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Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy.

Hi I'm Catherine! I'm fourteen years old and currently living in Canada. I love Vampire Academy, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games and Vampire Diaries (tv show). I mostly read Vampire Academy and Harry Potter and I only write VA. I ship Sydney & Adrian, Rose & Dimitri, Lissa & Christian:)

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8 Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we aregoing to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

You can have Edward and Jacob I want the sexy, badass, russian god DIMITRI.

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We Only Thought Goodbye by PlantNerd92 reviews
Dimitri tells Rose his love has faded. Rose saves the Queen and returns to St. Vladimir's Academy to instruct the early-graduating Novices. Will their paths cross again?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,155 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Save You by miss.Dbelikov reviews
After Dimitri told her his love had faded, Rose was assigned a guardian position in Europe, where she spent years as far away from Dimitri as possible. But when she becomes leader of the guardian council, she comes back to court and faces her past. But Rose doesn't come back alone, she brings with her a deadly secret that can destroy everything and everyone.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 196,505 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Last Sacrifice by starshine.taylor reviews
Rose starts a mission she believes could be her last, and she won't stop until it's completed: she's going to clear her name. With everyone that she loves by her side, risking their lives and her own, she has everything to lose. It's her last sacrifice.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War by DazzleMe1901 reviews
Rose Hathaway, a heart breaker, was always taught to hate her enemy, the Belikov's, that because of them her people r dying. But what happens when she meets a mysterious, and sexy Dimitri Belikov Sorry Im no good wit summaries slightly Occ Rose/Dimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,347 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Bloodlines Sequel by pink n pretty barbie reviews
This is set immediately following Bloodlines and is my speculation on what will happen next.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Spirit Bound: Redemption by steffy2106 reviews
My own version of Spirit bound. Starts 5 days after the end of Blood Promise. Contains lots of spoilers so don’t read if you didn’t read Blood Promise. Rated T for language. Read and Review D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,181 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Last Sacrifice: The Ultimate Choice by steffy2106 reviews
My own version of 'Last Sacrifice'. Starts just where Spirit Bound left off. Rated T but might contain one or two M chapters later in the story. Please Read & Review :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,975 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Rumor Has It by emiz.12 reviews
There's new gossip at St. Vladimir's. And Rose and Dimitri happen to be the center of it all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,024 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I., Viktoria B. - Complete
Nothing To Stay For by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
After Last Sacrifice, Rose, feeling rejected and unwanted, runs away from Court. She cuts off any contact with her friends and family, disappearing without a trace. And now the only man who can bring her back is the one who found her the first time...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,828 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Who's the Daddy? by Diimoziiana reviews
Continued from the end of Shadow Kiss but there isn't a Strigoi attack, thank god! But Dimitri still leaves Rose - for Tasha. Even I wonder how he became so ... tasteless? So what happens when everyone is reunited at the academy after five long years ...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,857 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Bound by Destiny: A Continuation of Last Sacrifice by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Follow Rose and Lissa to Lehigh University.. who will be left behind? How will Lissa handle being Queen? What happens after the bond is broken? Will Rose and Dimitri have their happily ever after? Will Adrian find his way in life? And what about Tasha?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 192,589 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
My Heart Belongs To You by IHeartVA reviews
What if it was Adrian who healed Dimitri? Rose and Dimitri couldn't be happier, but when drama strikes like lightning, what will happen? Follow Rose as she grows up, experiences true love, has a family, and realizes that fate has its own side. *M Scenes*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 86,608 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
Begging for Mercy by LostGetFound reviews
Set a while after City of Glass. Jace and Clary. Fluff and fighting. Jace flew forward, tackling the demon and throwing the knife from its hand. He punched the demon hard in its face, effectively breaking its nose. "I. Told. You. Not. To. Touch. Her."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,827 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Last Sacrifice by rawrful-lion reviews
Breaking out of jail? No sweat. Going out to find your best friends half-sibling with your ex who claims his love has faded? That sucks. Doing so without the boyfriend who helped you through it all? Kill me now.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,260 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lovely Rose with Thorns by littlebeachhut reviews
Rose is Moroi. Dimitri her guardian. Andre her new love interest. But when she has to choose, who is the one that she can't live without? If she doesn't choose soon, fate will. Will Adrian show up? Read & find out. On Hiatus.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Rose H.
A Change Of Scenery by aleexmariee reviews
Set after Frostbite. Dimitri is going home to Russia to visit his family. Rose has to go with him as a training exercise. Will they manage to keep their emotions under control, or will they give in to what they want most?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,795 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Promise Bound by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
What happens if Rose is fast enough and is able to shield Dimitri from the attack in the caves? What if it means she was taken instead? This is the entire fourth book with a twist...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,546 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Secrets, Love, & Lies by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
Dimitri disappeared after he slept with Rose, only to leave her with a bit of a surprise, a beautiful baby girl. Lissa's about to be crowned queen, only adding to Rose's stress, but what happens when Dimitri returns to find Rose with a child?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 117,059 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
No Time to Heal by roserage reviews
RPOV. An alternative ending to Frostbite. Mason does not die in the strigoi house and Rose will face new enemies and challenges before it is over. First fanfic; All characters belong to Richelle Mead, except for Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,924 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You Left Me by Gracii-D4R reviews
Dimitri didn't get turned but he left Rose to take Tasha up on her offer. 4 years later things get complicated when he returns and finds many things have changed, including an addition to the group that looks a lot like him *COMPLETE*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I Want To Experience Love by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
The story takes place after the second book in the series 'Frostbite'. Rose is trying to convince Dimitri they can be together, but Dimitri has a dark secret that he is hiding. Will they be able to finally be together? Or will events change their fate?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,151 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Alternate Universe by Kessafan reviews
She's a badass guardian, he's a runaway with a bad attitude, both with reputations that precede them. What happens when they come together? Canon pairs and VA world... with a twist! A few Rated M parts so if you don't like that sort of thing...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 171,792 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
It's Not Our Fault by Icestorm51 reviews
The night Rose shows up at Dimitri's door for Lissa, he never takes Victor's necklace off. How do their lives change if they had stayed together that night? All rights belong to Richelle Mead and her publishers. ON HIATUS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Eternity by Kessafan reviews
Sequel to 'Spirit Bound Until Death'. Please read that story first so you know what's happening... : I hope you enjoy this one as much as the first story.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,392 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Young Love by Zmeyette reviews
My second fanfic! Teen Dimitri and teen Rose meets. Full Summary inside. Please READ and REVIEW! NOW COMPLETE!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,543 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
War: Guardian Vs Novice by Belikov's-Girl reviews
This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Dimitri's Email: A real boyfriend by x-shadow-x-kisses-x reviews
preview of my new story that doesn't have a name yet. Dimitri gets and e-mail from Viktoria on how a real boyfriend should act. Will he use it to help out Rose? One-shot for now, will be a story later.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Dimitri B., Viktoria B.
Change of Scenery by ruthless527 reviews
Takes place after FB. Dimitri has accepted Tasha's offer so Rose leaves to complete her field trials at an academy in CA. As she starts to allow herself to love another, will Dimitri try to get her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,313 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Spirit Bound Until Death by Kessafan reviews
This is my version of what came after Blood Promise. First story I've ever written, I hope you like it.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,245 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Reward by AsheMoon reviews
Remedial training lessons are a pain, unless Dimitri Belikov is your mentor. Things get even more interesting when a reward gets thrown in. If she does well, Rose might get more than just a pat on the back. Canon. One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,711 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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All The Wrong Reasons reviews
"You two are meant to be together." Dimitri broke into a run towards his one and only true love. Set two years after Spirit Bound. The Queen is not dead. Tasha is not evil.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Paper and Rose Thorns reviews
I never imagined the possibility that dhampirs would turn on the moroi. But now it looks like this is what I've created, letting the strigoi pick off my friends; my family; everyone. Takes place after Blood Promise.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rose H.
Spirit Bound Forever reviews
It's been 2 months since Rose has returned from her return from Russia and time is running out for her to decide what to do. She has to tell her friends soon but with Graduation around the corner will it be soon enough? Read to find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,887 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.