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Joined 01-03-10, id: 2203160, Profile Updated: 04-18-11
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Hello! I am currently working on a fanfiction entitled "What's Going On?". To be honest, it's just a little ditty that came to me over my mid-semester break, and doesn't have a true plot necessarily. And while I was able to upload the prologue through chapter four very quickly, and have most of chapter five written, progress has definitely slowed. That mostly due to the amount of school work I currently have to do. Forgive me, please, to anyone who is reading it.

Anyway, I'll just let you know a little about myself. I'm a 22 year old University third year from the United States. My focus is International Relations and I studied in Tokyo in the summer term of 2010.

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter and Kingdom Hearts, though any manga or book I've read, or any video game I've played is fair game. That being said, however, I'm very picky about which ships I like, prefer, or will even tolerate. More on that later, though.

So, yeah, I hope that everyone enjoys whatever I am able to post (I already have a few more ideas floating around in my head, oh my!). See you around!

PS - Feel free to recommend stories to me; I'm open to most genres, as long as the writing style is good and the plot is intriguing. :)


If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and bold what applies to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST drink vodka all the time.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY, TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*ssy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST sit around and contemplate suicide all day.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, and then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Copy and paste this, and bold everything which applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS.

(Some of these were ridiculous and repetitive, but it has a good point, so I couldn't help but repost... and correct the mistakes I found.)

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The Hand of Fate, A Second Chance at Life by Thunderscourge reviews
Despite his death at the hands of Melbu Frahma, Lloyd is now curiously among the living. Lloyd, currently being taken care of in a Wingly refuge created by King Albert and led by Meru, must now find his place in the world he helped save. Some Dart/Shana
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Lloyd, Meru - Complete
The Letter by jen3227 reviews
Harry happens upon whispered voices one night, Hermione is tutoring Malfoy, and Draco receives a letter from his mother - with what as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Best Friends Having Lunch by addisonj reviews
Harry and Hermione are just best friends having lunch. Or are they? Set post-DH, epilogue compliant. Chapter 1 is angst, Chapter 2 has redemption. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Birthday Ever by Yamx reviews
His friends want to give Harry an eighteenth birthday party he will never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Potter Winner of AU Challenge! by PHFF reviews
What would it take to get arch rivals Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy to work together? Try an ancient book with some magical properties, a pack of playing cards, a bunch of angry dwarves and some rather antagonistic barnyard animals! DM/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Draco M.
Stupid, Foolish Girl by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
How could anyone know that Lloyd had someone escaped the after life to appear in the forest right outside Meru’s dwelling? How could anyone know he would fall for such a silly girl? One shot.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
The Snowgirl by Anniah reviews
A picture perfect scene. Shame it has to be spoilt. A tragic oneshot set on a perfect Christmas morning. Draco/Hermione. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Writer by pstibbons reviews
Hermione discovers a new world and an old acquaintance. PostWar HHr oneshot. Delusional Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Philyra912 reviews
A series of five drabbles in the strictest sense of the term, meaning EXACTLY 100 words. On the eve of the Final Battle, everyone is asking the same question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dementors by Myranya reviews
Hermione is sent to Azkaban for using the Killing Curse. Can she survive the Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Hermione G.
What's Going On? reviews
Hermione's world is turned upside down after a night of partying just before the Yule Break of her seventh year. Not sure how this is going to end, but it's looking like a reverse harem of sorts at the moment. Rated for safety. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G.