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I'll be it to my whim and will to advise you now, this is no sappy, happy lala page. This is my page, the ups and downs, the twists and turns, the heartache and false happiness, and the few and far apart, good times.

My life as George

The melodramatic, handsome, brilliant, smart... Did I say handsome? teenage boy. (Straight teenage boy (:)

Random stuff that makes me feel... stuff :)

What do you do when the only person who can stop your tears is the one making you cry.

ROFL!!... LOL jk i'm still in my chair.

You Don't Know Who I Really Am, How I'm Feeling, Or What I'm Going Through. Do NOT Judge Me.

OMG! Your like 5 years old and you have a phone! Who are you gonna call? Bob the Builder?

telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall

If you eat any louder, I might actually punch you in the face

pressing clear on the microwave when it has 1 second left to avoid the annoying "beep beep beep

Deleting a whole sentence because you can't spell one word right.

Watching a movie you've seen, and laughing before a funny part comes on

checking my phone for texts every minute even though its on vibrate and been in my hand the whole time

I'm too lazy to bend down, so instead, i pick things up with my toes

The back seat on the bus is not just a seat, its a sign of power.

oh, so if you do that its okay? but if i do it you get angry at me?.. seems fair

how gingers are treated as a different species.

Saying "Huh?" when someome asks you something, then answering the question before they even repeat it.

i have friends on facebook that i dont even talk to. i only add them cause i know who they are.

Whenever a window steams up, You have to draw a smiley face .

Trying to be extra quiet but actually making more noise than you would have normally!!

Gravity is stupid. We should all be able to fly.

You're 1 year older than me. Don't treat me like I'm 5.

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems.

Yes. I Fell UP the Stairs.

"What's wrong with your computer?" " It's being gay"

Saying something, then 10 seconds, later thinking of something better you should of said.

When the teacher stops talking, i look up to make sure i'm not in trouble

"Dude that song is so old." "so is your mum but you still listen to her"

sitting there listening to ur friend's problems and acting like ur a psycologist

"A, B, C, or D?" "Well I haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"

To the person who threw a water bottle at Justin Bieber, the world thanks you.

I am very angry at you dont you dare make me laugh

"Can we talk?" is a death sentence

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died from an oil spil because of BP? Spongebob Squarepants!


"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."

"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

"If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

"When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I’m innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don’t own a gun. Now they’ve come for the First Amendment, and I can’t say anything at all."

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."

"NEW YORK, NY. A man was knocked down by a car and got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to feign injury in order to collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death."
- Associated Press, 1977

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
- Proverb

"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words

"Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d."

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness"

"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

After 9/11, Bush made two statements: "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity." and "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism." ..Sounds like everything is going according to plan.

"Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason."

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

USA PATRIOT = Useless State-sponsored Action Purporting to Attack Terror while Really Initiating an Oligarchic Takeover

"Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun."

" All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban

"There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. it is like falling in love"

The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion. ~Henry Steele Commager

Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only weapon against bad ideas is better ideas. ~Alfred Whitney Griswold, New York Times, 24 February 1959

To reject the word is to reject the human search. ~Max Lerner, 1953, on book purging

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. ~Sigmund Freud, 1933

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ~Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823

To choose a good book, look in an inquisitor’s prohibited list. ~John Bikini

"In violence we forget who we are". ~Mary McCarthy

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex." ~Dick Cavett, 1978

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ~Jack Nicholson

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."
Mahatma Gandhi

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. --Bruno Jasienski (Yasensky)

There is no such thing as an inevitable war. If war comes it will be from failure of human wisdom. --Andrew B. Law

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. --Stanislaw J. Lee

Evil is no faceless stranger,
living in a distant neighborhood.
Evil has a wholesome, hometown face,
with merry eyes and an open smile.
Evil walks among us wearing a mask
which looks like all our faces.
--Dean Koontz The Book of Counted Sorrroows

"...There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zan Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/ Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme..." -Ray Bradbury

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary

Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. -- Nancy Linn-Desmond

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. -- Carol Leifer

I need someone really bad… are you really bad?

If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. ~Madonna Ciccone

"Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against."- Fahrenheit 451

"Somewhere the saving and putting away had to begin again and someone had to do the saving and the keeping, one way or another, in books, in records, in people's heads, any way at all so long as it was safe, free from moths, silverfish, rust and dry-rot, and men with matches."Fahrenheit 451

"There must be something in books, things we can't imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don't stay for nothing."
- Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451, Part 1

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Heterosexuality isn't Normal, just common - Derek Jarman

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."

Be The Girl You Are, Not The Doll You're Sold

Little girls made of sugar and spice grow up to be cheesecakes.

I may not be cheap but I am on special this week

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind

You must be the change you wish to see in the world

Democrats are Sexy! Who ever heard of a good piece of Elephant?

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. -Gandhi

I am not afraid...I was born to do this. -Joan of Arc

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves. - Gandhi

I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. -Gandhi

It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings. -Gandhi

I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed. -Gandhi

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" ~John Stewart

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson, from the television show The Simpsons

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”

“Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.”

“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.”

“In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it”

“No man in his heart is quite so cynical as a well-bred woman”

“Your heart is my piñata.”

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does
falling down a flight of stairs.
(Richard Doty, Washington)

Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.
(Tom McCudden, Durham, N.C.)

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next

The key to someone's heart is never lost: It's just that the locks were
changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho.

Aspire to greatness. But remember that no one ever assassinated a
refrigerator repairman.

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably
isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

You can do anything if you want it bad enough. That is why we see so many
people who can fly.

“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”

“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.”

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.”

"If a choice were given him between suffering death and living his early years over again, who would not shudder and choose death?"

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown

"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism."
-Dean William Ralph Inge

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was born a woman… I won’t be told how to become one.

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Fine! I don't believe you exist either

I Fck Anything that Moves - So Don't Fidget

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes, because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and...for lots of other reasons we are part of the women's liberation movement. ~Author unknown, quoted in The Torch, 14 September 1987

A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is. ~Attributed to both Eleanor Roosevelt and Carl Sandburg

Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly. ~Sally Kempton

You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word. ~Elizabeth Bibesco

"In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman." —Nancy Astor (British Politician)

"In my heart, I think a woman has two choices: either she's a feminist or a masochist." —Gloria Steinem

“We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.” ~ Eva Burrows

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."
- Scott Elledge, on his retirement as a Professor at Cornell

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Robert Graves

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.
Garry Shandling

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Charles M. Schulz

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

"Invest in child size blues clues or powerpuff girls. Not only will your servings be smaller, you'll be reminded that you're trying to look like you're in 4th grade again."

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong

You can’t be late until you show up

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!

When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. ~Author Unknown

I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. - Lynda Montgomery

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't:
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~

I’ve never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope. ~Maria Bamford

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure. ~Denise McCanles

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport .

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? --Charles De Gaulle

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams

All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass.

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.

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Ruby in the Dark by DarkAngel942 reviews
Ruby has escaped from her violent father when she meets a very dark and mysterious boy named Damon on the plane. She intrigues him, but she has her guard up and refuses to fall for his charm.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Damon, OC
Sam's sister by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Sam has a little sister. She is dumped on his doorstep and he is stuck with a fifteen year old girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,213 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sam
Melt by wolfsbane92 reviews
Who knew accidentally walking in on someone in the bathroom could lead to something as sweet as this. Jacob/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,804 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Freshman by GASPLudwig reviews
A girl with a bad attitude gets imprinted on by Paul on her first day of highschool. But her popular, beautiful, older sister keeps getting in the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Paul
Mio Cuore by DarkAngel942 reviews
Brady only goes with women who are easy, but Kayla still has feelings for him. What happens when Brady imprints on her at a totally awkward and never-done-before time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Brady
Absorbing Heat by z-aliceinwonderland-z reviews
After a summer in Cali, Megan Beshirs returns to La Push wants nothing more than Brady to notice her. But when he imprints, nothing turns out the way she thought. Will Brady ever learn of her past? Brady/OC rape is mentioned .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,653 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Brady - Complete
Cat & Mouse? Nah Wolf & Spouse by Amethyst Elann reviews
Imprinting hasn't ever been such a hassle. Being an imprintee hasn't ever been so frustrating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,974 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The End of My Beginning by cheerleading847 reviews
Paige Walker, also known as Paul's little sister, is still trying to get use to the idea of being in high school. When Paul hears of her "little crush" on the newest werewolf, he tries to protect her. It doesn't really help that Collin imprinted on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Collin, Paul - Complete
The Vampire Diaries by Shakespeare's Lady reviews
When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like? This is a look into Renesmee's life as a teenager. She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way. Renesmee's POV. ******ON HIATUS*****
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 62,141 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward, Bella
Stop the Past by JessicaLeeGeek0878 reviews
Tia just moved to La Push after a traumatic experience in her home town,in NC. Will she be able to open her eyes, and her heart, to hope again? Or is her past too fast to run away from? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Seth
Renesmee's Story by CherriePie141 reviews
Renesmee is having her 16th Birthday in a month's time. She is best friends with Jacob Black, but she doesn't know he has imprinted on her yet. When will he tell her? What will be her reaction? What will happen afterwards? This is my first story:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 98 - Words: 126,410 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Just another day at school, or is it? by AvidTwilighterOCD reviews
Hailey Johnson has been picked on for her entire life. Nerdy and unsure of herself she makes the perfect target for the bored boys of La Push highschool. One boy in particular has always been a major problem, but all that's about to change BIG TIME! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Paul
Like Lightning by lizziestar reviews
Scout Barlow's life was rather boring and average. No adventure, no excitement, nothing. That all changed with a simple dropped pencil. Now Collin Main won't leave her alone. Things will never be the same again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Collin
Unexpected by LunaNueva16 reviews
What would you do if you could enter your favourite book? What would be the consequences? Because one thing... can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009
Howling At The Not So Full Moon by GASPLudwig reviews
Bestfriends, Cora and Dakota, have giant crushes on Collin and Seth, but what happens when they get imprinted on by each other's crush? Bad things.Struggling to refuse the imprint,their friendship is tested,along with their love for the two wolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Seth, Collin
Life's A Beach by Lynn Bridgeport reviews
Living with my Grandma Tansy all summer in the ridiculously small town of La Push was a darn good punishment as far as my parents were concerned and I was inclined to agree with them, that was until I set my poor mortal eyes on the God that was Embry Call
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,891 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Embry
The Nerd and the Werewolf by fantasamigoricalproductions reviews
Nora had always been considered a nerd. She never really cared what those people said anyway. After avoiding those jerks all freshman year she thought she was safe but for some reason the strangely buff Brady keeps following her around! BradyOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Brady
Blame The Beauty by bisou reviews
It was 1933 and I was beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 168,505 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Hits and Misses by theplaceswego reviews
They say eyes are the windows to the soul, well I could see where they're coming from. You can save a child from death not even knowing she's your soul mate, but one glance in her eyes and you're gone. An Embry imprint story. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,148 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Embry
Love Is Strange by kimmmz reviews
She was a slightly strange girl – funny, but weird. All of her and her friends were. But there was just something about her that attracted him. And then, his whole life changed. Brady phased and imprinted, changing his feelings for her dramatically.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,164 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Brady - Complete
Trampled Heart by ImNotCallingYouALiar reviews
"It had taken only two seconds for me to give my heart to him yet ten years before I realised he had been walking all over it. Jared Thail would no longer hold my heart in his hands." Rated T for safety. A Kim/Jared story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kim, Jared
Bullying Paul by GASPLudwig reviews
Jared's girlfriend, who is also the girl who is always bullying his best friend, Paul, gets imprinted on by the guy she's given hell. Paul X OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Paul
Cause I'm Awesome by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Paul doesn't want to give up his Playboy ways just because he's a wolf now. Ryvre detests the idea of losing your choice on one of the most important things in life. How will this stubborn pair react when Paul imprints, and neither of them want it?PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - [Paul, OC] Collin
Ella by GASPLudwig reviews
A girl,Ella's,bestfriend comes crying to her one morning because she was used by Paul. But what happens when Ella goes to confront paul about the whole situation? PAUL X OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Paul
Nobody Knows Me, 'Cause I'm Not Real by DisneyLady824 reviews
I've been living in Forks ever since I was little, and not once did my parents tell me that my classmates would be in a book. Somebody please tell me that the Cullens are just playing a prank on a nobody for fun
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,006 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009
Forbidden by kimmmz reviews
Seth's been teaching his dream job in La Push high for a while. The only thing left to complete his life is to find that one person he's been waiting so long for - his soul mate. But when he meets seventeen-year-old Francesca, nothing is what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,589 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Seth
Thicker than Blood by ImNotCallingYouALiar reviews
"You imprinted on my sister!" My eyes darted between Paul and Embry in confusion. "I c-couldnt help it," Embry looked desperately towards me. I let out a scream as Paul lunged towards him. Rated T because i am extremely cautious. An Embry/OC story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,790 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Embry, Paul
Please Remember Me by NewEyes reviews
After Bella jumps off the cliff, she hits her head under water and loses all memory of her love for Edward and all she once knew. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,350 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Story of my life by Perfect love kills all fear reviews
Six months ago Jared and I broke up, turning everyone against me. Two weeks ago he disappeared from school and has come back looking like the incredible hulk. Now he wants me. He's got another thing coming if he thinks I'm crawling back to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kim, Jared
Kim and Jared's Story by Like.A.Summer.Kiss reviews
This is a Kim and Jared story. In this story Kim is Sam's Niece and she has been sent to live with Sam and Emily in La Push because her parents are too busy to take care of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Kim, Jared
Even Heroes Have The Right To Dream by Jacob.Paul.Lover.2009 reviews
When Jared's little sister comes to live in La Push, Paul finds his worst nightmare has come true, he has imprinted. But Waverly is just as hot headed as the most volatile werewolf in the pack and what will the future bring for the two? Rating M: language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,805 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Paul
Just The Way You Are by RememberThatDay reviews
Her name is Kimberly Anne Connweller, and she was, is, the definition of perfect. An angel sent from heaven. A rose amongst the thorns. Too bad she will never be mine. Double Kimprint! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kim
Dream Chaser by SadieGirl18 reviews
A certain dream haunts Claire. It's summer and she doesn't want to stay in New York anymore. Taken away from La Push at a young age because of a secret her parents won't discuss. But Claire won't give up. She's going to chase her dream. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
It's Not Me, It's You by Lov3good reviews
Paul and I weren't made for each other. He seemed to think otherwise. Paul/OC imprint! -M- for Language and possibly Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,510 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Paul
Same Games by theplaceswego reviews
Seth Clearwater was once her best friend's pesky little brother. Always tormenting her until one day they re-meet in the graveyard. Seth is different now but Sait can't believe it. Can she ever learn to forgive and forget? R&R, Rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Humans by theplaceswego reviews
Vivyan Landing has always wanted the Quileute "stars" to take an interest in her. Not for romance, but to save her and her brother from the man they used to call father. Her wish is granted first day of grade 11, but why? Rated M in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,765 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Paul - Complete
Frozen By Your Eyes by Sprats-Lief reviews
A FanFiction me and my friends are writing. My OC is Dawson, but he doesn't have a POV for a while. Please read : New Chapter every week
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010
Think Twice by GASPLudwig reviews
The 'freak' girl of La Push, who is best friends with Kim, and bullied by Paul, feels betrayed when Kim leaves her and becomes part of their little gang. But whats even worse, is that she was just imprinted on by her worst night mare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Paul - Complete
Mischief Managed by GASPLudwig reviews
A stealing, punk rock, city girl heads into La Push with her con-man brother to get away from their abusive father to the mother they never see. Paul X OC, for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Embry, Paul
Life's Not a Fairytale by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
What happens when the girl of your dreams has been sitting next to you for years, unnoticed? And when you finally do notice her, she shuts you down? This is the dilemma Jared faces. How does he win Kim over when he doesn't know what he did wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Count Like Four Three Two by Three AM reviews
A very unlikely...friendship. Sorta. Fre-nemy-ship? Whatever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kim, Paul
I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
Breathe for me by KrisProngs reviews
Kim always thought that her life wasn't complicated…until now. What would you do if: you're not the only daddy’s dearest anymore, your best friend asked you to practice sex and a boy you had a crush on started stalking you? Kim/Jared story, M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kim, Jared
The Lele by GASPLudwig reviews
'The five of them looked onto us in awe and curiosity. To them, we were just three, strange, naked women standing outside their home. But we were so much more.' Paul, Embry, and Seth imprint story. Embry/OC, Seth/OC, Paul/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Paul, Embry
The Ups and Downs of ones life by i-DID-stole-ur-heart reviews
Bella has the perfect life, the perfect family and friends. Till one day her little sister Jenai goes missing.All the family grieves until Charlie is forced to make a big decision that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010
I Never Wanted You To Love Me by Sarcastic DramaQueen reviews
I hate my cousin Sam, after he left my best friend Leah for Emily AKA The Devil, I hated him. I hate Paul, he's been bullying me since I could remember. So what happens when he imprints on me? I guess you'll just have to see for yourself. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Paul, Embry
Deadly Moon Arising by i-DID-stole-ur-heart reviews
Bella and Edward, the perfect love story of utter sacrifice, right? No, Bella wasn't sweet, apart from her blood, she was a con artist! Her partner in crime, Phil. An unsuccessful day leaves Phil missing and Bella on the run! Where does she go? Forks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Finding Twilight by TeAroha reviews
When Cassie enters the world of twilight her presents changes the course of the book and nearly everything changes as her wishes come true. How will she help Edward after his big mistake?Will she stay and live her Twilight with a vamp meant for another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009
Love me not my twin by GabrielleMcCarty reviews
Racheal's always been in the shadow of her 'perfect' twin, but when Paul imprints on her can she accept/believe that he really loves her? HER, not Rebecca?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rachel, Paul
Love Begins with an Accident by VAMPIRE95 reviews
When an accident happens to Sonny, will it just be the thing to bring Chad and Sonny together?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Another Act of Aggression by sesshy's-stalker reviews
Just because Jared imprinted on her, doesn't mean Kim has to like it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kim, Jared
Mariah by GASPLudwig reviews
Mariah goes out into the woods to spend the night because she lost a bet, much to her friend Krissy's dismay. And Mariah finds herself kidnapped, or so she thinks. Turns out Seth found her on the forest floor and...imprinted on her? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Seth
The Past Is Practice by GASPLudwig reviews
A girl who has a huge family, including a twin, move to La Push after thier workaholic parents are offered a job and spend lots of time with their cousin Emily. What each of the five girls don't know, is that they were imprinted
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Embry
Trusting the Untrustable by GASPLudwig reviews
An orphan who's moved around her whole life has trust issues and has refused to talk to anyone but her bestfriend, Kyle, for years. Now when she moves to a new town yet again, many things can go wrong, especially when imprinting is involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Paul
Army Strong by GASPLudwig reviews
After Cat's dad dies, she and her brother are sent to La Push where Paul imprints on her. But can she love the guy who bullied her brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Paul
Concrete Kingdom by endoftheday reviews
Spite, fury and pure energy. "You own over fifty lighters," he said snorting, it was almost cruel and most definitely angry. "You steal sporadically and smoke. You're without a doubt the scruffiest girl I've ever met." OCxPaul. Imprint story with a kick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Paul
Breathe For Me by RememberThatDay reviews
Damon and Stefan are old friends of Carlisle's who come to Forks as "witnesses" for Nessie. What if they like it so much that they decided to stay? Better than it sounds, trust me. Rated T for dark themes. DAMONXOC! R&R PLEASE!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Damon S.
Bath Time Gone Wrong by blondie1997 reviews
Jasper and Emmett are left alone to babysit Nessie...and give her a bath. Easy right? So why is Nessie running loose naked, Emmet speaking in an Australian accent, and Jasper the only sane person left in the Cullen household. ON HIATUS : sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
Not Another Imprint Story by Century Hawk reviews
Today I witnessed something I never would have imagined was possible. Today I discovered a world that I never knew existed. Today my little brother turned into a werewolf. Brady X Imprint
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Brady, Collin
Switching Sides by VanillaDream2310 reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella has always loved Edward and Jacob, but Edward was always the one. What if something happened to change that? Like Jacob imprinting on Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Unseen till Now by runswithwolves22 reviews
Kim has always pined for Jared, Jared has never knew the name of the shy and timid girl. But now that Jared has imprinted, is Kim ready?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,600 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kim, Jared
Fighting Paul by sarah.yoko reviews
Kate just moved to La Push. She befriends all the locals, and the whole town loves her. When Paul comes along and imprints on her, she wants nothing to do with him. She just wants to have an easy life. But Paul won't give up that easily. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Paul - Complete
Tame? by LadyDelerosa reviews
Tabea is untameable. She lives by her own rules, and gets what she wants when she wants. But, will her new 'pet' Bailey, be the one to finally tame her? Or will he just be another pawn in her twisted game?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Scream and Shout by Romance Is reviews
"I guess you could call me kind of a wallflower, an introverted one if you will. Hell I'd even go so far as to say I am invisible, but that does not mean I don't have a story." The tale of Kim and Jared and how they came to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,603 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kim, Jared
I Was the Girl Next Door by Janiegirly07 reviews
Long before Bella ever came to Forks, Edward lived in Chicago as a human. Johanna, a girl who lived next door was, and still is in love with him, what would happen when they meet again 100 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Dangerous Call by fvnnybvnny14 reviews
Niagara loves the water. When she is forced to move to La Push because her father needs to grieve on his own, Niagara befriends the La Push gang, only to fall fast for the shy Embry Call. Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Embry
Wild Child by Vicky May reviews
I'm not afraid of you." I spat. His eyes darkened and he loomed above me, his eyebrows furrowed in a line. "You should be." He thundered dangerously. I grinned cheekily and patted his cheek. "Honey, i've seen cats that are scarier than you. Cheer up!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Paul
Entering Twilight by BugRehsom reviews
Caroline Dawson's life has just fallen apart. Just as she thinks she may have a handle on everything, tragedy strikes unexpectedly, and she awakens to discover she has just woken up in the middle of her favorite book. How will her presence affect Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Renesmee: Eternally Yours Bk2 by Cullen24Bryant reviews
STOP!IF YOU HAVE NOT READ RENESMEE: MY LIFE AND YOURS PLEASE READ THAT FIRST!THIS STORY IS THE SEQUEL! More obstacles follow Renesmee and her family but one thing that never changes is her love for her Jacob! Please leave feedback!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Falling In Love But Falling Apart by Twit-Tard reviews
No you will not." A low husky voice commanded, pushing me back down. I felt the fireflies in my stomach light up and burn my stomach. I immediately knew who it was. Jacob,Jacob,Jacob, it instantly repeated in my head like the fast beat of my heart. J/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jacob
Eyes Like a Hurricane by Living Masquerade reviews
Sadie's summer was already turning out to be a hard one; her sister was getting married to a man from Washington, she needed to find a job, and a rather large muscular man seemed to have a problem with her. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Paul - Complete
Faking Smiles by Warning- May Contain Pepsi reviews
Cassandra Greene is slushied every day, gets perfect grades and never cries as not to alert her twin, Collin to her upset. What happens when Brady imprints and finds out just how weird and wonderful she is. Set after BD: BradyOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,564 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Brady, Collin
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by MizzNapsAlot reviews
She was my everything the second I saw her stumble down the hallway dancing in her underwear and singing into a wooden spoon. To bad no one thought I deserved her. including me. Paul/OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Paul
I'm Sorry Daddy by MarissaReneeThatsMe reviews
Everybody acts the way they do for a reason. This is hers. Kim/Jared imprint story. Rated M for Language/Lemons/Child abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jared, Kim
Twilight: Emergency room, again by Sincerely Ro Mance reviews
So, I was re-reading Twilight, when I got this idea, it's very short, but if you like it, I will continue it! XD Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Painful Consequences by TheCrazyKid0109 reviews
Daki is the recently orphaned child sent to live in La Push. The very place she has been avioding for her life. When Brady, a boy she hates, imprints on her and things go too fast for her will Daki leave Brady? Or will Brady convince her to stay with him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Brady
Coming Home by Sasha-Lorraine reviews
Parents break up. Move to England with dad. Sister gets raped. I leave Dad. Go beat the rapist up. Pulled of rapist by old friend. Now he wont stop staring at me. Yup, my life in a nut shell, how about you? BradyOC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Brady
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Renesmee:My Life and Yours by Cullen24Bryant reviews
Renesmee has to deal with just finding out she has been imprinted by her best friend Jacob plus deal with MANY obstacles...please give it a chance! it wont disappoint!PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK! I didnt know I had this set up so people couldnt leave comments!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
At the begining with you by Marie215 reviews
when a girl moves to forks at the same time as bella and meets and befriends jacob, what will happen when she has her own secrets. Set during the twilight books. I know the summary sucks but it is good. This is NOT NOT NOT a JACOB/BELLA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Clumsy: Kim's Story by mrs.ReverendTholomewPlague reviews
Kim is clumsy. Terribley clumsy. But when Jared and his friends take advantage of that and accidentaly break her wrist, will she believe him when he imprints on her? Jared/Kim.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jared, Kim
Sucks To Be ME by platowasabore reviews
Around the time that I found myself standing over the silently writhing Jared, the most popular guy in school, on the ground after i just kicked him in the groin one thought made itself most prominent in my mind 'Why me' Kim/Jared
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,972 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kim, Jared
Different Worlds by IheartJordan reviews
In this story the Twilight series are real and a girl named Genevieve A.K.A. "V" somehow goes through a some-what parallel universe and ends up finding out the Cullens are real too. What will happen? Please R&R. This is my first fan fic so be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Sweet Sacrifice by CrystalBrooke reviews
What's the solution when two werewolves imprint on the same girl? BradyxOC, SethxOC. M for language. "But she's my other half," I said, trying to make sense of everything. "She can't be yours too." Seth just gazed at me, drained, defeated, hopeless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Brady, Seth - Complete
Brownie Points by ColorTuesdayBlack reviews
I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,330 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Paul - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
The Unexpected Win by The Purple Sea Lion reviews
What the heck was his problem? The ass told me to cut my hair, try a little-make-up, and put on pants to hide my butt. Two weeks later he's acting like I'm his sun. I took your advice, now beat it! K/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,036 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jared, Kim
Without A Memory by lifeOFillusions reviews
Set after NM: What if Laurent Bit Bella before the werewolves of LaPush saved her? 10 years had past after she was changed that left Bella Swan without a memory of her past--her human memories. Would this bronze hair boy help her gain her memory? R&R,BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,882 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Realize by oddstrangerchick reviews
What if Bella never attempted to jump off the cliff causing Alice to come back. What if life remained Cullen free for 7 years until they entered Bella's school where she taught. What if Bella had a secret?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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