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Author has written 5 stories for South Park.

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Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bad Days by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
Ralph Falun hates Jack Merridew. Jack Merridew should hate Ralph Falun. These are the days that follow them. After The Island fic. JackxRalph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,098 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
These Instances by Akavet reviews
Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
On The Brightside by Wasabi-san reviews
Love comes in some really strange ways. At least, it seems like that for Ron. - RONxDRACO Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,793 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by RainbowSparkli reviews
A year after Kyle and Cartman get together, Kyle starts to wonder how Cartman really feels about him. Multi-chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Right Beside You by ScaryBones reviews
After a game of spin the bottle at Craig's birthday party, Cartman realizes he's in love with Stan. Multi-chapter fic! Stanman COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I'd Be Him For You by punkXrockXkid reviews
Craig would be anything for Tweek, even the one person he can't stand.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Plan E by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes being a captive in an elevator is all it takes to get some attention from that special someone. And a little sly flirting can't hurt either. Craig/Clyde quickie, rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Little by Qindarka reviews
Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Eternal Craigshine of a Tweekless Mind by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Hurt and angry the Tweek erased him, Craig retaliates by undergoing the SAME procedure, in order to forget Tweek. But as he begins to loose each precious memory that he and Tweek had with one another… Craig immediately regrets his decision…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,143 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Reset by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Those Three Words by NightingaleLost reviews
It's not that I didn't care. It's just that I didn't know. But you only said those three words; how was I to know? Token 1st P.O.V.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Token B., Clyde D. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Freshly Brewed by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
A collection of Craig/Tweek one-shots. I just can't stop writing them... they're too much fun lol.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,802 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Waking Up In Vegas by Dretastic reviews
They always say what happens in Vegas, stays there. Sadly when you go with friends, most wouldn't put money on that actually happening. Slash indeed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Here Be Dragons by The Brat Prince reviews
There's a difference between being in love and wanting to get your rocks off, and man, Kendall was hoping for the latter. Kendall/Logan, Kendall/James. Rated for language and boys being boys.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,269 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
My Best Defense by ShatteredDiamonds reviews
At thirteen, they're awkward and clumsy and not quite sure on this whole love thing yet- but they're trying, and that's all that counts. / KendallxLogan, JamesxCarlos /
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Carlos, James - Complete
Arsenal by Crazy4Moony reviews
Being wanted by a Malfoy is not as easy as it may seem, and Ron isn't always sure that it's love, but love is what they're fighting for, so all he can do is hang on and hope they'll get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Aware by mrsfigg22 reviews
DM/RW One hot summer day at the Burrow two boys become aware of each other. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Ron W.
Accidentale by kitkat506 reviews
Token invites his three closest friends to the beach over summer, hoping for a relaxing trip. But how can he relax when he gets himself into more than he can handle? ... Okay fail summary, this is basically a tyde fan fic :'3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Token B., Clyde D.
Guinea Pig by Kokolo reviews
After his beloved Stripe passes away, Craig actually finds himself depressed and upset without anything to care for. That is, until Tweek displays how helpless and needy he can be. - Light Creek -
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Happy by boyshowme reviews
Craig doesn't need much to be happy. Creek, T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Brace Yourself by The Brat Prince reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,393 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Found by South Park Kid reviews
Craig has a new found crush, but he doesn't know how to handle it. Creek, officially finished forgot to change the stats
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Monsters Make Warriors by XbuttonsX reviews
Jack is molested by his father and only his best friend, Roger, can save him. Even after crashing on the island, the boys remain the best of friends. But what will happen when Jack is forced back to his father? Will the two stay together? Rape, Violence.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
LolOhEmGeeJkJkNmTtyl8r by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Poor Kenny is sick. To make him feel better, Butters sends him a text. However, he is a bit… well, he’s the stoopid, adorable Butters. Fluffiness and Bunny!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
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Want reviews
Tweek has returned from the grave with a mysterious "task" that may or may not involve Craig. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,434 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Of All Things reviews
A collection of one-shots inspired by single words. No pairing is repeated; there will be something for everyone here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M.
Remember reviews
Years after graduation, Craig returns to South Park and asks Tweek for something that he cannot give. Creek, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
What It's Like to Be Honest reviews
When Tweek Tweak moves from Denver to small-town South Park, he'll have to learn to adjust to the new environment...and the reforming bad-guy Craig chasing him. Creek, Kyman, a little Stendy. Rated T for safety.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,232 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
We Don't Have To Look Back Now reviews
In which Stan saves the day and Kenny and Butters DO have a happy ending. Oneshot. Bunny- I know it's not a very popular pairing, but I loved writing it. Rated T because idk.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete