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Joined 01-03-10, id: 2202592, Profile Updated: 06-25-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Hi! My name is Melissa and I am part-time (aspiring) writer and full-time nerdfighter. I LOVE the His Dark Materials trilogy and the Harry Potter books - I am a big fan of supernatural/fantasy settings and stories. I get bored easily - I guess fantasy is a way to escape into what's new and unknown and maybe that's why I'm so in love with it. :)

I love writing and I have written two (one and a half) fan fictions about Harry and Ginny's/Ron and Hermione's/assorted other Weasleys' kids at Hogwarts, though I've kind of dropped the ball a bit there. (I'm doing my GCSEs at the moment so...) I'm also not-writing a Sirius/Remus/Sherlock/John story and another Sirius/Remus story (is there an actual name for this pairing? If anyone has any clue, please let me know); not-writing means that both of these are on hold because I have a terrible habit of starting one thing and then leaving it and starting another. I'm trying to break said habit. I will finish them one day, however. I'm ALSO currently trying to write a Sirius/Remus slash fic. Oh joy.

Oh, and I've also recently discovered 'Drarry'. I must say, I never really saw that pairing before ('They're so far across the line of hatred for each other they can't even see it!') but now... well, to coin a phrase (or should that be 'cliché'?), I just can't get enough... *starts singing Depeche Mode...*

As if Deathly Hallows (Part II) comes out this July. I will cry SO much.

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Magnetism by buildmeapyramid reviews
"In freshman physics I was taught about magnetism. How it's created by opposite forces, positive and negative, working together and creating a spark. It feels like that with him, with Edward. A spark. A magnetism." AH Jakeward slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,610 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Sex Pistol by ArtificialAorta reviews
Punk guitarist Remus Lupin was never been a big fan of popular band 'The Marauders', but with a chance like this, how could he resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,930 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In A Name by ScopesMonkey reviews
Fluffy goodness in which John tries to guess Sherlock's middle name.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obliviate by ChocolateFrogsForMoony reviews
"The only reason I spared your life was because I love you to much, it's such a shame that I'll never love again." Rubbish Summary I know. But believe me the story is much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Orion B. - Complete
The Chain Reaction by Holmes44 reviews
A new case has Sherlock feeling out of his depth, and as his relationship with John progresses to the next level, will Sherlock be able to keep his mind married to his work. First Fic : M For a reason... Sherlock/John Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Golden by interpol.ice reviews
"Sit me down. Shut me up. I'll calm down. And I'll get along with you." / It's the drugs. It's the music. It's the sweat. It's her gold hair whipping around, soft strands and exciting scents hitting Franky in torturous waves. / A Minky one-shot.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Franky, Mini - Complete
Sherlock vs Sue by PearlyWhirly reviews
That set list was harder to get hold of than Sue Sylvester had expected. Time to call in an unusual acquaintance...
Crossover - Glee & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sue S., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Laws by arineat reviews
Wherein Albus is insecure, Scorpius is sweet and Draco is full of snark & fond memories. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Earth and The Sky by The Stitched Ninja reviews
Oneshot, slash, HPDM. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny follow Harry one night to find out why he keeps disappearing. But they get a lot more then what they first thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Months of Paradise by Serum Patfey reviews
-"So that, when my mother died, and I was left the responsibility of a damaged sister and a wayward brother, I returned to my village in anger and bitterness. Trapped and wasted, I thought! And then, of course, he came." - Albus Dumbledore, DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G.
DUMBLEDORE! The Musical by Blame Brampton reviews
Give it enough time and some fool will create a light entertainment out of anything. Facing Voldemort was as nothing compared to the horror of sitting through this performance. Short, light, slashy crack - apologies to musical theatre in advance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Change by GwendolynWrites reviews
Neville Longbottom has always been invisible, now he's determined to make people notice him. Longer summary inside. Neville/Blaise minor Harry/Draco. MxM if that upsets you don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Neville L., Blaise Z.
Beneath Boundless Skies by Blame Brampton reviews
Home is a world filled with funerals, a girlfriend who can't bear the sight of you, and people who are convinced you came back from the dead. Bugger it, even Australia sounds good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,898 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Common People reviews
Sirius Black is yet another spoilt rich kid at Saint Martin's College. Remus Lupin is the school's Annual Scholarship boy just looking to fit in. Sirius immediately takes a shine to him - but does he just want to sleep with common people? AU. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Meaning of Family reviews
What if Sirius hadn't gone after Pettigrew and been framed? What if Dumbledore hadn't been aware of the charm that lay over the Dursleys' and Sirius had been allowed to bring Harry up? Focuses on the relationship between Sirius and Remus. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,363 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
This Is My Scorpius reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy are in their sixth year at Hogwarts and dating openly. They're happy and accepted at school, but when it comes to telling Al's parents, Scorpius isn't so sure. Oneshot. Largely fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Pickpocket Him When He's Annoying reviews
Sirius Black and Sherlock Holmes are the most mismatched couple ever, routinely bringing out the worst in each other. But what happens when quiet, gentle and reserved Remus Lupin comes onto the scene... with his boyfriend John Watson? AU. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sirius B., Sherlock H.