I'll be it to my whim and will to advise you now, this is no sappy, happy lala page. This is my page, the ups and downs, the twists and turns, the heartache and false happiness, and the few and far apart, good times.
My life as George
The melodramatic, handsome, brilliant, smart... Did I say handsome? teenage boy. (Straight teenage boy (:)
Random stuff that makes me feel... stuff :)
What do you do when the only person who can stop your tears is the one making you cry.
ROFL!!... LOL jk i'm still in my chair.
You Don't Know Who I Really Am, How I'm Feeling, Or What I'm Going Through. Do NOT Judge Me.
OMG! Your like 5 years old and you have a phone! Who are you gonna call? Bob the Builder?
telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
If you eat any louder, I might actually punch you in the face
pressing clear on the microwave when it has 1 second left to avoid the annoying "beep beep beep
Deleting a whole sentence because you can't spell one word right.
Watching a movie you've seen, and laughing before a funny part comes on
checking my phone for texts every minute even though its on vibrate and been in my hand the whole time
I'm too lazy to bend down, so instead, i pick things up with my toes
The back seat on the bus is not just a seat, its a sign of power.
oh, so if you do that its okay? but if i do it you get angry at me?.. seems fair
how gingers are treated as a different species.
Saying "Huh?" when someome asks you something, then answering the question before they even repeat it.
i have friends on facebook that i dont even talk to. i only add them cause i know who they are.
Whenever a window steams up, You have to draw a smiley face .
Trying to be extra quiet but actually making more noise than you would have normally!!
Gravity is stupid. We should all be able to fly.
You're 1 year older than me. Don't treat me like I'm 5.
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems.
Yes. I Fell UP the Stairs.
"What's wrong with your computer?" " It's being gay"
Saying something, then 10 seconds, later thinking of something better you should of said.
When the teacher stops talking, i look up to make sure i'm not in trouble
"Dude that song is so old." "so is your mum but you still listen to her"
sitting there listening to ur friend's problems and acting like ur a psycologist
"A, B, C, or D?" "Well I haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"
To the person who threw a water bottle at Justin Bieber, the world thanks you.
I am very angry at you dont you dare make me laugh
"Can we talk?" is a death sentence
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died from an oil spil because of BP? Spongebob Squarepants!
"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
"If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
"When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I’m innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don’t own a gun. Now they’ve come for the First Amendment, and I can’t say anything at all."
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
"NEW YORK, NY. A man was knocked down by a car and got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to feign injury in order to collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death."
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
"Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d."
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness"
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
After 9/11, Bush made two statements: "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity." and "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism." ..Sounds like everything is going according to plan.
"Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason."
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution
USA PATRIOT = Useless State-sponsored Action Purporting to Attack Terror while Really Initiating an Oligarchic Takeover
"Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun."
" All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
"There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. it is like falling in love"
The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion. ~Henry Steele Commager
Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only weapon against bad ideas is better ideas. ~Alfred Whitney Griswold, New York Times, 24 February 1959
To reject the word is to reject the human search. ~Max Lerner, 1953, on book purging
What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. ~Sigmund Freud, 1933
Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ~Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823
To choose a good book, look in an inquisitor’s prohibited list. ~John Bikini
"In violence we forget who we are". ~Mary McCarthy
Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex." ~Dick Cavett, 1978
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ~Jack Nicholson
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."
Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. --Bruno Jasienski (Yasensky)
There is no such thing as an inevitable war. If war comes it will be from failure of human wisdom. --Andrew B. Law
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. --Stanislaw J. Lee
Evil is no faceless stranger,
"...There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zan Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/ Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme..." -Ray Bradbury
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary
Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. -- Nancy Linn-Desmond
He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. -- Carol Leifer
I need someone really bad… are you really bad?
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. ~Madonna Ciccone
"Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against."- Fahrenheit 451
"Somewhere the saving and putting away had to begin again and someone had to do the saving and the keeping, one way or another, in books, in records, in people's heads, any way at all so long as it was safe, free from moths, silverfish, rust and dry-rot, and men with matches."Fahrenheit 451
"There must be something in books, things we can't imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don't stay for nothing."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Heterosexuality isn't Normal, just common - Derek Jarman
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
Be The Girl You Are, Not The Doll You're Sold
Little girls made of sugar and spice grow up to be cheesecakes.
I may not be cheap but I am on special this week
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind
You must be the change you wish to see in the world
Democrats are Sexy! Who ever heard of a good piece of Elephant?
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. -Gandhi
I am not afraid...I was born to do this. -Joan of Arc
As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves. - Gandhi
I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. -Gandhi
It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings. -Gandhi
I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed. -Gandhi
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" ~John Stewart
I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson, from the television show The Simpsons
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”
“Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.”
“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.”
“In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it”
“No man in his heart is quite so cynical as a well-bred woman”
“Your heart is my piñata.”
“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does
Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.
It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next
The key to someone's heart is never lost: It's just that the locks were
Aspire to greatness. But remember that no one ever assassinated a
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably
You can do anything if you want it bad enough. That is why we see so many
“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”
“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.”
“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.”
"If a choice were given him between suffering death and living his early years over again, who would not shudder and choose death?"
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown
"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.
I was born a woman… I won’t be told how to become one.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Fine! I don't believe you exist either
I Fck Anything that Moves - So Don't Fidget
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem
I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes, because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. -- Dolly Parton
If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile
They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet
Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and...for lots of other reasons we are part of the women's liberation movement. ~Author unknown, quoted in The Torch, 14 September 1987
A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is. ~Attributed to both Eleanor Roosevelt and Carl Sandburg
Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly. ~Sally Kempton
You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word. ~Elizabeth Bibesco
"In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman." —Nancy Astor (British Politician)
"In my heart, I think a woman has two choices: either she's a feminist or a masochist." —Gloria Steinem
“We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.” ~ Eva Burrows
"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Charles M. Schulz
Man: Is this seat empty?
Friend: I've changed my mind...
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
"Invest in child size dishware...like blues clues or powerpuff girls. Not only will your servings be smaller, you'll be reminded that you're trying to look like you're in 4th grade again."
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong
You can’t be late until you show up
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. ~Author Unknown
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. - Lynda Montgomery
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't:
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~
I’ve never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope. ~Maria Bamford
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure. ~Denise McCanles
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport .
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? --Charles De Gaulle
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams
All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass.
I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.
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