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Author has written 11 stories for Alex Rider, Harry Potter, and Glee.

Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart!

Alex Rider

The Things I Deal With (Series of drabbles)

Playing the Hero (Alex Rider series)

1) Not For the Faint Hearted

OPTIONAL) The Evening Jog

2) What Doesn't Kill You Will Inevitably Try Again

3) Fearless

4) Not Every Story Ends Happily Ever After

SIDE STORY) A Christmas Story

5) In the Name of Love

Glee

Damn that G.L.E.E.

You Are the Music in Me

Harry Potter

My Glamorous Life

The Man's Sport

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,015 - Follows: 7,586 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,488 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 7,126 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
12 Feet by jactehsniper reviews
Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,565 - Follows: 6,045 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 reviews
What if instead of dying, the Killing Curse sends Harry two years into the past into the Department of Mysteries? Will Harry be able to save those who died for him and destroy all the Horcruxes without Voldemort knowing or will he end up dead himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting the Facts Straight by Withershins reviews
An exchange student decides that Sirius would make a good new boyfriend. Someone should have clued her in on a few facts. MWPP era. Slash. SBRL and a little JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Do You Believe In Magic? by frenchvanilla98 reviews
Life can be difficult when you're the sister of James Potter. Now it's 6th year, and things are getting a little out of control. RL/OC, SB/OC, JP/LE. First in Brianna Potter trilogy. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,275 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - OC, Remus L.
I'll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Love, Defined by xxForgotten reviews
The school paper is asking for Valentines' Day submissions, and an anonymous someone decides to confess. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,532 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alex Rider: A mockery by beccaleelee reviews
Extreme!parody. Basically mocking all the small-minded people who plagiarize other people's hard work. "The man stared directly at Alex and said, 'I have come for my revenge, Alex Rider.' 'Oh my God' yelled Alex. 'It’s…er…that guy…'"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Woes of Brookland by Crowlows19 reviews
When the Cherubs reappear Alex is forced to work with them in order to save his school. Will they get the job done in time? Sequal to One Strange Day.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Aftermath by BlackHawk13 reviews
--AFTERMATH universe-- Begins 3 days after the fall of Voldemort in DEATHLY HALLOWS. Mainly RW/HG but also HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 203,903 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Strange Day by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex meets Cherub, reunites with K-Unit, and manages to yell at the Heads of MI6. One-Shot. Rating just to be safe.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Blood Chronicles by oony reviews
What if, when Remus Lupin was bitten, Greyback stole him off into the middle of the night. What if he was never found. What if he never went to Hogwarts and never met three people that could change his life forever. This is that what if story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,063 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6882 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Injustice For All by Erika reviews
When a Hogwarts student is killed by a werewolf, Remus is arrested for murder. Is he guilty? Will James and Sirius be able to save him from execution?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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In the Name of Love reviews
All their past adventures had been leading to this point. Because it wasn't fate that brought them together, it was something else. A secret so big, people would kill to keep it secret. So came the big question: how far would you go in the name of love?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,261 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Things I Deal With reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Come Morning Light reviews
Run. Don't stop. Don't look back. Or the past will catch up and destroy you. Hunger Games fusion fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Damn that GLEE reviews
While Chris finds it hilarious, Darren's in for a lifetime of face-palming humiliation when the StarKids are asked to guest-star on Glee. This ain't gonna be pretty...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Every Story Ends Happily Ever After reviews
SEQUEL TO FEARLESS. Another year, and another mission for MI6's youngest agent. But this mission will take every bit of strength and courage he has to complete. Will his story end 'happily ever after?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,191 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Man's Sport reviews
"They can't do this! We've worked so much harder, trained so much longer, sacrificed so much more!" Lily ranted. Alice smirked. "Well, you know what they say; if you can't beat them, join 'em." ...Quidditch-centric...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,701 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Christmas Story reviews
Christmas. That wonderful time of year where everything seems to go wrong, only to turn out awfully right. Warning: uses characters from my previous stories.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
Fearless reviews
The life of a spy is never easy. You have to be brave, smart, quick on your feet, courageous...and above all, fearless. SEQUEL to WDKYWITA! Also, this is NOT a song-fic!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You Will Inevitably Try Again reviews
Alex Rider has returned from the AIS to face the threat Scorpia has placed against his friends. But what happens when MI6 assigns a guard to Alex's friend whom is already high up on Scorpia's hit list? Sequel to NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,541 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Evening Jog reviews
Jake calls it the "evening jog". Desiree says it's a "sprint for your life". So how exactly will Alex Rider cope with the AIS version of the children's game of "Capture the Flag"?...One-Shot, occurs during my story, "NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED"
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Not for the Faint Hearted reviews
Alex Rider, teenage spy, is about to meet his match. Travelling back to Australia to become involved with the AIS, an officially non-existent agency, he meets a fifteen year old orphan, one of AIS's best agents...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,143 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete