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Joined 12-31-09, id: 2197823, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 10 stories for House, M.D., Elder Scroll series, and Halo.

Hello, I am Tullay, a stereotypical white n' nerdy guy. I don't really come back here to FFnet that often, but I maintain this account for... reasons. I'm sure I have them. (if nothing else, the massive cache of favorited stories?) It's linked to my email, but I go to other sites for my fandom needs now. I may or may not finish the things I have left here. I may or may not allow this account to survive to the end of 2012.

I like plotty video games, computers, math (functions for the win!), and Dungeons and Dragons.

I don't believe in anger as an emotion. I believe in it as a response. For example, if you insult my friends, that hurts them and I feel bad because they feel bad. Some people get angry. I put infinite loop processes on people's computers.

I like gay people, as I am one of them.

I will consider any pairing in any fandom, but I don't like it when it is out of character or poorly edited. In order to win me to your side of the ship war, send me something that shows the author takes more than a superficial pride in their work. Also, I like to be familiar with the fandom before I read in it.

A NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ALIEN SENSES: Honestly, this started as a contest between me and a friend of mine to see if I could get her sexually frustrated. I lost this contest. By a lot. Time passed. No new ideas presented themselves. I might eventually rewrite the ending so that it's like this bittersweet "what could have been" type thing, and just Deux Ex Machina them back (drugs in the medical bay or something?) but it's far more likely that the story will lay dormant and unfinished. However, if someone wanted to step up and co-author this, maybe turn it into a round robin, or something, I wouldn't be opposed. In short: The story is pretty much orphaned. Passively in market for beta and/or co author.

The Obligatory Cross Section of Shipping Habits:

House, MD

House/Wilson (loved Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly)

I pretty much left the House fandom in 2009/10. It had been coming for a while. My affections for the show had been dimming throughout season five and the ship wars started getting in the way of fic, then I decided to leave when someone made a comment about an absolutely terrible fic that I wrote, essentially calling me out on it being a terrible fic. I reacted in a sarcastic way mostly because the fic was pretty intentional bad!fic, but you know what? I regret it. I regret being in a situation where I didn't love my fandom anymore and all it took was one bad comment. I wish I could go back and give this commenter a hug or something because as absolutely pathetic as it is, my life revolved around the House fandom for years, plural, and this person got me to see that it was unhealthy, just by being the last straw and being around the same time I left the fandom. Thank you poster, you changed my life.

Morrowind

Sheogorath/Azura- apparently Daedra can pick whatever form they like, so that means I'm free to do a non-crackish genderfuck if I like. How fun is that?

Harry Potter

Remus/Sirius (A fic called "All Through the Night" by Casira pretty much defines my love for this couple, and "The Oracle of Gryffindor" was a hoot. Moonypad's "A Second Chance" is a fic that I absolutely adore from this ship, although I always lose the link.)

Severus/Harry ( I once read something good in this ship. I used to hate the idea of it, and I once made a rude comment to a shipper in it. I'm sorry, shipper. I regret that now, because I have seen what good there can be in it. This ship showed me that, in the hands of a good writer, anything can happen)

I almost want to take off the Harry Potter stuff because I'm not even in the fandom anymore. I'm not in the House fandom either, but both have had effects on my life through things I regret. I think it might be wishful thinking that these specific people will ever see that they made me a better person, but for now I'm going to leave it up.

Legend of Zelda

Link/Dark Link (Soul Shadow is without question the best fic I've read in this ship, in my opinion)

Link/Shiek (in the AU of Sheik being his own person. I've read some really good stuff for this as well, especially one where Shiek and Link led an army on Hyrule Castle, and Zelda was the girlfriend of the Gerudo Queen... I wish I could find it now :EDIT: It is Soul Mates, I believe, by andrhats)

Link/Zelda- but only a Zelda with serious identity problems. This is one of the few pairings I prefer to have loads of angst, ha ha.

Avatar: the Last Aribender

Sokka/Zuko. Dear lord, I can never seem to put it down. There was one where Sokka and Zuko switched bodies that was unfinished once and I really wanted to see if it ever turned into slash (EDIT: In His Shoes by AvacadoLove), and then there was another one that WAS slash and Sokka was an ambassador to the Fire Nation that was just so much WIN(EDIT: Borderlines by Scuttlebutt Inc, and it has a sequel Negotiation) and then the third that immediately comes to mind is one where Zuko and Sokka end up sleeping together because Sokka can't sleep if Zuko is awake... I need to find these again because they are awesome.

Aang/Zuko didn't really sail the ship but there was one story (I think it was called Chang Ai?) where Zuko was the reincarnated spirit of the Avatar's lover that was so awesome...

Katara/Zuko- My introduction to fanfiction was a friend who would read this to me over the phone at night. The ramifications of this would not become apparent until a year or two later, when I entered the House fandom. When I returned to the ATLA fandom, I discovered that Sokka/Zuko existed, and sort of got off this ship forever.

The Road To El Dorado

Miguel/Tulio- This was canon. Originally. I have proof. Executive meddling wrecked it and Chel was promoted from Extra to Love Interest. "Out of the City" by Grim Lupine is the only fic I think that accurately describes what Chel's role really is.

Rosario Vampire

All the stories involving Tsukune/Moka and especially of the Involuntary Shapeshifting or Turning Into A Vampire variety.

Invader Zim

Dib/Zim. Just, alien sex. I like "Consumed: Always" by HettyBobCat

Merlin

Arthur/Merlin is my main ship here. "Ties That Bind" by shadowglove is a masterpiece. No other word for it. There's also "Muse" by I.V. Green and "You'll be in My Heart" by arirawrs- they define the love I have of this fandom that "Ties That Bind" didn't cover.

Also, it may just be me, since to my knowledge I've never been exposed to the Arthurian legends outside of the animated motion picture The Sword In The Stone when I was a kid, and I've only been able to see the first season of this show, but there seems to be better chemistry between Arthur and Merlin. As opposed with Gwen and Arthur, who seem a little Strangled By The Red String in Le (La?) Mort D'Arthur or whatever that episode is called. (Why so French?) I went to the Tropes page and apparently it gets better. Apparently the original legend has Guinevere and Arthur as the official pairing. IDK, I thought that Gwen and Lancelot would be better together (THEY ACTUALLY HAD A FEW SCENES TOGETHER, FOR ONE POINT.) I don't think that Arthur and Gwen had ever more than crossed paths until Arthur got whacked by the Questing Beast, and I highly doubt that cleaning him up in between bouts of delirium and bodily functions is conducive to a romantic relationship. But that's just me. And for another thing, am I the only person who doesn't think Uther Pendragon is a complete monster? Sure, he does a lot of bad stuff. For the time, he's not that bad. His wife died as a direct result of interference by magic. Yes, he loves Arthur to pieces, but he feels the loss of someone he loved very much every day, and probably wants to save his people, who he swore to protect, from feeling the same loss. You know what? The ends do not justify the means, but I, for one, see where he's coming from. /rant

Well, I've certainly won no award for "world's shortest profile on ffdotnet". Feel free to PM me any fics you find even if you have no clue who I am and have never talked to me, because I like to read more, and I like to make friends.

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From Russia, With Love by Grindylowe reviews
When Marigold makes a partnership that takes the speakeasy into uncharted waters, it's up to Mordecai to keep them all afloat - while navigating uncharted waters of his own.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,099 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mordecai H.
Entangled by OrbitalWings reviews
Sequel to Entwined. Her Fourth Year over, Hermione Granger must come to terms with being apart from the one she loves. But as the days grow darker, Fleur Delacour still offers an island of tranquillity in a rapidly changing world. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,668 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying by l0x0r reviews
AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 212,938 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
In The Streets of Paris by AmicableAlien reviews
Anouk Rocher is eighteen years old when she leaves her sleepy home by the Tannes river. Finally, the north wind pulls her to Paris where a chance meeting with an old friend could change her life forever, if only she has the courage.
Chocolat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/30/2009
The Most Hallowed Alliance by Emachinescat reviews
Sequel to The Most Deadly Alliance. Merlin and Arthur are called to the future by a desperate band of Hogwarts students and must join forces with Harry to stop Voldemort, allied with Morgause, from destroying the past and future with the Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,563 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Merlin, Arthur
Is it worth it? by BlueBastard reviews
Master Chief is stranded. A run in with Elites and more flood, while being unarmed, leads to more interesting results. WARNING: Slight noncon. Developes. There's SLASH,YAOI. I'm telling ya... read at your own risk.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Arbiter, Master Chief/John-117
Soul Remnants by andrhats reviews
The fates once again conspiring against them, Link and Sheik are swallowed up in a power struggle in a foreign land, and they are forced to pick a side and fight for their lives. But will they pick the right one? Sequel to Soul Mates. Contains yaoi ! FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 95 - Words: 601,566 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Breaking the Lock by RoasrioDorkfish reviews
Tsukune' Holy Lock breaks while he try's to repair the barrier separating the two worlds, how will his life change. Paring is Tsukune X Inner Moka ON HIATUS TILL BLOOD LUST IS FINISHED.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Blood Lust by RoasrioDorkfish reviews
Shortly after the Exorcist gave Tsukune the Holy Lock he is experiencing a thirst that can't be quenched by water. Paring: Tsukune X Both Moka' ON HOLD
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Ratatouille: Réécrit by IceFlake 77 reviews
One had the potential, but not the skill. The other had the skill, but not the passion. They both had the vision, and all it took was a little love to make it come true. Eventual Human!Remy x Linguini.
Ratatouille - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Empty Cup by Nozomi ga Kanau reviews
Instead of Neytiri, Tsu'tey is the one forced to take Jake on as a warrior-in-training. Multi Chapter, WIP. *Chapter 7 added 1/10/12*
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Mr Eames and the Third Eye by AvocadoLove reviews
After a near fatal reaction to a experimental somnacin mixture, Eames wakes up with the ability to see auras.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Eames, Arthur
Mr Darcy Came to Dinner by jvcla25 reviews
In the spirit of that masterpiece of farce, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Mr. Darcy has a little spill and is forced to remain at Longbourn, guest of the Bennets.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Blunder and Lightning by Bookish Delight reviews
Friendship is Magic! Shortly after a party that went terribly wrong, Rainbow Dash begins acting in ways nopony ever expected! Now it's up to both a current and an old friend of Dash's to make sense of things... before Rainbow Dash has no friends left!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Gilda - Complete
Dizzying Heights by marshtomp madness reviews
Sequel to This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending, although mostly unrelated. Merthur. Gwaine gets kidnapped by giants. Arthur and Merlin pull off a daring rescue thanks to Merlin's magic and Arthur's courage or as Merlin would probably put it, stupidity.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Women Scorned and Other Natural Disasters by The Black Sluggard reviews
A night of public nudity, insomnia and misunderstandings ends with the status quo smashed to pieces. Slash, Ryan/Esposito.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Javier E., Kevin R.] - Complete
Realization by tcarlson reviews
Who knew that Severus would actually miss the brat when he failed to show up for their weekly liaison?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Dearest PenPal by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Arlin Slash A series of letters sent between two people who have never met before. A genius scholar and a rich boy with a hidden talent. Will Arthur and Merlin ever get past pretenses? Dear New Penpal, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending by marshtomp madness reviews
Arthur is waylaid by a curse that puts him to sleep until true love's kiss wakes him. Merlin finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation, being that true love and all. There will be a sequel.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Shed Your Skin Over The Waves by chi-chi-chimera reviews
An ATLA Shapeshifter!AU. Selkies and Dragons and Badger-Moles oh my.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sokka, Zuko
Engorgia by Fr333bird reviews
Draco is left with an embarrassing and painful problem after an accident in his potions lab. Harry is the mediwizard who takes the case. Lots of adult content, fluff and slashy smut. Definitely a feel good fic, no angst here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stop, Drop and Roll by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
Sherlock notices how good John looks in a suit, and he makes it his mission to destroy all of John's jumpers. But how will he get John to take off his suit without him suspecting? With a little help from a cigarette lighter, anything's possible.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Transfusion by 73145 reviews
Tsukune begins to change in ways neither he nor anyone else could have predicted. Will it be for better or for worse? Will he ran from his new self, or accept it? Most importantly, why am I asking YOU all of this? I already know! But you don't, so read on
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
The Giving Man by NateintheAttic reviews
John/Sherlock. Once, there was a giving man...and he loved an extraordinary man. From the prompt: John is the Giving Tree.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wish Fulfillment by Fr333bird reviews
Harry makes one of Draco's wishes come true. Fluff/established relationship ficlet, mostly PWP. Contains explicit adult content and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Entwined by OrbitalWings reviews
After an impossible encounter, two young women find their lives destined to entwine. This is the tale of Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour, and how they fell in love. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Crazy Weeks and Lazy Mornings by colorguard28 reviews
After 46 straight days of working, Tony and McGee enjoy a quiet morning at home. Future Breathe. Tony/McGee.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Discretion's Purpose by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Merlin often thinks that there isn't much of a need for the paranoia and discretion, but he sees their purpose. And he's willing to live with them, because to live without them, would mean to live without Arthur. Merlin/Arthur SLASH. Rated for language
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Like Breathing Underwater by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
Arthur's brain needs to catch up to what his heart already knows. Featuring: Oblivious!Arthur trying to piece together how he feels about Merlin. Arthur/Merlin. one-shot. R and R, please.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Life Is Made by colorguard28 reviews
After Tim's release from Bethesda, everybody figures his return to field duty will be the biggest challenge of the year. But a single event in the life of one family member ripples outward affecting everybody in ways none of them expected. T2, Jimmy/Abby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 306,876 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Dragon's Flame by NateintheAttic reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Humor, fluff. How the first reincarnation of Merlin Emrys finally learned to accept his lot in life as Merlin. And Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
This time by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
This time something is different. This time Merlin thinks he might not have to fear Arthur forgetting him. Reincarnation. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I'll Always Say 'I Love You' by Universal Dogma reviews
Arthur/Merlin, reincarnation!fic. Arthur brushes into Merlin and remembers. But everything's not as simple as that. First in the na Déithe de fadó 'verse.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Realizations Through Kisses by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Merlin kisses Arthur, and Arthur is all but certain that part of him should be affronted, borderline livid, really, because what Merlin is doing now is not something that he should be doing, at all. And yet, he doesn't feel any of these things. A/M slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Eye Candy by Jill-in-the-Box reviews
"At that moment Kate Beckett walks into the room." Castle daydreams as he watches the interrogation of Mandy Bronson. 3x18.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
A Triangle Most Obtuse by JimDimitri reviews
Caramel has a huge crush on Big Mac that will never dare speak its name. But when he's invited to the barn-raising celebration, will he work up the nerve to admit the truth? And what did Caramel do to make Spike so angry? M/M shipping
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2011
Ties That Bind by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Merlin saves a young boy from would-be-kidnappers, he unknowingly starts the course of events that lead him to meet the boy's father, Arthur, who has played a painful part in changing Merlin's familiy's life in the past.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,080 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Artistic Impression by BingeB reviews
In which Merlin is an awkward and clumsy art student, and Arthur is his nude model. One-shot. SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Learning Experience by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Your Lips Looked Lonely by verumficta reviews
Merlin and Arthur's adventures together.*Modern!Au. Kid!Fic. First Kiss*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart by verumficta reviews
Merlin & Arthur. Merlin is changed into a child, Arthur is the only one who can reverse it. *AU*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Missing half of me by Saymorian reviews
Merlin finally finds the half that makes him whole. SLASH Reincarnation fic. AxM Character death at start but happy ending
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Raise Your Glass by coffeebuddha reviews
Kevin's date stands him up on Valentine's Day, so in the time honored tradition of bros, he and Javier get falling down drunk.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
It's Kinda Corny by Princess-Rachy reviews
Valentines Day at the precinct sees Ryan and Esposito spying on Castle and Beckett. Caskett, Ryan/Esposito.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R.
Open Your Eyes by verumficta reviews
Merlin & Arthur. AU. H/C. Merlin appears to be a mermaid.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Doff Thy Name by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Normal men weren't applauded for being born with the proper appendage, and that's all Wilson wanted; to be normal. Not special, not unique, just James Evan Wilson, Head of Oncology, and male.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Fight by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
There's really nothing to do but laugh when the Wizards put for their champion to fight against Arthur of the Knights. It'll be a slaughter. Pitiful. Or so everyone thinks.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Distraction by colorguard28 reviews
Shalom tag. Gibbs has gone again and somebody has to tell Abby. Tony can't quite figure out how he and McGee got from that discussion to a threesome with Abby — and it's freaking him out a lot less than it should. McTabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Not A Holmes by Burnt Hamster reviews
Tragedy within the Watson household sees young John moving in with the Holmes family.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Heat Of The Moment by Stellata reviews
Castle has written his latest novel - starring two characters quite obviously based on Ryan and Esposito. How will Esposito react upon realizing just what kind of relationship Castle suggests Detectives 'Bryan' and 'Martinez' have? Ryan/Esposito slash.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Night at the British Museum by KCS reviews
AU.Struggling detective Sherlock Holmes accepts an offer, temporary night watchman at the British Museum. With the help of a certain army doctor from the Kandahar exhibit, he discovers the Museum's secrets and exposes his century's most elusive killer.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Love Games by Princess-Rachy reviews
COMPLETE Bright purple cocktails, a "Kiss The Cook" apron, and bliss. Ryan/Esposito slash with some Caskett thrown in there as well.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Little Wrinkles by Princess-Rachy reviews
Castle and Ryan talk about what's putting those little wrinkles in Ryan's pretty little forehead. Silly little oneshot.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Five Times That They Almost Kissed by xox-hattii-xox reviews
...And The One Time That They Did. A 'Five Times' prompt. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sodales by ToxicGalaxy reviews
Starts off during season 3 finale. Involves Arthur, Uther, and eventually all of Camelot finding out about Merlin's magic. The Dragon plays matchmaker. Plus other stuff. MERLIN/ARTHUR Merthur SLASHY GOODNESS. You are warned. Short chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Christmas bet by renrenren3 reviews
In which Castle and Beckett aren't around, Ryan makes coffee, Esposito argues and murderers don't have the courtesy to wait until after the holidays.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Wrappings by Captain Vox reviews
Javier Esposito ponders his usefulness while wrapping a Christmas gift...a guest assures him that he is loved. Respo
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
I don't drink by PotatoBoy reviews
So for a fandom as large relatively as lackadaisy, I've noticed a distinct lack of... fandom activity, is it called? So out of that, this was born. Or... Something. YES THIS WILL CONTAIN GAY CATS.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Viktor V., Mordecai H. - Complete
Rhymes With Confusion by Irrelevancy reviews
It was a slow seduction via refrigerator magnets. Ryan/Esposito lots of fluff plus Plot!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Touch by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
Sometimes when Merlin touches him it is personal, more like the gentle touch of a lover than the efficient work of a servant. A/M Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Upon My Return by Mrs.Arionasparrow reviews
When Watson goes on holiday, he finds something a little strange upon his return.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Extraordinary by BloodofthePen reviews
Shwatsonlock fluff. Dr. Watson wonders why such a man as Sherlock Holmes would ever bother with him. Sherlock, of course, leads Watson through a series of deductions so the good doctor may answer the question himself. Characters c Sir Doyle.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Freckles by coffeebuddha reviews
Esposito notices Ryan's freckles for the first time.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Hands by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews
In which Merlin has infuriatingly good-looking hands, magic is revealed, and Arthur is an idiot. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Affection's Worth by ILoveThesePeople reviews
Merlin was one of those people who were so wonderfully, stupidly amazing that it was impossible to not let him crawl beneath your skin and make a home there.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Catalyst Client by Loki's Campaign Manager reviews
Dr. Watson's early friendship with Sherlock Holmes is made complicated as he tries to hide the traumatic effects of his war memories. Can a peculiar case brought by an impish client help Holmes see Watson needs him? Rated just to be safe.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Something Blue by Princess-Rachy reviews
Ryan accidentally catches the bouquet at a murderer's wedding. Castle's excited, Esposito's worried and Beckett's just trying to arrest the groom. Humorous oneshot for your entertainment.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Upon Thy Palm, Benediction by Saucery reviews
Arthur is fascinated by Merlin's hands. An introspective character study, tinged with eroticism and thirst.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Innocent Ignorance by Princess-Rachy reviews
Ryan notices some things about his partnership with Esposito. Oneshot. Plotless. Very PRE.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
A Cure by dangerprawn reviews
Watson finds a cure for Holmes' depression. drabble humor
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Time by bestinyou reviews
It's Christmas time, and Watson has a unique gift idea. LIGHTSLASH ONESHOT
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Redux by xXLadyLovelaceXx reviews
Coming back to life is filled with complications. A different account of the resurrections of Messrs. Holmes and Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Faceless Shame by Paintastics reviews
Holmes explaining to Watson why he thinks shame is a useless emotion, while guilt is not - preferably in reference to homosexuality. A conversation over tea quality which is, surprisingly, not at all slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Verbal Contracts Aren't Always Gained Unwillingly by A-BondofFlame-R reviews
Wilson's overrun with paperwork and House can't get a reaction out of him. Well, desperate times call for not so desperate, though still improper and brash, measures. Not smut, on a side note. Actually, it's rather fluffy. Hilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
To Sleep by xXLadyLovelaceXx reviews
Holmes and Watson must share a bed during a case, but once they get back to Baker Street, they find themselves unable to sleep alone. Fluff. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Winning by Princess-Rachy reviews
It was a little game they played. See which one would over-step the line first. See which one would be the first to break. ONESHOT
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Féileacán by xcgirl08 reviews
Freckle was doubtful at first, when Cousin Rocky told him that the lumpy little thing he called a cocoon was going to become a butterfly. Rocky had, after all, also told him that blue butterflies were carnivorous and liked to bite people's noses off.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Freckle M., Rocky R. - Complete
Of Borrowed Shirts and Bad Chinese Food by coffeebuddha reviews
Ryan doesn't know how the witness came to the conclusion that he and Esposito are a couple, but they really aren't. No, really.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Remember Me by Deliciously reviews
We'll make everything all right again, Kaidan. Wait for me and I will come back for you. John Shepard/Kaidan Alenko. ME1/ME2. Slash. A brief look into what could have been.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Let's Get Outta Here by Deliciously reviews
John Shepard and Kaidan Alenko in an ambiguous club. Dance floor. Turian liquor. Stuff's gonna happen. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Know Your Place by Tempest35 reviews
What does 'Know Your Place' mean for Tsukune? Inner Moka must know what it is...doesn't she? This is a re-write of my original 'Know Your Place'. Enjoy!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Beds by murderofonerose reviews
Inspired by the book's comments that, first, the beds plural in Crowley's flat are always made, and that, second, there is one and only one bedroom.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Effervescence by bobtheacorn reviews
Even Aunt Nina's terrible formidability can't quell the boyish need to mess up even the simplest of chores once in a while. / 1916
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rocky R., Freckle M. - Complete
A Demonic Matchbook by sylc reviews
Aziraphale invites Crowley to a gay bar and shows him his latest acquisition - a demonic matchbook. Written for ladyeshen at LiveJournal who requested it contain the word "ponce", at least three pop culture references, a bar, a matchbook, and bad timing.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Tea House by WhiteRosesHaveBlackThorns reviews
Watson, a med school student, works at a tea shop our favorite up-incoming detective frequents. Add in mutual attraction, some thieves and the ever-present variable of fate, and you've got a story. S/W slash, Shwatsonlock, takes place in canon timeperiod.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Of Magic Mirrors and Poisoned Apples by NateintheAttic reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Humor, fluff. Featuring an evil-step father, a destiny-spouting wood cutter, six dames and one not-dame, magic, two princes and one true love's kiss. A Merlin adaption of "Snow White"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Helping Hand by ArkadyRose reviews
A short piece of fluff. After a trying case, Watson helps ease the pain of Holmes' sprained ankle with a little relaxing foot massage.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by Moczo reviews
Aziraphale teaches Crowley a valuable lesson: just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Closet Geek by SageK reviews
Everyone has secrets...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Vampire Embrace by Brighter-Than-A-Thousand-Suns reviews
The story of Swims-In-Shadows, an Argonian cursed with the disease of Vampirism. Although furious at first, Swims-In-Shadows soon learns the scale of his new powers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Spacecraft Lovers by blockedthewriter reviews
After a few moments of heavy breathing, Zim's curiosity finally got the best of him, and he asked, "Do all male stink-beasts reach sexual climax so quickly, or is that just you?" Fifty sentences written for fifty different prompts. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Seven Deadly Days by Gogol reviews
In the week following the Apocalypse, Aziraphale sins. A lot. Although he never does use the phrase "core values".
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Distractions by ArkadyRose reviews
A short piece of fluff from a prompt on LJ. A sleepy Holmes starts cuddling & nuzzling Watson on the way home in the mariah following a bad case; Lestrade & Clarky do their best to distract the other officers.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Imprinted by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys meet as children. As students. At uni. As young adults. At work. Hmmm. It takes a while, but destiny clearly has something in mind for them. AU slash. Complete.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Tartan by Loki's Scribe reviews
Crowley actually does like tartan. In specific circumstances. Ficlet.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Inner side's face by DanielRZ19 reviews
Based on the anime, what if Tsukune on the rooftop talk with Inner Moka accepted this new Moka and decided to move on... what's to happen..?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Training Session by Solblade44 reviews
After their last training session, Tsukune is feeling down and the only one around is Inner Moka. Oneshot. Entry in Chaotic god Loki's Rosario Vampire Fanfic Challenge!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Past Toruk Makto by AB Norway reviews
Short version of stories recorded by Norm about Toruk Makto of past times, for Jake to learn from
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Norm S., Moat - Complete
Fruitless Recrimination by Evil Jenyus reviews
"It was even as he feared, only worse. And yet he could spare no moment in fruitless recrimination if tragedy was to be averted." Holmes/Watson SLASH. Yes, SLASH. Written in response to beautiful drawing by LJ's pennies-4-eyes. No smut as of yet.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Just One Kiss by BoundLight reviews
After watching the creation of Eve, Crawly requests something from Aziraphale. I suppose this is technically bestiality. It's totally Crawly's fault though… Crawly/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Play For Me by colorguard28 reviews
The team works together to help Tim surprise Tony with an early Christmas present. Follows Razor's Edge in the Breathe universe. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Razor's Edge by colorguard28 reviews
Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 121,002 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Heartbreak of Carpet Tongue by Red Witch reviews
When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Don't Be Jealous by manic-munchkin15 reviews
A quick little one-shot based on Castle's quote in Suicide Squeeze: "Don't be jealous. He still loves you." Tiny spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode yet, but nothing major. Ryan/Esposito slight fluff
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Catharsis by Penguin reviews
With both Holmes and Mary gone, Watson is lost and doesn't know how to fill the emptiness. But things are about to change. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Solo era una ayuda by Aurora343 reviews
Dib necesita la ayuda de Zim para hacer creer a su padre que tiene novia y asi no ser comprometido con una completa extraña... aunque no planeaba lo que sucedería al final
Invader Zim - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Destructive Information by FLASOK reviews
By sheer luck, Dib has finally captured Zim and made him his prisoner. He plans to upload Zim's PAK info onto his laptop to show the Swollen Eyeballs, but a glimpse at Zim's memories changes everything he ever thought about his arch enemy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Career Advice by Grim Lupine reviews
The first time Neal meets Uther Pendragon, it's with one hand halfway into his pocket, his shoulders tensing minutely despite himself as he tries to appear nonchalant. //oneshot// //WhiteCollar/Merlin crossover// //no pairing//
Crossover - Merlin & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Uther, Neal C. - Complete
Ice Cream by NoneButNim reviews
It was normal to them, it was perfectly normal...As normal as two teenage boys, vigorous thrusting and grunting could suggest while smothered in ice-cream. ZADR Fluff
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Secret History by Maybe the Moon reviews
Watson receives a trunk. Holmes is curious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Invaded Dreams by HettyBobcat reviews
Catching Dib planting a surveillance device, Zim has a confrontation wtih the investigator that doesn't exactly go as he planned.... or does it? It's not totally clear at all who has the upper hand. - ZADR rated MA
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Si fuera Humano by Aurora343 reviews
Zim lo único que desea es poder estar junto a la persona que mas ama en el mundo. Esta seguro que no lo aceptara por ser un Irken... ¿Que hara?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tenth Day of Christmas by wolfofsummerbreeze reviews
Sheik is stuck babysitting lords who think that being more like Link means winning the princess. Ironically Zelda's heart is already given and Link... well. Link indeed. Slash. 10 of 12 Christmas Stories.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Awsiteng by Ryouseiteki reviews
Norm's part in and following the na'vi vs RDA battle; some novelization recap of what we see of him in the movie and a continuation: While looking for his avatar body in the forest Norm stumbles across a certain someone...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Norm S., Tsu'tey
Consumed: Always by HettyBobcat reviews
ZADR* Obsession can seem innocent enough, at first. Usually, the obsessor can't even see it. But time and intensity can turn even the most bitter fixation into an all-consuming passion.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Mistletoe by Dibsthe1 reviews
Shortly before Christmas, the ancient Druid custom is revived in Ms. Bitters's classroom.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Scribble: A ZaDr OneShot by HettyBobcat reviews
Mild, Fluffy ZaDr based on a picture a friend of mine did on Deviant Art. While surveiling Zim, Dib notices him scribbling something on a piece of notebook paper. Thinking it's an evil plan, Dib takes a closer look and discovers Zim's little secret.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Silly School Crush by Robopirate reviews
It's been two months since Zim left Earth to go serve back in Foodcourtia and now he's back. Dib is starting to feel differently towards the Irken Invader though. ZaDR. Dib and Zim are the same age as in the series. Rated T for some language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Question Me by M a l a k ' s M i s t r e s s reviews
Shepard x Kaidan. Rated for language. Shepard stepped forward and was suddenly in his personal space. Much too close for comfort. Or not close enough, depending which way Kaidan looked at it. "I'm a Spectre...Alliance regs don't apply to me."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Corruption by Grim Lupine reviews
Pollution does not sleep and thus does not dream, but if he did, he would dream of stripping the suit and the neatness from Famine like peeling the skin off a fruit. //oneshot// //PollutionFamine//
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Pollution, Famine - Complete
Studies of Human Affection by Romansu Neko reviews
WARNING: Alien x Human love. Yaoi. No lemon, just affection. Why ZADR? Because it’s cute and makes Vasquez cringe. :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
known, by breath and by bone by Grim Lupine reviews
In this life Arthur is not Arthur but Art. //oneshot// //MerlinArthur//
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An Unexpected Detour by slightlytookish reviews
Merlin’s secret is revealed after a bit of accidental teleportation.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My Girlfriend's Tie by carnifax reviews
Esposito/Ryan. The truth behind the tie in 1x09 Little Girl Lost. "This monstrosity was part of a joke," Esposito explained, lifting the shiny, blue and gold tie from the box. "And I never wore it."
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Love Grows Like a Flower by Grim Lupine reviews
Merlin is a gardener gifted with a green thumb, maybe even green hands, because flowers and plants grow for him like Arthur’s never seen before. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Descent by Grim Lupine reviews
It starts, as most falls do, with noble intentions. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 278 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At the Touch of Love by Grim Lupine reviews
Merlin kisses Arthur, and he knows it is with lust, and heat, and hunger, but he knows there is also every inch of the love he feels. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In The Rain by chocolate.chibi reviews
It's such a cliche, I know, but I love it. Zim and Dib in the rain... ZaDr fluff, oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Rosario Vampyre by Shigur3 reviews
Become a Ghoul or succumb to death, both options will bring sadness. What of the third option? Something that hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Rating liable to change.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Beneath The Mask by Salark reviews
We all assume we know what is hidden under Sheik's cowl, but what if it was something different then we thought? LinkxSheik Link's P.O.V – Companion fic to Underneath
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Underneath by Salark reviews
We all assume we know what is hidden under Sheik's cowl, but what if it was something different then we thought? Link x Sheik Sheik's POV – Companion fic to Beneath The Mask
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
and a harder down than stone by Niki Chidon reviews
It was Chora's Den with its Asari dancers that started it. Kaidan/Shepard, slash. Yuletide 2008 story for Sidrin.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
In Which Arthur Breaks his Composure by ChudleyCanons reviews
This is my attempt at an alternative ending to 'Poisoned Chalice'. Gaius's POV. What if it was not Gwen who kissed Merlin when he awoke? I'm not particularly proud of this, it was very late when I wrote it but it was an idea that I couldn't ignore. A/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Scare Tactics by TrueSalvation reviews
Why is it that things never turn out the way we expect them to? Tsukune x Moka .::Oneshot::.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Sayonara Solitaire by RadiantBeam reviews
He is the same as she, in every way. Proud, noble, shrouded in darkness and blood... a vampire. So why is she so repulsed by his very existence? And yet, why can she not stop him? ::Inner Moka x Dark Tsukune:: ::Slight AU, one-shot::
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
The Life and Loves of a Pendragon by Sioux99 reviews
Arthur needs Merlin and Merlin needs Arthur. Warning Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Tea With Destiny by AvocadoLove reviews
After the shock of Lu Ten's death, Iroh makes a fateful journey into the Spirit World. The tea there is exquisite, but the company may give Iroh a run for his money.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Excerpt by Seraphim Starlight reviews
It was so natural, so predictable, that he should have seen it coming yet, regardless, it had still somehow managed to blindside him. Fakir x Ahiru
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Hero of Mine Part II: Forgotten HIATUS by PCpencil reviews
YAOI Link, now truly seventeen, is forced to leave the forest. When a prank goes wrong he finds himself lost with a royal Sheikah guardian and a farm girl. Through bitter rivalry and hardship, can Link help Sheik remember him, or has he truly forgotten?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Link, Sheik
The Night Winter Ends by X-parrot reviews
A virtually unknown piece from early in the writer's career, unpublished until now. A short story about a boy, a duck, and the first dance of spring.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Out of the City by Grim Lupine reviews
He keeps close to his darkhaired friend, and trusts him to get him out of trouble, and at times Tulio seems to be the only thing he sees. [oneshot] [slash]
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Soap on a Rope by Shameless Slasher reviews
Snape is so sick of quidditch and the Marauders he decides to play a nasty prank on all the players, Slytherins and Gryffindors included. Its a pity it doesn't work out as planned. WARNING: SLASH shower scene! sssb ssjp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Severus S., James P.
Hero of Mine by PCpencil reviews
SHOUNEN AI Link has developed strong feelings for the mysterious Sheikah boy who appears on numerous occasions on his quest. And Sheik feels the same way. But can a hero and a messenger ever stay together?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Geniuses by Amaretto reviews
Slash. Crossover with Foxtrot. Jason and Calvin meet in college and find in each other something they never found elsewhere.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2005
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Alien Senses reviews
Master Chief and the Arbiter learn what it truly is to be one's own enemy from the inside out.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Arbiter, Master Chief/John-117
Every Inch The Prince He Was
A god of Madness. A goddess of Twilight. Together they can create... lunacy. An unfinished tale of love and loss, focusing on Sheogorath and Azura, with cameos from obscure characters.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sheogorath
A Kajiit in Your Pub reviews
A better crossover of Morrowind and House, MD that I'd been wanting to do from the start- basically, the TV show characters are neatly inserted into Tamriel canon.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - G. House
I Am The Candy reviews
September 12th, 2009. Watched Fight Club for the first time around now. Wrote fic based off the poems in it, though instead of bodily organs I chose candy. House, MD candy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Henry D./Ridiculously Old Fraud - Complete
Chargin' Mah Lazaar! reviews
September 22, 2009. I watched the Lazer Collection for the first time, wrote a parody of it using House, MD characters. Be warned: I remember the process took less than a half hour, and the results weren't pretty. But the people said it was funny.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Will the Homo Simians Please Raise Their Hands? reviews
October 6th, 2009. The second fic I'd ever written, again crack. Never finished this one either. The premise was vaguely that the entire main cast of characters turned into various animals.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Warning, Magic Is Real
September/October 2008. The first fanfiction I ever wrote, and it was crack. Now you know where I started. I never finished it, and the elements from Morrowind are virtually nonexistent. House tries out a new prank, and it goes horribly wrong.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Published: 9/12/2010 - G. House - Complete
Gummi Bearz reviews
December 27th, 2008. I was in a stupor, a Gummi Bear induced stupor. The Gummi Bear theme song had been playing on loop for five hours. This fic was borne of it. It involves Gummi Bears, and amateurish Crack!fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Help Wilson Win The Sexy Poll reviews
February 22, 2009 - I vaguely remember there was some sort of internet poll going on about the sexiest doctor on television. This came of it, because I am a Crack!fic writer by trade. I feel this may be in all actuality the most realistic fic I've done.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Inspired Aureros
Based off a long boring day and a fic of a similar name by DeeLaundry. Crack!Fic from a Crack!Fic author. The plot is simple: What if House trades places with his rat? Finished as much as an abandoned plot bunny can be.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson