Author has written 34 stories for Teen Titans, NCIS, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
WHY DO WE DO THIS? IT IS SO THE WORLD KNOWS WE EXIST, AND WE DO NOT BECOME NOTHING, DRIFTING IN THE WIND LIKE THE DUST OF HUMANITY -Me
Two things are forever :The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not to sure about the universe - Albert Einstein (My feelings exactly smart dead dude)
When life hands you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how the fuck you did that.
Hi people, um... yeah, okay, I'm anacoana duh. I am a girl and 16 years old, even though I've gotten mistaken for a college student several times. I am the shy girl in my class/grade,(but I totally come alive here and with my true friends) and I hang out with the "losers" of the school and love them for it.
Looks: brown hair and brown eyes
Sexuality: Asexual homoromantic
Likes: reading, writing, tae-kwon-doe (martial arts. Kinda-sorta like karate. Sorta) also likes Teen Titans, NCIS, Naruto, Afterschool Nightmare, Gallenger Girls series, Artemis Fowl, Warriors (yes, the cat one), animals(has ten animals), Hetalia, little kids (I've gotten into the habit of always having candy in my pockets)
Dislikes: Homophobes, racists, sexists, people who think the world revolves around America and that we're the only civilized country, people who think they're better than others, fanatics of any sort who try to shove stuff down my throat, the Westboro Baptist Church, Reverend Phelps
Fav fanfic topics: Hetalia, Naruto, Teen Titans, NCIS, Avengers, pretty much anything
Fav pairings in no paticular order:
NejiHina (Yeah it's probably incest, kill me for loving it)
NaruSasu (on occasion)
OroKabu (there's just something about it that I love)
SasoDei (Must be SasoDei, not DeiSaso. I'm okay with the other one hypothetically but I've only read one fic of that one that I like)
ItaKisa (But them just as partners is good too)
KakuHida (Ditto as above)
InoShikaCho (Yes it's another threesome)
RaeRob (I just love Raven in general, she's so cool)
ArtemisXButler (if they're really good and I'm in the mood)
Fav characters in no paticular order:
Neji (the best person EVER!)
Temari (she kicks major butt)
Gaara (awesome demon dude)
Kankuro (I just love his attitude)
Kiba (J'adore him)
Sasori (He's scary, but awesome)
Deidara (I just got my first cosplay outfit, and it's his!!! I'm so happy un!)
Hidan (Swearing Jashinist that he is)
Tobi (Not Madara, Tobi)
Ino (She and Kiba would be AWESOME friends if they actually SHOWED UP ONCE IN A WHILE IN AN EPISODE!!!)
Sai (You have to love that socially retarded guy)
Raven (she is AMAZING!)
Slade (he's cool)
China (I AM him, it's kinda scary)
America (His plan against global warming is truly amzing)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book...Or get dragged onto the dance floor by my friends even though I CAN'T DANCE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!! I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so that the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon, Silver Shadows of the Night, anacoana
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when in seventh grade you stand on a stump, and a nasty girl goes, "That doesn't make you cool you freak." and in all honesty and seriousness you stared at her and asked, "Who in their right mind would want to be cool?" Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours. Crazy is spending $64.00 on 4 books (Naruto manga I might add..) Crazy is talking to yourself...all the time... even in the bathroom on occasion... Crazy is having the characters from a novel you're writing hanging out with you and giving you advice. Crazy is writing a fanfic at midnight, then when your mom yells at you to go to bed, agreeing and then using your DS as a flashlight after you obey your mom and turn the light off. Crazy is also going into the handicapped stall in the bathroom at school and jumping up and down shrieking with joy for a good ten minutes when you learn the girl you like likes you too. Crazy is jumping up and down in the hallway with an idiotic grin on your face later on for the same reason since you still haven't gotten all the happiness out. I've been there. I've done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
9.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
10.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14.Swat at flies that don't exist.
15.Tell people that you can see their aura.
16.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
17.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
24.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
"Men may be kings but women are goddesses."
If you feel every person on earth is insane and those who admit it are the ones in control of their minds, paste this to your profile.
About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If anyone has ever called you crazy and you thanked them, paste this to your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them... and I mean ALL of them...)
If you think that being unique is WAY better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you are one of those people who think they will NEVER fit in and would really rather not, copy and paste this on your profile
If you don't watch Jersey Shore, Amercan Idol, or America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, and laugh at those who are, copy and paste this and add your name to it: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.
If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.
If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.
98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever read a fanfic, and thought, Oh my God this is the best fanfic ever copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly,anacoana
If you have evers
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If at least three times a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, and that they couldn't hit to save their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I know some SCARY women who will punch you literally through a wall or two if they're in the mood to do so)
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (Yes, I'm an animal lover)
95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If you're one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.
“Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
We're all crazy and messed up on the inside... I'm just inside out!
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls (It's true, I do. Hey a rhyme!)
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." (So, so true. I worry about our future, I really do. The other day, I learned that half my friends want to be hobos when they grow up, 15 want to be hired assasions, which is actually pretty cool, one wants to be Spiderman, one wants to be an interigation officer because he likes to annoy people until they want to kill them, and my other friend says he's Jesus, so he doesn't need a job, because he can just magic everything up. Is anyone else worried about the future of our civilization? I know I am)
15 Things to do when you're in Wal-mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" (I've done at least three of these. Including the last one XP)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You wear lip gloss/stick.
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On Bolthouse Farms Baby-Cut carrots: Ingrediants-Carrots (No duh!)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
A List of Stereotypes: BOLD the ones you are
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude (no, I just don't get done every other night like 95% of my school. And it's not just rumors; I accedently walked in on something I SO shouldn't have. It was the bathroom! It could've happened to anyone! But no, it had to happen to me. So figures)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (I like black, black is cool)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (I know more things than some of the adults I know!)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR (sadly true, but I still don't like the stereotype, because I don't lie!)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I'd like to be, but I love hamburgers)
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (Pretty much true, but still a mean stereotype)
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all (Yeah...no. Although at least two or three are interested in me)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd (not nice. Slightly true, but not nice.)
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention (no, I'm just weird)
I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish (how does that make sense?)
EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic (that's their problem, not mine)
I work part time I must be lazy.
I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous. (Very true, but it's not nice to stereotype people. Although I never had met anyone who knows martial arts and isn't dangerous. They're called skills for a reason!)
I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser.
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Just natural people)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her's body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best friends are FOREVER, so in appreciation tell them (if they're girls that is)...
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
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I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
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