present from another of your weird friends."
"My weird friends? Look who's bleedin' talking..." -- Kitty and Pete

"Mama Espinosa didn't didn't bring up a single one of her kids to ever back down from a bully."
"Your mother sounds like a very smart woman."
"That or she raised some very stupid kids." -- Skin and Grande Dame

"I realize that the world's at stake. Don't confuse me with details!" -- Captain America

"From now on, we walk everywhere. I mean it. Two murder attempts before lunch..."
"Can we get a taxi?"
"We walk."
"Can I get a taxi?"
"Only if I can go shopping."
"We walk." -- Kitty and Pete

"All right... here goes nothing."
"Don't sound so positive. It isn't like you." -- Cable and Domino

"It'll be just like the old days. Except you're much uglier now, while I am more charming than ever." -- Gomurr

"I... don't know what makes me more nervous, M. The idea that we all suddenly trust the White Queen... or the idea that you and I agree on something." -- Jubilee, Gen X 19

"Weird is relative. You're talking to someone who's been regarded as dinner by space aliens more often then you've had fresh air in your lungs." -- Kitty

Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
Jean Grey: "Warren, please. You're talking to the woman who's been killed, cloned and kidnapped more times than I can remember. Let's keep it in perspective."

Kitty Pryde: "I've been an X-Man since I was fourteen, Pete. It's like wearing a big sign saying 'Please try and kill me, I like it.'"

Gambit and Colossus have just barely been saved by Rogue and Storm after falling into a glacial pit.
Colossus: The lesson for today, Tovarisch? NEXT time your extremely WEIGHTY teammate is doing reconnaissances on an icy PRECIPICE... do NOT leap on his back and yell "CHICKEN FIGHT."

Gambit: If we were as evil as ev'body t'inks-- we'd have grabbed a few of dem as hostages.
Jean: Gambit!
Gambit: I said, "if."

Beast (to Cecilia): "It's not "Animal", miss, it's "Beast"..."Animal" is a muppet."

Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Wolverine: "Sure, Chuck."

Jean: Um...Hank? I thought you were helping me pack.
Beast (holding a stuffed animal): Can't talk Jean. I'm playing...You're just a big furry teddy bear, aren't you...?

"So what? The X-Men come back to life more than Jesus".-Random guy

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"Do you have deja vu?"
"Didn't you just ask me that?"

Silence is so freakin' loud.

The Ark was built by ametuers out of wood. The Titanic was built by professionals out of steel. Is something going on here, or is it just me?

Life is suppose to suck. That's why we have Heaven.

Why do I always picture God as Morgan Freemen?

You can't be lonely with all those voices in your head.

Me am much smartical.

It's not my fault. Give me a sec while I figure out why.

Classic: A book people praise yet don't read.

I don't need your attitude, I've already got one.

Man: A creature God made at the end of the week when he was tired.

The tooth fairy teaches kids that it's ok to sell your body parts for profit, Santa teaches kids that it's ok to break into peoples houses and eat all their cookies, the Easter Bunny teaches kids that it's ok to lie to their children, and Disney teaches that deception is good. And they wonder why the crime rate's so high.

Me fail english? That un-possible!

I'm olny human. I make misteaks.

Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on you again...cuz that's mean.

They say you make no money unless you're original, but Hollywood seems to be doing ok.

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Denile ain't just a river in Egypt.

You're just jealous cuz the voices talk to me.

I know the world revolves around the sun. I just happen to be on it.

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If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you read smutty fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started crying over a book/movie, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever started laughing when someone was trying to be serious, copy and paste this in your profile

If your taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile

If you love people more than they love you back, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cannot get over the line:"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me" from RENT paste this into your profile

If you try to control your thoughts because people might hear them, copy and paste to your profile..

If you've ever gone for over 24hrs without sleep, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (because I have ADD)

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell, "I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much ?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Only in America...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

7. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

8. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only inAmerica ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Im not short, Im fun-sized.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world, all of lifes problems will b solved with chocolate.

I keep trying 2 kidnap Jasper, but every time I try I find Alice in his window with a baseball bat waiting 4 me. How does she always kn- Oh, right.

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born.
A Death Certificate shows that we died.
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly.

I Believe...

That just because two people argue,
doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
doesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends if
we understand that friends change.

I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.

Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I Believe...
That it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.

I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with
loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe...
That we are responsible for what
we do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences..

I Believe...
That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe...
That my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.

0A

I Believe...
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you When you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had,

and what you've learned from them...and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe...
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.

Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager to find
out a secret. It could change your life Forever.

I Believe...
Two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.

I Believe...
That your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.

I Believe...
That even when you think you have no more to give, if
a friend cries out to you...you will find the strength to help.

I Believe...
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe...
That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.

I Believe...
That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in. I just did.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything.

Birth Months:

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. Everything there was true. Only I hate to dress up, it annoys me to death. Also this showed out my weaknesses.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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