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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Oh well hello! If you're visiting my profile you probably:

A: Think my stories rock and you're coming to see the source of your reasons for living.

B: Think my stories suck and you're coming to see the source of your recent depression.

C: You're stalking me.

...Those all sound pretty legit to me.

Oh well! I'm a female and you'll never know my age.

I like sasunaru best but I like Naruto with almost anyone (with a few exceptions. etc: Jiraiya)

He deserves it. :)

But I like Sasuke to get his ass kicked in stories too.

He deserves it >.>

Quite on the contrary I don't like Sasuke with anyone else. He just goes better with Naruto.

I like possessive, protective Sasuke.

I HATE small, weak, suddenly-not-a-ninja Naruto. It pisses me off! When did Naruto become four feet tall and thin as a stick?

Stories that need to be updated (I'm getting to it, I promise):

Love and Justice.

Masks

Dont Unplug Me

I've got quite a few story ideas jumping around in my head but I can never figure out a good way to start them. I always know what I want to do for the middle and the end. But never the beginning.

Oh, and don't be an ass and not review after reading! JUST REVIEW FOR ALL STORIES! EVEN IF THEY SUCK.

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Football Help by ludwigs.violet.horizon reviews
KevEdd- Double D in trouble? But what's this? Kevin with an interesting proposal? What will Double D do?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,718 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,659 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
My Dobe, The Nerd, Is secretly…HOT' by Seme101 reviews
Naruto is the nerd of the school, Sasuke is the football player, the one that always watches this silent blonde. The blonde that never cries, never retaliates...catches the Uchiha's eyes. This is a story of family, troubled teens, lies, mask, and dealing with being a teenager. Such problems can be graphic. Story has been officially updated
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,235 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
The Book by birningice reviews
Naruto finds a book that one of Sasuke's fangirls dropped. Curiosity piqued, he opens it to find, in his opinion,the most epically hilarious things ever! Now he needs to share it with the world. No matter what Sasuke-teme says. SasuNaru some SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Finds A Way by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd. High school can be difficult to navigate no matter what social circle you run with. When a jock and a nerd find romance, how will everyone around them respond? Rated M for language, use of alcohol, and sexual content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Kiss With A Fist by Peach Creek reviews
Reverse!Kevedd one-shot. Kevin and Edd love each other but have a very...unique way of showing it. Rated M for language, some violence, and minor sexual content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Our Journey by heytheregisela reviews
High school has ended and Kevin isn't ready for college just yet. Since he had been saving money on the side, he finds that he has enough money to fulfill his good friend's, and secret crush, dream of traveling, and through begging and persuading, he manages to convince Edd to set college aside. Kevin intends to make this trip one they'll both never forget. (Kevedd) Art by Tazilp:)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,344 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Whipped by Peach Creek reviews
Kevin and Sarah (Team Redhead) one-shot. Based on a concept and comic drawn by Tumblr user atinyshine. Go check out her artwork. It's amazing. Sarah and Kevin have a little problem to deal with, but this particular problem doesn't know when to stop talking and things escalate rather quickly. Rated M for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Kevin, Sarah, Edd, Jimmy - Complete
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by sachi-sama reviews
John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but little does he know, meeting face to face will raise far more issues than what they'll talk about during the visit. DaveJohn AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Under the Hat by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. Kevin wants to know what's under Edd's hat. Rated T for suggestion of sexual content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
FrenchEd by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. Inspired by the fanfic "Our Journey" by heytheregisela. Kevin takes Edd to a club, gets him a little bit drunk, and discovers that he harbors some very sweet feelings towards the other. Rated M for language and use of alcohol.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Connection by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
His bike destroyed, Kevin is devastated until Double D offers to help him make a new bike.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
The Fourth of Ed by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. It's the fourth of July, and Kevin has a little surprise planned for Edd. Too bad he doesn't know about Edd's secret fear of fireworks. Rated T for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Thing by DimintheMoonlight reviews
So I did a thing with my favorite 3OTP: Kevin, Double D, and Nat (which is owned by c2ndy2c1d.) Kevin and Nat are going to Double D's house not knowing what's going through the nerd's head when he's home alone. Smut/PWP MALE X MALE X MALE! Really if you don't like it, don't read it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
SextEd by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd one-shot. Kevin went out with his friends, leaving a horny Edd alone at home with a cellphone. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Blackout by KyraLawliet reviews
You are currently sitting against a wall watching horny guys and girls grind on each other while dancing. You guessed it, its prom night. And the only reason you are here is because your best friend-also crush- Dave Strider told you he had a surprise for you. Will you stay or abscond? JohnDave, smut yaaay
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Only One by RakoTastic reviews
You are Dave Strider, and John is rambling about something, you're not sure what exactly, for you haven't been paying attention to him at all. Your gaze is focused on him, that's a fact, but you don't catch a phrase he is saying. Small drabble based on the song 'Eyes' by PB&J JohnDave DaveJohn PepsiCola Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Heart Grows Fonder by a testament to improvement reviews
"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
After The End by Ira-Evanee reviews
A oneshot continuing off from Starlit-Mindset's "The End". Kevin regrets letting Edd walk away. (Broken!KevEdd)and(Make-up!KevEdd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Iridescent by Kattobunny reviews
"For every bad name I called you in the past, I will give you compliments and presents. For every time I made you cry, I will give you a reason to smile, and for every time I made you feel bad," Kevin paused, bringing his body closer and slowly slipping his hand into the waistband of Double D's shorts, "I will make you feel so damn good." [[Kevedd fanfic, IN PROGRESS]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Double Dirty: A Kevedd Collection by glitterLord reviews
A collection of short, smutty Kevedd ficlets. If you're looking for something with intense amounts of story, this has almost no plot so it's not your best bet.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Eddy's Revenge by WrittenSins reviews
Excerpt: "He was trapped and Eddy knew it, could see it in his panicked eyes and pale, rigid face, and Kevin knew Eddy intended to capitalize on it. He had a childhood of bullying to get revenge for and he had just found the perfect ammunition to do it. And just like that, Eddy's revenge began. " - A two part KevEdd fanfic.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin - Complete
Jealousy by Dante's Rose reviews
Marie makes the mistake of clinging to Edd for the last time. KEVEDD Oneshot. Fluffy
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Follow the Rules by A.N. Ray reviews
Kevin's only trying to follow Edd's parents rules. What was he supposed to do when he found a sticky note that read: don't touch yourself. Kevedd because of something I found on Tumblr:
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Perfectly His by LGBTPheonixRider reviews
Its raining hard and Kevin forgot his key...what will happen when a certain sockhead lends him a hand? ONESHOT (let me know if you want more) KevinXEdd Kevedd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Fight Me Like You Do by scarlettshazam reviews
Double D doesn't like to see a person in pain, even if that person happens to be Kevin. But sometimes, a little kindness can be taken a long way. Smutty KevEdd oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Something Better Than Nick Cage Movies by KnightOfLife reviews
Just some DaveXJohn smut Hope you enjoy
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Taking Pictures of You by InscribedBeauty reviews
Just some DaveJohn fluffs written for my senpai, partially based off a roleplay, which was based off my idea. I apologize for any spelling errors, I don't have spell check. My cute gay babies ahhhh.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Dave S., John E.
Empty Spaces by Tero Ne reviews
It's St. Patrick's and the evening is perfect for a little partying that results in this particular Hammertime situation. JohnDave fliclet to continue my holiday series. Basically its a pwp on an established relationship.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Good Luck Bear Endeavor by Risknight reviews
Penny discovers a very personal, private secret of Sheldon's. When he confronts her about her snooping, she finds out that Sheldon has never had a good experience with intimacy. Penny decides to rectify that. I absolutely earned the rating on this one. Also, my muse is a naughty little fellow. For now this is a 1 shot. But he's doing his best to kick a few ideas around in my head.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Paradise by the Dashboard Light by InscribedBeauty reviews
JohnDave smut. Basically pwp. Non-sburb AU I guess. First time. Sex in the back of a car. BoyxBoy, etc, etc. Enjoy. This, was also a request from a dear friend of mine, my apologies for wrong facts, I was on a 24 hour caffiene drive.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Kitten and the Big Bad Wolf by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
The poor little kitty just wanted something to eat. What he got wasn't what he had in mind. SasuNaru Oneshot. Smut. Dirty words. Rated M. Kids who haven't had the 'Talk' yet stay out. P.S. If you don't like stuff like this, what are you doing here? Shoo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Passing Time by xXSleepingXx reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and it has been three years since you last heard from John Egbert. 1,577,847 minutes, 1,068 days, 36 months, 1.38 solar sweeps: Three years. (One-shot DaveJohn/Hammertime/Pepsi-cola. Contains MAJOR SPOILERS for recent Acts)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
His Eyes by can u not reviews
Dave proposes to John, nothing special. Johndave/Davejohn/pepsicola/hammertime (ONESHOT)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Dream Come True by spikespetslayer reviews
The Hero sometimes peeks-and sometimes he touches, too. Takes place after "Soft Kitty" during TADD. Warning-contains content that may be viewed as dubious consent.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Search for the Genetic Material by XQR reviews
Prompt was the title. A bit of Johnkat in which John overhears Rose and Kanaya talking and goes to Karkat for answers. Results in lemon goodness.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Bogeyman by Punchdrunk Marvel reviews
John doesn't believe in monsters. He doesn't believe in imaginary people, superstitions, little goblins or fairies or things that go bump in the night. John doesn't believe in the bogeyman... that is, until he meets Dave Strider, a supernatural dude who has just hijacked his closet and is now demanding candy by the pound, and oh yeah, one more thing... A place to crash. DaveJohn
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Arabian Nights by bellabambina248 reviews
Naruto volunteers himself to keep Sasuke, the doubtful king, from killing anymore virgin girls. Warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Heat by morning.crescent reviews
Karkat has a problem, and he knows just the human to help him fix it. [beautiful Johnkat smut]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Summer Rain by graziax reviews
It's the end of freshmen year for Dave and John. Recently Dave hasn't gotten to see alot of John, with him dating Vriska and all. But what happens when they break up? DavexJohn, starts off as JohnxVriska rated K for the trolls and Dave's mouths. cover mozarelli.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Ever Felt Like This Before by rosie579 reviews
You don't think it's ever felt like this before. Johnkat, lots of kissing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Feel Only For Me by ILoveMaids reviews
A member of Team 7 dies. *Ahem, the female.* One of them is distraught and the other can't help but feel jealous. So he does what any other male in his position would do...MAKE HIM HIS! Muahahahah! Attempt at fluff. ATTEMPT. Lemon. Oneshot. Yaoi. BoyxBoy. Character Death. SasuNaru. A bit OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speechless by JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Please Don't Stop the Music by GaaLee-girl-13 reviews
One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Snuggles, Sand, and Stars by JustDrinkTea reviews
You've been waiting for weeks just for this camping trip with John. And amazingly, it looks like everything might actually go according to plan. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Oxygen by discoh723 reviews
Dave needed John like he needed oxygen. John never had the courage to speak up. Little did they know how it would all turn out, **JOHNDAVE FLUFF ONE-SHOT** T for language!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Childhood Sweethearts by JustDrinkTea reviews
It's not always easy or fun being the new kid in Washington. You're lonely. You miss Texas. But when John Egbert invites himself into your life, Maple Valley doesn't start to look so bad anymore. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Coke Drinkers by whatshiscape reviews
"'Hey, want a coke' He called from the kitchen. 'Of Course.' John replied wiggling his eyebrows." PWP DaveJohn oneshot. boyxboy, don't like, don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Scared to be Home Alone by JinxDestroy reviews
Dave comes over to John's house only to have an unexpected surprise waiting for him. JohnDave smut, Dom!John, Crossdress!John, and a kind of awkward Dave. This is my first fanfic, so enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Prompt Fics by The Raven and the Fox reviews
A series of SasuNaru ficlets based on prompts sent to me by followers on tumblr, ranging form K to M. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Time For Change by Obiwanakin reviews
Jesus, you really hate change. Even if it was something as simple as your usual coffee shop closing down and a new one opening up in its place, which was currently the case. Coffee Shop AU DaveJohn Rated for Dave's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Let Me Love You by VespertineFlora reviews
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Sick Day by JustDrinkTea reviews
John is sick. And miserable. And Dave is actually being concerned? That's a first. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, fluff
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Karkat: Learn something about human anatomy by VespertineFlora reviews
Karkat sees John with his shirt off for the first time and is perplexed by what he finds. JohnKat smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Good to finally see you by EffingUnicorn reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and your best friend is visiting you for the first time. Everything is going great, and no, you do not have a huge homocrush on your best bro, what are you talking about? JohnDave nonsense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Guilty Pleasures by I.Write.Love reviews
There were just somethings you did late at night in a desperate attempt to get off that you wouldn't ever want him to know about. DaveJohn angsty smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Two Feet by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
It was their secret spot, through thick and thin. No one could bother them while they were tucked away together on that ledge underneath their windows. DaveJohn. Fluff, minor language. Photo prompt fill on tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Those Pianist Fingers by JustDrinkTea reviews
In which a piano song helps chase away reoccurring night terrors. JohnDave, DaveJohn, PepsiCola, Hammertime, oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Would You Kiss Me by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
John has been in love with Dave for a long time, and truths aren't spoken until Dave comes home with some alcoholic incentive. DaveJohn, PWP, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Dance With Me by Obiwanakin reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you can't believe you actually did it. DaveJohn for the masses. Rated for Dave's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Controlled Simulations by Juura99 reviews
When Sasuke woke up that day, he knew something was wrong. He didn't feel...in control. And when Naruto shows up feeling the same way, things take a turn for the...weird. What's happening to them? Yaoi SasuNaru T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Voodoo? by Acherona reviews
What do you do when you find a doll looking exactly like a certain bastard best friend of yours? Why play with it of course. Oh my; this can never end well. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I like it dirty by writerincognito reviews
Very pointless PWP. Naruto likes a bit dirty talk and Sasuke likes a bit other things. WARNING: very and then I mean veeeeery ukish/girly Naruto. Sasunaru filled with a lemon :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A taste of the good stuff by ExileOblivion reviews
John learns that certain earth foods have certain effects on the trolls, and winds up having to help out his best friend in an unusual way. JohnKat. Rated M just to be on the safe side
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Sleep In Sunlight by keepmeworthy reviews
For comminity service Sasuke has to join a program at the local hospital where he has to visit Naruto, who suffers from a brain tumor, every day. Alertanate Universe real world . Some bad language, mean Sasuke for a while ,SasuNaru. Dis:I Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blindsided by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Six years after a massive fight with his best friend, Naruto has a part-time job teaching life drawing at the local art school. He expects another usual evening dodging two fangirls and one suspicious boy, but he's in for a surprise. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Safe In Your Arms by narutolover15 reviews
Naruto a young boy who is fifteen has had a horrible life. He finally meets a boy named Sasuke who is very cold hearted. Will they help each other get past their pasts. First Fanfic. AN Update! SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Erogenous by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"You're always preening, you conceited bastard." NaruSasu, lemon, kemonomimi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bad by CloudNineKitty reviews
When Sakura screws up and cheats on her boyfriend, Sasuke, her best friend Naruto steps up to the plate to save the day. Or at least he tries to. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, AU, one-shot, double lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blocking Out A Bother by Brie92 reviews
She just wont shut up, he thought, nodding his head to every third or fourth point Sakura felt that she needed to make, and yet, she wasnt saying much of anything. How could Sasuke put up with this when she talked his ear off everyday? Find out. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Armour by Juura99 reviews
He thought he was invincible. That's probably why he thought he could do it and still get his way. Pfft, sorry dude, but reality doesn't work that way. SasuNaru...ish Humour, cheating, language and a very important moral lesson... : R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unironic fear of thunder by Cheesedoc reviews
DaveJohn Fluff Dave visits Johns town, and John is excited to show him a new Vinyl store. But a thunderstorm interrupts them, and things goes as no one would guess. 8 Y
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
Crossdress for Charity by The Raven and the Fox reviews
What'll it take to get Uchiha Sasuke into a miniskirt? A good cause? Bribery? Or perhaps the admiration of a certain blond…? SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep Your Rival Very, Very Close by missherlocked reviews
Sasuke wonders if him, Naruto, and Sai have had threesome. Chaos ensues. It's not Sasuke's fault-he recalls nothing. And Naruto looking like a Sex God doesn't help, too. Thus a bet: if he remembers and doesn't regret, Naruto's ass is his. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masquerade by smartcat reviews
Gift Fic. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself yet again covering for his uncle by attending a masquerade held for the social elite. When he arrives he meets a man in a raven mask. What can happen on a secluded island off the shores of Japan? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Just Business by Inspiration17 reviews
That's what Sasuke told himself when a false accusation forces him to watch his best friend be fired. Now Sasuke must face Naruto again, only this time they are equals in the business world, and to Naruto it's all just business. But is it to Sasuke? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Rose by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Working the end shift at the convenience store on February the 13th might not be so bad after all. SasuNaru AU PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Surprising Discovery by Bad Writer xD reviews
Naruto discovers something ... Good ? in his new home! SasuNaru, lemons, and touching ... of the lonely kind! Also, it's not so good, but at least I made it! Yaoi, if you can't like it, then love it, if you can't do that ... leave! one-shot ;D EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Muse by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Sasuke's behind on his studying and the last thing he needs is Naruto's incessant babbling on the phone about music, of all things. But is the blonde going to pass up an opportunity to de-stress his best friend? 'Course not. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naughty by BelovedShadow reviews
Sasuke becomes very jealous when Naruto comes home at 2am Christmas morning, he thinks that Naruto has been tainted by another man and feels the need to re-claim the blonde as his own. SasuNaru YAOI...slightly PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara - Complete
Be careful of what you say by destroyedparadise234 reviews
Itachi needs Naruto. Sasuke, the possesive little guy that he is, percieves that statement in the worst way possible. Fluff, OOC-ness, SASUNARU SOFT YAOI boyxboy Sasuke and Naruto are like 6 here, hence the reason why it is very fluffy T for curse word
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blackmailed by Bad Writer xD reviews
Sasuke blackmails Naruto into doing things over the phone, but Naruto doesn't know its him. Slash Boy x Boy. I don't own Naruto and ... I know it sucks, but its sort of funny? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Other uses for henge jutsu by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Naruto wants to know what's so special about Sasuke and transforms into him. Soon he gets too interested in Sasuke's body and Sasuke catches him in the act. He decides to show Naruto what he exactly can do with his body ... Yaoi, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
And It Burns by dti reviews
Oneshot. An ANBU mission gone wrong leaves Naruto severely injured and Sasuke fighting to keep him alive. It was typical that it would take something as serious as death to make Sasuke realize his feelings. Sasunaru NO character death! Happy ending!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KAMS by Gussie Manlove reviews
New patient at Konoha Adolescent Mental Services, K.A.M.S, Uchiha Sasuke ends up having to share a room with none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Two crazy people end up falling in crazy love. Very cliche, but damn fun! Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crisp by Caught.In.The.Act reviews
Naruto comes home early from work one day and finds Sasuke doing something a lot unconventional and a little embarrassing. "I don't know what you're talking about...and this isn't an apron." SasuNaru, but not explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pleasant misunderstanding by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
When Sakura tells Sasuke she saw Naruto leaving with another man, he immediately assumes the worst. Are his suspicions true or is it all one big misunderstanding? Only one way to find out. Yaoi, Sasunaru. R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
Aren't You Glad by Junjou Writer reviews
"But even so, with you here, calling my name, I can continue to live happily and ignoring my past." He opened his door, balancing me in one arm, before he carried me to the bed that feels so much warmer, so much softer, when he's on it with me. SASUNARU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Promises by Stavi reviews
How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bee or Not a Bee by Slave to my Pen reviews
Sasuke gets too much pleasure out of watching Naruto nap...and Sasuke realizes he'll do anything to keep Naruto leaning on his shoulder. "Don't move Naruto, there's a bee on your ear." SasuNaru Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Change of Heart by kitsuneshadow47 reviews
After Sasuke is rejected once again by his strict father, he finally decides to run away. No one cared about him or even gave a damn...but little did he know about the life-changing journey that lay ahead of him...what has fate left out for him? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,821 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Peaceful by Juura99 reviews
"It's cold. Why is it cold? Oh, I remember now. It's because I'm dying, right?"...short, quick little thing. Naruto POV. Non-canon. Sasunaru. Rated M for bad language. R&R. Thanks! Third Part now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Order by glorybrightone reviews
It's the perfect plan for Sakura to get her man. Have Naruto molest him in the gym showers and freak him out. Sasuke will surely run to her for comfort right? SasuNaru. Yaoi! One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Things I Want To Tell You by CandiesAndOtherDisasters reviews
Sasuke's been in love with Naruto for quite a while now but doesn't have the guts to say it. Naruto is sick and tired of Sasuke's weird behavior and decides to force him to talk. Here are the outcomes... SasuNaru, One-Shot, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The yaoicentric book of jokes by Manflesh reviews
I like jokes but can't help but think of how much better they would be if the Naruto characters were in those situations. I don't claim to own the jokes or Naruto. Mostly SasuNaru and some straight pairings. Rated M for some dirty jokes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Jutsu, Heat, and Sasuke's OH MY! by Siren of the Sand reviews
Naruto, in a attempt to prank Jiraiya while Sasu-kun is on a mission, messes up a Jutsu and goes into heat. The rest, as they say, is History. Not my best, and I'll fix that soon. B-day fic for Xadnama! Happy b-day nee-chan! M Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yes, I've seen the Bear by TKCat reviews
CRACK. Naruto joins a prestigious hunting society, but to be chosen as a honored member, he has to slay a bear. Too bad, Naruto doesn’t know there are no bears in the forest in February. Only horny Uchihas who’d love some "company" in the cold... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Working Overtime by doodlelover reviews
As the CEO of his own company, Naruto can only take so much from his Vice President. Sasuke has better things on his mind than working overtime in a stuffy office. Sasuke/Naruto, SasuNaru, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Utilitarianism Doesn't Matter When Love's Involved by Your Silver Lining reviews
Four innocent people are strapped to a railroad and a train is approaching. A lever that would divert the train to another track is next to you. On that track, Naruto is tied up. Do you pull the lever Sasuke? One Shot. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shards of My Heart by Teaffers reviews
Hey! My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I'm in love with my younger, half-brother Naruto Uzumaki-Uchiha! Damn right! And I'm not afraid to admit it…Ok…maybe I am…but only to him! I swear! Damn i'm so gay for my brother. Sasunaru. Yaoi. Lemon. Dedicated: MIYA SATO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? by Kutsu reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold Shower by SoWrites reviews
Sasuke, newly redeemed, isn't allowed to let Naruto out of his sights in case Madara decides to pop up. Naruto can't go anywhere by himself...not even in the shower. SasuNaru/NaruSasu. No Lemon : Hints of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Charm by Touarashi Renhou reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto finds a book on charms accidently in the library and tries to use it to win Sakura's affection during Cherry Blossom Season, while trying to convince his team to have a hanami. But his plans don't work out quite how he thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Right Words by FenriBane reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto but just carn't tell him, sitting in a bar Sasuke might get his chance to confess to the blond. A sasunaru, rather crude humor, rated so becasuse of bad language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Back of His Truck by ReluctantOptimist reviews
Sasuke’s a truck driver, and it gets lonely on the rode driving thousands of miles, not to mention he tends to get a bit frisky at times. Then he picks up a blonde on the side of the rode who wants more than just a ride. Yaoi! ONE-SHOT! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coat Check by darkalbino reviews
A little Christmas gift for michelerene in response to hers for me 83 SasuNaru, lime. Happy Holidays! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ManEater by supergal12000 reviews
Eating something cold, taking off your jacket, even falling? It all seems pretty innocent doesn't it? But what if it was all planned? Naruto's target is Sasuke, and his skills will not be misused. He is a man-eater. SasuNaru Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Young Encounter by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 8 and they run off to their secret hideout to get away from Naruto’s dad’s cooking. Sasuke has brought along a naughty DVD he found in Itachi’s room and the boys decide to watch it. Things get a little heated...Yaoi, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Toys In The Basement by PunkyPenguin reviews
Naruto had been very curious about a certain door in the living room and the basement that it led to. When Sasuke takes him there as a surprise, he is stunned; in his wildest dreams, he never imagined there would be so many ... toys. SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind the Music by PunkyPenguin reviews
It was a stupid assignment, really. I should have known that getting a lap dance from my ex-boyfriend Sasuke would do me more harm than good. SasuNaru two-shot, mention of NaruSasu, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,250 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck With Affairs how KevEdd's affair began by yaoilovefilledperson reviews
poor Double D. Ed and Eddy gone for the week, having to deal with bullies on the bus, being sexually harassed by Kevin... KevinXEdd/Double D
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
That Voice by Tekalali reviews
Naruto's last relationship went down the drain a few months ago, but ringing a hotline was the last thing he thought about doing. Funny how changing his mind changed everything, and don't forget the pizza. Sasunaru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Forest by Shwuam reviews
“He takes his hand... he puts it here.” My eyes became wide as I watched her, and I don't think I was breathing. “And you can't scream.” SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream by Klei reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Party by plussizedangel reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. Sasuke goes to a party, doesn't really wanna be there but maybe a certain blond can make it worth his while. rated m for LEMON yaoi, no like no read, i dont own R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Fire by NatsuHotaru reviews
Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,796 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love My Dobe by Romansu Neko reviews
Naruto has convinced Sasuke to return. SasuNaru, Lemon, yay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Sticky Valentine SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Will a love potion made by a desperate Sasuke-fan affect the friendship between the raven and Naruto? This is a special Valentine's that no one in Konoha High School will ever forget. Rated M for last chapter. Others contain fluff and a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Massage by PunkyPenguin reviews
Sasuke got dragged to a spa by his older brother and he wasn’t happy about it one bit. But after he sees the face of the man that is about to give him a massage, maybe his day will turn out better than he expected. SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Day You Said Goodnight by Emotive Gothika reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are neighbors and close friends who tell each other everything. What Naruto doesn't know is that Sasuke watches him every night through their bedroom windows. SasuNaru songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Never Leave Your Dobe Wanting… by Inuyasha'sChic reviews
This one shot was inspired by the SasuNaru 40 Days. Read it. It rocked my socks. I was wondering what would happen if Sasuke gave up sex for Lent.OneShot, SasuNaru, agressive Uke, Lemon COMPLETE Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does this shirt make me look by Spoon10488 reviews
When shopping turns kinky. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Time to Say Goodbye by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
When Naruto has had enough of Sasuke he decides it's finally time to leave him. Will Sasuke really be as uncaring as Naruto thinks over his departure? Or will Sasuke realize what he did to drive Naruto away before it's too late? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,195 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Halloween Surprise by XKat-ChanX reviews
Happy Halloween! Sasuke is transported into the real world and mets someone who looks oddly like Naruto, even has the same name. will this Naruto be able to knock some sense into the Uchiha or will everything just become worse? SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One To Grow On by Croup reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and it seems like every guy in the village wants a piece of his ass . . . A sequel to 'Dog Years'. Warnings for spankings and sexual content. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ocean’s Love by Murasakyoru reviews
Deep beneath in the ocean lives a boy, a blond boy with an orange fishtail. A storm arrives and throws him at a beach. The next day meets the blond an other boy, he has black-hair... but no fishtail. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,800 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ame ni Shichigatsu by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and His Mate by Selim reviews
COMPLETE Naruto wants Sasuke for his mate, plain and simple. To do so, he must prove himself an adult in his mother’s eyes, a strong leader in his father’s, and a powerful Shinobi in Sasuke’s. SasuNaru, KakaIru, and KyuuAra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,318 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Party Befitting a Fangirl by BakaNekoSan reviews
In an effort to finally have Sakura visit him, Naruto invites Sasuke over to his house. What the two were not expecting out of it was a party that practically screamed: MATCH MAKING! SasuNaru Fluff Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kickstart My Heart by Joni-Lee reviews
Sasuke just wanted to go home....but Tsunade has other plans for him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dinner at eight? by HelliousAngel reviews
Four-shots. Complete. Summary: SasuNaru at random locations. Warning: Possessive!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That Time Of The Year by BelieveIt reviews
Nature always comes back to bite you in the ass. Kiba and Naruto find that out the hard way when they both come into heat – at the same time. Warning- Yaoi. KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
I Touch Myself by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sasuke likes watching. And touching. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I wanna take you to a gay bar! by EmikoKitsune reviews
Sakura wants to go out with Ino...she drags along Naruto! He's entirely bored until he meets and interesting black haired guy who seems to be just as bored. Shounen-ai/Yaoi Rated M for strong language and minor adult themes. SasuNaru is the main couple!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Office Desks And Sibling Rivalry by Ilkar reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke is jealous of the amount of time Itachi gets to spend with Naruto and so in true Uchiha style he makes things obvious. Naruto is his and everyone better remember it. Brotherly rivalry/ jealousy/ inferiority complexes. And a desk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dr Speech by iluvEdo reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has become a mute due to a horrid past so he is bribed to see a speech pathologist, a famous one in fact. Uchiha Sasuke. But what if this doctor never failed a client once? But how you ask? He’s an Uchiha of course. Yaoi, SasuNaru, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumper by exalda reviews
Naruto's finally at the edge. Sasunaru ooc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valentines Dessert by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru Valentines Day Oneshot! Licking his lips, Sasuke’s smirk widened as he eyed the helpless boy in front of him, “It’s Valentines Day Naruto, where’s my gift?” What happens when Sasuke's jealousy gets a little out of hand? !Post-time skip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm Sorry by No No 22 reviews
One day Naruto found Sasuke's journal. A journal that the young Uchiha has been writing since he was small. Naruto read the journal and Sasuke catches the blonde reading it! Sasuke gets angry and Naruto runs away. Will they make up? SasuNaru! One shot! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World Has Turned Around Again by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] Two guys having wet dreams and panting far away from each other. Living in denial is hard but what can you do when you fantasize about your former best friend without understanding why? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smyle Lyk Dis –» :D by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke will do anything for Naruto... even smile. But only over the internet. :D SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Santa's Gift by Makkura Arashi reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke didn't believe in Santa but wrote him a letter as a bet asking for a blue eyed blond in red ribbons. What happens when he wakes up Christmas morning to find his blond best friend in red ribbon on his couch? Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Ride by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuNaru, AU oneshot] Naruto buys a motorcycle and Sasuke is unimpressed. Until Naruto changes his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wanted uke to my seme by Aquaticmage reviews
sasunaru yoai. Naruto has no food and no money because of no missions, so he goes to get a job and finds a wanted ad saying wanted uke to my seme Thinking it's a job to go shark fishing he accepts it but gets more than he's bargained for. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bird Brained by Starlyte reviews
Trust Sasuke's budgie to spill his dirty little secret. [Hinted SasuNaru] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
French Kissing by Yamazakura reviews
[SasuNaru and primarily pure CRACK] There is something about Naruto's behavior Sasuke doesn't like... All those encounters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At Nightfall by Naraku-sensei reviews
After training, Naruto ponders aloud. Sasuke answers. SasuNaru, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Distance by Seto's Darkness reviews
No matter what happens, Sasuke finds himself watching Naruto [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
State of Dress by Aphyx reviews
[One Shot] Naruto decides to go to training wearing a dress. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Treatment by Apple Addiction reviews
Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
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Don't Unplug Me reviews
After a heated argument with his controlling boyfriend, Sai, Naruto gives him a taste of his own medicine and kisses a humanoid! Now what will he do when he wakes up the handsome humanoid who will stop at nothing to have him? Sainaru and Sasunaru. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Masks reviews
Konoha Private, a school for upper demons who are of the highest social class and power. So when the mysterious new, human student shows up it causes quite a riot. With all this there's the added confusion of rumors of the Kyuubi's host coming to school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,947 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love and Justice reviews
Temporary Hiatus, WILL return: Sasuke Uchiha, a big shot lawyer in the big apple. Breaking peoples hearts left and right, Sasuke never had to work for love. Until a spicy hot soon-to-be divored blonde walked into his office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas reviews
It's Christmas and Sasuke and Naruto are making love for the first time. "Merry Christmas.." Naruto smiled and once again his heart swelled with happiness and he gave the top of Sasuke's head a chaste kiss, "Merry Christmas Teme..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Criminal reviews
Based off of Britney Spear's song. Naruto writes a farewell letter to his parent before he leaves with a certain raven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why? reviews
In which Naruto wonders, why? Sasunaru if you choose to take it that way. Nothin mushy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Our promise reviews
After a failed attempt to bring Sasuke back and Naruto's taking it hard and Sakura, though she loves him,knows the truth. "This is my promise to you. We'll bring Sasuke back together." One sided narusaku. Sasunaru. Better than summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's your Father? reviews
When Naruto is asked to be a preacher for a week, what happens when a sex deprived Sasuke hides under his podium while he's preaching. It's certainly gonna be a passionate sermon. .-.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss me thru the phone reviews
Sasuke is on a business trip and Naruto misses him terribly. To help him Sasuke sings him a certain song and surprises him at the ending.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Get me my superstar reviews
Sasuke is a 16 year old and he is determined to make Naruto, an 18 year old,his! the only problem is Sasuke is a normal boy, Naruto is a superstar. the road to meeting Naruto and obtaining him is longer and more crazy than Sasuke guessed. AWESOME STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,088 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete