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Joined 01-03-10, id: 2203099, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Ink Exchange.

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Books Worth Reading (In my opinion):

Harry Potter series by J.K.Rowling

Lord of the Rings series (and anything by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Hollow Kingdom Trilogy by Clare B. Dunkle

Wicked Lovely series by Melissa Marr

Earthsea Trilogy by Ursula K. Le Guin

Anything and everything by Gail Carson Levine

Various Quotes by Various People

Being a writer means stopping in the middle of a great session because the cat just threw up. Clare Dunkle

Being a writer means working alone, so there is no one around to tell you how great that last sentence was—but you have no qualms about doing it yourself. Clare Dunkle

Being a writer means chewing gum while you write dialog because otherwise your lips will move and people walking by will think you’re a moron. Clare Dunkle

If someone says there are a million stars, people believe them. If they say a bench has wet paint, people have to touch it. Not sure...

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice!

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with in 'Accordance with the Prophecy.'

Skip down the hall rather than walk
and see how many looks you get.

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

Sing along at the opera.

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you have a headache.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

And write on everyone!

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Disenchanted by Artanis reviews
‘Yet each man kills the thing he loves…’ Maeve Sinclaire will cherish and rue the day Tom Riddle ever laid eyes upon her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,122 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by crystalline'maia reviews
The Chamber of Secrets wasn’t just the only chamber filled with secrets in Hogwarts. There was also another chamber, one that kept all the knowledge and treasures of the four founders, and psychopathic Tom Riddle is trying to get it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Slytherin Target by MalfoyRocks reviews
She was the daughter of his father's enemy and he wanted to make her suffer. He was the son of a Death Eater and she was afraid of him. What happens when she starts to mean more to him than just a target for his anger?Draco/OC **FINALLY CHAPTER 20**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,293 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Draco M., OC
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
In Which Remus Confesses by EnglishGrlVerity reviews
This is a short look at how Remus first fell in love, how she got him to admit what his secret was, and what happened after. Rated T but doesn't get into Adult detail. Def. AU because it is not in the books. Please Read and Comment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by CharmingCharlie reviews
I was sure she was a new student because I'd never seen her before. But I found myself both absorbed by her and resentful for it. She plagued my thoughts, and I was sure to be damned for it. Draco&OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., OC
Nursing a Hope by Artanis reviews
Seyda is a young elf of Du Weldenvarden, a daughter of Two dragon riders who were killed in the Fall. As told from her point of view, she meets Eragon and is a little more than dubious of a human rider. This is her story. Book based.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Arya, Murtagh
Her Path by iona-vln reviews
1942. To confirm his suspicions, Dumbledore entrusts a Ravenclaw prefect to investigate the mysterious Tom Riddle. A complex relationship forms between the two prefects, tables turning as she delves deeper into the grim life of the young Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Raise Your Hand of You Want to be That Apple! by Michelle Black a.k.a Elle reviews
Michelle Black makes a bet with Hermione about a certain Blond. The ending results is more than she ever imagine
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
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Lost and Found reviews
The age-old question: Can you love someone and keep it a secret from the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Once in His Life reviews
Her life would have been so much easier if she had never made the mistake of disarming him...*Would love reviews.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - OC, Tom R. Jr.
Sheila's Fantasy reviews
He charmed her before he ever even spoke to her. Reviews appreciated.
Ink Exchange - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Chance Encounters reviews
Riddle is compelled to make a detour after he kills his grandparents and father. Not that he wanted to, but "no" just wasn't an option.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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