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Joined 01-03-10, id: 2202928, Profile Updated: 07-05-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Supernatural, and Glee.

Hello everybody! I am maryjblige4evr, and I absolutely LOVE fanfic.I write about Glee, Harry Potter, Ouran High School, celebrities, and anything or anyone you guys want me 2 write about! My stories are mushy, lovey dovey stories, not usually dirty, unless you want them 2 be, ooooOOOOOooooo! lol! So send me messages and tell me what you think about my stories, bye! ;)

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Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm (trying to be) ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I (would love to) hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm (kinda) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

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Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,739 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Hocus Pocus by MoistTowelette reviews
Kurt, Tina, and Santana are witches. When a spell one of them casts goes dangerously wrong, chaos erupts at school and it's up to them to put everything back to normal before innocent people get hurt. Eventual Puckurt. M for Language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Price Of A Soul by angelofunderworld reviews
After Sirius's death Harry decides it's time to stop the charade. Against Dumbledore and Voldemort Harry races to find the weapon both seem desprate to possess, while he's determined to capture a certain blonde's heart. Dark Harry- WARNING INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
How Wonderful Life Is Now You're In The World by MoistTowelette reviews
Kurt is crushing on the one boy he shouldn't be crushing on. Will he ever return his feelings? And if he does, will he be everything Kurt's ever dreamed of, or will it be a beautiful disaster?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 166,510 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Because of Me by mangakittenclaws reviews
A painful breakup, a few hurtful words and a bunch of cookies and rum was all it took to get Kurt into Puck's bed. What happens when someone becomes too attached? Warnng: sexual violation
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,679 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The System by TheGloriousWar reviews
Kurt Hummel always knew that he was special. Even before he discovered his new abilities. Eventual Puck/Kurt General New Directions
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Weeks of Muggles by writing.with.a.flourish reviews
Dumbledore has a plan for house-unity. He places Harry, Ron, Blaise, and Draco in the same house without magic for a week. While there, they must complete a different task everyday to pass their classes. H/D, R/B.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,144 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
A funny thing happened reboot by GayforKurt reviews
Puck has suddenly realized that Kurt Hummel did some serious growing up over the summer. NB: This is it, folks; remember, it's rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,379 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Mary's Song: Kurt and Puck by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
AU. Kurt and Puck are best friends that live next door to each other and grow up together. Heartbreak, betrayal, and ultimately, love, follow them. Multi-chapter songfic based off of "Mary's Song Oh My My My " by Taylor Swift. Longer summary inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Merlin's Carrier by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
part of the Merlin's Best Friend series. when Merlin collapses during Arthur's speech the three idiots fight over who gets to carry Merlin to Gaius' rooms.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
The Real Me by Dyl01 reviews
Story of Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel, who they really are and what they really mean to each other. One day, Puck finds himself questioning who he really is and finds answers in the most unlikely of places. Eventual Slash. I own nothing but my jacket :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by IceQueenRia reviews
While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] D. Karofsky - Complete
Saving MaryJane by vlora reviews
Stevie has made it his mission to save Mary-Jane from the Green Goblin, for Spiderman's sake. Sam-Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Fairytale by Pietruszkowa reviews
Kurt/Sam. Sam tells his little sister bedtime story about Lima princess and blond wanderer.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
You Can Tell Me Anything by RuthYourFace reviews
Kurt Hummel is helping Sam Evans and his family get by and one night decides to bring dinner. The best friends settle for a quiet night in with Sam's siblings, but Sam has more on his mind than he can show.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Babysitting with Kurt by MrsHummelXx reviews
Kurt helps his boyfriend, Sam, Babysit Sam s siblings. Lot s of Kum fluff. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Draw With Me by IceQueenRia reviews
He shouldnt have looked through his sketchpad. When he did, he ought to be alarmed. When he's caught, the last thing he should do is offer 2 pose nude 4 the artist. But how was he to know the other teen would agree? Full summ inside. One-shot. Kum.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Kurt H., Sam E.] - Complete
Honour Bound by Draeconin reviews
Lucius Malfoy acquires a life debt. Draco pays. But that's just the start, as Harry's life is turned upside down ... again. He finds out his history is a lie, the castle has a soul, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,341 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Kisses by Kermodei reviews
A little talk with Stacy and Kurt is suddenly aware...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
The Song by xsiriuslyhevanx reviews
After something private that Sam has written about Kurt goes public Sam is humiliated and runs to the bathroom and Kurt decides to follow. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Memoirs of a Humble Dancer by RaiRai92 reviews
Mike has always been one to blend into the crowd, not one to be noticed, but when he meets Kurt, he's inspired to take a chance and be himself and be a better person, and they become best friends. But is that really all there is to it?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Mike C., Kurt H. - Complete
I Thee Put a Ring On by Reni-Chan reviews
Kum / Hevans One-shot Sequel to, "A Question for Sir Andrew" At Stacie's play-wedding, Sam makes a "proposal" of his own. T for minor language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
A Question for Sir Andrew by Reni-Chan reviews
Kum / Hevans One-shot Stacie's tea parties don't usually include the imparting of great wisdom, but apparently the teddy bear is a wizard.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
All Your Midday Prayers by Kyra Rivers reviews
When Kurt and Blaine offer to babysit Sam's brother and sister, it hits Sam a little harder than he expected. And not in a good way. Kurt/Blaine & Sam friendship fic. Spoilers up to 2x19, "Rumours"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Sam needs Kurt to love by yoshi456 reviews
Sam uses his 'Justin Bieber' look to win Kurt's love
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by A Darker Heaven reviews
Kurt decides to spend the first week of summer at football camp, and has to share a room with Puck. Puck, after having a very long year of life changing events, slowly starts to realize his true feelings for the team's kicker.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,793 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Yào fúwù To Serve by AsianCutie93 reviews
There are times when Sebastian is too busy to tend to Ciel's every whim. It is during those rare times that the Phantomhive boy must depend on his other pieces, such as a Chinese pawn. Rated M for sexual content.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Lau, Ciel P. - Complete
Book by PariahCam reviews
My winning entry for the Merlin Slash Pair Fan Fiction Booty Fest on Tumblr. Merlin/Lancelot
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Merlin, Lancelot - Complete
A Series of OneShots by xsiriuslyhevanx reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots of Hevans. More recent update: Kurt visits Sam while there his little sister asks them to play house and plays the role of being parents to Sam's siblings, but when Kurt leaves will he get a goodnight kiss from "Daddy"? R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Bat Out Of Hell by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
I Hate You, I Promise by IceQueenRia reviews
"I can't stand your lesbian girlfriend," Kurt told him. "And I hate you, I promise."...With a sneer, Puck responded "I hate you too"..."I just love you even more." One of them added in a whisper...Love/Hate what's the difference? It's still just passion.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,119 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by EternusCaries1 reviews
Harry and Draco both run away from home. Harry because he wants to get revenge for Sirius and Draco because his father has just told him that the Dark Lord was coming and that he wanted a special audience with Draco himself. SLASH FIC HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,904 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
A Harry Potter Christmas by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Crack fic using the rhyming prose from "Twas the Night Before Christmas". Definite slash, mild language, AVPM reference. What would Harry do on Christmas Eve with his best friends and a sexy Slytherin boy we all know and love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by AuthorAnonymous45 reviews
One-shot as a late Christamas present to maryjblige4evr. why? This is not how I wanted to spend my night. Stuck under the mistletoe with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten Memories Before the Tempest by angelofunderworld reviews
Draco comes into his inheritance before fith year,meeting his two crazy new mentors who acompany him back to hogwarts, who knows what will happen...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
I Can Make You a Man by Psychedelic-City reviews
"You're gonna poke me with a WHAT?" Kurt helps Sam rehearse for WMHS's production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Spoilers for RHGS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Three Times by idioticonion reviews
Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Yes by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Marshall had his band, Lily had karate, Ted had architecture, but what was Barney's dream? When Barney asks Ted the question he has always wanted to ask him, will he get a yes? Takes place after Unfinished.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Barney S., Ted M.
Use Somebody by No1MournsTheWicked reviews
Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,033 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kurt's Babysitting Adventure by Live2Entertain reviews
Just a short, cute drabble I came up with.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
How Things Work by Crawler reviews
It's hard to be both a Cheerio and a Gleek at WHMS, especially if you're a guy, but Kurt wasn't expecting the year to be like this... Kurt/Sam, eventual Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Enemies Forgotten by hpgirl4ever reviews
Harry is being driven crazy by an overly clingy Ginny, Draco just dumped Pansy. See how the two long time enemies get over their past and slowly fall in love. Written for pick a number any number challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,014 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
BARBEQ by Annabeth Darcy reviews
Christmas Eve and Brian host a barbecue to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. RodXNicky pairing.
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
50 ways to annoy Lancelot by Princessa Guinevere reviews
Yup, I saw it and I wanted a crack at the whip. Enjoy. I really despise this guy. WARNINGS- Slash Lancelot/Uther, Gwen bashing, implied Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Lancelot, Merlin/Lancelot, Lancelot/Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
His Hurricane by NeverThink reviews
Perry Cox hates his current situation. He's feeling cold towards Jordan, spiteful towards the hospital and frustrated towards JD and his new emotions for him. Cox/JD SLASH. I own nothing - except a love for Scrubs. Please R&R, I'll give you e-Cookies.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
If love is the answer, please repeat the question? by Charlysnape reviews
Draco is dropped on Harry's door step by Dumbledore during the holidays after Draco's father is murdered and Narcissa joins the Order, what will happen when the boys get back to school for their sixth year? HPXDM. REVIEW PLEASE :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,697 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Perfect Man by PrincessTaya reviews
well, Sam and Dean get into an argument which leads to a bet which leads to Dean showing Sam a thing or two about what it really means to be It's Slash SO Beware!I Own Nothing!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cake flavored Kiss by cumberbumz reviews
Mori finds himself losing control of his emotions and can't help the desire to taste Honey's cake... MorixHoney/HoneyxMori. YAOI. FLUFF. You've been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
And The Flavor Lasted by Kikiza reviews
Time is ticking away... Mori can't hold his feelings in but can't tell...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Can't Start A Fire by Harry Fado reviews
Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Remember When It Rained? by dmitri reviews
A Valentine's Ball - love is in the air... along with paper hearts. Warnings: slash, HPDM, DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Star by idioticonion reviews
Both Marshall and Barney are convinced that they're the one who can blow Ted's mind. Explicit M/M slash. Set Season 4, after The Three Days Rule.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Comedic Soap Opera! by McAwsome reviews
When you go to a magic school, there's gonna be drama. Hogwarts is no exception. Follow the students as they laugh, cry, learn about life, shoot milk out their noses, fall in love, all the while struggling to survive potions class. SEASON 2 NOW started!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,377 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FiWizardTournament by Tigerflesh reviews
Hogwarts is participating in the Triwizard Tournament. But something about this year's competition is different, new. This year, a fourth school will participate. How will the students of Silvergates affect the outcome of the Tournament? And Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexual Healing by BeyondMello1317 reviews
The Host Club is playing tag and Hikaru carelessly runs into Hani. He gets upset and no one knows what to do until Mori steps in. Will he know what to do? Haruhi's POV.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Queen's Green Eyes by HelliousAngel reviews
The Queen's, Kaoru Saionji's, green eyes displayed an interesting yet hidden characteristic; Envy. Pairing: King and Queen/ Niwa and Kaoru
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
It's Over by Craxy reviews
Sasuke cheats on Naruto, this causes Naruto to kick him out and get a new place!.....He moves in with Kiba. Need we say more..KibaNaruto, SasukeNaruto, SasukeIno, GaaraSakura, yaoi, mpreg, violence. Second story RR........ Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Gakuen Heaven Drabble Collection by Koji-Sama756 reviews
A collection of Gakuen Heaven drabbles...individual ratings and pairings at the beginning of each story...Pairings: Niwa/Kaoru, Koji/Takuto, and eventual Hide/Omi
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Sweet Tooth by fullmetalwings reviews
Yaoi One Shot. Hunny gets a cavity, and Mori helps with the pain. Mori's point of view. This is my first fanfiction ever. I hope it is ok.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Car Wash by eclecticxdetour reviews
COMPLETE[WINCEST of the SamDean persuasion][rated M for Extreme SLASH] Sammy washes the Impala
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The King Dances by jellybeanfactory reviews
Niwa wants a tradition established in Bell Liberty School. Kaoru resists.
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2007
Royal Flush by banishing gun reviews
The King and Queen of Bell Liberty have a little early morning run in. Probably a T rating but better safe than sorry I guess. Kaoru X Niwa
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
A Valentine's Day To Remember by bleedingxheart reviews
It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
20 Reasons We Believe the Scooby Gang are Stoners by McAwsome reviews
We have compiled a list and added comments, so now it is not a list, though it is still funny.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Boys by Bob Rhynoplasty reviews
Oliver was gay. That was pretty much a given. He realized it when he joined the Quidditch team. So many attractive boys showering around him...it was heaven for the young Scotsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Like This Would EVER Happen by RenieandtheMoo reviews
Krum falls in love with Seamus. Like I need to warn anyone it's slash. Please read and review. We do need a title still, so if anyone thinks of one...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Viktor K., Seamus F. - Complete
Be my companion? by Suika Severin reviews
darksarcasms translation of my german story. Draco is rescued and hides from his father in Harry Potters home. As cat. No hbp, AU. the english of the translator is much better than mine smile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Temptation in the Form of a Finnigan by RainShadow reviews
Seamus finds out Harry is available and tries to seduce him. Chapters9 & 10 up! Slash, obviously. It's a fluffy piece, be warned, and even if you don't love Seamus it's good for a laugh. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2002 - Published: 9/16/2001 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
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The Power of Youth reviews
I'm tired, bored, and just finished the X-man movies. SO, now I'm posting my horribly misguided Glee version. For all the die hard X-man fans, this is a blond, uninformed version, so please don't flame me for inaccuracies in plots, superpowers, etc.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
Beauty and the Badass reviews
Kurt's gay. Puck's a badass. You know what that means. SEXY MAN LUVVINZ! Rated M for sexual things to come in later chapters. And cussing. Lots and lots of cussing. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
The Joys of Babysitting reviews
Random one-shots involving Kurt, Sam, and Sam's siblings. Rating may go up or down, I haven't decided. R&R please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H.
Song of the Siren reviews
Dean and Sam are head over heels for each other, but why? A mysterious creature with a magical song might provide the answer to that.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Devil In Me reviews
Draco wants Harry, and is willing to put on a show to get him. SLASH/ kinda sorta one/two-shot maybe. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
SupaStarr reviews
Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MoneyHoni! reviews
What happens when Honi becomes a stripper? Get's better, I promise! So PLEASE READ! Or me and my imaginary friends Mandorz and Bai-chanshall destroy you!:
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
ipod shuffle love story reviews
Kyouya and Kaoru's relationship made through song! It's a lot better than it sounds. Please read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Just Say Yes reviews
My first slash, hope you guys like it! p.s.PLZZ comment and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete