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Author has written 4 stories for Darkest Powers, Glee, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
I am in love with Remy LeBeau A.K.A Gambit.
I love Andrew-Lee Potts [If you don't remeber him from Sci-fi's 2009 "Alice" then shame on you: now go watch it!] Hatter Rules!!!
You say yellow, I say black
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paloma Faith
You say pop, i say rock
You say i'm a freak, i say i'm a freak; looks like we have something in common.
"When life gives you lemons, make snozberry juice and leave the rest of the world wondering how the fuck you did it."
"i'm not a good girl, i just don't get caught."
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and then realize you're actually arguing with someone else that its weird.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
"I defy gravity; i don't fall DOWN starts i fall UP them."
"Will someone please tell me why kansas is pronounced can-sass and arkansas is pronounced ar-can-saw?!"
"Why do i talk to myself? I don't even listen!"
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
STAND silent and motionless in the
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
GREET everyone with a warm handshake
STARE At another passenger for a
SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
MAKE explosion noises when anyone
STARE, grinning at another passenger
WHEN the elevator is silent, look
TRY to make personal calls on the
DRAW a little square on the floor
WHEN there's only one other person
PUSH the buttons and pretend they
ASK if you can push the button for
HOLD the doors open and say you're
DROP a pen and wail until someone
BRING a camera and take pictures of
PRETEND you're a flight attendant
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
START singing random lyrics to elevator music.
SCREAM whenever you hear a ding telling you the doors are opening.
STARE at the doors, and when they finally open yell, "Yes! I finally did it!"
MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
ASK, "Did you feel that?"
TELL people that you can see their aura.
WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
(39)WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile
If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered about yourself while copying and pasting, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copied from Cotton CanAndy --I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Dumb scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you read books that no one even knows about, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book (I have-a lot) , copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, Jasper-is-a-God,InlovewithDracoMalfoy, SaintoftheSinners
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read fanfictions about books, movies, comics, tv shows, anime ect. That you've never read or watched, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever danced in the pouring rain, in your backyard; copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment, perhaps?
I know i might get cornered in an alleyway by lots of Twilight-Vampire-Lovers i need to put this down, not only cause its funny but its also true. (The only Twilight-Vampires i really hate are Edward, Bella(after she turns(even though i kinda hate her as a human fawning over edward too)), and Renesme[even though shes technically only half])
If a stripper can replicate your vampire super power by taking a trip to bath and body works, its not super its just tacky. Ellen Fox.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
The cops never find it as funny as you do
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox Vampiregirl1711, SaintoftheSinners
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox Vampiregirl1711 SaintoftheSinners
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox Vampiegirl1711 SaintoftheSinners
If someone asked you how old you were and you said the wrong age, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight."
"You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway."
"Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers."
"A friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is why they're after you."
"Of course I know all the answers! The teachers just never ask the right questions."
"There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!"
"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."
"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive."
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
*Girls are stupid too.*
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Do you remember when?..
Getting high was swinging on the swing at the park..
When getting stoned was having little rocks thrown at you..
The only thing guys could give you was cooties..
And the only thing they played was football..
You would go to school not caring what you looked like..
And the most painful thing in life was scrapping your knees..
And the only thing that got broken was your toys..
When you wished it was always for a pony..
Race issues were only who could run the fastest..
And war was a card game..
A bitch was a female dog..
Your worst enemies were your brothers and sisters..
And your mum and dad were always right..
The oldest people in the world were your grandparents..
Disney films were your favourite..
And the spice girls were the coolest..
And the biggest treat was getting a bag of lollies..
The only guy in your life was your daddy..
School was to learn..
And you got stickers for doing good work..
Mistakes could be rubbed out..
If someone looked funny, you'd tell them so, then laugh and play with them for the rest of the afternoon...
And the best man that ever lived was Santa..
Your best friend was a teddy bear..
Spending quality time with your mates was playing barbies..
When you couldnt sleep you climbed in with mum nd dad...
shut up!! was a very rude word..
"scary" was a 1cm sqr spider that was on your wall...
Your future began with when I grow up I wanna be..
Boys had cooties...
You only made a wish when your blew out the candles on your cake..
And you only cried when you fell over..
And saying goodbye was only until tomorrow...
"Fat" was old men in baggy trackpants, and skinny wasnt an issue...
Ohh!! And kissing was ikky!!
Life was simple and care free..
But all we wanted to do was grow up..
Now we just wanna grow down...
...Memories are the only thing that will stay the same, and with time even those will fade...
Snakes are like gangs you see them coming...but spiders are like ninjas those motha fuckers come out from no where!!!!!!!*
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
What people don't understand.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
Slant and curved the word-sword
Pain from words has left its scar
If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.
"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes."
"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way."
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
96 percent of teens would become suicidal if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff, repost this if you're part of the 4 percent yelling 'JUMP, BITCH! JUMP!!'
I am being completely serious here, I may hate the movies Camp Rock and Camp Rock 2 with a fierce passion, but I have read many Fanfictions of them and i really want to find a M rated Snitchie story. I am very dirty but I love Character1XCharacter2XCharacter3 not really a love triangle but a love triangle where the triangle is welcomed and accepted.
Outcasts, they tend to call us
The Weird Ones
But we like to think of ourselves as the
With our permanent marker doodles
on our converse
Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and
poems written in the snow
Novels read beneath the covers 'til
dawn by light of a flashlight
batteries nearly dead we've used them
And dancing in the rain
Praying to Screamo and Hardstyle
And singing to the stars
At the top of our lungs with the car
windows open and the night rushing
Or on the top floor of a beach house
with the sea streched out before us
"Go home, you lose, good day, sir"
Turn around and say goodbye
Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to
Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes
Sad behind the smiles
And sitting in the corner to escape the
But we live in funny looks because they
remind us that we are special
Man we are special
We aren't the Outcasts, for we know
how to live
For we know how to be ourselves, what
on a rainy Sunday afternoon
To all of those who truley know me,
and yet love me anyway
I love you all
Copy and Paste this i your profile if you believe everyword is true. Add your name if you believe, Akatsuki Girls942,AnimeWuver, Haniel Hatake, Jasper1006, SaintoftheSinners
"A Real Boyfriend"
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
"Please tell me I'm NOT the only one who has failed the test where you have to say the alphabet backwards! Its hard to do, even when you're sober!"-Me.
Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Love your enemys! It really pissess them off!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive, I just dont care
The voices in my head don't like you
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
If you were me... I'd be ugly!
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty
Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over
If you know me, chances are you hate me.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."
People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?
You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.
You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.
If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.
Twilight made me realise... Real life is extremely boring.
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish.
If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.
Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you srewed me over I meant I was going to kill you
Its a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name
Your intelligence is stupid
I'm a fire fighter, I'm hear to save your ass not kiss it.
I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck
My boyfriend and I can't have a public relationship. He's afraid the town will either lock him up in the asylum and ask him what i did to make him dilusional enough to like me or run him out for being involved with the devil.
“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it
Somtimes I wonder ' Why is that frisbee geting bigger' and then it hits me...
If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you!
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
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