Rincer of Winds
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Joined 01-01-10, id: 2199788, Profile Updated: 12-18-10
Author has written 9 stories for Discworld, Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Harry Potter.

If you're viewing this I've done something to catch your attention, which suprises me to no end.

If you don't like Terry Pratchett, well May You Live in Interesting Times then.

Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn't entirely there.
You haven't heard of the Bay of Mante, have you? he said.
'No, sir,' said Mort.
Famous shipwreck there.
'Was there?'
There will be, said Death, if I can find the damn place.

What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man? ~Death

'It can't be intelligent, can it?' said the Bursar.
'All it's doing is moving around slowly and eating things,' said the Dean.
'Put a pointy hat on it and it'd be a faculty member,' said the Archchancellor.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

"People call me insane. I'll have you know that the voices in my head strongly disagree." - Anonymous

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River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Soft Reboot by Spacebutt reviews
Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - England/Britain
Linked Chronicles of Time and Wind by Nenilein reviews
When Link returns to Outset island for the first time in a year, he just can't get rid of the feeling that something inside him is trying to be remembered. The next morning, a boy who claims to be the hero of time appears before him...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,084 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Link, Tetra
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 12,609 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Virtuella reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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The Three AntiMarauders reviews
What if Petunia had been a witch too? Would Snape's past have been different? Surely haveing another friend at Hogwarts would be good for him. Set in the time of the Marauders, AU obviously. Title subject to change in case I actually think of a good one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Fatherdaughter lunch reviews
When Death invites Susan to a fatherdaughter lunch and Rincewind shows up, things get interesting quickly. Rincewind is once again living in interesting times!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Rincewind
The Twelve Days of Hetalia reviews
"I've decided that my party will require everyone to come in pairs. You may comeā€¦ "stag", but you will be matched up at the party." He waved aside the cries of horror. Rated T for Romano's mouth, and because it's better safe than sorry. Early christmas!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
Fear of France reviews
"He tried to do things to me when I was young!" "But Romano, he gives us some of our best ideas." Spamano, short short oneshot written so the idea would leave me. Rated T so Romano's mouth doesn't offend anyone- you have been warned, he does cuss
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Happy Early Birthday! reviews
England is gritting his teeth and having an independance day dinner with America. When England attempts to confess something to America and France sticks his nose into their buisness, things go awry quickly. USUK, rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Remember reviews
Germany finally remembers being Holy Rome, but can't bring himself to tell Italy for fear of what he might say. I'm awful at summaries, so please skip this and read the story! Germany/Italy. Rated T even though nothing innapropriate really happens
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Last Chance to Dance reviews
When Mayuri makes Nemu slip everyone a potion to make them see their true love, things get akward quickly. IshidaXNemu, IshidaXOrihime. Will be finished eventually!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Uryuu I., Nemu K.
I Love You, I Love Him Not reviews
Orihime has moved on from Ichigo and now has her affections aimed at Ishida. Dancing, a nervous Quincy, and a little jelousy ensue. Poor uryu!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Death's Biggest Fan reviews
Death for reasons unknown to me has recived a lifetimer from a girl on Earth. How will he react to meeting someone who is actually glad to see him? Note: he's on a human kick again. Rated K because it's really got nothing bad. Death and OC oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Death - Complete