Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Hello people of Earth, and hopefully not other planets because that would be just weird. I have a face. Maybe you do to and then again maybe you don't, because you might be from another planet. There is a little about myself sooooooooo... were you saying something? Well um... read and review my story(ies) so that I know if they suck or if they don't. Thanks. Bye. Oh burn you thought that was the end. I guess you are just not as awesome as me. Poor you!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER...
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CtURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.
If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.
List 12 people from your fandom in random order
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?
Do you think 4 is hot?
Um.. Not really..
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Jun got Iroh prego? That would just be weird, man.
Can you recall any fics about 9?
I think I have read one with Momo in it...
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No, too much fighting would happen.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Bumi and Momo or Bumi and Appa? I guess, in a strange fetish way...
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Zuko walked in on Jun and Toph having sex... He might just want to join in...
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Appa and Sokka get lost in the woods, when suddenly a ninja comes and attacks them. Hehe, sounds fun.
Is there anything such as a 1/8 fic?
If you like pedophilia.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
When Iroh Goes Away ... Creative enough
Does anyone on your friends list read 11 yet?
I have no idea.. Maybe
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
No, that would be more than very awkward.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Toph/Katara/Bumi... SO WEIRD! BMI! BMI!! NEVER!
If you wrote a Song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?
Sexy-back by Justin Timberlake! HECK YES MAN!!!
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Caution: This fic is on crack.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
"Aang and Zuko are in a happy relationship until Momo runs off with Katara. Aang, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ty-Lee and a brief unhappy affair with Jun, then follows the wise advice of Bumi and finds true love with Sokka." ...???? WHAT THE BLOODY HOUSE ELF WAS THAT?
What title would you give this fic?
Insanium In the Author's Cranium
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
98 of the teen population does or has tried smoking pot. if your one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
92 of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.
apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Ok, if everyone has watched the last few episodes of A:TLA then we all know that Kataang and Maiko won (BOO!)
But don't worry, fellow Zutaraians; if we all hold hands and pull together and lean on each other, stay true to what is in our hearts and keep our imaginations running on fanfic (and other sites too!), then who cares if Zutara didn't end up in the series?! As long as we don't give up hope, Zutara will live on in us! THREE CHEERS FOR ZUTARA! HIP-HIP, HORAY! HIP-HIP, HORAY! HIP-HIP, HORAY! (Tear) nice to be part of the team, hey?
Don't let Kataang and Maiko get you down
Don't let them turn your smile into a frown
(Just a couple of lines from the musical nomads from 'The Cave of Two Lovers' episode, remade)
Team Zutara members are:
3. Northern Lights25
4. Miss Tear-Chan
5. shikon entity shinobu
6. Lost Whispers
7. doctor anthony
10. Morgana Makaber
11. Twighlight's Desire
13. Ema Daemon
17. Knut Case
20. Angsty Anime Star
21. Dogg Hogan
22. Neko_the_cat (from 'Subeta' website)
24. A Demon's Heart and Soul
26. Lady Aspen
31. Whitestar's Legacy
34. Chocolate Thunder
36. Kitsune of Fate
48. rock n elemental
51. Zutara'z twilight
55. XxBlEeDiNg BlAcK rOsEsXx
59. demon moonlight godess
61. Amaya Leigh
62. Scorpius Son of Zeus
63. Kira's Fallen Angel
65. Unluvable Misfit
71. Arbiter117 (anonymous reviewer)
72. Thunder (from Bebo)
73. Pepper Queen (ha, she's my little sister)
75. Moonlit- Silhouette
76. The Illusive Man (from Bungie)
77. MC 234 (from MySpace)
81. Crazy Cutie 01
87. Danielle Salvatore
88. Lindy Rose
91. Keyoshi warrior
95. I Love Zutara (anonymous reviewer)
96. Emma Fried
97. Leelee333 (anonymous reviewer)
99. Slither (anonymous reviewer)
100. Paul (anonymous reviewer)
103. mythica magic
104. ZukoIsMyJacob (from deviantart.com)
104. anemi-j (from deviantart.com)
105. daantje (anonymous reviewer)
106. SnoopyGirl 213
108. SheWhoWalksWithThee (from deviantart.com)
110. Angel’s Anthem
112. Ruby of Raven
114. Bella (anonymous reviewer)
119. awesome writer for zutara