Skole
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 01-03-10, id: 2201787, Profile Updated: 08-09-12
Author has written 22 stories for Bones.

About 'Skole': My pen-name is taken from the Season 4 episode 'Mayhem on a Cross' - the scene where Brennan is correcting Clark on the Norwegian pronunciation of Skalle, which was phonetically pronounced as 'Skole' - this is still one of my all time favourite BONES moments. The word skole does not mean skull, in Danish it means school & it is also the name of an Eastern European locality. If skole happens to be a slang word for something naughty, that I am not aware of yet, I guess I'll learn to live with it!

About me: I live in Australia, but I was born and raised in the UK. If you have read my work, you probably realise that I have a very quirky sense of humour. I write in a professional capacity, mainly on technical, operational and academic issues. My job is highly specialised, employing my unusual skill set, and my ability to 'tell stories' with data. I am primarily a health professional, but I have multiple degrees and qualifications in other areas. Currently, I am working steadily towards my first PhD. This may explain why I can pull off 'squintese' in my stories - in fact, I have to tone my squinty tendencies down, otherwise nobody would 'know what it means'.

Update - August 2012: I've taken a hiatus from writing for a while. Life threw a few challenges in my path. Happily, I have worked through the hard times and have recently married a wonderful man, who is also a brilliant wordsmith. We would both like to return to writing & I am regularly asked to finish 'Pie'- which I will try to do soon. Thanks for all the readers who have contacted me - your words make me smile :)

I am always happy to chat via PM, or you can follow my musings and wise-cracks on Twitter (@Skole_Bone) - please feel free to banter with me.

THE MULTI-CHAPTER FICS: - Some musings on the stories (or WTF was 'Skole' thinking / smoking when that was written)

Tequila - My first fanfic (aww!) Following episode 100 of Bones, I was inspired to write an aftermath piece - but I wanted to prove to myself that I could complete something on this site. So I set a goal - approximately 1000 words per day, with daily posts until I finished it. (I took one day off - the faculty sprung a suprise award on me & I had to go and accept it & do the paparazzi thing). I decided to throw science, logic and my post-100th reactions into a piece that became quite cathartic on many levels - of course, I added plenty of humour and a splash of tequila. (COMPLETE)

Rings - The sequel to Tequila. Continuing in the same humourous vein - I'm aiming to explore what happens next with B&B following the 'dam breaking'. Can they be in love, in lurve, and still be partners. I think that they can & I'm hoping that you think so too. This is a case-fic and has required a fair amount of research to get the squinty details right. (COMPLETE)

Progeny - My 2010 Hiatus Project - This is a Work in Progress which I commenced as the dust settled from Season 5 Finale. The eye-sex at the airport, the room for the Holy Spirit between B&B, the symbolism in that hand grip and the solicitious advice from Brennan to Booth - minutes after she had told Hodgins precisely what that behaviour meant. Hoo boy! The analyst spidey senses started tingling - there was a missing scene! And so 'progeny' came to be... This story is a departure from my comfort zone...heavy on fluff and just a dash of humour. I know it will never happen this way, but let's take a break from the angst people! (COMPLETE)

Perfect Path in the Pie - Winter Hiatus Challenge - Written as a challenge from the Bonesology forum. This is a fifty chapter project in progress, that includes 40 themed chapters based upon the Rolling Stone Magazine's 'Top 40 songs of all time' - followed in strict reverse order (because I like order - LOL!). Just to add a degree of difficulty, the story is overlaid against the 2011 Lenten calendar, with the central premise that Booth, following the departure of Hannah, and in an attempt to pull his head out of his ass, decides to give up pie for Lent. To keep the shipper home fires burning, Booth and Brennan also work through their backlog of issues and finally move forward, while being involved in a task-force to bring down a sadistic gang called the 'No Han Han' (Yeah, I know - shuffle the letters and you get 'No Hannah' *surprise!* - juvenile on my part, but just a parodic stab of impatience).

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Heart in the Vise by MiseryMaker reviews
Post Season 5 Fic—Under the unresolved shadow of their time spent apart, Booth and Brennan find themselves chasing a serial killer who puts the metaphorical hearts of the FBI-Jeffersonian team in a vise.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Simplicity of Coffee by Tadpole24 reviews
She drinks with him until he knows he can't stand without her support because for once he wants the attention, he wants to be the one who's allowed to be hurt and confused and he damn well wants her to understand what her rejection has done to him. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by 26hannah26 reviews
BB "If she thought being stuck in a room with her partner after having drunken sex with him was bad, things were about to get a lot worse…" Brennan wakes up next to Booth in a Vegas hotel room, with a hangover and a wedding ring. OMG FINALLY COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,068 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Digression in the Down and Dirty by NatesMama reviews
A one shot about what really happens when we try to write fan fiction.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Runaway by lebxeb reviews
A Parker & Bones heavy story. Little angsty, little sexy, a tad fluffy with just a sniff of Hannah in passing. Some giggles along the way too. Health warning: Take plenty of vitamin C before embarking on this read. Minor spoilers.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,423 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Night is Thin by Hannah Taylor1 reviews
Brennan throws caution to the winds after witnessing a late night fall out between Booth and his now former SO.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Try by MiseryMaker reviews
Post "Doctor in the Photo" fic. No matter how dark it gets and no matter how many times they screw it up, it's never too late. Not when two people are really in love.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,774 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Problem Solving, the Booth and Brennan Way by Hannah Taylor1 reviews
Brennan has a problem she's not sharing.Booth wants to help fix things,as always,only to find the conversation skewing in a direction he'd never expected. Set several months post-The Boy With the Answer.I'd really, really love some feedback on this one!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 384,802 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bull Over A Barrel by MKAngelus reviews
Booth and Brennan go UC as Tony & Roxie in the most unlikely of places, Wyoming. Some buckle bunnies gruesome remains have been discovered on the rodeo circuit and it's up to them to stop the killer...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,500 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Regret in the Reporter by LJLanham reviews
My slightly angsty, kind of fluffy vision of what might happen after Brennan reveals her feelings to Booth in "The Doctor in the Photo." Don't let the title fool you... this is a BnB fic. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Reactions Speak Louder Than Words by forensicsfan reviews
B&B. To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts. — Whatever draws or presses another is as much drawn or pressed by that other.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
A Little Bundle of Bones by THE QUEEN OF THE LAB reviews
So this is a story I started last year, but I hope people still care about it, because I suck at updates, I'm trying to be better. Brennan and Booth decide to have a baby, madness ensues. Chapter 11 is up now, Chapter 12 might happen soon!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,164 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Bones' New Gun by gawilliams reviews
A short, fun piece about when Bones got that overly large gun of hers, with a little BB alternate universe for good measure.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Senator in the Scarecrow by Mis Chi Evous reviews
It's August in western Kansas and a Senator's gone missing. When a body shows up in a field of milo, the President himself wants only the best investigating the murder. Takes place following the separation at the end of S5.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,443 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Someone Call for a Narrator? by Nyah reviews
Sometimes, Angela thinks, her friends' lives could really use a better narrator. One who's kinder but more honest. Alternately titled: The Parts in the Sum of the Whole as read by Angela Montenegro. B/B. Complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Aftermath by stephaniew reviews
My take on some conversations between Sweets and B&B “the morning after” the events of “The Parts in the Sum of the Whole.“ Spoilers, of course, for the 100th episode. R&R if you like it! Last chapter is up!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
The Should in the Could by Chestnutlass reviews
She said she can't, not that she doesn't. There is a 1000 moments where they could. But only one where they should, because actions have consequences. Because the semantics matter. Slightly Post 100 epi
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Reassurances by DNAisUnique reviews
Post-ep for "The Devil in the Details."
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Perfect Path in the Pie reviews
Seeley Booth gives up Pie for Lent and finds his way back to Brennan. Post-Hannah fic - written for the Bonesology Winter Hiatus challenge. Chapter 19 is up: She Blinded Me With Science - reviews appreciated!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,673 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Beginning in the Birthday reviews
A short, sweet story of a birthday, eternal love, a baby girl, eventually and chopsticks? A Birthday One-Shot for Thnx4theGum. Reviews welcomed.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Truth in the Perfection reviews
When Booth hooked up with Hannah, he had no clue what she really had in store for him. She wasn't perfect, and he sure as Hell didn't know the truth. Join my twisted re-imagining of Season 6. It will mess with your mind :D Reviews welcomed.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Progeny in the Parting reviews
One year has passed. B&B are meeting at the Reflecting Pool in DC, but one of them will not arrive alone. Who is this Australian? Pure fluff on what we wish had happened during their time apart. NOW COMPLETE. Reviews still welcomed!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,572 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Ascent in the Descent reviews
Booth and Brennan trapped in an elevator? Sound too cliched to be true? In a monster one-shot, find out just how much fun that could be. Based *very loosely* upon press spoilerettes for the latter half of Season 6. Reviews locked in elevator with B&B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Moves in the Removalist reviews
Due to an unfortunate accident, Booth has to move out of his apartment with only four suits and a freezer-load of ice-cream to his name. Written in response to the Bonesology 'Moving' challenge. As always, your reviews will be tucked into Booth's boxers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Sum in the Parts of the Whole reviews
In the aftermath of Hannah's departure. Booth and Brennan emerge from their personal hells to speak the truth. An angst-filled, darkly humorous, spoiler-free parody on the 100th Gambler dialogue. A possible fanfic career ender for me? Review & tell me...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Burning Need in the Speed reviews
Brennan saves Booth's life and he wants to take her out to dinner to thank her - but Sweets has arranged for Brennan and Cam to go Speed Dating instead. Written as a challenge from Brainysmrfs. Spoiler-free! Choc-covered Booths for reviews :D
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Soul in the Sarcophagus reviews
Things are falling apart - something has to give. An entry into Thnx4theGum's Hiatus Challenge: More than 1500 words. Hannah must go. No dialogue. *Spoilers for Season 6* Please review on your way out :
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Rings in the Heart reviews
A follow-up to 'Tequila in the Anthropologist' - aiming to debunk the urban myth of the 'Moonlighting Curse' one chapter at a time. The dam has broken & the long term experiment commences, with the added challenge of a new case. Review your hearts out...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,235 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Paradox in the Pajamas reviews
Brennan is rudely awakened by her partner in the early hours. Somehow, they get caught up in a thought experiment. Happy Birthday GreysIsTheCatsPajamas! Here is a fic to celebrate...with a hint of S6 spoilers. Reviews will be donated to Naked Booth!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Release in the Relationship reviews
A follow-up to 'The Restraint in the Relationship'- Hannah is gone. So what do B&B do next? Rip each others clothes off & get naked of course! - Y'know, what Clark said in 6x02... *S6 spoilers* I'd love your feedback on this one.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Restraint in the Relationship reviews
*Spoilers for 6x01 & 6x02* Sure, Hannah is nice - but she's naughty too. Booth can't deal with it, and ends it. Brennan confronts Booth in a session with Sweets, with explosive results. Oneshot. Reviews will be given a good home ;D
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Wonderwall: The Super Squint in the Wonder Woman reviews
A tale of B&B wall-sex for Nates Mama - Happy Birthday! Written as a challenge from The Lab Forum - so I'm breaking my rating barrier for this one gulp! . A steamy, funny, parodic PWP. Episode tag 5x03 - The Mummy in the Maze. Please review :
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The NewDer Adventures of Naked Brennan reviews
An Equal Opportunity tribute to the NewD Adventures of Naked Booth by GreysIsTheCatsPajamas. Because what's good for the Muse is good for a gander.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Inception in the Conclusion reviews
Just when you thought that the BONES timeline made sense...Everything looks like it will fall apart for Bones, Booth and the team - but there is a solution. The only logical course of action is Inception. A riotous crack!fic that'll mess with your mind!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Sildenafil in the Sniper reviews
The Season 5 Finale is over - We now know what will keep B&B apart for a year, and I am compelled to do a parody. So I'll see your year and I'll raise you twenty, Hart. If this makes you laugh, my work here is done! Please review & share your thoughts...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Final Blow in the Five Syllables reviews
Post 5x21 'The Boy with the Answer' *Spoiler alert **Angst alert They won the case against the Gravedigger, but Heather Taffett had the last laugh, because everybody loses. Please read, review and refute my take on this one...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Slap in the Smackdown A oneshot: a JellOshot reviews
Angela slaps Brennan. Hodgins witnesses the event and ponders over a beer with Booth, just who would win a smackdown between two of the Jeffersonians' finest. A fun diversion from the tsunami of angst, in collaboration with MadDelight.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - S. Booth, J. Hodgins - Complete
The Emasculation in the Spin Cycle reviews
A parody piece on 5x19 that, if possible, adds even more hyperbole to the original episode. Booth has a moment at the gory crime scene. Laugh, cry, hurl, review! One Shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Tequila in the Anthropologist reviews
A slightly quirky take on the aftermath of Ep 100. Bones has hurt Booth and comes to terms with why she feels pain too. How can she even begin to apologise? Can tequila defy insanity? Will Sweets live? My first fic, so be gentle! Pass the tequila please!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Censorship in the Disclosure reviews
They had so little that truly belonged just to them. The detail of just how incredibly hot that first kiss was, was something that had both bound them together and pushed them apart in turn over the ensuing years. A one-shot post 5x16
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete