TheGoddessOfHell
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Girl Talk
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you pray that Jasper takes off his shirt in he fight scene in eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like your men (or women for those male readers) cold, dead, and sparkling, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously wtf?)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the sairs copy this on your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you just sung them both in your head and feel like an idiot, put this in your profile

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth while you were talking, copy this into your profile

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth when you weren't talking, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever put an ipod up to your ear to listen to the music, copy this into your profile. (don't ask)

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy this into your profile.

you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy this into your profile

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

If you had the patience to read this whole thing, copy and paste .

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(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA Joe Bros
I say THREE DAYS GRACE AND FLYLEAF
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM, WHAT TOOK U SO LONG 2 TELL?

ABCDEFG

gummy bears are eating me

one is red

one is blue

the yellow one just ate my shoe

Now I'm running for my life.

The blue one's got a butcher's knife.

ABCDEFG

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

MY ABCS!!( I DONT HAVE ANY FOR Q X!)

A IS FOR ARO!

B IS FOR BELLA!

C IS FOR CHARLIE!

D IS FOR DOG!

E IS FOR EDWARD!

F IS FOR FORKS!

G IS FOR GREAT BOOK!

H IS FOR HYPER ALICE!

I IS FOR I LOVE IT!

J IS FOR JASPER !

K IS FOR KILLING JAMES!

L IS FOR LOVING IT!

M IS FOR MOTHERLY ESME!

N IS FOR NESSIE!

O IS FOR O BELLA WE LOVE YOU!

P IS FOR PERFECT!

Q is for Quil!

R IS FOR ROSE!

S IS FOR STRONG EMMETT!

T IS FOR TEAM SWITZ.

U IS FOR UNDERSTANDING JASPER!

V IS FOR VAMPIRE!

W IS FOR WHY DID IT END??

X

Y IS FOR YELLING AT EMMETT 4 BEING STUPID

Z IS FOR ZANY!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!

Please read this poem that I found. I think it really says something,
so if you are someone who thinks that you are better than someone else,
You ARE wrong. Because we are all human, and each life is worth the same,
No matter where we come from, what tongue we speak in, nor how we look.

So please read this poem. Thank you. A lot.

Don't you just hate sterotypes? the bold ones relate to me!

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may b a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

stereotypes suck.!

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,

I know I like to read,

I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): pinkcat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I don't have a middle name :D

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Anumaobu(wow, that's weird)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): bluewater

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Araoora(=)) that's funny)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Dizzy(my little cat)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange War

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Red beard

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

(I am soooo still 5, like it's not even funny :p)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

Funny things I laughed at

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

friends are God's way of apologizing for family

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!!

people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers

your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you...

But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, i'll b fine!

good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you

i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

“Yes she will! Bella loves me! Cause I’m her secret lover that’s carrying her love child!” Emmett screamed. (Quot from: Fate by bobbypigirl101)

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pulls...people...and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

One for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. (this one is just hilarious)

1. Jasper 2. Bella 3. Emmett 4. Esme 5. Demetri 6. Felix 7. Edward 8. Carlisle 9. Alice 10. Rosalie. 11. Nessie 12. Alec

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but that's not a bad idea...The poor girl is raped by the Volturi, but when her parents are going to save her, she is already married...Hey, this gave me an idea for a fic :D

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Owww, NOOO!! Esme??

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Alec got Carlisle? Awwwww...This can't happen!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes...not very much, but I can :)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Felix...Hell yeah! I love Felix :X :X :X

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Demetri/Alice or Demetri/Rosalie...the second...Rose is better for any man than Alice :D

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Edward in Bella/Nessie? =))) Not possible...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Too easy...When a poor boy Emmett is meeting the rich and beautiful girl Rosalie, how is he able to win her heart?

9. Is there such thing as a one eighth fic?

Yeah...a father/son relationship..it's possible, right?

Yesterday, and it was veryyy nice :D

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jasper and Edward are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Edward. Jasper, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Nessie and a brief unhappy affair with Alec, then follows the wise advice of Demetri and finds true love with Emmett. Fuck me, bad mental images :( :( :((

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile

Child Abuse:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mummy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked up all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just-

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its was much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

if you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile and add your name Italiangurlinamessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Princess of blah blah blah, CocktailGirl27

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though)

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. (yes... TV... the game Atmosphere... stupid gate keeper... -_-)

Tomy and Ami were on a motorcycle, speeding down a road.

Ami: Slow down, I'm scared!

Tomy: No, this is fun!

Ami: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Tomy: Then tell me you love me.

Ami: I love you, now slow down!

Tomy: Now give me a big hug.

Ami gave him a hug and a squeeze from behind.

Tomy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, there was a story about a motor cycle that had crashed into a building due to a brake failure. There had been two people on it; there was one survivor. The truth was halfway down the road, Tomy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want to scare Ami. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy and paste this into your profile page if you would do the same for someone that you love.

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (HOT DAMN! DX This thing is psychic!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. (Well..well...yeeaah...)

30 reasons why girls are the best:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.

Hail 'em ladies, betches!

Smart-ass Comebacks to those Corny Pick-up Lines:

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life: in your wildest dreams.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
HE: Does beauty run in your family?
SHE: Well it obviously doesn't run in yours.
HE: I can see forever in your eyes.
SHE: But all I can see is never in yours.
HE: I looked up beatiful today in the thesaurus and your name was included.
SHE: Thanks! I saw your name next to jerk.
HE: You're like a dream.
SHE: Go back to sleep.
HE: What do I have to give you for one little kiss?
SHE: Chloroform.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, but I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
SHE: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
HE: I think you're th best looking girl here.
SHE: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Sure, but only if you buy my girlfriend one too.

