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Joined 12-31-09, id: 2197882, Profile Updated: 09-15-10

Name: Momo-chan

Interest:swimming biking playin with ma puppy and eating lots of chacolte

Thing that i probably should warn you about: I am a very violent person so if you are one of those types who cant handle aggression then im not for you also i hav a problem withe spelling sooo yea expect that i am probably the most random person u will every here of im serious if you ever hav a conversation with me then you know that i would say something completely random just given you a heads up and i hav this habit of starting things and not finishin em yea so if you see that help a sista and tell me or it will be lost in that dangerous thing of a black hole that i call my mind soo there you hav it cant say i didnt warn ya now can ya...oh yea i forgot i am also a chronic cusser i probably hav one of the most dirtiest and perverted minds in the world well besides ma friends

Fav anime:

1)Naruto
2)Death Note
3)Inuyasha
4)Bleach
5)Wolf's Rain
6)Trinity Blood
7)Blood+
8)Eureka 7
9)Samurai Champloo
10)Black Cat
11)DragonBall Z
12)Fruits Basket
13)Lucky Star
14)Fullmetal Alchemist
15)Furi Kuri
16)Ghost in the Shell
17)Devil May Cry

Fav Characters(of the top 4 cuz i watch them more):

Naruto:

Tobi-cuz he is and always will be a good boy

Sasuke- come on he like has sharingan and fukin chidori and like myself hes now completly bonkers

Kakashi- if you dont like kakashi then ...ur just plain weird and not in the good way

Itachi-as you can clearly see i hav this thing for sharingan and come on he is like the hottest bad boy out there

Hidan-hes just fuckin awsome i mean no1else HAS a 3 bladed scythe do they no they dont and if you say otherwise then YOUR WRONG

Suigetsu- how the hell do you NOT like him HES SUIGETSU FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD

Sakura-yes i will admit utterly useless in the beginning but now would you wanna make her mad and risk losein your face or gettin posined or somethin around there i wouldn't you gotta remember docters always hav the upper hand

Temari-she just kicks ass and may i say just like me in a way

Hinata-she is so sweet talk shit on her and see wat happens your house will be mysteriously covered with eggs

Naruto-believe it bitch altho he can get annoying sometimes

Kiba-he is soo hot and he has a cute doggy he has it all damn it and i mean ALL

Death Note:

L-he is sooo he really shouldnt hav died when he did i cried like i just broke ma favorite game or lost ma Mp3 thats rite i aint got an ipod

Ryuk-he is the most awesome shinigmi in that show i dont care what any of you say

Light-one of the smartest people on there well besides L no1 tops him

Inuyasha:

Kagome- i think she is quite funny especially when she tells inuyasha to sit it amuses me

Songo: she has a huge ass boomerang an her back and she's trained to kill wats there not to like

Inuyasha: dude huge sword that does different things (my fav is adamant barrage) and he's half demon a dog demon at that

Seshomaru:he's hot that all i got oh never mind that he's also the strong silent type it makes him hotter

Bleach:

Urahara:he is awesome nuff said

Ichigo: AWESOME just totally fucking awesome gosh u just dont kno

Orihime:that is one of the sweetest people that i hav seen i wish more people in the world were ilke her *Dramatically cries like Gai*

Chad: that dude can take down a ragin bull aww what the hell ten of em

Hollow Ichigo: if i knew his name id put it but its in a dangerous place and i gotta find it but anywayz he is me i am that psycho yet sophisticated

Oh wow i almost forgot when ever i make a story it will almost always hav an extra character i will list them here and just so you kno i do hav an obsession with twins i don't kno why i just do and i will explain the stuff i made that you dont kno:

Momo Ookami:she is technically me

Age: 15

Looks: charcoal eyes, dark skinned

Hair:black long as in mid back and always in a low ponytail

Parents: Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Tank, Fang

Clan: Wolf clan

Village:Cloud

Weapons: Huge sword kinda like Zabuza's but its flamed

Clothes:Combat boots, long black jacket that reaches knees,gloves with spikes on the knuckles,red tank-top,black and red camouflage shorts

Build:a normal sized girl,5"5

Element: fire

Fighting Style: tsunade-like strength, uses lots of fire, and fights using beast style

Animal: Savage

Looks: huge black wolf has on a spiked red collar

Personality:well in battle is were he gets his name other than that hes really hyper and nice

Personality:Hot tempered,aggressive, lazy,and on rare occasion nice

Fang Ookami Younger of the twins(Tank)

Age:18

Hair:Black,spiky like naruto's hair

Looks: Clean shaven, brown eyes, thin rimmed glasses, dark skinned, large fangs

Parents:Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Momo,Tank

Clan:Wolf Clan

Village:Cloud

Weapons:Twin blades that can be joined together by chakra of corse

Clothes:a dark blue sleeveless shirt, long black pants with gold rings goin down the legs,blades on his back,wears black fingerless gloves, combat boots

Build: looks like a body builder,6"1

Element:water

Fighting style: uses his surroundings to figure out the enemies weakness, uses strategy and brute strength also is a medical ninja

Animal:Pablo

Looks:blue wolf white belly has on a black head band with the cloud symbol on it around his neck

Personality:Calm and collected well trained and actually thinks of plans

Personality: Calm, intelligent,really nice,laid-back

Tank Ookami: the older twin (Fang)

Age:18

Hair:Black spiky hair like Fangs but messy

Looks: rugged, 5'o clock shadow, scar on his left eye

Parents: Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Momo, Fang

Clan: Wolf Clan

Village: Cloud

Weapons:scythe It has a dragon twirling up the handle to the blade

Clothes: Has on a camouflage bandana, green beater, a big thick chain around his neck, camouflage shorts with two chains hanging from it that form an X in the back, Has on brass knuckles

Element: Earth

Build: Looks like a body builder,6"2

Fighting Style: he fights like naruto and kiba mixed into one, also uses a lot of speed and brute strength

Animal: Stone

Looks: Dark brown muscular wolf has braces on his front paws and has on a chain collar

Personality: just like his owner he is quite hyper and protective of his pack

Personality: kinda like naruto and lee's hyphens put into one, not much of an attention span when off missions,very hard to piss off,tends to talk in third person a lot,always expresses his super macho manliness

Jade Shankaze: she is Momo's closest and best friend(?=ill make somethin up later)

Age: 15

Hair: its like Sakura's hair but black at the tips about an inch, reaches waist, its either out or in a ponytail

Looks: kinda like a prep, dark pink eyes

Parents: Oonoki, ?

Siblings: None

Clan: ?

Village: Rock

Weapons: a long gold staff with cherry blossom petals twirling up it

Clothes: Black scort with pink shorts underneath, Black half shirt with pink sleeves, wears the shoes Tsunade wears

Element: Wind

Build: Hinata's body, Sakura's face, 5"4 1/2

Fighting Style: she kinda flirts with her enemy if its male, uses agility and flexibility, is a medical-ninja

Animal: None

Personality: she is kinda flirty and preppy, can get lazy at times,has a temper, and is very intelligent

Things you should know about them:

they will always be connected to either Sasuke or Sakura in some way shape or form

Tank and Jade will always be together unless i un-deem itMomo and Kiba will always be together unless i un-deem it

Fang and Ino will always be together unless i un-deem it

both Fang and Tank guard their sister like she is a priceless artifact

Jade likes to ride on Tanks back and he doesn't mind at all

both Jade and Momo jump on Sasuke and tackle him to the ground

the wolves kno how to do jutsu

Momo has no mercy

The Ookami kids can summon wolves Momo-Kaji Tank-Tsuchi Fang-Mizu

Jade sometimes sits a top Momo's sword when its on her bak

Momo and Jade are known as the Beautifully Demonic Duo

Tank likes pain inflicted on him just warnin u before hand

Wolf Clan

The wolf clan is a clan that is quite aggressive and merciless it is located in the hidden village in the clouds and is controlled by their pack leader Kane Ookami. They are feared,powerful,and very loyal to the Raikage and his people if they find a traitor in their mists then they publicly torture them and then kill them.They are masters at making and using weapons and poisons. They are paired with a wolf at the age of 4 when the wolves are just born and still young. The wolf clan is divided into two parts that is the main house and the subjects of the main house (servants,scribes,basically all the workers). The main house is mainly who ever is in charge of the clan and his family. The main house has a tattoo on the upper right arm of the clan symbol (it looks like a claw mark)surrounded by whatever thier element is. They live a half modern half wild life-style as in they are sophisticated people who live in the forest who hunt for their food as opposed to going to a store.

