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Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Elder Scroll series, and Princess Tutu.

I know that not many people read profiles (although I do, because I like to know what sort of people are reading and reviewing my stories), so I won't be posting a lot of news on here. Below is a list of my (generalised) pet peeves. I also have a list of words, with definitions, that make me cringe when they are confused and misused. I know that English is not a pure language, but if it is your only language, you should be able to speak, read and write it without making such stupid mistakes. So please, have a look.

If you see anything you agree or disagree with, let me know.


Things that Annoy Me

- Stories where characters do stupid things that hurt the ones they love because someone threatened them. Seriously, if someone walked up to me and said ignore your boyfriend and be my girl or I'll kill him, I would ring the police after I kicked the dickhead in the balls. Come on people! Just because it's a fictional story doesn't mean it should be unrealistic.

- Stories that are AU and still have massive gang fights or murders with no consequences. That sort of behaviour will work (to a certain extent) in the Naruto universe, but even then, you can't just have a character murdered because you don't like them and let the murderer get off scot-free. There are consequences for crimes, people. If you dislike the character so much, why not just leave them out?

- Not knowing your subject matter. Not knowing basic information about your main topic and making it a large part of your story creates major plot holes. You may not care but it effects the quality of your work, and I, personally, will stop reading when I find this sort of thing. Research is important. You may ask, why should you research things when you're clearly writing for fun. My answer is this: People read your stories for fun! They derive their enjoyment from how good your story is. You write for your audience, if you lessen their joy, you lessen your audience.

- Criticism: Reviews are not meant to tell you your work is the greatest. Yes, it's nice when people say, "Hey, your story is great, I want to read more!", but if they say, "your story has potential, here's how to improve it." there is no call to say, "you're being hateful and I think you suck." Flaming is bad, constructive criticism is not. If you've been given some tips for improvement, don't jump on the reviewer. If you don't want to listen, ignore the review or tell them, I don't want to change my story. There is no need to be rude.

- Insulting or ignorant reviews that are left by people who either choose not to sign in or sign up. How are we, as authors, supposed to respond to your review if we have no way of contacting you for clarification?

- Writers who seem unable or unwilling to write coherent sentences, use the wrong spelling or the wrong words and then have messages at the bottom of the chapter saying: "I write for fun so shove off if you find problems because I don't care." Just because you write for fun, doesn't mean you can't write correctly. I recently came across a profile of someone who claims to be a 'beta' or editor for others, but surprisingly, their profile had a large message splashed across the top: "Don't point out my grammar mistakes. I have a good grasp of grammar but I don't use it.' Why should anyone trust you to edit their work, if you don't even bother with your own?

- Reading stories that have an excellent plot and storyline but fall down with either the misuse of words or the overuse of certain words. For those people for whom English is not their first language, you are to be commended for attempting to write in it, but there are people out there, and on here that offer themselves as editors. They're called beta readers, look them up. For those people who speak English and only English, you should be ashamed that you do not know your own language. Do something about it!

- Stories with an excess of plot twists. Try explaining the story to someone before you post it. If your audience starts rolling their eyes and you've not reached the halfway point, consider using some of those ideas in another story. Don't overcrowd your stories. Your audience will lose interest.

- Tense changes in the middle of stories. This is ridiculous. I don't care what you think, it is NEVER cool, or impressive, or well-written when this happens. Choose a tense; be it past, present or future, and stick with it throughout your story. While on things that change midway through a piece: point of view. Yes, the notoriously difficult POV. Two things here: 1) don't change it abruptly if you're writing in first person. It's confusing and reflects badly on your creative process. 2) If you are going to switch between characters, you don't need to put in a note that says so-and-so's point of view now. Just put in a line break; that's all that's needed. Personally, I'd rather read third person narratives and I will only ever write them, as I can switch between characters easily with out needing to change point of view. That's a tip for all you writers.

- It's probably obvious by now, that I have a serious obssession with correct spelling and grammar. In order to not appear as a complete neurotic freak, whose main aim is to drag others down, I will offer you all a tip. This is for seasoned writers as well as newbies, because everyone makes silly little mistakes (and some make big, stupid ones, but that's neither here nor there). After you have completed your chapter/story, read it out to yourself, out loud. Yes, it may take a while and you may sound extremely stupid reading to yourself (so it's probably not a good idea to do this during study hall or in the middle of the library) but this will help you catch those silly little mistakes: like a misspelled word, or a word that is missing completely. And by taking notice of where you're breathing, while you're reading, you can figure out if you need to change the punctuation. Remember, pauses require commas and breaths require full stops. It is important, if you try this, to make sure you don't skip over words while you're reading. In fact, it's best if you leave your work for a few hours or even days, so that it isn't over-familiar.

- People who write stories about animes, using original characters who have anglicized names. You're writing a story about characters from a different ethnicity; they have Japanese names. It isn't that difficult to look up another Japanese name to use for your own character. Baby name books and websites are everywhere, and will list not only the gender of a name but also the meaning. So, I see no reason why you can't take the little time it requires to do a search and find a more appropriate name for your character.


Below is a list of words that I have found mutilated on this, and other, sites. These words may sound or be spelt similarly, however confusing them in your writing makes it very difficult for your audience to understand what you're trying to say. These words are NOT interchangeable!!! Finding these words confused in many stories makes me cringe, and sometimes it also makes me laugh hysterically, particularly when you substitute synonyms. For instance: I recently read a story which featured the following mistakes:

Sasuke was in a fowl mood even as his muscles rippled under his taught skin.

Now with the substitution:

Sasuke was in a poultry mood even as his muscles rippled under his teaching skin.

I laughed heartily, which was obviously not the intention of the author of this little dramatic piece. Same thing for the poor sod who confused 'monogamous' for 'monotonous'. Had me in stitches.

This sentence should have read:

Sasuke was in a foul mood even as his muscles rippled under his taut skin.


affect: to act on or produce a change

effect: the change caused by an affect


affluent: quite wealthy and well-to-do

effluent: sewerage


ally: a separate party who has agreed to give aid and support

alley: a narrow passageway between two buildings that connects streets


anecdote: a small story of a particular incident of interest; a short story which the teller believes to be of interest (sarcasm)

antidote: the cure for a poison


angel: a heavenly messenger, usually depicted with wings, a long flowing robe and surrounded by light

angle: the space between intersecting lines; also to fish with hook and line


bare: to be without covering or clothing

bear: to hold up or support, to carry or a member of the carnivorous family Ursidae


brazier: a grate or container for a fire

brassiere: an undergarment worn by women to support the breasts


break: to divide into parts violently; to discontinue abruptly; to disable or destroy

brake: any mechanical device or system used to stop the motion of a wheel, a motor or a vehicle, chiefly by means of pressure or friction


breath: (noun) the inhale or exhale of air

breathe: (verb) the act of breathing


brought: past tense of 'bring', as in 'I brought my painting with me.'

bought: past tense of 'buy', as in exchange for money, as in 'I bought a cake at the store.'

bout: a contest or period of time, rhymes with 'out'


canon: a standard collection of rules and/or facts

cannon: a heavy artillery weapon


cast: to throw or fling; also to direct, as in a glance; also to allot parts, as in for a play or movie; to perform a spell.

casted: the incorrectly used past tense of "cast"; this is NOT a word.

caste: any rigid system of social class and/or distinction


cease: to stop

seize: to take hold of


choose: to select or make a decision in favour of

chose: past tense of 'choose', rhymes with 'nose'


cloth: material made of various organic or synthetic products, used for linen, clothing, etc.

clothe: to cover with clothing

clothes: garments worn to cover nakedness


course: an advance in a particular direction, a route along which travel is taken (i.e. a race course) or a customary manner of procedure (i.e. a course of antibiotics or a three course meal)

coarse: of poorer quality (i.e. coarse manners), or made of larger parts or particles (i.e. coarse sand), the opposite to fine

cause: that which produces an effect, the underlying reason behind a change

'cause: a colloquial version of because, where the first two letters are dropped due to laziness or inherent illiteracy. Often spelt cos or coz which is incorrect as these are not words


casually: with a certain level of nonchalance, without ceremony

causally: not a word

causality: having to do with a cause


celibate: abstaining from a sexual intercourse and/or marriage

celebrate: to observe or commemorate an event or happening, usually with ceremonies/festivities/parties


check: to restrain or stop; to investigate or verify

cheque: a written order to allow a bank to make a payment on one's behalf


cleaver:a chopping knife, usually used for large slabs of meat

clever: mentally equipped to handle challenges


colon: a punctuation device (:); the section of the large intestine or bowel that joins the caecum to the rectum

cologne: a perfumed liquid, usually used by men after shaving, originating from Cologne (Köln) in Germany


conscience: the inner moral code which decides on the morality of one's actions

conscious: to be awake


console: to comfort a person who is upset or grieving; a gaming platform

council: a level of bureaucratic government; a group of people who govern

counsel: to give advice


corps: a military unit of ground combat forces consisting of two or more divisions and other troops; a group of associated persons working together

corpse: a dead body, usually of a human


crock: an earthenware pot or jar; a decrepit old person, ewe or horse; a ridiculous idea, theory or plan

crook: slang for a person convicted of a crime or suspected of criminal activities

croak: a low, hoarse and/or dismal cry, like that of a raven, toad or frog


creasing: to create a line or mark by folding or pressing

caressing: an act or gesture expressing affection, an embrace or kiss


curved: a continuously bending line, usually without angles

curbed: restrained or enclosed


despite: 'in spite of'

dispute: a disagreement


definite: to be clearly defined or determined

defiant: to be daring or bold, especially in the face of authority or standards


desert: a dry, arid plain, with little rain fall, usually associated with sand, e.g. the Sahara, the Kalahari, the Gobi, the Great Simpson, also the term used to describe one who has left his post with no intention of returning

dessert: the final course of a meal, usually consisting of sweet foods, such as ice cream or cake


dining: to eat

dinning: an incorrect spelling which seems prevalent among illiterate fanfiction writers, this is not a word


does: this is a question word, asking about the motion of doing

doze: to lightly sleep

dose: a measured amount given at a particularly time, i.e. a dose of medicine


dour: hard, severe, stern of expression

dower: the portion of a man's real property that is inherited by his widow


dragged: past tense of drag, to pull along with force

drug: a chemical substance given with the intention of preventing or curing a disease or to enhance the physical or mental welfare of a person or animal. Also a substance which alters perceptions and may have addictive qualities.


draw: to create a picture by the use of pencil or similar device; to cause to come in a particular direction

drawer: a sliding compartment in a piece of furniture; a garment for the lower part of the body with a separate portion for each leg


ethereal: light, airy, extremely delicate or refined, heavenly or celestial

urethral: having to do with the membranous tube from the bladder to the exterior that delivers urine.


far: a remote point, at a great distance; to a great degree

fair: a carnival; free from bias; the opposite of dark; pleasant or light

fare: the price of a trip, i.e. in a taxi; a word for food; to experience good or bad fortune or treatment

fir: a type of tree, usually grown in alpine regions around the "snow" line

fur: the skin of certain animals, whether on the creature or not, which has a soft, thick and hairy quality

furry: to be covered with fur

fury: extreme anger


gazing: staring at with admiration or wonder

grazing: feeding on grass or other similar plants, as cattle or sheep do; to touch or lightly rub in passing


gracious: disposed to show grace or favour; kind, benevolent or courteous

grateful: warmly or deeply appreciative of kindness or benefits received; thankful

grate: a frame of metal bars, most often used around a fireplace as a guarding plate; also to have an irritating or unpleasant affect on feelings; also to rub together with a harsh sound; also to reduce to small particles by rubbing against a rough or serrated surface

great: unusually or comparatively large, either in size, dimensions, number or degree; notable, distinguished, important or remarkable

grating: a partition or frame work that serves as a guard or cover; an irritating thing that affects one or more of the senses

grading: to mark on a degree or scale


grown: having increased by natural development

ground: the earth's solid surface, firm or dry land; the past tense of grind


head: the part of the anatomy which contains the brain, skull and face, This one's self explanatory really.

heed: to follow advice or hints, cues or tips

heal: to cure illness or injury

heel: the part of the foot below the ankle


idea: a thought, conception or notion, the result of mental activity

ideal: a conception of something in its highest perfection


illiterate: unable to read or write

illegible: impossible to read or decipher

illegitimate: not legitimate/lawful, often used to describe children born out of wedlock (i.e. bastard)


image: a picture

imagine: to form a mental image of


inane: lacking sense or ideas, silly

innate: known but unlearnt


intimate: to make known indirectly

intimidate: to make timid or inspire fear


invisible: unable to be seen, not visible

invincible: that which cannot be conquered, defeated, beaten


isle: another name for an island

aisle: a passageway between seats in a church


know: to perceive or understand as fact or truth

now: at the present time or moment

no: negative response, opposite to 'yes'

knew: past tense of 'know' having to do with knowledge

new: previously unheard of, unused or unseen


law: a rule

lore: recognised "facts", origin unknown


liar: a dishonest person, one who lies

lair: the home of a creature or person (often with evil overtones)

lyre: a stringed instrument similar to a harp, often associated with Ancient Greece


licence: (noun) formal permission to do or not do something

license: (verb) the act of giving formal permission


lightning: an electrical bolt that appears as light, followed by thunder

lightening: to make lighter, either in terms of weight or brightness or of mood (i.e. to lighten the spirits)


limb: a part or member of a body, not associated as the head or trunk: an arm, a leg, a wing, a branch

limp: to walk without putting full weight on a particular leg, creating a wobbling gait; not firm


lose: to come to be without, having misplaced (rhymes with news)

loose: free from bonds, unrestrained (rhymes with 'noose')


massage: the act or art of treating the body by rubbing, kneading or the like

message: a communication of information, advice, direction or the like, transmitted through a messenger, device or agency; the moral or meaning intended by a book or film

massaging: the process of treating the body by rubbing, kneading or the like

messaging: though not technically a word, this has now come to describe the process of sending text messages via mobile phone or instant message programs


moisten: to make more damp or wet

moister: the incorrectly spelt version of the above, not a word

moisture: water or other liquid rendering anything damp


monogamous: having only one partner (i.e. in marriage) for the course of one's life

monotonous: unvarying in any respect; a limited pitch range; a single note being continually played


or: offering a choice, as in 'this or that'.

ore: a metal-bearing mineral or rock that can be mined

oar: a paddle used to propel and/or maneuver

awe: respectful or referential fear


peak: The top of a mountain

peek: to look, usually furtively

pique: to raise interest or to affect with irritation or resentment


populace: the common people

populous: full of people


practice: (noun) habitual or customary performance or activities

practise: (verb) to carry out or perform a habitual or customary activity


principal: the first or highest in importance, rank or value; a person or part which is first or highest in importance, rank or value

principle: an accepted or professed rule of action or conduct; a moral code


rabid: irrationally extreme in opinion or practice, furious or violently intense, also used to describe animals, mainly dogs, that have been infected with rabies, or some other disease

rapid: occurring with speed


reveling: to take great pleasure or delight (apparently this is American English, which is a misnomer. The correct spelling is revelling, with the emphasis "revelling")

revealing: to make known; also to lay open to view


read: being able to observe and understand, or to utter aloud something that is written

reed: the straight stalk of several species of grass that grow near or in marshy areas


road: a way open to the public for use by vehicles, persons or animals

rode: past tense of 'ride'


rogue: a dishonest or sneaky person

rouge: red cosmetic usually used on cheeks or lips


sauce: usually a liquid used to season food

source: the origin of an object or idea, the place from which it came


scoff: an expression of mockery, derision or scorn

scuff: to scrape with the feet


scared: frightened

scarred: covered by scars

sacred: held and protected in reverence, usually religious


scrapped: past tense of 'scrap', having been broken up and/or discarded as useless

scraped: past tense of 'scrape', having removed the outer layer


sent: past tense of the word 'send'

scent: the fragrance or smell of an object, usually used for tracking


shudder: to tremble with a sudden compulsive movement, as from horror, fear or cold

shutter: a hinged or movable cover for a window; a mechanical device that opens and closes


sight: one of the five senses, being able to see

site: a physical place where an event took place or an object is located, as in: This is the site of the accident. or Always wear a hard hat on a construction site.

cite: to make reference to another work/author/object, most often used in academic circles


slaking: to satisfy thirst or desire or wrath, or a similar emotion or need

slacking: being lazy


snub: to treat with disdain or contempt

snuff: to inhale through the nose; a thing of little value that is left over; to extinguish (snuff-films: a film of a person's death)


sought: to look or search for something

sort: a type or to divide by way of a particular feature


sow: to plant seeds (SO); an adult female pig (SAU)

sew: to join or attach with thread


spit: to eject saliva and/or mucous from the mouth

spite: a keen, ill-natured desire to humiliate, annoy or injure another


staring: the act of gazing fixedly at an object or person, especially with eyes wide open

starring: normally used to describe the presence of a particular actor in a movie or play

stared: having gazed fixedly at an object or person, especially with eyes wide open, this is past tense on staring

starred: set or studded with stars, or presented as a star (as in an actor), or having luck or fortune influenced by the stars (see astrology or astro-divination)


staid: of settled or sedate character

stayed: past tense of stay, having remained in one place


stroking: to gently caress with the fingers

stoking: to poke a fire to increase its size, light or warmth


there: a place that is not here

they're: contraction, 'they are'

their: possessive, as in it belongs to them


through: in at one end/side and out at the other

though: used to complete a thought, meaning 'notwithstanding that', 'in spite of the fact that', 'even if' or 'nevertheless'

thorough: carried out completely and to perfection

thought: the product of mental activity

throw: to project or propel or cast away

tough: not easily broken or cut


tired: to be exhausted

tried: past tense of 'try'


to: expressing motion or direction toward something

too: in addition, also, furthermore, more than should be

two: second numeral, one plus one

tow: to drag or pull

toe: the appendages attached to the foot.


tomato: my dictionary says it's a fruit, you may debate that if you wish.

tomoe: a shape used in various religious icons, similar to a comma. It is usually found in groups of 2, 3, or 4, depending on the sect using it. Popular Anime usage is the Uchiha Sharingan from Naruto. See Tomoe


tome: a written volume forming part of a larger work, especially ponderous ones

tomb: a grave or mausoleum


venerable: worthy of respect

venereal: arising from or connected to sexual intercourse with an infected partner, i.e. venereal disease


vicious: disposed to evil, reprehensible, depraved, spiteful, malignant

viscous: sticky or adhesive


waste: anything unused, unproductive, superfluous or excess to requirements. Also to use up uselessly (That is such a waste) or to be reduced in substance (Wasted by disease).

waist: the section of the human body between the ribs and the hips.


were: past tense of 'be'

we're: contraction, 'we are'

where: a question of place, in or at what place?

wear: to carry or have on the body some form of covering

ware: a form of goods or merchandise that is for sale


wary: cautious and suspicious

weary: quite tired

warily: to regard or approach with caution and suspicion

wearily: to perform an activity with a degree of exhaustion


way: a manner, mode or fashion; direction; a path or course leading from one place to another

weigh: to find out the weight of something

whey: a watery liquid that separates from the curds during the cheese making process

wait: to stay or rest in expectation

weight: the measure of an item's heaviness


weather: the state of the atmosphere with respect to wind, temperature, cloudiness, moisture, pressure etc

whether: a word used to introduce a choice


whet: to sharpen by grinding or friction; also to make keen or eager

wet: covered or soaked with a water or some other liquid; moist, damp or not dry


which: a questioning word, beginning a question of what or who among a number of choices

witch: a female capable of or believed to be involved with magic


while: a space of time; to spend a space of time; during a space of time

wile: a trick, artifice or stratagem; to be crafty

whiled: having spent a space of time

wild: untamed


wonder: to think or speculate curiously

wander: to walk, roam or rove aimlessly


wrench: the American word for a spanner

wench: a slang term for a woman, usually meant to be derogatory or insulting


your: possessive, it belongs to you

you're: contraction, 'you are'. (The apostrophe is telling you that there are letters missing.)


This mistake seems to be quite common, though I'm not sure why: physco'. This is not a word. I believe most times the writer is looking for the word psycho', a shortened slang version of psychotic, and are simply mixing the letters up with physical. That's my guess. I realise that it's difficult to sound out but you know what, there are these special books called 'dictionaries'. I have one which I refer to all the time and I'm not ashamed of that fact.


Just found another one, which is too complicated for me to leave as just a definition.

"Draco could barely believe how sexy Hermione Granger could dance when she was…inhabited."

I believe the word you're searching for is 'unihibited' which means to be without restraint, a common occurence when imbibing alcohol, rather than 'inhabited' which means to be lived in.


Monday, 15th August 2011 - I don't usually make notes like this, but for this glorioux occasion, I'm making an exception. Yesterday, I sent a rather long and detailed message to another author on this site, whose story was on my alerts list. The story, itself, was interesting enough, but I felt it was let down by the writing style; a great many plot twists, the inclusion of far too many characters that were not pertinent to the storyline and the confusing sentence style. I took it upon myself to tell the author this, in an attempt to help her improve. Imagine my surprise when I received, not one, but two emails today, telling me that she had updated. No reply message but two new chapters to what is already quite a long and convoluted story. So I opened one up and clicked on the link, and lo and behold, there's a charming little message to flamers, in general, accusing them of being dark fairies who have to hurt authors because they, themselves, are in pain. Rather than return my message like an adult, she chose to post a note to all and sundry. My ire was raised. I am by nature a dark and sarcastic person, so I thought it only fitting that I applaud her somewhat accurate, albeit deluded, description. BUT I WAS THWARTED!!!

So, this little message goes out to a childish little person, who cannot take constructive criticism, who chooses to block a helpful hand, and believes that anyone who is critical of others' work is only reflecting their own inner pain. I hope you never hope to be published, because, my dear, what is it you think an editor does?

Signed, The Darkest Faerie.


I cannot continue to ignore this. The rampant romanticism that has infected today's youth, to the point of ignoring common sense; it annoys me to no end. The following story, which has been posted on many people's profiles, is a classic example. It disgusts me. I would hope that it is not a true story, but someone's tasteless mock-up of a tragic accident.

Pure Love Story

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

This is not pure love! It's stupidity! You aren't necessarily going to crash and die just because your brakes have failed. Obviously he didn't know how to ride his bike correctly, which brings into question the legality of his driving on the road in the first place. Secondly, why the hell isn't his girlfriend wearing a helmet as well? And what kind of stupid girl takes the helmet off her boyfriend just because he says it's bothering him?

Doesn't being sensible and continuing to live make more sense than this romantic twaddle that leaves one person dead and the other in mourning for the rest of their life? Are there really people out there who think like this?


10th November 2012: I met Vic Mignogna today and he was really nice. My sister and I were up all night preparing for the encounter (yes, we bought his autograph at an anime convention) but I tell you, it was totally worth it. It was worth only having 3.5 hours sleep. It was worth driving over an hour and half to the city were the convention was held. It was worth walking over five kms in the rain, up and down hills. It was worth standing in line for over an hour, listening to teenage girls fan-gasm in front of us, squeal, giggle hysterically and cry. It was totally worth over 8 hours drawing pictures of his characters so that he could sign our montage. Because he is awesome.

I will point out, though, that he has an almost obssessive need to say the word 'cute'. We, my sister and I, are not 'cute'. We do not watch any anime that could be classified as 'cute'. Our drawings were not of any characters that could be catagorized as 'cute'. All in all, our experience of him, the drawings, the line up and the convention, was not 'cute'. Even reading that word makes me shudder. That was the only downer that continues to bring me down.

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Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everto by Rayneken reviews
Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,801 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nothing on you by Callista Miralni reviews
Sequel to "of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings." For three years, he struggled to live; she refused to dream. In which, Sakura finds a reason to live and Sasuke begins to dream. "You..." "What?" "... are incredible." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Fakir and Duck Afterstory by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
He's so mean! Fakir never listens to me and always keeps me locked in his room. I may be just a duck, but I have feelings too! Geez, nothing has changed. The prince got his happy ending, but where's mine?...What's this? A story about me? This title...
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,360 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Ahiru, Fakir
I've Got You Under My Skin by Skylar Tsukiyo reviews
She told herself that she wouldn't do it again. Never mind his wonderful smell that lingered under her nose long after he was gone, or the sensation of his skin against hers; He was bad news and smitten with her, but why? Warning: Smut, EWE set four years after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,049 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wine and Dine Her by perspective21 reviews
How does a Slytherin charm a Gryffindor? Especially when the snake is a certain Malfoy and the troublesome lion, a certain bookworm. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are My Love by LalaMoped reviews
Because the Konoha Twelve had to be born somehow. A series of shorts about the Mommies and Daddies of Konoha. Fifth chapter: HiashiOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - OC, Hiashi H., Shibi A., Tsume I. - Complete
Reductio Ad Absurdum, A Tale of Pureblood Jungle Fever (VR version) by Vera Rozalsky reviews
A grown-up's take on "Draco the sex god," with apologies to Spike Lee, J. K. Rowling, and anybody else against whom we may have offended. Crack-fic sex farce with real-world bite. See also the TruantPony version, on my Favorites.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mistletoe by missmandymalfoy reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught under the enchanted mistletoe in the Great Hall in front of everyone at dinner. The catch is, they can't move until they kiss under it. In front of the entire school. Chaos will surely ensue! Crack fic, much like 'Hey Granger' format. And happy late Christams by the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sherwood Florist by l0stinl0ve reviews
Draco is turning 23 soon, and all of a sudden his mother has him running these weird errands for random dates. One of the errands is to get a bouquet for the girl. So he goes to the best flower shop in Diagon Alley, which just so happens to be owned by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,651 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bandit and the Cinder Girl by xfsista reviews
The story of a servant girl and a prince, both with secrets to hide. A familiar fairy tale with added magic and a Dramione twist. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Empty Spaces by Mechanical Quill reviews
AU, HS fic. Young love is a virus that everyone catches, whether you're a prodigy or a simple girl with a badass aim and rumoured taste for bondage. Series of oneshots. NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku, Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
The Demise of Severus Snape by Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Loss, and Changes by y-in-flame reviews
All Karin did was ask a simple question. She wasn't expecting Suigetsu to act the way he did. For Suigetsu...What if he thought leaving was one of the most stupidest things he'd ever done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Prophecy by Rumaan reviews
It's Minerva McGonagall's first full year as Headmistress of Hogwarts and all is well until one November evening, Sybill Trelawney gives a prophecy that could spell an end to magic forever. Now, Minerva is leading the Hogwarts line in a race against time to match-make two unlikely students and save magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Zuko's SnowJob by moor reviews
Zuko x Katara. Modern AU. Prompt: Snowmobile. As part of his atonement for past transgressions, Zuko is banished to the Water Tribe on a PR assignment from Hell, only to come face-to-face with the reason he fell from grace a decade before. Some things have changed, but ocean-blue eyes definitely have not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Arranging Marriages by SCWLC reviews
A contracted marriage to seal a treaty brings about a few changes for a few important people. Zutara. AU. The rating and the secondary genre may change without notice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,167 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by myfavoriteloser reviews
"I would much rather be known as Sakura: the girl who chickened out of a dare involving Uchiha Sasuke, than Sakura: the girl whose innards were harvested and sold on the Chinese black market."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quidditch Lessons by Rumaan reviews
Draco makes a rash bet with Potter over the outcome of their final competitive Quidditch match. Now he's saddled with the impossible - trying to teach a competitive Granger how to play. That's if he can keep out of the Infirmary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge by BDShadothe reviews
Hermione Granger has gleefully exacted her revenge on Draco Malfoy. What she hadn't considered was the possibility that the one flaw in her chosen method could backfire so spectacularly. Draco has no qualms about repeatedly exploiting her one weakness, recklessly flirting with that which threatens to consume them both. Rated M for good reason! Sequel to Regret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Tomato by Fayth3 reviews
Everyone agrees the war started with a tomato.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All that Glitters is not Gold by cullen's pet reviews
Fred and George Weasley have a new product that they decided to test on Draco Malfoy. Who knew that the Glitter Globule would be so entertaining? Story rated for language and glitter spouting from... well you'll have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Addicted by RisingFire reviews
There were five things that Draco Malfoy was addicted to. The first was chocolate cake. The second was muggle romances. The third was coffee with extra cream. The fourth was Firewhiskey. And the fifth and final thing was Hermione Granger. Draco/Hermione Oneshot. Rating mostly for innuendo and language, but with a little smut at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Put a Sock in It! by Savva reviews
Do House-Elves really want to be free? Hermione Granger is about to find out. A tale about elves, socks and silver knickers. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy. Romance/Humour . AU. EWE. Rated for innuendoes only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
7 First Kisses by leopion reviews
People say that the first kiss is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but perhaps it's not always true. An alternate ending to DH. Dramione Couple Remix Round 1 - Henry/Lucy 50 First Dates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven by rachellephant reviews
...Deadly sins, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Someone to watch over me by katsuyo reviews
Multichapter AU When the life of the company's robotics genius is threatened, Suna Enterprises hires the Inuzuka Personal Protection Agency. Kankuro isn't interested in someone being that close to him until he meets his assigned shadow, Hana Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,147 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kankuro, Hana I.
Burn by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
After a potions accident, Hermione & Draco are confined to the infirmary for the Christmas holidays. With Hermione's life in danger, her parents missing, and her friends at their homes, she's going to need all the help she can get. DM/HG. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Even Know His Name by Runaway Wordette reviews
He slammed his hand on my counter and snapped, "I don't care, resident smart ass, if you are annoying and rude but I want food and I intend to get food."My jaw dropped and my brain couldn't comprehend what he just said. Aw hell to the naw. So, I did what any normal person would have done. I clocked Mr. Sexy over the head with the frying pan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Celestial Navigation by phlox reviews
Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not Like the Movies by Love2Love reviews
Draco has decided to propose to Hermione after three years of total happiness. Based on the success stories he's seen in movies, Titanic issues aside, he thinks it would be best to follow their examples. Unfortunately, real life isn't like the movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sakura Haruno's Usefulness by y-in-flame reviews
Ever wondered how Team 7 really finished their missions? Here's the answer! 'Kakashi-Sensei, what about me' 'You have the most important job of all, Sakura. Bait.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Introduce People with Thoughtful Details by Captainraychill reviews
To Hermione Granger's great irritation, Draco Malfoy mocks her newest social skill. One-shot Dramione romantic comedy, inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary. Dramione Couples Remix Fest 2012, 2nd Place, Participants Choice Award. Thanks to my beta, icicle33!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yachiru's Special Valentine by pretty in orange reviews
A late Valentine's ficlet. Yachiru has a valentine this year, just one besides her beloved Kenpachi's. So who is it for? YachiruXHanataro fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Yachiru K., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Open Minded by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Veelantine Surprise by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Quidditch Bet by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark and Mysterious by y-in-flame reviews
Maka daydreams about someone tall, with dark hair and fire in his eyes... or his hands... While Soul wonders why she even bothered telling him about it. Reference to Fullmetal Alchemist.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Maka A. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Stupid Law by KissingaPirate reviews
The Minstry wants to close the rifts between pure-bloods and muggleborns. So they decides to match 50 pairs to be married after personality tests and match the people who are most alike. But how on earth did Hermione get matched with Draco? HIATUS DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,255 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aresto Momentum by Captainraychill reviews
Aresto Momentum: a spell which slows down or stops the movement of an object. That which makes you reconsider your path... Draco/Hermione - COMPLETE! Written for Interhouse Fest 2011 on Livejournal. Thank you to my Beta reader, ivory88s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,510 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Let Malfoy Drive the Bus by Rumaan reviews
One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Babymaking for Beginners by layniebleargh reviews
Neji is planning to start a family. He knows how to make a baby. But baby-making isn't as simple as he thinks it is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,304 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Holly Hijinx by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione and Draco deck the halls, but they would rather be decking the Weasley twins. Written for d/hr advent 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finally Getting An Answer by Sessy-sama reviews
Naruto finally deals with Hinata's confession in a way only he can. This is in direct response to the fact it seems to be completely forgotten in the manga. I had to do it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hogwart's Halloween Feast and Festival by somuchcloser reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts to finish her schooling. She's been selected Head Girl, and she wants to make a good impression at the Halloween Feast and Festival. When she shows up in a familiar costume, she gets a very interesting sort of attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unity by Hesaluti reviews
When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Metaphorically by An Engineer reviews
"I AM REVIVING THE UCHIHA CLAN METAPHORICALLY! METAPHORICALLY!" Things get complicated for poor Sasuke. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That's Not My Dragon by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Hermione has just been promoted to her dream job and the first case that crosses her desk is to track down a missing Draco Malfoy which leads her to a dragon reserve. Could the missing Malfoy be there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Long Way Home by Seynee reviews
And then she says yes. — Green, Blue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Kakuzu's Sewing Guide by Metal Butter reviews
Complete with sections on how to choose fabric, thread, and equipment, all without spending money! That does mean you have to use curtains, hair, and kunai. Probably.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kakuzu
Black and White by y-in-flame reviews
Just a conversation between two unknown Arrancars about the reason the Soul Reapers wear black.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Panther Nip by y-in-flame reviews
Something's happened to Grimmjow to make him act all funny. And when someone calls Halibel names, something bad is destined to happen. It's a good thing Ulquiorra has well hidden curiosity. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Speaking of Masks by y-in-flame reviews
And just when Ichigo thought Grimmjow couldn't get any weirder... He goes and steals the cake. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Colour Seepage by y-in-flame reviews
Set just after Ichigo defeats Ulquiorra. He asks Orihime a question that has been bugging him ever since he laid eyes on the Espada. Wasn't quite expecting the answer, even though it amused him. No pairing
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kitty Conundrum by Emertheawesome reviews
Draco's Christmas present this year is a little unexpected, to say the least. For DHrAdvent 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Movie Night by LynstHolin reviews
Light Dramione ficlet. Written for the prompt "Draco discovers television."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Her Place by 99cherries reviews
When Draco's perfect plan - to masquerade as a Gryffindor student using polyjuice potion and steal their Quidditch strategies - goes horribly awry, he finds himself in the body of Hermione Granger and realizes that life in her shoes is just as difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh, Baby by Randomonium reviews
A drunken encounter with a certain colleague leaves Temari with a little souvenir. This is Temari and Shikamaru's journey to parenthood. AU, ShikaTema. Rated T for language, rating may change later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,667 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Fall in the Fall by MeteorLeopard reviews
This was ridiculous! There she was, just looking at the fish, and the next thing she knows, she's up in a tree being held against her will! And it's all his fault!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn reviews
Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Never Tell a Girl that You Like Her by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
"You never tell a girl that you like her – it just makes you look like an idiot, Sasuke." In which Uchiha Sasuke is head over heels in love and Haruno Sakura is oblivious. Non-massacre. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Constrictor by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco isn't really that bad of a person-not anymore, that is-but try telling him that. It's going to take a lot of convincing. DMHG, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrichor by ElectricFlowerChildren reviews
"These things, individually, don't make much sense to me, but I'm telling you that all together I could fall in love with you." Dramione one-shot, have at it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mmmm by y-in-flame reviews
Tenten is moaning. Neji is the cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's Blunt, Dammit! by y-in-flame reviews
You know that fight, between Grimmjow and Ichigo, after Ichigo's done some fighting and Grimmjow's grabbed his zanpakuto? Well, here's what actually happened.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The XFiles by Melitza reviews
The only thing weirder than a case involving strange "Muggle-stuff", is seeing the case tackled by Hermione Granger paired off rather effectively with one Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for Draco by Lady Cailan reviews
Traditions say that on Samhain night, one can divine their true love's name using the peel of an apple. This year, Hermione Granger is about to learn that sometimes, life is unpredictable and fate makes sense of something impossible. Fluffy Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Between Dreams and Reality by Ischza-Wanwan reviews
When Hermione woke up, she was a different person. Unexpectedly, she became a fairytale character. Can things get any weirder than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Warmer by y-in-flame reviews
One morning, Orihime is walking through Las Noches. When a chance encounter with Grimmjow leaves her laughing, all Ulquiorra can do is sigh and shake his head.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Slaughterfication in the Forest of Death by y-in-flame reviews
Tsunade really didn't think much of Naruto's request to train in the Forest of Death. That is, until her desk had too much paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Hogwarts: A History by RisingFire reviews
Hermione Granger had always considered 'Hogwarts: A History' to be her book, probably because she had never known anyone else who had read it. But someone had taken it out of the library. And that someone was Draco Malfoy. Damn him. Dramione, light smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One More Mess by Laerkstrein reviews
When Yachiru isn't bouncing around in the middle of the morning, Kenpachi becomes suspicious. But her reasons for being so quiet aren't what he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Teaching Vocabulary Lessons the Hard Way by DramioneLurver reviews
Hermione Granger really has to stop using that particular adjective for the boy she loves to loathe, because it's giving her friends the wrong impression – in no way does she think Draco Malfoy is hot. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caffeine is Not Good for Yachiru by OpalOwly reviews
Byakuya discovers something called a caffeine high and decides to induce one in order to exact revenge on another captain. In 'characters' I put Byakuya and Yachiru, but there is NO friendship or romance between them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Will Not Smile at Draco Malfoy by RisingFire reviews
It was his fault. All these stupid detentions were his fault. His fault that she couldn't keep her hands off him. D/Hr Not smutty, but with mentions of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Give Him Hell, Peeves by LadyFateContemplatingDisaster reviews
"Give him hell from me, Peeves," ordered George. "I don't care how you do it, but he deserves it for cheating on Hermione." These orders are what gave Peeves the incentive to lock Granger and Malfoy in a broom closet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breathless by Fourmille d'idees reviews
Prompt: "It's a little small, isn't it?" An... Interesting conversation between Gryffindor's princess and Slytherin's Prince. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Cream Scoops by Glalie773 reviews
Draco Malfoy never believed in soulmates. Though desperately, secretly, hopelessly... he wanted them to be real. Just so he'd know that he would have Hermione Granger forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Taste by Avianahelena reviews
After a drunken encounter with Draco Malfoy, Hermione finds herself somewhat conflicted... and of course, Draco never can leave well enough alone. Antics ensue. I'd say EWE, but it can all fit into canon if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not According to Plan by Avianahelena reviews
Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Hermione's broken it off with Ron- again- and she's feeling ornery. Draco's drunk. Scathing remarks and scandalous behaviour ensue. Warnings for sexual situations and Draco's personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Luna Called It Love by flyaway111 reviews
Luna was not a stupid girl. She saw things that no one else saw. And while everyone else insulted or ignored them, she knew. She knew all along: it was love. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Liebenwonks by Gail Lucinda Autor reviews
Written in response to lostandalone12's fic challenge! Luna Lovegood has diagnosed Draco as having been invaded by a creature called a Liebenwonk, after taking a dare from Blaise to kiss you-can-guess who...rated T for language and a snogging scene :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Your Information by scribbles of madness reviews
In which Tenten forces Neji to be the man of her dreams and unwittingly has him fall completely head over heels in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Marrying Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione wants a quiet morning in the Library. Harry wants revenge. Colin wants to go out with Parvati. They all get what they want. Except for Colin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ms X by Blade Redwind reviews
He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Settle This Now by DramioneLurver reviews
Severus Snape was obnoxiously gambling with Fred Weasley in the middle of battle. It was actually quite annoying, especially when the entire Great Hall joined in on the betting. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ultraspectral by Orifiel reviews
When Hinata agrees to pose nude as Sai's nightly art model, she is unprepared for the aggressive reaction of her platonic friend Naruto, who quickly becomes a nuisance as he makes several riotous attempts to sabotage the project.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sai - Complete
The Art of Diplomacy by Rizzle reviews
The end of Voldemort heralds the signing of the first Wizarding Peace Accord, allowing Purebloods and Wizarding Citizens to co-exist under very strict rules. But the Accord requires more than just optimism to work. It requires the art of diplomacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Merry Widower by MrsFWDarcy reviews
"Hermione," he practically purred, "you're still in love with me." AU post-Hogwarts Dramione that is loosely based on Franz Lehar's 'The Merry Widow'. Pretty light and fluffy, but rated M for sex scenes and some coarse language. Extended summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Real Life by RamenThief reviews
In the virtual world, he is just another guy she can fight without having to worry about the real world problem. But is this person more than she bargained for when he asks a single question? One-shot for now. SHINJIxHIYORI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Imagine by y-in-flame reviews
Imagine if Itachi had voiced his plans to kill the Uchiha family...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow No Longer by frostykitten reviews
Companion one-shot to Lifelike Shadows. Draco's been very, very good and Hermione decides to reward him with something Luna suggested.Chris comes to stay with his cousin and chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Color of Jealousy by ToxiNeena reviews
Jealousy. An ugly color that looks good on no one...well, except for maybe one Uchiha Sasuke. Somehow, he can make it work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Intoxicated by Your Kiss by eryv reviews
You might think it horribly shallow of me to be doing this. To be teaching someone to kiss with 'no personal feelings involved'...But then you obviously have no idea how hard it is to resist Uzumaki Naruto. Especially if you're me. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
speak now by Pandastacia reviews
- because we're going to be late for the reception. "I told you we should've eloped."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coming Home by BetterDeadThanAlone reviews
The citizens of Konoha would never forget the sight of Neji Hyuga carrying a broken and bloodied Tenten through the streets of the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha meet Sakura Haruno by ApplelovesApples reviews
What happens when Sasuke Uchiha the son of the richest man in Japan meets Sakura Haruno the woman who melted his cold heart but there's one thing that Sakura hates and thats rich bastards like Sasuke. Will she give him a chance or break his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke and Sakura: A Oneshot Collection by Levi Ackerman reviews
Chapter 1 - Naruto's New and Improved Sexy Jutsu - "Sasuke!" Sakura shrieked, "Look at me, damnit! I'm the real Sakura! Naruto, you baka, transform back!" - In which Naruto revamps his signature jutsu and chaos ensues! SasuSaku, minor NejiTen, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Is Draco Malfoy a Git? by Northumbrian reviews
The question is a simple one, but what conclusion will the finest legal experts of the wizarding world reach. More importantly, what will the jury decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Knockturn Alley by JDPhoenix reviews
Knockturn Alley isn't exactly a safe place for mudbloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Fell In Love With A Murderer by uchihacutie reviews
Sakura Haruno is pregnant. And guess what. It's Itachi's baby! Doesn't get worse, right? Wrong. Not only does she have to deal with the pain of carrying an S class criminal's child, she also has to fend off Orochimaru; who has his eyes set on on the heir,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,929 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tidal Wave of Sand by y-in-flame reviews
Gaara is training. Matsuri is watching. She's there right when he needs a someone to remind him of why he needs to be stronger.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
The Game of Life by y-in-flame reviews
FINALLY! Something Tenten can beat Neji at! And to think, it had been sitting in the lowest corner of her games cupboard for so many years...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pocket Knives and Security Guards by y-in-flame reviews
Sakura has something she isn't allowed to take onto a plane. So what does she do? Lobs it off onto a security guard to get back off him in two days. Yeah, real smart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Headbands by y-in-flame reviews
Here is the reason Ino does not wear her headband. She is a smart cookie.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Decisions by y-in-flame reviews
Neji is sitting in a corner. Tenten is prowling around the room. He is apprehensive. She is in need.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fireballs by y-in-flame reviews
Zetsu just shook his head. If he didn't know what the two brothers were talking about, he would have definitely misconstrued their conversation. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Can't Be Friends by theevilmuffin reviews
It's Sakura's birthday. Naruto is having trouble finding a present, Sasuke makes an ill-advised bet, and Sakura fears for her sanity. Team 7 at its finest. SasuSaku Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Elemental Four by Clover715 reviews
Four Princesses yearn to have a normal life for once instead of a boring life full of routine. They soon get more then they bargain for when they learn to harness their amazing powers. Their lives soon become full of danger drama and maybe even love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,787 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Homebound by syaoran no hime reviews
Uchiha Sasuke returns to Konoha in a desire to find Naruto and kill him, and verify his strength. He has to find him first, but the woman who knows the answers will not let him. SasuSaku request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Some Kind of Magical by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco's found the perfect woman, but he needs his best friend's help to get her. EWE, Fluff, based very loosely on the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Smolder by Emertheawesome reviews
A dress. A ball. A man. A woman. Thank Merlin there's no time limit in this fairytale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Comparison by y-in-flame reviews
As Sasori was moving back towards his room, he is suddenly blinded. While knowing who was trying to 'kidnap' him and knowing that he could not be harmed by such a brainless OAF, being compared to Pinocchio was definitely too much to handle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Villain Name Registration by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Young Tom Riddle must decide on his "villain name".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Know It All by angelrider93 reviews
Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting To Escape by Cortana Bennet reviews
One touch stopped her, one word had her sitting back down, and one question changed her life. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's S Ranked Market Mission by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
It was an innocent swim. She didn't expect it to lead to that. Sasuke crept closer to the lake, anticipating an enemy. Instead, it was Sakura-naked in the moonlight. An ordinary escort mission couldn't have gone more right. Co-authored by Kaze and Kiba. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tequila in Suna by PSITeleport reviews
Kankuro and Temari take Shikamaru out for his first night of drinking. Kankuro wants blackmail material. Temari wants a good buzz. And all Shikamaru really wants is to go home. Fat chance. Friend-fic, mildly ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Embracing the Inevitable by PSITeleport reviews
A moment of impulse leaves Temari with a lifetime of responsibility and a confession to make. A story about women, accepting the paths of life that cannot be avoided. Shikamaru, Temari, and Yoshino-centric. Three-generation Nara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Can't Let You Go by y-in-flame reviews
It had been a number of months since they broke up. She thought they were going to last forever...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ketchup by Kawaii Kabu reviews
"Step away from the ketchup. Sasuke, I repeat,step away from the ketchup." Childhood fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Byakuya Accepts by pehpig reviews
I was watching Episode 228 when it occurred to me that Byakuya didn't seem happy at all to be at the beach. Yet there he was. So if he takes no enjoyment from sun, surf, and bikini-clad babes, why was he there? I do not own Bleach, alas.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Long, Hard, and Stormy Knight by Indygodusk reviews
I must warn you that I'm not quite sure if page 213 is physically possible. However, I am insanely curious, and you look quite limber, so I'm willing to give it a shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Escaping Guy's Night by its.just.plain.toast.for.me reviews
"Guy's night is upon us! Tonight we will search the bars of Konoha until we too find the youthfulness shared by Asuma and Kurenai!" Kakashi has other plans that involve a new book... or does he? Either way he needs out of guy's night...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
PS: I love you by KahliaxBeloved reviews
When I planned to get Sakura Haruno to like me I didn't think that it would be this much trouble. Wild dogs, flying knives, a pest of a pen pal, looks like Operation: Get a date with Haruno, isn't going the way I planned.*sigh* The things I do for love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,846 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Tight, Black, Fitted, CurveHugging Leather by Kanna37 reviews
Kagome gets tired of depending on only her arrows in a fight - so she asks Sango to train her. But what reaction does she get from Inuyasha when Sango gifts her with slayer armor when training's done? Tied 1st Best Humorous Fiction FA June 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ladies' Man by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Holla at me girl, can I hit that from the front?" *Insert awkward silence* "Are you sure this is a ladies' man phrase, Sasuke?" "Oh yeah, Lee...you'll definitely win Sakura this way.." Oh my. Other pairings included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be Reasonable by nowyouseemenowyoudont reviews
AU. Mir/San. Sango needs a new employee and Miroku, Miroku just needs a reason.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Trick or Treat by libco reviews
Ficlet written for HP Halloween 2006. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reclining Nude by Savva reviews
All it took was his father's crazy caprice and his son's fate was sealed.From that day in the French museum, young Malfoy knew exactly how his future wife was supposed to look.A little etude for a gloomy day. Edited and revamped not a new story! AU,OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Running through the Lavender Fields by y-in-flame reviews
As the day gets darker, the sound of laughter can be heard echoing over the hillside. It's a beautiful night for romance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Walking Beside You by Hunnybee reviews
That day, was the day Hyuuga Hinata decided, that Uzumaki Naruto would no longer simply be walking past her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Have Nice Ears by little.artist reviews
"You have nice ears?" She shook with anger. "You have nice EARS!" A hard fist smacked against his chest, Sasuke held in his gasp of shock and pain. He was sure she had just broken a rib.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Legendary Suigetsu by y-in-flame reviews
Karin was at a bar with Suigetsu. One of the seediest bars around. Not where she wanted to be, of course. But she found entertainment in the most unlikeliest of places.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sokka Saves the Day! by SCWLC reviews
You know things are bad when Sokka's paying attention to romantic relationships. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sokka - Complete
Experiment by Seishin Okami reviews
Kyohei has a rather clever plan to get closer to Sunako. Suna/Kyo
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Motivation by Original Blue reviews
ShikaTema. Temari is the one puzzle Shikamaru can't seem to solve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy From the Orange Book by Snazzy Elle reviews
Inwardly he wondered how, over the years, he developed into Team Seven's assigned therapist. He really didn't get paid enough for this job. Kakashi-centric; Hints of SxS & NxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taking Chances by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
Newly graduated from Konoha High School, Sakura Haruno finds herself attending Oto University without any of her friends. Change is tough. But with the help of a new friend, Sakura learns to trust herself a little more and take a chance. SasuSaku Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Creep by Read Me And Weep reviews
He's slightly obsessed with her. It isn't creepy or anything though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the zone by AdotD reviews
She zones out; he zones in. AU sasusaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unexpected by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
"No, I just wasn't expecting that from /you/." SuiKari Suigetsu.Karin One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings by Callista Miralni reviews
For three years, he was her mother's favorite whim; she was a constant fixture. In which, Sakura is regularly humiliated and Sasuke quietly observes. "What would you like to drink?" "... hot tea." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dye by AdotD reviews
Apparently, he's been single for about two weeks now. And counting. sasusaku oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Deadly Signs by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Love makes a fool out of everyone, a proven fact. "As Hokage, I think your job is to professionally fill out paperwork, not mindlessly doodle pictures of Hinata-chan." Naruhina. SasuSaku if you squint. Fluffy oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Takuma reviews
Naruto's typical day in Konohagakure: evading Sakura's pummels, constant rivalries with Sasuke, defying death under ANBU Captain Itachi's watch, and an arranged with the Hyuga heiress, Hinata. Yep, all in the days work. Non-massacre AU. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unattainable by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
He was always curious about that girl...he didn't even know her name. -AU-Oneshot-Crack!Warning GrimmRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Rukia K. - Complete
Save the Last Dance For Me by potato4 reviews
Oneshot inspired by "Save the Last Dance For Me". Still not looking up, he stopped her. "Wait." "Yes?" "The last dance. We tell them with the last dance." She slowly let a smile blossom on her face. "I'll save it for you." NOTa songfic. Please read/review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Somewhere in Between by MuslimBarbie reviews
"Malfoy, I am not stalking you and I am most certainly not obsessed with you." – A coincidental run in, the aftermath, and the little moments in between. -Three shot, complete.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reveal the Goddess in You by acromatic princess reviews
Sakura's angry at Sasuke, Naruto wants a second name, and Sasuke is secretly asking Sakura out on a date. What's new? CRACK. Mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intimacy Between Strangers by coconutmandarin reviews
They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rebecca's Plan by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Rebecca Hopkins has an elaborate plan to catch Yuugi – a plan that involves the older brother of her sometime-best friend, womanizer Kaiba Mokuba, seducing her number one romantic rival – even though Seto REALLY can't stand Anzu. SetoAnzu, MokubaRebecca
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,829 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Seto K., Anzu M. - Complete
Stuck by Setrus reviews
Alistair and Morrigan, sitting in a cave, B-I-C-K-E-R-I-N-G.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
The Three Part Quest by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Narcissa Malfoy may be sick, sore, and hospitalized. But that isn't going to stop her from achieving her goal ... whether her son likes it or not. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar High by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba likes licking spatulas. Ino's baking a cake. You do the math. Enough sugar and WAFF to make you want to visit the dentist. Kiba-centric. Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
String of Happenings by aisukikoi reviews
A rebelious girl. An encounter that leads to a series of meetings. Sakura doesn't want anyone bossing her around but a favor from Ino leads her to that, trouble, and Uchiha Sasuke. "The only thing you need to know is what to call me by." SASUSAKU people!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Too Fast by elephantsneverforget reviews
It happened way too fast. Draco Malfoy lost his mind way too fast. 'When did she become…' he gulped. '…beautiful'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Suggestive Advice by Cinma reviews
AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Something About Shisui by Pewpewpewlazzergun reviews
...That pisses Fugaku off.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Fugaku U. - Complete
The Drive by elephantsneverforget reviews
"I'VE GOT IT!" Draco screamed excitedly, ruining Hermione's happy thoughts. "WE SHOULD REPORT ON THOSE METAL THINGS THAT MOVE!" "Cars?" "CARS!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Carpet of Comfort by elephantsneverforget reviews
H.G.,Common room now. Very important.D.M. P.S. Bring me a muffin, will you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
May I Hold Your Hand? by celticvampriss reviews
"Kaname?" He said again, this time meaning to say her name and turning to her hopefully. "Yeah?" She asked. "Would…would you want to hold hands?" SousukexKaname One shot.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - [Kaname C., Sousuke S.] - Complete
Waterfall Encounter by TCurry reviews
Naruto finds Hinata at the waterfall but she runs off before he can find out who she is. What if he found her again that night? Based off episode 148 of the anime. Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Swimsuits, Sunburn and Silver Skin by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Team Gai. At the beach. NejiTen. Nuff said, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Interrogator by LunarSkies2383 reviews
Anko Mitarashi can be a fierce interrogator. But concerning a certain dog she'll make him bark before the day is done.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
TLC, Tequila, Terrible Twins and Tsume by Hypocritical-Hime reviews
Hiashi was never letting his friends con him into a tequila-game again. Promotion be damned...even if Tsume was kind of attractive in his shirt. A light-hearted but sweet sequel to Lovesrainscent's Jose Cuevro: You Are A Friend Of Mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hiashi H., Tsume I. - Complete
The Maid and the Porter by y-in-flame reviews
A maid. A porter. A guest bedroom. And a broom. And a closet. And a car.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cliche by potato4 reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss cliche romance ideas. Little humor drabble I came up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mask by y-in-flame reviews
Kakuzu has a new invention... and Tobi's the Masked Marauder! No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Odd Studying Habits by Nine-Tailed Writer reviews
Stuck with a failed Literature exam and a corrupted mind, Naruto has to try and get his grades back up if he wants to become Hokage. The Hyuuga offers to help him study, but it's just that...his eyes keep wandering to places where they shouldn't be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Act that Eats the Heart by OldeInn reviews
ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto Crossfire: Dimension 287 by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
From Naruto's dimension, just head straight forward a couple universes and turn left, and you'll reach this dimension. This is where Naruto's story is retold in a different way, with different faces. A crossover? No, yet those faces ARE familiar ones...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Lucky Numbers by Bleeping Bloop reviews
It was Kakuzu's mission to get the groceries, unfortunately this time he was stuck dragging Hidan with him. Normally he wouldn't be allowed out of the house but Pein thought they needed to "bond" more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Unconventional Essay by Veritas-amore reviews
. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cloaking Veela by inkImpressions reviews
A special community of Veela have a problem. The Solution Hermione Granger must become one of them. A story of the trials and tribulations of the Cloaking Veela. HG/DM will be the eventual pairing but HG/OCs as well. Rated M for later lemons and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mate Hunting by Toneri reviews
When a mate-hunt begins, there is never an option. Yes or no, nothing can stop it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kagura, Sesshomaru - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Regrets by TwilightUchiha24 reviews
Naruto would always remain the hero of the village, but Sasuke's prize meant so much more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Butterfly Fly Away by Scanty reviews
"I saw a butterfly today." SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shikamaru ‘Robbin’ Hood’ Nara by Markus Wolfe reviews
A Humorous Adventure portraying the characters of Naruto as the characters of Robin Hood......and Kiba as William Wallace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Next Generation by Jetness reviews
Naruto and Sasuke rush back to Konoha from the annual Kage meeting. Sakura is in labour and Sasuke doesn't want to miss it lest she castrate him. The next generation of Naruto. NaruxHina SasuxSaku. Occasional swears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stormy Weather by Original Blue reviews
SuiKa. Oneshot. Karin wants to snuggle, but Suigetsu just wants to get out in the rain and figure out why in hell Karin's in his bed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ichigo's Mom Is Pretty Hax by Gliblord reviews
Oh, Aizen, you got played.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loosing Controll by little Kitten-chan reviews
its Naruto's wedding and Sakura is single and dateless and she's oh so aware of it, but she's not the only one that's noticed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Goes Around by spyder-m reviews
NaruHina. Naruto is infatuated by Hinata's blush, and teases her constantly with the hope of making it appear. However, when he takes things too far, will it come back to haunt him? The answer is, yes. Yes it will. Chapter 437 Spoilers. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ants & Apples by Zinbuki-san reviews
Shino takes a lunch break from training, and decides to curiously follow a little trail of marching ants. And they lead him to something that turns out to be rather... interesting. -ShiIno, oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Just Dancing by GejimayuGirl reviews
"Most guys she merely played with. They were toys for her amusement. He was different. She wanted him." Rated for language and suggestive content. Shikamaru/Temari oneshot with a bit of Ino/Kankuro sprinkled in for color. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
It All Started With by sincerelyLen reviews
It all started with one lie...Just to save Naruto's sanity......SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,540 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Nindo by Lynns reviews
No matter how many times he struck her down, she would never give up . . . because that was her Nindo. Based mostly off of Naruto Shippuuden 166 and some reference to the manga.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
It's All In The Hands by littledollface reviews
Hermione needs a little extra instruction in Potions class. One shot. Dub-con, light bondage, AU 7th Year with alive!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
IdioSYNCrasies by MRBee reviews
Sakura's little experiments goes wrong and now Hinata can't stop shouting Dattebayo every other sentence. But Naruto seems to really like it. FLUFF One-shot. My entry for perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Paparazzi by Lambotrist reviews
Shikamaru doesn't like having his picture taken. Temari hates having her picture taken. Someone has to get their picture taken or I have nothing to post here.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Understanding Nosebleeds by Je m'appelle Sky reviews
Roy Mustang does not get nosebleeds through so-called "excitedness", that was until he took the time to understand nosebleeds with the help of his Lieutenant of course. / RoyAi One-Shot. Happy RoyAi day! Rated for swearing and terms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Monopoly by KeepItLEGIT reviews
A girl in my English class walked up to the podium, essay in hand. "Sasuke Uchiha is an untouchable monopoly. There is one. There is no other. No one can melt his cold heart--" "Yeah, about that, great biography, but that is utter false." AU.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,146 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bus Stop by Naively reviews
A small story about Hidan and Yugito at the bus stop...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Yugito N. - Complete
She's Not My Friend by Saori Runa Dempsey reviews
"So, you two are friends?" "I guess," she'd told him with a lofty shrug at the same moment Nara had said, quite definitively, "No." ShikaTema. Mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Moisturizer by y-in-flame reviews
Why does Kisame dare to interrupt THE Itachi Uchiha while he's meditating? No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
One Warning by czgohan reviews
Hiashi has a short talk with Naruto, funny stuff, please r/r. This is losely based on actual events, I just ninjaed i know not a word it up a little. rated for referances to adult situations. one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dirt on my hands and knees by eternalshiva reviews
The truth behind a Kunoichi's true purpose was no secret to Ino. Honing and perfecting these skills, she was Konoha's best but it came with a price – her heart. Unfortunately, everything she trained for was about to crumble, no thanks to Kiba. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lethal Connection by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate can be blown away far too easily. Temari tells us a little about why she hates, and perhaps even loves, Shikamaru. Companion to Fatal Attraction. Temari's POV, T for adult themes and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Lazy Day by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
The thought had never even occurred to Temari that she'd ever spend the majority of her first date with a guy in his bedroom. Oneshot, ShikamaruxTemari, and surprisingly enough, no lemon. Just argument and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Over and Over by cullen's pet reviews
"I've watched you for years. There is no other witch, pureblooded or not, more fitting to become the next Lady of the Manor. You are the best and Malfoy's always have the best." Draco's account of how he pursued and finally conquered Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Jose Cuervo, You Are A Friend Of Mine by lovesrainscent reviews
Original Aburame/Inuzuka/Hyuuga team. Shibi/Tsume/Hiashi. Shibi has just been promoted to jounin, the first one of the team to be elevated to that rank. Tsume produces a bottle of liquor, specifically tequila, to help celebrate the occasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tsume I., Hiashi H. - Complete
Be Honest with Your Students by Mark Horne reviews
Sarutobi has a different conversation with a young Orochimaru at the grave of his parents. Based on episode 114 of Shippuden. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Fate by Cashmeritan reviews
He just knew he would end up marrying this girl... And God wouldn't be the only one laughing in the end. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Itachi is Too Sexy by DeiDreamLOCK-IN reviews
Itachi realizes that he's just too sexy. Sheer humor. Rated T for nudity. Disclaimer- Any Naruto characters are not my own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
She wrote WHAT! by purpleflames reviews
"Well what does it say?" Naruto asked after a full minute of silence. Sasuke wordlessly handed him the book.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hokage Robes by Bye-Q reviews
Tsunade brashly comes up with a contest over night, the prize being the title of Hokage for a week. Naruto didn't realize what tough decisions he'd have to face in order to win the contest. NaruHina lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Extra Credit by gwenstacey reviews
Iruka's not sure how this happened. A moment ago all they were doing was talking...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
A mother's wish by freakyfanficgirl reviews
A young Naruto wonders about his mother one birthday and wishes to have one. Little does he know his mother was there all along. In honor of Mother's day for Kushina Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
little green frogs by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conversation by Semper idem reviews
Just something funny my brain came up with...Don't let these 68 words scare you off! What are the youngest Akatsuki members up to?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Little Scarecrow by RayneXHatake reviews
Sakumo had waited for this day for nine months and as he stood beside his wife and watched her hold their son for the first time, he knew that love at first sight was real.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Karin's New Obsession by EqualsEquivalent reviews
TOTALLY random drabble I came up with about Karin and Suigetsu. It almost should be Humor/Tragedy. But yes if you have a sick sense of humor you should love this. More inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
The Most Annoying Girl I Ever Met by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. “I get the best feeling in the world when you say ‘get out of my way’ or glare at me because I know, even just for a second, I’ve crossed your mind.” SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Scheme by A-Dreamer-Needs-A-Hero reviews
A coninuation to "Unchanged".'Uchihas never were to easy to work with, especially when they had such horrid taste in interior decorating.' SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angry Spouses by HeavenStar2703 reviews
When Sakura and Temari found their husbands, Sasuke and Shikamaru, annoying beyond their tolerance, they decided to run away to teach them a lesson. From that decision, utter chaos, a roundaboutation chasing and an adventure began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You can look by gwenstacey reviews
But you can't touch. When Aoba finds himself attracted to the daughter of the merchant he and his team are protecting Naruto is full of ideas on how to get past the rules against interacting with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Open Up, Sakura by ElsiMate reviews
Sasuke just wants her to try it. Slight OOC. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Listen by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten finds herself oddly attracted to Neji's voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Ink by Gigglesnorter reviews
Stigmatophilia-a sexual perversion in which sexual arousal and orgasm depend upon the partner being scarred, marked, tattooed, or pierced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Words Could Ever Say by KaLeRei reviews
It all started when Konoha's top ninjas decided it was about time for two of their friends to get back along... but their plans might have just gotten them more than they bargained for, possibly more than the Title for Hokage, and all that money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
Quiet by Miss-Chibi-San reviews
//SasuSaku// "Sakura, you're going to wrong way…" Sasuke stated coolly. Stalker! It was the first word that popped into Sakura's head. She turned around to face Sasuke. There was something in his eyes that Sakura had never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss Me by MorningRains reviews
Sasuke tries to seduce Sakura to see her drawing she's trying to hide. SasuSaku One-shot. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Are Not by Pemuldaby reviews
Tsunade is sending Hana, Tenten, Rin, Sakura, and Hinata on a kunoichi mission. Itachi, Neji, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto aren't quite happy with that. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Crosswords by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru helps Temari with a little word puzzle... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Split in Two by gamsheid reviews
Not always wanting a stiff member around Hinata, a sensei tells him to calm himself by thinking of the one he likes. “Think of Sakura-chan, think of Sakura-chan and not Hinata’s bottom, THINK OF SAKURA-CHAN!” Naruto thought. “... Sweet, it’s gone!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,365 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crossed Wires by ring of rubies reviews
Sequel to "Your Call Could not be Connected": Hermione worries what to wear on a first date. Draco worries about the end of the world. They're both too busy worrying to consider their communication problems. Small misunderstandings lead to larger worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kinks and Prospects of Violence by frozenpixie reviews
Matsumoto tries to get Nemu to write a personal ad for the Shinigami Women's Association Magazine. Grimmjow thinks he's found his perfect woman. Brief, weird and slightly cracky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Nemu K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Know About The Birds And The Bees by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke's at the stage where he is curious about girls, so he takes it upon himself to explore our dear Sakura's chest. But when Kakashi awakes in the middle of the night and cetches them, it seems as though he needs to have a talk with our young ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Call Could Not Be Connected by ring of rubies reviews
Please Check the Name and Try Again Hermione Granger had taken to screening her floo calls. And it was all Draco bloody Malfoy’s fault… But sometimes even mistakes have happy endings. Two Shot Contains nudity. Easily offended should cover their eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Late Night Liaisons by Newbie GK reviews
Naruto's first thought was that the girl was rather pretty. His second thought was that Sasuke was going to kill him when he found out. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Veela Tale by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
He turns 21 tomorrow. He's worried. He will come of age and it will start. His father told him what to expect, but still… fear of the unknown. He would soon know what his fate held.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,708 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Of Heaven by Memorium Activity reviews
Anko Mitarashi never gets chocolate on White Day. Kakashi Hatake tends to just buy chocolate for himself. I think you can see where this is going. Oneshot, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
The ABCs of Naruto Uzumaki by RuneYue reviews
Twenty-six stories, one for each letter of the alphabet, centering around the number one unpredictable ninja; Naruto Uzumaki! Various parings, themes and genres may apply.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U.
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steal by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miles Above by Newbie GK reviews
Hinata loved being scheduled for the same flight as Captain Naruto… except when she was trying to avoid him. Like now. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Kill by mollycoddle reviews
Because overprotective families are the best. Sakura appeared somewhere in the afternoon with a pained smile and an I'm-Okay-Not-In-Pain-At-All expression, Mikoto had the frying pan ready...Part one of the guide!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bet by Devils Angel 24-7 reviews
Yay! Sasuke has admitted his feelings for Sakura! Sakura is happy! Yet, why is she so mad and angry at Naruto and Sasuke now? What will Sasuke do to make right the wrong he did? Whoa, what cheesy pick-up lines... And why is Naruto fleeing for his life..?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pranksterz Flowers by mollycoddle reviews
- "HARUNO, YOU PINK HAIRED FREAK!" "UCHIHA, YOU FREAKIN' CHICKEN ASS BASTARD!" Shame, really, Sasuke had such a pretty face...Because pranks were their flowers and the cussing out were their chocolates. Sasusaku, hint of Naruhina and Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Grope, Or Not To Grope by yumi michiyo reviews
Kagome sets Miroku a challenge: no groping, no perverted behaviour, and no infamous question for a whole month. What's a poor monk to do?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,372 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Miroku, Sango
Collision by ponyvomit.x reviews
OneShot// She was the best at what she did. Until she was pitted against him. SuiKa. Collab with Pippin's Socks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Cup Cakes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
uh oh, spaghetti o's! by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Apparently, Naruto thinks it's funny to poke needle sized holes in his roommate's condoms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate is thinner than a shadow and Shikamaru knows this better than anybody. Shikamaru tells us a little about why he hates, and maybe loves, Temari. ShikaTema oneshot, Shikamaru's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Mustang? by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza gets a last laugh during a luncheon with uppity wives. Oneshot Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberries by gwenstacey reviews
Shikaku has an important mission in the market this morning. Unforunately, so does Shibi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shikaku N., Shibi A. - Complete
Dear Naruto by Michi-tan reviews
Hinata writes a love letter to Naruto. What are Naruto's actions? R&R, you know you want to! And also: Sakura write a birthday letter to Sasuke. What happens when Sasuke get's ahold of it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
survivor 20456th: highschool! by lCe28 reviews
Four boys. Four girls. Konoha high school. 1 million dollars? Who will prevail? Who will be strong enough to outwit, outsmart, and outlast their nagging hormones? More importantly--who will fail... and end up having the time of their lives anyways?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,775 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/23/2005
The Messenger A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
A side story to perpetual159’s Clones. Naruto makes the mistake of sending a rogue messenger clone to tell Hinata he will be late from his meeting, she, on the other hand, discovers how to tell him her most intimate desires. NaruHina & Naruko Fun. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mr Mom by ToxiNeena reviews
"Sasuke-kun, are you nervous about babysitting your own son?" There was no problem. Absolutely no problem. The Uchiha had taken on five Kages', Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi, and Danzo; a baby was nothing compared to that. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 'Fun' in Dysfunctional by riceyriceyricey reviews
Just a normal day in the home of the Kazakage...until SOMEBODY gets a naughty bit of poetry from SOMEBODY and let's just say, a certain two brothers don't like it. IMPLIED ShikaTema, Temari's POV, M for swearsies, NO LEMON OR LIME! Obsessive f-bomb drop.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Nemu Jigsaw by frozenpixie reviews
A Nemu/Grimmjow pairing, just because I can. Not a crackfic, just nice, slightly twisted fluff. Read it, you might like it. You just know you're curious. Oh, and please review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Nemu K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Wooing of Hinata Hyuga by N-AngelFire reviews
Part 2 in The Wooing series: In which Naruto finally sees Hinata and decides to take action. "SASUKE! TEACH ME TO BE COOL AND SMOOTH AND ROMANTIC!" NaruHina oneshot with mild oocness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Nightheart reviews
1-shot. After Aizen's betrayal, Momo Hinamori is left a broken shadow of what she once was. Renji knows that wallowing in misery won't help, so what will? A little Renji therapy... involving a pond and Zabimaru.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Renji A., M. Hinamori
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shoulda by SGRaider reviews
Why did I really have to even bother trying to knock? Of course you wouldn't open, you had just slammed the door in my face and, to be honest, I had completely deserved it." Inspired by Hinder's song 'Shoulda'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pillows by gwenstacey reviews
Anko finds herself jealous of Tsume's sleeping arrangements when the two are partnered for a mission
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Anko M., Kuromaru - Complete
Valentine's Day by PsychoWrites reviews
Neji, did you happen to leave these flowers here?" "I have no idea what you're talking about Tenten."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Told Her She Was Beautiful by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
They lived-happily-ever-after, excluding the parts faerie tales leave out. Like when Kyouhei told Sunako she was beautiful. And she told him to shut-the-hell-up because no-she-is-not. S/K
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
“Sooooo,” she teased. “Who is it? Who’s the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?” The young man's eyes went wide. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pedigree by manhattan martini reviews
"Jealous of a dog? Me? Of course not." — RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
For When it Just Does't Work by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Tenten's doing it to make a point to her friends. Kakashi's forcing him because it amuses him. So now Tenzou's stuck going on a date with this girl of questionable sanity, who's never even seen his face before. But apparently she likes his... one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tenten, Yamato - Complete
The Wooing of Sakura Haruno by N-AngelFire reviews
In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. oneshot4Mari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
By Hook or By Crook by Rot-Chan reviews
Minato opened Kushina's shirt, and was met with the perfect view of two...breasts. Um, what? "But, you're...a guy! A MALE!" In which the future Hokage incorrectly identifies his future wife as a man. Nothing like true love. ::Minato/Kushina. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Eight Trigrams by Fake Bliss reviews
Hinata knew that she never should have trusted that mischievous grin. Naruhina. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Peace, Quiet, and Paperwork by Sir-Shademan reviews
Gaara is trying to get some paperwork done, but it's not so easy to concentrate with daily interruptions from Matsuri! GaaMatsu,lighthearted romance fluff.Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
The Sun and The Moon by DevastatingLoveLetters reviews
No one knew, not even Kakashi-sensei or Naruto. It was Sasuke and Sakura’s little routine, but tonight something more would happen during their secret routine. SORRY! I'm so horrible at summaries! Please forgive me! I hope you enjoy my story though!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chaperones by gwenstacey reviews
Iruka and Hana have been enlisted to chaperone Ino's first boy/girl party. Everything seems to be going well, but Ino has been plotting, and her chaperone's are about to find out what that means for them. Re-edited for typos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
Changed by Nokito-chan reviews
They grew up - and everything changed. Fluff! NejiTen. Rated M. Don't like, don't read. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Three Chunin and a Baby by Hikaristar007 reviews
What happens when Kurenai leaves for a mission and leaves Hinata, Kiba, and Shikamaru in charge of her baby? All hell breaks loose thats what.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I.
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Apple by Fake Bliss reviews
It's funny how such a simple item can stir emotions to the surface. Tenji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Poor Sasuke by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Itachi and Fugaku Uchiha have Sasuke locked in a room with Itachi pinning him down. Mikoto hears the violent cries and screams of her youngest son. What else would a mother think? Oneshotx, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Death Synthesis by RuneYue reviews
Zetsu comes to terms with his death. T for language and situations. No spoilers, if you know who everyone in Akatsuki is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
What you do to me by N-AngelFire reviews
Sasuke has a problem. He's in love with his best friend. He has an even bigger problem. His stupid Uchiha pride. Itachi walked by making the sound of a whip cracking, twice, before laughing aloud and dissappearing. SasuSaku AU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Cinderella by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Yuuki is being blamed for getting low grades and making the class do clean-up at the ball. Her schoolmates turn ruthless, and Yuuki starts cutting herself, in the end, can Zero save her?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
Dear Niisan by ncfan reviews
Kurotsuchi writes a letter that the recipient will never receive.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kurotsuchi, Deidara - Complete
Introduction by gwenstacey reviews
Konohamaru is meeting his new cousin for the first time, and is less than impressed. Kurenai has something to say about that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Konohamaru S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Itch by Dionysos reviews
Sakura as an itch and guess who is there to help her out, Sasuke who else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epically Real by insertlackofwit reviews
In which, Ino intervenes to save Sakura from her guy failures."Congratulations, forehead. You have guys reporting to you how many strands of ramen they can shove up their nose before passing out. Would you like some fries with that award?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ninja's Guide to Matchmaking by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Welcome to "The Ninja's Guide to Matchmaking"! Where by using the example of the soon-to-be-at-the-end-of-the-book-couple Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, you can learn how to make your friends fall in love in eight easy steps or less! -SasuSaku-oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl Talk by gwenstacey reviews
Kurenai has a bunch of Kunoichi over for the evening and Asuma is being slowly traumatized as he listens to them talk about how yummy their favorite shinobi are. Kurenai, Anko, Shinzune, Yugao, Hana
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
fast forward by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Of rewinds and restarts. “Hi, I’m Sakura. Merry Christmas. I love you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Assailant by lilkyonkyon reviews
Kurz is on break. Mao is running errands. That leaves Sousuke to listen to Chidori mindlessly flipping through a magazine. He only thought it would be a peaceful night. Implied Sousuke/Chidori. Oneshot. Third Place in the 2009 UFO Awards.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifty Winks by Sandataba reviews
Oversleeping is sometimes a good thing. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hinata's Onigiri by MawrisaLovesSasuSaku reviews
Neji had a rough training day, and just wanted to get something to eat and take a nap. So he went to the kitchen and ate some onigiri, that was his first mistake. And having his cousin screaming and glaring at him, made him fear for his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
XO by dave-d reviews
Naruto found a piece of paper. It had the letters X and O. It had his name. What did it all mean?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009
The Perfect Present by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
It seems everyone has forgotten about Temari's birthday! Or have they...? SHIKATEMA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snowblind by Crookshanks.x reviews
Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,444 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emotion by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
In all the years they'd known him, Neji's friends and family could only truly say they saw him lose control once. Only once. NejixSurpriseFemale...who am I kidding, it's Tenten. One shot, OOC Neji, but then that's kind of the point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Little Unwell by perlaret reviews
AU. It's bad enough to be sick. It's even worse when your best friend abandons you to your ex-boyfriend... especially when you're not exactly over him yet.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - [Miroku, Sango] - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Wooden Tulips reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wooing Kunoichi 101 by Zombiegait reviews
KonoHana. Konohamaru thinks dealing with girls is hard. Dealing with Hanabi is practically impossible, especially when he likes her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye: Better Than a Vacuum by MoonStarDutchess reviews
According to Roy Mustang, autumn brought with it a scourge upon mankind. Fortunately for him, Riza was better than the vacuum it took to get rid of the bane of his autumn existence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Troublesome Silhouettes by Dreaming Knightess reviews
Droplets of water shimmered in the air as Temari took cover in the water, and just as quickly burst out again. 'I knew you were going to try a dirty trick like that, Nara, you pervert.' In which Shikamaru is mystified. Slightly crackish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage moive star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunken Accusations by gwenstacey reviews
After finding a drunken Ebisu in the streets, Hinata literally brings the problem to Iruka's door step. No pairings, just lots of drunken fun at Ebisu's expense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
Blackmailing an Uchiha by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
It's a normal, quiet night. That is until Naruto finds something...interesting. With the help of Kakashi they have captured this in a picture...and now they have a plan. A certain Uchiha's life is about to get very complicated. -SasuSaku-ish-mostly humor-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sizing You Up by gwenstacey reviews
Hana arrives at school to find that Kiba has just escaped. What will she think of his teacher?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Hana I., Iruka U. - Complete
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Soggy Baskets and Battered Lilies by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
MinatoxKushina. He thought being Hokage would make everything easier. He was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wolf In Red by Otaku-Rehab reviews
AU. Little Red Riding Hood with a 'tude and a Big Bad Wolf that's not as bad as all that. Both trying to get to Granny's. Try and guess what happens next.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ayame, Kouga - Complete
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Sandstorm: A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
Suna residents soon discovered why Konoha was fond of the sound barrier jutsu every time Temari and Shikamaru reunited after days of being apart. Shameless, they had no qualms in letting everyone know how fantastic it was to be in love. Shika/Tem Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Daisies by Dior Crystal reviews
But then Ichigo caught sight of the flowers that Jinta held in his hand. “Daisies?” Ichigo said incredulously, “Why the heck would you want to give daisies to Yuzu?” Damn it. “None of your business!” Jinta said heatedly. Fluff. JintaxYuzu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jinta H., Yuzu K. - Complete
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sandstorm by CharLots reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in every sense of the word, and neither will go down without a fight. Rated for language and major naughtiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sweet, sweet strawberries by VerballyDeclined reviews
Kyohei's hunger plus the sweet smell of food coming from Sunako. Nothing could happen... right? KyoxSun
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth by Randomonium reviews
FULL TITLE: Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Professor Pantoffel is here to present an informative documentary on Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cowards Way Out by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. TemaShika. How to tell someone you like them through Instant Messaging. The Coward's way out. The Teenager Style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
raindrops falling up by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Autor Had to Sigh by BluSakura reviews
And Autor had to sigh, because Fakir completely missed the longing, yearning gaze that Ahiru threw at his back before she scampered off to her own class. Fakiru fic REUPLOADED
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet The Parents by Crimson Sakura Princess reviews
Jiraiya never knew what became of Tsunade when she left Konoha until he came across her one day on his travels. After a series of lewd events soon he got her to spill her most darkest of secrets. Question was, was Jiraiya hiding a secret from her as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
AN: Jostling Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
Baki watches Kankuro, Temari, Gaara become teachers at the Suna Academy. Ch 6! Temari & Kankuro join Gaara to rescue Matsuri while Baki hunts Karumaru with the help of some familiar Leaf nins. Mild spoilers for Rescue Matsuri arc. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Awakening by Reinao Tanaka reviews
A look back at what might have been. The tale of how Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto fell in love. Beware innocent smiles and insufferable clan heirs. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When You Forget The Soap, Don't Chance Getting It by eryv reviews
Title explains all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Indecent proposal by saphira404 reviews
AU For one million dollars would you bear the heir of the handsome but conceited head of the Tashio Bank? That’s the question Kagura is faced with. Rated M for language and citrus. Sess/Kagu with a little IY/Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,353 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Meander Red reviews
Konohamaru decides Anko is a good target to prove the perversity of women. But will being right be as rewarding as he thought? AnkoXEbisu implied because -honestly those two like creeping students out enough I can picture it. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Anko M., Ebisu - Complete
Need a Moment? Chew it up with Twix by Capehtayne-Neenja-Rayne reviews
It's hot. It's unbearable. And Sasuke and Sakura can't stand the hunger. Yet it's only Sakura who has backup food, so they decide to do a little oral feeding. SasuSaku xDD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fish Paste by stones reviews
It really is a small world after all. Kisame/Karin. Seriously. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kisame H., Karin - Complete
Hard Lessons To Learn by Meander Red reviews
Temari needs help with a mission to protect Suna and needs Shikamaru's help. But there are a few hard lessons that both of them need to learn about trusting others and dancing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Curiosity Leads by Rathen reviews
After a confusing encounter, Naruto tries to make things right. Only, things are not quite what they seem. Naruto learns first hand that sometimes, curiosity can lead to far bigger surprises than you expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Double Dog Dare by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
ANJ: Healing Hearts of the Hidden Leaf by ZenosParadox reviews
After a fight against Baki, Yugao Uzuki develops a new target for her wrath: Sazanami, the bounty hunter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Yugao U. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Matchmaker Edition by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Truth or dare leading to love...that's so cliche! You have to mix it up a bit with jealousy, slap fights, and the occasional cheesy pick-up line! -SasuSaku- -Sakura's POV- -AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Spoonful by BluSakura reviews
He fell into a fountain, was publicly humiliated, couldn't breathe through his nose, puked hell knows how many times, had to swallow the most disgusting substance on the planet, and endured Ahiru straddling his lap. Yes, Fakir had a fever. FxA Fluff
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Play With Your Food by Meander Red reviews
One-shot. How could helping on a onigiri making assignment possibly give away Hinata's crush?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Castle to Pawn by Meander Red reviews
Hidan one-shot. Sort of an AU set after Hidan's fight with Shikamaru. Hidan is still immortal but no one ever said Jashin didn't have a sense of humor. T for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trouble by Wohitzi reviews
Karin breaks some interesting news to Suigetsu. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Konoha High Chronicals by LittleSaxony reviews
A day in high school- reimagined. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Colours by LadyMartel4000 reviews
Colours tells us alot of things-Black for evil, red for love-etc! Ino reads a magazine that tells you how to seduce your boyfriend by using only three steps. Sakura, Hinata and Tenten try it out! Is it really possible for Sakura to seduce Sasuke after all
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. Rated M for language. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Peppermint Ice Cream by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
A cute fluffy short story. Sakura has some ice cream and Sasuke refuses to have some. Unless... SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Below the Belt by Anguis reviews
All Dudley wanted to do was deliver the letter and return to his perfectly normal, relatively pleasant existence. Luckily for him, fate and Millicent Bulstrode intervened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Dudley D., Millicent B. - Complete
Pulling Strings by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Sakura is living a lonely life in Konoha. What happens when she is sent to Suna to assist with their Medical Corps? Will she find love or more fuel for her anger?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,648 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Operation Cheer Up Granger But Don't Die Trying by MyPhoenixLament reviews
It made the world seem a little unbalanced; Granger was supposed to be Grangerish, and that was simply a fact of life. In which Hermione behaves oddly, Draco goes to ridiculous lengths, and Harry has no idea what's going on. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Say It With A Straight Face by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Okay, Sasuke, here's how you can prove you don't like Sakura. Say 'I don't like Sakura' five times with a straight face!" "I don't -twitch- like Sakura -smirk-" "HA! YOU DO!" "SHUT UP! I JUST... HAD TO SNEEZE!" Sure. Sequel to "Just Press 'Send' "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Suit by waiting4morning reviews
Iruka is forced to the hospital after a sparring match and gets more than he bargained for when Shizune decides to examine him. Featuring het!Iruka. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Iruka U., Shizune - Complete
I Bet You by CagedHeart reviews
I bet you can't go one night at a party." "Are we betting money?" "No, clothes." So it was never a harmless bet, but Tenten didn't think she'd get what she got. Not that she's complaining. Neji/Ten Little Sasu/Saku and minor Shika/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Snap by eryv reviews
The fact that she loves him is bloody general knowledge! If you went to a foreign country where they didn't even know how to count and asked 'Who does Hinata love' they'd slap you and say 'Naruto you idiot' CANCELLED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Make Me by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. Lazy jounin stuck grading genin exams with troublesome, type-A-personality chuunin. Sparks fly. Fluffy first kiss stuff. Rated T for a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Panty Raid by Darkflameangel reviews
Some fantasies are better left unfilled and some dresser drawers unsearched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Say Anything by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
All he wanted was her... why is she asking him this? SASUSAKU Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling for a Devil in a Red Dress by Mistymist reviews
Percy is smitten, Fred is Disgusted and Pansy is well...Pansy. Not mine Rowling still owns the Potterverse I am just playing. Read, Enjoy, Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Percy W., Pansy P. - Complete
Dear Cupid by Randomonium reviews
Dear Cupid, we need to talk about your aim. Love, Temari. ShikaTema, rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crying by Randomonium reviews
Sequel to teasing: Anko has moved in with Kakashi, and is in a foul mood. This causes a little strain, but everything is sorted out in the end. Rated M for swearing, of whihch there is a fair amount.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Teasing by Randomonium reviews
Sequel to Waking : Anko visits Kakashi at the training grounds. By the time the kids are dismissed, they are well and truly traumatised due to... things that were said. Yeah. Rated M cos I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Green Beast Meets the Stone Beast by themadanimeotaku reviews
First Attempt at a Rock Lee Fanfic. Rock LeeXOC story. Lee is depressed because he thinks he is unloved, but wait until he meets Iwagakure's Stone Beast Kunoichi, Hyperia No Iwa. Rated M. Heavy on the funny silly stuff in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Lee R. - Complete
Finding Out by Randomonium reviews
A bunch of Konoha shinobi decide to question Shikamaru and Temari as to the exact nature of their relationship, with some results they did not expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Expectation Of Privacy by Tiger5913 reviews
Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Are You, or Are You Not? by Xmarksthespot reviews
"Sasuke, your favourite food are tomatoes right?" Team7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dropping in Unannounced by Randomonium reviews
Kiba and Naruto decide to drop in on Shikamaru unannounced. What they then encounter surprises them very much....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
More Deadly Than The Male by Lellian reviews
Why Tayuya and brothels don’t mix and why Kidoumaru really, really didn’t want to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kidomaru, Tayuya - Complete
Hanyou Times Two by TwistedHilarity reviews
A mistake costs Miroku his full humanity, and now there's not one hanyou, but two. And there's an awful lot of fun that a hentai hanyou can get himself into, after all... rated for future chapters. MirSan, secondary InuKag romance, humor, lang,lemon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Miroku, Sango
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Just Press 'Send' by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
What happens when a guy and a girl meet through the Internet? A fan fiction about fanfiction . net itself. Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Types of Coercion by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Sometimes it feels like all there is when it comes to women is manipulation. Then, he's proved wrong by he woman who ALWAYS proves him wrong. Troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Full Set by Tierfal reviews
Mirrors can be quite enlightening. A oneshot Dramione. Rated cautiously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning Something New by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. Warning: fluffiness and repeative-ness. Numerous pairings. School is a bit more difficult than the guys expected. But, maybe their tutors can help them out. Maybe, learning something new is not always a bad thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Warlords Fall the Hardest by HoukouNoSuno reviews
He dully realized he had only ever kissed her mouth, something he had an abrupt urge to change. Major SuiKa. :On hiatus till school lets out:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi: Cheap by Reinao Tanaka reviews
ItaHana AU Fic. If you're looking for love at first sight, don't read this. Sometimes perceptions must be overcome before love has a chance to bloom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Movie Night by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- Backlit by the porch light, the fine shape of Sakura's body stood out in sharp relief to the rest of the dark neighborhood. His eyes briefly traced her contours. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ANJ: Hidden Hearts of the Hidden Leaf by ZenosParadox reviews
Future Fic set in Konoha. Ch 1 Bulldog & Whippet Ch 2 Men & Pigs in love Ch 3 Hot times for Raido & Hana; frustration for Genma Ch 4 Hearts revealed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hana I., Raidou N. - Complete
An Agreeable Arrangement by NessieGG reviews
AU. Story 6 of the New York Society series. Chief of NYPD Asuma Sarutobi dislikes visiting his father's office, even if his dad is the mayor of New York. But the mayor's new secretary gives him a reason to visit. And that's not all she gives him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A New Tactic by fantasmefantastic reviews
OneShot. SasuSaku. No ownage of Naruto here. Sakura has devised a new tactic to catch Sasuke's attention, and get him to at least acknowledge her. The question is; will it work?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Really is 'Yummy' by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Having to Think and Liking to Think by TaintedMoonlight reviews
It's all the thoughts in his head that make the day more tedious, but the thoughts concerning HER aren't so bad. He could live on the thoughts concerning her. He could live just sharing thoughts with her. Living isn't quite a chore with her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
But It's Wet by To-MAH-To reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have just finished watching a movie, and it's storming outside. Due to Temari's stubbornness, Shikamaru isn't spending the night at her house. Fluffy. ShikaTem Very slight sex references. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Muffin by violaqu33n reviews
Shino eats muffins. Ino likes muffins. Shibi is very very perverted. Only hell can happen now! ShinoxIno! Rated T for frenching and language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting Her Win by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru loved to see her win...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Godiva by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Fighters and Dreamers by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen. I do not own Naruto, or any of the songs. The guys are a big shot band. The girls are a small town success. And they're about to meet up for the first time in five years...oh boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Blank Canvas by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKankuro, smut] Paint is Kankuro's specialty, but Ino knows just how to use his own weapons against him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Honey by coconutmandarin reviews
He never finished his sentence because Tenten pulled his face forward none too gently and pressed her mouth to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Riceballs by krizzlybear reviews
Ino is about to leave for a mission, and won't be seeing her special person for a few days. Luckily, he's gone out of his way to make her a special bento. Too bad he sucks at cooking. InoShino. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Inebriated Inquest by Sayaka-sama reviews
Wherein Sasuke learns the hard way that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, drunk, on her period, and with a few questions to ask. Crackfic. Platonic!SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Ignorance Equals What? by oakenshieldmaiden reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi discuss babies. Oneshot, drabble, other than slight! KonoHana no real pairings, although JiraiyaxTsunade, and KibaHina, ShinoHina and onesided KibaxHanabi could easily be read into it. SOME MAJOR SPOILERS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hanabi H., Konohamaru S. - Complete
For the love of Hyuuga by Chaos-Paladin reviews
Hyuuga Neji, a proud and powerful branch member, yearns for answers that disturbs his peaceful nights. Fortunately, there is one person who can help him overcome. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Pocahontas: A Smexy Guide to Sex by Kioa reviews
In a humorous tutorial with Pocahontas and John, I reveal the safe and fun way to write a sex scene without discouraging readers, making FF remove your story, or feeling awkward about writing the nightlife of two fictional characters.
Pocahontas - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Movie Night by Penbrydd reviews
[BFV]Kotetsu decides that his friends need to relax, so he calls a movie night. This week: Kotetsu wonders what the hell Hayate's doing with that crazy ANBU chick. Hayate is wrong, no matter what, and Yuugao is slowly losing her patience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Kotetsu H., Hayate G. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Someone Screaming by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Now, amongst the screams of the past and the tears of today, he realises that he doesn’t want to be the one who makes her cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Draco Malfoy Suffers From Postcoital Narcolepy by somandalicious reviews
DMHG A few visits to the healer was all Draco needed to remedy his strange constitution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Valentine's what? by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
Naruto is baffled, he gets a box of chocolate that is 'For Valentine's'. Read as our blonde hero tries to find out what the heck is going on and why did Hinata give the box to him and why she is having a fever... Oh it's NaruHina too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Gift Wrapped by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
Kunoichi Christmas party, Male Shinobi Christmas party. Punch, giftwrappings and a diabolical scheme by a devious Jonin who likes to dance naked around the tree. Poor Naruto won't even know what hit him. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
He Loves Me He Loves Me Not by dave-d reviews
Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
RAMEN 101 by dave-d reviews
Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Gravity by Sayaka-sama reviews
This ought to shut her up. KakaSaku 675 word drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by dave-d reviews
Hinata had been waiting a long time, after making great efforts to spruce up. Naruto never showed. How could he do that? On a day like this!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Karaoke No Jutsu by dave-d reviews
The gang is at a new entertainment center. It doesn't take a genius to guess why Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten slip something into Hinata's drink, just before it's her turn to sing. How cluelss is Naruto, and what will it take to open his eyes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Neko Sasuke by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Slytherins Are Devious Bastards by Heptagon reviews
When Harry makes it to the breakfast in the Great Hall, Ron is busy eating while Hermione is giving an evil glare to the jug of pumpkin juice in front of her and.. counting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Were You Thinking! by dave-d reviews
Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by dave-d reviews
In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
An Heir of Pure Blood by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
Hiashi is disappointed at his children and wants an heir of pure blood. Adding a touch of passion spice to Hinata's and Neji's food would seem like a way to go. Oneshot NaruHina with a touch of NejiTenten... and no, it's not a lemon story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pirate's Princess by silveris reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sounds cliche, but that's how Hermione sees it as she wanders the night as Jane, Draco Malfoy's woman. [DMHG Ficexchange Hot Summer Nights entry, NC17, DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inutachi's Spring Break by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
The gang is worn down by their continuous hunt for the Shikon fragments and decide to take a break. Ahhh nice to have great spring break... if you don't have school work, or a lecherous monk trying to grope you. And where's Inuyasha? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Mind FucFun by Rionarch reviews
Inoshi's proud of his duaghter. Scared to death of her but proud none the less. InoxNaruto ShinoxIno delusion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Ino Y., Inoichi Y. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven Centric] In which Team Seven is caught in a blizzard and Sasuke learns to accept a bit of affection.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
She's frightened, and yet it's something that she wants so much. Either way, it's happening now, and she isn't going to run. GenmaxShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Spanish Fly by Wheezambu reviews
When Kagome is accidentally given a youkai aphrodisicac, it has some unexpected results for Inuyasha. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Still Unwritten by Ojufemi reviews
[NejixTenten oneshot] It's Neji's birthday! But he doesn't seem to happy about it. What happens after Tenten finds him and things get interesting? Filled with fluff and bits of humor. [Rated M just to be safe.][Characters slightly OOC. Sorry!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Her One Desire by Marmalade Fever reviews
On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cycles aren't Parallel by Rionarch reviews
ObitoKakashiRin. JiraiyaOrochimaruTsunade. Naruto just didn't want to fit in this time, but Sasuke and Sakure dived right in.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Kiss me, Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Cold by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
He was a lady magnet and uses his looks to get info. She uses her body to attract her male targets. Now, a little bet brings them closer. Could these two learn how to love when they keep toying with feelings? AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shooting the Breeze by dave-d reviews
The guys get together to talk. What would one expect them to chat about? Who might that cause trouble for? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Distractions by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Shizune x Iruka, as requested by Sheo Darren] Shizune gets distracted, Iruka is a gentleman, and Shikamaru finds a way to skip out on work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Shizune, Iruka U. - Complete
School Is In Session! by dave-d reviews
Naruto needed to teach someone a lesson. Two girls. An embarrassment of romantic riches. But, enough is enough. [short oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Basilisk, King of Serpents by donahermurphy reviews
Oneshot. He's hungry, bored, and severely annoyed. Riddle's been bossing him about for weeks. And who on earth is Barry Cotter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by dave-d reviews
Kiba and Lee on a clandestine mission, pilfering mistletoe. Naruto in trouble again. Will Hinata get her kiss? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Literal Interpretation by dave-d reviews
Naruto got told off big time by Tsunade. None too happy, he made certain to make his displeasure known. When will he ever learn? [Silly one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
About a Book by Arkhe reviews
Anko's having a bad day and she's all up for sharing the pain. Kakashi becomes an unwilling participant. [Lime scented]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Up From the Ashes by dave-d reviews
Naruto had seen ups and downs throughout his entire life, but nothing like the tragedies that befell him in his early twenties. What could bring the light back into his life? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
9 Months of Happiness by Joy-girl reviews
It's that 9 months that most married women go through and Sakura begins to question her happiness with Sasuke. To further complicate things, there’s a growing discomfort with a neighboring village to match the discomfort at home. -SasuSaku - In Character-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Campfire Story by dave-d reviews
Shinobi camping on vacation. A roaring campfire. Ghost stories. Something goes wrong. Horribly wrong. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Ooops! by dave-d reviews
Naruto is in the hospital, after coming back from a mission with Asuna's team. Hinata stops by for a visit, overhearing some grave prognostic talk. She tells an unmoving Naruto what he meant to her life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Happy Birthday by dave-d reviews
One shot story. 'Happy' and 'Birthday' are not two words that usually go together for Hyuuga Hinata, not even after her reconciliation with her family. Why would this Birthday be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
The Little Things by dave-d reviews
[N x H] Short oneshot story. What has Hinata so happy, that she is oblivious to the dangers around her? Ino, Sakura, Ten Ten, and Kurenei try to find out, while keeping her in one piece.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Field of Dreams by dave-d reviews
One shot. Naruto and Hinata had begun training together during their free time. There was something that Naruto had dreamed about. Would he have the courage to do it on his own?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Got Your Nose! no Jutsu by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Happy Birthday Sasuke! In an attempt to rid himself of his pesky little brother for afternoon, Itachi shows Sasuke a little trick as an early birthday present.... [CuteCreepy]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pictures on the Wall by Oritsu reviews
Kouga returns to the last remaining village of the wolf youkai, defeated and bitter. But there's no rest for the weary because Ayame has a few bones to pick with him. Rated for lemony situations.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Kouga, Ayame
Wanting by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Now that Sasuke had a taste, will he still be at peace with himself? Or will the secret continue to haunt him for as long as he lives? Sequel to “Worst Days”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Favor by dave-d reviews
Fluff-filled one shot exploration. Hinata would do anything to help Naruto. But, maybe she should have asked him what the favor was, before she accepted. A story in honor of Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Down the Aisle by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request and epilogue to Inori. Tenten must walk down the aisle as bridesmaid for his cousin's wedding, even if it'll kill him...or make him look at his teammate the way he wouldn't admit out loud.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Chit Chat by dave-d reviews
Naruto worked ever harder at his training, but not without some people worrying about him. Someone is sent by the Hokage to check on him. She was the obvious choice. [N x H] Prequel to 'Mixed Company'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Snap Judgment by dave-d reviews
Hinata and Naruto prepare for their first night of intimacy. Hinata left Naruto with just one task. Was that asking too much? One shot story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
The Wink by Aria327 reviews
Where can you find yarn, peanuts and Draco Malfoy all in one place? Hermione Granger's mind, of course. A little trip following one girl's train of thought proves to be very interesting, especially as she rants about her favorite subject-Malfoy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intoxicated by syaoran no hime reviews
AKA why Neji must not be left drunk. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Title and Registration by moveablehistory reviews
Sometimes a marriage of convenience is little more that a piece of paper signed and registered. Sometimes, it's a lot more. Written for the LJ dmhgficexchange fall challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Leishe reviews
Sasuke is unwillingly dragged to the mall, and bumps into Sakura. What results is a strangely good time...until Kakashi and Naruto are thrown into the mess [Sasuke x Sakura] oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Entropy by Wynn reviews
A piece of advice: don't drink firewhisky if your entire world is crashing down about your head in a most spectacular fashion. Otherwise you'll end up in the middle of the Shrieking Shack on your last night at Hogwarts kissing Draco Malfoy. Like me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Affirmation by Melpomene melancholica reviews
Uchiha Sasuke discovers he does have a sense of humor. Angst or humor? It depends on the reader.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2002
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Akatsuki Fundraising reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Bird Watching reviews
The hobby of observing and identifying birds in their natural habitat. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Regret In Passing
A bittersweet moment in the life of a tragic man. Not all love is returned, but that does not lessen its impact. A special story for St Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Father Knows Best reviews
Hermione Granger was always the retiring type but that doesn't explain why she's skived off from a Ministry function to take refuge from her father under a table. Draco Malfoy was known for a volatile temper but he hardly expected it to land him in a muggle emergency ward, especially with his father standing over him, preventing his exit. However could they be connected?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Duck and the Raven reviews
He thought he was content with their ending, staying with Ahiru, keeping her company at her pond. But he could no longer bear the dissatisfaction. It was time to make a change. Inspired by the Gypsy folk tale, 'The Black Hen', Fakir undertakes to change their futures, by writing a story about the only character that matters, Ahiru.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Ahiru, Fakir
The Vet's Apprentice reviews
The smell of good food wafts from the Inuzuka's house, and it ISN'T take out. An injured dog, a shy girl and a meddling older sister. Kiba will have his hands full. NaruxHina and possibly others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kiba I.
Gossip reviews
It's a gala Ministry event, a night for rubbing shoulders with all the big names, making connections and meeting new faces. They've rubbed more than shoulders, they're big names in their own right, and every new face is making a connection between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Whether it's true or not, the gossips will talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Orochimaru Death Scenarios reviews
Because Orochimaru could have, and should have, died so many times during the series. Here are a few ways it could have happened. Rated for Language, Character Deaths and Graphic Scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Leaving reviews
Karin wasn't going to say goodbye. She wasn't going to ask for permission to leave. But, as usual, Suigetsu had to make things difficult. Slightly dark one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Positive Reinforcement reviews
He was everything he said was. Everything! So why did that make him feel so down?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Used Daedric Artefacts reviews
Travel with Nathan, a newly arrived Breton, as he explores the Imperial Province, finding problems and weapons aplenty, including the rare (but secondhand) Daedric Artefacts. Warning: Stories unleash all the sarcastic and frustrated comments of normal gamers. Events may or may not follow the Daedric Shrine Quests exactly.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
A Marriage of Convenience reviews
"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mystery Orb reviews
There was a small hitch in the Death Eaters' plan, a loophole that Harry Potter could exploit. Score: Death Eaters 0, Harry Potter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Leaving It Alone reviews
When he confessed, she didn't know what to say and he took her silence as an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dismissing Dumbledore reviews
I think it's about time we all overcame our admiration for the Headmaster and admit that he had the propensity to make really stupid decisions. This is one of them. Also included, for your viewing pleasure, is my opinion of how Harry should have reacted to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Proposal reviews
Because only Karin is crazy enough to slap a guy for proposing, and only Suigetsu is stubborn enough to try it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Detention with Professor Umbridge reviews
If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
At Water's Edge reviews
Set after the Fourth Shinobi War; Karin has escaped from Konoha, intent on avoiding any reminders of her old life, but one person remains determined to reconnect. She's dancing the water's edge; will she have the strength to dive in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jutsu Misfire reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Love, Lust and the Exploration of Foliage reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have found each other. Naruto's looking for them. Karin is not. Suigetsu has found Karin. Karin found Naruto. Naruto found Hinata. And Tsunade has reprimanded them all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can't Wait To Get On The Road Again reviews
They're stuck in a tiny town, in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to do. Suigetsu's bored, Karin's extremely happy and Sasuke's hiding in his room, doing something secretive. Honestly, the less time they spend in enclosed spaces, the better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
In the void reviews
Following the end of the Fourth Shinobi War, Sasuke Uchiha returned to Konoha. He did not return openly and with remorse. He entered the village covertly, still intent on vengeance for his destroyed clan. He was captured, imprisoned and punished.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mrs Weasley reviews
"I love Mrs Weasley!" A story about alcohol, a wedding night, Mrs Weasley and coitus interuptis. Rated T for swearing and vague sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Green Day reviews
"Happy Green Day!" "Zetsu? What are you talking about? And where did all these plants come from?" "I told you eating people makes you insane!" "As if the split personality wasn't a big enough hint!" Rated T for mild coarse language. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
A Historical Sidestory reviews
The reason behind the foundation of the Yamanaka Flower Shop was quite simple. Ties in with Chapter 10 of The Vet's Apprentice. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Inoichi Y., Tsume I. - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls reviews
Sasuke's hormones have hit, and at eighteen, he is stuck with only Madara for company. This leads to night excursions and Madara is not pleased. Parody. Rated for sexual references, however does not contain sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jiraiya's Gamble reviews
Jiraiya has a plan to achieve his ultimate desire. It has a fifty-fifty chance of success. On second thought, better make that forty-sixty. Thirty-seventy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Strange Happenings reviews
Strange things are happening in Konoha: Hinata makes her move, Kiba has been jumped, Tenten lays a trap, Neji apologizes, Sasuke is crying, Anko is committed, there are Hyugas dancing in the streets and Naruto proves that pickup lines DO get the girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki Pranksters reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Kankuro's Party reviews
It's Kankuro's birthday and he's in for a surprise, and so are a few others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kankuro - Complete
Stargazing reviews
It's a beautiful night and the stars are out. A short ficlet inspired by a song.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Persistence reviews
Persistence pays, but sometimes you aren't the one who collects. Read and find out who really wins the date with Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ebisu's Birthday Surprise reviews
The title says it all. It's Ebisu's birthday and he's in for a surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ebisu, Anko M. - Complete