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Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Naruto, Digimon, David Eddings, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Location: Fairfax, VA

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Sometimes people may understand they think they know what I'm saying, but I'd like to say that what they heard isn't really what I meant at all. Progressively, what you assume based on my remarks is in know way neither what I expected, or would reasonably like you to assume. From that, I can conclude the definitiveness of my higher intelligence, and that you are all idiots.

Consequently:

The average population of the Universe is exactly zero. That is not, as you may think, or as I think you may think, because you are all figments of my deranged imagination. No, it is a simple and logical mathematical formula.

The Universe is infinite:

Fact.

Due to it's infinite space, there are an infinite number of worlds in the universe:

Fact.

There are many uninhabited worlds:

Fact.

As a syllogism derived from the last two statements, there are an infinite number of both inhabited, and uninhabited worlds, but most likely, the amount of inhabited worlds is finite, due to the rarity of life. The average of the finite population of inhabited worlds, and the absent, or you could say the opposite of such population stretching to infinity is so near to zero as it makes no difference, as any finite number divided by infinity is. If you would like to read the exact same thing I just wrote, only by a much more well known author, continue reading.

The Universe

Some information to help you live in it.

Purpose: ?

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

AreaInfinite.

Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big', time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

Imports: None.

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.

Exports: None.

See imports.

Population: None.

It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Monetary Units: None.

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altarian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningis is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.

Art: None.

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough - see point one.

Sex: None.

Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the non-existent people of the Universe occupied.

However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.

Have a nice eternity in everywhere.

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 236,543 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8618 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 5,235 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
The Successor of The Four by eaf2hina reviews
Naruto had the taste of the hard life as a young boy up to a point that he got thrown out of Konoha . That was the time he met Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori. Seeing as they weren't connected to Akatsuki, they took Naruto in and made him into their Successor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,816 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
A Hero's Resolve by Tsukaria reviews
A year has passed since the Cell games and Gohan is struggling to cope as his mother has kept him studying constantly. He makes a fateful decision to find a new purpose far away from home
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Gohan, Naruto U.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Uzumaki & the 9 Tailed Fox by Snowy Mountain reviews
The Boy Who Lived is found and adopted by Naruto Uzumaki as a child and raised to be a ninja! How will the Wizarding World be changed by the first ninja-wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Results of a poker night by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Kami wants a soul back from shinigami. One angel makes a bet with the death god. If she wins against the god at poker, Shinigami has to resurect the soul. A little boy would be more than happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,179 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Haruno Sakura and the War of Two Worlds by Inner Self reviews
A while after the Kage Summit, Sakura goes after Sasuke and tries to kill him-canon. In retaliation, Madara throws her off a bridge. She is transported into another world. How? By whom? Her body never recovered, what will Naruto do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,214 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Beginning of the End by Kushina Nar reviews
Sarutobi takes Minato's place, how will this change things for Naruto. Only rated t cuz of some lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Guard Duty for a Ghost by D3athrav3n92 reviews
Only one person knows what happened the night of October thirty-first...but he's dead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
From The Darkness Came The Light by Animus of Masada reviews
Orochimaru succeeds in summoning the Fourth Hokage during the Sound Invasion, but Minato has too much to live for to be subjugated so easily. Fighting his way back to life, he reunites with his family for the first time in twelve years. Minato/Kush alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Death at Hogwarts's Doors by fayfan reviews
"Yes," Ukitake finally answered, "I do. It may seem far-fetched and too early for me to assume, but wouldn't you like to believe in magic as well, Tōshirō?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010
From one to the other by IReadNoNonsense reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WARNING: When going inside, make sure to wear your shiny yellow hats to avoid a painful blow to the head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Expectations by StephanG reviews
When Gohan crashes in on a secret meeting between Dumbledore and Ninjas hired to protect the school. He finds himself hired as a new teacher at Hogwarts. The problem? He is a muggle. DBZ/Harry Potter/Naruto X-over. Better summary inside.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,200 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Gohan, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Two Blondes: One Time Era by Samberlina reviews
After an encounter with an old friend, Naruto accidentally travels back in time. Why is the Yondaime still alive, and just who hunts him in this time line? Is there any way to get back to the present? Minato Namikaze - alive. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,715 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sasori in the Soul Society by Wednesday1990 reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up?. No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,782 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sasori
Shunpo Magic by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Before Naruto's gennin ever came into the picture. Naruto was in Anbu. He was a tortured man, haunted by his past, his massacre. Anbu Team 8 were the best of the best. But there was one mission that stood out in their record. The SS-rank mission: Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Child of the Snake Sannin by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
James Potter was not Harry's father and Harry never went to the Dursley's. His real father got him and raised him in the way of the shinobi. Now that Harry's off to Hogwarts with his two teammates, can Hogwarts handle three ninjas? Popular vote: yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Orochimaru
The Trail of a Team by mollycoddle reviews
-"My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm your sensei! I'm going to be the next Hokage too, so you better-it's Naruto-SENSEI you brats!" Couples DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Supernatural high school by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Hinata, supernatural powers, new school, and alot of other things. AU, NaruHina main, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema, KibaIno side. full summary inside. FINALLY UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,661 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Faded Dreams by bestifreplaced reviews
A failed assassination attempt leaves Naruto alone with a new gift, the Rinnegan. Now Naruto must try to come to terms with who he is and what he must do to survive. Naruto/Temari much later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,943 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
The Test of Time by ZMaxx reviews
Awaking from a long hibernation, Uzumaki Naruto finds himself in a changed world. One that may have it out for him. Watch him survive in the Four Nations. Naruto/Avatar crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Katara
Angering the Storm by RandomCheeses reviews
A certain System Lord learns why you should not anger SG-1 and the Doctor in the same day.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,968 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by TheKitsune'sSakura reviews
A war hero looks into the Mirror of Erised. He is surprised to see that there are no deceased loved ones in the mirror but a mysterious man; a man who wears a brown suit and trainers...disregards the epilogue. no longer a oneshot! discontinued
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
The Road to Forgiveness by HikaInStyle reviews
Itachi's been on the run from Akatsuki for two years now. In exchange for help in the war, Dumbledore hired him as a teacher. All this is about to change however when Team 7 come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S., Itachi U.
A New Adventure! by Bel9 reviews
King Belgarion of Riva is called upon once again to save the world, but this time he will need the help of one Prince Arthur of Camelot and his manservant Merlin!
Crossover - David Eddings & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Wizards and Timelords by SeriouslySane reviews
Based in the Chamber of Secrets, and a new teacher is teaching a new subject this year. Also to come, new student crashes into the scene...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Prophecy by Umbrus-Sama reviews
AU Naruto DBZ Xover, Post Cell Games. An amnesiac Gohan is discovered oustide of Konoha's gates. What role will he play in the future of the Shnobi world? MOVED TO CROSSOVER SECTION!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,111 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Gohan, Naruto U., Ino Y.
In the Realm of the Greek Gods by NeolithicMonarch reviews
What happens when fate takes an unnatural role in your live. When you are forced to fight for the right to forge your own destiny. What happens when you are in a realm filled with gods? Naruto is about to find out. Naruto x Percy Jackson
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Thalia G.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
User's Guide to Nara Shikamaru by UnagiKeki reviews
The complete, authoratative manual for your new Shikamaru interactive unit! Learn how to get the most from your purchase. Format by Theresa Green, and respectfully borrowed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dramatic Irony By Darktayle by Blackstory reviews
-Resubmission- Distraught and no longer human, the demon Naruto runs far from Konoha's ruins in an effort to escape his memories. However, as he chose entirely the wrong grounds to settle in, he's apparently walked out from one war and into another.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
DADA Sensei by MischievousPuck reviews
As a means of establishing good relations between the shinobi and wizarding world, Iruka accepts the challenge of becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Can he even make it past the front door?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Iruka U. - Complete
Avatar's Shinobi by erickmenk reviews
Nar-Avatar x-over. One year before the Avatar reawakens, two shinobi landed in the Avatar world on different sides of the struggle. Learn what could happen if they introduce shinobi skills into the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,397 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Naruto's path of chi by gogeta408 reviews
At the age of 10 Naruto lay dying in an alley. But an old man saves him. Seems theres more to Naruto and the old man than meets the eye.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,751 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Goku, Naruto U. - Complete
Adventure of a Lifetime by sexybitchxoxoxo reviews
Brought to a new world and given a new start at life. Naruto dreams of having the greatest of adventure of all time as pirate sailing the Grand Line.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,098 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Robin
Of Magic and Chakra by RASENGAN087 reviews
At the age of ten Naruto was given his very first letter. A letter from Hogwarts. Now he goes to learn of magic and make new friends. How will this affect his life? Read and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Man in the Long Black Cloak 2 by avatargrl11 reviews
Hidan, Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori become professors at Hogwarts, and Shira is a student.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hidan - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Not Your Average Time Travel Experience by Normality-Isn't-Normal reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are jounin in the village of Konohagakure. They are faced with a new foe - one not even of their world, and they can't fight it alone. They need the help of one man. Him. The Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Other Snake Lord by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Finally, Harry's battle is over. Voldemort's gone, and all is right in the world. Well, sort of. HPxGW, HGxRW, GaaOC, NaruHina, DracoSaku, NejiTen, TemaShika, HakuOC, SasuKarin, SaiOC HP Naruto Xover Ch 13-Plagiarism? No.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - OC, Gaara - Complete
In Unlikeliest Places by frustratedfruitloop reviews
At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
One's a Wizard, Two's a Ninja by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Team 7 is sent on a ridiculous mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out,and wand waving was in.When Naruto is deemed unstable there,Sasuke and Sakura are left to fend for themselves,and the rest of the magical world. .SasuSaku.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
A new life in a new land by NeoKenshin reviews
When an orphan girl hero from another world lands in Konoha, her entire life changes as she finds the life she always wanted, the friends she always deserved...and the family she always needed. The first saga is complete..And so is the movie!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 543,038 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Strength of a Hero by Amped reviews
After seeing Naruto suffer personal attacks at the age of 4, Sandaime Hokage decides to send him out of the village to train. Who with? Why none other than Hatake Kakashi. Future pairing Naruhina. Chap 8 up...after almost a year and a half...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 9/20/2005
Insanity's Ending by wingchumonZERO reviews
Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture by Ripplezrain reviews
With a field trip to Capsule Corp, Vegeta's poisonous cooking, a strange cult that the chibis started, a nosy Videl, and a HUGE suprise from Chichi, whats a demi-saiyan to do? complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
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God of Flying Thunder reviews
When things go wrong aboard the Princess Andromeda,Zeus brings in a shinobi stuck in limbo to save Percy,Minato Namikaze.Percy gets saved,and Minato joins the fight,but what about the other warrior who slipped into the world behind Minato?Starts in TLO
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Minato N.
A King's Travels reviews
When Eriond finished his duty as child of light, the battle is over, right? Wrong. The Purpose of the universe needs Belgarion to prevent another cosmic accident at, well, where else but Hogwarts? R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & David Eddings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010
A Hero's Company reviews
A year after the Cell Games,Gohan still feels pain. But when Trunks makes a well meaning,but misguided birthday wish,Gohan crashlands into Kohona village.How will this still devastated pre-teen cope with new surroundings,and possibly friends?Crackfic! FC
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Gohan, Naruto U.
Drifter reviews
Just a short little drabble about The Doctors character after Season four ended, and what he was thinking before he got back down to business.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - 10th Doctor
Trial and Error reviews
What if Takuya and gang's reality wasn't the only one drafted to fight Cherubimon?What if Ophanimon drafted everybody's favorite Demi-Sayajinn as well?First fic happiness!On hiatus till I get some ideas/I feel like updating
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Gohan, Takuya K.
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