STORY UPDATES

Yay i got it up wow that took longer then it need to be

Never Knew I Needed-Chapt. 2 is up yay im on a roll


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You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.
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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

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I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
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I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
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I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
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If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS!

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~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~

QUOTES FROME ME MY SIBLINGS AND MY FRIENDS (beware we hav problems)

"How the hell do ya shoulder fuck somebody?!"

"cory whats one pluse one?" "one one"

"Who the hell got change for a quarter!?" "you know thats impossible right? Please tell me your joking." "I wasn't." Your fukin retarted"

"Welcome to the bitch squad where bitches are welcome"

"head nerd in charge H.N.I.C"

"head bitch in charge H.B.I.C"

"head bitch from hell H.B.F.H"

"A...HOLE"

"OMG she picked up the chair!"

"I will break your fuckin skull u just hav no fuckin idea damn it!"

"Did you call her?" No i sent her christmas presents." Why would you send her christmas presents its March?"

"You know what just go fall in a ditch and die."

"Gargle on ma nuts and bolts!"

"you guys are crazy."

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK I HATE YOU!"

"you fuking retard."

"ain't no runnin in the game of tag!" "wat the hell that doesn't mak any sense wat do we do if we cant run?" "stand there and take it...LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!!"

ok this quote is compicated bare with me tho imagine playin Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 now the ppl we where usein were itachi orochimaru kakashi and sasuke orchimaru and itachi are on teams kakashi and sasuke are on teams "OOOOO wat chu gonna do hit me with ur ball of electricity?" "No he can't do that cuz we hav teleportation ha ha!" sasuke charges his chidori itachi and orochimaru scream like little girls"OMG WE ARE GONNA DIE" "SCATTER" "DIIIIIIIIIE" both teleport out of the "wow i can't beleived you missed...U SUCK I AM NEVER BEING ON YOUR TEAM EVER AGAIN" "SHUT UP AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING OTHERE THAN STAND THERE" "first of all kakashi cant be rushed second of all i was busy anyway" "doin wat" "wat kakashi always does i was readin ma book"

"SMITH GOD"

"lee?" "Gai-sensei?" "LEE?" "GAI-SENSEI?" "LEE?!?" "GAI-SENSEI?!?" "LEE!?!?!?!?!?!" "GAI-SENSEI!?!?!?!"

"now i don't kno about you bitchs but im bout ready to fuk up the next son bitch who wants to test my buttons and take ma chocolate CUZ GOD DAMN IT IM TRING TO SAVER THE DAMNIFIED THING SO LET ME EAT MA GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN CHOCOLATE IN SOME GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN PEACE thank you"

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IF YOU SUPPORT SASUSAKU PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

IF YOU LIKE NARUTO COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org, xkawaiichix, CandyCane460,Pachirisu123,autumn4real,tobi-is-an-artist-too

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, Pachirisu123,autumn4real,tobi-is-an-artist-too

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile(...i didnt see it there)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(yep you got us we are completely insane)

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (I do the shit all the damn time)

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(i wonder if that counts for multiple)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.(H.B.F.H thats me)

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(*long extended sigh* the story of my life)

Check this out...

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13, XxGoddess AthenaxX(They do the same in South Africa),tobi-is-an-artist-too(ma school is full of people like that)

PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he hadbettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. I says Hmm...

Made By: Dying Sakura

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks toofucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Fuck actually used to be an acronym. Fornicating Under the Consent of the King. Way back then when people got married, they had to get this little piece of paper to nail to their doors to validate their marriage so they could have sex. - From LizzieStuck91

The End!

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Gaara will have kids.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be out ya mind...

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a great 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart:

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

I got this from xcolormelovelyx so the credit goes to her not me im just the 1 who stole it :)

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- i got this from umm ill get bak 2 you on that 1

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

If you are a SasuSaku fan, just freakin' take a look. -

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – id go psycho bitch on all who had to do with it nd if he went to some1else then i would personaly go find the voice of sasuke in both english nd japanese nd torture them into havein the dude cant really think of his name rite now change it

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – well thats a real no brainer i herd him compiment her numerus times in his head nd evrytime naruto tried to impress her he did wat ever he did better

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – i think she should go 2 Sai even tho i personaly dont lik the boy at all i hav no idea why he irks me i didnt say naruto cuz well hinata would be sad nd we cant hav that now can we

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – i would be so happy word wouldnt nd couldnt describe how happy i was nd will be cuz it will happen

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Sasuke
2. Kakashi
3. Sakura
4. Temari
5. Gaara
6. Shikamaru
7. Hinata
8. Naruto
9. Itachi
10. Pein(God)
11. Jirya
12. Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
OMDG do u kno how wrong that would be well i hav no problem with yaio but Shika/Jirya dosent go

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
well ummm yea temari is well no other way 2 put it pretty damn sexy

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
well that cant happen i think well maybe if naruto did sexy jutsu

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes nd it made me cry cuz it ended with him dieing

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
WHY DOES EVERY OLDER MALE WANT SHIKAMARU MY GOD nd no cuz kakashi cant be held dont in a relationship

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
wow just wow neither no offence intended but gaara would die if he went 2 either of them they are inthe akastuki

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
well first i think hinata would scream until every1 was in that room nd slip into a never ending screaming coma awake then ask to change teams cuz she would never look at kiba the same way ever again

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Pein thought that capturing Sakura would lead the Kyuubi vessel to the akastuki but the longer he kept the closer he got to her

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
uhhh yea sure they already kissed so wat the hell

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
The wounded pup nd the Shy butterfly i kno u dont hav to tell me it sux

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
While comeing home from a mission temari stumbles across a certin Uchiha who acts her how to suduce a woman she gladly shows him how nd thing get a bit out of control

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
well yea sasusaku nd the ocasional other parings including Sakura cuz they r a weird group of ppl

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
yea he has a little fun with jirya nd draws in sequence while he is peeping on ppl nd some catching nd the last one is depending on who catches him

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
well yea cuz ummm again my friend r a tad out there

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pein dosent scream

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
the sailor song by toybox

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: There will be certain language that will be used that isn't ment for the human eye

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
i kno whats under that mask

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

OMG ILL NEVER WRITE PORN AGAIN...AHHHH THEY KISSED IT BURNS US

20) How emo is Seven?

