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My Ex-con by counselor reviews
Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 6319 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/8 - Bella, Edward
Dragonfly by RvrSong reviews
Bella, a mature thirty-something successful author is in... LUST... with her much younger masseur, Edward. Edward, with a preference for older women, wants to woo Bella and longs to convince her that age is only a number & desires shouldn't be ignored. Together, they'll learn to overcome their self created boundaries and open up to change and possibly even... love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,178 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 256,786 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 4899 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Straight-Up Interference by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella befriends Marcus, a mobster's son, and ends up interfering with a federal investigation. She's sent off to stay with Marcus's geeky antisocial uncle, who lives in a remote cabin, until things cool down with the Feds. It starts a little Marcus & Bella, but this is definitely a Bella & Edward story. AH Rated M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,468 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4432 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 9909 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Driven To Distraction by AbstractSong101 reviews
You meet all kinds of people when you're a driver for a living. Carlisle thought he had seen it all, but when Edward Masen's eyes met his in the rear-view mirror, a whole new world opened up to him. AH. Carlward slash. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,775 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6538 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,953 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
El Camino by IReen H reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Anything But by RawSugarX23 reviews
AE. (Alternate Ending) Whose body did Petals-Open-To-The-Moon inhabit? Who was her human Host? Only Ian knew the answer. But the moment they brought her body in, he wished he hadn't known her as well. How will he deal seeing Wanda inside his ex-girlfriend's body? Will he be able to let Wanda know the truth?
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,308 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Peer Pressure by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Alice helps Bella find a way to seduce Edward. It just takes an ice pack, some bad decisions, a little help from her friends, and a hot cast iron skillet for wild Edward to get tamed by Bella. Repost - new beta'd version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 112,595 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When it All Changes by RvrSong reviews
Bella thought her life was set... then her jerk of a husband threw her a curve ball. At 30, she finds herself running to her mom for support and finds a new life, in a new state, with new friends and the possability of new love. Will she be able to get over her past hurt to move forward in happiness? B&E AH, Rated M for some language and future lemons...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,759 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,225 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,288 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never! by danmol reviews
Zoeys life is about to get changed upside down,not only becoming a vampire and being forced to leave heath,her friends and her nights out to go to the house of night.But whn heath breaks her heart,a special someone is there for her, will it end with love?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,158 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,723 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love in the Time of Zombies by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
In a world rapidly being overrun by zombies, a group vastly different people converge while learning to live and love amongst the ruins of their old lives.AH Language,violence,gore,humor,lemons. Indie TwiFic Award Nominee! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,799 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5404 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ride of Your Life by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,412 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking For A Miracle by jay-bird95 reviews
No shadowhunters, just humans. When Clary's mom dies she has to go to live with her father, who's an abusive drunk. At school, she tries to hide away, not get any attention, but it's hard not to when the best looking boy in school seems to refuse to leave
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,153 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Camisado by Sophz456 reviews
They told her it was suicide. She didn't believe them. The mission? Maintain the cover, get inside and extract the targets safely. Simple, right? Bella Swan used to think so... until she met Edward Masen. E/B AH. Sequel - Heavy In Your Arms - in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,847 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dragon Stones by katmom reviews
Edward and his dragon, Volterra, believe that Volterra's mate is lost, gone either in death or time. Bella, a servant, discovers and makes a connection with Kathea, a long dead dragon, who asks for help with her daughter. 3RD PLACE WINNER in OUAT Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,750 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Land In My Arms by luckyirishtart reviews
A pilot, a flight attendant, a bond with unconventional origins. When the thing you're not supposed to feel is inevitable, what delays would you fight against to make your connection? AH, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,642 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confused by NicoleBelikovOzera reviews
Mel wakes up with newly found feelings for a certain o'shea brother while Jared missed Wanda. NOW COMPLETE!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,730 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jared H., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8736 - Favs: 7,241 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4612 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Wait by Nadey reviews
What do you do when you've literally told the entire world that you're in love with someone... and then you meet her? You convince her to love you back! *Lemons* AU/OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,901 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life in the AZ by Wooden Tulips reviews
B's trying to get by in the AZ, the After Zombies, and runs into a guy who could help her through it. They've got a destination in mind, but will they make it? M for language and a lime or two...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take by Alaylia reviews
Part 4 of "Need". Jary and Clace experiment with the rune that broke down boundaries.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Tease by Alaylia reviews
Sequel to Need and Indulge. When "just this once" turns into, "as often as possible," Jace and clary learn just how hard it is to keep a secret. Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Indulge by Alaylia reviews
Sequel to "Need". Jace and Clary continue to struggle with wanting things they shouldn't.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Need by Alaylia reviews
Jace gets hurt while he and Clary are training.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
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