Poll: I've decided that my next fic will not be a Naruto one. A friend of mine suggested doing another type so i wouldn't grow bored rewriting the same scenes for different stories. This is just to find everyone's opinions so pick your faves Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Marvel, X-Men, Bleach, and Fable.
Age: Early 20s
Top 5 Favorite Anime: Tenchi Muyo (or any other Tenchi including GXP), Case Closed, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, and Number 1 is (Drumroll starts...) Naruto
Favorite Pairing: any nonYaoi Naruto (dude deserves some love after all he's had to go through) except for Sakura (I can read a good NaruSaku story, but I just can't write one), but my particular favorites are NarutoXHinata, (what can i say i love how they just seem to balance each other out), NarutoXAnko (they deserve each other for comfort after everything they've both been through, not to mention she's drop dead sexy) and Naruto Harem (insert perverted giggle).
My likes are quiet, good fanfiction, open spaces and good friends
My hobbies are watching anime, reading (not just magna but novels especially fantasy, sci-fi, and mysteries) and just hanging with my friends.
Thing I hate are bullies, people with big egos (If you're good, you don't have to show it off), and loud noises (I've got sensitive ears)
My dreams to write some kick-ass fanfiction in the future.
I am a student at my local university so i may not get to update often but once i get started i will try to update at least one story once a month as inspiration hits me.
One more thing i plan on writing the first chapter to all my favorite ideas before i start updating the others
Please Review any of my stories you read so i can improve my quality of work.
WHY I BASH CERTAIN CHARACTERS:
Sasuke: I'm sorry, but i just can't stand Sasuke's character. He is so focused on revenge that he would sell out everything he stood for just for a chance at power and revenge. Even after he learns the truth about Itachi the guy's still so focused on revenge that he can't even see all the good people in Konoha. Note: Sasuke will be bashed in all my stories, but he will NOT be a weaking. Yes Sasuke is an arrogant ass, but he's a strong arrogant ass. He fought against a pair of Chuunin level nin on their first mission, that in itself shows a degree of skill. He'll never beat our blonde hero, but he won't go down without a good fight.
Sakura: Okay this is a character I've always been a bit divided over. Personally I'm a Sakura-basher at heart, the girls just so useless at the beginning of the series, and worse she's vastly overconfident in her abilities. But over the course of the series she starts to redeem herself more and more from her interactions with Naruto. After the timeskip she's actually a pretty damned good kunoich, minus of course a few anger-management issues but I'm willing to accept that as an unfortunate fact about many otherwise decent manga and anime heroines. Hell even after the Chuunin exams and Sasuke's defection in the anime she starts to show at least a few hints of growth. Anyway, in my stories I'll probably be bashing Sakura most of the times, but I like a good naruto X Sakura fic now and then, specifically a redeemed Sakura fic, and if i ever write a fic taking place in the Shippuden timeline she'll be treated with the respect her growth and newfound skills deserve, though i'll likely take efforts to smooth out her temper.
Kiba: Now Kiba's a controversial basher, a lot of people like to bash mutt boy, while a lot of people dont. I personally can go either way, sometimes I'll bash him, though not as hard as Sasuke or even Sakura, and sometimes I won't. All depends on how I'm feeling and how I think he'll fit into the story.
I'M POSTING A STORY CHALLENGE (Please PM me if you take up the challenge so i can create a list and keep an eye on them.)
Type: Naruto X YuYu Hakusho Crossover
Time-Span: Shipuden, starting from beginning
Descriptions: Naruto returns from his training journey with Jiraya a changed ninja. You see over the two and a half years Naruto has learned and gained new power from not one but two senseis. The first the aged sage and the second an ancient spirit of the natural world sealed within him, a spirit named Yoko Kurama.
Pairings: NarutoXHarem, besides that any pairings you want are okay as long as there in no yaoi
Challenge Accepted By (Story Name):
Name: Urusei Shinobi: Those Obnoxious Ninja
Crossover: Urusei Yatsura X Naruto
Description: What if, instead of coming to earth, the oni arrived on the ninjaverse. What if Naruto was selected as the Earth's champion in the game of tag? What would happen if Naruto accidentally proposed to Lum? A challenge to mismatch pieces of both storylines and bring forth total chaos.
Pairnings: Naruto X Lum, or Naruto X Harem (Lum must be included in harem).
Challenge Accepted By:
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Position: Log Worshipper (Since 10/25/14, currently working to obtain Log Priest Status)
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings.
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings.
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.' -book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' -book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.' -book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' -book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. -book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' -book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
Forsaken Wolf Ninja
Naruto of the Phantom Troupe
Naruto: Blades Bows and Souls
Naruto: A Seer's Fable
Five Forbidden Villages
Hunt For the Nine Rings
NOTE: Expect serious Sakura and Sasuke bashing in all my stories. Possible Kiba, Kakashi, and other bashings depending on the story
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Sorry for those who like how Naruto is moving but i think that Shippudden is starting to go down hill.
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