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Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.
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Kunai and Byakugan by e1nav57 reviews
[One shot collection.] [Chapter 33] Naruto Chapter 700: Sakura and Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata, Ino and Sai, Shika and Temari. There's one couple this Chapter missed: Neji and Tenten. Fin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,382 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
The King, The Lion and The Rose by RosieShiba reviews
Mustang has problems, two in fact: his twin siblings. One wants to cause trouble, the other wants him to marry a certain Lieutenant. Royai, EdxOC, AlxOC, WinxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Timeleap no Jutsu! by StValentineSt reviews
This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
Homunculus Gags by A Girl Called Tennessee reviews
Okay this is a combo of Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Puppet Pals, if you've seen both you know who everyone is :P enjoy, I guarantee at least one lol in every chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Envy, Wrath
The Noldo is IN by vinvalen reviews
Elrond gets by with a little help from his friends...or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
If You're Not Dead by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
They say the best answers are the ones you find yourself. My own philosophy, the answer I found, is: 'If you're not dead, you have nothing to complain about.'. It's really too bad that the best answers aren't always the right ones. DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,533 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Warehouse 13 by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
I Don't Think This is What Lovesick Means by KumaKichii reviews
Rima always thought that Nagihiko was sick. But not in the literal sense. Rimahiko!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Sai the Comedian by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Sai's attempts at cracking jokes fail. Terribly. Sakura tries to explain patiently to him that he is missing a key ingredient, but it is hard to do when Naruto is laughing at her. Will Sai ever be able to make his friends laugh? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Snowmen and Angels by Shtuff reviews
It's snowing in Konoha. Rin is thrilled. Kakashi ... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
The Innocent Ones by UnionJack-O-Lantern reviews
When are the only times you don't want a gorgeous, black haired vampire guy sweeping you off your feet with plans to 'make you his' ? A. when you're already in love with Senri Shiki. B. when he's your brother. Rated T for mild swearing & OC-created incest
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Rukia's Twelve Days of Christmas by Ryu-Takehshi reviews
Karakura High is on their way to a ski resort in another town for a twelve day trip ending on Christmas. But between snowboarding, skating, and the occasional hollow; how will Rukia handle all of it, and still give her gift to her special person?IchiXRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Elevator Madness by Leonahari reviews
Envy, Ed, Al and Mei Chang get stuck in an elevator...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Envy, Edward E., Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Lindworm by fondleaf reviews
She wishes he could be the Lindworm prince, so that she could peel away layer by layer of taut black skin, chip away ridge by ridge of his dragonesque helmet, until she found the white of the shinigamified Ulquiorra by morning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Deadliest Warrior by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Uruk-hai, fierce orc breed and trained for battle. ANBU, ninja assassin and hunter of missing nin. Who is Deadliest? Read and Review please!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Yamato - Complete
Kidnapped! by mangaluver34 reviews
L has been kidnapped! Now it's up to the top 5 students at Wammy's House, plus Light Yagami, to save him! But will rumors, fights, and backstabbing within the rescue team stop them from even attempting a rescue? Reviews make me happy. Rated T to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L
Hatake Anko by meatballs in the impala reviews
Anko's furious. Kakashi's oblivious. What in the world is happening? Kakashi/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Which Is Better? by Silas Goodwill reviews
Someone asked. This is what happened.
Crossover - Halo & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
You Learn Something New Everyday by Inundation reviews
While keeping an eye on Kimblee, Miles learns a few things about him. A series of drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Kimbley
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
House Note by Omega19x reviews
House and his team are faced with mysterious burn victim. Who is he? What nearly killed him? And what is his connection with the Kira case? Answers only beget more questions as lives are put on the line. -House, M.D./Death Note crossover- COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - G. House, Mello, Matt - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Living Arrangements by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Rin, needing a place to stay, takes up residence with Kakashi. A series documenting their life in the same place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,951 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
10 Things About Kaname Kuran by SoniaM2005 reviews
While waiting for the Night Class to come out, Yuki decides to finish off the essay she hadn't done yet. And who better to write about than the man who haunts her dreams. But who knew that an innocent essay could cause so much commotion? KanamexYuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Alive by Alien ABC's reviews
What was Lind L. Tailor’s crime, and why was his case kept so secret? Wammy’s House, the number Thirteen, and the month of October. Some ghosts are hard to lay to rest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,958 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Konan as Mulan by Gothic Dancer reviews
First of the Naruto Disney Princess stories. When Konan's aging father is called away to war, she sneaks into the army disguised as a man to bring honor to her family. PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Poker Face by In Darkness Is Light reviews
A game of poker reveals more than who has the best hand. KakaRin friendship ficlet. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
No Strings Attached by Hikari Minamoto reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Rin's dying of a broken heart though nothing's clinically wrong with her. She says there's nothing tying her to this life, but Kakashi won't let her go so easily as that. "All I want is for you to stay..." he said. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
What If by IceCrome reviews
What if Sasuke wasn't emo? What if Tobi was Obito? Well, I hypothetically answer those questions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
When Root Canals Go Wrong by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Gaara Discovers April Fools Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Llama Song: Llama Llama Rum by Very Alter Ego reviews
Hehehe...Llama's...and Jack! LOL!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Secret Relations by Tsukiaa reviews
One simple phrase has just caused Hinamori to lose her mind. 'I've been having secret relations with my vice captain.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Gaara Gets Meds by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lemon Drop by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
For Valentine's Day, Temari is giving Shikamaru ... a lemon drop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Unusual Gift by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[SaiSaku] A company to my other SaiSaku story. It was Valentine and Sai gave Sakura something unusual, something that was meant to be thrown away. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Flash Clone Last light by dldaddy reviews
Children were swept away to become heroes, while incomplete clones are left to live their lives. Ultimately heartbreak comes to those who love them. One shot deal. Please review! K for mild language.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Gaara Discovers Valentines Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara Discovers Christmas by Dilly-Oh reviews
The second of the Gaara Discovers fics, in which Gaara is shocked and terrified when he hears word of the sinister 'Santa Claus', who punishes naughty children! Gaara must do all that he can to be put on Santa's nice list and save himself! Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Not So Troublesome by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
During an outing with his mother, Shikamaru realizes Temari might not be as troublesome as he thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Roads by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Riza finds comfort in a odd stranger sitting in a graveyard after running away from Roy's wedding.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Whispers and Apples by teapotpot reviews
Takes place a few weeks after Obito's death. Rin's musings on Kakashi's personality and her decision to try and teach him something... [Mild KakashixRin, very minor spoiler for Gaiden, mild angst]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005
Bra da! by esotaria reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
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50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Mello's Secret reviews
Mello has a secret that not even Matt knows about. But when Matt finds out, one word: Blackmail. No Pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete