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Joined 01-03-10, id: 2202654, Profile Updated: 06-05-11
Author has written 2 stories for Troy, Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.


If you went WTF? when Brigid from Maximum Ride completely disapeared in FANG copy and paste this!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, Willowbark, IceyBerry,death2bella


Stephanie Meyer is not God. And her stupid series is not the Bible. You cannot claim "Twilight Fanatic" as your religion on a legal government document - so stop trying. Changing your name to Bella Swan and moving to Forks, Washington will not get Edward Cullen to marry you. He is a figment of your imagination. In fact, doing said motion above will get rotten food thrown at your head.
You will be laughed at. FACT: the actor who plays Edward Cullen is Robert Pattison... remember him from anywhere? No? I thought not. He played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Didn't think you thought he was hot when he only had 32 lines and the biggest scene was when he died, eh? Oh no, he's so dreamy now. Omgz. /FACT Saying Twilight "is better than Harry Potter" is really awful, JK Rowling can't help that she writes books with substance. Shame on you. I mean, she's gotten requests to write books with brained plots for 12 year old little girls before, but she can't please everyone. She thought Stephanie Meyer would be swell for that. Thumbs up. :D Twilight is the wonder-child birthed by Myspace, which means it's a fad; it's also endorsed by MTV which makes it doubly a fad because we all know that MTV spends it's time taking fads and making bank on them (see: Fall Out Boy). Not all of us like Twilight and think it's "omgz tha bestest book evRR!!1" A lot us think it's a JOKE compared to real stimulating literature. Bram Stoker is rolling around in his grave right now. Enjoy your time now little "Team Edward is the bestest" kiddies because in a years time Twilight will be dead. Just like it ought to be. Thank God. Realize that your precious little books are nothing special - then go slit your wrists.

P.S. if you agree with the above message copy and paste it to your profile and add your nickname. Twii, Willow, Icey,death2bella

english is a crazy language

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, and French fries aren't French.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, two geese; so, one moose, two meese? One index, two indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?


I'm from California so i must surf, and live in hollywood

I'm Christian so I must shove my religion down your throat

I live in Tenesse so I must live on a farm and have multiple siblings

My favorite color is black so I must be goth

I love animals so I must be a hippy

I'm in band so i must be a total nerd (saxaphones rule!)

I'm a girl so I must have low self-esteem

I live in a apartment so I must be poor

if you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this to you profile (in your own version)

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The Princess of the Sky reviews
The flock has already saved the world. Max no flock goes back in time to ancient greece. The voice tells max that another world needs her saving, max reluctantly agrees. Haven't read MR no worries its mainly based on the Illiad.
Crossover - Troy & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Achilles, Max
Forever Running reviews
Warning: The following dosen't contain anyting Twilight related, well except the whole vampire thing. I can't really explain the story because it's so short. Read on at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010