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Joined 01-04-10, id: 2203479, Profile Updated: 12-15-13
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, and Harry Potter.

BEING RESTRUCTURED

If you're here, you must have clicked on one of the abominations that are my fics. I am SharpFang.

My site: Blog. Proceed with caution as I don't normally sugar-coat anything. I get carried away in conversations/blog posts and often end up raging at the wrong person/subject.

Likes: Heavy metal (I get a lot of weird questions for this), Warriors, Harry Potter

Favorite foods: Meat in general, chocolate, iced lemon tea.

Unfavorite foods: Tofu, Chinese steamed buns, congee

Dislikes: Twilight, Twitards, Snape, Dumbledore, Weasleys or Hermione bashing fics (Harry's War is a good one and so are some Ron-bashers, but I don't recommend anything else), Mary Sues, Harry/Hermione (The Last War is hardly a good first impression), Malfoy-bashing, overly hormonal preteen girls who read Twilight and think Warriors is for kids and Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings is boring and masturbate to Justin Bieber/whatever the newest MTV crap is and think Linkin Park is "teh ev0l satanic death metal" (no offense to death metal or Linkin Park), Chinese communists, overly conservative idiots, animal haters, Mpreg fics, and obnoxious "tr00" metalheads.

Favorite band: Judas Priest, Megadeth, Testament, Death and Black Sabbath (all the eras).

Unfavorite artists (I use the term "artist" loosely): Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Lady Gaga, Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus. Basically pop in general.


Fics:

Song Fictions: DISCONTINUED. I only keep it on to show how much my writing style's evolved. Only Heavy Metal.

Abridged: Discontinued. Due to the flames I've received and the general poor quality of the story, I'll leave it hanging, but I might rework into full prose someday.

The Badfic Torn: DELETED. I have a backup of the story. Not the reviews, unfortunately. The story will be updated on my Blog. (Rime Of The Ancient SharpFang)

When The Dead Walk: Next chapter up soon. I need time to edit the chapters. Right now this will be my only fanfic as I will no longer write anything new in the Warriors fandom and I don't know any other fandom I'm confident in writing in. Latest project, noticeably gorier than other fics. I am writing this as an actual fic.


Harry Potter House Quiz:

Revision Dec 2013

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
] You have a lot of friends (I only have a few. But they're enough, and much better than those some would pass for "friends".)
[ ] You get along with everyone (Hah. As if.)
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months (No, can't go for so long.) Only if they deserve it, which most of them do. Just a bit of payback.
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
] Favourite music genre is pop rock
] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
] Abortion is wrong (NO. Past me was an idiot who swallowed everything to its extreme and didn't understand bodily autonomy.)
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school (really now?)
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 5/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot (more like snicker.)
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. (can't really comment on that.)
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[ ] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4/15

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent. (more than a certain extent. The assholes at my school don't help)
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck. (Fuck sports, they're for mentally challenged glorified ball-chasers that would have starved in a back alley otherwise.)
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. (Namely, once a month. Or more.)
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8/15

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person. (if you know what I mean)
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 11/15

Slytherin it is, then.

I don't understand why authors portray Slytherin as a every-man-for-himself, dog eat dog group. In my opinion, they're no worse than any other house, except with maybe just a bit more inbreeding. And the parents aren't exactly nearly as conservative as most write them as.

I hate how people think the world is black and white. Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs are good, Slytherins are always evil. Snape doesn't belong in Slytherin. If Draco was redeemed, then he must renounce his friends and family for his love interest despite the inherent prejudice.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Murder Most Horrid by Useful Oxymoron reviews
In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 360,664 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.]
Father, My Father by notwolf reviews
Abraxas Malfoy was Lucius Malfoy's father...but before that he was a son. Let's have a look at the man who molded Lucius into what he was to become. Prequel to "The Beginnings of a Death Eater".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 262,542 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Abraxas M., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tainted (Under Construction) by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
With Voldemort gone and a new outlook on life, Hermione is determined to make her last year at Hogwarts the best. However, things don't go as planned when she finds herself caught in the middle of a love triangle with one man who will stop at nothing to rise to power and another who just wants to help him achieve that. Neither are willing to let her go...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
The Philippine Theatre by Arsenical reviews
An interviewer speaks with a veteran of the zombie war in the Philippines.
World War Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/14/2011
Hermione Granger and The Lost Vault by xXxUrsulaDerwentTheAurorxXx reviews
Seven years past Hogwarts and the awful war that devastated the Wizarding community which Hermione helped to rebuild, she finds herself immersed in a Historical project to answer the questions she's asked for years... where does the magic come from? Why her? And why the ignorant school boy her project now financially depends on, after all these years?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,177 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hack It! by ImmortalObsession reviews
Voldemort is the brilliant, ruthless heir of a crumbling criminal empire. Amateur computer hacker Hermione Granger has to do volunteer work at Azkaban Prison, or else her dream of going to Duke is taking a one-way ticket down the toilet. But as Hermione learns this handsome murderer has more in common with her than she thinks, the rising mob war becomes the least of her worries...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,761 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Behind the Mask by Elipsa reviews
Everyone knows the story of Harry Potter. However, what of the boy named Draco Malfoy? What if all that everyone knew about him was a lie? What if it was all an act? What if he was simply hiding behind a mask? AU, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 254,298 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Magic's Eye by Meandrina reviews
Draco's in a right foul mood, and within a few hours of watching the dancing couple, makes a decision. It so happens that someone has to push him to it, someone he has always been scared of! *Yule ball. Dramione.* Please read and review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Territory by OogieBoogie reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Romp among the Roses by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Hermione and Lucius find a way to enjoy a rather dull dinner party.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11957 - Favs: 12,272 - Follows: 10,322 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snatch by littlemisselvee reviews
6th yr. Granger, the brightest witch of her age, knows just how to win the war. She has a plan. She's made her lists. She's kidnapped Draco Malfoy. Now she needs to survive without killing him, marrying him or falling for him. The Order wants him tortured, his father wants revenge, Death Eaters want them both dead and Malfoy wants her. Wait. What? What's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,856 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thirty Three by Harmonic Friction reviews
Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/19/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Voldemort - Complete
Wild Youth by Bardic Jester reviews
The Snakes are a gang of street punks who live in an abandoned school house. Restless, their time is filled with sex, drinking and fighting. This routine is broken when the mafia, Hogwarts, returns to the city, bent on retaking the underworld. Now, the Snakes need to decide where they fit in to this new order. And how does Hermione Granger, a member of the Lions, fit into it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
My Immortal: A Tribute by Petite Rogue reviews
...or 'What My Immortal Would Have Looked Like If I Was Tara Gillespie's Ghost Writer'. In which a now-familiar tale is rewritten, tweaked and poked to offer a coherent tale of the life and rise of Ebony Dementia. Love is not always healthy, but it will carry you further than you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., OC
Drop The Wand by DarkWingsDarkWords48 reviews
Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson. Vicious rivals from two different Houses. An accidental discovery of a very warm, very tight secret passageway during a scuffle may just change that... rather forcefully... Dubcon, femslash, wall-sex. F/F, Hermione/Pansy, HG/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Pansy P.]
Lazy Cat by storys217ph reviews
A different summer for two girls, Pansy x Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
Harry potter and Zombies by DylanKTB reviews
What happens when the dead begin to rise and not only does the muggle word get affected but the wizarding world begin to get feasted on. Who's making the dead rise? Can Harry and co save everyone before they themselves become one of the undead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Poetic Justice by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
After years of teaching children how to Apparate—and seeing the terrible consequences of even the tiniest error—Wilkie Twycross decides to exact justice upon himself. (Warnings: PTSD, self-harm, suicide attempt.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Sorting things out? by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's 1998, and Tom Marvolo Riddle has apparently won, so the Sorting Hat decides to travel back in time and *try* to do something about that. Alternate Universe results. Manipulative! Sorting Hat. One-off piece. Humour/Tragedy, rated 'M' for occasional swear-words or strong language. (Punctuation corrections, 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Bloody Trio by Soul Of The Dark Mark reviews
What if the roles were switched? The hunted becoming the hunter? The mouse becoming the cat? Hermione, graduated from Hogwarts, is on a mission for the dark side comes across a schoolmate she never thought she would see alive again. She will fight tooth and nail to capture him, dead or alive. Parallel universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Obsession by Miss-Nick reviews
Bad at summaries, better to just read it :P Rated M for a reason. Dark and kinda dub-con, so if this isn't your cup of tea, I suggest you not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary Decent Folk by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Vernon and Petunia Dursley accepted Harry into their family in November 1981. Now Harry is ten years old and facing an intrusion into his life from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Return of the Past by DragonXWriter87 reviews
After Voldemort's downfall and a one night stand with a certian blond Slytherin Harry Potter disappears. It's not until eleven years later when a boy with emerald green eyes shows up at Hogwarts that Draco learns the truth, Harry/Draco Sirius alive RatedM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Cost of Victory by Fulgance reviews
After a war that left the wizarding world reeling, no one is left unscathed. Relationships fall apart, façades are broken down, and old enmities are challenged as everyone struggles to cope with their grief. [The first year after the war from various POVs. DH-compliant.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 143,322 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Alicia S. - Complete
Birthday Love Calendar by AMT149 reviews
Harry tries to woo his Auror partner Draco into loving him back by his birthday while on a mission in Hong Kong. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,200 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
We are TWOLEGS! by Fields of Moonlight reviews
This story may or may not be rewritten. I kinda lost inspiration for it... I'm keep my readers posted.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jayfeather, OC
Warrior Legends: Battle at Midcreek by TheSecretHeart reviews
On a hot greenleaf day, when two kits beg for a story, the legend of a cross-Clan apprentice, the son of a leader, and a monster in the ranks of their Clan is told as we go far back, to days of Clans ruled by lions, panthers, tigers, and cheetahs.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,464 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Outcasts by Brambleshadow of WindClan reviews
She was the ThunderClan medicine cat; he was a WindClan warrior. Now that their secret is out, they're both outcasts. [Pairings: Leaf/Crow, Lion/Heather, Squirrel/Bramble. Canon divergence. Slightly OOC. ADOPTED BY PIKACHUDRAGON.]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Leafpool, Crowfeather
Why? by DracoMalfoy456 reviews
Hermione Granger goes to the funeral of Draco Malfoy who had committed suicide. During the service, she thinks of all the times she could have seen what was going on in his mind, but didn't. Has mild language, but is rated M because of the suicide content. This is a song fic, the song is Why by Rascal Flatts. R&R Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not a Dream by Leila Data reviews
Lucius Malfoy wakes up in his Manor to find his entire life has changed. Narcissa is nowhere to be found, Dobby is his servant again, and he's dangerously close to a vampire he must trust if he hopes to survive. But more horrific surprises await him in this new reality. Post DH. Rated M to be safe for violence, language, some intense themes .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Delightful Diversions by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
H/G/D. Everyone knows that Harry and Ginny Potter like to experiment. But what happens when the take their latest conquest, Draco Malfoy to bed with them and decide that they want to keep him? PWP, graphic smut, slash. sort of epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When All The Clans Got Laptops by Ms Amber reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! When laptops are dumped in the Clan territories, the cats learn how to use the laptops and who knows what happens? And now, with Firestar disagreeing to the idea of laptops, what could happen? A story of humour, stupidity and what else!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Firestar
Malfoy's Have A Thing For Redheads by slytherinprincessofdarkness reviews
The story of three Malfoy's and their redheads
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Games We Play by Envy and Fury reviews
Short one shot. The war is almost certainly lost, the Dark Lord will never rise. But what does that matter? His role is to shed blood, and shed blood he does. This is his game, his war. He will win.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Walden M. - Complete
Tied Up and Vulnerable by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Fête Worse Than Death by Mary West reviews
A year after the events of "Still Life with Dogs", Lucius does the "Lord of the Manor" part. But the local villagers think they've worked out his secret identity. And the local widow knows a single man when she sees him. Lucius Big Bang 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
The Austen Effect by Caisele reviews
She's got the pride and he's got the prejudice. He's also got a knife in his belt and a bong under his bed, and she's got a flask of vodka tucked into her bra and Ron's arm around her neck. But somehow it works out. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Taking Flight by Warriors222 reviews
Beechpaw and Robinpaw are ordinary cats of CloudClan... at least, they used to be, until disaster claims its victim and leaves one of them with the universe in their paws. Join two cats on their journey to greatness, in the name of StarClan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Krieg und Frieden by Wengyiyi reviews
五年级魔法部一战之后,邓布利多决定开始让哈利参加单独受训,他能否与斯内普和睦相处,而且这一切努力是否能让他战胜伏地魔取得最终的胜利。
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Chinese - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 327,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Changes by libra1287 reviews
Harry has decided to take charge of his future but how do Snape and Malfoy fit in the picture? Slash,HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
This Is How I Disappear by Todd Webster reviews
People are being turned into Vampires. Its up to a group of punks to stop this. WARNING: CONTAINS SWEARING, VIOLENCE, AND SEX. Viewer Discretion Is Advised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011
Magnum Opus by Thorsmaven reviews
Takes place three years after book 7. Harry comes to Malfoy Manor to do some inventory of the legendary dark magic collection inside of it's hallowed walls, but he's distracted by the manor's master who is interested in different things than inventory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy's Shopping Trip by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Lucius Malfoy takes a nice little walk down Diagon Alley, and makes an interesting new purchase...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Darker Legends by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
A collection of one-shots about the forgotten villans in the Clan's history. They were the Tigerstar's of their day; their very name scared kits into obedience. They are the villians that reside in the corners of the Dark Forest, forgot in all but tales.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011
Sincerely, Your Father by casixt reviews
Lucius Malfoy, broken and lonely in his stay at Azkaban, reaches out to his son through a very short series of letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Til the world Derps by oxCHEERxo reviews
CATS OF ALL CLANS, I'M HIGH. READ THIS STORY ABOUT A YOUNG SHE-CAT FROM WANNABE CLAN. A SHE-CAT WITH NO POWER, NO PROPHECY AND NO PLOT WHATSOEVER. THIS IS THE STORY OF DERPYPAW. RATED T JUST IN CASE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011
From the Ashes by BluePhyre reviews
For vicky199416's challenge. He was a fallen man at the close of the Battle of Hogwarts, but still the happiest moment of his life was then. Lucius wasn't always a good father, but he cared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
A Warriors Guide to Not Making Mary Sues by Coqui's Song reviews
Tired of listening to reviewers rant about how your character's a Mary Sue? Take some humorous yet useful advice on how NOT to write one while following Starmoon's Mary Sue life. Co-authored by Queen Of The Pens
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
The Metallurgist and the Iron Maiden by dharmamonkey reviews
Booth schools Bones on hard rock and heavy metal music. A silly, fluffy tale of how Brennan learns to headbang in her own inimitable way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Unwillingly by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
After Harry kills Voldemort it is required that everyone repeats their last year. Harry returns to school and what he finds shocks him to the core. Can he save his boyfriend before it's to late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Hole in the Wall by BreakfastBender reviews
Toki watches Charlene OC from "The Girl in the Mirror" through a hole in her shower stall. TokiXOC, Heterosexual, Voyeurism, Nudity, Language, Implied Sadism
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Toki W. - Complete
Newleaf by Coqui's Song reviews
A kit is born while ShadowClan is led by Brokenstar. She and her littermates are apprenticed to drive WindClan out, but when two of her litter survive- her and her brother, Littlepaw- Brokenstar will stop at nothing to kill them himself.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,393 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
The Time For Silence by Swallow B reviews
A sequel to 'The Rest of the Slytherins'. For the Slytherins, post-war is also post-Snape. Main characters: the Slytherins, Snape's portrait, Professors McGonagall and Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,298 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
World War Z: Inside the Grey Zone by W4RD06 reviews
An addition to Max Brook's "World War Z." This story explores the experiences of those men and women stuck in the "Grey Zone" behind Zombie lines, fighting to survive. One Shot
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Operation Undead Strike by The Unknown Soldier reviews
A story about a group of survivors that fought to eliminate the zombies and about what may have been the cause of the first zombie mutation. 'Diary' of Mark Connor, a Survivor.
Dead Frontier - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
Wishes do come True by Ms Velvela reviews
Hermione is out of her depth as the social secretary for the new Minister for Magic. Romance and hijinks ensue over plans for the Christmas Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Rewritten by Deltra 307 reviews
Firestar, tired of his life as Thunderclan's leader, wishes he was a kittypet once more. He has no idea what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into... Full summary inside.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Firestar, Sandstorm
Vengeance by elizaye reviews
When a girl's best friend kills her one true love, how far will she go for revenge? "All right then, prove it. Pretend that this man is the culprit, and PROVE that you would have the guts to kill Draco's murderer." Rated M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,643 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
May Cause Paralysis by Death's essence reviews
Sequel to Things You See In A Graveyard. Charles accidentally blows Nathan off while working on an essay. Now he has to make it up to him...in the gym locker room. Please read and review!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
World War Z: Isolation and Liberation by W4RD06 reviews
A story done as an addition to Max Brook's "World War Z." This story explores the lives of the men and women trapped behind Zombie lines, waiting for rescue, death, or worse...I hope you'll enjoy!
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Outpost Interviews by Ozone Layer reviews
A student in a post-war high school is given an assignment: To interview survivors from the war.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011
The Fire Within by I Like Trains reviews
A battle between ThunderClan and RiverClan has killed Firestar, Graystripe, and Mistyfoot. Now, both ThunderClan and RiverClan are ruled by two selfish cats. Graykit-son of Firestar and Sandstorm-must come from the shadows, and help protect his clan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,916 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Firestar, Bramblestar
Zion in Appalachia by Robespierre Cincinnati reviews
The Trinity Kingdom was one of the strongest militias in Tennessee.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
A Very Sparkly Interview by Chiara SS reviews
I get an exclusive interview with the well known, Cullen Clan. I learn many interesting facts about them. Some fascinating, others horrifying, and some just downright annoying. Hilarity ensues! *edited as of 5/17/2013*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Ropes and Gags Enthrall Me by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Sequel to Chains and Whips Excite Me. Warnings: BDSM, PWP, slash, fluff. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by angel74 reviews
One shot, AU. A few years after the end of the war, Harry comes across his estranged aunt and cousin. How does Harry handle the encounter and what family secrets will finally be revealed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Too Creepy to Even Consider by Kiyoshi'sGirl64 reviews
No one read but Kelsie. Unless you wish to be mentally scarred for life if you don't find hand sanitizer for your brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minerva M., Crookshanks - Complete
Hogwarts isn't goffic? by eleveneleven11 reviews
There's a new student at Hogwarts...EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY! She's tired of Mary-Sueville! Time for a big change! Will the students and teachers accept her for the beautiful MCR-loving half-vampire goff she is? We can only hope not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
World War Z: The Kentucky Kingdom by Dr-Lovekill reviews
A group deep in the hills of Ky. ride out the zombipocalypse to form one of the most successful survival groups to come out of the war. How do they survive and try to build a society amid zombies, looters and internal strife? Please review.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Warriors: Tiger's Rage by Yalith's wolf reviews
When Bluestar and Lionheart are chased out of ThunderClan, Tigerclaw becomes leader. The Clan is full of danger and Graypaw discovers that he alone can save his home from the tiger. AU of Into the Wild. Rated T for violence mainly. Read and review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,125 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Graystripe
The Language of Power by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry loves talking in Parseltongue to Draco during sex: his response is just delicious. Warnings: D/s, Parselsmut, dark!Harry, dub-con that becomes non-con, forced orgasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Real Final Battle by blue artemis reviews
There was an unsung hero of the Real Final Battle. Here is his story. Written for droxy's birthday, she requested Crookshanks biting Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Crookshanks, Albus D. - Complete
Apologies by StephanieGranger reviews
Vernon writes a letter to Harry shortly after the war ends. Short drabble, hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Temptations of an Uninterested Single Tom by Holly of the Night reviews
Thornclaw was always a single tom in Thunderclan. The oldest single cat in Thunderclan, but he didn't mind. But even being by himself doesn't avoid she-cats who may be falling for him. What then will Thornclaw do?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,149 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Thornclaw - Complete
Jayfeather's Realizations by Moondapple-or-Moonpelt reviews
Jayfeather realizes somethings as he takes a walk to clear his head, and his head gets far from cleared... major jayfeatherXwillowshine and some lionblazeXcinderheart and in the newer chapters i added dovepawXtigerheart!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jayfeather
A Warrior's Christmas Carol by gamer4 reviews
When Tigerstar loses sight of what Christmas really means, he is visited by spirits in the night. Based on Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol. Rated for later chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Tigerstar, Firestar - Complete
Shaking by TribalGirl reviews
One of Draco's most important scenes... from his point of view. Read it and tell me whether or not I should take it down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Albus D.
Hollyleaf's Choices by warriorcrazy reviews
Ashfur is still angry about Squirrelflight and takes Hollyleaf. But, Hollyleaf hates Ashfur for what he's doing to her. Does she kill him? Does she love him, like he wants? Or does she...die?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Hollyleaf, Ashfur
Without You by HexxKitten reviews
A Broken hearted Hermione does the unthinkable to be with her soulmate again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Was Quite an Extraordinary Witch by Silent as a Bomb reviews
While cleaning out her mother's desk, nine year old Luna finds a butter beer cork, and a note.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Luna L., Mrs. Lovegood - Complete
Dominoes by botgal reviews
It's really quite amazing. If you tip over just one domino, it will effect the path of another domino. That's all life is really, just a long, complex string of dominos.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
One and the Same: Book 1 by Homo Explosion reviews
Tigerclaw's POV. A kittypet come to live in ThunderClan to try and become a warrior. Why does he have a feeling he knows this kitty pet from somewhere? With Redtail's death and a rising evil, what can a warrior do? TigerFire Slash.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Firestar, Tigerstar - Complete
They Would Never Understand by HexxKitten reviews
**COMPLETE** ONESHOT after the war the students return to school for a belated 7th year, and romance blossoms in an unexpected quarter Angst, Fingering, HJ, Language, M/F, Oneshot, Oral adult story - the characters are not underage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Warriors: The Twelve Pains of Christmas by gamer4 reviews
The cats of Thunderclan have discovered the joys of Christmas... and all the pains that come with it!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
The Second Circle of Hell by blue artemis reviews
Hermione is an Unspeakable and she goes undercover to help Lucius Malfoy discover who is committing a series of murders and trying to pin them on him. Warning: light BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lake's Funniest Home Videos, Season 3 by xXDawnfire's FuryXx reviews
Finally, Season 3 of The Lake's Funniest Home Videos! Warriors version of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now announcing our new host: Jackalpaw! Don't forget Dawnfire, Duskstorm, Hollyleaf, and Burt! Send in your tapes!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Hollyleaf
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
It's a Matter of Ennui by BittersweetAnne reviews
A certain Slytherin has been sent by Voldie to Paris on a nefarious errand late in the War, and get captured by the Gryffindor Princess herself. Rated M for language, abuse, consensual BDSM, and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kitty Courtship by Flavinette reviews
The untold Hogwarts romance. A ginger Romeo and a slinky Juliet. The two unlikeliest felines fall for each other, but will humans accept their love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
The Censor by akuoni reviews
The censor likes to do a bit of light reading before bed. And it always involves books he is determined to examine. One does not wish for the wrong kind of book to get out right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2010 - America - Complete
They started to make out sexily by Arsonist1992 reviews
Hogwarts in the 80s, featuring Tom Riddle and human/male!Hedwig. Both have a dark outlook on life and are in a metal band that express their darkness through their music. Full summary inside. Includes a mystery guest star. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Voldemort, Hedwig
Jaypaw's Quest by Peridot Tears reviews
What would YOU do if your daughter was spirited away? What if StarClan finally wanted to redeem their wrongs? What if love and a certain shadow blind the ones so pure-minded? Kin of Firestar's kin and kin of Tigerstar's find out themselves. Please review.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,262 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Jayfeather, Crowfeather - Complete
Mary Sue by reginleif-valkyrie reviews
Mary Sues and Gary Stus will be punished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Snow by Daaro Moltor reviews
A trip to Greece with a portkey shouldn't be that bad, right? It's just to pack shorts and leave... But what if you don't turn up where you supposed to? What if you turn up in the freezing cold, and your only opption is to warm up with your archenemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tangible Benefits by Lokifan reviews
Pansy/Hermione. Pansy is the new Editor-in-Chief at the Prophet, and if she’s going to let Hermione keep up her campaigning, she’s going to need an incentive. Warning: slight dub-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Last Man Standing: The Cal Agner Story by The Anonymous Artist reviews
A former sniper, Cal Agner was wounded and in a hospital when the zombie outbreak occured. Now hes made it back to the US and is looking for the one thing he left behind: his family. He will stop at nothing to find them.
Dead Frontier - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009
In Case Of Zombies by Mage-Alia reviews
What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P.
My Immortal: THE END by Genkigami reviews
The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009
On Suffering by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco kidnaps Hermione, intent on revenge. What he gets is so much more—and less—than he expected. Has he suffered enough, or is he only just beginning? This story contains dubious consent that borders on non-consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lake's Funniest Home Videos, Season 1 by xXDawnfire's FuryXx reviews
Warriors version of 'America's Funniest Home Videos'. Read warriors bloopers and laugh along with your hosts: Dawnfire, Duskstorm, and Hollyleaf. Accepting ideas. T just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
World War Z: The Dark Years by S1leNt RIP reviews
A small youth group is able to escape the first blows of the zombie war, yet the darkest times are still to come. With dwindling supplies, falling moral, and their first taste of death, will the survivors be able to persevere? M for violence mainly.
World War Z - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009
Love You To Death by The Only Pancake reviews
Hollypaw/Ashfur darkfic! Written pre-Dark River. Ashfur never got over his lost love, Squirrelflight. He is willing to do anything to have a part of her back- even if that means tangling young Hollypaw in a web of hurt and fear. Can she escape his grasp?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,159 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hollyleaf, Ashfur - Complete
Jonasklok by cyberrebel9 reviews
I love my little sister so much I would write her a story on the Jonas brothers meeting Dethklok. When Charlie asks his best friend Seline out, problems occur as Dethklok is assigned to babysit her band: the Jonas Brothers. It will be brutal, trust me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Last Man Standing by Escape the Shadows reviews
A heavy metal band wraps up their tour in the great city of Raccoon City. Unfortunately, instead of finding the ultimate venue, they find hordes of the undead. Features an original cast.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 164,838 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006
My Immortal by WateryGlow reviews
Another FHC of the story "My Immortal." This is my remake of the infamous 'My immortal' by Tara Gilesbie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Cherry on Top by Jade2Hard reviews
Hermione hides from someone in the library. After finding her, they have their way with her. Rated M. Graphic Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Closet by Pureblood Status reviews
Dumbledore has a secret and McGonagall catches him in the act. Will she and the other professors convince Dumbledore to come out of that closet of his?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Military Brat by Katty008 reviews
Oneshot. And in an instant, it strikes Captain Haddock how little he really knows about his best friend.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Star Sapphire by Crab Apple Princess reviews
A rare Tintin fic. Tintin, Captain Haddock, Calculus and the usual lot visit London for a report, and become caught up in a kidnapping mystery. This time, there is a major female character with them, and Tintin just can't get on with her. ABANDONED
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Traitor or Not by Heartsong's Fanfictions reviews
You know all those fanfics where Mousefur has a random mate? Well, this is one of those.. except this one is with Darkstripe. DarkXMouse one-shot. Mousefur's POV is now up!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Mousefur, Darkstripe - Complete
Say Please by forginsberg reviews
Hermione and Pansy come across each other in a deserted library. probablyOne shot. Femslash. Rated M for sexual situations. Formatting corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
The Unforgiven by Konflickted reviews
OneShotSong Fiction: Sirius is talking to his mother in the great beyond. Song: The Unforgiven By: Metallica
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Paninaro '95 by Harmonic Friction reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
The Detention of Her Dreams by Sevi Snape reviews
Hermione has been having some rather salacious dreams what or who is the cause? DH compliant. BDSM Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Desideratum by Saf Dawnheart reviews
Once upon a time, there was a princess. — Ash/Squirrel/Hawk.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ashfur, Hawkfrost - Complete
Dreamgirl by JJ Rust reviews
This is my take on how Dean Thomas & Ginny Weasley hooked up. A certain metal opera band from Finland had something to do with it. Bonus . . . Harry Potter does air guitar!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Dean T., Ginny W. - Complete
Great StarClan! by Demon Kitty Girl reviews
A quite random story about what REALLY goes on in StarClan. I'm just having fun with this, so please don't go all crazy about my descriptiveness or whatever. Beware the Milliebeating stick!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 494 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crazy Squirrelflight by Gingerstar14 reviews
Squirrelflight is bored! She creates another version of jingle bells and drives the clan nuts! Then she goes nuts! Poor Ashfur, always getting stuck in her songs...and ThunderClan's earplugs are wearing out. Poor ThunderClan! !ANCIENT!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Honey by PrincessPotter16 reviews
Draco...Hermione...a jar of honey and a lollipop. Find out what happens when Draco enters a darkened room. Warning: BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebound by Sodom reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes it turns out to be hot. M! threesome Lucius,Draco,Harry !M warnings: spanking, smut, bdsm, rape, snakesx, threesome, dom!Harry to slave!Harry SEQUEL to PERFECTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Death Eaters by cloverchild0 reviews
Hermione, Snape, Lucius...light bond, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Butterflies by Kewix reviews
Who said the great Tigerclaw didn’t have a sweet side to him? He had kept it all for her...-Tigerclaw x Goldenflower-
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Tigerstar, Goldenflower - Complete
Heavy Metal Snape by strawberry snake reviews
Snape has a very important announcement at the GryffindorSlytherin match. Remake of Master of Puppets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memories In Hong Kong by Beckalee reviews
It's several years since Hermione graduated from Hogwarts. Now living in Hong Kong, Hermione reflects on why she moved here and the memories of a love so beautiful and full of promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Potion by Lioness Black reviews
Ron goes to Snape, asking for a potion. A rather embarrassing potion to Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
To Mingle with the Universe by LovesFantasy reviews
ONE SHOT! A little BDSM and it's sort of noncon. Please consider that your warning. There's a twisted ending, just trust me I wouldn't lead you astray. D&G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Conspiracy of Voldemort by Backroads reviews
Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Pong Lemon by Prince Janus reviews
A Pong Lemon, need I say more? You know you just have to read it.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002
Mary Sue Goes to Hogwarts by Head Explody reviews
First in the Mary Sue Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/19/2001
China Doll by Soz reviews
After Prisoner of Azkaban, a fed-up Remus Lupin searches for escape from the wizarding world in Hong Kong's criminal underworld, led deeper and deeper into a web of violence and betrayal. Proves why Moony was never cut out to be a mobster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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When The Dead Walk reviews
The Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix are trapped together in the Great Hall, with hundreds of undead swarming the grounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P.
Warriors: Into the Weird reviews
A group of idiots team together to remake a symbolic novel into a fantasy version of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Firestar, Graystripe
Warriors: In Song Fictions reviews
Conveyed in songs. The lives of Warriors. What makes them tick?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Graystripe