Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
Hey people. Im JollyJoker94,
With the name its kinda obviouse that i'm a girl! And i'm a teenager(Thats all i'm saying) and love reading stories on fanfiction, I am writing one fanfic now just to see how I go, but i'm not much of a writer!
FICTIONS I READ/COUPLES:
Well this is very short and sweet, i only really read
TWILIGHT: Edward/Bella stories
INUYASHA: Kagura/Sesshomaru stories(I know weird)
QUOTES I LIKE:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
Its true that we dont know what we've got until we lose it, but its also true that we dont know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of as half as good. Luckily, this is not that difficult.
When I die i wan't to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a suprised woman
Time is a great teacher unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils
My friend says she's a crunchy becasue she's dark on the outside but blonde on the inside, I say that i'm a picnic becasue i'm sweet on the outside but nuts on the inside
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
The only reason people get lost in thought is becasue it's unfamiliar territory
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says 'in an emergency, notify' I put ''DOCTOR''. What's my mother going to do?
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come
Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
And the list will continue;)
And there is no Banner for my story, cause i don't know how to make one so...yeah?
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