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Joined 01-04-10, id: 2203683, Profile Updated: 05-25-20
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I am a Seattle native. It's a surprisingly rare thing.

The only other place I've lived is Prague.

I would have majored in history if I hadn't majored in English.

Additional writing as Sarah Ianthe Michaels found here.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14947 - Favs: 13,483 - Follows: 5,996 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 3068 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Compassion Holding its Breath by maruxf reviews
Twilight always felt as if it had started from a much more "adult" place than the books showed; as if an editor had said "this is good, but let's clean it up for young adults." But really...why is Bella so insecure and where does Edward's self-loathing truly come from? Rosalie's festering hostility? Esme's truncated yearnings? Carlisle's regrets? This is a grown-ups Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,511 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,127 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7368 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3845 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7018 - Favs: 11,055 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
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Beyond Rumors reviews
Edward can barely stand the thought of 1 more year in a town so small, a new student is a big deal. But he's having a hard time avoiding her himself...and isn't sure he cares about the rumors triggered as a result. AU, AH, Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 17h - Published: 9/26 - Bella, Edward
Isabella reviews
In the Cornish countryside of 1804 England, a foreign visitor brings Isabella to reconsider the inexplicable occurrences she had always taken for granted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 173,463 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Why reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,040 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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