Hinata is not emo just very very very quiet

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Chained by Kirikizu reviews
Werewolf Fic. Sasuke was captured by hunters when his family was killed, but the kindness of one of the hunters daughters makes the world so much brighter. He wants to be the best he can for her, but how can he do that while being labeled a monster? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,084 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7h - Published: 12/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Omega's Gambit by Rae D. Magdon reviews
When Asami goes into her heat at a very inconvenient time, she must navigate her shifting feelings for Korra and seize control of her intense desires at the same time. Meanwhile, Korra must remain focused on saving the world instead of allowing herself to be tempted. (Korrasami Omegaverse)
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 20h - Published: 7/17 - [Asami S., Korra]
Give Me A Reason by Helennnn reviews
Things aren't always what the seem and when Sasuke realises that, he also realises he has two choices: fight for her, or give in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 4/5 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Anthology of Melancholy Disasters by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Drabble Fic; .004: Because only Sakura could coax him out of bed at four in the morning to come to her apartment and kill a spider. Rated M for Adult Content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
B l i n d by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
AU Naruto Fanfic; Sasuke x Sakura; Rated M; She only wished that one day she could see his face... Yet at the same time, all she could hope for was for him to be able to one day see hers too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 277,594 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
bite me by Vikachu reviews
RTN-related. She keeps hearing a voice in her head and is troubled. He wants to help her. She falls for him. He's just too damn dense to even notice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
SasuSaku Month: 2014 by pluhsauce reviews
My second year participating! / Day Thirty-one: Three Wishes...instead of putting them under his genjutsu, Madara accidentally gives Team 7 a glimpse of what their futures had in store for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,205 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ossessione by Puella777 reviews
He was insanity. She was obsession. Dark AU, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/22 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 6832 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Can Wait A Millennium For You by Prodigy Panda reviews
The ruler of all demons had laid his eyes on the fallen angel. The rosette was an enchantress, a seductress, a troublemaker, but she's his one and only love. Banished from the heavens, the council won't stop chasing her until she's dead. They're not the only ones after Sakura. Sasuke will do all in his power to protect what he treasures. But can love save her the way saved him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Time to Say Goodbye by RedrumSprinkles reviews
They called Unification the war to end all wars, a conflict that consumed billions of lives and burned a thousand worlds. And in the middle of it all were the 'Konoha 12', the squad I grew up with, trained with. My Squad. Military Sci-fi AU! Rated M for language, adult themes, and graphic violence. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,490 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Song of Aether by wingedmercury reviews
Strange rumors from the border make Sasuke wonder just how tenuous Konoha's peacetime really is. When his oldest child is targeted by a suspicious character—who may or may not be connected to the supposedly long dead Uchiha Madara—anxiety mounts, and the tranquil life that Sasuke and Sakura have worked so hard to build begins to fracture under the pressure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 216,531 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Private Pleasures by cocoablossom reviews
She was married, but that wouldn't stop him. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,618 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Father Figure by i.death-chan reviews
AU. Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Enterprises, finds a little girl unconscious in the middle of the road. Little does he know, the little girl can bring him and his new pinkhaired personal assistant together. SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke meet the Host Club by Cijaina reviews
What happens when Sasuke Uchiha gets sucked away from his blond and ends up at the ... Host Club? He ends up in the experimental hands of the Hitachin twins and the twins do what the twins do best manipulate. Crossover but the Main couple Sasunaru. MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hey DJ, Imma going crazy over you by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He was the most feared man in history, and she was now his lover, his innocent and perfect lover. And he loved it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Jail Bird by SomethingLikeFate reviews
Sasuke ended up landing himself in jail. But will all his time there be bad, when he meets an officer's girlfriend and his new therapist, Haruno Sakura? Please R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One Kiss! by Unexistent reviews
SasuSaku, One Kiss is all it took for Sasuke's life to be turned upside down when he encounters an unexpected friend. AU (i'm guessing the summary is not descriptive enough...cat/feline...guess who's the cat?)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Different by GhostofYou reviews
"You really haven't changed. You're still annoying." He only stayed because the voice of his dead brother told him so. But somewhere down the road, amidst the laughter and the tears, she helped him understand why Itachi would sacrifice his life for Konoha. It was because of her that Sasuke realized what it meant to find a place he could call home. And she was it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,160 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Hooked by pastel daisies reviews
Even as the chief of police's son, he didn't think he would get pulled over on a speeding ticket. Or felt up by an attractive police officer, that is. But by then, he was already hooked, and completely addicted. AU. Rated M for Lime(y) situations. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Electricity Between Both of Us by pluhsauce reviews
Neither of them were the type to jump into relationships, but then again, neither of them were the type to passionately make out with strangers at the beginning of a seven-hour flight. And even though the world was determined to keep them apart, they couldn't deny the dizzying attraction between them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Pink and Green by The Fallen Empress reviews
AU. "This is Sakura," Fugaku said. "She will be part of this family from now on." Sasuke then wondered how pink and green could possibly look good together as it looked good on her. - SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,033 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Target by darkpetaltaki reviews
She's a doctor cherishing every bit of life. He's an assassin from a secretive elite organization. She knew nothing about his job until the one night things took a turn he hadn't expected... SASUSAKU... Rated M for safety... PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,905 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Shooting Star by PinkBlossem reviews
She was being forced into marriage, and one night she wished on a star to marry someone she loves. What happened when a Captain of Pirates see's her and claims her? Will love spark or will she reject him? First Fanfiction :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Silently Lost by EnigmaLight reviews
She was falling. Pain and anxiety crushing the air out of her lungs; guilt and hate stopping the thoughts from formulating. The world she tried so desperately to cling to was crumbling around her like sand and her time continued to shorten. "Ah," she whispered with a hiccup, her tears slipping her lashes and down her cheeks, "I've messed up."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Coming Home by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lemonaid by Yukiume reviews
CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Any Other World by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
50 AU oneshots. 13. Merchant. Hangovers, unbidden memories and scary old ladies make a trip to port an interesting time for the crew. (Part 5 of Arabia)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,217 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Vampire's Love by the freak down the street reviews
Sasuke is an undead, blood-sucking jackass with a temper problem looking for the reincarnation of the sweet, beautiful, gentle Sakura he fell in love with. Boy, is he in for a surprise. YES, UPDATED. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Trapped by Caffeinewired reviews
Sakura is in an abusive relationship with Neji. Sasuke Uchiha transfers to their school in the middle of the year. Sasuke may be a jerk, but he knows the proper way to treat a lady, and he takes an immediate disliking to his neighbor Neji. fullsuminside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Onyx and Emeralds by kittybolt reviews
"Wait, sing that again." Sasuke closed his eyes and listened to the pink haired girl sing, her voice was beautiful. SHE was beautiful. He joined in and matched his notes with hers, and then harmonized their voices. This year was going to be...different.RR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secret by K and Jazz reviews
Ino wasn't going to find out about Sakura and Sasuke hooking up behind her back. But with a project that requires them and the rest of the gang to move in together, there's a chance it could happen. Too bad Sasuke and Sakura aren't gonna let it happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,875 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Out of the Smoke, into the Fire by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sakura is a Pyte, a natural-born vampire adolescent Sasuke never should have come across. But he does, and he finds her lying there in that cell where she's been for the last century, and from that moment on he takes it upon himself to be her personal guardian. "No one deserves to live like this." "And what are you going to do about it?" "I'll get you out, I promise."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not As Planned by frumpyrox reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Over There by JinnySkeans reviews
And they won't come back till it's over, over there. WWII AU. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,964 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't leave me alone by Scileney reviews
So, i will rewrite this story because I believe I can make it even better. New name same plot but better story :) I will post it soon and if you want to know why it has taken me this long, let me just say that a lot personal stuff was going on, but know i'm ready to start again. I will call the new story: The things about being blue. I hope you will read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,073 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Titanium by varsuke reviews
Captors are suppose to be at their master's mercy, but this was one vixen who gave a whole new meaning to the captured and the captor. Purely smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because I Love You by flowerslut reviews
He lifted his arm, not to attack, but to show her his power. The power he had to destroy, to kill. The power he had that could take her life at any given moment. He was not her friend; he was her enemy. "It's okay," she said in the cold hard voice, "I wasn't planning on surviving this fight anyways." Rated T for violence. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just give me the pink slip! by xocrisscrossxo reviews
Sasuke is the new VP for Uchiha Corp. Sakura is the best lawyer and works for Uchiha Corp. The catch? They were engaged and Sakura left Sasuke standing at the alter. This office is gonna get a little tense!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,687 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Second Chance by bluexxxcarnation reviews
Sakura died and left Sasuke alone, his only shot at happiness gone. He got a second chance, but with a little twist. And what's this about ninjas? They don't exist! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke Of the Demons by RoaringFightingWaters reviews
Why is there so many loveless humans in this world? I remember when I was born, through out centuries everyone seemed to 'love' others, but that changed when I meet a caring, beautiful woman...Her name is Haruno Sakura. (Kind of incomplete ;A; )
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bubblegum by ill0gical reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,387 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ghost by WhiteRabbit52 reviews
Sakura dies in a car accident and Sasuke is left dealing with her death in a unique, probably very unhealthy way. Sasusaku. AU. Kind of a sequel to Muse but you can still understand this story if you haven't read that story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muse by WhiteRabbit52 reviews
Sasuke is a writer with terrible case of writer's block. He turns to drugs to lighten up his dull world but when he meets a certain pink-haired intern, he has just the shock of inspiration he needs. M for language and lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Found A Peanut by carolineAcappella reviews
Tobi found a peanut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
I'm Hungry by BluePlane reviews
"I told you I was hungry," answered C.C. Crack one-shot.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2012 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
She's going to kill me by JakuraAngel reviews
She's insane. She thinks Sasuke wants her if she takes my baby and tells lies about me. This is the story about me being kidnapped. Rated M because of bad language. ONE-SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Colorfully Dull by KiiroIka reviews
In his grayscale world, a pink-haired ballerina in a snow globe catches his eyes. As more struggles go his way, what happens to him and his cursed, precious treasure?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Gaurdian by SakuraUchiha93 reviews
He's my guardian. I'm his ward. He's 25. I'm 17. He likes me. I love him. He's engaged. Im single. Sasuke is Sakura's gaurdian, they live in the same house. Sasuke's engaged but he soon dicovers that he might have feelings for Sakura, his ward. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
China Doll by river of the sand reviews
AU one-shot. She was begging him to save her, and everyone knew that Sasuke Uchiha was a sucker for a damsel in distress. Warning: mention of rape. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dilemmas by nanamisakurachan reviews
Sasuke is forced to marry Karin and procreate, as an attempt to escape his parent's harsh wishes-he lies: "I have someone and she's already pregnant." Oh damn, What now Uchiha? Simple: Haruno Sakura SasuSaku Summary edited 12/21/10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wind Up Dolls by Misery's-Toll reviews
A fairy boy and a nothing girl find each other. AU Homeless SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,988 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Queen of the harem by zoikoiroi reviews
"You betrayed our agreement of peace and attacked my kingdom. To punish you, king Haruno, I will take your daughter as a slave in my harem. If you attack me again, I will kill her." AU, many pairings, R&R LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,567 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Among Immortals: Destruction of the Demonic by Yoshikuni reviews
The Uchiha brothers are back home but danger still follows them. With threats from both domestic and foreign places combining, can they fight a two front war and win? Sequel to ATWADJ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fidelis by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke knelt down on the ground, his insides turning to ice. Sakura came and stood by him, her presence followed by a cry of grief. Then Uchiha Sasuke did something he hadn't done in almost fifteen years: he cried.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Right Choice by SuperCess reviews
She is already married and so was He. When fate decided to play with them, they meet again resulting to a lot of love, betrayal and secrets revealed. "No matter how far we try to stay away, we'll always end up finding each other". A SasuSaku Fanfiction.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,447 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Immortal Sin by Apathetic Silence reviews
"I'm... in love with you." He tells her with a small smile. "I'm still in love with you." The tears just fell as he placed his hands on her cheeks. "So... come back to me, please." She couldn't believe that she forgot about him so easily. AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,935 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Finding Mr Perfect by Rapture-Taylore reviews
One drunken night Sakura describes her ideal boyfriend to her friends not knowing the consequences. As Sasuke is born out of her imagination and is everything she wants in a man Sakura's life begins to look up until he begins to develop a life of his own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Differences by ColorfulPaintedNails reviews
'How can she NOT know me' But later, he'll be needing her naivety and obliviousness to free himself from an arranged marriage. A story of love where the CEO of Uchiha Corps starts falling for his niece's doctor, a pink-haired pediatrician.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Keeping A Promise by Fauxhound reviews
He said he would break her window with a baseball. Even though he can't remember the Battlefront days, he kept his promise. HinataxYui
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - H. Hinata, Yui
Origins of the New Uchiha by CertifyyedGoon reviews
When a very pregnant Sakura is kidnapped, Sasuke must journey not only through the obstacles to find her but also his own memories. "How do you know you're going to find her?" "She's my wife." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,732 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons You Make French Fries? by HeatherTheFeather96 reviews
Sakura is forced to take more shifts at her job, when her boyfriend Naruto brakes his leg and is unable to work, giving her less time to study for her med-school tests and a little more time around the dream boat Sasuke. Lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Issues by TragedyDawl reviews
I am homeless. I have a disease. I am sleeping with my teacher. I'm a teenage mother. I cut myself. I'm a addict. Six best friends with issues that they keep to themselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninyou no Iwaku by Yukiume reviews
A Mermaid's Tale: Sakura, youngest of the three mermaid princesses of the Elysian Sea will have her life turned a complete three-sixty when fate takes her on the journey she never expected herself to embark on. SASUSAKU. !ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Seal of Trust by randomteenager reviews
Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,939 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
T H E W I L D C A R D by dansingglowstix reviews
Detective Hatake Kakashi has been trying to catch the notorious drug-lord Uchiha Sasuke for ten years now,and he's finally found his weakness, Haruno Sakura. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Surprises Inside by Animefun17 reviews
He's married with no children. She's single with a 6 year old wanting answers. He's keeping his head in his business. She's crying every night alone wanting love. 6 year old runs away. What happens when they reunite after 7 years searching for their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Behind the Curtain by Redenzione reviews
A man's heart breaks as he watches Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quantum of Memory by IzWinchesterDevil reviews
Sakura and Tenten –FBI Agents– are on a vital mission to eradicate one of America’s largest and most feared Mafia Gangs. Sakura has no memory of her past. What happens when she come face to face with Sasuke Uchiha who is in charge of the gang? LEMONS, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,914 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sk8er Boi by XeniaKunoichi reviews
AU. He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it more obvious? Sasuke was a punk. Ino did ballet. What more can I say? InoSasuSaku, NaruHina, SuiKa, NejiTen, GaaMatsu. OOCness. Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ocean View by marrsbarz reviews
Sakura is a princess of England who is off to marry Gaara, the prince of Spain. But what happens when a pirate kidnaps her and holds her hostage. What will happen when she begins to fall for that famous pirate?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cat Like Reflexes by RoseKat and SkyVic reviews
"I'M NOT A MATCHMAKER SHIZUNE! I'M FREAKIN' CUPID IN THE MAKING!" A one-shot about how Tsunade is 'matching' Sakura up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Is Blind by DestinyDevistation reviews
The phrase "Love is blind" was pretty fitting to our situation. I'd never seen her, but, I could hear and feel her. I didn't know how this girl, Sakura Haruno, could change my life.I didn't understand how someone like her, could love a blind man, like Me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Forbidden Romance by RecklessXRelentlessXRuthenia reviews
The sannins are having an affair, so is their assistants and their pupils. What do you expect from a village where everyone breaks the rules? SaSuSaku. Orochimaru/Tsunade. Kabuto/Shizune. One heart... Love makes people do crazy things... Even the Hokage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Guardian Angel by BecauseICanBeKD reviews
Ley de los Angeles are the laws we must follow. In order to achieve pure peace, we must follow these rules: Do not interact with other humans, we must protect our humans with our lives for the sake of Our Heavenly Father and the peace He has managed to maintain, and NEVER must we fall in love with our humans. We are the Guardian Angels of the human race. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Craving leads to this by RecklessXRelentlessXRuthenia reviews
Sasuke deflowered her half a year ago,now they experience a crave that will never end. A serious aftermath will scar their lives forever. "Looks like the Harunos' daughter isn't as innocent as they thought." The truth became unbearably shocking. !LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,035 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Little Cherry Blossom by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
When Sakura, a mermaid, falls in love with Sasuke, a human, and her mother is the Queen of the Sea who despises humans with a passion, you know things are going to go well. Spinoff of the Disney movie The Little Mermaid. Main SasuSaku, slight NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play Secretary by Rai Lockhart reviews
After quitting her last job due to personal reasons, Sakura Haruno is pushed into a new one: Being the personal assistant of one of the best lawyers in town, Sasuke Uchiha. Not that she minds, however...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The King and The Freak by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
No one knew it, but The King and The Freak were in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Until You by lido-bunny reviews
If u were to fall i'll be there to catch you. If i were to fall, you wouldnt waste a second to catch me. If i were to fall...i would be catch by an anonymous pink haired girl...who cared about me w/out bothering to know me...thats worth fighting for...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Breaking and Entering by T3rran reviews
Hinata hadn't really expected to be breaking and entering when he left to go play baseball with the team. He may have predicted the broken window, but he didn't expect to enter her life, nor what he would mean to her. Rated T for lang. HinataxYui
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2011 - H. Hinata, Yui - Complete
Hidden Secrets of the past by xXBrittyBabeXx reviews
Sequel to Mist of Enlightenment.. The tragedies of that day are clearly remembered but time has moved on, there children mst live there lives, Sakura of course wil try set her son up and Sasuke wil watch protectively over Kairi. Hidden secrets wil cum ou
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,212 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
She Who is Marked by Eternal Flames by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. One-shot. He's a teacher, and she's his student. But the day he finds countless scars and bruises on her body is the day everything changes. "Don't look at me - I'm tainted and -" "Actually, Sakura, I find you beautiful."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School Scandal by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
One bet; to see if Uchiha Sasuke could get into the pants of all of the girls at Konoha Boarding School before the end of Senior year. It shouldn't have been too hard, right? WRONG. And it all happens to be the fault of a girl with pink hair & green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Enchanted by Mahiwaga no Megumi reviews
It's Ella Enchanted Naruto style! Sakura is cursed at birth, Sasuke's a pervert what else could go wrong? ON SLOW UPDATE MODE! GOMEN MINNASAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Love For You by Minami-to-yuri no hana reviews
Sakura is a blind girl. Sasuke, the ice cube & emotionless man, met her at a park in spring time. He's falling in love with her & they became a couple & one day he proposed her. Did he really mean it! She's blind! R&R please! -ON HIATUS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seduction by Supernova Chronicles reviews
"Seduction. Seduce. Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do. 'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you." SasuSaku. Anti-LeeSaku. OneShot. Song-Fic. Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Led Astray by Crimson Tranquility reviews
When Team Hawk returns from a mission with a prisoner, Sasuke is surprised to find out it is none other than Sakura.After Suigetsu persuades him to keep her captive,Sasuke finds himself falling for her,and this time,things aren't so innocent between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,262 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sick Days by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
Naruto and Sai find it a little strange that Sasuke and Sakura are repeatedly missing training due to sickness, on the same day, several times a week. So they investigate, and can't believe what they find.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spanish Street Kings by itsfuckingmagic reviews
Im Saukra Haruno. Im 16 and live in the Spanish Street Kings Gang territory." There was a collective gasp as everyone turned around to look at Sasuke Uchiha, the gangs leader. Who I just so happen to sit by now. Genre should be as listed but with Humar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hurricane by Dances-of-shadows reviews
"...And... If you must go, take me with you..." Her eyes fluttered closed. "Sakura." She smiled. "Thank you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Left 4 Retarded 2 by Kawakami-Aya reviews
One-shot. One Player's stupid mistake in Dead Center ends up dragging his entire team down with him. Based on a true story. Marked as Mature for violence and naughty language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Rochelle, Nick - Complete
Why I'm Here by BecauseICanBeKD reviews
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. Also something important: the Nagato in this story is not the one from the series. He was mine originally but then I saw the Nagato from the series. Just wanted to clear that up a little!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,355 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Body Switch by AmikaUchiha reviews
"Just thought you should know Sakura-chan, that your dear Sasuke-kun is currently walking around your room and answering your door NAKED." rated M, SasxSak now with Bonus Chapter, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Realization by withinthedepths reviews
Sakura is constantly bullied, tortured, and abused. Believing no one cares for her, she commits suicide. As an angel sent from God came to her in the afterlife, she is shown how her death affected those around her. AU, SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Print Screen by the pink pastel reviews
Because a confession online under Sasuke's hacked account is Uchiha Sasuke's new way of saying that Uzumaki Naruto is an idiot, and whoever fell for that trap is an even bigger idiot than the blond himself. Unfortunately Karin didn't receive the memo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We lost so much time by zoikoiroi reviews
She left me years ago"..."16 years!"..."What do you mean?"..."That boy could be your son, Sasuke".The chuunin exam won't be peaceful and boring anymore...Next generation sasusaku R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My life sucked until you appeared by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
She had never cried in front of him, and that scared him when the tears poured freely down her face, Finally, she swallowed her pride and told him the reason why she would never marry him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Football Boy by HimeIchigoYuki reviews
Original plot made by aNdreaa. When a new football hotshot, Benjamin Rice, comes to the school, girls flip. Unfortunately, the only one he's interested in? Haruno Sakura! How will Sasuke deal with it when Ben wants to join the team? SasuSaku. AU. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miss Murder by Put out of your mind reviews
She's a con-artist, a murderer, a criminal, a monster. There's no way he should love her, she's disgusting, repulsive, but she's also his wife and his lover, and for some reason, he can't turn away, can't refuse her, so he too must be a sinner. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Zombie Wars by Megaria Sophia Maximov reviews
What will Sasuke do when he learns that he is not the only survivor of the plague?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Healing Hearts by Bare Eyes reviews
Sasuke receives thirty hours of community service for punishment after stupidly following Naruto's lead, and when he, once again, follows his friend's lead, he finds himself volunteering at a stable, and possibly falling in love. Possibly. sasusaku/AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Addicted to You by FutureAuthor.SpoiltBrat93 reviews
Sakura cannot escape her feelings for the one man that hurt her the most. As she goes on a quest to help him with his revenge and bring him back home, Sasuke has a inner battle with his own feelings. Could love bloom or will Sakura get her heart broken?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,577 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Half of my Heart by bubblefizz001 reviews
"And do you, Haruno Sakura, take Uzumaki Naruto as you lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" her throat suddenly felt awfully dry."I-I I'm sorry… I can't!" she said. Full story up. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grotte by Remi16 reviews
Forgotten and lost, Sasuke blinded after a battle is found in a cave by a noblewoman whose father is his mortal enemy. As she secretly tends to him in the cave, love begins to bloom. AU SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Been to Hell And Back by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He had never been appealed to torturing Women, he was an Uchiha and a proud one too. But when the aforementioned torture includes a moaning Sakura with her mouth closing and opening in pleasure, he just could not resist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
regret not a thing by theevilmuffin reviews
Team 7. Life is full of regrets, of things realized too late, of faith placed blindly, and of happiness denied. He feels her hair near his ear. "Let me tell you a secret, Sasuke-kun." Rated for Violence and Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess by TheSherlockianWhovianDirection reviews
Princess Sakura is celebrating her 18th birthday when the castle is attacked by the thought dead Orochimaru, who is bent on revenge. She is forced to flee and teams up with the famed bandit Sasuke Uchiha.Read the prologe for a better understanding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Empire by Calatheas reviews
Sasuke's father just told him that within an hour three women would be coming to dinner, and of the three he was to take one as a wife. He has six months to pick one or lose the Empire. Things get complicated when Itachi returns as the rightful heir. M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,026 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Requiem Inori by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Four Crusnik. A Werewolf. An Angel. Nuns, blood, guns and action; all that could have been possible within the Vatican and more. But what secrets are to be revealed when the Angel falls for the Crusnik, and the Nun for the Father? SasuxSaku, AbelxEsther.
Crossover - Naruto & Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Abel N.
Silent Sex by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
"Due to your too loud love-making and indiscreet hiding behind tress or supermarkets, now half of Konoha's children know that 'sex' isn't French food, 'double penetration' a clone jutsu or 'hand job' a degree at school" SasuSaku Funny One-Shot. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Awake by halfkyuubikat reviews
It's a disease. Insomnia. Because without the sound of her heartbeat reminding me…I would never sleep again. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lips Like Morphine by yourbrainversusmytractorbeam reviews
It wasn't like she asked to dream about a vampire, or for him to be a possessive dick, or even for his brother to try and eat her every time she bumped into him. Weren't vampires supposed to be creepy and only in movies! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One New Voicemail by withloveagain reviews
"We belong together. I will find you. Even if I have to force you to fall back in love with me." What do you do when you no longer feel safe in your house, and with every step you take, you feel a burning stare? "I can't give him what he wants"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,595 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by MalenaV reviews
"When I was young, I met a girl. She was beautiful." Based on a poem of the same name by John Keats.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ex's and Oh's by Unexistent reviews
He had no idea what was in store for him when he entered that bar. SasXSak. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Love With Crime by Ataraninja reviews
Leading a double life is never good, and it's even worse when you fall in love with someone who your job tells you to hate. Inside full summary. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Her Portrait by cherrytoes reviews
"Why have you painted me looking down?" she asked. "It looked as if you were ashamed. Is it because you are to serve me, not love me?" "On the contrary sire, I am not ashamed, but afraid to love you." It was forbidden love that they conquered. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Marriage by Hurricane Victoria reviews
Read and comment!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by gaarsaku4ever reviews
She was born into a noble family, he was born into poverty. She throws money away, he fights to earn it. What will happen when these two very different individuals are thrown together? Will romance bloom or will Orochimaru conquer after all?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deadlines by Queen of Pascalities reviews
The end of their family, of their world is near, and they know it. They've faced deadlines before, all kinds of them, but losing what served as their home felt like half of each of them was ripped away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Runaways by maRshmAll0W rosEs reviews
Who knew running away from your own wedding could be a good thing? AU SasuSaku, -oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Free My Heart by Misao vardamir
Hi! My second fic. Everything begins with a young man determined to free his country and a wealthy girl whose heart seeks for freedom. But politics, war, and people are determined to ruin separate them forever.Sasusaku & Naruhuna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,709 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Interrogation Gone Wrong by Hurricane Victoria reviews
Sasuke got done with a new jutsu, then finds out he has to interrogate someone, and collect info. What happens when temptation gets to him, and his old teammate? First Oneshot, please be nice. Have not been here in a while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Know About The Birds And The Bees by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Envy by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
She was so blissfully unaware that he would drop her off before picking me up only two streets away. SasuSaku Oneshot. Part of the Seven Deadly Sins Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black Mamba by Kishes reviews
Without memories, there's nothing to hold you back from the trigger... when you find a piece of your heart, the mind shatters to pieces... SasuSaku AU Rated M for language, lemon/lime scenes, and violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marked, A SasuSaku Vampyre Tale by xXKonekoMikoXx reviews
The house of night, where your worst enemy can be your best friend....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
modesty by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Who knew that rain could trigger such steamy reactions from the members of team 7? Poor Naruto, he would have to visit the shrink after this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Useless Love by pinkmuffinz reviews
Sasuke, the god of war, is assigned a wife. This wife, like others, is a proud believer in true love. Now, Sakura, the goddess of love, must show Sasuke how important love is. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Maid Café by Pink.Prism reviews
Maid Café is cosplay restaurant in Japan were all innocent girls are dressed in cute French maid costume to act servants & treat costumers like thier master what happens when Naruto drags Sasuke to the maid cafe & see a sexy innocent pink haired maid....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Teachers Pet by Rathen reviews
Follow on to WCL and BS. Sasuke is in angermanagement but guess who's teaching the class.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promised by halfkyuubikat reviews
It was only when I reached out for Death's hand, that I remembered the promise I gave to my husband only two years ago. A promise to live.' SasuSaku, M for violence. Two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unborn Secrets by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke is being blackmailed by Karin, forcing him to break up with Sakura. What Sasuke doesn't know is that Sakura is now pregnant with his child but instead of telling Sasuke the truth, she tells everyone that the child belongs to their friend Sai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Slave by SakuraUchiha09 reviews
Sakura didn't know if she wanted to thank or kill Ino because of that book. "Sakura, tonight is the night you're going to lose your sweet virginity!" Oh boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
MILF by Kinky Hyphen reviews
Where Karin Haruno's mom is Sasuke -Karin's-boyfriend-of-eight-years-and-counting-and-about-to-implode- Uchiha's object of utter desire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gingerbread by SkywardShadow reviews
This is what happens when Shisui, Sasuke and Itachi are left to their own devices in making a gingerbread house. Mikoto really should have known better. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for dd and CC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught by TragedyDawl reviews
What happens when the Naruto characters walk in on Sasuke and Sakura's alone time. Chapter 16: " Naruto Is Dead Last"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last One by squishybee reviews
“I know we’re married, but I have no intentions of sharing my life with you. Nor will I ever love you, and I don’t have any intentions of giving up my search for the woman I actually love,” Sasuke harshly stated. Lemons...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Be My Friend by sasusaku779 reviews
A secret relationship. I watched in silent agony as the person I called my best friend flirted with the man I was in love with. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Downs and Ups by KawaiiBaka1015 reviews
The Downs and Ups of Sasuke Uchiha working in a burger joint
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Downpour by NyappyCaramelCloud reviews
He found her in the rain. Twice. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,608 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hundred to one: introduction by raspberry.kiss87 reviews
Karin couldn't believe what she was seeing. Sasuke was there, yes, seemingly even more gorgeous, if that was possible, but they had yet to see his face. Why? Because he had it buried in the pink haired girl's neck. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
I Laugh by Gaaras1Girl reviews
Please, do not read this fic. It, like my other works before it, is in the process of being rewritten. At this time the story is a mess and will make little to no sense if read as is. I murdered them both in cold blood, and I was getting away with it... Sasuke/Ino, Sakura/Sasuke hinted Sakura/Gaara. Rated for violence, gore, and language. AU/Dark OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Motionless by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke's not going to live!" In which time means everything. "I'll give him my heart."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Story about Celab and his best friend by iSasuSaku reviews
Sasuke was a hot celebrity his best friend Sakura a.k.a Asistant and make up artist. He has a movie to shoot and seem so Karin got the main female role. but will she give up her role? SasuSaku Sasuke and Sakura Karin Bashing! modern day Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hidden Love by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke just changed schools and meets up with his popular best friend. He then meets Sakura, an outcast who has a son that no one else knows about. They fall for each other but have to keep their relationship a secret from everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,593 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sisters, Mothers, Siblings Alike by kattylin reviews
Wife of my lover, lover of my husband, Still My Sister. "Tell me, IS THAT SASUKE-KUN'S CHILD!" standing in front of me was my own older sister, and my lover's wife, Uchiha Karin. Because just loving isn't enough. KARIN BASHING. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hide & Seek by Emiko Ishida reviews
Sakura just wants to become a singer. While working for a record company and she's promoted to be the assistant to Sasuke, the vice-president. But one day Sakura's demo CD is accidently sent to Sasuke and he sends her out to find the girl in on the CD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unwritten Law by Falling from dreams reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura, I am 21 years old, and I-I-I...think I'm in love with my boss. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Alone is not forever by xocrisscrossxo reviews
Sasuke is a abused young teen who wants a friend. Sakura just wants to stop moving from place to place.Will these two get what they want what they wish for or will something tear them apart.watch as new and old love and friendships form.warning sasuke o.c
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Night Assassins by BloodyFang92 reviews
He was an assassin who lost his parents when he was six. She was an ex-gang leader who was nearly killed by hers. When they meet sparks fly as they're partnered up for a mission that will change both their lives. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,155 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Magnetism by twilightdazzle reviews
No," she snarled. "If you're going to leave again, then I want you to be man enough to say goodbye to my face." In which Sakura is stubborn and Sasuke is conflicted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assassination by randomteenager reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, professional assassin, known to kill victims in the blink of an eye without a trace of emotion. And he's never failed his reputation. But what if the target he's supposed to kill, is the woman he's fallen in love with? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Angels Of Death! by leahuk reviews
Team Hebi are on the move yet again when they hear of a terrifying new group of rouge ninja who are led by a beautiful konoichi...Rated M for Later chapters which include swearing, sex, gore, etc etc COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stereotypical Me by twilightdazzle reviews
One Saturday. One empty school. Eight teens. It's just the recipe for drama. But maybe their feelings will make it something more, and maybe detention isn't so horrible after all. Sasu/Saku. Neji/Ten. Shika/Ino. Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Office by TragedyDawl reviews
So Hinata, have you seen " Destiny Of Love" yet?" " Oh no...Tenten." " What is it Hinata?" " No... you said the " D " word... I hope-" " Did I hear someone talking about destiny?" Neji asked out as he appeared into the room. Trouble in the Office. S/S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Office 2 by TragedyDawl reviews
So Sasuke, I think it was just destiny for us to be together like this." Sakura said. " Sasuke? What's wrong?" " You said the-" " Did I hear someone talking about destiny?" Neji called out as he magically appeared in the room. Sequel to " The Office"!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire Angels by LetTheSeaSetYouFree reviews
my mother kidnapped me and locked me in this stond cold cell. I pulled but the chains kept me from going anywhere.I looked out the window, the moonlight shining down on me. my soul was slipping. im really going to the dark side. please anyone help me
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love or Chaos? by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura was forced by her father, a wealthy businessman to study in Konoha Academy where she met Uchiha Sasuke, son of her father’s major competitors. With their past revealed and challenges along the way, will there be love or chaos? Maybe both
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,291 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tobi's Pancakes by pinkmuffinz reviews
While Tobi is running downstairs to get his pancakes, he runs into the other members. Why is Itachi so confused? And Kisame is married? What's wrong with Konan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
School Play by Sakura Uchihia reviews
Sakura the new girl has every guy at her feet even Sasuke Uchiha. But his girlfriend Karin black mails his into never braking up with her. Thats when Sasuke and Sakura get the lead rolls in a school play. Anything can happen on stage. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Happy Ending? by Blowing Wind reviews
Alternate universe : This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, No hope, no love, no glory, No Happy Ending.Does Happy endings exist only in fairy tales? SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Womanizer by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Sasuke was dragged to the club. He's in for a surprise when he see a pinkette from the past
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Rathen reviews
It's Sakura's birthday and Rock Lee has been waiting all night just to be first. But sometimes, birthday surprises aren't just for the birthday girl. An Add-on story to Where Curiosity Leads.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rape of a Sakura by thedarkunicorn reviews
18 only. Itachi shows the true darkness in his heart and the lengths he is willing to go to to make Sasuke hate him. He rapes Sakura right before Sasuke's eyes, but the cruelest part is not that he did it, but in how he did it. SasuSakuIta SasuXSakuXIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mermaid's Beach by blankdreamer reviews
It was like a dream. He thought he was drowning. But he wasn't. He was being held by a pink haired mermaid with shimmering green eyes that matched her tail. He stared awed. She sang, "I will meet you every night, so long as you don't fall in love with me"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Where Curiosity Leads by Rathen reviews
After a confusing encounter, Naruto tries to make things right. Only, things are not quite what they seem. Naruto learns first hand that sometimes, curiosity can lead to far bigger surprises than you expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by popochi-chan reviews
I just stared at his back as he started to walk away..."What does she have that I don't!" he stopped walking and replied "...my heart." and for the first time in 11 years I smiled painfully and said "That's funny...You have mine.." sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dark Miscellaneous by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He refused the only person who could save his soul from eternal darkness. Seven centuries later, their paths cross once again...only this time, just who is refusing who?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
For Love or Lust? by NarutoLuver-Miki-Chan reviews
Sakura Haruno, a One Night Stander, a Call Girl, maybe even a Slut. She sleeps with men, then leaves them the Next day. Ino and Sakura go to a new Club. Night Konoha. Where she meets Sasuke Uchiha. She feels something diffrent with him. Is it love or Lust
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rag Doll Sakura by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shatter With the Rain by Chaser Of The Moon reviews
When superstar baseball player Sasuke Uchiha falls in love, his life on and off the field start to unravel as lies, scandals, old enemies, and heartbreak threaten to steal away the career he desperately wants and the love he desperately needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,021 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Masquerade's Phantom by snuffleschifer reviews
What she commands, he'd follow. Whatever her wish, he'd grant it. What she says, he'd definitely do. It was his fate, a ninja bound by a duty. Her life was his to protect, yet she feared that her heart was the price to pay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,505 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Journey with Me by Remi16 reviews
AU Sakura is an apprentice healer to Lady Tsunade. She can bear anything that her mentor throws at her. An unexpected visitor arrives and asks Lady Tsunade for help. When Sakura is forced to travel with this stranger, she's furious. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,615 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alone by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
Sakura is a girl that nobody cares about . She feels alone because her father abuses her so she can not have any friends . Sasuke is a new student and he wants to help Sakura . Will he be able to help her before she feels like there is only one end left .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapist by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sakura Haruno is famed for her clever evaluation in a couple’s relationship. But when Karin and Sasuke Uchiha are enrolled in her sessions, she's in for a surprise she never saw coming. AU. SasuSaku. Session II up. Expect slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Snowman by Moonwaterpetal reviews
“Sasuke-kun…” Her voice was barely a whisper. “You have to let me go…” His eyes hardened in an attempt to keep his sadness at bay. He tightened his grip on his wife’s small, fragile hand. “…I know.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Y o H o by T a C o C a T reviews
When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,293 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Something Odd and Unusual by Writer for no reason reviews
“Really? Then God would forgive me for this sin that I’m going to commit.” He stood up from his seat and walked towards her. She looked up to him with a confused look. “I’m going to kiss a nun...or whatever you call yourself.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
The year is 1917. Captain Sasuke & his small squad are currently holed up in the support lines of WW1 & are soon to take their turn on the war-torn frontline of southern Belgium. A time for fear. A time for love. A time for heroes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dance To Your Soul by BrokenAngel714 reviews
AU: She was a captive of an attack. He was the prince who led the assault. Her dancing soothed him. Can two people destined to be enemies conquer fate and become lovers? Or will life do everything in it's power to stop them? Naruto not mine forgot to add
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Little Black Dress by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/When Sasuke returned back to Konoha, it wasn't how Sakura had dreamt it to be. He wasn't bleeding, half slung over Naruto's shoulders with that cocky smirk on his face. No. He hadn't come back with Naruto at all. He came back with them... and her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Uchiha Whore by thedarkunicorn reviews
Sasuke has found that Sakura will obey his every command. PWP This idea came from a plot point of my story His Darkened Soul, but it is pg-13. So here it is for you guys. HEAVY M. Incredibly explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doesn't Know by PlentyOfFun reviews
I know something Karin doesn't know, not even my best friend Ino knows, only Sasuke is the one who knows. ONE-SHOT LEMON! Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nostalgia by bby adorkable reviews
