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Joined 01-04-10, id: 2203683, Profile Updated: 04-17-16
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I am a Seattle native. It's a surprisingly rare thing.

The only other place I've lived is Prague.

I would have majored in history if I hadn't majored in English.

You can find me on twitter as @s_ianthe ... & now on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/sarahianthemichaels/

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14762 - Favs: 12,580 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5471 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,091 - Reviews: 3618 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prism by Anna Faze reviews
A father and daughter, bound by blood and torn apart by secrets. There are a hundred versions of the truth, it all depends which way the light shines. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,848 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7326 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3723 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6894 - Favs: 10,305 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captive by Erotillectual reviews
Convinced that allowing Bella to be changed into a vampire would be wrong, Edward resorts to drastic measures to keep her mortal - ultimately forcing Carlisle to intervene - and makes a few discoveries and learns a few of life's lessons along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,743 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
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Isabella reviews
In the Cornish countryside of 1804 England, a foreign visitor brings Isabella to reconsider the inexplicable occurrences she had always taken for granted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 173,463 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Why reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete