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Author has written 6 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, Pandora Hearts, and Kämpfer/けんぷファー.
Updates, updates!!! Wednesday, September 21. I HATE HAVING 8 CLASSES AND 3 REHEARSALS!!!!
Alright, so there are a few updates on progress with my stories as well as news about some new stuff.
Top of the List
Hetalia stories: Right now I am hooked on Hetalia and will be uploading some fics from that fandom on here. My favorite pairing would be UKUS, followed by Prumano, Spamano and FrUK. Of course to avoid getting stuck and not getting to chapter ten, I will not upload until several chapters are completed.
Idea 1 involves Russia, America and England with France and Switzerland, and Canada and Seychelles as a side pairing. Many chapters.
Idea 2 involves an AU with punk!England, teen!France little!America and little!Canada. In other words, a FACE at the beginning. A few chapters with an ambiguous end.
Idea 3 involves an AU with... ahah, demons and angels. I can't give away too much.
Idea 4 involves a series of oneshots, much like my KHR ficlet that was recently started.
KHR Oneshot ficlet: I have had the first half of the second oneshot done for the longest time and never finished it. Over 37 summary ideas. Gonna get my ass to work.
KKM Oneshot for AirKnitter: At request. I had it in a gmail draft and lost it like an idiot! And then got into KHR and Hetalia.
Guide to Romancing the Maiden: Deleting. What the hell was I thinking? The chapter with Oz and Break will be turned into a oneshot. It's really the only one with which I cannot bear to part.
Pink, Frilly Nightgowns to Bandaids: Currently going through edits. The story will continue and the next few chapters will be the ones transferred over from Yes, No, and Maybe So.
Constricting...: On hold temporarily! I'm stuck.
Yes, No and Maybe So: Chapters will be moved to Pink, Frilly Nightgowns.
Remember: On hold. I am not really stuck, but I am focusing on the PH drabble series.
Kyou Kara-... Are?!: On Hold! I am stuck at the moment. Sorry.
Kyou Kara Maou Oneshots: Got a few ideas. They might end up being put in Pink, Frilly Nightgowns.
An xxxHolic and Ouran Crossover: 3-5 chapters. Maybe...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn Series: Bel x Fran, other pairings too. Yaoi, both implied and written out. Main character is OC. Perhaps she wil walk in on them once or twice... Maybe other pairings like Tsuna x Haru, or Mukuro x Tsuna and Hibari x Haru, Yama x Goku, Reborn x Bianchi, Colo x Lal...
Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemasu Crackfic: When I get to it.
name: Bakutosai the Man Slayer... Malik Blishtar? Hmm... let me get back to you on that.
alias: let's go with yuki or yukino
nicknames: Ninja, Slim, Loli, Kiddo, Shortstack, Alien, Four eyes... etc.
location: the forests of Shin Makoku, and the Varia Castle in the summers, while my brain enjoys its nice condo located in the depths of the gutter.
age: I have wisdom beyond my years. But... I am young enough to be too stupid to apply it.
looks: not. friggin. tellin you. but I guess there are some anime pics that look like me. Recently I was told I reminded people of Luna Lovegood, and that since I got a haircut, people say I remind them of Ellen Degeneris.
When I had long hair I looked a bit like this
height: eh... I'm really not sure anymore... Crap, what if I shrank!
accent: what do you get when you mix slight lazy Southern with a bit of Australian? Hmmm... this has no punchline. Sad day. What I have noticed is the louder and faster I try to speak, the heavier I will lapse into a strange, Australian-ish accent, while if I stay slow and quieter, I can maintain a standard-enough American accent so as not to be told I speak too properly.
Interests: reading, writing, helping people with their stories, math(shut up), science(shut up) and a buncha other crud
In anime: anything besides yuri and mechas. Coincidentally, I came across an anime with yuri AND mechas. blech!
