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Author has written 9 stories for Bill, Mentalist, and MI-5/Spooks.

Hi, I'm a left brain introvert (in Parelli terms).

I absolutely love The Bill, Spooks, Whitechapel, Silk and The Mentalist.

I also watch EastEnders, Holby City, Casualty, Doctor Who, Missing, Midsomer Murders and All Saints (sometimes).

I live in England, I have a Welsh boyfriend and my ancestors were black but I'm white.

I have the coolest dog in the world! She's awesome!

I have written quite a lot of fics, but I haven't posted them.

ANYONE WHO IS WONDERING: The following fics have been put on semi-permanent hold

Against all the odds, School fic, Just doing my job and Sun Hill Holiday. My sincerest apologies about this but my inspiration for these fics has died because The Bill has left our screens. :(

If you've read any of my fics then thank you soo much! (Even better if you reviewed :D)

My fav characters from The Bill are : Smithy, Gina, Sgt Boyden, Max (quite a new fan), Stevie and Bob Cryer.

Spooks: Adam, Lucas, Jo and Ros.

The Mentalist: Anyone, I love them all, except Red John.

Most of my fics are adult themed, but I don't really get the rating system so PM me if you think the ratings should be different.

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A Complete Waste of Time by Odainath reviews
Post S7. Harry has returned after a month-long incarceration, the Russians are still titchy about Sugarhorse and the Americans are ... the Americans. How do the powers-that-be plan to deal with this? With paperwork of course.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Lucas N., Ros M., Ruth E.
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Sun Hill Uncovered by MauraBarton349 reviews
Now The Bill is over, I've decided to write this, and in each chapter, a character is - well, why don't you have a look and find out? You might even like to choose the next victim... Rated T for use of crude language. Enjoy, but please don't kill me. xxx
Bill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010
Too Attached by Whitechapelfangirl reviews
ITV Whitechapel - SLASH - Kent helps Chandler clean up his injuries after the fight with Jimmy
Whitechapel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Albion by vivelarevolution reviews
Canon 7.02. Lucas is home from Russia, damaged but alive. He's been debriefed and he's back on the team. But being back with Mi5 isn't as easy as he'd hoped. Lucas/OC Please read and review.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,409 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Lucas N.
A Christmas Tale? by Storybookgirl08 reviews
Beth can't believe Section D dont really celebrate Christmas. That has to change.With Ros/Lucas barely talking and a terrorist threat imminant will she get the spooks to the ball on time?
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Ruth E., Harry P. - Complete
Lucas by Dr Spleenmeister reviews
The inside of Lucas North's head is a dark and curious place; black and white is overrated, Lucas resides in the grey area. CH3: Sarah, Ch4: Harry, CH5: Elizabeta
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Lucas N.
Kent Thinks He May Have A Crush On The Boss by ThePointGirl reviews
Kent thinks he may have a crush on DI Chandler, but who wouldn't? DS Miles opens the option for a drink out in the town. KENT/CHANDLER pre-slash.
Whitechapel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010
Desicions by Smithyloverforeverx-x-x reviews
for GENEandALEXforever.A stevie/smithy fic. Following Unknown daughter. When smithy has to choose between his family and the woman he loves, how will it affect his life and career?
Bill - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,458 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
midsomers long day by ban-chan100 reviews
my fist fanfiction Jones wants Barnaby so he gives him gifts. i cant do summerys please read
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Therapy Helps? by CaptainBecker reviews
Jo and Lucas based not slash Lucas appears chap 3 Throughout series 7 and 8 forgot disclaimer, not mine
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Lucas N., Jo P.
All Summer Long by Doctor Addison Montgomery reviews
Rewritten and improved! After an explosion at Sun Hill, the officers are sent away on an all expenses holiday while the station is renovated. Fluffly, summer fic. Lots of romance. Pairings inside. Please review! Xx
Bill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Who Told the Albanians by CaptainBecker reviews
Section D is up against a new threat but other work keeps interrupting. With time running out for a member of the team will they beat the threat. Some spoilers s7,8, characters from s7,8. H/R
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010
Jigsaw Puzzle by jessib91 reviews
Smithy gets close to the mysterious Gemma Gold, she goes undercover but it mirrors Kerry with the Radford Case. Millie is also undercover with Gemma. Can Max help Smithy cope? Can Millie trust Gemma to back her up? Smithy's so close to losing himself!
Bill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010
Hunting For Gold by JessicaStone134 reviews
He's free once more. Free to get the woman who put him behind bars 25 years ago. Free to hurt her, to draw her to him, by hurting her through her officers. Free to kill her officers in order to kill her. Free to catch the Dragon. Can he be caught in time?
Bill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Love and Death in the time of the Cataclysm by happycat12 reviews
Section D is facing destruction as the end of the world looms. Romance/ Post Apocalypse.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 65,745 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lucas N., Jo P. - Complete
Deeper Than This by blackpearl23456 reviews
This is based around episodes five and six of series seven. Characters owned by Kudos - Harry, Malcolm, Connie, Ros, Jo, Ben, Lucas. Characters owned by me - Amber.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Lucas N. - Complete
The Hero by Rollieo 122 reviews
An explosion at the station leads to the discovery of feelings Jones and Stephens didn't realise the other had. Jones/Stephens eventually.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Happy New Year, Ben! by Shorina reviews
Jones is invited to Barnaby's New Year's Eve party...
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
The Fall by FantasticallyFanatical reviews
Stevie/Smithy. Aftermath of the court case with the Devlins and Stevie after she's strangled by the man in the interview room and focuses on how their relationship develops. Un-beta'd so mistakes are mine. Rated T for language.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009
Silence is Cold by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Things are starting to get normal for DS Ben Jones, when an unexpected person shows up on his doorstep. It gets a little crazy, and Ben's safety may be put to risk MORE than usual.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,632 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Til Shadowed Days are Done by Odainath reviews
SPOILERS for Season 7. He held no doubts they would find him.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ros M., Harry P. - Complete
Face From The Past by x-thebill-x reviews
Smithy, Kerry and Lea were getting on well with their lives until a certain face from Smithy’s past returns and makes Smithy’s life hell! Sequel to 'Robbery Gone Wrong'
Bill - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Florence Nightingale by Blonde Spirit
Oh dear Smithy, oh dear. Set way back when Smithy was a fresh faced PC, his worst nightmare comes true or does it?
Bill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Pride Of the Mafia by CarrotLucky13 reviews
What will happen when the mafia try to control London? This is an all rounder involves all characters. If ur a Smithy or Huxon Fan u will love this.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007
Death of a Chihuahua by John Douglas reviews
MIDSOMER MURDERS - When Joyce Barnaby decides to join the Midsomer Art of Ancient Civilizations Society, trouble is bound to ensue. Please note that no animals were harmed in the writing of this story.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
He Wears A Mask by movieholic reviews
Tom Quinn owns many masks, and for a brief moment...he takes one off.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Fallen by dslkjflksdjf reviews
Anger, annoyance, sadness a normal day for Hermione Potter. Kidnapping? No, not really. I am working on re-writing this story at the moment as well as adding more chapters, bare with me at the moment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hermione G.
Goodbye Again by Shaz1 reviews
Set immediately after the climax of the SmithyLouise relationship. This story picks up immediately after the episodes end. Smithy isn't coping too well either physically or mentally. Please R and R. Chapter Twenty Four up!
Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 10/30/2005
It's Not Over Yet by spookslove reviews
Adam loses it. Will he get over it?
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
PRESUMED DEAD by suzewebb reviews
Dale Smith discovers more than he bargained for when he deals with a child who has gone missing.
Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Midsomer Murders: Hit and Fall by Shath reviews
Midsomer Murders. Troy saves Barnaby from a car, but at what cost? Features Sgt Gavin Troy, DCI Tom Barnaby and Joyce Barnaby. Simple oneshot, tried to keep the characters in character. Rated T for safety. Not too many sappy moments.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
The Diary Of Charlotte Rogers by Smickan reviews
Based around BJD, 'Super Sarge' feels the same, but Charlie's oblivious to even the most obvious of hints, resulting in 'comfort' from 'small blonde DC'.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005
It Is You by Azura's Star reviews
Two years after falling into a coma cos of being shot by Gabriel Kerry wakes up but is Smithy still there? I'm rubbish at writing summaries. Plz R&R :D After losing everything when my stupid comp crashed I have now sarted writing again. B xxx
Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
Yesterday Once More by Smickan reviews
Chapter 13: Sometimes getting your school work in on time isn't the only problem at Sun Hill High...Picture the cast around 13 and 14 unless otherwise stated. Light femmeslash in parts.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
Moving On by Smickan reviews
Smithy's daughter's moving on and growing up is he prepared to let her?
Bill - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005
Old Faces by Dale's Kia reviews
COMPLETE. Two 'new' officers, a car crash and a dead body. Just a normal day at Sun Hill!
Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Tell Me What You Know by delga reviews
But Adam Carter is a man and he’s already faced his demons." Spoilers for 3x09.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2005
The Life of Smithy by coolnufc reviews
Smithy meets a girl and becomes a hero. This is just a story about smithy's life. Please read and review.
Bill - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005
The End of the Line by Starzangel reviews
Finally, everything has become too much for Tom Quinn.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
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Motorbiker reviews
A mystery motorbiker is making the police of Sun Hill look like idiots. Who is it? And who will catch him?
Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Hippie attack reviews
Smithy and Kerry get called out to the Coal Lane estate, but this is no ordinary domestic this is organized crime.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
A night of dares reviews
A crossover between Spooks and The Bill, using my fav characters: Smithy and Adam as main characters.
Crossover - Bill & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
What if we're thinking the same thing? reviews
I've been thinking about Smithy and Callum being gay for quite a while, Smithy's bad luck with women must be an omen? Anyway, it's turned into this fic, not sure if I'm gonna take it any further. It's my first fic about a gay couple so please R&R!
Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010
Against all the odds reviews
A fanfiction about Smithy's bad luck with women. Contains self harm, abuse and strong language.
Bill - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
School fic reviews
Basically it's the bobbies at school, that's imagining that they went to a steiner school. Note: this is not an accurate account of steiner practice
Bill - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
Just doing my job reviews
The title says it all, Smithy feels that he's just doing his job.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
I'm innocent reviews
A child is killed, there was only one other child in the house with the victim, or was there? My first Mentalist fic, so please R&R!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010
Sun Hill holiday reviews
The cast of the Bill, some past some present are going on a holiday.
Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010