JumpinBeans
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Joined 01-01-10, id: 2199789, Profile Updated: 11-17-10
Author has written 14 stories for Fallout, Halo, Elder Scroll series, F.E.A.R., My Little Pony, Dungeons and Dragons, and Web Shows.

I like carnival rides and long walks on the beach. No, but seriously though. I'm VoidFilter, I love singing, acting, and writing. Most of my writing is dark and a little amateurish but I don't really mind. The more you do the better you are.

Video game series I find amusing.
Halo
Half-Life
Katamari
Resident Evil
Dead Rising
ANY TOM CLANCY GAME
ANY CALL OF DUTY GAME (Except for Call of Duty 3, that's CoD's dyslexic brother.)

Someone once asked me if I liked Twilight. I admitted to them that yes I have read all the books but only for one reason. I am dedicated. The first book actually had an okay sense to it, but after that Stephanie Meyer should have been thrown in a meat grinder and suffocated by the weightof her own ego. There is no worse book series than Twilight, but only books 2 3 and 4 actually suck. I recommend reading the first book, punching Robert Pattenson in the face, then taking a nice glass of hot coffee and dumping it on your head.

ERAGON THE MOVIE MADE MY MOTHER KILL HERSELF!

All hail Billy Mays. May we bathe in his radiant Orange Glow, and he shall bring us salvation. We shall be as clean as Oxygen, for he is mighty and can mend anything. He is so mighty we are but putty in his hands, SO ALL HAIL BILLY MAYS. FOR EVEN IN AFTERLIFE, HE WATCHES OVER US!

Let the rain wash out our fears,
Our little dispositions die,
Sit in the dark crying,
Still won't do you any good.

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Messages reviews
Spike is Twilight's assistant. Of course their life get's exciting from time to time, but nothing bad actually ever happens. Or does it?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Spike
Wasteland Tales 2
So begins another collection of Fallout short stories written by myself.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011
Tale of the Undead Knight
...Read it to find out what its about!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Published: 5/28/2011
My Little Pony: Dead pony rising reviews
Fluttershy is in the meadow playing with her butterfly friends when Zecora tells her that the dead are rising. It's up to her, Spike, Pinkie Pie, and a strange new pony to save the day!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
The Slender Man reviews
The youngest member of a F.E.A.R team ever tells his story
Crossover - F.E.A.R. & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Spartan Randal: Marine's Viewpoint
Spartan Randal saves some Marines
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Spartan Randal: A 'Formal' Complaint
This is Spartan Randal's complaint list, and some things he has to deal with every day that makes you realize how much it sucks to be a Spartan.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
It Can Change reviews
Inspiration from Ron Perlman's opening, thought I'd contradict it a little
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Plans
Plans
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Avenging Scrapper
Private John had one ambition, live a free life in Dry Gulch and protect its people. Yet when Fiends attack and kill his mentor and enslave the town he sets out for revenge. He plans on killing them all.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Wasteland Tales reviews
A compilation of short stories and tales of the world that take place in the world of Fallout.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Idle Conversation
The start and end of a friendship between soldiers fighting on Reach. You might get a little bit "glassy" eyed.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Doctor J'arthar reviews
J'arthar's murderous life is a secret to all his patients. Yet he still needs one more race to complete his collection, and he needed it now.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
UngrAr The Unggoy who Knew reviews
In a desolate battlefield on Reach. One Unggoy takes it upon himself to not be as conceited as his fellows.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
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