In youtube: anything funny and anything that sounds good. also, I like a few abridged anime series. But then, a few really really suck. Though I have seen most of the abridged series on there, Ill be happy to tell you which ones are worth watching and which ones to ignore.
In music: Anything, even in a different language, but country. Do not try to get me to listen to country. I will destroy the source that the screeching comes from. Speaking of screeching, I actually enjoy songs with screaming in them.
Dislike: orange, yuri, country, bad abridgings, history and pairings with naruto and sasuke. Unless its a friggin hilarious crack fic, no. Just... no. Uh uh! Dont even go there.
Almost all my fanfictions in the past were OC or OCxOC.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
Recently I discovered semeuke (dot) com. It is quite interesting. Let us see if any of the links to my quiz results show up:
You are a Clueless Uke!(Wasn't Expecting that)
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
You are a Chibi Seme(Surprise surprise)
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with:Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke
Author’s Note Omake
…(In the land of Fanfics, the Abyss of OOC Doom)…
Me: *sighs* -.-|||
Yuuri: What is it this time? Don’t tell me it’s that time of the month and you’re being emotional. Go bother someone else, I don’t think my rapidly decreasing brain cells can take the abuse. Go to Gisela or something, she has chocolate and shit. *punched* Itetete... *grabs the back of his head, wincing* Damn, that isn’t ladylike at all. You hit harder than most guys.
Me: Jerk. That’s what you get for being an ass, talking about such things in a public place. And you’re lucky I didn’t use this in place of my iron fist. *pulls out big ass lead pipe*
Yuuri: Ugh, fine, I apologise. But I don’t have the slightest clue what your problem is if it isn’t about… *looks at pipe* that. I’m not a mind reader, alright? Now I get the feeling you aren’t going to go away now, so go ahead and say whatever it is you want or whatever.
Me: Well… okay. I’m sorry as well. *puts away pipe* Here’s what’s going on. I haven’t updated any of my KKM stories since… gosh, I can’t remember. Then all this stupid stuff happens in life that keeps me from updating, and then I come back only to tell them I’m stuck and I have nothing to update with.
Wolfram: So then you feel even worse.
Yuuri: Hell, I’m getting out of here and this feeling-exchange before I suffocate from all the emofulness.
Me: *eye twitch* You just couldn’t keep your damn mouth shut and let me bitch freely for once, could you? *pulls pipe back out*
Wolfram: NOOO!!! *stops author and looks her in the face with puppy dog eyes* I’m not asking you to forgive him… but… please don’t hurt my seme hubby?
Me: *blushes at mental images* W-well… *avoids the deadly puppy eyes* Alright, I won’t be the one to kill him.
Wolfram: *gasps* Yaaay! Thank you~! *hugs author before sitting on Yuuri’s lap*
Me: On one condition though! *points dramatically at them* He pissed me off and now I can’t get rid of this rage via killing him.
Wolfram: Then… well, even though I can’t let you kill him… *smirks * I can always give him a punishment of sorts… *straddling him *
Yuuri: *puts book down* I would let him punish me, too. That doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all. *caressing his cheek*
Wolfram: *licks his ear* It would take hours to fully administer.
Yuuri: *smirks* So why not start now?
Me: Errr… you mean here? Now? *face burns bright red*
Wolfram: That way, Yukino can properly oversee the punishment.
Yuuri: Sounds good to me. *kisses Wolfram while unbuttoning his shirt*
Wolfram: *helps him unbutton the shirt while in the kiss*
Yuuri: *pulls away for a moment to rip open the shirt* Taking too long. *begins kissing neck*
Wolfram: The maids can sew a few buttons back on. *gasps while pulling Yuuri’s hair*
Me: *holds bleeding nose* Um… howz about I end the omake here before I have to raise the rating? Also, I’m not quite ready to do those kind of scenes.
Wolfram: *in between gasps and pants* But you’ll… try and put in a- a scene like this later… bec-cause the readers *gasp* want to seeee~!
Yuuri: Shut up and moan.
Wolfram: You can’t deny I’m your whoopie-cakes.
Me: pfft- *tries not to laugh and drown in nosebleed* Wh-whoopie… cakes, you said.
Yuuri: *blushes* It isn’t what you think it means, alright? This will bring the right idea to mind. *slaps and grabs Wolfram’s behind, eliciting a yelp* Yeah?
Me: Oh my… I see now-- *falls over as nosebleed turns into freely flowing fountain*
Wolfram: Guess we’ll end it here today. *hooks legs around Yuuri’s waist*
Yuuri: *calls over to author* If you aren’t dead yet, Conrad’s waiting on his oneshot. Write it soon, he’s looking foreward to it.
Me: *nosebleed continues to shoot up whilst weakly raising a ‘thumbs-up’ sign*
Wolfram: Bye everyone~! We’re gonna go do it like they do on the discovery channel!
Yuuri: That’s how it is. *waves to audience while carrying Wolfram off*
Ha, I pretty much ruined the scene with whoopie cakes, didn’t I? According to a google search, it means another slang for bum, so I couldn’t resist sharing this information with the world. Well anyway, this was an author’s note, to say that the hiatus is almost over and I will start working on updates to post on here. Not just the oneshots transferred over from Yes, No, and Maybe So, but also actual updates that have never been seen before!
Ey, everybody. I'd like to say I brought something with me. Let me know your thoughts on it and any other points I should add. It doesn't feel like it's quite finished, and that I didn't adress everything I wanted to.
First off, I wrote this because I was left with nothing to do and a bad case of insomnia. Second, a few months ago while online I actually had someone get on my case about how wrong yaoi was, and I was horrible for supporting it. They even said if I was a fangirl, then I didn't have any sense of realism or respect for real-life gays. That's effing bollocks, I can say right there. And a little while after that I found out my best friend not only wasn't a gay rights supporter, but she also said it was unnatural, disgusting and people CHOSE to be gay. Even though the person online apologized after I went off on them and educated them properly, it still hurt. And the fact that my friend could say such stupid, hurtful and biggoted things made me very angry and I stopped talking to her for weeks. Then after that a friend on here vented to me and explained about her love life troubles, that she was still in the closet afraid to come out because her family and everyone around them were Catholics. It all-but-broke my heart to find out that was going on with such a kind person that didn't deserve any ounce of it. Yeah, so lots of crap has gone on in the last few months.
Well, best if I vent now. No worries, this actually has some comedy in it as well. And to those who think I'm bashing fangirls, hell I'm bashing myself! To those who think I am bashing gays, please read this poem to the very end and see if you can say that afterwards.
There is some cussing where I got sort of angry recalling the things that person said.
What a lovely thing yaoi is, we can agree on that.
It's quite the shit, is it not?
It can turn a cold room hot
You can read it whilst cuddling your cat.
Sure our minds have a time-share
Located in the depths of the gutter.
It's only smut.
That last part I had to mutter.
Some say it's wrong, and even sick
We hear this all the time and know
We're all pervs,
We know this too!
Would we rather be innocent prudes? Hellz no!
Some of us even write it,
What's so damn wrong with that?
We improve our writing and even our intelligence
So don't be such a prat!
How is this different from porn?
Well first off, it's animated,
Meaning half the crap is offscreen anyhow,
And it's pleasing in aesthetics.
Even if it wasn't different from porn, would it still be morally wrong?
When all that's on the telly nowadays
Is that. If so, there is a double standard going on.
And if you try and tell us
That we don't respect real-life gays,
You'd be sadly mistaken.
We know damn well how to differenciate
Between real life and fiction.
Do you really think when we see a couple in public
We 'squee' like there was no tommorrow?
If you thought that, may I ask politely
If the inside of your skull is hollowed?
Please, we ask that before you preach
To research us properly
We aren't the horrible, fucked up pervs
You'd have originally thought we'd be.
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