I'm not lesbian, but this was fucking funny =))

I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.
-- Repost this if you agree with it.

I Have A Few Questions . . .

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

When French people swear do they say “Pardon my English?”

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Strangers have the best candy . . .

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!

A day without sunshine is, like, you know, night

I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing .

Idiots surround me!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

You’re just jealous that the Voices only speak to me.

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes

Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth.

Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together.

Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months.

It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught, lie through your teeth.

Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper . . . whichever works for you.

It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts.

My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!

That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!

Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane.

If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying.

Nice try, but you can't fool a fool.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – the fear of long words.

My mind works like lightning . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? ‘Congress’?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Procrastinate now, don't procrastinate!

Boys make good pets . . .

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love . . . it never seems to last.

Life's tough: get a helmet!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he’s lost?

Normal people worry me.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

I'm going to live life or die trying

We didn’t lose . . . we just ran out of time

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

If you die, I'll kill you!

Live dangerous . . . run with scissors.

I find "Good morning" contradictory. (Well, most people do anyways . . .)

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning . . . sleep till noon.

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look . . . well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Come join the dark side: we have cookies.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side – me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Music is like candy – you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Life's like a book. Every time it gets good, you get interrupted.

There's a fine line between insanity and genius. You're flirting with it.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results

Life's a blast. Be yourself, and make it a BOOM!!

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions . . . So is the road to Heaven paved with bad intentions?

Ever wondered what that noise is after you pulled the trigger and everthing gets suddenly quiet? That was your concience saying "Oh FU - !!, Goddamn it! I can’t believe the dumbass did it!!

Every time someone gets higher in the food chain someone else has to get lower. So stay where you belong and my life will be less troublesome.

Good News, I'm still technically alive.

May god have mercy on your soul, for I have none for you.

I, like god, do not deal in dice and do not believe in coincidence.

I killed you ten minutes ago, while you slept.

What's the difference between an Emo and my lawn? My lawn doesn't cut itself.

Four out of five voices in my head say 'Go for it'.

I don't suffer from INSANITY, I enjoy every minute of it

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the right.

Evil squirrels are after my nuts.

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then go find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

If practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect, why practice?

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do.

Every person alive is insane, but most people aren't aware of it.

I am not racist. I hate everyone equally.

This won't hurt a bit. I won't feel a thing.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

All I'm saying is your playing with your own lives. I will ride this piano back to Manhattan. When the ship goes down, screw the lifeboats, I have dibs on the big chunk of wood.

I'm going to kill you so dead, you'll wish you were never born alive.

God hates people who say 'God'. God.

What, something's broken and it's not your fault?
I know, I'm scared too.

Does a fall kill you?
No, but the stop at the bottom might.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Everyone else may love you, but I still think you’re a moron.

This isn’t a classroom, it’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to sing it.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I’ll put shoes on my cat.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

By starting this pointless squabble you've done nothing but reveal just how vast your stupidity is.

Could you be...a little less talk and a little bit more "shut the hell up?".

We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by GOD!

When in doubt, whip it out – empty the magazine!

You, you, and you . . . panic. The rest of you, come with me . . . !

I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

That was crazy I hope I didn't brain my damage.

If living means that I must bow down to you guys, I'll happily stand tall and die!

"We were told to kill you on sight."
"I was told where your mate and offspring reside."
"Welcome to America. Enjoy your stay."

I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest.

Bad news Cale. I'm afraid your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon

A mountain that eats people . . . I want one

I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?

If I had no sense of humor then I would have committed suicide long ago

If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If at first you don't succeed . . . go back and reload the gun.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two

If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it.

I'm not littering . . . I'm donating to the Earth.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable

Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work . . . RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Therapist = The/rapist. Scary thought . . .

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Edward/Alec?

Don't worry, Edward, Bella doesn't want you now, she is mine...so you should move on with your Tanya...Oh, I have imagination :))

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know..ask them

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I really don't know...I don't think so...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nooo...my friends don't write...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know...Carlisle finally finding his true mate or having a family...I don't know...

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You're My Greatest Desire by Hatake Kazumi reviews
In the hospital, Kakashi decided to join the Sasuke's Retrieval mission. So he escapes. But things doesn't go as he planned when he was kidnapped by his ex-student. Sasukaka. Yaoi. Possible Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
I have loved you since I saw you by luvnovels123 reviews
The Volturi sent Alec,Jane,Chelsea and Felix to Forks High to get Bella to Italy.Edward left Bella at the same time and Bella was broken.She immediately knew what they are and Alec kept on flirting with her.Will the pair of unlikely lovers be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,447 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Opposites Attract by Marx810 reviews
Set 10 years after Breaking Dawn. After a particularly intense argument, Bella and Rosalie come upon a realization that will have a rippling effect throughout the family. Rated M for Femslash/Uri and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,020 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
SEQUEL TO TAKEN: HELL TO FIRE Sasuke Uchiha has been dead for four years, and life to Team Seven hasn't been the same since. But now the Chunin Exams are underway, and Naruto meets a boy with Sasuke's name who carries a horrific power on his shoulders that everyone so desperately wants to have...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 124,579 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Lessons by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo and Ishida are college roommates. They study, they fight Hollows, they have sex; but not with each other. Because Ishida likes guys, and Ichigo likes girls. Right? Ichi/Ishi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Expect The Unexpected by bexxyy reviews
Paul likes Bella Swan, he’s never spoken to her but he feels a connection. He phases and imprints on Bella. Matt is the only problem but is he really in the way when all he does is push Bella closer to Paul? Bella/Paul Imprint Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,928 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Paul
Learn from Yesterday by bexxyy reviews
Bella comes home to her brother Sam after he abandoned her when their parents died. He was trying to protect her but the question is from what? Will Bella forgive or forever hate the one person she has left? IMPRINT STORY Seth X Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,379 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Seth
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Learning to Love Again by SandXDemonX13 reviews
Three years ago, Naruto left the man he loved and got together with Neji shortly afterwards. When the man he left suddenly comes back, Neji won't stand for someone taking Naruto away. Who will win Naruto's love in the end? Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H., Deidara
My Beautiful Rescue by ry123red reviews
After finding out that Edward and Alice were unfaithful, the Cullen's will never be the same. Heartbroken, Jasper & Bella each turn to the one person they can depend on...each other. Can two people learn to move on in the midst of a war? Bella/Jasper version of Breaking Dawn. SEQUEL POSTED! Slowly being edited/revised...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,428 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Paradigm Shift by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Bella's life as a Cullen was near perfect. But what happens when Jasper and Bella return from three days away and find that everything they knew, everything that was has been changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,648 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Kill Me by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi meets with his client, a flirty boy who pays him a large amount of money to fake his death. All to escape a life he did not want to live, and now he is on the run with said boy, as a bounty hangs over his head... Main: ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,656 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Another Chance by teamjacobrulez reviews
As the Cullens leave, a new family takes their place. They're not vampires, but not exactly human either. One of them in particular catches Bella's heart, but it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't allowed herself to throw it to him. Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Once And Again by SanitysOverrated87 reviews
An old plot changed up. The future is bleak for Konoha, of Team 7 only one survives. It is Sasuke. Almost broken by his regrets and anger at his choices he wishes to make things right. Kyuubi grants his wish. Slightly Sasu/Naru complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I'm A What? by Bripearl reviews
Bella and Seth pairing. Edward has left Bella. Bella soon discovers a shocking secret that has been kept for almost eighteen years. What does it have to do with Charlie? How will the pack react. This is my first fanfic so be nice please. Chapter One up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,741 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Seth
Wolfing Around by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Bella moves back to La Push to live with her father Charlie. A visit to her best friend Jake changes her life in a way she doesnt understand. well, until its explained to her and even then she thinks them crazy, until something happens to make her believe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 238,723 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Sam
What Else Is There? by ArCee-928 reviews
A strange new reiatsu is detected in Karakura Town and Yamamoto sends two Captains and their Vice-Captains to help Ichigo and Rukia find it. When they do, it is not what they were expecting. Post Winter War, IchiRuki, possible other pairings later.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya
Call Me Psychic by LetThemRot reviews
One frigid winter day when he's alone in the apartment, Gabriel starts going through some old photo albums. Human AU - part of the Shurley!verse. Do not read if allergic to fluff and/or sap. Sabriel/Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by Ockermuller reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Welcome To My World by Kupcake1010 reviews
From Geeky to Girly. A Nobody to a Somebody. The people I left behind after I moved would never have believe that, same with the people at my new school. You don't believe me? Well I got a journal to prove it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Tenten, Sasuke U.
The Angels Are Coming by LetThemRot reviews
Gabriel isn't really a fan of Thanksgiving - half because it means seeing the family, and half because it means being away from Sam. Shurley!verse human AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Apron String : : A Failed Weapon by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
In a world full of shadows,creations are born,a world where no one is safe.Two brother,two families,Battle for their lives, one salvaging peace,the other for destruction. Can Love be born upon this war or shall there forever be destruction? Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Village Hidden in the Wolves by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
The Uchiha clan was not in Konoha instead they were their own village, but with wars raising they have to find allies... plus they have their own secret weapon... a demon carrier of their own. possible pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Uptown Man Backstreet Guy by Light of the Darkest Night reviews
He is an uptown man.Rich, dark, powerful,he doesn't take no for an answer.Sasuke have never commit into anything in his life.Wild and lawless,he lives as he please without a tomorrow.Can an uptown man match a backstreet guy?Has Sasuke meets his match?Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,395 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Where'd You Go? by ASDGJKLJKD reviews
When twins Edward&autistic Jasper, are adopted by the Cullens, they thought they would have No More Problems. But once Carlisle&Esme Cullen become vampires&the family believes they've died, what's going to happen to them? sequel to No More Problems Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 124,720 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Falling For Him by Rizember reviews
COMPLETED! College turned out to be nothing like the peaceful, slow-motion ads claimed; what with the mad scientists, virgin-detectors, bloody awesome student get-aways and unexpected change of sexuality... Humour, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,210 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As It Should Be by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
After the family falls apart, Jasper and Bella make a life together. They ask Emmett to join them in that life. LEMONS & SLASH J/B/EM COMPLETE. Watch for future sequel!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,105 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Junai Bad Romance by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Denial, but it's obvious. Never liked anyone one because the person you've always loved is your own brother. Trying to lie to yourself emotions can tell a different story, so in the end what do you do when they start to eat you up a live. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,861 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do Vampires Have Hearts by The Jasper Raven reviews
[HIATUS] [ItaSasu] [Possible NaruSasu] [Multiple pairings] Following the return of the immortal Uchiha brothers, Konoha is ravaged with a series of brutal murders. Swept up in the chaos are countless lives, left in upheaval by a terrible secret from a lifetime long since past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,749 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U.
Through The Eyes Of A Puppet by Honey Hogs the Mirror reviews
Sasori has recently become obsessed with a certain red-haired boy. But will these two get what they want? First time fic. Please review with suggestions to improve. Constructive criticism is also accepted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Cutting Edge Charisma by Tsuara reviews
Life for Kurosaki Ichigo was just the same old boring routine. Go to school, deal with family, and then work. It's not until new neighbors move in across the street when he is introduced to a strange world, and even stranger people. AU IshiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Hotaru To Chou by mMadKittYy reviews
Sasori is popular, Deidara is hated. Sasori bullies Deidara. They aren't really friends,to put lightly, but they have to do an assignment toghether... A big assignment. Sasodei, Mpreg, slight yaoi, Rape, AU. Better than it sounds! Maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
LoveHateTragedy by BlackBeta reviews
DISCONTINUED The Uchiha brother's had an unbreakable bond but due to the slaughter and Itachi becoming the Sensei of Team 7 it was broken. While Sasuke only hates his brother more and more, Itachi's love still remains, even stronger than before. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,860 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Bloody Attraction by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
He's back and he's more murderous than ever when he finds out that his blonde has a fiancee. Sequel to Blind Admiration
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Atmosfear by Rath101 reviews
With her life a disaster, Bella tries to end it, only for Rosalie to intervene. With a vengence in her heart Bella seeks justice, only to be delayed. Unforetold events occur. Vampires Vs Newborns. Abilities Vs Experience. Hate Vs Love. Who will prevail?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 65,034 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Say Yes And Marry Me by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Follow Kisame, Sasori, and Itachi as they propose to their lovers in one unusual way. It’s Three proposals full of fluffy Humor and romance. Rated M, just in case. KisaOC, SasoDei, ItaSasu Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010
Possessive by zimeatspotatoes reviews
“Why do you get all the girls!” Naruto fumed at his best friend. “Why do you get all the guys?” Sasuke shot back, equally angry. Well...not all of them. SasuNaru and others. AU, high school fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Those Bad, Bad Bearheart Girls by Isis Aurora Tomoe reviews
A different take on the tradtional Jared/Kim imprint story. Kim and her half-sister are the school badasses, and Jared is your all around 'good' guy. When he imprints, what will Kim think? Jared/Kim & Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kim, Jared
Dark Thoughts and Unhealthy Obsessions by Erika Extasy reviews
Zack Martin has developed a fixation with a certain mirror image of himself. Contains Slash/Twincest/and other dark stuff among those lines.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
This Love by Shiroi Neko 18 reviews
Asakura Yoh seemed to live a normal dull life with his only friend Manta, that is until he bets Manta he can win tickets to a hot new bands first performance and he encounters someone that changes his whole life. was this what hao was waiting for? HaoYoh
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hao A., Yoh A.
If i don't laugh i'd cry by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Only Naruto could get through seventeen years of his life without knowing he's gay, but no matter how much he denies it he can't take his eyes off of the new teacher at his school.narusasu, kibaxshino, gaalee, minatoX? M for later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Breaking The Rules by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke were always pretty good at keeping their feelings for each other a secret from everyone. However, when brothers Madara and Izuna come babysit the boys, they learn that they're not the only ones breaking the rules...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.] - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Rock The World by blackroxduh17 reviews
Rich, bad girl Bella Swan gets sent to Washinton Academy. WA, there's a hurricane in town and it's called Bella. And what happens when playboy extraodinaire sets his sights on her? AH/OOC/Non-Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Awakening by Angel of 513 reviews
Twins. One born to the darkness the other to the light. Heaven and Hell want them for their own gain. Which side will they choose? Can they uncover their mysterious past shrouded in the night or will the light lead them astray? REVISED CHAPTER 14
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,093 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Hello Texas! by blackroxduh17 reviews
Siblings Emmett and Bella have to move to Texas with Charlie. There Bella meets Jasper. While she doesn't care about a lot of things, she does care about the fact that he's her new stepbrother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Dreams Have Wings by nekoanimegirl114 reviews
Renji feels nothing but guilt every time he sees his captain's injuries. He decides to leave what he's trusted behind, and throw himself into the unknown. ByaXRen. Changed the rating. Why? Because I can. You've been warned. Yaoi, shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,266 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Uncleaned Souls by Writes-With-Pens reviews
Sasuke has some serious problems and he cuts himself, only Naruto his best friend knows. A new student enters the school and changes his life unknowing to him that person is his brother, as he was a orphan child.AU.Itasasu.Uchihacest. Full Summery inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: New Battle of the Bands by MusicNinja1010 reviews
Everything in the village hidden in the leaf had settled down. No more Madara, Pein, or Akatsuki. Naruto was perfectly at ease. But when Tsunade puts the Konoha 12 in a 'Battle of the Bands' things are turned upside down. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Shots in the Dark by alifestylechoice reviews
Collection of Naruto one-shots of varying genres, pairings, and ratings, some done for the fic request meme at my LJ. Each detailed at the beginning of the fic. Pairings currently include: HinaSaku, YamaSasu, InoAsuma
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010
Blondes Have More Fun On The Bottom by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Jasper only has a few rules when it comes to sex; wrap it up at all times, a safe word is used when necessary, no kissing on the mouth, and he absolutely doesn't bottom. Pretty boy Peter wants him to reconsider for just one night. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Double Trouble by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James and Jasper are identical twins that share everything... including the guy that they pick up at a bar named Emmett. M for slash, incest, and a threesome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jasper, James - Complete
It goes on by Chikyu Kitsune reviews
When life separates people they change and we do not know why. But when they come back together can they still connect or are they forever separated by the past they did not share. ShikaSasu fic with some other parings, OC parings, slight ShikaNeji currently being re-written and updated
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mike Newton the King of Embarrassment by Pistis Sophia reviews
Chronicles the life of Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley and occasionally Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley, from the very beginning of Twilight to beyond the Breaking Dawn chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,186 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Mike, Jessica
Ludo Sum Ignis by SarissaDiablo reviews
-Play With Fire- In the year preceding the Kyuubi attack, Uchiha Madara decided to play with his prey. And unwittingly gave them they key to his destruction. Namikaze Minato. -Humor, Dark, Angst, Tragedy, Family
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Madara U., Minato N. - Complete
Two brothers by wolf'sraingreatestfan reviews
a year before the massacre Sasuke shows Itachi that he is worth something. Itachi decides that everything would be easier if Sasuke was on his side and trains him. Will Sasuke help Itachi kill the clan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,006 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foudroyant by PALC reviews
He knew English 12 wasn't exactly a fun class, but that didn't mean the boy had to sit in the back and swirl his tantalizing pink tongue around his pencil tip all period. MinatoXNaruto INCEST. Teacher/Student RS Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
You're Cute When You Scream by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Sasuke has defeated and captured Itachi. Now he's in control and Itachi is his, and no one will take his brother from him. SasuIta. Non-con, SM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Volturi Queen by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Years ago, Edward left Bella in the woods. Eight years later, the Cullen's are visiting the Volturi and find a few surprises during their visit, including a new human princess... AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Marcus
First Time by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
Hidan's a new student, Pein and the others have to show him around! -the story before Locker Room-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
Only You, Forever Changing by IYAddict.x3 reviews
Revenge is forgotten and love is revealed, and a whole new saga of events is about to unravel... SasuIta Uchihacest, WARNING: Yaoi, explicit lemon, Rated M for a reason! Don't like it, don't read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Deal by OnGuard reviews
When the Nine Tailed Fox attacked the Leaf, Minato made a deal. Twelve yrs later, The deal is being completed, and those who mistreated Naruto, will learn the error of their ways.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Uncertain Future by AngelicOne77 reviews
2 years after Edward and the Cullens left. Bella is ready to embrace her future. Are the Cullens still meant to be a part of that future and if so which ones? Non-canon pairings, M for future content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Operation: StealAKid by Lyrice reviews
Madara Uchiha needs an heir. Being childless and adverse to the female sex tends to cause problems when one is in such a predicament as the Uchiha leader. AU Minato is Yondaime, no massacre, blah Rating may go up ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Madara U., Sasuke U.
Phoenix Feathers by Audrianna13 reviews
Being Rewritten Madara has completely destroyed Konoha. Only Naruto and Sasuke are left after killing him, and with nothing to live for they send themselves back in time, but receive some help on the way that furthers their plans beyond expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
NEW KIDS, SLEEP OVERS, LOVE & LOLLY CASTLES by vampz.vs.wolvez reviews
emmett and bella swan are new at forks high. emmett already has some friends. what happens when one of his friends falls for his little sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Brotherly love by c2f reviews
Emmett loves his little brother Jasper-a lot more than he should. As he struggles to keep his affections in check, will a twist in thier drama class be Emmett's downfall, or help him solve his problem. How does Jasper feel? incest JxEm Slash-S.M. owns all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Emmett, Jasper
Cold Mirror Surface by Kristine93 reviews
HitsuMatsu:Matsumoto is entangled in a marriage with a man she both hates and feels attracted to.Hitsugaya is her loyal personal guardian who she's constantly pushing away.What happens when Toushiro is kidnapped and what secret about him will be revealed?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,530 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
If Juliet Saved Romeo by nekoanimegirl114 reviews
Byakuya and Renji are in a tight relationship but when the elders step in, a moment's hesitation can tear everything apart. Angst and Yaoi. No likey, no reedy. Please Review!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Perfect, Flawless Uchihas by SayuraK reviews
ItaXSas. Perfect, flawless Uchihas in love. Neither want to admit them, so do they need a little push from friends? And what happens when they're relationship begins? How will they, themselves change? YAOI. UCHIHA INCEST. LEMON! MALExMALE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Path Less Traveled by Starcube reviews
AU from Manga 402. Sasuke's goal in life was fulfilled, but everything felt so far from over. An offer was made for a new goal, but it was not the one he wanted. He turned his back on Madara and turned toward home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sasuke U.
You're my drug by doperwtjes reviews
Neji is a normal teenager. He's interested in everything every teenager is interested in. But what happens when he meets someone who's planning to get him addicted to drugs and has even more up to his sleeve? SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The other story by doperwtjes reviews
What if Sasuke would have returned to Konoha after all, after killing Orochimaru? Would he still have his revenge on his brother? And more importantly, would he finally find happiness? SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Neanderthal by GothicGIR reviews
I glared into my best friend's green eyes and snorted. "Me? Like that Neanderthal twit? Give me more credit, Sakura! I would never, in a million years, like-" "I never said you liked him" she smirked. NarutoXSasUKE! Yaoi! Highschool Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love me deadly by momo76 reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Bella wakes up and is in the arms of, not sam, but Alec. Alec takes her to Volterra and they fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Bella
A Split Second of Indecision by Dahlia J Black reviews
//Slash Blackslash Contest Entry// On his wedding day, Jacob is standing between his bride and his best man- the love of his life and his best friend- but not necessarily in that order. AH/AU/SLASH. Rated M for language and graphic slashy situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Petroleum by oh.industria reviews
AU. In which 16-year-old Neji loves 25-year-old Gaara too much to let him go. Gaara/Neji, side NaruSasu, other pairings. Chapter 11: First time in the pool.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,672 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
Sasuke of the Kyuubi by PastaSentient reviews
Madara's plan succeeded, but it destroyed the world. An elderly man went back and changed things so that Naruto would have a fighting chance against Madara. As for Sasuke, he is now the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki; and this is his story. Noyaoi Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When We Say by teamjacobrulez reviews
Jacob wants Bella to pick him, but she's not "in love" with him, yet her eyes reveal that she does. The last time he saw her, Jake gave her a bracelet in remembrance of him. Weeks later she comes back, but this time with a ring on her left hand. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
New Found Love by teamjacobrulez reviews
Edward cheated on her. He no longer wanted her. In hopes of finding company she results to the Volturi, who just gladly takes her in. She becomes an important figure to them, but only one vampire in particular catches her eye. Can she learn to love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Alec, Bella] - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
I'll Catch You by teamjacobrulez reviews
"I'm falling," she murmured in her sleep. "Don't be afraid to fall Bella. I'll be there to catch you through it all," I whispered in her ear. J/B:Jake's rockstar life has always been perfect, until Bella rocks into his world. Can love happen between them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,638 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Hit Me, Love Me by Clovers-Charm reviews
Gin and Toshiro are in a abusive relationship, with an unexpected twist. Abuse. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Next to Normal by Slytherclaw12 reviews
Edward and Jasper have been best friends for years, but Edward's beginning to second-guess his sexuality as well as his entire life. It's possible that Jasper is doing the exact same thing. SLASH. ALL-HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,939 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Edge :Synacky: by Smokii reviews
Brian Haner has a decent life, he has an awesome girlfriend and a group of awesome friends. He thought he had everything figured out, until one small favor his neighbor means babysitting a mysterious twelve-year-old boy with some "problems".
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2010
Tape over my Paper Heart by bekins reviews
Thought I would try out a Jasper/Carlisle cause there aren't too many. Basically Esme leaves Carlisle broken will the family and one Major in particular be able to put him back together stronger and better then ever? First attempt at Slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,128 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle
A Tale Retold by Fangirl1313 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, is supposedly dead, or so the world thought. Five years ago Sasuke Uchiha found out the truth and joined Itachi, and that's the truth...now the Chunin Exams are about to begin and with the most powerful young genin, this ought to be good.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
SasoDei: Red strings of Destiny by shadowdolls reviews
Deidara has always been able to see the red strings of destiny that connects the people who are destined to be together. He finally finds the person he's destined w/ when he moved to konoha but there's a problem. It's a guy and they hate each other. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - [Deidara, Sasori]
My Dark Angel: ON HOLD by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Caius chose his mate Athenodora. But what if when they went to get her, her sister was there. Her sister showed power and the turned her too. But what if her sister was his true mate, his soul mate? What if her sister was Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Caius
Hunter by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella had been lying to the Cullens about who she is. But now the are gone she is going back to how she was before. Bella is not human. She is a Hunter. But what happens when Alice comes back and needs her help? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Alice's little girl: ON HOLD by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
What if Alice had Bella while human? What if Bella was half vampire so that was another reason she was changed? And she wasn't changed 1936 but was changed in 2009. How will Alice deal with a newborn baby,as a newborn vampire? AXE RXEM ESXC later BXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Alice
ほろにがい悲劇 by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura- The Rokudaime of Konoha. Uchiha Sasuke- The official Otokage of Oto. With further years of separation after the breakout of the Fourth Ninja War, what will become of the two Kage representatives? Falling in love isn't an option anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Illusion of Lust by Kurohana Frost reviews
One shot GinxAizen. Aizen thinks he has Gin in the palm of his hand, but the sly silver fox has plans of his own. A look inside the inner minds of these two guarded individuals.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Seven More Minutes by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A dare one night brings outed high school seniors Edward and Jasper together for a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, sparking a future that neither had imagined possible. Jasper’s POV. AU/AH/OOC. J/E Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Hi nice to meet you AgainI'm Isabella Volturi by The Real Alyssa R. Cullen reviews
2 weeks before the wedding Bella finds out that Edward cheated on her.She then goes to Italy and I think we all know where she's headed.But will she find the tottaly un expected on her first day there.Then 60 years later the Cullens come for a visit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Alec, Bella
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Torn leaf by Winterer reviews
Nobody knows of Kakashi's constant nightmare about the night of Uchiha massacre. Why? What had Itachi done to Kakashi before leaving? And Now Sasuke returned after killing Itachi. Would Sasuke treat his sensei better than Itachi did? contains violences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,027 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Happy valley! by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward blamed bella for his family falling apart and left her. now one year later she is off to live in happy valley, Alaska. the only one cullen will speak to her. is her life finally vampire free? please R and R, adult's only. RATED MA! LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,659 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Saving Me by Carrie Havoc reviews
Temporary title? Leave me alone was always a common phrase to hear from Gaara, and no one seemed to be able to change that about him. But when Gaara shuts everyone out more than usual, will anyone be able to get through to him? Rated T for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Pretend by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Itachi Didn't Approve by Funk Coffin reviews
Sasuke is going to prom with Ino. Itachi doesn't like that one bit, but there really isn't anything he can do. Uchihacest, ItaSasu, but not too hard for once. Eh, M for the incest-ness and some language...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
All I Really Want by If Only Cacti Could Fly reviews
Neji has had an odd experience with Itachi, he found out the Akatsuki wants him and now Orochimaru is after him too? Why does everyone want his eyes? Why is a killer being so remorseful? And what else does Sasuke want from him? SasuNeji ItaNeji & others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
The Last Uchiha Secret by Ookami-Shoujo reviews
"Look, I hate you and you hate me." "...I don't hate you." "Well, I hate you. But if we want to know what Itachi meant, we're going to have to work together." Two geniuses. One secret. A last message that could change the whole war. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U.
Letters to the Devil SasoDei by Suyuness reviews
Deidara's going to a new school, where it's obvious a certain red-head is out to get him. This red-head, Sasori, is just trying to break him, while also having a little fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Walls Of The Alpha by If-I-Were-A-Wolf reviews
How do you deal with an unusual imprint? How do you deal with becoming a wolf? And how do you break down the walls of your Alpha? When a timid Embry imprints on his stronger and older Alpha, he must conquer these obstacles. Will he succeed? Or be crushed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Embry, Sam - Complete
Fire by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
They say that the colder you act, the hotter the fire inside you burns... Neji/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairy Tales in Soul Society by 7dragons7 reviews
Once a month the First Division has a tea party. This one time the other captains were allowed to join to tell stories. The other captains starred at the captain commander warily. Really? Pairing may vary depending on the fairy tales.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
Obsession by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke wants to kill his brother. ...Or DOES he? And why is everyone trying to seduce Sasuke? He knows something is not right, but he can't exactly put his finger on it... ItaSasu with other pairings. And I forgot to mention Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Countermeasures by EchoLoco reviews
Shunsui and Nanao scheme to get Ukitake and Unohana together. Great minds think alike, however, and Ukitake and Unohana have some plans of their own.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Needing You by Fai'sKay reviews
Bella's feelings for Jasper change in the hotel in Phoenix. When Edward leaves in New Moon, Jasper comes back, only for things to go down from there. J/B OOC/OC ON HOLD TEMPORARILY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Unbeatable by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
Summary inside...Yaoi-boyxboy-PeinxHidan PeinHidan PeinHida PainxHidan PainHidan PainHida Pein/Hidan Pain/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
Scout's Epiphany by Fifi McFu reviews
It takes a camping trip and a punch in the face for Sasuke to realise how he actually feels about Naruto. SasuNaru, lemon, slight NejiKiba hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Moon by Kiva Johns Adkins reviews
This is Edward's journey during New Moon. Be warned it is dark and overwhelming. It is, after all, the darkest time in Edward's 100 years. But that is why we love Edward. We love his pain, dedication, commitment and love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,166 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Life by Mia Raven reviews
Bella left Edward and decided to make some changes. After losing happiness once again, she goes to Texas with Alice and Jasper. What will happen when someone new steps into her life? What is it with Bella and vampires anyway?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,191 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Peter
Locker Room by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
Pein and Hidan ditch class again!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
Mooned love by riverfalls reviews
Leah has just returned with her best friend Bella from boarding school. Bella meets and becomes best friends with the pack, but is it more then best friends with Sam? will he imprint on her? Bella/Sam, Leah/Jared mentioned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Sam
Why is life so Difficult by sheeauns1 reviews
I was hoping for the best summer ever. Instead I got caught in a mythical love triangle and a fight for my life. Oh well. Close enough.Rated M for future juicy, juicy lemons. Read and review. Please? :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Seth
The People In Question by CuttlefishRock reviews
Jasper and Bella have been lifelong friends. He's a rebel, she's the one he enjoys corrupting. One day in detention, they meet some very interesting people... All Human. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Guard by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
On her first day in forks, fighter, bella meets the cullens and soon finds out their secret. someone notifies the voltiri who sends two guards. once in volterra bella is given a choice. join or die. will a certain guard menber help her with her jurney? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Simple Kind of Life by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Leah Clearwater never liked Bella Swan. So when she goes to the bonfire on First Beach and imprints on her-Bella, Edward, Leah and Jacob get thrown head first into a world of drama. Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,918 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Leah, Bella] - Complete
When Did I Become a Soap Opera? by FadingMoonlight reviews
My name is Nara Shikamaru. I'm in high school and I'm gay. I can think of four problems with that: My best friend isn't, the guy i like isn't, the only gay guy i know can't give good advice and my mom is set on grand kids...How Troublesome. Shika X Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,593 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Incestuous Debauch by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
The Cullen's have a very open and incestuous sex life. When they move to forks they find a potential new member for the family's most enjoyable practices. Would Bella ever join? Rated M for Sex, Lesbianism, Homosexuality and of course Incest./AH and OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi did WHAT? The Talk with the Uchihas by Funk Coffin reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Jackson Girls by Kady Whitlock reviews
Bella,Rose,and Alice are Michael Jackson's daughters. What their lives at trying to be normal teens, folowing your dreams and maybe love? break ups, songs, and DRAMA Michael is a little occ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Stay Awake, Dreams Only Last For A Night by ToxicValentine reviews
Edward is the new kid in a small town and is used to being an outcast. What happens when the popular, cocky blonde takes an intrest in him?... E&J slash. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Blindfold by CapriceTheAvenger reviews
Itachi had never been afraid to do something a bit risqué, and besides, what was there to lose. He’d already sold his soul to the devil. SasuIta Three-shot Just to pass the time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Madara's Master by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Pein's had enough. Madara's control must disappear. And Pein will be the one to make Madara fall to his knees and beg. Or, at least, that's what he wants... Contains torture, YAOI, and other naughty stuffies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,125 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Let the fun begin by Aluxis reviews
When the family goes away for the weekend and leaves Bella, Jasper and Emmett alone in the new house what will they do with thier short time of freedom? Why pull the best prank ever of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Needed by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
Suigetsu anticipated and feared the day Sasuke would confront his brother. What if Sasuke died? What if Sasuke no longer had a need for Team Hebi? Suigetsu wanted to be needed; he wanted to be loved. m/m SasuSui Will be lemons! DISCONTINUED DUE TO LOSS OF INTEREST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Repeating History by TwiHardFics reviews
Rose and Bella want to get out of the small town of Forks, only to end up in another small town. They run in to Jasper and his friends and it only gets interesting from there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never in a Lifetime by calico736 reviews
"No, just because Jasper enjoyed kissing him, didn't mean he actually had to like him." Edward & Jasper have always hated each other; what will be the outcome when the two are forced to face the truth behind their feelings for each other? E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Bloody Valentine by Kaline Reine reviews
Madara has always wanted to have Itachi for his own... But what deep, dark secret is he hiding from his love? What would happen if Itachi found out? Madara X Itachi oneshot written for a contest. Yaoi, male X male pairing. Uchihacest. Not perfect. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Corvette by hexumhunnie311 reviews
Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Group Therapy by AuroraLilian reviews
After Bella's birthday, Carlisle and Bella decide to help Jasper with his Thirst. But what happens when the three bond in more ways than one? Could this be more than it seems? Carlisle/Bella/Jasper romance. don't like it don't read it. please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Remember Me by 71star reviews
Emmett and I were inseperable, we were 14 when he moved away. I never dated after he left, noone compared to him. I knew we'd find each other again, I just didn't expect this... **Summary Sucks Story Better**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,807 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What If by narusasu3194 reviews
What if Obito used some jutsu that sent him to just after the massacre? What if Sasuke was raised by him? YAOI! Maybe NaruSasu, ShikaSasu, OR KibaSasu! Leave A Review For What Pairing You'd Like!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Torune, Sasuke U.
Until your mine, remember me by promise.in.the.daark reviews
His lips glided up my neck line, across my jaw and paused at my ear. "I won't ever give up on you, Bella. You will remember." My eyes widened. "I'm not sure if that's possible." Can Edward restore Bella's memories? Or will darkness take over?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Emmett's Dirty Little Tricks by Smiles4Twilight reviews
All the tricks that Emmett has pulled on his family have knocked them over the edge. A prank war is about to begin and this time, Emmett may not be the winning side. Rated T for language? ExB ExR JxA CxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Emmett Why are so you Stupid? by twilightgurl1026 reviews
When the rest of the Cullens are away Emmett,Bella,and Jasper will play! Harry Potter,Johnny Depp,and a fat monkey? Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett
A change of heart by Suuz reviews
Bella's heart is broken when Edward falls in love with Alice. Both Bella and Jasper are hurt more than they are willing to admit and they decide to leave the Cullen Family. BellaxJasper romance. rated m just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Chance Encounters by ehee reviews
Entry for The Slash Backslash One-Shot contest. Two guys, two cigarettes..one alley, one night. Will Jasper find what he's looking for? SLASH WARNING duh! If you're under 18, go play in the kiddie pool - this water is over your head. JxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Crescent Moon Night by Seth Clearwater16 reviews
SethClearwater has to deal with his sister's death and the jerk pack leader Sam. He takes a liking into Embry who in turn imprints on him.The Cullens return from a week trip to find them fighting leeches in their clearing R/R SethXEmbry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Seth, Embry
Rape, Fear, Trust and Love by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
I suck at summarys....but...Hidan misbehaves, Pein punishes him, Kakuzu finds out...!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Separated, but not Apart by tiger002 reviews
It had been nearly two years since the twins were adopted by different families. Zack's life seemed to be going smoothly by this point, but he still longs for his brother and his old life
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,659 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Make Damn Sure by XxEJMxX reviews
To the jukebox bars you frequent, the safest place to hide. A long night spent with your most obvious weakness, you start shaking at the thought. ‘Cause you are everything I want, ‘cause you’re everything I’m not. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Repellent by oh.industria reviews
AU. The Naruto gang in a cheesy teen horror movie. NaruSasu, ShikaNeji, KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19460 - Favs: 12,217 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Suckerpunch by SUITELIFEFAN reviews
Cody had spent 10 years away from Boston avoiding his gangster brother Zack, who had brutally murdered their mother. Now, it was finally time for a face-off.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Just Tryin' To Kill The Pain by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Takes place in New Moon. Bella is incredibly angry, but when Jasper shows up, her life takes a turn. Jasper/Bella, Alice/Oc, Edward/oc partially
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Troublesome Revenge by Laughing The Night Away reviews
What happens when Sasuke and Shikamaru have to get revenge on their ex-lovers? Crackness that is what! Drunkeness, Manwhore!Sasuke, and much more inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N.
Starting Over Their Way by OnGuard reviews
Naruto has returned from his training trip too discover, that the villagers and the council have not changed there opinion of him at all, so him and his 12 friends, come up with a plan to be able to leave the village so that they can make their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tales of the Bodyguard by chojutsuka reviews
Before Soul Society formed the Gotei 13, Yamamoto had a well respected dojo. It was here that Kyoraku had met him for the first time. Kyoraku/Ukitake, yaoi, some language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Shooting Stars by ImEmoCuzMySisSaidSo reviews
Gaara invites Sasori to go see shooting stars with him. Will new romances blossom? Or will eyedroppers ruin it all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasori, Gaara
Tainted Histories and Better Beginnings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke and Iruka bond over food, and the Uchiha learns to let Kakashi go. Longest one shot EVER! Past KakaSasu, KakaIru, Slight SasuIru, NaruHina, ShikaTenten, strong NejiSasu Rated M for awful cursing. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Iruka U. - Complete
Alluring Reaction by dustori reviews
Kakashi loves getting a reaction from his students, especially the quiet ones, which, in this case was only one of his students, Sasuke Uchiha. Yaoi KakaSasu, NO FLAMES, Please. Don't like, Don't Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Seme and Uke by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imagine If by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Kakashi learns something new about Sasuke the hard way: the Uchiha is like a cat, and push the cat back far enough into a corner, and it'll lash out. In some ways more embarrassing than others. REVIEWER REQUEST ONESHOT SasuKaka. Yes. In THAT order. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Loight by asukann reviews
[title has got nothing to do with story] Sasuke's return but he's not a traitor. And with his return, so does a whole load of...? i can't make up my mind! Bleargh. Please read! My first ficcie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U.
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Shattered Hearts reviews
Before the wedding, Bella has an affair with one of the Cullens. Will the Cullens forgive her or she will have to resist alone at Edward's fury? I suck at summaries, but the story is better than you think. Please read, rate and review! BxJ ExA later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
An awful life reviews
After her best friend, her single reason to exist was hit by a truck, will she recover or will she face the death? One-shot, read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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