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Joined 12-31-09, id: 2198657, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
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Hello there! It is none but I, Akatsuki-Tobi. Don't worry, Tobi is a good boy.I've been a visitor of Fanfiction.net for a loooong time (going on 5 or 6 years now), and I remember I originally read Star Wars fanfiction and YuGiOh fanfiction. I have matured since then, do not worry.

Real Name: Tony

Age: 18

Music: I mostly listen to techno music, rave, trance, you get the idea. I also listen to Japanese music a fair amount more than any sane person should.

Favorite Comic Book Character: Who else but Tobi?

Personality: Varies, really. I am shy and withdrawn, or maybe hyperactive, maybe really loud, or sometimes just stupid. Depends on my mood

Hobbies: My hobbies are reading fan fiction, listening to music, playing video games, marching band, and track and field.

Dreams: I want to become a programmer for a successful company and make lots and lots of money, then retire early and live easy for the rest of my life.

Pairings in Naruto stories: Naruto/Hinata. I've been reading this couple recently, and cannot recall which couples I have also been interested in. I read mostly anything, except yaoi. I don't like it that much and do not usually read it unless it is within another story. Yuri is alright, better than yaoi.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Video Girl Ai, I''s, Liar Game, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Bleach. There are more... many more, but I'll add when I think of them.

Other shows: The Office (YEAH!) and Community.

I HATE ALL THINGS LIKE WHAT IS BELOW. PROFILE FILLERS. BUT I DO KINDA LIKE THESE ONES :D

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh?

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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
The Shy Jinchuuriki by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if Naruto Uzumaki wasn't confident and as outgoing? What if he was scared, shy, timid and nervous? And what if Hinata Hyuuga was confident, brave and couragous? How will those factors change the Naruto universe? Check it out and leave reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,777 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Blackened Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
An alteranate version of my story 'The Tempered Heart'.Following a tragedy Naruto is sent to a school for monsters. What will happen when the wrong person becomes the only one he can turn to? Nar X OC Warning! Very mature sexual material!
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
Konoha Highschool by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
AU. Hinata is in her freshman year of highschool and at first she is a little nervous but then she meets some friends and a girl who she develops a crush on named Tenten. Other pairings inside. rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hinata H., Tenten
Exploring by TroubledThoughts reviews
High school fic, NaruHina. Ever wondered why Hinata's so shy? Ever wondered why she and Naruto would make such a good pair? Ever wondered if she's as innocent as she seems? Ever wondered why band kids are such perverts? Find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Girl From the Hidden Mist Village by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
This story contains OC characters, OOC characters, violence, sex, yuri, etc. If you don't like any of that including Hyuugacest or semi- strong topics. DONT READ. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8625 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Romantic Assassination? reviews
How is it that an act such as murder can eventually blossom into love? When Hinata posted the interest thread online, she wanted to write a playful romance with an anonymous partner. She never dreamed that it would lead her to love in real life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.