Author has written 7 stories for Godzilla: The Series, Jaws, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.
Meet Sally, my plot bunny. She pops in from time to time, drives me to the verge of insanity with the urge to write, and then vanishes in the middle of a story. She cruel, but I love her.
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Descriptions of my stories are at the bottom.
If Edward and Bella Cullen were standing on the edge of a cliff:
90 % of Americans would freak
9 % would yell JUMP!
1% would shove them off it
97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen on a skyscraper, about to jump.
3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell, "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!"
If you are a member of either of the bolded percentages, post this on your profile
10 Commandements of a Teenager!!
01) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
02) thou shall not do drugz. (you can break this one, it not that important)
03) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)
04) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
05) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
06) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
07) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
08) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
09) thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents she loves another female.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
11 signs that ur in love
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends:
FRIENDS: Lends you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when a guy rejects you.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (AKA: drinking buddies)
(Godzilla: the Series) New Member of the Family: What happens when Nick finds out his niece is coming to stay with him, and that Godzilla thinks she's his sister? (Complete)
(Godzilla: the Series) Standing Together: Recovering from the incidents almost six months ago, Jess now faces a new threat. But, will she stand alone, or will her family fihgt with her? (On Hold)
(Jaws) The Greater Love: He thought it was dead. He thought it was over. But it's just the beginning...now he has to fight a whole new battle. A battle of the heart. Will Jaws claim his prize? ADOPTED from Just-Another-Fucked-Up-Kid. (On Hold)
(Five Nights at Freddy's) Secrets: There's more than meets the eye at this family orientated pizza restaurant. Follow Becca, the newest security guard, as she begins work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. (Complete)
(Five Nights at Freddy's) A Funtime: Okay, let's be honest here people. There's only one reason why you would return to an underground facility full of animatronics... This is my first attempt at smut, so please be gentle... (Complete)
(Five Nights at Freddy's) Haven: Scheduled to be scrapped, the Toys' fate is hijacked by a concerned Jeremy. With the help of his cousin, they start working a new life. But there's a dark shadow on the horizon... (In Progress)
(Five Nights at Freddy's) Dreamwalker: Sammy (The Crying Child) has past on. But what will happen to Nightmares? Teena had no idea what she brought home when she found a small gold bunny on the side of the road. (In Progress)