COMPLETED! After years of wandering, Sasuke returns to Konoha to find his old village gone. Destroyed, desolate, barren. There's only one sign of life left, and it's in the form of a girl with soft, pink hair and incredibly green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,070 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Because Of The Hit She Took For Him by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ As her mask started to fall, Sasuke couldn't help but stare at the pink hair falling out of the hair tie and the mask's grasp. He caught a glimpse of those pained emerald eyes, and his eyes became wide with shock, his heart skipping a beat. He couldn't bring himself to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/6/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Beauty is the Beast by soboInopig reviews
Princess Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage by her parents to marry Uchiha Itachi, the eldest prince of Lightening country. Yet the Uchiha castle holds many secrets that Sakura soon discovers and even sooner falls in love with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coffee by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Coffee. That bitter, addicting drink. This is based around Sakura's regular meeting in a coffee shop with her friend. Things move on from there. rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairy Dust by BLunatic reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a nonbeliever of pink haired fairies. Shun him. Shun the non-believer. //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
So Delicious by Farawen reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Taking by allurement reviews
“So. We have your wife. You get her back for two billion yen. Cash.” The caller’s confident Sasuke will find a way to get the money if he loves his wife enough. Sasuke does. He has sixty hours to prove it, and he’ll pay a lot more than two billion yen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Green Eyed Angel by Blowing Wind reviews
AU poor Doctor Sakura Haruno did not expect to be stuck with an arrogant and short tempered, not to mention amnesia patient who's name she only knows as Sasuke. SasukeXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mischievous Twins by Blowing Wind reviews
One shot to My Dirty Little Secret! Just how bad are Sasuke and Sakura's twin sons? They are double the trouble, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Front Line by Merridaine reviews
Fight for your country, your family and Glory. What's so glorious about death, blood and trenches? Uchiha Sasuke knows the horrors of being a hero. SasuSaku AUOOC M for Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not a Single Word by ReesiesLover reviews
Some say that what you’re doing when the clock strikes twelve a.m. on New Years Day is what you’re going to do the rest of the year. Sakura was sitting alone on the futon in her apartment, eating chocolate mousse flavored pocky. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Snowy Interlude by Tengu Queen reviews
A semisequal to A Lullaby Sang in Moonlight, but I don't think you have to read it to get this story. After a long mission, Sasuke his finally returning home. But, things are curiously still at the Uchiha Mansion? Could it be an ambush? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Miyako-hime reviews
Highschool. Oneshot. They are complete opposites, but drawn together. Better than it sounds! THIS IS SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Yakuza II by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Whatever happens, he knew there was one more thing he must protect. Her smile. AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,032 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Desperaux by Trickle reviews
SasuSaku AU She pulled away to hiss against his ear, teeth scraping the flesh there. “Welcome to paradise, mortal,” and then, even more quietly, "Welcome to my world."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Somebody by BigHair reviews
Sasuke is having trouble with his love life until Sakura, the diner waitress, gives him some advice, You just gotta keep lookin' cuz maybe who you're lookin for is... somebody in the next car... story based on the song "somebody" please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Well Do You Know YOUR Soul Mate! by sincerelyLen reviews
Favorite pairings of famous anime series come to compete on who knows their Soul Mate the most...Introducing Anime Characters from Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, and Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2007
And Hell Froze Over by Kyoufushou reviews
He's a cruel god of the Underworld. She's a feisty high school student. What happens when they meet? [What have you done! Insolent wench!] [Stupid son of a...! Get off me!] SasukeXSakura [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Furniture Guy by The Doll reviews
[AU] How far would you go....to keep seeing someone else although your already engaged and he's already taken? But could it be love? Or is it all lust that is mistaken as the feeling we call love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,186 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prince and Me by elloshort reviews
What happens to a girl that is stolen from her village, forced to submit, and is a toy for the prince? Does she fall in love? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phantom of the Spring by twitch and spaz reviews
Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What have we done by Slyvia reviews
What happens when Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura meet up after a long time? Read and Find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Love by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
Sakura is keeping something from everyone. But by the time they notice, it could be too late. She was meant to be cursed. SakuSasu. Complete. 5 out of 5.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Can't Be Denied by XhexaniaRose reviews
His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Uchiha by Slytherin Prince reviews
[REVISED][Sasu x Saku] It was all her fault, but he didn’t regret anything. Besides, what an Uchiha wants, Uchiha gets. And he want her. Dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl in the Window by misto-shadow reviews
Sasuke is a wanderer. He's on his way to find the one that he left behind all those years ago. It's a day of walking in the rain, and he comes upon an interesting farm styled house. Who lies beyond the door? Read and find out. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like A Lamb by Linay reviews
She is a willing prisoner and he hates her for it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Genie by Mediarite Flow reviews
SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You See Her by The90s reviews
Sasuke sees a girl at the far end of the room..time stopped for him..as he saw that one girl...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Happy Ending by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
I was a normal boy, then I became an avenger. Now I am a lover and the father of two. This is my story. This is my happy ending. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cycle by lostmoonchild reviews
Sesshomaru, stop blushing. Somebody's gotta explain to Rin about the curse when you can't find Kagome or some other female. Rin, I promise you're not going to die.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Tomato Garden by KurodaEmi100492 reviews
Sasuke looks around and finds a tomato garden and just has to have some.It also happens to in Sakura's backyard.SasuSaku pairings.Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Screaming by Ayane Selznick reviews
Chap15 is the start of the Alternate Story Someone Screaming Dim Light. Fate gives another chance for Uchiha Sasuke to redefine all mistakes he did when he crossed the wrong path. What are the possibilities when he comes home in Konoha? Completed finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,412 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ironic Love by LJforever reviews
Ironic how love works. Sakura begged Sasuke to stay but he left her 6 years ago. Now, it's Sasuke's turn to beg for Sakura to stay. Will the timing ever work out for them? rated for sexual content in Ch. 9..2 versions of it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Lullaby Sang in Moonlight by Tengu Queen reviews
Who says love always comes before marriage? Sasuke returns home one night, and finds a surprising, and breathtaking sight. Sakura singing to their child. Oneshot Major SasuSaku Don't like, Don't read. Slight Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Angel by LightDreamer reviews
Vampires are just figments of our imagination..right? Sakura Haruno has taken the interest of vampire Sasuke Uchiha. Will romance bloom or chaos ensue? [reposted]Rated m for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cold by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
He was a lady magnet and uses his looks to get info. She uses her body to attract her male targets. Now, a little bet brings them closer. Could these two learn how to love when they keep toying with feelings? AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss Me by Bella Lamounier reviews
Sakura didn’t know the mess she had put herself into when she accepted Naruto’s bet until she needed to face the consequences. After all, a bet that involves the dobe, the kunoichi and a stolen kiss from Sasuke could only mean trouble. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yakuza by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku Haruno Sakura, a daughter of the leader of Japan, is in danger. Her father hires a bodyguard, who is actually a part of the Yakuza who is after her. However, what can you do if you start falling for the target? Contains Lime or more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,725 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Job Opportunity by PrincessChii reviews
For Haruno Sakura, work couldn't have been more filled with surprises. Well, isn't this unexpected... [SasuSaku. Lime. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered by Andrea Sinisterra reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. Written for Church of Lemons 2006. One person can only take so much... it's just a matter of time before you break. Contains lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Little Cherry Blossom by missjujukins reviews
Sasuke comes back after 6 years, and is starting to have an eye for Sakura, but..... so is another person... Please R&R! Please no flaming. Sasuke is a bit OOC. I don't care! ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Dance by Insomniac247 reviews
SasuSaku It was one dance with a mysterious dark stranger, but it had felt like so much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
what if by Sakura's Tsuki reviews
full summary inside. hint it's really good. tell me what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Jade Eyes by saki-kun reviews
Sasuke saw her and fell in love with her. You could tell the spark in his eyes saying that she had the most beautiful eyes. Oneshot SasuSaku Plz RR! Rewriting Plz don't read it until I repost it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete